The Judgy Bitch Pod

This week, I’m sharing something a little different. I recently joined Tammy on her podcast The Path to Transformation to talk about how I came to America, my past abusive marriage, and the journey that led me to becoming… well, The Judgy Bitch.

Tammy was kind enough to let me share that conversation here as a bonus episode while I take some time off for surgery and recovery. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a big part of my story that...

This week, your favorite main bitch Melli is back with Molly — and the stars (and Swifties) have aligned! 💫 Molly’s TikTok has been on fire lately with all her Taylor Swift theories, so of course we had to talk about her obsession, the bread rumors, and why she’s living her best Swiftie life.

Then she reads my birth chart and breaks down what the universe really has to say about me — from my rising sign to my main character energy....

This week, I sit down with Tammy, who opens up about losing her mom and how grief reshaped her life. We talk about what it’s really like to navigate loss, why you don’t just “heal” from it, and how she’s learned to live with grief while leaning into gratitude and sound baths. Tammy also shares her own podcast journey, and of course, we play some judgy games to keep it real.

Whether you’ve been through loss yourself or just need a re...

In our very first true crime deep dive, we take on the heartbreaking and haunting case of the four University of Idaho students murdered in their home in November 2022. This case has stuck with us — maybe because it feels like every woman’s worst nightmare. We walk through what happened, how the suspect was tracked down and arrested, and we share our own thoughts on what may have led to these senseless killings.

While there was a mo...

Pack your bags and polish that resume, bitch besties — we’re going on a ride. In this episode, I sit down with recruiter Steven to spill the tea on job interviews, resume red flags, and why so many “EA” roles are actually just admin in disguise. But it’s not all career talk — we also dive into Steven’s Bali adventures, our mutual love for Simple Plan and Yellowcard, and his obsession with festivals. Oh, and yes… there were drinks i...

This week, Melli sits down with her former coworker Anna — a copywriter, storyteller, yoga teacher, and Reiki practitioner — to explore the unexpected intersections of creativity and healing. From the art of finding the right words to the energy of aligning mind and body, Anna shares how storytelling and spirituality can flow together in everyday life. Buckle up, bitches — it’s equal parts inspiring, grounding, and unapologetically...

In this episode, I sit down with Cat — the powerhouse who wrote, produced, and directed her own Beauty and the Beast parody (The Enchanted Silverware) and premiered it at the Hollywood Fringe Festival. We spill the tea on what it’s like to bring enchanted forks and spoons to life on stage, the wild world of theater, and Cat’s own incredible story of surviving a heart attack at a shockingly young age.

Of course, it wouldn’t be The Ju...

Grab your leash and your latte, bitch besties — this week we’re diving nose-first into the world of Cavapoos with the founder of Cavapoo Friends NYC. We swap stories about our own fluffy little divas, dish out real (and a little judgy) advice for fellow pawrents, and yes… we call out the cringe things we’ve seen in the dog park. If you’re a Cavapoo lover, a proud dog mom, or just here for the tea on bougie pawrents, this one’s for ...

Think your friend group is messy? Wait till you hear what went down in The Valley.
Season 2 is a full-blown disaster—and Holly and I are here to judge it.
Jax spirals, Brittany sets boundaries, and Jesse and Michelle’s divorce turns into a Bravo battlefield. We’ve got exposed group chats, accidental engagement reveals, and a reunion that proves nobody on this show knows what accountability means. Holly and I unpack the chaos,...

It’s the very first episode of The Judgy Bitch Pod, and who better to kick things off with than my bestie Simone — a fellow German bitch with a sharp tongue and even sharper wit. We dive into all things Deutsch, from hilarious German traditions to sayings that make zero sense in English (but somehow hit hard). We also spill how we met, our funniest memories together, and play some ridiculous games like Fuck, Marry, Kill and This or...