May 12, 2025 • 16 mins
The Morning Brew with Chris delivers a lively mix of personal stories, games, and upcoming event announcements with regular callers Virgil the cowboy, Paul from Beaumont, and Jineane Ford.
• Virgil plays rapid-fire questions, revealing that eagles would be his natural alarm clock and beanie weenies are the best horseback riding snack
• A singles event gets awkward when someone ends up face-to-face with a past "friend zone"
• Chris discusses his upcoming comedy shows, including one inside a prison in Yuma
• Paul celebrates 35 years with Rhonda and crushes a country music trivia challenge
• Jineane shares her Mother's Day highlights, including a charity event and a surprise $400 casino win
• Plus: A motivational quote to start your week: “Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.”
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning.
It's the Morning Brew withChris.
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, good morning, my friend.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Heck, yeah, it's Virgil from Eager, everyone's
favorite cowboy.
How was your weekend, bestfriend?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh, kind of like in the sad area.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Right, you recently a friend of yours, a cowgirl,
fellow cowgirl, passed away.
You guys been dealing with that.
I know that's got to be painful.
So you guys didn't do anythingthis weekend.
Yeah, we were busy.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh really, how were you busy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
What did you guys do?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, and tell all the ladies out there happy
Mother's Day for me.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Absolutely.
Did you do anything special forthe mothers in your life for
Mother's Day yesterday?
I lost my mom a long time ago.
Right, right, right.
I'm so sorry to hear that soyou didn't do a cookout or
anything.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, I was all by myself.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh well, that's too bad.
How about we have a little fun?
This morning?
I ask you some random questions, for some rapid-fire questions
with Virgil.
What do you say?
All right, go for it, all right.
If you had to replace youralarm clock with the sound from
nature, what would it be and why?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Probably an eagle.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh heck, yes, Time to wake up.
It wouldn't be a horse, I wouldhave thought it would be a
horse.
What's something you've donemore times than any adult
probably should?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Ride a horse every day.
Yeah, you too, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And what's the worst snack to eat?
Well, one.
Have you ever eaten whileyou're driving in your car?
Like fast food or something,pizza Pizza, now on your horse.
Do you ever eat while you'reriding your horse?
Yeah, but they're beanieweenies.
Oh, they're beanie weenies andthat's the best snack to eat
(01:57):
while riding a horse.
Yeah, and what would the worstsnack be to eat while riding a
horse?
The grass, the grass, becausethat means you've fallen off the
horse.
Well, virgil, that was rapidfire questions with Virgil.
Good morning, it's the MorningBrew with Chris.
(02:19):
Who's this?
This is Ryan McKee.
Heck, yeah, producer.
Ryan McKee, my best friend fromWilmington, north Carolina.
Well, originally from Paysonbut currently living in
Wilmington, we talked to youlast week.
You are single, looking tomingle.
You've been divorced for twoyears.
You haven't been having a goodtime on the dating apps.
(02:41):
So you know you tried somethingon Friday night and I wanted to
kind of get your feedback onhow it went.
What did you do Friday night?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I went to my first single meet up Nice.
Meeting people the oldfashioned way, with booze and in
person.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yes, no swiping left or right at this party.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's correct, or if you did, it would get awkward.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah Well, how'd it go?
Did you mingle?
Did you find some ladies thatmaybe you're interested in?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mingled and I found a very nice lady.
We really hit it off, lady.
We really hit it off.
And uh, she, uh, I well, shegave me her phone number and we
were texting.
And then she stopped textingfor like a day and I was like,
oh no, she's gonna.
She ghosted me and I meanghosting just hits different
(03:34):
after you meet them in person,you know it's like oh, she
shared breathing space with meand she still decided to ghost
me, uh.
But then she texted, uh, aftera day and said, oh, I'm sorry,
I'm bad at texting, and uh, thenshe came to my I had a going
(03:54):
away party at my house lastnight with a bunch of comedians,
because one of our friends ismoving to atlanta.
She came and met all my crazycomedian friends.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh my gosh.
Sometimes that's good news,Sometimes that's bad news.
What do you think she?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
thought I think it was a little bit of both.
She got into kind of a littlebit of an argument with one of
the comedians over which is thebest way to take a group photo.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh my gosh, that might be a red flag.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, it might be a red flag, but you know what I do
with red flags what Plow rightthrough them.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Beep, beep coming through.
Beep, beep coming through.
Yeah, you were telling us aboutthe singles event that you went
to this past Friday.
It was interesting.
You had told me off air whobasically invited you to this
singles event, who wascoordinating it.
Do you want to tell us thatstory?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah.
So I went on a date with thiswoman and I thought it went
really well.
And then she texted me and saidI'm getting more friend vibes
from you.
And she texted me and said I'mgetting more friend vibes from
you and I was like, well, I wasthrowing out boyfriend vibes but
I guess I got misinterpreted.
And then she invited me to asingles event that she was
(05:12):
promoting, which is.
I was like did you just dump meto fill out your singles?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
event with more people.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
How funny would it be if everybody that was there is
someone she friends with.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, that would be so considerate of her to break
up with you, but then have abackup plan ready for you to go.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That's cool.
Well, I want to play a gamewith you, ryan, to kind of find
out what your type is, becausemaybe we have some listeners out
there that might know somebodythat might be a good match for
you.
So we're going to do date,ditch or deal breaker.
All right, I'm going to giveyou a scenario and you tell me
if you would date him, ditch him, or if that's a hard pass.
He's out.
(05:52):
Deal breaker you ready, I'mready.
She has six cats and they allsleep in the bed.
That's a deal breaker.
Me too, I'm allergic to cats,but you just don't like cats.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I just don't like cats, especially if she has six
cats, even if they don't sleepin bed with her.
That's a deal breaker.
That's got to be a smelly house.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Next one.
She live streams your dinnerdate on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You know what that's a good story.
That's not a deal breaker.
Um, you know what that's a goodstory.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's not a deal breaker.
Oh, so that's a date.
You would date him or you wouldnot ideal, but you'd give it a
shot.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
All right, Her job is a professional clown and she
wears the full makeup 24-7.
That's a deal breaker, I don'tknow you like good stories.
I would at least go on thefirst date with her and maybe
get her to oh.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
All right, yeah, you know, maybe I would go on the
first date with her for thislittle good story.
It would depend.
Not to be rude, but it woulddepend how attractive she is
under that makeup.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And last one her license plate says man-eater
yeah definitely I would go onthe date oh that is date.
No problem, he is in.
You have a busy week and weboth have an exciting show this
Friday.
Tomorrow you are doing a roastbattle.
Explain what that is.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, it's where you go up against another comedian
and just tell roast jokes aboutthem and it gets pretty heated,
Pretty heated.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I've done it once and it gets pretty heated, Pretty
heated.
I've done it once and I got mybutt kicked.
Pretty bad, I'm not good atbeing mean.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, I've done it once too and got my butt kicked.
This is my redemption.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Nice.
Yeah, I'm not good at beingmean, but people are really
really good at being mean to me,yeah, and then you're flying
out to Arizona.
You have a show in uh, campverde.
At which casino?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
cliff castle, casino cliff castle casino anybody's
listening from the cam verdearea.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Hit me up, yeah come on out, and that's at seven on
thursday, that's right heck yeah.
And then friday, the countdownhas begun.
Chris and ryan are going toprison for not one, but two
comedy shows in Yuma at theirprison.
There you ready.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, but I guess I'll have to be ready soon.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun.
Well, I don't know that.
I'm telling myself that becauseI like to be positive, but it's
definitely the first time doinga show in a prison.
Do you think we need to makethe same announcements we make
at comedy clubs, like make sureyou turn your cell phones off or
unvibrate?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
No, none of them have cell phones.
Oh, they don't.
And we can't.
We don't say table talk, keepthe table talk to a minimum,
because there'll be no tables inthere.
There'll be no, there'll be thesoberest audience we've ever
performed for heck.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, it's gonna be, it's gonna be a story, uh, to
tell for sure.
Uh, I'll be back monday andwe'll recap that show, but I
can't wait for it.
And uh, remember, if you'regonna be near camp verde on
thursday, go check out producerryan and good luck at your roast
battle, best friend.
Thank you very much.
Yee-yee, yee-yee, everyone'sfavorite redneck Paul from
(09:09):
Beaumont, texas.
How are you doing on thisMonday morning?
Did you listen to Ryan?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, man, what a nice way to give somebody the L.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I know that is so sweet and considerate.
It would be cool if she gavehim like a parting gift bag too
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Hold on just a second .
Hold on just a second.
Hold on just a second, okay, ohcome on, this guy got my box.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You saw right there, buddy, I appreciate it.
Have a go, have a good week.
Who's that this week?
You got, you got brought me mybox.
Oh, nice, um, okay.
Now we get back to the show.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh, yeah, and we're, and we're back.
Did you have a good mother'sday?
Yeah, I'm good, good, and thentoday is a special day as well.
What's uh?
What's today?
Oh, it's me and ron this 35thanniversary 35th anniversary and
what's, uh your favorite thingabout your wife?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
and she likes she lets me be, you know, she lets
me be me man Sometimes,sometimes, you know, sometimes
it's wife.
No, you really don't need to dothat, but I do it anyway, it's
okay.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
What are you guys going to do tonight for your
anniversary?
I don't know.
I ain't thought that far ahead.
Man, oh man, holy moly, waituntil the last minute.
That's how I roll.
Do you remember what you're?
I'm spontaneous, he'sspontaneous.
Where did you and Rhonda getmarried?
At her parents' church.
Do you remember what the firstsong you guys danced to?
(10:46):
I don't think we danced to asong.
You didn't dance to a song.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
No man, no man, it was Pentecostal church.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, but Well, you didn't have like what's a
reception after the wedding?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, we had a reception, but I don't think
they do all that.
They don't do all that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
But no.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Dj, no dancing, no, no no, oh my goodness, that
place is like Footloose.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
In honor of Paul from Beaumont and Rhonda's
anniversary today, 35 years,we're going to play a game
called Real Gift or FakeAnniversary Gift.
Do you know what the gift isfor the 35th anniversary?
It was an iPad.
No, the official anniversarygift is coral or jade.
(11:38):
Okay, okay.
Yeah, coral if you're beachyand jade if you're bougie.
So which one would you get forRhonda?
She'd have to get the bougiestuff.
The bougie stuff.
All right, I'm going to tellyou the anniversary gift and you
tell me if it's real or fake.
For the first anniversary, thegift is paper.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Fake.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
No, it's real.
You're supposed to get yourspouse paper or something paper
for your first anniversary,which is weird because that was
34 years ago.
Nothing says forever, likesomething that's flammable.
All right, yeah, the fifthanniversary.
They're saying the gift is wood.
Is that real or fake Wood?
(12:20):
No, that's fake, huh, no,that's real, dude, you're not
doing good at this one.
For the 10th anniversary, theysay the gift is tin or aluminum.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No man, Unless it's a beer can.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
It is real.
Yeah, that would be a greatanniversary gift for you and for
a 20th anniversary gift.
It's a chainsaw.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
No, that's a birthday gift.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That's right.
That was real or fake.
You know what the 50thanniversary is gold.
Is that real or fake?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, that's real.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
That's real, and if you make it that far, you
deserve a medal.
Literally.
Yeah, paul, I thought today forAre you Smarter Than a Redneck?
We would do country musictrivia.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Where was Shania Twain bornOntario, georgia, texas or
Tennessee?
Paul Paul, ontario?
(13:18):
Yeah, you're right.
Gosh, dang it All right.
Next question which DollyParton song reached number one
on the Billboard Hot CountrySongs chart?
Not once, but twice.
Was it Paul, paul?
Go ahead.
I always love you.
I will always love you.
Gosh, dang it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
This redneck's on fire this might not know my
anniversary gift, but I sure asheck know my country music all
right and last question, worth amillion points, if I get it
right, I can get the steal.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
What pseudonym did Hank Williams use to record a
number of gospel songs?
Paul oh.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Hank Bo Seafish.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, let me hear the answer Mark the Vagabond, john
the Gypsy, paul the Rover orLuke the Drifter Paul Paul?
Okay, I know the Drifter PaulPaul.
Okay, I know now.
No, you are.
I get first John the Gypsy.
No, what do you say Paul?
Paul.
What do you say Luke theDrifter?
Luke the Drifter, holy moly,that's one smart redneck.
(14:26):
On his anniversary, buddyCongratulations, and I hope you
and Rhonda have fun today.
We're going to have All right,bye-bye.
Bye-bye, janine, you over there, yes.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I am.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Happy Monday morning.
You have a good Mother's Day.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Oh my gosh, the best Mother's Day I did.
The Festival of the Baskets hada blast.
I won a little basket too, butit was so fun and they raised
such good money.
It was great for White MountainHelping Hands.
Then Sunday, I mean, I had thebeautiful food layout and the
spread at the Festival of theBaskets.
Then we did the big Mother'sDay brunch and we had family,
(15:03):
grandkids, just everything forMother's Day.
I was overloaded with flowers.
It was crazy, just really sweetin those wonderful chocolates
and all kinds of fun stuff and,yeah, just a great day.
It was awesome.
And we went to that Mother'sDay brunch up at Honda and
here's a funny thing I walked byjust this one machine.
I put just a little bit ofmoney in it and it won $400
(15:25):
right there, oh my gosh.
So I cashed it out and walkedout the door.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That's how I roll, Heck yeah, that's a good
Mother's Day present.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Because I don't like to gamble.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
So on that.
It is Monday and I thought wewould get everyone motivated
with some motivational quotes.
I'll read some and then youpick the motivational quote for
the week Perfect.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
You ready, here we go .
Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
William Butler.
Yeats said Do not wait till theiron is hot, but make it hot by
striking.
William James says Act as ifwhat you do makes a difference
it does.
Here's another one, jerome.
Jerome says act as if what youdo makes a difference it does.
Here's another one.
Jerome says I like work.
It fascinates me.
I could sit and look at it forhours.
Yeah, here's another funny oneMonday, the day I bravely put on
(16:13):
real pants and leave the house.
That's a good one.
And last one, chris Grossersays opportunities a good one.
And last one.
Chris Grosser saysopportunities don't happen.
You create them.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh, let's do the last one.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yes, I like that.
That's a good one, all of themare good.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I like the funny ones too.
They were good ones.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Opportunities don't happen.
You create them.
That is your motivational quotefor the week.
Yeah, I hope you have a.
Good morning.
It's the Morning Brew withChris.
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, good morning, my friend.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Heck, yeah, it's Virgil from Eager, everyone's
favorite cowboy.
How was your weekend, bestfriend?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh, kind of like in the sad area.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Right, you recently a friend of yours, a cowgirl,
fellow cowgirl, passed away.
You guys been dealing with that.
I know that's got to be painful.
So you guys didn't do anythingthis weekend.
Yeah, we were busy.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh really, how were you busy.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
What did you guys do?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, and tell all the ladies out there happy
Mother's Day for me.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Absolutely.
Did you do anything special forthe mothers in your life for
Mother's Day yesterday?
I lost my mom a long time ago.
Right, right, right.
I'm so sorry to hear that soyou didn't do a cookout or
anything.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, I was all by myself.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh well, that's too bad.
How about we have a little fun?
This morning?
I ask you some random questions, for some rapid-fire questions
with Virgil.
What do you say?
All right, go for it, all right.
If you had to replace youralarm clock with the sound from
nature, what would it be and why?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Probably an eagle.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh heck, yes, Time to wake up.
It wouldn't be a horse, I wouldhave thought it would be a
horse.
What's something you've donemore times than any adult
probably should?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Ride a horse every day.
Yeah, you too, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And what's the worst snack to eat?
Well, one.
Have you ever eaten whileyou're driving in your car?
Like fast food or something,pizza Pizza, now on your horse.
Do you ever eat while you'reriding your horse?
Yeah, but they're beanieweenies.
Oh, they're beanie weenies andthat's the best snack to eat
(01:57):
while riding a horse.
Yeah, and what would the worstsnack be to eat while riding a
horse?
The grass, the grass, becausethat means you've fallen off the
horse.
Well, virgil, that was rapidfire questions with Virgil.
Good morning, it's the MorningBrew with Chris.
(02:19):
Who's this?
This is Ryan McKee.
Heck, yeah, producer.
Ryan McKee, my best friend fromWilmington, north Carolina.
Well, originally from Paysonbut currently living in
Wilmington, we talked to youlast week.
You are single, looking tomingle.
You've been divorced for twoyears.
You haven't been having a goodtime on the dating apps.
(02:41):
So you know you tried somethingon Friday night and I wanted to
kind of get your feedback onhow it went.
What did you do Friday night?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I went to my first single meet up Nice.
Meeting people the oldfashioned way, with booze and in
person.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yes, no swiping left or right at this party.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's correct, or if you did, it would get awkward.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah Well, how'd it go?
Did you mingle?
Did you find some ladies thatmaybe you're interested in?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mingled and I found a very nice lady.
We really hit it off, lady.
We really hit it off.
And uh, she, uh, I well, shegave me her phone number and we
were texting.
And then she stopped textingfor like a day and I was like,
oh no, she's gonna.
She ghosted me and I meanghosting just hits different
(03:34):
after you meet them in person,you know it's like oh, she
shared breathing space with meand she still decided to ghost
me, uh.
But then she texted, uh, aftera day and said, oh, I'm sorry,
I'm bad at texting, and uh, thenshe came to my I had a going
(03:54):
away party at my house lastnight with a bunch of comedians,
because one of our friends ismoving to atlanta.
She came and met all my crazycomedian friends.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh my gosh.
Sometimes that's good news,Sometimes that's bad news.
What do you think she?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
thought I think it was a little bit of both.
She got into kind of a littlebit of an argument with one of
the comedians over which is thebest way to take a group photo.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh my gosh, that might be a red flag.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, it might be a red flag, but you know what I do
with red flags what Plow rightthrough them.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Beep, beep coming through.
Beep, beep coming through.
Yeah, you were telling us aboutthe singles event that you went
to this past Friday.
It was interesting.
You had told me off air whobasically invited you to this
singles event, who wascoordinating it.
Do you want to tell us thatstory?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah.
So I went on a date with thiswoman and I thought it went
really well.
And then she texted me and saidI'm getting more friend vibes
from you.
And she texted me and said I'mgetting more friend vibes from
you and I was like, well, I wasthrowing out boyfriend vibes but
I guess I got misinterpreted.
And then she invited me to asingles event that she was
(05:12):
promoting, which is.
I was like did you just dump meto fill out your singles?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
event with more people.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
How funny would it be if everybody that was there is
someone she friends with.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, that would be so considerate of her to break
up with you, but then have abackup plan ready for you to go.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That's cool.
Well, I want to play a gamewith you, ryan, to kind of find
out what your type is, becausemaybe we have some listeners out
there that might know somebodythat might be a good match for
you.
So we're going to do date,ditch or deal breaker.
All right, I'm going to giveyou a scenario and you tell me
if you would date him, ditch him, or if that's a hard pass.
He's out.
(05:52):
Deal breaker you ready, I'mready.
She has six cats and they allsleep in the bed.
That's a deal breaker.
Me too, I'm allergic to cats,but you just don't like cats.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I just don't like cats, especially if she has six
cats, even if they don't sleepin bed with her.
That's a deal breaker.
That's got to be a smelly house.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Next one.
She live streams your dinnerdate on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You know what that's a good story.
That's not a deal breaker.
Um, you know what that's a goodstory.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's not a deal breaker.
Oh, so that's a date.
You would date him or you wouldnot ideal, but you'd give it a
shot.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
All right, Her job is a professional clown and she
wears the full makeup 24-7.
That's a deal breaker, I don'tknow you like good stories.
I would at least go on thefirst date with her and maybe
get her to oh.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
All right, yeah, you know, maybe I would go on the
first date with her for thislittle good story.
It would depend.
Not to be rude, but it woulddepend how attractive she is
under that makeup.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And last one her license plate says man-eater
yeah definitely I would go onthe date oh that is date.
No problem, he is in.
You have a busy week and weboth have an exciting show this
Friday.
Tomorrow you are doing a roastbattle.
Explain what that is.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, it's where you go up against another comedian
and just tell roast jokes aboutthem and it gets pretty heated,
Pretty heated.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I've done it once and it gets pretty heated, Pretty
heated.
I've done it once and I got mybutt kicked.
Pretty bad, I'm not good atbeing mean.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, I've done it once too and got my butt kicked.
This is my redemption.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Nice.
Yeah, I'm not good at beingmean, but people are really
really good at being mean to me,yeah, and then you're flying
out to Arizona.
You have a show in uh, campverde.
At which casino?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
cliff castle, casino cliff castle casino anybody's
listening from the cam verdearea.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Hit me up, yeah come on out, and that's at seven on
thursday, that's right heck yeah.
And then friday, the countdownhas begun.
Chris and ryan are going toprison for not one, but two
comedy shows in Yuma at theirprison.
There you ready.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, but I guess I'll have to be ready soon.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun.
Well, I don't know that.
I'm telling myself that becauseI like to be positive, but it's
definitely the first time doinga show in a prison.
Do you think we need to makethe same announcements we make
at comedy clubs, like make sureyou turn your cell phones off or
unvibrate?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
No, none of them have cell phones.
Oh, they don't.
And we can't.
We don't say table talk, keepthe table talk to a minimum,
because there'll be no tables inthere.
There'll be no, there'll be thesoberest audience we've ever
performed for heck.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, it's gonna be, it's gonna be a story, uh, to
tell for sure.
Uh, I'll be back monday andwe'll recap that show, but I
can't wait for it.
And uh, remember, if you'regonna be near camp verde on
thursday, go check out producerryan and good luck at your roast
battle, best friend.
Thank you very much.
Yee-yee, yee-yee, everyone'sfavorite redneck Paul from
(09:09):
Beaumont, texas.
How are you doing on thisMonday morning?
Did you listen to Ryan?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, man, what a nice way to give somebody the L.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I know that is so sweet and considerate.
It would be cool if she gavehim like a parting gift bag too
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Hold on just a second .
Hold on just a second.
Hold on just a second, okay, ohcome on, this guy got my box.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You saw right there, buddy, I appreciate it.
Have a go, have a good week.
Who's that this week?
You got, you got brought me mybox.
Oh, nice, um, okay.
Now we get back to the show.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh, yeah, and we're, and we're back.
Did you have a good mother'sday?
Yeah, I'm good, good, and thentoday is a special day as well.
What's uh?
What's today?
Oh, it's me and ron this 35thanniversary 35th anniversary and
what's, uh your favorite thingabout your wife?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
and she likes she lets me be, you know, she lets
me be me man Sometimes,sometimes, you know, sometimes
it's wife.
No, you really don't need to dothat, but I do it anyway, it's
okay.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
What are you guys going to do tonight for your
anniversary?
I don't know.
I ain't thought that far ahead.
Man, oh man, holy moly, waituntil the last minute.
That's how I roll.
Do you remember what you're?
I'm spontaneous, he'sspontaneous.
Where did you and Rhonda getmarried?
At her parents' church.
Do you remember what the firstsong you guys danced to?
(10:46):
I don't think we danced to asong.
You didn't dance to a song.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
No man, no man, it was Pentecostal church.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, but Well, you didn't have like what's a
reception after the wedding?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, we had a reception, but I don't think
they do all that.
They don't do all that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
But no.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Dj, no dancing, no, no no, oh my goodness, that
place is like Footloose.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
In honor of Paul from Beaumont and Rhonda's
anniversary today, 35 years,we're going to play a game
called Real Gift or FakeAnniversary Gift.
Do you know what the gift isfor the 35th anniversary?
It was an iPad.
No, the official anniversarygift is coral or jade.
(11:38):
Okay, okay.
Yeah, coral if you're beachyand jade if you're bougie.
So which one would you get forRhonda?
She'd have to get the bougiestuff.
The bougie stuff.
All right, I'm going to tellyou the anniversary gift and you
tell me if it's real or fake.
For the first anniversary, thegift is paper.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Fake.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
No, it's real.
You're supposed to get yourspouse paper or something paper
for your first anniversary,which is weird because that was
34 years ago.
Nothing says forever, likesomething that's flammable.
All right, yeah, the fifthanniversary.
They're saying the gift is wood.
Is that real or fake Wood?
(12:20):
No, that's fake, huh, no,that's real, dude, you're not
doing good at this one.
For the 10th anniversary, theysay the gift is tin or aluminum.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No man, Unless it's a beer can.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
It is real.
Yeah, that would be a greatanniversary gift for you and for
a 20th anniversary gift.
It's a chainsaw.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
No, that's a birthday gift.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That's right.
That was real or fake.
You know what the 50thanniversary is gold.
Is that real or fake?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, that's real.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
That's real, and if you make it that far, you
deserve a medal.
Literally.
Yeah, paul, I thought today forAre you Smarter Than a Redneck?
We would do country musictrivia.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Where was Shania Twain bornOntario, georgia, texas or
Tennessee?
Paul Paul, ontario?
(13:18):
Yeah, you're right.
Gosh, dang it All right.
Next question which DollyParton song reached number one
on the Billboard Hot CountrySongs chart?
Not once, but twice.
Was it Paul, paul?
Go ahead.
I always love you.
I will always love you.
Gosh, dang it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
This redneck's on fire this might not know my
anniversary gift, but I sure asheck know my country music all
right and last question, worth amillion points, if I get it
right, I can get the steal.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
What pseudonym did Hank Williams use to record a
number of gospel songs?
Paul oh.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Hank Bo Seafish.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, let me hear the answer Mark the Vagabond, john
the Gypsy, paul the Rover orLuke the Drifter Paul Paul?
Okay, I know the Drifter PaulPaul.
Okay, I know now.
No, you are.
I get first John the Gypsy.
No, what do you say Paul?
Paul.
What do you say Luke theDrifter?
Luke the Drifter, holy moly,that's one smart redneck.
(14:26):
On his anniversary, buddyCongratulations, and I hope you
and Rhonda have fun today.
We're going to have All right,bye-bye.
Bye-bye, janine, you over there, yes.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I am.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Happy Monday morning.
You have a good Mother's Day.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Oh my gosh, the best Mother's Day I did.
The Festival of the Baskets hada blast.
I won a little basket too, butit was so fun and they raised
such good money.
It was great for White MountainHelping Hands.
Then Sunday, I mean, I had thebeautiful food layout and the
spread at the Festival of theBaskets.
Then we did the big Mother'sDay brunch and we had family,
(15:03):
grandkids, just everything forMother's Day.
I was overloaded with flowers.
It was crazy, just really sweetin those wonderful chocolates
and all kinds of fun stuff and,yeah, just a great day.
It was awesome.
And we went to that Mother'sDay brunch up at Honda and
here's a funny thing I walked byjust this one machine.
I put just a little bit ofmoney in it and it won $400
(15:25):
right there, oh my gosh.
So I cashed it out and walkedout the door.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That's how I roll, Heck yeah, that's a good
Mother's Day present.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Because I don't like to gamble.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
So on that.
It is Monday and I thought wewould get everyone motivated
with some motivational quotes.
I'll read some and then youpick the motivational quote for
the week Perfect.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
You ready, here we go .
Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
William Butler.
Yeats said Do not wait till theiron is hot, but make it hot by
striking.
William James says Act as ifwhat you do makes a difference
it does.
Here's another one, jerome.
Jerome says act as if what youdo makes a difference it does.
Here's another one.
Jerome says I like work.
It fascinates me.
I could sit and look at it forhours.
Yeah, here's another funny oneMonday, the day I bravely put on
(16:13):
real pants and leave the house.
That's a good one.
And last one, chris Grossersays opportunities a good one.
And last one.
Chris Grosser saysopportunities don't happen.
You create them.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh, let's do the last one.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yes, I like that.
That's a good one, all of themare good.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I like the funny ones too.
They were good ones.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Opportunities don't happen.
You create them.
That is your motivational quotefor the week.
Yeah, I hope you have a.
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