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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Chris Bennett and the
Morning Brew.
Good morning, good morning,best friend, how you doing.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Okay, you missed me
yesterday.
Yeah, yeah, I had to sit inRocky's all by myself.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Really no one came.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Bill said he was
going to go home and cut the
grass, but then I saw him.
He posted a picture when he wasout screwing around on his
razor.
I put a comment and said oh,this is what you call cutting
grass.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Don't your friends
know you need someone to hang
out with at the bar?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
They should.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
All right, it is now
time for Boo or Cool with Show
Low Zone.
Dave Ramsey.
Dave, today is Brothers andSisters and Space Day, so I'm
going to throw you somequestions related to that.
Would you go to space with yoursibling, or would you rather
launch them into space and cutthe cord?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I'd rather launch
them.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You don't want to go
to space.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, no, no, all right
, I've got enough empty space
between my ears.
Thank you, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Boo or cool.
Here we go.
Space tourism paying $250,000to float in space for three
minutes.
Boo, Totally boo.
Siblings who share a bunk bedin their 30s.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's way boo.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What's wrong with
that?
What if he hadn't been their30s?
That's way, boo.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What's wrong with
that?
What if he hadn't been pottytrained?
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh, what about
wrestling tag teams made up of
real life brothers Cool, isthere such a?
You love wrestling?
Is there a tag team team madeof brothers?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
There used to be, but
I think they're both dead now.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh, no, oh, was it
the?
What were those guys that wouldlick each other's heads?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
No, those guys were
cousins oh my bad.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And I was talking
about the Von Eriks oh okay, how
about a brother-sister duogoing viral for TikTok dance
battles?
Cool, oh really, I didn't thinkyou would like a TikTok dance
battle.
Why do you like that?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
When I lived in
Elephant Butte, I knew a brother
and sister that would just cuta rug when they were on the
dance floor.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Ooh, so it was fun to
watch Big time, but they
weren't dirty dancing.
No, no good.
All right, how about siblingswho dress the same as adults?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Boo boo boo.
Do you who dress the same asadults, boo boo boo.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Do you ever dress the
same as your brother?
No, that was Boo or Cool withDave.
Good morning, it's the MorningBrew with Chris.
Who's this?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Hey, good morning, my
friend.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Heck yeah, it's
Virgil the Cowboy from Eager
Arizona.
How are you and the Cowboys andCowgirls holding up, best
friend?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Everybody has a day
off.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Nice, sweet.
What are you going to do withyour day off?
Get drunk.
What time do you start thatadventure?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Now I got other
things to do.
I'm just teasing you.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Now, you told me last
time we talked that you only
take a shower maybe once a monthas a cowboy On your day off.
Is that a shower day for you?
Oh, yeah, you remind me Goodthing, you remind me.
Yeah, I have to go as a cowboyOn your day off.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Is that a shower day
for you?
Oh, yeah, you remind me.
Good thing you remind me.
Yeah, I have to go take ashower.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So if I didn't remind
you, you wouldn't have
remembered to take a shower.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, thank you, Heck
yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Is there a song you
guys want to hear this morning,
or what you're feeling like?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
They say something by
.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
George Strait, george
Strait, what?
Give me a little guidance.
What type do you want?
A manly George Strait song, agirly girl one, a girly girl, a
girly girly George Strait.
How about George Strait?
Write this Down.
Write this down.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, that was my
dad's song too.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh heck.
Yeah, Well, sweet.
Well, virgil, have a great dayoff there on the ranch, enjoy
your shower and throw back acouple cold ones for me.
All right, all right, see you,buddy.
Let's check in with our bestfriend Janine, over at our
sister stations Magic 1017 andItalk 1067.
Janine, are you over?
There yes, I am heck.
(04:24):
Yeah, happy Friday morning.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I always love Friday.
It's my favorite day how youdoing.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'm a little tired.
This Friday morning I had acomedy show down in Mesa at a
homeowner association.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Oh, that wasn't fun
dude, it was fun, it was in
their clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I had a comedy show
down in Mesa at a homeowner
association.
Oh, that must have been fun,dude.
It was fun.
It was in their clubhouse andit was completely full.
They had about 50 to 60 peoplethere and I had my friend Mo
Kitazumi host it.
It was a Chris Bennett comedyproduction and then my friend
Mark Cordes, who's a touringcomedian who actually lives up
here in Pinetop Lakeside.
He headlined the show and itwas a blast.
(05:00):
And I told them up front ifthey heckled they will get a
violation letter and a $100.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Fine, yeah, exactly,
they had to be perfect.
Yeah, we just love homeownerassociations, don't we?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, that's right.
What's new with you?
What do you got going on?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, this weekend
we're going to get a horseback
ride in.
We're going to go up and goriding.
You know, we're still in stageone fire restrictions Everybody
needs to be super, super careful.
So we're going to do a ride.
We don't like being out in theforest after we start getting
this dry and all that kind ofstuff, and we're close to stage
two.
It's going to happen any time.
We're going to go up and ridethe beautiful X Diamond Ranch
(05:36):
this weekend.
I can't wait.
I love it.
Nice, enjoy some outdoors thisweekend, yeah, camping a little
bit with the horses, yeah, it'llbe nice.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Have you always liked
camping?
I just had a very traumaticexperience when I was a kid,
camping with my mom and dad, andI'm like I'm never doing this
again.
Camping is amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I was camping with my
mom and dad and I'm like I'm
never doing this again.
Camping is amazing and alsowith now, all the great
accoutrements, you can camp inall different ways.
You can glamp.
You need one of those glampingcamping experiences.
What you need.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Now we do it right.
Sometimes we take our traveltrailer, which is just beautiful
, it's awesome.
Sometimes we don't.
We just do it with bedrolls.
It depends on what we're doing,but I love to camp.
It really feels like you getaway and you really truly relax.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You know what I love
to do Staying in a hotel.
You really get to relax.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
No, but you don't get
the great outdoors.
You'll have to come campingwith us sometime, maybe what's
happening, hot stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
All right, janine,
here's what's happening in the
white mountains.
I'm sure you're well aware ofthis, and I'm so excited because
, uh, I'm gonna be hosting anemceeing the event.
It's the city of show lowsanniversary party celebrating 72
years of city incorporation.
The event takes place tonightfrom 5 to 9 30 pm at Frontier
(07:06):
Field.
There's two great bands playinglive music free hot dogs, free
hamburgers, free drinks, freechips and free desserts.
From 5 to 7 pm.
First 250 guests that arriveget a free giveaway.
So come early and in betweenthe two bands I'm going to be
playing some fun games with theaudience for a chance to win
(07:28):
some great prizes, like our newofficial Brew Crew Bags and Brew
Crew Swag.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
How fun.
Yes, I was talking to MayorLeach about this last night on
iTalk and, oh my gosh, it'sgoing to be such a fun night
tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That's for sure, and
a great way to kind of kick off
the summer festivities here inthe White Mountains.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, and your Brew
Crew bags are kind of like Ladmo
bags or something.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, it's like kind
of paying homage to Wallace and
Ladmo.
So they're brown paper grocerybags and we have a Brew Crew
shirt with my face on it.
We have Q Country hats, we haveQ Country mugs and we're giving
them away for the first time atthe barbecue throwdown tonight
at Frontier Field.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
(08:11):
Any other fun events happeningin the White Mountains?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Well, the big thing
that we're all getting ready for
is Mother's Day, and the daybefore Mother's Day, may 10th,
you guys need to get yourtickets for the Festival of the
Baskets.
I'm hosting this one and it'sgoing to be so fun.
You can take mom, take yourgrandma, take whoever, but it's
a brunch, a beautiful brunch,brunch and mimosas, starting at
(08:34):
1030 am.
It's going to be at the ElksLodge at 805 East Whipple.
It's going to raise money forWhite Mountain Helping Hands.
So get those tickets at WMHHorg, that's WMHHorg, that's WMHHorg
.
And the tickets include yourmeal and it includes raffle
tickets for all the excitingbaskets.
If you went to the Festival ofthe Trees, this is the Festival
(08:55):
of the Baskets, but they havewheelbarrows filled with goodies
.
They have like a little JohnDeere riding tractor with a
trailer filled with toys and allkinds of things you can win.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
This is going to be a
blast, I'm going to have a lot
of fun Sounds good and it's fora great cause, and all funds
raised stay here in the WhiteMountains helping nonprofits.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Pretty cool.
Today is International SpaceDay.
I was wondering if you had timeto play one more game with me
this morning.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah, I'm spacey,
that sounds good.
Yeah, I'm spacey, that soundsgood yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, alright, janine
, are you ready for some fun
facts on this Fun Fact Friday?
Yes, I am.
It's International Space Day,so these are some fun
international space facts.
Here we go.
Nice, okay, first fact Spacesmells weird.
Astronaut says space smellslike burnt steak, welding fumes
or gunpowder.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Ew.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Ew, you know what?
Also smells weird my room.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I bet we don't want
to go there and my car, I don't
know what's in there.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Did you know there's
a planet made of diamonds?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Ooh, really that's
weird that someone hasn't just
jumped on that right away.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I guess it's too far
away.
One day in Venus is longer thanits year Wow.
It takes Venus longer to rotateonce 243 Earth days than to
orbit the sun.
Wow, that's crazy.
Do you know what the hottestplanet?
That the hottest planet isn'tclosest to the sun.
Do you know the hottest planet?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well, I think Mars is
pretty hot, but that's the one
you're saying.
You were saying one that isn'tclose to the sun.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, Mercury is
closest, but Venus is the
hottest.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Really.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yep, thanks to its
thick, toxic atmosphere, which
sounds like my friend'sex-girlfriend.
Okay, okay, that's nice, allright.
And last fun fact Did you knowyou get taller in space, janine?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Really yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Maybe you know,
because when we start to get
older, we start to get shorter,so maybe we start a business
where we send old people tospace to get them a little
taller.
You could grow up to two inchestaller while in orbit.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Whoa that's wild.
It's stretchy.
You become stretchy StretchArmstrong.
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, and last one.
You can't cry in space, butyour tears won't fall.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Aw, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Those were some fun
facts on this Fun Fact Friday.
Thanks for having fun with us.
Best friend.
I hope you have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
You have an awesome
weekend too, Chris.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And I'm looking
forward to the barbecue
throwdown.
Hope to see everyone out there,and don't forget to bring some
chairs and maybe an umbrella.
It's going to be a fun time.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, all right,
chris, have a good weekend.
Bye-bye.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yee-yee, yee-yee.
Everyone's favorite redneck,paul from Beaumont.
Paul, yesterday, when I wastalking to you, you told me that
Rhonda and your kids told youthey thought you were fat and
they wanted you to get one ofthose fat shots.
So today you have the day offand you're going to go get your
(11:57):
fat shot right.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, I dipped out of
it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh no, why.
Why'd you dip out on the fatshot?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Well, last night
Rodney said hey, I didn't order
no Dr Pepper's and I didn'torder no Ding Dongs or Oreos and
the good stuff I like.
I was like why not?
She's like well, you can't eatthat no more.
When you're on the shot, I saidhold on.
Well, I thought that would justmake it where I'd eat less of
it.
Right, she's like no, you gotto change everything.
(12:26):
And then that was a gamechanger.
And then when she told me, yeah, you're going to give your shot
to yourself, that was it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh, so you would just
go to the doctor and then they
would give you the shots andthen you have to.
No, no, you do it at the house.
Oh, you have to do it yourself.
I don't, because I ain't doingit, it doesn't.
They act like it's this magicalshot.
But if you have to like, changehow you eat and you don't get
to eat your favorite stuff, thatdoesn't sound so magical.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
No, no, no, no no.
I thought it just made me, likeyou know, maybe a quarter pack
of Oreos instead of half a pack.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
How mad is Rhonda
going to be?
Does she know yet?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Oh, she was, she was
mad this morning because my
appointment was at 8.15.
At 8.15, she woke me up andsaid your appointment, sidney.
I told you last night I wasn'tgoing.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, she's pretty
mad.
Well, Paul, we love you justthe way you are Fat shot or no
fat shot.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, and if I lose
all that weight, dude my face
will look like a wax museum's onfire.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's now time for.
Are you Smarter Than a Redneck?
It is International Space Day,paul, so we're doing space
trivia.
You ready?
Let's do this.
Which planet has the largestrings in our solar system?
Is it Saturn?
Oh, paul, go ahead.
Saturn.
Is it Saturn?
I'm going to say Mars.
No, it is Saturn.
Holy moly, paul, you're onesmart spacey redneck.
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Next question which planet isknown as the red planet, paul,
paul, go ahead.
Holy moly, mars, mars.
Well, you live close to Houston, so isn't that NASA territory?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
That's space, city
baby.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
All right, here we go
.
Next question it's worth amillion points.
If I get it right, I win.
Which galaxy is closest to theMilky Way?
Is it the Andromeda Galaxy,triangulum Galaxy, the Whirlpool
Galaxy or the Messier 87?
Chris, for the win, to steal it, I'm going to say the Andromeda
Galaxy.
Holy moly, I am a rocketscientist and I am smarter than
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a redneck.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeet, yeet, yeet.
You're just like an asteroid.
You're just like an asteroidcame in and crashed into my
planet.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
You know it, buddy,
have a great weekend and we'll
talk to you on Monday All right,buddy, y'all have a great one.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Hey, y'all have fun
at that barbecue cook-off.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Heck yeah, barbecue
throwdown anniversary party
tonight.
You got it.