Morning Brew Madness: From Toxic Relationships to Unwanted Houseguests

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Buckle up for a wild ride with this action-packed episode of Morning Brew! We kick things off with a birthday-themed "Boo or Cool" segment where Dave Ramsey doesn't hold back his opinions. Adult bounce houses at birthday parties? Birthday cake flavored everything? Getting free dessert while servers sing? Dave's verdicts might surprise you—and spark some passionate debates among listeners.

Then we dive into a hilarious "Get to Know Paul from Beaumont" segment featuring everyone's favorite Texas redneck. From his proudest redneck moments to his first job cleaning horse stalls for his grandmother (who "wouldn't fire him" no matter how badly he performed), Paul's candid answers give us a glimpse into his colorful life. When asked what he'd splurge on if he suddenly got a million dollars, his answer reveals his true priorities!

The entertainment continues with "Are You Smarter Than a Redneck" where Paul demonstrates impressive knowledge of 90s music hits, correctly identifying lyrics from Haddaway, Christina Aguilera, and Journey. But the episode takes a serious turn during our relationship advice segment featuring a disturbing story about a man who discovered his fiancée had been secretly putting laxatives in his pre-workout drink because she didn't want him going to the gym. Our relationship expert Janine doesn't mince words with her advice.

We wrap up with "Am I the Jerk Court" where Judge Paul from Beaumont hears a case about in-laws who arrived unannounced and continuously extended their stay in a newly purchased home. His verdict comes with a hilarious beer-related caveat that you won't want to miss.

Whether you're looking for laughs, relationship wisdom, or just want to test your 90s music knowledge, this episode delivers it all. Subscribe now so you never miss another action-packed Morning Brew!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Horn Auto Center Studios, chris Bennett
and the Morning Brew.
It is now time for Boo or Coolwith Show Low's Dave Ramsey.
How are you doing today, dave?
Doing good, all right, it's mybirthday.
Bash is right around the corner, a little over a week away, so
I thought we would do a birthdayedition.

(00:21):
Boo or Cool.
You ready, I'm ready, all right.
Adult bouncy houses at birthdayparties.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Totally boo.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Totally boo.
Why?
I think that would be fun.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Kind of hard to bounce around and drink a beer.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's a good point.
What about birthday cakeflavored everything?
Ice cream, coffee, toothpaste,boo, totally boo.
You don't like birthday cakeflavor.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, I like birthday cake flavor, but not on
everything.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
How about getting a free dessert at a restaurant and
making them sing for you?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Free dessert, cool thing, boo Boo you don't like
that?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
What about wearing it's my Birthday sash in public?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Boo.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Boo, you did that on your birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I know they put it on me.
I had no choice.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
That was Boo, or Cool birthday edition with our best
friend Dave Ramsey.
Woo-woo, yee-yee, it'severyone's favorite redneck from
Beaumont, Texas.
It's Paul from Beaumont buddy.
Today, paul is Get to Know yourCustomer Day, so I thought we'd
play a game called Get to KnowPaul from Beaumont Rapid Fire

(01:35):
Question Edition.
You ready?
Okay, yeah, what's the mostredneck thing you've ever done
and been proud of?
Oh me.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I don't know, dancing on the side of the side-by-side
, going down the road drinkingbeer.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your
life, but it had to come from agas station, what would it be?
Corn dogs.
What was your first job and howlong did it last?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I worked for my grandma, she wouldn't fire me.
What I worked for my grandma?
She wouldn't fire me.
She wouldn't let me quit.
What was the job?
Cleaning horse stalls.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Were you horrible at it?
I tried to be, but she wasn'tgoing to let you quit.
No, uh-uh.
If you got a million dollarstoday, what's the first dumb
thing you'd spend it on?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Probably a new Corvette.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I was going to guess you were going to say some
guitar.
And last thing, what'ssomething that most people don't
know about you?
I don't know, man Good hearty,he is good hearted.
We know that.
We know that we love Paul fromBeaumont.
It is now time for.
Are you Smarter Than a Redneck?
Today we're doing 90s musictrivia.

(02:55):
If you know the answer, sayyour name.
That's your buzzer.
Here we go, paul.
First question Okay, what islove, baby?
Don't blank me.
Don't blank me no more.
Complete the popular 90s songlyric Paul, paul, paul.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Don't hurt me, yep.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Don't hurt me.
All right, he is up 1-0.
This is best of five.
First to three.
Genie in a blank Finish.
The catchy line Paul, paul,paul.
The catchy line, oh, come on.
What Genie in a bottle?
Genie in a bottle.
It's not fair, because I haveto read the questions.
My buzzer's not working.
All right, you have two.
Right, you just need to get athird one and you win.

(03:33):
Just a small town girl livingin a lonely world are the
opening lines of which classic90s song by Journey oh, paul, go
ahead.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Don't stop believing.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
There we go.
Don't stop believing.
He is smarter than a radio DJ.
Paul, thanks for having funwith us and I hope you have a
great day and you don't stoptrying, Janine, you there.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
You ready for some relationship advice?
Yeah, all right, I'll read thestory and we'll get your advice.
Here it is.
This gentleman wants to knowhow to initiate a conversation.
He's 31 with his fiancee 40.
After learning, she used to putlaxatives in his pre-workout
drink.
He says she never liked megoing to the gym.

(04:24):
I would go for about three daysa week, two hours at a time,
and my family once overheard hertelling someone jokingly if you
don't want your man going tothe gym, put laxatives in his
pre-workout.
That's what I do, yes, and hewas wondering.
He's like I was wondering why Iwas spending so much time in
the bathroom, and I even toldher about it, but she never

(04:46):
revealed any of this to me.
So she mentions often that Ihave issues with constipation,
so I feel like she'll try andjustify it by saying she was
doing me a favor.
But anyways, my family told meabout this a couple days ago and
I'm pretty upset about it andwondering how to bring it up
with her or if it's even worthit.
She will most definitely getdefensive.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I, I, you know, I think he needs to run away.
I think she could be just anutcase and he's got he's got
good sources that said she'sgonna deny it anyway.
I mean, he could bring it upand just say, hey, I'm very
concerned because this is whatI've heard, and he needs to find
out how to figure out a way toget out of this relationship.
I just think she, if somebody'sgonna put laxatives without you

(05:26):
knowing in a drink, what elsemight they do later on if they
get mad about something?
And also to be so controllingthat she doesn't want him going
to the gym.
There's no trust or somethingthere.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, and she can't talk to him like an adult.
She has to be manipulative andbasically go behind his back and
poison him.
Yeah, run, run.
Manipulative and basically gobehind his back and poison him.
Yeah, run, run, yes.
Today's relationship advicebrought to you by New Balance
Running Shoes.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yes, I mean why.
I mean I don't know you.
Just that's a huge, that's amassive on fire red flag right
there.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yes, yeah, he needs to get out, but he should
probably, you know, bring it upto her.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yeah, tell her.
Just say here's the deal.
I heard this.
Now I've you know I can't dothis.
She's going to deny it though.
Well, she can deny it all shewants, but I mean, he heard it
from his family.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Right.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
You know I mean, and he's running to the bathroom all
the time.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
So there you have it, so take those running shoes and
run to the bathroom and awayfrom this lady.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
That's what I would do All right.
Thanks, Janine, for yourrelationship advice.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Thanks, chris, bye-bye.
All right, we have a special AmI the Jerk Court with the
Honorable Paul from Beaumont?
Let's hear a good old yee-yee,yee-yee.
All right, I'll read the storyand when we come back you tell
me if this person is a jerk.
You ready?
Yeah, all right, am I the jerkfor kicking my wife's family out

(06:50):
after they kept extending theirstay?
Here we go.
We just bought a house twoweeks ago.
We're not even fully unpacked.
When my wife's parents said, hey, next month can we come stay
three nights over the weekend?
It would be her mom, dad andtwo youngest siblings.
The week they asked, theychanged their mind, packed the
car and just drove here.

(07:11):
They got here on a Sunday andsaid they were only staying
three nights.
Then, two nights into it, theysaid they want to stay one more
night.
Now her sister wants to come uphere and spend the weekend.
This whole week there's a fewpeople staying over.
I want everyone gone.
I'm working late to not comehome.
My routine is gone.

(07:32):
I need to mow and do otherhousehold chores.
They keep our toddler up lateand just sit at the table
drinking beer.
Yeah, sure, they bought us somegreat house gifts and I feel
twisted.
I do care about them and wantmy wife's family and want her to
see them, but am I the jerk fortelling my wife to never do
this again and asking them toleave early?

(07:54):
Also, never allow people tostay here during the week when I
have to go to work.
Am I the jerk?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Okay, I'm going to initially say no.
It would depend on what kind ofbeer they were bringing.
Okay, they were bringing thatold, cheap stuff, the most 90s,
the jerk.