April 28, 2025 • 14 mins
Chris Bennett catches up with regular callers while sharing highlights from his weekend travel to New Mexico and Salt Lake City for his daughter's wedding shower.
• Tony from Snowflake shares details about his recent road trip across nine states
• Playing "Trash or Treasure" reveals vintage Sony Walkmans can be worth $200-600
• Brian from Pinedale discusses his Florida trip during "Table Topics"
• Chris reveals he'll be officiating his daughter's upcoming wedding
• Virgil the cowboy explains a touching tribute for a deceased cowgirl friend involving her horse
• The "Would You Rather Superpowers" game presents humorous superhero dilemmas
• Chris previews his busy May schedule including comedy shows at an HOA, Show Low's barbecue throwdown, and Yuma Prison
• Monday Motivation quotes include wisdom from Zig Ziglar and RuPaul
Follow Chris on social media @ChrisBennettComedy to keep up with his journey this month!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Horn Auto Center Studios Chris Bennett and
the Morning Brew.
Good morning, it's the MorningBrew with Chris.
Who's this?
Oh no, it's Mr B Heck.
Yeah, it's Tony from Snowflake.
He's great Dude.
It has been a week since we'veheard from you what's been going
on.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Let's see, I've been to New Mexico, oklahoma, texas,
missouri, Tennessee, kentucky,indiana, illinois and back into
Missouri.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Holy moly, I've been everywhere.
Man, it's like a country song.
What was your favorite stopalong the way?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm going to say Missouri.
I got to see a lot of family Ihaven't seen in years and even
met some I had never met before.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh nice, did you drive the whole way?
Yes, nice, I love good roadtrip.
Oh yeah, there's nothing beatsa road trip, right?
Well, tony, it is great to haveyou back on the show.
I thought we would play alittle game this morning for our
favorite trash man, trash ortreasure.
Are you ready?
Yes, all right, I'm going tolist four items and you have to
(01:07):
tell me which one you think isthe most valuable treasure.
Here we go.
An iPhone 4.
Still works.
A first-generation iPod Three,an unopened AOL free trial CD,
or four, a 1980 Sony Walkman inworking condition.
What's the treasure?
(01:27):
Probably the iPod.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I mean the iPhone 4, but I'd rather have the iPod.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, you're wrong.
The treasure is actually theSony Walkman from 1980s.
Collectors pay anywhere from$200 to $600 depending on the
model.
Holy moly, wow, that's okay.
Yeah, if you see that in thetrash today, go ahead and grab
it for me, okay, sure, goodmorning.
It's the Morning Brew withChris.
(01:52):
Who's this?
Good morning Champion, chris,heck, yeah, it's Brian from
Pinedale, arizona.
It's been a while.
Where have you been?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I've been down in Florida.
Oh, nice, Sweet, sweet.
Yep went down seen the familyand stuff.
Nice, You've had a busy weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I had a very busy weekend.
Thursday after the show I drovefive hours to Mescalero, new
Mexico, for a show I washeadlining at the end of the
Mountain Gods Casino.
Have you ever been to Ruidosoor Mescalero, new Mexico?
No, I don't think so, dude.
It's so much like up here, it'slike pine trees.
It has that small town feel.
(02:29):
It's really nice.
The casino was amazing.
Is it east or west ofAlbuquerque?
It is southwest, okay, and it'sjust west of Roswell, oh, okay,
yeah, yeah, and it was a lot offun, a really good show
performed with some great newcomics.
And then the next morning I wokeup early, headed to the
(02:50):
Albuquerque airport and flew toSalt Lake City because my
daughter was having a weddingshower.
We're about one month away forher wedding that I'll be
conducting and it was an amazingtime.
I got to meet all of uh, my uhdaughter's future in-laws.
And the coolest thing, uh,brian, is they all thought I was
her brother.
(03:10):
You were proud.
I was like, oh yeah, they'relike, oh, we thought you were
her brother.
You look so young.
But they didn't say that to mywife.
They didn't say she looked likeher sister, so my wife didn't
like that oh no, you heard thatall day yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
How?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
about.
Yeah, it was awesome.
Uh, so what do you mean?
You're conducting the wedding.
Well, I'm officiating thewedding.
Oh yes, like you could goonline and, uh, you get your
little, uh, reverend's license.
I'm'm Reverend Chris Bennett.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes and dude, I don't know how I'm going to do it,
because I was crying the wholetime.
I was there Every time.
I saw her and him together andthey were just so happy.
It made my heart so full andI'm like I don't know how I'm
going to officiate this weddingwithout crying the whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean mean, now you got another gig
wedding.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
yeah, now I'm doing this is my first wedding.
I'm uh honored but definitelyvery, very nervous at uh.
Yeah, we had a great weekendand then I came, uh had to fly
back into albuquerque, picked upmy car and then I drove uh back
to cholo yesterday.
Yeah, because that's afive-hour trip there.
Four hours Not bad, oh okay,yeah, four hours, and I went the
(04:26):
speed limit.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, you don't speed .
I noticed that.
Yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I go the speed limit.
Hey, you want to play a game?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, let's play tabletopping.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's now time for Table Topics with Brian from
Pinedale.
Go ahead, ask your questions.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
All right, you ready to go?
I'm ready when friends comeover.
Which game do you love to play?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
When friends come over.
I'm not much of a board gameperson.
I'll play whatever game my wifewants to play, but I love
playing video games, so I wouldprefer to play Madden.
What about you?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Okay, I learned a new game in Florida.
Oh, what is it?
It's called Left, right orCenter.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh, I played that before.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, it's really a pretty cool game.
I mean, we can play as manypeople as you want, you can sit
and talk.
You know it's not hard to play,you don't have to think.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Right.
Well, if you don't have tothink, I'm on board for that,
all right, next question.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Okay, which airline do you think is best, since
you're a traveler?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, you know what and this is probably unpopular
opinion but I've been flyingSouthwest forever.
My friends say it's theGreyhound of the skies, but I
enjoy it and I don't mind theboarding and I also I'm really
good at picking a seat that noone wants to sit next to me.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh, okay, yeah next, I'm really good at picking a
seat that no one wants to sitnext to me.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh, okay, yeah, next one.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I was flying Southwest too, and they're
changing all their policies onthe 28th of this May.
Yeah, that's right, All right.
Next question Okay, whichintangible gift would you like
to receive?
Hope, joy, love or peace?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh gosh, that's tough .
No, it ain't Well, I want themall, yeah, yeah.
But if I have to pick one hope,joy, love or peace, and it's
just for me or for the wholeworld, the whole world, whoever
you know I feel like if we allhad love, there'd be peace and
there'd be joy, bingo, bingo,bingo, bingo.
(06:15):
Yes, that was Table Topic WithBrian from Pinedale.
Brian, so great to hear fromyou.
Glad you're back in town andwe'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
All right, have a great show today, chris, you too
.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Bye, bye.
Good morning.
It's the Morning Brew withChris.
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Good morning, my friend.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Heck.
Yeah, it's everyone's favoritecowboy in Eager Arizona.
It's Virgil.
I know you guys, you and yourcowboys and cowgirls, had a
rough week last week.
You lost one of your very own.
How are you guys holding up?
Oh, we're doing okay.
Yeah, I understand.
Last I talked to you onThursday you guys were going to
go ahead and take her horse out,because when a fellow cowboy or
(06:55):
cowgirl passes away, no oneelse rides that horse.
Were you able to get the horseout there?
No, we're doing it today, nice,and then so you take the horse
out.
What else Any other tributesplanned for your cowgirl friend?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, we're going to eat sardines and bitty weenie
and crackers.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
That was her favorite snack, yeah, so you're going to
put those in the horse's saddleand then you'll eat those in
tribute.
Do you like sardines?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, they run with jalapenos, oh nice.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
And then beanie weenies.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Nice Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That's what we eat.
We can just make a sandwich andride.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Nice.
So you're going to eat whileyou're riding the horse?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, nobody's riding no horse.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
We're just going to go up there and have a picnic,
okay, so you're not going toride your horse up there.
Nope, we're all in a truck,okay.
And then the horse is in thetrailer.
Yeah, it's there.
Oh, I see, okay.
And then you'll go.
Oh, I see, okay.
And then you'll go.
Oh, go ahead, I'm with theladies, I'm with the girls, oh,
(08:05):
okay.
And then so you'll take thehorse out there and you guys
will have a picnic in her honorwith her favorite snacks, and
then that's, the horse is goingto live.
Does the horse have somefriends that's going to hang out
with out there?
Yeah, we've got a bunch ofhorses up there, oh nice, okay,
and then that's where the horsewill live, and no one's going to
ride that horse ever again.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Nobody's ever going to ride it again, yep.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Well, is there a song you guys want to play to
commemorate your tribute you'redoing today with the horse?
Oh, I Drive your Truck.
Oh, by Lee Bryce Gosh.
You guys are going to make mecry.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, this is her truck.
It was just to drive this one.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh, so you're going to drive her truck to take the
horse?
Oh, beautiful, all right, well,truck.
Well, we'll play.
Lee Bryce, I drive your truckand then, when we come back, you
want to play a game?
All right, virgil, today isNational Superhero Day.
If you could be any superhero,what superhero would you be?
Batman?
Batman, I'd be Superman.
I thought we'd play a funlittle game called Would you
(09:08):
Rather Superpowers.
I'm going to name somesuperpowers and you tell me
which one you would prefer.
Sound good?
Okay, all right, you have.
The superpower is flight, butyou can only fly completely
naked.
Or you are super speed, butevery time you run you loudly
pass gas.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I'm naked.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Fly naked as long as I'm way, way up high and no one
can see me.
All right.
Next one Invisibility, but youconstantly smell like onions.
Or you're super strength.
You have super strength, butyou can only lift things with
your pinkies.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I smell like onions.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Invisibility, but you smell like onions.
And last one you talk toanimals, but they only want to
talk about politics.
Or you can breathe underwaterbut never shower again.
Talk to animals, Even thoughthey're only going to talk about
politics.
Yeah, I would rather be able tobreathe underwater and you
don't have to worry aboutshowering again because you're
(10:11):
underwater.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I hardly ever shower anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
How many times do you shower a week, you think?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
About once a month.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Once a month, really, yeah.
And do you have like anold-fashioned cowboy shower or
is it like a modern-day shower?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, we carry those bags around that they buy at
Walmart oh really Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
And you don't worry?
Well, you're out on the ranchwith horses, so you probably
don't care about smelling bad,right?
Nope, nope.
Well, that was SuperpowerShowdown, would you rather with
Virgil the Cowboy?
Let's check in with our bestfriend, janine Ford, over at our
sister stations Magic 1017 andItalk 1067.
Janine, are you over there?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Of course, I am Good Monday to you and I talk 106.7.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Janine, are you over?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
there, of course.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I am.
Good Monday to you, happyMonday to you.
I had a busy weekend drivingall over the place, going to New
Mexico, salt Lake, for mydaughter's wedding shower, doing
comedy in New Mexico.
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Oh, we had all the grandkids and we were up and we
went and we got hotel rooms withheated pools type things, so
they could all swim and theyswam, and swam, and swam and we
took them up to sunrise and wewere all over the place.
So it was a lot of fun, thegrandkids yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Good, I have a busy, busy May in front of me with
such an eclectic grouping ofshows this weekend.
You want to hear what I'm doingin May.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah, what are you doing in May?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, what are you doing in May?
So Thursday night I'm doing ashow at a HOA, a homeowner
association, down in Mesa, whichthat's going to be a first for
me, an.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
HOA show yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay, okay, it's going to be a lot of fun.
And then Friday I'm hosting andemceeing the City of Show,
low's barbecue throwdown andtheir city anniversary party of
incorporation.
So that's going to be from 5 to9.30 at Frontier Field.
I'll be emceeing that.
And then on the 15th of May I'mdoing a show at Yuma Prison.
(12:10):
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, for prisoners.
And these prisoners, none ofthem are getting out.
So this is.
I'm a little nervous about it,but excited to.
We're going to film it and I'mgoing to release it Chris's
prison show.
Yeah, chris goes to prison,it's my next comedy special
there you go, and then I got ashow in Cottonwood the next day
(12:32):
and then I'm finishing the monthwhere I'm what's it called?
I'm conducting my daughter,officiating my daughter's
wedding.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Oh my gosh.
You've got, yeah, I justfeeling the stress for you this
month, oh my gosh, fromprisoners to your daughter's
wedding, the emotions, oh mygosh, I hope I don't get the two
mixed up.
Yeah, that wouldn't look good.
Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah.
So if you want to follow myjourney this month, you could
follow me on social media ChrisBennett Comedy or check out my
website for all my whereabouts.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Wow, you've got a lot .
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
I'm just planting onions.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Well, how about when we come back, we get motivated
on this Monday morning?
Oh, let's do it.
All right, janine, it's time toget motivated with it.
Let us know what is ourmotivational quote for the week.
Here we go.
Okay, this is from Zig Ziglar.
He says people often say thatmotivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing.
That's why we recommend itdaily.
Exactly Albert Hubbard saidpeople who never do any more
(13:34):
than they get paid for never getpaid for any more than they do.
I like that.
Rupaul, holy moly.
I'm quoting RuPaul today.
She said my favorite thing todo on this planet is to play
games.
And if you don't enjoy games,then you're really missing the
point of what life is.
Ron White says I believe thatlife, if life gives you lemons,
(13:56):
you should make lemonade and tryto find someone whose life has
given them vodka and have aparty.
And last quote from ClaudeMcDonald If hard work is the key
to success, most people wouldrather pick the lock.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Oh, oh, that's funny, that's cool.
What is today's?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
motivational quote.
I think I like the one aboutthe paid.
Oh oh, that's funny, that'scool, that's cool.
What is today's motivational?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
quote I think I like the one about the paid number
two.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Number two people who never do any more than they.
People who never do any morethan they get paid for.
Never get paid for any morethan they do.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah, there you go.
I kind of like it.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Well, janine, we love you, best friend.
I hope you have a great day andwe'll talk to you tomorrow.
You, too, have a good one.
Bye.
From the Horn Auto Center Studios Chris Bennett and
the Morning Brew.
Good morning, it's the MorningBrew with Chris.
Who's this?
Oh no, it's Mr B Heck.
Yeah, it's Tony from Snowflake.
He's great Dude.
It has been a week since we'veheard from you what's been going
on.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Let's see, I've been to New Mexico, oklahoma, texas,
missouri, Tennessee, kentucky,indiana, illinois and back into
Missouri.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Holy moly, I've been everywhere.
Man, it's like a country song.
What was your favorite stopalong the way?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm going to say Missouri.
I got to see a lot of family Ihaven't seen in years and even
met some I had never met before.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh nice, did you drive the whole way?
Yes, nice, I love good roadtrip.
Oh yeah, there's nothing beatsa road trip, right?
Well, tony, it is great to haveyou back on the show.
I thought we would play alittle game this morning for our
favorite trash man, trash ortreasure.
Are you ready?
Yes, all right, I'm going tolist four items and you have to
(01:07):
tell me which one you think isthe most valuable treasure.
Here we go.
An iPhone 4.
Still works.
A first-generation iPod Three,an unopened AOL free trial CD,
or four, a 1980 Sony Walkman inworking condition.
What's the treasure?
(01:27):
Probably the iPod.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I mean the iPhone 4, but I'd rather have the iPod.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, you're wrong.
The treasure is actually theSony Walkman from 1980s.
Collectors pay anywhere from$200 to $600 depending on the
model.
Holy moly, wow, that's okay.
Yeah, if you see that in thetrash today, go ahead and grab
it for me, okay, sure, goodmorning.
It's the Morning Brew withChris.
(01:52):
Who's this?
Good morning Champion, chris,heck, yeah, it's Brian from
Pinedale, arizona.
It's been a while.
Where have you been?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I've been down in Florida.
Oh, nice, Sweet, sweet.
Yep went down seen the familyand stuff.
Nice, You've had a busy weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I had a very busy weekend.
Thursday after the show I drovefive hours to Mescalero, new
Mexico, for a show I washeadlining at the end of the
Mountain Gods Casino.
Have you ever been to Ruidosoor Mescalero, new Mexico?
No, I don't think so, dude.
It's so much like up here, it'slike pine trees.
It has that small town feel.
(02:29):
It's really nice.
The casino was amazing.
Is it east or west ofAlbuquerque?
It is southwest, okay, and it'sjust west of Roswell, oh, okay,
yeah, yeah, and it was a lot offun, a really good show
performed with some great newcomics.
And then the next morning I wokeup early, headed to the
(02:50):
Albuquerque airport and flew toSalt Lake City because my
daughter was having a weddingshower.
We're about one month away forher wedding that I'll be
conducting and it was an amazingtime.
I got to meet all of uh, my uhdaughter's future in-laws.
And the coolest thing, uh,brian, is they all thought I was
her brother.
(03:10):
You were proud.
I was like, oh yeah, they'relike, oh, we thought you were
her brother.
You look so young.
But they didn't say that to mywife.
They didn't say she looked likeher sister, so my wife didn't
like that oh no, you heard thatall day yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
How?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
about.
Yeah, it was awesome.
Uh, so what do you mean?
You're conducting the wedding.
Well, I'm officiating thewedding.
Oh yes, like you could goonline and, uh, you get your
little, uh, reverend's license.
I'm'm Reverend Chris Bennett.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes and dude, I don't know how I'm going to do it,
because I was crying the wholetime.
I was there Every time.
I saw her and him together andthey were just so happy.
It made my heart so full andI'm like I don't know how I'm
going to officiate this weddingwithout crying the whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean mean, now you got another gig
wedding.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
yeah, now I'm doing this is my first wedding.
I'm uh honored but definitelyvery, very nervous at uh.
Yeah, we had a great weekendand then I came, uh had to fly
back into albuquerque, picked upmy car and then I drove uh back
to cholo yesterday.
Yeah, because that's afive-hour trip there.
Four hours Not bad, oh okay,yeah, four hours, and I went the
(04:26):
speed limit.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, you don't speed .
I noticed that.
Yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I go the speed limit.
Hey, you want to play a game?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, let's play tabletopping.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's now time for Table Topics with Brian from
Pinedale.
Go ahead, ask your questions.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
All right, you ready to go?
I'm ready when friends comeover.
Which game do you love to play?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
When friends come over.
I'm not much of a board gameperson.
I'll play whatever game my wifewants to play, but I love
playing video games, so I wouldprefer to play Madden.
What about you?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Okay, I learned a new game in Florida.
Oh, what is it?
It's called Left, right orCenter.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh, I played that before.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, it's really a pretty cool game.
I mean, we can play as manypeople as you want, you can sit
and talk.
You know it's not hard to play,you don't have to think.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Right.
Well, if you don't have tothink, I'm on board for that,
all right, next question.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Okay, which airline do you think is best, since
you're a traveler?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, you know what and this is probably unpopular
opinion but I've been flyingSouthwest forever.
My friends say it's theGreyhound of the skies, but I
enjoy it and I don't mind theboarding and I also I'm really
good at picking a seat that noone wants to sit next to me.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh, okay, yeah next, I'm really good at picking a
seat that no one wants to sitnext to me.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh, okay, yeah, next one.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I was flying Southwest too, and they're
changing all their policies onthe 28th of this May.
Yeah, that's right, All right.
Next question Okay, whichintangible gift would you like
to receive?
Hope, joy, love or peace?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh gosh, that's tough .
No, it ain't Well, I want themall, yeah, yeah.
But if I have to pick one hope,joy, love or peace, and it's
just for me or for the wholeworld, the whole world, whoever
you know I feel like if we allhad love, there'd be peace and
there'd be joy, bingo, bingo,bingo, bingo.
(06:15):
Yes, that was Table Topic WithBrian from Pinedale.
Brian, so great to hear fromyou.
Glad you're back in town andwe'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
All right, have a great show today, chris, you too
.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Bye, bye.
Good morning.
It's the Morning Brew withChris.
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Good morning, my friend.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Heck.
Yeah, it's everyone's favoritecowboy in Eager Arizona.
It's Virgil.
I know you guys, you and yourcowboys and cowgirls, had a
rough week last week.
You lost one of your very own.
How are you guys holding up?
Oh, we're doing okay.
Yeah, I understand.
Last I talked to you onThursday you guys were going to
go ahead and take her horse out,because when a fellow cowboy or
(06:55):
cowgirl passes away, no oneelse rides that horse.
Were you able to get the horseout there?
No, we're doing it today, nice,and then so you take the horse
out.
What else Any other tributesplanned for your cowgirl friend?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, we're going to eat sardines and bitty weenie
and crackers.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
That was her favorite snack, yeah, so you're going to
put those in the horse's saddleand then you'll eat those in
tribute.
Do you like sardines?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, they run with jalapenos, oh nice.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
And then beanie weenies.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Nice Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That's what we eat.
We can just make a sandwich andride.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Nice.
So you're going to eat whileyou're riding the horse?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, nobody's riding no horse.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
We're just going to go up there and have a picnic,
okay, so you're not going toride your horse up there.
Nope, we're all in a truck,okay.
And then the horse is in thetrailer.
Yeah, it's there.
Oh, I see, okay.
And then you'll go.
Oh, I see, okay.
And then you'll go.
Oh, go ahead, I'm with theladies, I'm with the girls, oh,
(08:05):
okay.
And then so you'll take thehorse out there and you guys
will have a picnic in her honorwith her favorite snacks, and
then that's, the horse is goingto live.
Does the horse have somefriends that's going to hang out
with out there?
Yeah, we've got a bunch ofhorses up there, oh nice, okay,
and then that's where the horsewill live, and no one's going to
ride that horse ever again.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Nobody's ever going to ride it again, yep.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Well, is there a song you guys want to play to
commemorate your tribute you'redoing today with the horse?
Oh, I Drive your Truck.
Oh, by Lee Bryce Gosh.
You guys are going to make mecry.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, this is her truck.
It was just to drive this one.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh, so you're going to drive her truck to take the
horse?
Oh, beautiful, all right, well,truck.
Well, we'll play.
Lee Bryce, I drive your truckand then, when we come back, you
want to play a game?
All right, virgil, today isNational Superhero Day.
If you could be any superhero,what superhero would you be?
Batman?
Batman, I'd be Superman.
I thought we'd play a funlittle game called Would you
(09:08):
Rather Superpowers.
I'm going to name somesuperpowers and you tell me
which one you would prefer.
Sound good?
Okay, all right, you have.
The superpower is flight, butyou can only fly completely
naked.
Or you are super speed, butevery time you run you loudly
pass gas.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I'm naked.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Fly naked as long as I'm way, way up high and no one
can see me.
All right.
Next one Invisibility, but youconstantly smell like onions.
Or you're super strength.
You have super strength, butyou can only lift things with
your pinkies.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I smell like onions.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Invisibility, but you smell like onions.
And last one you talk toanimals, but they only want to
talk about politics.
Or you can breathe underwaterbut never shower again.
Talk to animals, Even thoughthey're only going to talk about
politics.
Yeah, I would rather be able tobreathe underwater and you
don't have to worry aboutshowering again because you're
(10:11):
underwater.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I hardly ever shower anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
How many times do you shower a week, you think?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
About once a month.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Once a month, really, yeah.
And do you have like anold-fashioned cowboy shower or
is it like a modern-day shower?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, we carry those bags around that they buy at
Walmart oh really Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
And you don't worry?
Well, you're out on the ranchwith horses, so you probably
don't care about smelling bad,right?
Nope, nope.
Well, that was SuperpowerShowdown, would you rather with
Virgil the Cowboy?
Let's check in with our bestfriend, janine Ford, over at our
sister stations Magic 1017 andItalk 1067.
Janine, are you over there?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Of course, I am Good Monday to you and I talk 106.7.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Janine, are you over?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
there, of course.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I am.
Good Monday to you, happyMonday to you.
I had a busy weekend drivingall over the place, going to New
Mexico, salt Lake, for mydaughter's wedding shower, doing
comedy in New Mexico.
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Oh, we had all the grandkids and we were up and we
went and we got hotel rooms withheated pools type things, so
they could all swim and theyswam, and swam, and swam and we
took them up to sunrise and wewere all over the place.
So it was a lot of fun, thegrandkids yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Good, I have a busy, busy May in front of me with
such an eclectic grouping ofshows this weekend.
You want to hear what I'm doingin May.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah, what are you doing in May?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, what are you doing in May?
So Thursday night I'm doing ashow at a HOA, a homeowner
association, down in Mesa, whichthat's going to be a first for
me, an.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
HOA show yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay, okay, it's going to be a lot of fun.
And then Friday I'm hosting andemceeing the City of Show,
low's barbecue throwdown andtheir city anniversary party of
incorporation.
So that's going to be from 5 to9.30 at Frontier Field.
I'll be emceeing that.
And then on the 15th of May I'mdoing a show at Yuma Prison.
(12:10):
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, for prisoners.
And these prisoners, none ofthem are getting out.
So this is.
I'm a little nervous about it,but excited to.
We're going to film it and I'mgoing to release it Chris's
prison show.
Yeah, chris goes to prison,it's my next comedy special
there you go, and then I got ashow in Cottonwood the next day
(12:32):
and then I'm finishing the monthwhere I'm what's it called?
I'm conducting my daughter,officiating my daughter's
wedding.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Oh my gosh.
You've got, yeah, I justfeeling the stress for you this
month, oh my gosh, fromprisoners to your daughter's
wedding, the emotions, oh mygosh, I hope I don't get the two
mixed up.
Yeah, that wouldn't look good.
Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah.
So if you want to follow myjourney this month, you could
follow me on social media ChrisBennett Comedy or check out my
website for all my whereabouts.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Wow, you've got a lot .
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
I'm just planting onions.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Well, how about when we come back, we get motivated
on this Monday morning?
Oh, let's do it.
All right, janine, it's time toget motivated with it.
Let us know what is ourmotivational quote for the week.
Here we go.
Okay, this is from Zig Ziglar.
He says people often say thatmotivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing.
That's why we recommend itdaily.
Exactly Albert Hubbard saidpeople who never do any more
(13:34):
than they get paid for never getpaid for any more than they do.
I like that.
Rupaul, holy moly.
I'm quoting RuPaul today.
She said my favorite thing todo on this planet is to play
games.
And if you don't enjoy games,then you're really missing the
point of what life is.
Ron White says I believe thatlife, if life gives you lemons,
(13:56):
you should make lemonade and tryto find someone whose life has
given them vodka and have aparty.
And last quote from ClaudeMcDonald If hard work is the key
to success, most people wouldrather pick the lock.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Oh, oh, that's funny, that's cool.
What is today's?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
motivational quote.
I think I like the one aboutthe paid.
Oh oh, that's funny, that'scool, that's cool.
What is today's motivational?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
quote I think I like the one about the paid number
two.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Number two people who never do any more than they.
People who never do any morethan they get paid for.
Never get paid for any morethan they do.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah, there you go.
I kind of like it.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Well, janine, we love you, best friend.
I hope you have a great day andwe'll talk to you tomorrow.
You, too, have a good one.
Bye.
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