When Your Partner Pees The Bed, What Do You Do?

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Awkward relationship moments, surprising dog facts, and a taste of the Old West come together in this engaging episode of Morning Brew. When a listener's boyfriend has an embarrassing nighttime accident and mysteriously disappears afterward, our relationship expert Paul from Beaumont steps in with practical advice gleaned from years of experience (and a few personal mishaps of his own). The solution? A little compassion goes a long way when someone's feeling vulnerable.

The laughs continue as Chris challenges our guest to a round of dog trivia in honor of National Mutt Day. From America's favorite breed to the world's smallest pup, test your canine knowledge alongside our contestants. You might be surprised to learn which breed holds the title of fastest dog or which unique canine is known as "the barkless dog." 

Sharon's shower thoughts segment delivers those perfect "aha" moments that make you see everyday life differently. Why do we find it normal to eat different meals at home but weird to order the same dish at restaurants? Would an alien invasion really unite humanity? These bite-sized philosophical nuggets provide just the right amount of mental stimulation to complement the show's humor.

The episode wraps with an exciting preview of the 11th Annual Pinedale Chuckwagon Festival, where authentic pioneer cooking takes center stage. Brian from Pinedale shares all the details about this unique culinary experience featuring Dutch oven cooking, period-appropriate recipes, and a chance to taste history. With meal tickets at just $20 and proceeds from the accompanying pie sale benefiting local organizations, this community event promises food, fun, and a glimpse into America's pioneer past.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Horn Auto Center Studios Chris Bennett and
the Morning Brew.
It is Thursday, so it's timefor Relationship Advice.
Janine is out until next week,so we have Paul from Beaumont
filling in.
What makes you qualified forRelationship Advice?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hey man, I've been married to Ryan for a long long
time, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, there we go, that's it All.
Right, that's it.
He has a lot of years under hisbelt.
Here we go.
I, 26-year-old female, woke upin the middle of the night to
the unmistakable sound ofsomeone peeing in my bed.
My boyfriend, 22, who I've beendating a year, had clearly had

(00:44):
an accident.
I laughed it off at first,honestly in shock, and told him
to grab a towel.
He was super quiet, obviouslyembarrassed, and mumbled
something before walking out tosleep on the couch.
I followed him confused andasked what was going on.
Then, when things got weird, hestarted packing his staff up,
ranting, still mumbling, andleft and before walking out he

(01:06):
said something like you peoplehave everything but wouldn't
explain.
I'm now sitting here scrubbingthe mattress with vinegar,
wondering did I do somethingwrong?
Was I too harsh to say get atowel, or was he sleepwalking?
What advice would you give thisyoung lady?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, it sounds like he was sleeping.
It doesn't sound like he wastoo hard, sean, your mom would
find you peed in bed, but itsounds like he could have been
sleepwalking.
Yeah, I peed on my grandma's.
I peed on my grandma's hutchone night like that.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
When you were sleepwalking.
How old were you?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't know 15 or so .
And what did your grandma do toyou?
One of my great-grandmas wasjust like what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I mean, that was pretty much it.
Yeah, I have a similar storylike that, but it happened a
little bit more recent thanyours, Paul.
So what's your advice to thislady?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
For real guys.
Just let him get sleep.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So she should probably call him, reach out to
him if he hasn't come home, andbe like hey, I just want to let
you know it's not a big deal andI think you might be
sleepwalking, let's talk aboutit, right, but it's no, big deal
.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, perfect, as long as it's not crying, yeah
.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, but she needs to definitely reach out and let
him know that it's okay,reassure him and maybe put some
plastic under the bed, right?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, I would just give him a pack of the beer.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
All right, that was relationship advice with a
relationship advice guest todayPaul from Beaumont.
It is now time for Are youSmarter Than a Redneck?
And, paul, today is NationalMutt Day.
You have a Shih Tzu, right?
Yeah, he ain't no mutt.
He ain't no mutt, he's purebredbaby Gilbert and he's daddy's

(03:17):
little boy, right.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, he rings the bell when he's talking a lot of
stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
He rings the bell.
That's what my dog does too.
All right, we're going to dosome dog trivia.
These are not multiple choice.
First one to three wins.
Here we go.
What is the most popular dogbreed in America?
Paul?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Paul Lab.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Lab, I'm going to say Golden Retriever.
Oh, it's, labrador Retriever iswhat they say.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
So I'm going to give us both a point.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
What is the smallest dog breed in the world?
Chris, chihuahua.
Yes, it is Chihuahua, whichbreed is known as the barkless
dog?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I don't think any of us will get this one.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's called a Basenji .
A Basenji, all right, do you?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
know the tallest dog breed.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I'm going to say Great Dane.
Great Dane is the correctanswer.
Does that make me the winner?
Did I win?
No, no, oh, I get one more.
I get one more.
Okay.
What breed currently holds thetitle of fastest dog?
Paul Paul Greyhound, yep, okay,he's lived to live another day.
We're tied at two apiece.

(04:38):
Is that right?
Yeah, all right, this one winsit.
Border Collie Boom, I amsmarter than a redneck two days
in a row.
Paul, thank you so much.
I'm sorry, today was a littlerough.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Rough.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
All right.
Well, Paul, thanks so much forhaving fun with us, and we'll
talk to you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
All right, buddy, y'all have a great day.
Have a good show, thanks.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Bye.
It is now time for a segment wehaven't done in a while.
It's hey girl.
Now it's time for sharingthoughts.
All right, go ahead and give mesome sharing thoughts and I'll
judge them.
Pick my favorite one.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Sounds good.
When you eat at home with yourpartner, it's weird to eat
different entrees.
But when you eat at arestaurant with your partner,
it's weird to eat the sameentree.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
I think we eat a lot of thedifferent entrees because we do
a lot of scrounging at home, butthat is a very good thought.
What's the next one?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Does taking the stairs?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
add more to the average lifespan than falling
down the stairs.
Subtracts Things that make yougo.
Hmm, that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Next one An alien invasion wouldn't unite humanity
Nations would be selling eachother out at the first
opportunity.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
And do you have one more shower thought for us I do.
All right, last one.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
People probably wouldn't be nearly as annoyed by
others using speaker phones inpublic if they used it as a
volume of normal conversation.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
That was Shower Thoughts with Sharon.
Thank you, best friend.
You're the best I hope you havea great day.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Thank you, Bye.
Thank you too Bye.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I am on the phone with one of my best friends,
brian from Pinedale buddy.
Good morning Chris.
Good morning you guys areT-minus two days away from the
Pinedale Chuckwagon Festival,the 11th annual Chuckwagon
Festival.
Are you guys ready?

Speaker 4 (06:45):
We're getting there, we're working on it today again.
Yep, we're working on it todayagain.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yep, it's going to be a great event.
If no one's ever been to thisevent, it is so, so cool you
guys have.
How many chuck wagons are goingto be there?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
We've got eight confirmed, possibly ten.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh right.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
And they all cook their own cuisine and we have a
lot of beef on the plates thisyear.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
And so it's basically like going back in time to the
pioneer days.
These chuckwagons are reallycool to look at.
Everybody dresses up in thetheme and then they all make
delicious meals from eachchuckwagon.
And then you basically goaround, you get a meal ticket
for $20, and then you pick whichmeal from the chuckwagon you
want and then you also get tovote on your favorite meal as
well.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Exactly, we want the people to vote on the most
authentic wagon this year.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
because we got enough wagons, we can make it good,
nice, so authentic wagon and uh,best meal and you could go with
your family.
You all get maybe a meal from adifferent chuck wagon and try
something from a little bit ofeverything.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
The event starts at 10 am.
Meal tickets are $20.
It's at the Pinedale CommunityCenter at 1264 Pinedale, arizona

(07:58):
, and then the meals are servedat 12.
But you always tell me comeearly because tickets sell out
fast.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
They usually sell out fast and we also have the pies
for Pinedale going on at thesame time.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's right, they also have the pies for Pinedale
going on at the same time.
That's right, right next doorto the library in the Pinedale
Community Center.
And what do the proceeds forthe pie sale go towards?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
The pie sale.
Sales go to the PinedaleHeritage and the Pinedale County
Library.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Heck.
Yes, it's an awesome event.
This is a food event, so noanimals allowed, but make sure
you mark your calendars for thisSaturday, starting at 10, the
11th annual Chuckwagon Festivalin Pinedale and Pysale and bring
your appetite.
Yes, they'll have vendors and alive band.
It's going to be fun.
Brian, I thought we would playa fun game called Dutch Oven

(08:48):
Dash All right, ingredient orimposter, and you have to tell
me if this was apioneer-friendly tool or
ingredient or an imposter.
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
I guess I'm ready.
I'm not sure about this.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
All right, salt pork Ingredient or imposter Salt,
salt pork Definitely.
Yes, yes, you're right.
Sourdough starter yes,absolutely.
Air, yes, yes, you're right.
Sourdough starter yes,absolutely.
Air fryer no, no, absolutelynot.
Not on the Pioneer Trail.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
First thing I'd have electricity.
That's right.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Coffee grounds yes, yes, they use it for scrubbing
pots yeah, the coffee groundsafter they use them.
Dutch oven trivet yes.
Freeze dried ice cream no, no.
Lard, yes, yes.
And evaporated milk no, oh no.
I think it is an ingredient, atleast the internet says so, but
you say no.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
I don't think so, but it's possible.
I'm not a cook, I'm not a cook.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well, you did pretty good.
You nailed it, buddy.
You are going to have a lot ofamazing food at the Chuckwagon
Festival this year and you guysprovided you had some beef
donated, so there will be beefdishes, pork dishes and chicken
dishes.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
No chicken, just pork turkey or beef.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Pork, turkey or beef dishes.
It is the 11th annual.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Chuckwagon Festival with Dutch Oven Cooking.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
You got it, buddy.
It's the 11th annual ChuckwagonFestival in Pinedale this
Saturday, August 2nd.
Make sure you head out to thePinedale Community Center.
Events start at 10.
Thanks for having fun with metoday, Brian, and I hope to see
you Saturday.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Oh, I know, I'll see you Saturday, you know buddy.
All right, I'll see you Allright, thank you Bye, Thanks bye
.