The SauceBox

As all you wonderful listeners know, June is set to be a very busy month for us! We recap our first week of June sharing our massive pride and full hearts for Nikki’s youngest, who graduated from high school with Outstanding Achievement aka a 3.95 GPA!! Congratulations, Sydney! Then Nikki tells us about Lebanon, OR’s lackluster ‘Strawberry’ Festival, which celebrated its 116th year this year. After 67 years, one would think that th...

Welcome back our sexy and saucy listeners! Nikki regails us with the events of her night out with a group of friends who went out to karaoke, including one guy who completely failed and still acted like he was a headliner at a concert and another guy who bravely (and successfully) took on Whitney Houston’s “I Have Nothing”. This week, Samara just has a peaceful and uneventful life with basically no updates. We’ll take no news as go...

Samara surprises us with quite the performance during this week's intro. We talk about some other podcasts, a couple that Nikki recommends, Nikki's pebble voice, being attacked by the pollen in the air and Samara fighting for her life because of it. Nikki gives the 411 on her long lost and now found bestie down in Tennessee. We discover she doesn't sleep on planes (crazy) and Samara does (in any position possible).

Sama...

We hope you enjoy the rim job clip at the beginning of the episode from when we were still figuring out how all this recording equipment worked, we sure did! 

We give you all a recap on the events of last week for Piper’s 21st birthday, it was a lot to be sure. Dinner for her birthday was at an authentic Italian restaurant where you cut the pizzas with scissors! 

FYI: Butcher Block tables (for the kitchen) can range from $400.00 USD ...

This week we celebrate our first Golden Episode, #15 released on the 15th! Very exciting for us being four months into this crazy ride! Thank you to all of our listeners who have stayed with us and to those who have jumped in for the ride, we appreciate every one of you amazing motherf*ckers!! And a belated Happy Mother’s Day to all the mom’s out there! For those that this day may not be as full of joy, we hope you had the best day...

This week we discuss penis envy. What is it? Why do many women have it? Sit back, relax, and find out.

But first, we catch y’all up on what’s been happening in our lives. Spoiler!! Not a lot. Samara expresses her frustration with her dog, Jaxson, and gets on a soap box about not mowing down the natural wildflowers in her yard for the insects and pollinators. Then Nikki wants to skip her update because, well, frankly, she’s a little ...

Yo, yo, yo! The Sauce-shizzle welcomes you back into the Box-fizzle. Yeah, we all cringed at that, it’s fine. Any who, this week the box of sauce brings you A Peek into the Dark & Twisty Past of Medicine!

We open this bitch up with Samara telling us of her spooky, sexy weekend before Nikki gives us the 411, the low down on her getting jiggy-wit-it. What are your theories why people aren’t as outgoing as they used to be? We share...

Welcome back our Loves! This week we catch y’all up with the latest in our lives. Samara and her boyfriend apparently made 5 star restaurant quality fish tacos, complete with a homemade kiwi salsa and mint/cilantro sauce. I’m salivating just thinking of it! Nikki tells us about the hell she went through with her go ‘round with vertigo. Feeling hella drunk without any of the fun? Ugh, honestly sounds like hell!

Samara teaches us all ...

We hit 500 plays & streams in 10 episodes because all of you! All of you are amazing, wonderful, beautiful little saucy creatures!

To start off this week, Samara shares a fun story from a sweet little toothless old lady and one of her sex jokes, then Nikki tells us how she has had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But the good stuff you’re all really here for…. Historical Sex Toys! Oh, and we take it WAY back, baby!...

Welcome back! This week, Samara talks about being weak in Barnes & Noble and leaving with three books she did not intend on buying, then gives a somewhat graphic book recommendation for “Tender is the Flesh” by Agustina Bazterrica.

Nikki discusses the status of her dick pic collection for her glorious and beautiful deck of dicks cards. It WILL be a beautiful collection honoring the men who offered up photos of their members to ...

Hear ye, hear ye!

Come gather ‘round to hear of the mysterious, cryptic, and the oh so beautiful whimsy that is the Voynich Manuscript!

Come, come, hurry now!

Come lean your ear close as the Damsel Nikki of Rae and the Maiden Samara of Lei Dawn speak of the wonders of this mystical codex and of a tantalizing reward for a few lucky participants. To wet ye whistle, the Damsel Nikki will tell of her travels to the great metropolis...

Class is in session! Welcome to Sex Ed, where Nikki and Samara will be your instructors during this introductory saucy seminar of coitus and the ins and outs of the horizontal hokey pokey. At the end you’ll graduate with your 100% totally legit, totally not imaginary, Certified Dirty Coitus Diploma.

What’s a new class without ice breakers? Would you choose Honey Badgers or Hyenas (there is no reasoning, just which one)? And, we’...

Were you curious about Samara's birthday and the games we played to celebrate? Good. We're gonna tell ya! Then we're going to step on the SauceBox soapbox to vent about senior drivers, and those that apparently received their licenses out of a Cracker Jack Box. Once we step down, you'll get an update from Nikki about her Tinder profile and dating life. Tea is served with a biscuit of honesty. That biscuit being, Nikki has no idea w...

This week we just bullshit our way through an episode. No, seriously, we just bullshit with one another for almost an hour about anything and nothing at all. It’s great fun!

Once again, Samara makes noise while we're recording, but gets her shit together. We joke about getting stoned, and religious trauma, before catching up. Samara tells us about a long work day, the interesting client she had, and of a stranger she complimente...

We talk about out of this world sex toys! And us Singing Sisters serenade y'all a little more than expected. You're welcome and we're sorry. We'll give some light book recommendations, talk about Tinder dating, and do a little catching up.

Nikki gives the run down on over 5 sex toys, touching on a little sumpin', sumpin' for quite the range of tastes, along with one surprising big boy. You think you have ...

Samara’s 33rd birthday is tomorrow! Show her some love by leaving a comment here or on your IG story (don’t forget to tag her @sojourner_samurai and the podcast @sauceboxed)!! Have ideas of what we can do for her birthday? Hit us up on IG!

Nikki and Samara reminisce on their most recent paintball experience and discuss the sorry ass food scene in our area. The Portland food event Nikki couldn’t remember is called Ticket to Dine, it ...

This week in part 2 of last week's episode, we discuss women’s reactions to men complementing them. Nikki has some pretty strong opinions about this, but also understands that not all women share her opinion. Nikki talks about how she believes that some women's negative reactions are why men are increasingly hesitant to approach women or give them a compliment; and then other women, who welcome compliments, wonder why men do not sa...

**Trigger Warning: for S.A. If this topic does not vibe well with you, please skip from about 35 minutes in to about 38 minutes in. There is an audio disclaimer at the beginning of the episode as well.**

Welcome back Saucers and Boxers! We had some audio patch work to do on this episode as we ended up splitting this bad boy into two parts.

This week in part one, Samara gives Nikki her belated Christmas present and unwraps on the po...