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September 18, 2024 2 mins

What do humanitarians eat if vegetarians munch on veggies? Tune in to the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we untangle this whimsical riddle with humor and insight. We take a light-hearted journey through the curious minds of Reddit users, exploring how the term 'humanitarian' is all about promoting human welfare—not snacking on Homo sapiens. Join us for a delightful discussion that blends wit and wisdom, reminding us that whether you're vegan, vegetarian, or a carnivore, humanitarians are united by their dedication to helping others, not by what's on their plate.

As we navigate through this playful inquiry, we bring you a collection of the most hilarious and thought-provoking responses. While the question might seem like a head-scratcher, it opens doors to broader reflections on compassion and altruism. So, grab your favorite snack, because whether you're a curious listener or just in need of a good laugh, this episode is sure to entertain and enlighten. Don't miss out on the fun—catch the Scotty Don't X Show on iHeartRadio, Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is your captain speaking.
Unfortunately, we'veencountered a mechanical issue
with the aircraft which iscausing a delay, but don't worry
, show is in working order.
Today it's time to experienceepisode number 27.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Are the questions so smart that they're stupid or so
stupid that they sound smart?
Stupid or so stupid that theysound smart?
Yet again, more from therubbish bin of Reddit, or
perhaps these would have beenaward-worthy back in the day.
So the question If vegetarianseat vegetables, what do

(00:42):
humanitarians eat?
Alright, the first hot responseis definitions.
People Humanitarians areconcerned with seeking to
promote human welfare, sopresumably anything is on the
menu except for cannibalism.
But if we were going to give anice, friendly response, we

(01:05):
could say Humanitarians don'thave a specific diet.
The term humanitarian refers tosomeone who is concerned with
the welfare of others and worksto improve the lives of people.
It doesn't have anything to dowith dietary choices.
A humanitarian could be avegetarian, a vegan, a meat
eater or anything in between.
Their focus is on helpingothers, not on their personal

(01:26):
food preferences.
So there you have it.
Vegetarians can have theirvegetables.
Humanitarians can have anythingthey want.
Do they want to keep listeningto the Scotty Don't X Show?
It's available on theiHeartRadio application.

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TikTok.
Good day.
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