Episode # 30 - Welcome to the 30th Anniversary of The SDX Show!

Episode # 30 - What do sign makers use for picket signs when they strike? Get ready for a chuckle as we explore this and other offbeat questions on the 30th episode of the Scotty Don't X Show! Join me for a hilarious ride through a game of "Two Stupid, One Smart," where I dig up bizarre internet queries like the fate of synchronized swimmers when one decides to be a solo act in the deep end. Spoiler alert: drowning is not part of the choreography! It's a laughter-filled escapade that promises to brighten your day and leave you with tales to share.

We also tackle the age-old mystery: why does a 24/7 7-Eleven need a lock on its door? The answer is both practical and surprisingly insightful, touching on everything from unexpected power outages to sudden health department interventions. It's a blend of comedy and curiosity that not only entertains but also reminds us of the importance of being prepared for the unexpected. So, tune in to this milestone episode and let's share some laughs and wisdom on the Scotty Don't X Show!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The person you're trying to reach is unavailable,
but the Scotty Don't X Show ishere for you.
Welcome to episode number 30.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'mactually here.
Scotty Don't X Show number 30.
Thank gosh, I am not releasingthese on a daily cadence on a

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daily cadence.
Otherwise, this would be amonth's worth of shows, or just
slightly under or just slightlyover, depending on the month.
Wow, that was almost a wordsalad.
Can I be a professional talkperson?
Oh wait, I was 1550k van 30plus years ago.
Maybe, if I find my air checktapes from that time, I will
force you all to listen.

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people and they tell four people8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256.
You get the idea?
Yeah, okay, so we're going toplay two stupid one smart For
these questions I've dug out ofthe troll pits on the internet.
When sign makers go on strike,what do their signs say?

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Sign makers they're going onstrike, pretty clever, and their
signs will say anything theywant to, because sign makers can
make their signs before theystrike.
I'm pretty embarrassed forhumanity that I have to answer
that one.
If one synchronized swimmerdrowns, do the rest have to

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drown too?
No, because that one swimmermade a mistake, had an incident.
It was not planned, so that'snot going to be part of their
synchronized program.
I guess a nicer way to put that.
If one swimmer encountersdifficulties and needs
assistance, the other swimmersare trained to react quickly and

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safely.
They may perform rescue orsignal for help from lifeguards.
The goal is always to ensurethe well-being of all swimmers
involved.
That one swimmer does drownit's not part of the
synchronized plannedpresentation and as such the
person may be labeled, not ateam player, for having drowned.
With synchronized swimming, theshow does not go on.

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If one of them are in trouble,the rest of them are going to
respond to the best of theirability.
Oh, let's do synchronizedswimming, but one of our people
dropped out, so we're no longersynchronized.
Bummer, that's going to cost ussome points.
And now we get to the smartquestion If 7-Eleven is open 24

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hours a day, seven days a week,why is there a lock on the door?
Well, emergency situations.
In case of emergency, such aspower outage or natural disaster
, employees may need to securethe store and temporarily close
it.
Lock allows them to do soquickly and easily.
Example being shut down bylegal means.

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Health department shuts themdown for letting rats have a log
rolling contest on the bigbites, or the independently
owned and operated franchiseegoes bankrupt and cannot
continue operations at the store.
It's going to be locked upuntil it is under new management
, sold or returned to theSouthland Corporation.

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To the best of my information,you've been listening to the
30th anniversary show of theSkydivo Next Show.
When is the next show?
When it gets broadcast.
By broadcast we mean uploadedto the podcast host, obviously.