Episode # 32 - Disney World Trip - drink or be destroyed by a potential Hurricane?

Have you ever had a perfectly planned trip derailed by the unpredictable whims of weather and scheduling mishaps? Join me on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as I navigate just that while preparing for a whirlwind adventure to Disney World. From dodging a potential hurricane in Orlando to wrestling with a time-travel conundrum due to a podcast scheduling glitch, this episode is packed with my latest escapades. I'll also share the laugh-out-loud tale of how a central check-in glitch at the eye doctor almost ruined my visit—but fear not, my vision is as clear as ever, dilated pupils and all.

But that's not all! Meet K-9, my energetic and quirky Jack Russell, Rat Terrier, and Australian Cattle Dog mix, who adds a dash of excitement to our household. With his playful antics and smart tricks, K-9's interactions with our cats provide endless entertainment and a few surprises. Whether he's playing ball or engaging in a game of tag with the kitties, K-9 ensures there's never a dull moment. So, grab your headphones and get ready for a blend of travel plans, pet stories, and the everyday quirks that keep life interesting.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Due to inclement weather conditions in Siberia,
you are experiencing a delay inyour flight.
But hey, why not tune in to theScotty Don't X Show for a fun
alternative to travel Withoutfurther ado?
This is episode number 32.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm intending to go to Disney World later this week
and I'll be leaving on Saturday.
I'm intending to go to DisneyWorld later this week and I'll
be leaving on Saturday.
Don't worry, I have somebodywho is oversized and very
violent, who is staying at myplace.
So all of you people thinking,hey, let's go get Scotty Don't
X's podcasting gear andsuccessfully get him off the
internet that's not going towork out very well for you, but

(00:43):
hey, good thought.
I mean, I've had that thoughtabout getting myself off from
the internet for a while.
Now the early weather news issaying there may be a hurricane
that's heading towards theOrlando area.
So will it wipe Orlandocompletely off the map?
Or will it hang around so thatour plane can't land?
Or will it hang around theentire week so that we're
supposed to be there and shelterin place?

(01:04):
I don't know, I don in place.
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
Scotty don't X X is no,something I found out today.
My scheduler for podcastinguploads did not work as expected
, which means there's podcastsin the bucket that may actually

(01:26):
be released after this episode,but are prior to this episode.
So go have a nice time travelsandwich with that one today,
getting ready to travel, Ibooked all of my medical
appointments so I'm perfectlyhealthy before I go to Walt

(01:50):
Disney World and check out theircryogenics unit.
So I went to the eye doctor,checked in.
They took my money and they usea central check-in.
So you go to the center of thefloor, you check in and then
they tell you to go to yoursection, so the eye doctor
section.
So I go down the hall and I'msitting there After a while too

(02:13):
long of a while, turns out,simply because I've been a nice
guy and I wasn't in a hurry I goup and say, hey, what's going
on?
They go oh, you were marked asa no-show, the central check-in
never checked you in.
And I'm like what's going on?
And they took my money.
So I had to go back across thehall to central check-in and go

(02:36):
hey, can you print my receipt?
They say I never checked in.
They being the eye doctorsfrontline, and people in Central
Check-In are like I know youchecked in because you tried to
pay with cash and then you paidwith plastic and we took your
money.
I know you did.
So they printed the receipt andthat fixed the glitch, as it

(03:04):
were.
And I go over and the eyedoctor is able to wedge me in.
Yay cheers, I can still see.
That's a good thing.
They did dilate me, so the freesunglasses were a good thing.
Later on I switched to myRay-Ban Meta smart glasses and I

(03:28):
actually did this podcast usingthe Bluetooth over to my phone.
But no, the recording appupdated itself and no longer
outputs WAV files, so the audiowas crapola.
So rather than making you greatfolks listen, I went ahead and

(03:54):
let the computer do speech totext and now I have a script of
what I said before.
So some of you may know that Isplit custody of our dog K9.
Yes, that's letter K, dashnumber nine, because he's an

(04:18):
homage to the Doctor who robottin dog.
So he gets to hang out atGrandma's for four of the seven
days of the week and keeps herentertained, because her cats
are mostly docile and come outwhen they want to.
But K-9, he's ready to play andinteract because he's Jack

(04:40):
Russell, rat Terrier, australianCattle Dog, which is great
because he's smart, has aherding instinct and ADHD.
Yeah playing ball is always lotsof fun with the boy.
He will, though, rest in hiskennel and let the kitties come

(05:02):
by, and they bop him on his nose.
And so he opens an eye, looksat him and closes it, and then
they bop him on the nose.
And so he opens an eye, looksat him and closes it, and then
they bop him on the nose again,and it's two tag a chase.
So he gets to run them down thehall at full speed and they are

(05:25):
under the bed, and he is usinghis volume which, which is
permanently stuck at 11, to barkand go.
Ha ha ha ha, I've got you there.
Ha ha ha ha, I've got you there, which sounds a lot more
annoying because he doesn'tspeak English.
It's a lot of fun.

(05:47):
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