The Thot Project

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We are very professional Animal News Casters, and in this episode we talked about MORE escaped animals and even began to uncover a possible animal-fucking-and-cloning illuminati conspiracy. We also talked about the Beverly Hill chihuahua; The Church of Satan & Taylor Swift; South Park allegedly infiltrating the illuminati; some obscene sidewalk chalk art; and slappin' watermelons.

We talked about some weird and/or eerie dreams, Nat playing with her friends who aren't me, selling feet pics/twitch streaming, loose cows (totally not a reference to ourselves), showers when you're drunk, how dumb it is to have four kids, and how much an only child usually sucks as a person.

We talked about Skankfest Vegas, but it was mostly about drugs. Laugh at our gayness.

We talked about the upcoming Skankfest Vegas; men being idiots; how drinking can prevent dementia; the UK's unregulated "bone trade"; people being mad about black characters in House of the Dragon; and yet another loose pig.

We did another edition of Space Cadets, drunksplained a little more news, and told tales of near-accidents & eavesdropping at bars. 

We had our first beautiful guest, Kristina, join us to talk about: mullet competitions; weird emotional support animals; pulling an "accidental" prank on twitch; reading and talking at the same time; loose pigs; and hip, cool, young Nat and her TikToks. We also forced Kristina to do two possibly naughty tarot readings.

We talked about climate activists attacking paintings; pay pigs; the cost of dating and how dumb dating is; bloggers eating the weirdest things and having the weirdest porn; rats in the water and snakes in the grass; Lauren Boebert being a downass bitch; gas station attendants; and crackhead fights.

We talked about space for a bit and then we drunksplained the news.