The Worst Day of My Life

We share stories of mistaking superglue for eyedrops, accidental public nudity, unfortunately timed gastrointestinal upsets, and so much more. Listen for all of the most terrible and humiliating things that have ever happened to us and other people. Laugh, cringe, and be glad it isn't you every Tuesday! https://linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

Episodes

17 - It's okay to say "Not today" when you've shit your pants.

March 28, 2023 • 50 mins

Special Guest, Molly, joins Cherish in our last episode for awhile.

Molly & Cherish share some incredibly embarassing stories of vomiting on strangers, dates that end with puking in taxi cabs, and diarrhea accidents that haunt you all the way through yoga class.

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16 - Being divorced is my favorite personality trait.

March 14, 2023 • 62 mins

Send this to your friends who need to leave their shitty spouse! In this episode, we talk about DIVORCE! As well as recognizing gaslighting, how love bombing blinds you from recognizing obsessive behavior, and red flags you should take seriously. Cherish talks about divorcing Dave and how they stayed friends. Divorce is a wonderful thing. If you were happy, you wouldn't even be thinking about a divorce, so pull that plug and go ...

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15 - I Love Being a Bitch

February 28, 2023 • 54 mins

This week, Laura and Cherish talk about domestic violence, and how being abused doesn’t mean you get a free pass to be an asshole. They share some of your worst days, and some handy tips for scaring away men. Send your poop poetry to theworstdaypodcast@gmail.com. Use promo code: cherishharper10 for 10% off at papershootcamera.com

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14 - Thanks for the eating disorders

February 14, 2023 • 65 mins

This week, Cherish and Laura talk about masking, 80's parents, and super cute grandmas. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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13 - Surprise! It's vomit.

January 31, 2023 • 46 mins

This week, Cherish and Laura talk about vabbing, wildly inappropriate venmo messages, and, surprise! Vomit. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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12 - Whoo! Mom's getttin' drunk!

January 17, 2023 • 71 mins

In this episode, Cherish and Laura talk about hanging out with new friends, jumping out of the back of a truck, and what happens when you take acid at a baseball game. Also, Cherish drinks some bong water. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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11 - I Have a Fat Pussy and Immaculate Butthole.

January 3, 2023 • 49 mins

This week, Cherish and Laura talk about shit water, service animal spouses and inadvertently showing your vagina to strangers. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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10 - I really thought I'd go my whole life without ever being fisted.

December 20, 2022 • 109 mins

In this special episode, Cherish's friend Katie talks about all the times she almost died. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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9 - Free Real Estate 69

December 6, 2022 • 52 mins

In this episode, Laura and Cherish read your submissions about all the petty shit you've done! linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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8 - My Shrek Moment

November 22, 2022 • 50 mins

In this episode, Laura shares a fun story about an LSD trip in a hotel room topped with a hefty dose of food poisoning! Cherish interviews her friend, Mao Mao about a crazy allergic reaction she had to hair dye and how Cherish accidentally made her allergic reaction go viral.

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Link to the Reddit Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/3tyqsr/so_my_friend_had_a_pretty_ridiculous_allergic/

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7 - Do not fuck that lamb chop.

November 8, 2022 • 56 mins

This week, Cherish and Laura talk about mental health, UFOs, and being scared of E.T.! Special guest Dave talks about his bad marijuana brownie journey. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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6 - You Have A Weiner, You Can Pee Anywhere

November 1, 2022 • 48 mins

This week, Laura and Cherish DON'T talk about skinwalkers, a terrifying listener story, and special guest, Patrick, tells a horrific tale of how a friend's new shoes were destroyed by a literal shit storm. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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5 - That Ranch Fucks.

October 25, 2022 • 63 mins

The road trip continues! This week, Cherish and Laura talk about sketchy Air BnBs, an exhale of a visit to Uncle Rick, and what happens when your keys fall in the ocean while on a roadtrip. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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4 - You can't puke into a tissue.

October 18, 2022 • 71 mins

Road trip! This week, Cherish and Laura hit the road and talk about being hungover in your 30s, Door Dashers who share way too much information to get tips, and what happens when you eat old Chinese food in Ireland. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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3 - I'd shake your hand, but I'm just a phone.

October 11, 2022 • 52 mins

Today's stories include: Mushroom trips that bring you from a cozy living room fort, to HHEEEHELLLLLL, to having a lovely conversation with a friendly phone, to the freeway going 105 mph. How Marijuana induced psychosis turned an already bad day into something much, much darker. And what madness drove Cherish to say a swear loudly in public. 😮 www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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2 - Is that your cup?

October 4, 2022 • 55 mins

In this episode, Laura and Cherish talk about how giving a sarcastic bitch alcohol will make her say mean shit about your birthday, the importance of raising emotionally intelligent kids, and a disgustingly hilarious listener story about 2 girls, and 1 (menstrual) cup. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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1 - I don't know when I ate a hotdog.

September 27, 2022 • 63 mins

In this episode, Cherish talks to Laura (her sister from another mister) about many fun things, such as deadly snake bites, terrifying hitchhiking experiences, and doo doo people. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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22 - Vomit Blanket

September 27, 2022 • 62 mins

Sorry this got out of order. My bad. In this episode we share some unfortunate, some funny, and some straight up shocking experiences with party drugs. Meghan shares about what her family was up to in the 80s (Trigger warning, physical abuse from a parent). She also tells us a couple more stories of almost dying. 😳 I swear this episode is way more fun than I made it sound. Happy Tuesday! https://linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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32 - Shi-thead

September 6, 2022 • 71 mins

We're back! This week we talk about all of the stupid things that happened to us this summer. Like terrifying toddler tantrums on airplanes, dogs attacking innocent creatures, and of course, sharting the bed. https://linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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31 - Dillrod Status Negative (Snippesode #2)

August 2, 2022 • 56 mins

Do you miss us?! Well here is another little compilation of garbage we cut out of other episodes for you to be mildly entertained by while we finish our summer break. We will be back with regular episodes every Tuesday starting September 6th! https://linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife

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Episodes

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15 - I Love Being a Bitch

14 - Thanks for the eating disorders

13 - Surprise! It's vomit.

12 - Whoo! Mom's getttin' drunk!

11 - I Have a Fat Pussy and Immaculate Butthole.

10 - I really thought I'd go my whole life without ever being fisted.

9 - Free Real Estate 69

8 - My Shrek Moment

7 - Do not fuck that lamb chop.

6 - You Have A Weiner, You Can Pee Anywhere

5 - That Ranch Fucks.

4 - You can't puke into a tissue.

3 - I'd shake your hand, but I'm just a phone.

2 - Is that your cup?

1 - I don't know when I ate a hotdog.

22 - Vomit Blanket

32 - Shi-thead

31 - Dillrod Status Negative (Snippesode #2)

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