August 5, 2025 • 31 mins
Remember when you could reasonably assume political leaders were at least moderately intelligent? Those days seem increasingly distant as Greg and Chris dive headlong into the disturbing phenomenon of breathtakingly stupid politicians occupying positions of extraordinary power.
What began as an attempt to find a lighter, less rage-inducing topic quickly transforms into a sobering examination of intellectual decline in American leadership. The hosts tackle the uncomfortable question: Have our politicians always been this unintelligent, or are we witnessing something unprecedented in modern history? While previous generations certainly had their share of corrupt or self-serving representatives, the current crop's fundamental inability to grasp basic concepts feels genuinely alarming.
The conversation takes fascinating turns as they examine the voters who continue supporting demonstrably incompetent candidates. Is it simply party loyalty, identity politics, or something more disturbing—like actively embracing incompetence as long as it hurts perceived enemies, even when it simultaneously harms one's own interests? This exploration of the relationship between elected officials and their constituencies offers disturbing insights into American democracy's current fragility.
The episode culminates with their "Class Photo" of the five dumbest politicians currently wielding significant power, evaluating candidates based on public statements, policy positions, and basic reasoning ability. The results are simultaneously hilarious and terrifying—especially considering these individuals control budgets, influence international relations, and make decisions affecting millions of lives.
Join us for this unfiltered, often darkly humorous journey through the landscape of political incompetence. Whether you're politically engaged or just someone who appreciates the absurdity of our current moment, you'll find yourself laughing, shouting in agreement, and perhaps feeling a renewed sense of civic responsibility by the end.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to this fucking country.
I'm Greg, and with me today isChris.
How's it going, chris?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I am doing well.
Thank you for asking me.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
That cracks me up every time.
Today we are trying to find atopic that would be fun to talk
about and not just piss us off,because we're getting tired of
just ranting and swearing andeverything.
I can't guarantee that's notgoing to happen today we're
still going to get pissed off,yeah, so today we decided we're
going to talk about stupidpoliticians.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No shortage of subject matter.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh my God.
Yeah, we were just discussinghow I never knew how many dumb
ass fucking politicians weactually had in this government
until recently.
Do you think we always had thatmany stupid ones, or do you
think it was just like the wayTrump likes the dumb ones?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, I think it's a matter of it has gotten worse.
But I also think there was acertain level of complacency we
had in just trusting that ourleaders and I use that in
quotation marks that our leaderswere going to be smarter than
us and have some integrity.
But we have since learned thatin the last 10, 15 years it has
gotten worse.
Now there's always beenoutliers.
(01:07):
There's been people like reagan, you know, and cheney and those
guys, but I think in the past,like well I don't think they're
dumb like reagan.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I don't think was a super smart man, but I think he
was.
He was polished enough.
I just think he was kind of afucking asshole.
Uh, like cheney is definitelynot a dumb guy, not like I mean,
if you compare like cheney tolike you know, uh, bobert or
green, those morons well, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's comparing somebody who won a gold medal in
the olympics and somebody won abronze medal in the special
olympics well, that's true, yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So I I think there was always like evil, but but
the level of stupidity.
And you know what I found outtoo?
I shouldn't say I found out.
What I think is that I used tothink that everybody wanted
smarter politicians, and thatwas something.
I've realized that no, theyactually are OK with these dumb
motherfuckers.
They really are.
They keep voting them back in.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, I think some of that is.
You know, we recognize thatfrom being in Chicago that
there's a lot of namerecognition, a lot of lazy
voters who aren't aware of thecurrent events.
They'll just vote for the namethat they recognize.
So I think people like you knowthe Hayseeds out in Kentucky.
They'll vote for MitchMcConnell even though he's
driven them to the last place inalmost every measurable area.
But because they recognize hisname and they might not
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recognize whoever runs againstthem, that they just vote for
him.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, I could see some of that, but again, with
him, while he is an evil fuckingcunt, he's not dumb.
He's not a dumb man, whereasyou know Boebert and Green are,
you know just.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh, so we're strictly sticking with just stupid, not
stupid, and evil.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, no, I mean if you're stupid and evil, but if
they're smart and evil, no,they're not going to qualify for
this podcast.
No, I just want the fuckingdumb ones.
I want I just want the ones whoare like going oh, I could just
look at them and know they'refucking stupid.
You know that kind of thatlevel of stupid and that level
of stupid, and there's so many.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like Jim Jordan.
I look at him and I swear toGod he went through K, through
12 with a hockey helmet on.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh, absolutely yeah, they don't have to be in
Congress.
They could just be like thecabinet, because, god knows, now
we've got a bunch of fuckingreal special ones in the cabinet
, like our A1 educationsecretary.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Or the Social Security administrator who
didn't know he had a socialsecurity administrator.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, okay, so, so we we have many examples and I
guess the thing I want to knowis back to the do you think,
like half this country wasalways okay with having stupid
people, or or, like you said, doyou think they just assumed
they were smarter and they justkind of went?
Oh, oh, okay, these people arein congress or they're running
for congress.
I assume they're intelligent.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I I do.
I mean nobody's gonna be.
I don't think there's anystudies been done to prove
either way.
But I, if I was gonna guess andI had to put some money down
and I'm guessing we just assumedthat the people who were in
charge were smarter than us.
I mean that's why that meme isout now that says I'm not
comfortable with thinking thatI'm smarter than half the people
in this country because I'm notvery smart and yet it's.
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It's true.
I just don't think anyone plus.
I think we've lowered ourstandards.
I don't think somebody likemarjorie taylor green or lauren
bobert could have ever gottenelected 20 years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
God damn, I hope not.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, yeah, I'm trying to think, well, just
think, because everything was adeal breaker back then.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's true, al.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Franken got bounced because he pretended to grab a
girl's boob.
But that's a Democratic Party.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
But my point is though is still.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Lauren Boebert could give a guy a handy in a theater
with a lot of kids in it andthere's no consequences
whatsoever.
In fact, she got re-electedafter that well, yeah, probably
by all the men yeah, but I don'tthink you can stand in line
saying I voted for you.
Give me a handy you could try.
I mean, she is, she is.
If you're looking like for ahandicapped woman, she is
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attractive by handicappedstandards.
Well, maybe that was hercampaign speech.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Maybe that was the promise she made to get her back
in.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Sucky and blowy for everyone.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, maybe I don't know, man.
So let's assume that people didnot want stupid people, right?
So what happened now that wehave so many really obviously
dumb people?
Do they not know, like you said, is it just name recognition?
Do they not know how stupidthey are?
Are they not hearing the quotesand the things that they do?
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Because, I mean, not only isMarjorie stupid, she's just a
really bad fucking person too.
So do you think they haven'tseen any clips of that stupid
cow doing like horrible shit andsaying horrible things?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I think I just had an epiphany while you were asking
this question.
I think the reason they're inthere isn't because of any new
level of stupid.
I think the electorate is morestupid than it ever has been
before, or at least people thatwe didn't know were stupid, we
weren't voting, and now they arebecause they have somebody
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rally behind with behind Trump,and before they didn't really
give a shit, so much so theydidn't vote that often.
But I think it's just that theelectorate is even more stupid
than people like Marjorie TaylorGreene and Lauren Boebert.
So by comparison, they probablythink those people are smart
and because they're in aposition of authority, they
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automatically give them theircredit.
You know like people look atdoctors and automatically think
they're infallible, they're gods, and if anyone knows doctors
like I know a lot of doctors anda lot of them are great people.
They're all pretty good doctors, but I know a lot of doctors
that are not the sharpest bulbsin the batch and they're not
particularly good doctors.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, every profession is going to have
somebody who sucks correct, butbecause he's a doctor or she
they just automatically assumethey're smarter and more skilled
, but that's not a, that's not aguarantee.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
In the same way, with politicians in fact, donald
trump and those people haveproven that you don't have to
have a brain at all okay, but weknow they're stupid because we
watch news and we watch clipsand we hear things that they've
said.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, so we we know they are just dumb as a box or
ox, but assuming that they knowtoo, I mean.
I'm wondering, though, if they,if the people who vote for them
, aren't stupid, if they justare, just don't fucking care
because they're vile humanbeings.
But they're vile human beingsthat represent their belief
system, correct.
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So they're kind of going hey, Idon't care how fucking dumb
they are, as long as they voteto do horrible things to people,
I don't like.
I'm good with them being dumb,it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Even if they're doing things that are also negatively
impacting me.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But they probably don't understand those things.
Well, they've got to befiguring it out by now.
The fuck around and find outhas been kicking in well for
some state.
Some of the states I know, uh,are getting hit hard by the
tariffs and now, with all the um, immigrants not coming into
work because they're afraid ofgetting scooped up well, the
consequences have definitely hit.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
There's farmers that are already out of business.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
That's true, and construction now is going to be.
It will be halting because I'llI hear those job sites where
the tools are left behind.
There's like it's just peopleare gone, tools are left behind,
it's just fucked up.
I mean, do you even think,though, once the fuck around and
find out aspect hits everybody?
Do you think that the uh, thatthe uh, the dumber people voting
in this country are going tochange their tune?
(08:29):
Do you think they're going tosit there and say you know what?
I think?
Maybe next time let's try andget an intelligent person in
there.
Or do you think, again, it'sgoing to be?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I don't care how fucking dumb they are, as long
as they're awful in my awful way, I go with that one, I think,
if it's got an r next to itsname and they can say you know,
I hate all brown people andthose homos and anybody who
doesn't look like me, you know.
Or if you have a vagina, I hateall those.
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The fact that how many women arestill supportive of him and
yeah, we were talking before westarted this about the woman who
posted publicly that she wasokay if Donald Trump raped her,
that she would still support him.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, something tells me that might be a fantasy of
hers.
But you know, who knows, whichis kind of disgusting already.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, does Donald Trump actually get laid unless
he pays for it, or does it byforce, I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
can he get laid?
Yeah, I don't know if he'sgotten laid in a while now I
have to believe that he's not.
I mean, it just sounds likewith everything the diapers and
the shitting his pants and thehealth issues and this small
little wiener that I'm thinkingmaybe he's not.
Maybe that's why he's sofucking pissed off and why he's
such a fucking tool, is he's notgetting laid anymore?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Well, here's the thing.
I think, as a country, what weshould do is pitching a lot of
money and get somebody like uh,scarlett johansson or blake
lively, give them a few milliondollars to take one for the team
.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't think any of them are going to do donnie
until he has that massivegrabber or stroke no, I think we
might, might be able toconvince a poor, and so I don't
think we're gonna get scarlettjohansson or like to do anything
like that, and I don't thinkwe're going to get Scarlett
Johansson or Herb to do anythinglike that.
I don't think they need themoney that bad.
I don't know many people thatneed the money that bad.
So God, I couldn't believe thatStormy Daniels actually fucked
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him, but still I'm amazed.
Anybody does His own fuckingwife won't do it.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well, yeah, she's a gold digger, though she's got
her claws in so well she's done.
Though, yeah she's, she doesn'thave to bark them anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, okay all right, so let's talk.
Okay, let's go back to stupid.
So we've got the cabinet.
So out of the entire cabinet, Iknow and I I can almost guess
who you're gonna pick.
Who do you think's the dumbestout of all of his fucking
cabinet?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
oh man, come on I I I'm gonna say bondy uh pam bond.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh, really, okay, I was gonna guess somebody else
who a a1 oh I was, I was gonnaguess education girl.
Yeah, yeah, but you know what I?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I guess maybe because I set the bar a little lower
for her just because she's fromthe wwe.
So I don't expect much comingfrom somebody whose husband it's
her husband, right, that'svincent mcmahon, yeah yeah, I
mean, I don't expect you.
Have you ever seen that guytalk?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
yeah, she married him I mean voluntarily.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
She married him so I don't put a lot of so.
So yes, she's in the definiteum, uh, you know, spectrum of
mentally challenged yeah but I Ijust think bondi is just like
ridiculously stupid, becauseshe's the one who keeps saying,
in one breath she'll say thatobama wrote the epstein files
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and then she'll say, well,actually trump's in the epstein
files, but it's like shelegitimizes them in one breath,
and I don't think anybody withany minimal intellect wouldn't
realize that they'recontradicting themselves in the
same breath.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
See, I don't know if I'm going to go with the level
of stupid for her just because Ithink she is trying to spin
shit so fast, because that'swhat's expected of her.
I mean, I definitely thinkshe's soulless and has no
fucking moral compass and she isjust again another one of the
shittiest humans on this planet.
But I'm not gonna, I can'tagree with you on that one.
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I, I, I think she's not asstupid as some of the other ones
, fucking disgusting, but I, Ithink she's just more or less
trying to keep up with all thebullshit and the lies, and that
would be hard for an intelligentperson, you know, to constantly
be like oh shit, how do I spinthis?
Because she will.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
She'll say whatever the fuck they want her to say
Right and she does have a job todo and she's getting pressure
from Trump to you know, coverhis ass.
Can I go outside the cabinetfor a minute because I have?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
an honorable mention.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Senator John Neely Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh God, uh, senator john neely kennedy.
Um, do you remember him?
He's from louisiana.
Yeah, that's the guy who talkslike a good old boy, right, yeah
?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
and he, every word out of his mouth is like your,
your jaw drops and you justthink this man, I'm sure, does
not know how to wipe his own assoh my god even look at this
picture that is one dumbmotherfucker.
Well you know what.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
And again, though, I've heard stuff about that guy
is that that is all an act LikeI think he went to a good school
, not that that makes youbrilliant or anything, but from
what I recall hearing is that hedoesn't even didn't used to
speak that way, like he justkind of took that on to kind of
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get in.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh, he's like that chef that would do the Creole
accent when he wasn't reallyfrom.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, everything they blamed Kamala of doing.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I think that's what that tool does Well he went to
Magdalene College, which I'venever heard of, and the
University of Virginia School ofLaw.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So I don't know if those are anybody.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
That's really blowing me away.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
But no, he's a fucking tool.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, and just really frighteningly stupid,
frighteningly stupid.
Oh shit I mean, I always know,when they put him on the screen,
something special's coming out.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh, yeah, always, yeah, yeah, but okay, so mine
would be.
And again, this is hard becauseHexeth is a fucking moron too,
but I'm going to put McMahon upat the top for dumb, and then
maybe Hexeth.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Well, you got to figure in how you and I have
done some and said stupid shitwhile we're drunk too, and I'm
pretty sure he wakes up at a .10.
I hope so.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I hope he's got a reason.
I hope he's got an excuse.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Well, he's also evil as well, he's an evil monster?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah Well, they all are.
That's something that is agiven.
I think we don't even need to.
That's implied.
It's like using you.
It's implied we can just let itgo.
They are all evil pieces ofshit, Otherwise they wouldn't be
in his cabinet.
Would we put up high in thestupidity thing?
Now, Patel, do you think he'sdumb?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I don't think he's dumb.
You don't think he's dumb?
I mean, I don't think he's like, he's crazy as fuck, yeah, and
I don't think he's a smart manby any stretch.
But I think he can wipe his ownass.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, yeah, that's our standard.
Now he can wipe his ass and,yeah, I think he's crazy.
Like some of the other peopleare evil and disgusting and
putrid, he's crazy.
I think he's fuckingcertifiable.
Right, he's just off thefucking track and a secondhand
man.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I don't know how to pronounce his name.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh, bongino, yeah, Bongino Dan Bongino.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Steroid dude.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, I swear to God, how the fuck did he pick the?
Again, I think he just watchedTV and picked people he's
watched on TV.
But you would think he wouldhave seen at least a couple
intelligent people, right, likeokay, now how about like Dr Oz?
Can I just say, oprah, fuck you.
I mean man.
I remember when you and yourfucking heyday women were just
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screaming every time you were onthe screen.
Fuck you for bringing us thosetwo assholes.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Don't forget who else .
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Dr Phil and Dr Oz Fuck you for both of them, dr
Phil, isn't even a doctor.
Oh my God, it's just like howdid you find these pieces of
shit?
I mean, did you not when youwere talking with them, did you
not get any kind of vibe thatthey were soulless, fucking
twats?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I think they tested well with target audiences you
think that was?
It.
Yeah, that's all she caresabout.
The same way, when you know, II've heard the thing about maui
and her buying up all the burntproperties when maui went under,
she's, she's an opportunisteverything she does is self.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Well, you know what I've realized serving, I think,
all these people who arebillionaires or close to
billionaires.
I think they're so far removednow from humanity.
I think they've been surroundedby yes men for so long that I
don't think they understandwhat's going on.
And if they do, they don't carebecause it's not going to
affect them.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Here's a good test for that kind of thing.
If you're any kind of acelebrity and anyone who works
for you has to sign anon-disclosure agreement in
order to get hired, then youknow they're up to some shady
shit, or they wouldn't do it.
Like Stephen Colbert, hedoesn't have anybody working for
him that does that Any of thepeople that the MAGA hates?
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They don't do that, but Oprahdoes.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, well, it's the egos.
I think it's the.
Yeah, they're either hidingsome shit or they're just such a
fucking ego that it's.
You know what do you do with it?
She's not stupid, so you know,she's not part of this one.
I I got, I won, you, I know youlove christy gnome I.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I want your favorite.
I want to change my.
I want to change my votebecause pam bondy is I.
I'm guessing pam bondy with alittle coaching could wipe her
own ass, but Kristi Noem no way.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, that woman is just I mean cosplay Barbie Nazi.
I mean, what the fuck is wrongwith her too?
Seriously, I would love to getsome psychiatrist and just let
them loose and say do a write-upon each one of these fuckheads
and tell me what you think.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I think it would terrify the doctors.
I mean, just did you see thepicture of them?
I think it was yesterday or theday before.
It was Christie and Trump and Iforget who else over at the In
Florida At the Auschwitz.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Center there.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And they're all smiling and giving thumbs up
yeah.
They don't even have the brainsto know that they're in a
different Well.
Trump's the guy who gave thumbsup at Arlington.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, the brains to know that they're in a different
well, trump's the guy who gavethumbs up at Arlington.
Yeah, so he's the guy wholooked into an eclipse.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, yeah, he's a moron.
Why couldn't he have gone blindthen?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
now.
Okay, so just to sidestep thecabinet for a second and look at
Trump now.
I've had this discussion withpeople and I've seen people have
conversations online that theydon't think Trump's a moron.
And I say, listen, he'sdefinitely a brilliant con man
and he probably has a reallygood feel for like um, pop
culture as far as like what'shappening and the pulse of of
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people, but anything else he's afucking moron.
That guy is dumber than fuckingdirt.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
He I mean his vocabulary alone is they say he
speaks at a third grade level.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, I believe it, so he's got to be.
Would you put him as thedumbest out of all of them, or
do you think one of them isdumber?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I don't think just because you can con stupid
people that that gives you anykind of level of intelligence
that should be measured.
I think just the fact that helies so blatantly yeah.
So either it's just he has somuch confidence in the stupidity
of the people he's talking to,or he's been told yes so many
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times that he doesn't even knowwhen he's not making sense, or
he's contradicting himself, orhe's saying totally ridiculous
things because nobody challengeshim, including the media.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
True, I can't actually say that he's the
dumbest right now, because Ithink there's a certain amount
of dementia happening too, so Ican't accredit it all to
stupidity.
I think there's a mixture ofstupidity and dementia, so I
guess I'm going to take him outof the running just because
while I do believe— You're notgiving him a pity pass.
No, no, no, but I I just can'tput him in there because, like
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the people other people weretalking about on a stupidity
level, don't have dementiaaiding them so that they're
sound even dumber.
So I I'm gonna have to removehim from like my choice, even
though I normally would saymaybe he's number one.
But with dementia and all therambling shit that he does, I'm
gonna take him out, I out.
I'm going to go back to maybeGnome.
She's pretty fucking stupid.
Although, again, remember whenthe house signed that big
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beautiful bill, that picture ofthem all cheering.
Oh, yes, Now that was anexercise in stupidity.
All those people smiling andcheering for all the shit that
they took away from the publicI'm like just amazing, just the
levels of stupidity and justdisgusting human beings we're
gonna have a little contest.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Okay, the characters from idiocracy versus who we
have now.
Which would you pick?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
oh my god, all right so trump or president camacho?
Played by terry crew absolutelyokay, anthony.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Uh, I forget his last name.
He was the Secretary of Defense, him or Hegseth.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh, that's a tough one, oh man.
He didn't have a super, superbig part no, yeah, fuck, I'm
going to say Ty, okay, ty,that's very generous to Hegseth,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
David Herman, who was the Secretary of State.
That's the kid who even lookedlike he was mentally challenged,
is that?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
the one who kept saying I brought you by our bees
or something.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, because he gets paid for it every time he says
it.
Oh him, he was always on task.
I would probably take almosteverybody from mediocrity?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
No doubt, yeah.
Well, you know what?
Because while they wereridiculous and dumb, they
weren't evil.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
None of those characters are horrible pieces
of shit.
We talked about it before I.
Honestly, if somebody gave methe job, saying, okay, you're
going to be in charge of theunited states, you have two
years to destroy the countryfrom within, who are you putting
in place to do that?
I could not have picked abetter cabinet than what trump
has chosen.
Every one of them is patently,um, unqualified.
They don't have any kind ofintegrity.
They don't have any kind ofknowledge of the job.
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No previous experience.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Marco.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Rubio is about the only one who has any previous
experience, and he's the one whogot insulted by Trump.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
His wife's ugly.
No fucking balls and no balls.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
He's the Secretary of State.
Isn't that kind of like animportant position to have some
testicular fortitude?
You'd like to think so, butobviously it's unnecessary.
No, well, it's time to getwomen in there anyway.
They don't have testicles andwe don't need them anyway.
Fuck that.
So, anyway, going back, so Ithink Christine Noem is the best
, because I just saw her on TVtoday.
I don't even know what she wasblathering on about, but she had
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all her hair extensions in.
She had her big long eyelashesand nails were done really long
and I'm thinking I don't knowwhat part you think you're
playing, but you're not dressingfor the actual part of a
serious leader.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I bet you that people on her in the party love her.
I bet you Republican dudesfucking love her.
I bet they jerk off to her.
I would have no doubt.
I think that's a little fantasyfor all these little fucking
snowflake fucking dudes.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well as long as they're doing it based purely on
physical appearance, BecauseKristi Noem?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
in her job on her resume.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
She's good for two things.
Three if she takes it in theass.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, yeah, I mean she's attractive for two things.
Three, if she takes it in theass.
Yeah, yeah, I mean she'sattractive.
She's like Barbie, likehorrible, you know fake shit,
she killed a dog.
Yeah, well, see, now that's thething I was going to get to, is
that?
So, out of all the shit wrongwith her, the thing that really
puts her over the top is justthere Up in the top five of
pieces of shit is the.
Yeah, she fucking killed afucking murdered a fucking dog a
(23:32):
puppy, because it wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, learn fast, yeah, that's uh, and again.
People who fucking like supportthis fuck and she giggles about
it when she talks about it.
Yeah, she is there's.
There's sociopathy involvedhere.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh, much, and psychopath I mean just all of
them.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
So I don't know if stupidity is actually.
I know that was the initialquestion, but I'm not sure
stupidity is the thing that'sputting us most at risk.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But yeah well, they're just so vile on every
level that it's hard to kind ofjust pinpoint one thing.
Now, you know who we haven'ttalked about, who I don't think
is stupid, but still justsomething's wrong Robert Kennedy
.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Something's fucking really wrong with that dude Didn
something's wrong robertkennedy something's fucking
really well.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Didn't he say worms reading his brain, or something?
Yeah, I don't think he evensaid it.
I think it was actually adiagnosis fact.
Yeah, yeah, I think he had someissues with that, but
something's wrong with that.
What's with it was his voicetoo.
Yeah, I don't know whathappened with that, but you know
.
But the fact that his wholefamily kind of came out and went
, yeah, don't vote for him it'slike what the fuck does that say
about you?
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
but I I think stupidity wise.
He I don't know what he,whether he's stupid or not, he
is so wrong he he's been hittingthe head or something really
bad right yeah, absolutely and Ialmost don't like picking on
him because he doesn't like heseems.
It seems like making fun of ahandicapped person, but you
could probably say I don't evenknow if he.
I don't even know if he's evilI I I think he is so fucked up
(24:53):
in the head?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
yeah, I don't.
Even he might be evil.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I don't know he is well, he's part of that group.
He probably has some evil inhim, but I don't think on an
evil scale he's anywhere nearsome of the other people in that
group so I think he's moredamaged.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Well, you know what?
Here's the thing, though.
It depends now uh, he hasn'tdone anything yet that we can
perceive as evil becausenothing's happened.
But if another pandemic hitshis dismantling of whatever the
fuck he's doing right now at theagencies we're gonna find out
if he's evil or not, because assoon as shit hits and we can't
fucking do anything to save ourpeople, then we're gonna know,
(25:31):
because if he's going throughall the shit like it's all gonna
be fine and something badhappens, like we're trumped
during covet yeah, yeah, but atleast he was only killing his
own people, so we didn't reallymind as much.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
But now what?
There will be no vaccines yeahso those of us who believe in
vaccines, uh, are still notgoing to be able to get at them,
whereas before the people whowere smart enough to get them
got them Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
so where are we at?
Is it Kristi Noem?
Is it our WWE girl?
I'm going to call her A1 fromnow on.
Is it A1?
Is it Noem?
Is it Hegseth?
Is it Green?
Oh, fuck it.
Green's got to be still.
I mean, these people arefucking dumb, but I still think
Marjorie Taylor Greene got to beone of the dumbest things on
this planet, you know.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I've never seen a person that was equally as ugly
outside as she is on the inside,because, like Kristi Noem at
least, is moderately attractivephysically.
But Marjorie Taylor Greenelooks like the Geico caveman.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
You know, it's so easy.
She's not an attractive woman.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
But that just makes it easier to make fun of her,
because she's such an evil cuntand we can make fun of her.
I don't normally like pickingon people's physical appearance,
because it's not usuallysomething they can control.
But, yeah, she would definitelybe in the team picture.
In fact, I don't think weshould pick just one.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I think we should have our class picture of five
dumbest motherfuckers ingovernment.
Okay, so we got north on thefive.
That's gonna be rough too.
Okay, well, she's in there.
How about, would you?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
put bobert in the top five.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh, she seems pretty okay, so those two are
definitely in there, so gnomegnome bobert mtg, and then you
know, a1 or A1, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
A1.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
A1, yeah, and then is it.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Hegseff, I don't really think he's stupid.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Like.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I don't think he's smart by any stretch, but I just
think he's just woefullyunqualified.
He's over his head.
Yeah, and there's nothing wrongwith that, because I don't
think I could do any of thosepositions either, but I don't
profess to be smart or somebodywho could do one of those
positions, and if somebody everoffered it to me, I go no, no,
no, you don't want me he.
so he's not smart enough to knowthat, or he just wants to get
(27:40):
rich like the rest of thecabinet is all right, so then do
we put jim jordan, in there, ohhe's really in my top favorites
and you know he's getting readyto testify about the whole ohio
state wrestling thing and I'mgoing to be watching that yeah
very rapidly because there's anevil motherfucker.
Yeah, he's watching.
He knows kids are being rapedby a doctor on that are under
(28:02):
his watch and he does nothingyeah, yeah, so yeah I would say,
unless, unless we can think ofsomebody before this is over,
that would I think that's a goodtop five.
Yeah, that's a really impressivetop yeah, I mean you probably
have a grand total of aboutseven or eight brain cells
functioning between them all.
Oh my god, yeah, okay they,they get reelected.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
What the fuck?
What kind of a group of humanbeings can listen to them speak,
can see what they do and andsay, yeah, yeah, that's what I
want to know, that I want themrepresenting me.
Well, that that's what I want,and I want them representing me.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Well, that's what the outstanding thing about Boebert
is.
She knew she wasn't going towin in her old district, so she
changed districts to an areawhere these people had been
watching and seeing howineffective she is for the
people, and they still voted forher.
And she had somebody runningagainst her who was actually
qualified.
(28:56):
So again, as stupid as thesefive are, they're not as stupid
as the fucking people theyrepresent.
That's true?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
yeah, I've always said that, no matter how dumb
trump is and I think he isreally fucking dumb nowhere near
as stupid as the people who heput in him in office- correct
and and again.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
We can't beat that and you know, just give an
honorable mention for stupidity.
The democratic party did you seethat they're just talking about
now, because apparently some ofthe states are trying to do uh
re, you know doing that.
What do they think?
Whether they change thedistrict, they're doing that in
a few states and some democratcame out and goes, you know,
then maybe we should do that too.
(29:33):
You think they're doingeverything to disenfranchise any
kind of democratic voters sothat they can win just by their
sheer manipulation of the votingdistricts and the democrats are
going oh, maybe we, maybe weshould do something like that
yeah yeah, and the thing is isin a way I think that was a
newsom who said that becausehe's like, oh, and if a fuck, if
(29:55):
tex, texas is going to do that,then we've got more numbers.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
We could fucking do it too and take more seats.
I think he was kind of goinglike we don't want to do this
because it's so fucking illegal,but we could do it.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Democrats have been doing it for years too.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
But the Democrats are a whole different thing.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, you and I are going to talk about.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Democrats separate podcast because, man, I never
knew how fucking useless, stupid, fucking inefficient, criminal,
criminal and just so stuck intheir stupid ass, fucking
political ways the whole fuckingparty was.
But I am so fucking sick ofthem so we're saving a whole
podcast for those jagoffs see,now you're pissing me off again,
and I'm not, I'm trying to bepositive and give you a
intelligent conversation, butnow you're just pissing me off.
I'm not.
I'm trying to be positive andgive you a intelligent
conversation, but now you'rejust pissing me off.
I'm sorry, it's fucking countryall right.
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Well, you know what I'm goodwith that five, even if someone
is is close in there, I feelcomfortable with those.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna get bounced out
too far all right well, you knowwhat?
I have a big question oh shoot,do you have any tequila?
I need some.
Always good, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So goodbye, yeah, with that being said, I think
we're going to cut it.
Uh, thanks for listening and,uh, if you kind of create your
own list or if there's somebodyyou forgot, please reach out and
let us know, because we'd loveto do another edition of this
and we could we could do ournext top five.
So thanks so much for uhjoining us and we'll see you
next time.
Welcome to this fucking country.
I'm Greg, and with me today isChris.
How's it going, chris?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I am doing well.
Thank you for asking me.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
That cracks me up every time.
Today we are trying to find atopic that would be fun to talk
about and not just piss us off,because we're getting tired of
just ranting and swearing andeverything.
I can't guarantee that's notgoing to happen today we're
still going to get pissed off,yeah, so today we decided we're
going to talk about stupidpoliticians.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No shortage of subject matter.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh my God.
Yeah, we were just discussinghow I never knew how many dumb
ass fucking politicians weactually had in this government
until recently.
Do you think we always had thatmany stupid ones, or do you
think it was just like the wayTrump likes the dumb ones?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, I think it's a matter of it has gotten worse.
But I also think there was acertain level of complacency we
had in just trusting that ourleaders and I use that in
quotation marks that our leaderswere going to be smarter than
us and have some integrity.
But we have since learned thatin the last 10, 15 years it has
gotten worse.
Now there's always beenoutliers.
(01:07):
There's been people like reagan, you know, and cheney and those
guys, but I think in the past,like well I don't think they're
dumb like reagan.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I don't think was a super smart man, but I think he
was.
He was polished enough.
I just think he was kind of afucking asshole.
Uh, like cheney is definitelynot a dumb guy, not like I mean,
if you compare like cheney tolike you know, uh, bobert or
green, those morons well, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's comparing somebody who won a gold medal in
the olympics and somebody won abronze medal in the special
olympics well, that's true, yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So I I think there was always like evil, but but
the level of stupidity.
And you know what I found outtoo?
I shouldn't say I found out.
What I think is that I used tothink that everybody wanted
smarter politicians, and thatwas something.
I've realized that no, theyactually are OK with these dumb
motherfuckers.
They really are.
They keep voting them back in.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, I think some of that is.
You know, we recognize thatfrom being in Chicago that
there's a lot of namerecognition, a lot of lazy
voters who aren't aware of thecurrent events.
They'll just vote for the namethat they recognize.
So I think people like you knowthe Hayseeds out in Kentucky.
They'll vote for MitchMcConnell even though he's
driven them to the last place inalmost every measurable area.
But because they recognize hisname and they might not
(02:27):
recognize whoever runs againstthem, that they just vote for
him.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, I could see some of that, but again, with
him, while he is an evil fuckingcunt, he's not dumb.
He's not a dumb man, whereasyou know Boebert and Green are,
you know just.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh, so we're strictly sticking with just stupid, not
stupid, and evil.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, no, I mean if you're stupid and evil, but if
they're smart and evil, no,they're not going to qualify for
this podcast.
No, I just want the fuckingdumb ones.
I want I just want the ones whoare like going oh, I could just
look at them and know they'refucking stupid.
You know that kind of thatlevel of stupid and that level
of stupid, and there's so many.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like Jim Jordan.
I look at him and I swear toGod he went through K, through
12 with a hockey helmet on.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh, absolutely yeah, they don't have to be in
Congress.
They could just be like thecabinet, because, god knows, now
we've got a bunch of fuckingreal special ones in the cabinet
, like our A1 educationsecretary.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Or the Social Security administrator who
didn't know he had a socialsecurity administrator.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, okay, so, so we we have many examples and I
guess the thing I want to knowis back to the do you think,
like half this country wasalways okay with having stupid
people, or or, like you said, doyou think they just assumed
they were smarter and they justkind of went?
Oh, oh, okay, these people arein congress or they're running
for congress.
I assume they're intelligent.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I I do.
I mean nobody's gonna be.
I don't think there's anystudies been done to prove
either way.
But I, if I was gonna guess andI had to put some money down
and I'm guessing we just assumedthat the people who were in
charge were smarter than us.
I mean that's why that meme isout now that says I'm not
comfortable with thinking thatI'm smarter than half the people
in this country because I'm notvery smart and yet it's.
(04:13):
It's true.
I just don't think anyone plus.
I think we've lowered ourstandards.
I don't think somebody likemarjorie taylor green or lauren
bobert could have ever gottenelected 20 years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
God damn, I hope not.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, yeah, I'm trying to think, well, just
think, because everything was adeal breaker back then.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's true, al.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Franken got bounced because he pretended to grab a
girl's boob.
But that's a Democratic Party.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
But my point is though is still.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Lauren Boebert could give a guy a handy in a theater
with a lot of kids in it andthere's no consequences
whatsoever.
In fact, she got re-electedafter that well, yeah, probably
by all the men yeah, but I don'tthink you can stand in line
saying I voted for you.
Give me a handy you could try.
I mean, she is, she is.
If you're looking like for ahandicapped woman, she is
(05:01):
attractive by handicappedstandards.
Well, maybe that was hercampaign speech.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Maybe that was the promise she made to get her back
in.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Sucky and blowy for everyone.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, maybe I don't know, man.
So let's assume that people didnot want stupid people, right?
So what happened now that wehave so many really obviously
dumb people?
Do they not know, like you said, is it just name recognition?
Do they not know how stupidthey are?
Are they not hearing the quotesand the things that they do?
(05:32):
Because, I mean, not only isMarjorie stupid, she's just a
really bad fucking person too.
So do you think they haven'tseen any clips of that stupid
cow doing like horrible shit andsaying horrible things?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I think I just had an epiphany while you were asking
this question.
I think the reason they're inthere isn't because of any new
level of stupid.
I think the electorate is morestupid than it ever has been
before, or at least people thatwe didn't know were stupid, we
weren't voting, and now they arebecause they have somebody
(06:05):
rally behind with behind Trump,and before they didn't really
give a shit, so much so theydidn't vote that often.
But I think it's just that theelectorate is even more stupid
than people like Marjorie TaylorGreene and Lauren Boebert.
So by comparison, they probablythink those people are smart
and because they're in aposition of authority, they
(06:26):
automatically give them theircredit.
You know like people look atdoctors and automatically think
they're infallible, they're gods, and if anyone knows doctors
like I know a lot of doctors anda lot of them are great people.
They're all pretty good doctors, but I know a lot of doctors
that are not the sharpest bulbsin the batch and they're not
particularly good doctors.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, every profession is going to have
somebody who sucks correct, butbecause he's a doctor or she
they just automatically assumethey're smarter and more skilled
, but that's not a, that's not aguarantee.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
In the same way, with politicians in fact, donald
trump and those people haveproven that you don't have to
have a brain at all okay, but weknow they're stupid because we
watch news and we watch clipsand we hear things that they've
said.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, so we we know they are just dumb as a box or
ox, but assuming that they knowtoo, I mean.
I'm wondering, though, if they,if the people who vote for them
, aren't stupid, if they justare, just don't fucking care
because they're vile humanbeings.
But they're vile human beingsthat represent their belief
system, correct.
(07:32):
So they're kind of going hey, Idon't care how fucking dumb
they are, as long as they voteto do horrible things to people,
I don't like.
I'm good with them being dumb,it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Even if they're doing things that are also negatively
impacting me.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But they probably don't understand those things.
Well, they've got to befiguring it out by now.
The fuck around and find outhas been kicking in well for
some state.
Some of the states I know, uh,are getting hit hard by the
tariffs and now, with all the um, immigrants not coming into
work because they're afraid ofgetting scooped up well, the
consequences have definitely hit.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
There's farmers that are already out of business.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
That's true, and construction now is going to be.
It will be halting because I'llI hear those job sites where
the tools are left behind.
There's like it's just peopleare gone, tools are left behind,
it's just fucked up.
I mean, do you even think,though, once the fuck around and
find out aspect hits everybody?
Do you think that the uh, thatthe uh, the dumber people voting
in this country are going tochange their tune?
(08:29):
Do you think they're going tosit there and say you know what?
I think?
Maybe next time let's try andget an intelligent person in
there.
Or do you think, again, it'sgoing to be?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I don't care how fucking dumb they are, as long
as they're awful in my awful way, I go with that one, I think,
if it's got an r next to itsname and they can say you know,
I hate all brown people andthose homos and anybody who
doesn't look like me, you know.
Or if you have a vagina, I hateall those.
(08:58):
The fact that how many women arestill supportive of him and
yeah, we were talking before westarted this about the woman who
posted publicly that she wasokay if Donald Trump raped her,
that she would still support him.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, something tells me that might be a fantasy of
hers.
But you know, who knows, whichis kind of disgusting already.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, does Donald Trump actually get laid unless
he pays for it, or does it byforce, I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
can he get laid?
Yeah, I don't know if he'sgotten laid in a while now I
have to believe that he's not.
I mean, it just sounds likewith everything the diapers and
the shitting his pants and thehealth issues and this small
little wiener that I'm thinkingmaybe he's not.
Maybe that's why he's sofucking pissed off and why he's
such a fucking tool, is he's notgetting laid anymore?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Well, here's the thing.
I think, as a country, what weshould do is pitching a lot of
money and get somebody like uh,scarlett johansson or blake
lively, give them a few milliondollars to take one for the team
.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't think any of them are going to do donnie
until he has that massivegrabber or stroke no, I think we
might, might be able toconvince a poor, and so I don't
think we're gonna get scarlettjohansson or like to do anything
like that, and I don't thinkwe're going to get Scarlett
Johansson or Herb to do anythinglike that.
I don't think they need themoney that bad.
I don't know many people thatneed the money that bad.
So God, I couldn't believe thatStormy Daniels actually fucked
(10:19):
him, but still I'm amazed.
Anybody does His own fuckingwife won't do it.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well, yeah, she's a gold digger, though she's got
her claws in so well she's done.
Though, yeah she's, she doesn'thave to bark them anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, okay all right, so let's talk.
Okay, let's go back to stupid.
So we've got the cabinet.
So out of the entire cabinet, Iknow and I I can almost guess
who you're gonna pick.
Who do you think's the dumbestout of all of his fucking
cabinet?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
oh man, come on I I I'm gonna say bondy uh pam bond.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh, really, okay, I was gonna guess somebody else
who a a1 oh I was, I was gonnaguess education girl.
Yeah, yeah, but you know what I?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I guess maybe because I set the bar a little lower
for her just because she's fromthe wwe.
So I don't expect much comingfrom somebody whose husband it's
her husband, right, that'svincent mcmahon, yeah yeah, I
mean, I don't expect you.
Have you ever seen that guytalk?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
yeah, she married him I mean voluntarily.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
She married him so I don't put a lot of so.
So yes, she's in the definiteum, uh, you know, spectrum of
mentally challenged yeah but I Ijust think bondi is just like
ridiculously stupid, becauseshe's the one who keeps saying,
in one breath she'll say thatobama wrote the epstein files
(11:38):
and then she'll say, well,actually trump's in the epstein
files, but it's like shelegitimizes them in one breath,
and I don't think anybody withany minimal intellect wouldn't
realize that they'recontradicting themselves in the
same breath.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
See, I don't know if I'm going to go with the level
of stupid for her just because Ithink she is trying to spin
shit so fast, because that'swhat's expected of her.
I mean, I definitely thinkshe's soulless and has no
fucking moral compass and she isjust again another one of the
shittiest humans on this planet.
But I'm not gonna, I can'tagree with you on that one.
(12:17):
I, I, I think she's not asstupid as some of the other ones
, fucking disgusting, but I, Ithink she's just more or less
trying to keep up with all thebullshit and the lies, and that
would be hard for an intelligentperson, you know, to constantly
be like oh shit, how do I spinthis?
Because she will.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
She'll say whatever the fuck they want her to say
Right and she does have a job todo and she's getting pressure
from Trump to you know, coverhis ass.
Can I go outside the cabinetfor a minute because I have?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
an honorable mention.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Senator John Neely Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oh God, uh, senator john neely kennedy.
Um, do you remember him?
He's from louisiana.
Yeah, that's the guy who talkslike a good old boy, right, yeah
?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
and he, every word out of his mouth is like your,
your jaw drops and you justthink this man, I'm sure, does
not know how to wipe his own assoh my god even look at this
picture that is one dumbmotherfucker.
Well you know what.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
And again, though, I've heard stuff about that guy
is that that is all an act LikeI think he went to a good school
, not that that makes youbrilliant or anything, but from
what I recall hearing is that hedoesn't even didn't used to
speak that way, like he justkind of took that on to kind of
(13:30):
get in.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh, he's like that chef that would do the Creole
accent when he wasn't reallyfrom.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, everything they blamed Kamala of doing.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I think that's what that tool does Well he went to
Magdalene College, which I'venever heard of, and the
University of Virginia School ofLaw.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So I don't know if those are anybody.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
That's really blowing me away.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
But no, he's a fucking tool.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, and just really frighteningly stupid,
frighteningly stupid.
Oh shit I mean, I always know,when they put him on the screen,
something special's coming out.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh, yeah, always, yeah, yeah, but okay, so mine
would be.
And again, this is hard becauseHexeth is a fucking moron too,
but I'm going to put McMahon upat the top for dumb, and then
maybe Hexeth.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Well, you got to figure in how you and I have
done some and said stupid shitwhile we're drunk too, and I'm
pretty sure he wakes up at a .10.
I hope so.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I hope he's got a reason.
I hope he's got an excuse.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Well, he's also evil as well, he's an evil monster?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah Well, they all are.
That's something that is agiven.
I think we don't even need to.
That's implied.
It's like using you.
It's implied we can just let itgo.
They are all evil pieces ofshit, Otherwise they wouldn't be
in his cabinet.
Would we put up high in thestupidity thing?
Now, Patel, do you think he'sdumb?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I don't think he's dumb.
You don't think he's dumb?
I mean, I don't think he's like, he's crazy as fuck, yeah, and
I don't think he's a smart manby any stretch.
But I think he can wipe his ownass.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, yeah, that's our standard.
Now he can wipe his ass and,yeah, I think he's crazy.
Like some of the other peopleare evil and disgusting and
putrid, he's crazy.
I think he's fuckingcertifiable.
Right, he's just off thefucking track and a secondhand
man.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I don't know how to pronounce his name.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh, bongino, yeah, Bongino Dan Bongino.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Steroid dude.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, I swear to God, how the fuck did he pick the?
Again, I think he just watchedTV and picked people he's
watched on TV.
But you would think he wouldhave seen at least a couple
intelligent people, right, likeokay, now how about like Dr Oz?
Can I just say, oprah, fuck you.
I mean man.
I remember when you and yourfucking heyday women were just
(15:47):
screaming every time you were onthe screen.
Fuck you for bringing us thosetwo assholes.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Don't forget who else .
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Dr Phil and Dr Oz Fuck you for both of them, dr
Phil, isn't even a doctor.
Oh my God, it's just like howdid you find these pieces of
shit?
I mean, did you not when youwere talking with them, did you
not get any kind of vibe thatthey were soulless, fucking
twats?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I think they tested well with target audiences you
think that was?
It.
Yeah, that's all she caresabout.
The same way, when you know, II've heard the thing about maui
and her buying up all the burntproperties when maui went under,
she's, she's an opportunisteverything she does is self.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Well, you know what I've realized serving, I think,
all these people who arebillionaires or close to
billionaires.
I think they're so far removednow from humanity.
I think they've been surroundedby yes men for so long that I
don't think they understandwhat's going on.
And if they do, they don't carebecause it's not going to
affect them.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Here's a good test for that kind of thing.
If you're any kind of acelebrity and anyone who works
for you has to sign anon-disclosure agreement in
order to get hired, then youknow they're up to some shady
shit, or they wouldn't do it.
Like Stephen Colbert, hedoesn't have anybody working for
him that does that Any of thepeople that the MAGA hates?
(17:03):
They don't do that, but Oprahdoes.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, well, it's the egos.
I think it's the.
Yeah, they're either hidingsome shit or they're just such a
fucking ego that it's.
You know what do you do with it?
She's not stupid, so you know,she's not part of this one.
I I got, I won, you, I know youlove christy gnome I.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I want your favorite.
I want to change my.
I want to change my votebecause pam bondy is I.
I'm guessing pam bondy with alittle coaching could wipe her
own ass, but Kristi Noem no way.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, that woman is just I mean cosplay Barbie Nazi.
I mean, what the fuck is wrongwith her too?
Seriously, I would love to getsome psychiatrist and just let
them loose and say do a write-upon each one of these fuckheads
and tell me what you think.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I think it would terrify the doctors.
I mean, just did you see thepicture of them?
I think it was yesterday or theday before.
It was Christie and Trump and Iforget who else over at the In
Florida At the Auschwitz.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Center there.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And they're all smiling and giving thumbs up
yeah.
They don't even have the brainsto know that they're in a
different Well.
Trump's the guy who gave thumbsup at Arlington.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, the brains to know that they're in a different
well, trump's the guy who gavethumbs up at Arlington.
Yeah, so he's the guy wholooked into an eclipse.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, yeah, he's a moron.
Why couldn't he have gone blindthen?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
now.
Okay, so just to sidestep thecabinet for a second and look at
Trump now.
I've had this discussion withpeople and I've seen people have
conversations online that theydon't think Trump's a moron.
And I say, listen, he'sdefinitely a brilliant con man
and he probably has a reallygood feel for like um, pop
culture as far as like what'shappening and the pulse of of
(18:37):
people, but anything else he's afucking moron.
That guy is dumber than fuckingdirt.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
He I mean his vocabulary alone is they say he
speaks at a third grade level.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, I believe it, so he's got to be.
Would you put him as thedumbest out of all of them, or
do you think one of them isdumber?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I don't think just because you can con stupid
people that that gives you anykind of level of intelligence
that should be measured.
I think just the fact that helies so blatantly yeah.
So either it's just he has somuch confidence in the stupidity
of the people he's talking to,or he's been told yes so many
(19:20):
times that he doesn't even knowwhen he's not making sense, or
he's contradicting himself, orhe's saying totally ridiculous
things because nobody challengeshim, including the media.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
True, I can't actually say that he's the
dumbest right now, because Ithink there's a certain amount
of dementia happening too, so Ican't accredit it all to
stupidity.
I think there's a mixture ofstupidity and dementia, so I
guess I'm going to take him outof the running just because
while I do believe— You're notgiving him a pity pass.
No, no, no, but I I just can'tput him in there because, like
(19:52):
the people other people weretalking about on a stupidity
level, don't have dementiaaiding them so that they're
sound even dumber.
So I I'm gonna have to removehim from like my choice, even
though I normally would saymaybe he's number one.
But with dementia and all therambling shit that he does, I'm
gonna take him out, I out.
I'm going to go back to maybeGnome.
She's pretty fucking stupid.
Although, again, remember whenthe house signed that big
(20:14):
beautiful bill, that picture ofthem all cheering.
Oh, yes, Now that was anexercise in stupidity.
All those people smiling andcheering for all the shit that
they took away from the publicI'm like just amazing, just the
levels of stupidity and justdisgusting human beings we're
gonna have a little contest.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Okay, the characters from idiocracy versus who we
have now.
Which would you pick?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
oh my god, all right so trump or president camacho?
Played by terry crew absolutelyokay, anthony.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Uh, I forget his last name.
He was the Secretary of Defense, him or Hegseth.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh, that's a tough one, oh man.
He didn't have a super, superbig part no, yeah, fuck, I'm
going to say Ty, okay, ty,that's very generous to Hegseth,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
David Herman, who was the Secretary of State.
That's the kid who even lookedlike he was mentally challenged,
is that?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
the one who kept saying I brought you by our bees
or something.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, because he gets paid for it every time he says
it.
Oh him, he was always on task.
I would probably take almosteverybody from mediocrity?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
No doubt, yeah.
Well, you know what?
Because while they wereridiculous and dumb, they
weren't evil.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
None of those characters are horrible pieces
of shit.
We talked about it before I.
Honestly, if somebody gave methe job, saying, okay, you're
going to be in charge of theunited states, you have two
years to destroy the countryfrom within, who are you putting
in place to do that?
I could not have picked abetter cabinet than what trump
has chosen.
Every one of them is patently,um, unqualified.
They don't have any kind ofintegrity.
They don't have any kind ofknowledge of the job.
(21:54):
No previous experience.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Marco.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Rubio is about the only one who has any previous
experience, and he's the one whogot insulted by Trump.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
His wife's ugly.
No fucking balls and no balls.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
He's the Secretary of State.
Isn't that kind of like animportant position to have some
testicular fortitude?
You'd like to think so, butobviously it's unnecessary.
No, well, it's time to getwomen in there anyway.
They don't have testicles andwe don't need them anyway.
Fuck that.
So, anyway, going back, so Ithink Christine Noem is the best
, because I just saw her on TVtoday.
I don't even know what she wasblathering on about, but she had
(22:28):
all her hair extensions in.
She had her big long eyelashesand nails were done really long
and I'm thinking I don't knowwhat part you think you're
playing, but you're not dressingfor the actual part of a
serious leader.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I bet you that people on her in the party love her.
I bet you Republican dudesfucking love her.
I bet they jerk off to her.
I would have no doubt.
I think that's a little fantasyfor all these little fucking
snowflake fucking dudes.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well as long as they're doing it based purely on
physical appearance, BecauseKristi Noem?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
in her job on her resume.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
She's good for two things.
Three if she takes it in theass.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, yeah, I mean she's attractive for two things.
Three, if she takes it in theass.
Yeah, yeah, I mean she'sattractive.
She's like Barbie, likehorrible, you know fake shit,
she killed a dog.
Yeah, well, see, now that's thething I was going to get to, is
that?
So, out of all the shit wrongwith her, the thing that really
puts her over the top is justthere Up in the top five of
pieces of shit is the.
Yeah, she fucking killed afucking murdered a fucking dog a
(23:32):
puppy, because it wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, learn fast, yeah, that's uh, and again.
People who fucking like supportthis fuck and she giggles about
it when she talks about it.
Yeah, she is there's.
There's sociopathy involvedhere.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh, much, and psychopath I mean just all of
them.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
So I don't know if stupidity is actually.
I know that was the initialquestion, but I'm not sure
stupidity is the thing that'sputting us most at risk.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But yeah well, they're just so vile on every
level that it's hard to kind ofjust pinpoint one thing.
Now, you know who we haven'ttalked about, who I don't think
is stupid, but still justsomething's wrong Robert Kennedy
.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Something's fucking really wrong with that dude Didn
something's wrong robertkennedy something's fucking
really well.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Didn't he say worms reading his brain, or something?
Yeah, I don't think he evensaid it.
I think it was actually adiagnosis fact.
Yeah, yeah, I think he had someissues with that, but
something's wrong with that.
What's with it was his voicetoo.
Yeah, I don't know whathappened with that, but you know
.
But the fact that his wholefamily kind of came out and went
, yeah, don't vote for him it'slike what the fuck does that say
about you?
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
but I I think stupidity wise.
He I don't know what he,whether he's stupid or not, he
is so wrong he he's been hittingthe head or something really
bad right yeah, absolutely and Ialmost don't like picking on
him because he doesn't like heseems.
It seems like making fun of ahandicapped person, but you
could probably say I don't evenknow if he.
I don't even know if he's evilI I I think he is so fucked up
(24:53):
in the head?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
yeah, I don't.
Even he might be evil.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I don't know he is well, he's part of that group.
He probably has some evil inhim, but I don't think on an
evil scale he's anywhere nearsome of the other people in that
group so I think he's moredamaged.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Well, you know what?
Here's the thing, though.
It depends now uh, he hasn'tdone anything yet that we can
perceive as evil becausenothing's happened.
But if another pandemic hitshis dismantling of whatever the
fuck he's doing right now at theagencies we're gonna find out
if he's evil or not, because assoon as shit hits and we can't
fucking do anything to save ourpeople, then we're gonna know,
(25:31):
because if he's going throughall the shit like it's all gonna
be fine and something badhappens, like we're trumped
during covet yeah, yeah, but atleast he was only killing his
own people, so we didn't reallymind as much.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
But now what?
There will be no vaccines yeahso those of us who believe in
vaccines, uh, are still notgoing to be able to get at them,
whereas before the people whowere smart enough to get them
got them Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
so where are we at?
Is it Kristi Noem?
Is it our WWE girl?
I'm going to call her A1 fromnow on.
Is it A1?
Is it Noem?
Is it Hegseth?
Is it Green?
Oh, fuck it.
Green's got to be still.
I mean, these people arefucking dumb, but I still think
Marjorie Taylor Greene got to beone of the dumbest things on
this planet, you know.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I've never seen a person that was equally as ugly
outside as she is on the inside,because, like Kristi Noem at
least, is moderately attractivephysically.
But Marjorie Taylor Greenelooks like the Geico caveman.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
You know, it's so easy.
She's not an attractive woman.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
But that just makes it easier to make fun of her,
because she's such an evil cuntand we can make fun of her.
I don't normally like pickingon people's physical appearance,
because it's not usuallysomething they can control.
But, yeah, she would definitelybe in the team picture.
In fact, I don't think weshould pick just one.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I think we should have our class picture of five
dumbest motherfuckers ingovernment.
Okay, so we got north on thefive.
That's gonna be rough too.
Okay, well, she's in there.
How about, would you?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
put bobert in the top five.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh, she seems pretty okay, so those two are
definitely in there, so gnomegnome bobert mtg, and then you
know, a1 or A1, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
A1.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
A1, yeah, and then is it.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Hegseff, I don't really think he's stupid.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Like.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I don't think he's smart by any stretch, but I just
think he's just woefullyunqualified.
He's over his head.
Yeah, and there's nothing wrongwith that, because I don't
think I could do any of thosepositions either, but I don't
profess to be smart or somebodywho could do one of those
positions, and if somebody everoffered it to me, I go no, no,
no, you don't want me he.
so he's not smart enough to knowthat, or he just wants to get
(27:40):
rich like the rest of thecabinet is all right, so then do
we put jim jordan, in there, ohhe's really in my top favorites
and you know he's getting readyto testify about the whole ohio
state wrestling thing and I'mgoing to be watching that yeah
very rapidly because there's anevil motherfucker.
Yeah, he's watching.
He knows kids are being rapedby a doctor on that are under
(28:02):
his watch and he does nothingyeah, yeah, so yeah I would say,
unless, unless we can think ofsomebody before this is over,
that would I think that's a goodtop five.
Yeah, that's a really impressivetop yeah, I mean you probably
have a grand total of aboutseven or eight brain cells
functioning between them all.
Oh my god, yeah, okay they,they get reelected.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
What the fuck?
What kind of a group of humanbeings can listen to them speak,
can see what they do and andsay, yeah, yeah, that's what I
want to know, that I want themrepresenting me.
Well, that that's what I want,and I want them representing me.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Well, that's what the outstanding thing about Boebert
is.
She knew she wasn't going towin in her old district, so she
changed districts to an areawhere these people had been
watching and seeing howineffective she is for the
people, and they still voted forher.
And she had somebody runningagainst her who was actually
qualified.
(28:56):
So again, as stupid as thesefive are, they're not as stupid
as the fucking people theyrepresent.
That's true?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
yeah, I've always said that, no matter how dumb
trump is and I think he isreally fucking dumb nowhere near
as stupid as the people who heput in him in office- correct
and and again.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
We can't beat that and you know, just give an
honorable mention for stupidity.
The democratic party did you seethat they're just talking about
now, because apparently some ofthe states are trying to do uh
re, you know doing that.
What do they think?
Whether they change thedistrict, they're doing that in
a few states and some democratcame out and goes, you know,
then maybe we should do that too.
(29:33):
You think they're doingeverything to disenfranchise any
kind of democratic voters sothat they can win just by their
sheer manipulation of the votingdistricts and the democrats are
going oh, maybe we, maybe weshould do something like that
yeah yeah, and the thing is isin a way I think that was a
newsom who said that becausehe's like, oh, and if a fuck, if
(29:55):
tex, texas is going to do that,then we've got more numbers.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
We could fucking do it too and take more seats.
I think he was kind of goinglike we don't want to do this
because it's so fucking illegal,but we could do it.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Democrats have been doing it for years too.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
But the Democrats are a whole different thing.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, you and I are going to talk about.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Democrats separate podcast because, man, I never
knew how fucking useless, stupid, fucking inefficient, criminal,
criminal and just so stuck intheir stupid ass, fucking
political ways the whole fuckingparty was.
But I am so fucking sick ofthem so we're saving a whole
podcast for those jagoffs see,now you're pissing me off again,
and I'm not, I'm trying to bepositive and give you a
intelligent conversation, butnow you're just pissing me off.
I'm not.
I'm trying to be positive andgive you a intelligent
conversation, but now you'rejust pissing me off.
I'm sorry, it's fucking countryall right.
(30:38):
Well, you know what I'm goodwith that five, even if someone
is is close in there, I feelcomfortable with those.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna get bounced out
too far all right well, you knowwhat?
I have a big question oh shoot,do you have any tequila?
I need some.
Always good, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So goodbye, yeah, with that being said, I think
we're going to cut it.
Uh, thanks for listening and,uh, if you kind of create your
own list or if there's somebodyyou forgot, please reach out and
let us know, because we'd loveto do another edition of this
and we could we could do ournext top five.
So thanks so much for uhjoining us and we'll see you
next time.
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