Just between us… Botox Fails, Brazil Flashbacks & Clifford the Dream Baby

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You didn't hear it from us but this is our tenth podcast and we are addressing rumors we didn't start but love to hear.

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Key Takeaways:

• Botox isn’t just for wrinkles—it's a window into your emotional soul (or lack thereof)
• Brazilian dentists will humble you quickly and permanently
• Childhood embarrassment has no expiration date
• Dream emotions are real and sometimes make you mad at people who did nothing wrong
• The subconscious mind is petty, dramatic, and possibly a teenage intern

In today’s episode, we spiral (as usual) from a chaotic classroom flirt fest into Botox, Brazilian dentists, childhood trauma, and why our subconscious minds are out to get us.

It starts with one of us accidentally revealing her Botox was wearing off—thanks to an unfiltered judgmental stare. From there, we unpack the science (or TikTok theory?) that Botox can reduce your capacity for empathy… or help cure depression. Depends who you ask.

We also talk jaw Botox, nighttime clenching, and the unsettling vibe of getting Botox at the dentist. Speaking of dentists: shoutout to Brazilian dental culture, where a simple appointment can leave you with 3 unsolicited cosmetic suggestions and a mild case of body dysmorphia. (“I came to ask about braces and left wondering if I needed fillers and a new face.”)

We swap traumatic dental stories—including how one of us got roasted for her "memorable smile" and the other was told her “bad teeth” gave her “personality.” Cute!

Then it gets personal. Like, really personal. We dive into:

• Confrontation tips from a random TikTok lawyer (and why we’ll never use them)
• Sibling roast stories that still haunt us (including one about accidentally claiming to have been on The Ellen Show at age five)
• That weird blurred line between dreams and reality (yes, we’ve apologized for things we only dreamed happened)
• Subconscious chaos and deadbeat mom nightmares (one of us forgot she had a baby in a dream... his name was Clifford. The trauma.)

We finish with a deep dive on vivid dreams, dream control, and whether your subconscious is secretly just… your enemy. We cover dream-checking hacks, shifting realities, asking dream characters what time it is (spoiler: don’t), and the sad realization that Joy from Inside Out may be permanently on vacation.

Whether you’ve ever judged someone out loud (or just with your face), had a dream that ruined your day, or gotten roasted by a dentist in two languages—this episode is for you.