April 23, 2025 • 36 mins
Chrys and Riss dive into hilarious confessions and cringe-worthy stories ranging from awkward family revelations to petty workplace revenge. We share personal embarrassing moments alongside anonymous Reddit tales, creating a judgment-free space to laugh at the messy situations we all find ourselves in.
• A woman discovers her boyfriend produced adult films featuring her niece
• A girlfriend refuses to fund her boyfriend's "bro night" with his friends
• Employee locks a bathroom stall from the outside as revenge against their company
• Chrys reveals her elaborate bathroom emergency cover-up involving a hidden plunger
• Roommate horror stories including the infamous rotting cucumber incident
• Stories about questionably hygienic roommates and their boundary-crossing behaviors
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Chrys (00:01):
Hi, welcome to another episode of this.
Stays Between Us, I'm Chris.
Riss (00:05):
And I'm Riss.
We are going to talk about somestories, some confessions.
They may be from us, they maybe from anonymous people.
Chrys (00:16):
On Reddit.
Riss (00:20):
And if you like what you're hearing, please give us a
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Follow us on TikTok atTheRealTSBU, and we're also on
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Chrys (00:35):
And if you don't like what we're saying, still engage,
because that helps us too.
I was going to say keep it toyourself.
Riss (00:43):
But just kidding, we love the feedback.
Chrys (00:45):
Just end it with a smiley face, just end it with but you
guys have nice hair, it's goodenough for me as long as the
last part is somewhat nice, wewill be all for it.
Yeah, I love it.
Riss (01:07):
No, but we do love interacting, knowing what you
guys are thinking and Stick itout with us.
Chrys (01:14):
It's only going to get better from here.
Yes, we're working on it.
Riss (01:17):
Yes, With every show there's a little bit of
improvement.
Chrys (01:22):
You figure out the mic situation.
The light is a little bettertoday.
We figured out how to up thesaturation on the video.
There's been growth, yes,noticeable um do you want to
start off?
Or?
Riss (01:40):
yes, I have a story.
Share it with the class, okay,all right.
I've been with my boyfriend fortwo years.
I thought everything was fineuntil now.
Friday, we had this familything for my niece's grad.
She's been away, so everyonewas hyped to see her again.
(02:02):
She walks in and I'm in thekitchen with my boyfriend.
Everything's chill until Inotice her stop like dead in her
tracks and then my boyfriendlooks at her like he's just seen
a ghost.
I'm standing there.
What in the actual hell ishappening right now?
They hooked up.
Chrys (02:20):
That's quick her niece was.
I want to know the ages.
I don't want to know the agesI'm conflicted kindergarten
graduation, high schoolgraduation I hope it's at least
college, let's hope it's college, okay, okay, um, the entire
(02:45):
night was a mess.
Riss (02:48):
Every time she walked past him they both acted like the
other didn't exist.
Really, do they think I'm blind?
So, after everyone leaves, Icouldn't take it anymore.
I asked him straight up.
You know my niece.
He free stares at me for asecond and then says, yeah, but
it's not what you think.
Excuse me.
(03:09):
So naturally I am like okay,then what is it?
He said to me complicated, fastforward to the next day.
My niece calls me out ofnowhere, her voice is shaky and
asks if we can meet up.
At this point I already knowit's about him.
Yeah, I'm so scared.
So we meet and she's a mess,playing with her hair, acting
(03:34):
like she's about to confess.
I'm like no, I'm like okay,wait, waiting for her to get to
(03:54):
the point.
He's also he watches movies.
Chrys (03:59):
I'm so nervous.
I'm just like laughing in yourhead while watching this.
Riss (04:07):
Then she drops this In adult films Well yeah, now the
plot twist.
We were on the same page thewhole time.
The way you're like actress, Iknow I was like waiting for it.
(04:28):
You're like nope, I swear mybrain just short-circuited but
she wasn't done.
Your boyfriend was one of theproducers on a few of the
projects I worked on.
I couldn't even speak, I'mfeeling my chest is caving in.
And then she says he still owesme money.
Chrys (04:47):
Cringe.
That's actually somehow betterthan what I thought it was.
So they didn't sleep together.
They were.
He saw her parts.
Yeah, I guess Not great, butand I mean he owes her money.
So yeah, and then there's likeyeah, but, and I mean heels are
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money, so yeah and then there'slike, yeah, this is so, there's
an edit.
Riss (05:18):
And she keeps going oh my, okay for everyone already
invested.
So and then yeah, she keepsgoing.
That was unnecessary for me toread, sorry, sorry.
What is the update?
I'm really just buildingsuspensors.
I've spent the last few daystrying to process everything.
I couldn't look at him the sameway after she told me when she
said those words he still owesme money.
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My heart broke for her, so I'vedistanced myself from him.
I haven't ended things yet forall the nosy people dying to
know, but every time he calls ortexts I feel my skin crawl.
Was I blind or stupid?
I don't think I'm the saviorshe needs, but I want to help
her get what she's owed.
It's the least I can do afterunknowingly bringing this man
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into her life again.
Do after unknowingly,unknowingly bringing this man
into her life again.
But now there is a problem.
My niece seems like she is gone.
No calls, no texts, nothing.
Nobody in the family has seenher or talked to her.
I've been calling non-stop,even showing up at her place
nothing, oh gosh.
Last night my boyfriend offeredto help me find her.
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He says he has an idea of whereshe might be, but he warned me
to keep the family calm and notinvolved His basement.
Something about this whole thingis off His sudden eagerness to
help.
So now I am sitting in my caroutside his place waiting to
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hear where he thinks she is, andthen she gives another update.
All right, he finally told mewhere my niece is.
This is so weird.
Why does he know?
Okay, his basement.
Chrys (06:58):
There's only one possible answer don't call the cops,
don't tell anyone where you'reat like.
Riss (07:05):
Call the police he tells me to calm down and says he
found out through some of hiscontacts that she got a new job.
Yeah, a job.
Oh wow, a round of applausesthis woman is a little unhinged.
Chrys (07:19):
I'm trying to be on her side, but it's a little hard.
It's like she's trying to betoo entertaining.
It's like are you making allthis up?
Riss (07:32):
apparently it's some reality tv show like big
siblings, but for an adultaudience.
If she wins she could walk awaywith a ton of money and oh, by
the way, he's broke and can'tpay her back what he owes.
So he's basically hoping Miawins the show to settle things.
Could you believe this?
Chrys (07:50):
No, not at all.
Riss (07:54):
So is the thing?
Is she like I don't get it?
I think Is she upset with himbecause he's like producing
adult films.
Chrys (08:10):
It sounded like she's not upset about that.
It sounded like she was upsetabout the money part.
Riss (08:14):
Which is like it's like Girl, not your problem.
Chrys (08:21):
Also, just like the whole thing is just weird.
It's like I don't know.
It's like two years Boobie tookthe exit.
You know, yeah, so you knowwhat.
It's also just strange, like Iguess I don't know how any of
that works at all, but likethere's probably not a
department you can sue them inor something for not paying you
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for your labor.
Riss (08:45):
I know.
Chrys (08:46):
I don't know, is it?
Riss (08:47):
illegal to film.
Chrys (08:49):
I have no idea.
I think it might be.
I think it depends where you'reat.
Riss (08:55):
Yeah.
Chrys (08:55):
I don't know.
Riss (08:56):
Very interesting.
Chrys (08:59):
Weird.
What do you do Weird vibes?
You break up with them and thenyou just kind of I don't know,
that's just weird.
I don't know.
There's just like like nothoughts, no comments to be had.
Also, I feel like that was madeup.
She was too like guess whathappened?
(09:21):
Oh, I heard from him.
He knows why.
Wouldn't he text her sayingshe's doing a show.
You have to come in person.
Don't tell anyone.
Riss (09:30):
Sketchy that is weird.
I feel like she may haveexaggerated it, but it almost
feels real, just because if it'sfake, you could have taken it
in so many different directionsthat would have made it better
maybe she's not very creative.
Chrys (09:43):
True chatupiti, also big siblings.
What is she saying?
Riss (09:49):
like big brother maybe she's foreign oh, maybe like um
what's the brazilian big brother, big brother big brother.
Chrys (10:06):
We were talking about this earlier.
Isn't it so funny to like Idon't know the heavy accent on
certain things growing up, um, Imean, this is gonna sound so
stupid, but I would hear someonesay like vicky vaporuby and I
thought that was a portugueseword, that, like I didn't know
how to spell, but I knew what itwas, it was the medicine just
(10:29):
to grow up and find out that wasvicky vapor rub, vicks vapor
rub.
Were you a victim of that too?
Yes, my whole family.
Riss (10:37):
We were like vicky vapor ruby and then my brother just
grabs it and he's like vicksvapor rub I.
Chrys (10:50):
I mean that's definitely like, uh, how old was I when I
found this out?
Riss (10:55):
like too old in my 20s for sure I've been having these
moments way too often yeah,where it's like my brain is not
computing that certain thingsare the same thing, you know
yeah, it's like the brazilianportuguese file is separate.
Chrys (11:08):
You're just like switching the drive.
Yeah, and it's like theBrazilian Portuguese file is
separate.
You're just like switching thedrive.
Riss (11:12):
Yeah, and it's like whoa, those are like.
Just earlier today you saidtang, but then you said tangi.
Chrys (11:19):
Yeah.
Riss (11:21):
And I was like, whoa, those are the same and that one
is a stupid one.
Chrys (11:29):
But I mean, I get it, it's just heavy on the tongue.
You know, there was another onetoo.
Super boner was one which islike it's more straightforward.
But also I like I don't know,because you hear this word
growing up and then with a heavyaccent and you're like it's
just a word in portuguese, Idon't know how to spell, but
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then you find out it's somethingelse.
But Vicky Fado yeah, vicky FadoBorubi is probably the worst,
the worst offender.
Riss (11:55):
For sure.
That's hilarious.
You know what I think is areally funny Portuguese word.
It's not like a Portuguese word, it's like an American word,
whatever.
But the way they say notebook,and that, like fully, means
laptop yeah but they say theyuse like an american word to
(12:18):
talk about something thatamericans don't call it.
Chrys (12:22):
That you know like pin drivey yeah it's like us for a
flash drive.
Riss (12:28):
Oh, I actually.
Because of that, I will call ita pen drive all the time yeah
people don't understand what I'msaying.
I'm like a usb.
It's like come on, yeah, um,yeah so sad.
Chrys (12:45):
I found a story I like, saved a couple that had
interesting titles.
Riss (12:50):
I haven't read them, so maybe they suck, I don't know,
but I thought it was kind ofjust this is, and I have another
one to follow that one, okay,so am I the asshole for refusing
to pay for my boyfriend's bronight after he put me on the
spot?
No easy.
Chrys (13:10):
I know I read this and I'm like leave him immediate
answer.
Girl, you're right seriously, soit says so.
I, 24 female, have been datingmy boyfriend, 26 male, 26 male.
Wait, how old was she 24?
He's 26, but I'm but I'm like26-year-old man asking her like
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mommy, can I have some money?
That is, it's gross For about ayear.
He's super into his weekly bronights with his friends, which I
totally support.
I usually just chill at home,do my own thing, no problem.
This past Friday we were outgrabbing dinner when his friends
called him to come over forpoker and drinks he said, sure,
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and then you know what that'slike sorry, you know what that's
giving what like gay or justlike escalating this.
Riss (14:07):
So much the boys called the boys want to get together.
Chrys (14:15):
Okay, don't have gay sex on your own time seriously, it's
like okay, also like bros nightor like weekends are for the
(14:35):
boys.
It's like if you want a man,just say that we will support
you.
Just do what works best for youyou don't have to call it a bros
night yeah, like we know you'rehaving gay sex, just do it or
you're all out playing golf, butyou're really just like perking
up the booty in front of eachother.
It's like we know what this isfor.
(14:58):
Y'all in your little cart withyour little sticks you guys get
in these like cute littleoutfits with your sticks and
your little sticks, like pleaseBe so for real.
Riss (15:15):
And it takes hours, gay, it's cool but gay Trying to put
a ball in a hole.
Chrys (15:29):
You figured it out and the whole thing is about the
flag.
Like you guys are obvious,because you make it more obvious
just own up to who you are.
I know it's it's 2025 yeah,cool, now seriously, anyway.
(15:49):
Yeah, also weird, like they'reout grabbing dinner and his
friends call it's like we'regoing to hang out.
You're on a date with yourgirlfriend.
Riss (15:57):
Yeah, like you're already busy, you can't change plans.
You can make plans with theboys, you can't change plans.
Chrys (16:05):
Now the boys just sound so gay.
The boys want to get together,we want to play games, seriously
, um, he says sure, and then,right in front of him, turned to
(16:25):
me and went babe, you got thisright, meaning the bill I'd be
like this is over, you need an,you want an allowance.
Riss (16:34):
I know I that would be an immediate like oh it's like you
have boyfriends.
Chrys (16:40):
Go ask them why I don't want your boyfriends paying so
many boyfriends and not one ofthem is a sugar daddy, please?
I was caught off guard butfigured whatever, I'll cover
dinner.
But then he added and can yousend me some money for drinks?
I'm kind of low on cash.
Riss (17:03):
Again like ugh, yeah.
Chrys (17:05):
At this point his friends were laughing and hyping him up
like, yeah, take care of yourman.
I feel super awkward and justsaid nope, I think you also okay
, I praise her for that oh, andplease end this.
And I'm just gonna say what ishappening with the world,
because like the standard forthe women is just like going up,
it seems like, and for the menit's like plummeted.
(17:27):
Before it was at least like youhave to provide, yeah.
Now it's like the woman takescare of the household.
She has to cover expenses 50,50, 100 of the house and then
maybe still have kids.
Men are the gold diggers no,for real.
Riss (17:43):
It's like they're balding while they're doing it too.
Chrys (17:46):
So they're asking her to make him a sandwich and venmo
him cash.
Oh the audacity.
No audacity seriously, it'slike get out of here.
Oh um, he got caught.
Well, I can't talk.
He got quiet, paid for his halfand left.
Later he texted saying Iembarrassed him in front of his
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friends and that I made him looklike he doesn't wear the pants
in the relationship.
It's like you made yourself lookbroke the skirt, honey, and you
ain't got pockets, games, youain't got no money the worst
kind of skirt, I know.
I told him I'm happy to treathim sometimes, but I don't like
being put on the spot,specifically when it's for him
(18:29):
to go out without me.
Riss (18:31):
Now he's sulking does he not feel embarrassed with his
girlfriend, like with?
Chrys (18:37):
no also, she said.
Now he's sulking.
I think he's soaking in utahwith other dudes, the end.
And she says his friendsapparently are joking about how
he lost his sponsor.
What the hell is going on withthese men?
Riss (18:58):
How are they not making fun of him?
Chrys (19:01):
Seriously.
Riss (19:02):
Like, just like, dude.
What, what are you doing?
Chrys (19:08):
You're broke, you're ditching your girlfriend who was
going to pay for dinner andyou're asking her for money to
go hang out with your littleboys and your little play date
that's embarrassing.
How do you ever like let themtouch you again?
Riss (19:21):
like a serious question it's like get away from me like
if I wanted a woman, I would gofor one and she would pay half.
Chrys (19:31):
Like what do you mean?
Oh, my gosh she would be anindependent lady and she would
not ask me for cash anyway.
Pathetic.
There is an update, though notmuch.
It just says we officially justbroke up.
Good for you good for you.
Riss (19:48):
We support.
You are not the asshole.
Chrys (19:50):
Send him an itemized bill from this relationship,
emotional damage and all thebills he's made you pay.
Yeah, oh my gosh, don't be shy.
Tell us his name.
Let's trash him online.
Riss (20:06):
I know I want to see what this.
Chrys (20:09):
I know we're all going to go.
Venmo request a dollar from him.
Riss (20:13):
Yeah for making us Like the emotional turmoil of even
reading that Like, oh my goshSecondhand embarrassment For
real.
You know, it makes all theother men look really good,
though, you know.
Chrys (20:26):
The bar is in hell.
The bar is so low I know.
Riss (20:28):
Like, pay for a meal and you look good, you know how's
that?
Chrys (20:35):
don't ask me for cash and you look good.
The bar is so low we'retripping on it this is sad.
Riss (20:42):
Uh, yeah, okay.
Well, I have another one too.
Okay, this is a confession.
Two weeks ago, I got incrediblyangry at my company for reasons
that are not so relevant forthis post, which makes me think
this person is in the wrong.
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Okay, I went to like I'm gonnaget sued so they're not relevant
right now uh, in a fit of pettyrevenge, I locked one of the
bathroom stalls in the toilet.
These stalls are indicatorlatches for locking, slash
unlocking and have a white slashred indicator on the outside to
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show if it's occupied or not.
Normally, these can only belocked slash unlocked from the
inside, but if the little beamis balanced vertically before
closing the door, it is possibleto tip it over by sliding the
indicator a bit, locking it fromthe outside.
This is exactly what I did.
So essentially, like he canmake it, he can lock it from the
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outside the bathroom stall okay, I'm like missing the point he
can lock the bathroom stall fromthe outside.
He or she, I actually don't knowhe got so wrong.
Chrys (21:58):
Now no one can poop.
It's one of the stalls, okay,okay.
So people can still poop, butit's maybe a little inconvenient
because it might be full likewhat, what are we doing with
this?
Riss (22:11):
yeah, okay, let's it keeps going.
Oh okay, that's not the end.
That's so funny.
That's it.
That's the confession.
Get a better story, ma'am I waslooking for, like embezzlement
or something some tea I poopedin the toilet and I didn't flush
, that's how I got the companyback.
(22:32):
Anyway, okay, so it keeps going.
Chrys (22:36):
Okay.
Riss (22:37):
Anyway, I thought that someone is going to notice this
by now, as many people use thetoilet, but so far it's been
locked a full week and nothingchanged.
There are three other stalls,so people can still do their
business, so no one is reallyinconvenienced or harmed by this
.
My only regret is that I lockedthe first one in the row and
not the one next to it, becausethis way I could poop in peace,
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knowing that no one will sit inthe stall next to mine.
I could unlock it from theoutside the same way I locked it
, but at the moment I am sort ofmore curious to see when the
company will finally dosomething about it, which I
personally think is hilarious.
This person just made it sothat they would have a stall
(23:20):
just for them.
Chrys (23:25):
Wait what Get it?
Okay, there's multiple stalls.
He just locked one of them.
He can't get in.
No, he can't.
He's crawling under it.
No, he can.
Multiple stalls.
He just locked one of them.
He can't get in.
No, he can't.
Riss (23:33):
He's crawling under it.
No, he can lock and unlock itfrom the outside, Like he found
a way where he can get the latchto like unlock from the outside
.
Chrys (23:41):
Oh, that's kind of nice Private bathroom.
Yeah, he's not getting cleanedeither.
He nested the system.
Is he going to clean it himself?
Okay, it's like what?
What drove us to this?
Riss (23:57):
he's got an update.
Oh okay, the stall has beenunlocked today after full 10
days, four days on the weekendwe need something else to do,
man the floor was quite clean,so I'm assuming it was the
cleaning personal personnel thatunlocked it.
I did not expect this post toblow up so much, okay, and then
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he just yeah, I do have a storyabout that, but I don't want to
tell it oh, now we have to hearit um.
Chrys (24:30):
This is so nasty confession okay, we have two
people who listen to this.
So it's fine, and I apologizeto past roommates on this.
This is so gross.
I I'm regretting thisimmediately.
Okay, so it's relevant.
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So it's fine.
I'm I don't think I've told youthis.
Okay, anyway, whatever.
So, um, over christmas break Ilived with roommates or whatever
.
There's like a christmas break,I think I don't know it was
some sort of break.
A lot of people were out oftown.
There were only they wereusually like six of us in the
apartment, in two bathrooms, um,and we just like three of us
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went in one, three of us went inthe other one, usually, and but
most of us were out of town.
I think there were only two ofus in the apartment, I can't
remember exactly.
Anyway, so, um, there was ataco bell visit that led to
consequences.
Riss (25:32):
Well, we know where this is headed and it's headed there
quickly.
Chrys (25:37):
So you know, uh, business was taken care of and the
business came back with thevengeance.
We didn't have a plunger.
So I panicked because there wasonly two of us in the apartment
and the two of us were assignedto that bathroom.
So it's like she was gonna knowit was me.
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So I locked it from the insideand shut the door and was like,
oh my gosh, I don't know like Iaccidentally locked the door.
There's no way for us to get inthere.
So I'm gonna put in a workorder and then secretly put in
the work order that they alsoneed to fix the toilet the
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problem came up, you know whenwe were talking about
masterminds this gets worse.
Riss (26:26):
Okay, maybe you weren't one, but I'm proud that you
tried to be.
I know I had a plan.
Chrys (26:33):
I was like, because she's gonna know it's me so late I
can't fix it, and like whatever,I don't know, it was also late.
I don't know.
I think it was either the samenight or the next day.
This is so bad.
We were like, okay, we'll usethe next toilet, and then we
went somewhere else.
My stomach was just upset thatweek, I think, and the same
events followed in the secondbathroom, so I locked that door
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like things were not thoughtthrough okay anyway, and then
this roommate decided to havelike a party at the apartment.
It was like a game night orsomething happening was your
apartment not smelling like pooat this?
At this point it wasn't, andthe doors were locked.
(27:28):
I don't know they were like oh,I think someone's in there I
don't know whatever it.
Just it was the same night.
I called one of my friends, oneof my guy friends.
I was like do you have aplunger?
I don't want to tell you whathappened.
He's like what happened anywayhe didn't have one I need a
plunger.
What do you think?
Riss (27:46):
I'm gonna stick it on my head and like run around for
real.
Chrys (27:53):
Anyway, he didn't have one, and so him and I went to
another friend's apartment andshe had one, so we so now you
went from like there was like athree person mission three
people you didn't want to know.
And now it's like and like wehad to move the plunger from
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that apartment to my apartmentand it was like on the other
side of the complex.
So we put it in the garbage bagand we were literally like
going and hiding in between thecars so no one would see us.
It was the dumbest shiz ever,literally.
And yeah, so I go back to theapartment, had to like hide this
thing that was obviously theshape of a plunger inside a
garbage bag.
Passing through the game night.
Um, my friend, the door hadlike the, just like the hole or
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whatever, and she knew how tounlock it with the bobby pin.
Props to her.
Maybe you just click a button,I don't know.
I thought you couldn't becauseit was just like whatever.
She unlocked both bathrooms, wefixed it and now everybody
knows about it.
I, I thought I mean.
Riss (28:54):
I don't know.
Chrys (28:54):
You're trying to be sneaky.
Yeah, I mean I don't know ifshe knew.
I mean I'm like, oh yeah,accidentally locked that door.
I accidentally locked that doortoo.
There was no plan.
Riss (29:07):
And both bathrooms smell like shit and I have a plunger,
oh no.
Chrys (29:12):
I don't know what happened.
My friend and I'm like prettysure she's like what are you
guys doing?
And I'm like, oh, my friend'sgoing to help me unlock the door
and I'm like holding a plungerinstead of a garbage bag.
Like don't worry about this,and it smelled like poo.
Riss (29:25):
Focus on her story.
Like it's.
I don't it might, I don't thinkit did, honestly, Because the
because the like vents were onin the bathroom and the doors
were locked.
Chrys (29:42):
Oh, your diarrhea doesn't .
Okay, I would.
I might have been delusional inmore than one way.
It was nasty, I don't know.
That's why I was like oh, I wasdead.
I was gonna tell this story aslike my friend, but like I don't
even know how this is a safespace.
Riss (29:59):
The internet everyone who's?
Listening, is so kind andaccepting and they love in there
who loves a poop story?
Chrys (30:09):
everybody's hit a plunger , for sure yeah, make sure you
always have one handy.
Anyway, that was sad and itsucks when it's just you know,
and that's the same thing.
When you're like married andyou're like I can't do anything
in this house because he knowsit's me, you know, it's like who
left a mess in the kitchen?
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And it's like dang it, likeit's my kid.
I've definitely blamed a lot ofthings on my children, but
anyway, but yeah, that was souncomfortable.
When you have multipleroommates it's easier because
you're like, oh yeah, this othergirl yeah, just start a rumor.
It was her.
She told me she locked itbecause she didn't know what to
do.
Riss (30:49):
Oh my gosh, that actually reminds me like one of the first
time I ever had roommates incollege.
In the dorms I there we had oneroommate that was very messy.
She was just like much messierthan the other, like the rest of
us.
And then there was one timethat, um, there was like a
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cucumber, I think, or somethingthat like went rotten in the
fridge.
I think that, like nobody hadthrown out.
And one of my roommates turnsto me and she's like, oh my gosh
, did you see what?
I don't want to say her name,but, like that messy roommate,
you did you like she left thiscucumber in the fridge it wasn't
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me.
I just want to throw that outthere she didn't throw it away
yeah and I was like oh my gosh,it was you, it was me it was my
cucumber, but I was like youknow what that bitch you didn't
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throw her in, your friend threwher in.
Chrys (31:56):
You just kind of kept rolling with it you know what's
a cucumber?
Riss (31:59):
to like the rest of the mess, like she's already made.
It's not like it's gonna helpher, really if I claim it she
set a pattern.
We just framed her but thenafterwards I cannot tell you how
many times that cucumber cameup and like that roommate
explained like yeah, we havethis really messy roommate.
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She left this cucumber.
Chrys (32:23):
For years you kept this lie up.
Riss (32:26):
I know I'm like come on.
Chrys (32:31):
Of all the stories we have, we're choosing the
cucumber one.
Riss (32:34):
And you start kind of defending her, but not too much,
yeah.
You're like well, I mean sheprobably just like forgot about
it, yeah it happens.
Chrys (32:40):
I don't know, she's just a cute gumber.
That's hilarious.
I mean, we've all been there.
I think it's fine.
Yeah, I know I, this isactually kind of tea.
Do you have any other goodroommate stories?
I have a few, some weird ones Ithere's this one that I had.
She wasn't like sharing a roomwith me, she was sharing a room
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with one of the other girls butshe stank.
Dude, do you remember this?
Did you ever meet her?
I also don't want to say hername.
I have no idea what happened orI've not heard anything from
her.
She was a really cute girl.
She like always did her makeupand like she looked clean.
She smelled nasty.
It was like so bad, like andshe was just gross.
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She would like take off herlike fake eyelashes and like
stick them in different placesin the apartment and then come
back later and grab it and putit on.
I know it was gross and shesmelled bad.
And then come back later andgrab it and put it.
I know it was gross and shesmelled bad.
It was like bo with like likestinky feet with like haven't
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washed her cooch in a long time,like just so gross and like
mildewy, and yeah, it was sogross and her and her boyfriend
were always doing stuff on thecouch and I'm like I am in the
kitchen.
It's an open floor plan.
Riss (34:06):
please go somewhere else, you always like pull out a towel
when you're gonna sit on thecouch girl.
Chrys (34:13):
I'm gonna sit on top.
I know hazmat suit fully, justlike.
I guess I'm in the middle ofcooking, but now I'm done
because y'all decided to just doit.
I guess I'm eating out yetagain and so is he.
Oh, that's so funny anyway,yeah, there's some gross, yeah
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nasty, ones oh we've all beenthere.
Riss (34:37):
We've had those roommates that we just don't get along
with.
Um, we should gather someroommate stories to share on our
next episode.
Chrys (34:49):
I do have a framing one.
Um, that's maybe tea, I don'tknow, Maybe not that much tea,
but I had a roommate that wasreally like um, I don't know
like really intense, I guessthat's the way to put it.
But and we always had like adishes problem in the apartment,
like people not doing theirdishes and that being kind of
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annoying.
And there was this one timethat I had gone out and I had
just made dinner and I hadn'tcleaned up yet.
It was like in the sink and shegrabbed the dishes and she put
it on one of my other roommatesbed and she's like you need to
wash your dishes.
Riss (35:24):
And they were mine did you own up to it?
Chrys (35:27):
not to her, to my friend I did.
I was like I'm so sorry, Idon't know why you should put
them on your bed it justhappened.
I was about to go in and cleanit and, but I don't know what
she was gonna do to me likethat's the scariest part of
having roommates.
Riss (35:41):
You're like she knows where I sleep she has access to
kill me, access to all my thingsI know um.
Anyway, hope they're doing wellI wish them all the best yeah,
um yeah, well okay, I think wecan call it.
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This is another story anotherepisode of this stays between us
.
We'll see you next time, yeah.
Hi, welcome to another episode of this.
Stays Between Us, I'm Chris.
Riss (00:05):
And I'm Riss.
We are going to talk about somestories, some confessions.
They may be from us, they maybe from anonymous people.
Chrys (00:16):
On Reddit.
Riss (00:20):
And if you like what you're hearing, please give us a
follow on any of the podcastplatforms.
Follow us on TikTok atTheRealTSBU, and we're also on
YouTube.
Chrys (00:35):
And if you don't like what we're saying, still engage,
because that helps us too.
I was going to say keep it toyourself.
Riss (00:43):
But just kidding, we love the feedback.
Chrys (00:45):
Just end it with a smiley face, just end it with but you
guys have nice hair, it's goodenough for me as long as the
last part is somewhat nice, wewill be all for it.
Yeah, I love it.
Riss (01:07):
No, but we do love interacting, knowing what you
guys are thinking and Stick itout with us.
Chrys (01:14):
It's only going to get better from here.
Yes, we're working on it.
Riss (01:17):
Yes, With every show there's a little bit of
improvement.
Chrys (01:22):
You figure out the mic situation.
The light is a little bettertoday.
We figured out how to up thesaturation on the video.
There's been growth, yes,noticeable um do you want to
start off?
Or?
Riss (01:40):
yes, I have a story.
Share it with the class, okay,all right.
I've been with my boyfriend fortwo years.
I thought everything was fineuntil now.
Friday, we had this familything for my niece's grad.
She's been away, so everyonewas hyped to see her again.
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She walks in and I'm in thekitchen with my boyfriend.
Everything's chill until Inotice her stop like dead in her
tracks and then my boyfriendlooks at her like he's just seen
a ghost.
I'm standing there.
What in the actual hell ishappening right now?
They hooked up.
Chrys (02:20):
That's quick her niece was.
I want to know the ages.
I don't want to know the agesI'm conflicted kindergarten
graduation, high schoolgraduation I hope it's at least
college, let's hope it's college, okay, okay, um, the entire
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night was a mess.
Riss (02:48):
Every time she walked past him they both acted like the
other didn't exist.
Really, do they think I'm blind?
So, after everyone leaves, Icouldn't take it anymore.
I asked him straight up.
You know my niece.
He free stares at me for asecond and then says, yeah, but
it's not what you think.
Excuse me.
(03:09):
So naturally I am like okay,then what is it?
He said to me complicated, fastforward to the next day.
My niece calls me out ofnowhere, her voice is shaky and
asks if we can meet up.
At this point I already knowit's about him.
Yeah, I'm so scared.
So we meet and she's a mess,playing with her hair, acting
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like she's about to confess.
I'm like no, I'm like okay,wait, waiting for her to get to
(03:54):
the point.
He's also he watches movies.
Chrys (03:59):
I'm so nervous.
I'm just like laughing in yourhead while watching this.
Riss (04:07):
Then she drops this In adult films Well yeah, now the
plot twist.
We were on the same page thewhole time.
The way you're like actress, Iknow I was like waiting for it.
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You're like nope, I swear mybrain just short-circuited but
she wasn't done.
Your boyfriend was one of theproducers on a few of the
projects I worked on.
I couldn't even speak, I'mfeeling my chest is caving in.
And then she says he still owesme money.
Chrys (04:47):
Cringe.
That's actually somehow betterthan what I thought it was.
So they didn't sleep together.
They were.
He saw her parts.
Yeah, I guess Not great, butand I mean he owes her money.
So yeah, and then there's likeyeah, but, and I mean heels are
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money, so yeah and then there'slike, yeah, this is so, there's
an edit.
Riss (05:18):
And she keeps going oh my, okay for everyone already
invested.
So and then yeah, she keepsgoing.
That was unnecessary for me toread, sorry, sorry.
What is the update?
I'm really just buildingsuspensors.
I've spent the last few daystrying to process everything.
I couldn't look at him the sameway after she told me when she
said those words he still owesme money.
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My heart broke for her, so I'vedistanced myself from him.
I haven't ended things yet forall the nosy people dying to
know, but every time he calls ortexts I feel my skin crawl.
Was I blind or stupid?
I don't think I'm the saviorshe needs, but I want to help
her get what she's owed.
It's the least I can do afterunknowingly bringing this man
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into her life again.
Do after unknowingly,unknowingly bringing this man
into her life again.
But now there is a problem.
My niece seems like she is gone.
No calls, no texts, nothing.
Nobody in the family has seenher or talked to her.
I've been calling non-stop,even showing up at her place
nothing, oh gosh.
Last night my boyfriend offeredto help me find her.
(06:23):
He says he has an idea of whereshe might be, but he warned me
to keep the family calm and notinvolved His basement.
Something about this whole thingis off His sudden eagerness to
help.
So now I am sitting in my caroutside his place waiting to
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hear where he thinks she is, andthen she gives another update.
All right, he finally told mewhere my niece is.
This is so weird.
Why does he know?
Okay, his basement.
Chrys (06:58):
There's only one possible answer don't call the cops,
don't tell anyone where you'reat like.
Riss (07:05):
Call the police he tells me to calm down and says he
found out through some of hiscontacts that she got a new job.
Yeah, a job.
Oh wow, a round of applausesthis woman is a little unhinged.
Chrys (07:19):
I'm trying to be on her side, but it's a little hard.
It's like she's trying to betoo entertaining.
It's like are you making allthis up?
Riss (07:32):
apparently it's some reality tv show like big
siblings, but for an adultaudience.
If she wins she could walk awaywith a ton of money and oh, by
the way, he's broke and can'tpay her back what he owes.
So he's basically hoping Miawins the show to settle things.
Could you believe this?
Chrys (07:50):
No, not at all.
Riss (07:54):
So is the thing?
Is she like I don't get it?
I think Is she upset with himbecause he's like producing
adult films.
Chrys (08:10):
It sounded like she's not upset about that.
It sounded like she was upsetabout the money part.
Riss (08:14):
Which is like it's like Girl, not your problem.
Chrys (08:21):
Also, just like the whole thing is just weird.
It's like I don't know.
It's like two years Boobie tookthe exit.
You know, yeah, so you knowwhat.
It's also just strange, like Iguess I don't know how any of
that works at all, but likethere's probably not a
department you can sue them inor something for not paying you
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for your labor.
Riss (08:45):
I know.
Chrys (08:46):
I don't know, is it?
Riss (08:47):
illegal to film.
Chrys (08:49):
I have no idea.
I think it might be.
I think it depends where you'reat.
Riss (08:55):
Yeah.
Chrys (08:55):
I don't know.
Riss (08:56):
Very interesting.
Chrys (08:59):
Weird.
What do you do Weird vibes?
You break up with them and thenyou just kind of I don't know,
that's just weird.
I don't know.
There's just like like nothoughts, no comments to be had.
Also, I feel like that was madeup.
She was too like guess whathappened?
(09:21):
Oh, I heard from him.
He knows why.
Wouldn't he text her sayingshe's doing a show.
You have to come in person.
Don't tell anyone.
Riss (09:30):
Sketchy that is weird.
I feel like she may haveexaggerated it, but it almost
feels real, just because if it'sfake, you could have taken it
in so many different directionsthat would have made it better
maybe she's not very creative.
Chrys (09:43):
True chatupiti, also big siblings.
What is she saying?
Riss (09:49):
like big brother maybe she's foreign oh, maybe like um
what's the brazilian big brother, big brother big brother.
Chrys (10:06):
We were talking about this earlier.
Isn't it so funny to like Idon't know the heavy accent on
certain things growing up, um, Imean, this is gonna sound so
stupid, but I would hear someonesay like vicky vaporuby and I
thought that was a portugueseword, that, like I didn't know
how to spell, but I knew what itwas, it was the medicine just
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to grow up and find out that wasvicky vapor rub, vicks vapor
rub.
Were you a victim of that too?
Yes, my whole family.
Riss (10:37):
We were like vicky vapor ruby and then my brother just
grabs it and he's like vicksvapor rub I.
Chrys (10:50):
I mean that's definitely like, uh, how old was I when I
found this out?
Riss (10:55):
like too old in my 20s for sure I've been having these
moments way too often yeah,where it's like my brain is not
computing that certain thingsare the same thing, you know
yeah, it's like the brazilianportuguese file is separate.
Chrys (11:08):
You're just like switching the drive.
Yeah, and it's like theBrazilian Portuguese file is
separate.
You're just like switching thedrive.
Riss (11:12):
Yeah, and it's like whoa, those are like.
Just earlier today you saidtang, but then you said tangi.
Chrys (11:19):
Yeah.
Riss (11:21):
And I was like, whoa, those are the same and that one
is a stupid one.
Chrys (11:29):
But I mean, I get it, it's just heavy on the tongue.
You know, there was another onetoo.
Super boner was one which islike it's more straightforward.
But also I like I don't know,because you hear this word
growing up and then with a heavyaccent and you're like it's
just a word in portuguese, Idon't know how to spell, but
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then you find out it's somethingelse.
But Vicky Fado yeah, vicky FadoBorubi is probably the worst,
the worst offender.
Riss (11:55):
For sure.
That's hilarious.
You know what I think is areally funny Portuguese word.
It's not like a Portuguese word, it's like an American word,
whatever.
But the way they say notebook,and that, like fully, means
laptop yeah but they say theyuse like an american word to
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talk about something thatamericans don't call it.
Chrys (12:22):
That you know like pin drivey yeah it's like us for a
flash drive.
Riss (12:28):
Oh, I actually.
Because of that, I will call ita pen drive all the time yeah
people don't understand what I'msaying.
I'm like a usb.
It's like come on, yeah, um,yeah so sad.
Chrys (12:45):
I found a story I like, saved a couple that had
interesting titles.
Riss (12:50):
I haven't read them, so maybe they suck, I don't know,
but I thought it was kind ofjust this is, and I have another
one to follow that one, okay,so am I the asshole for refusing
to pay for my boyfriend's bronight after he put me on the
spot?
No easy.
Chrys (13:10):
I know I read this and I'm like leave him immediate
answer.
Girl, you're right seriously, soit says so.
I, 24 female, have been datingmy boyfriend, 26 male, 26 male.
Wait, how old was she 24?
He's 26, but I'm but I'm like26-year-old man asking her like
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mommy, can I have some money?
That is, it's gross For about ayear.
He's super into his weekly bronights with his friends, which I
totally support.
I usually just chill at home,do my own thing, no problem.
This past Friday we were outgrabbing dinner when his friends
called him to come over forpoker and drinks he said, sure,
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and then you know what that'slike sorry, you know what that's
giving what like gay or justlike escalating this.
Riss (14:07):
So much the boys called the boys want to get together.
Chrys (14:15):
Okay, don't have gay sex on your own time seriously, it's
like okay, also like bros nightor like weekends are for the
(14:35):
boys.
It's like if you want a man,just say that we will support
you.
Just do what works best for youyou don't have to call it a bros
night yeah, like we know you'rehaving gay sex, just do it or
you're all out playing golf, butyou're really just like perking
up the booty in front of eachother.
It's like we know what this isfor.
(14:58):
Y'all in your little cart withyour little sticks you guys get
in these like cute littleoutfits with your sticks and
your little sticks, like pleaseBe so for real.
Riss (15:15):
And it takes hours, gay, it's cool but gay Trying to put
a ball in a hole.
Chrys (15:29):
You figured it out and the whole thing is about the
flag.
Like you guys are obvious,because you make it more obvious
just own up to who you are.
I know it's it's 2025 yeah,cool, now seriously, anyway.
(15:49):
Yeah, also weird, like they'reout grabbing dinner and his
friends call it's like we'regoing to hang out.
You're on a date with yourgirlfriend.
Riss (15:57):
Yeah, like you're already busy, you can't change plans.
You can make plans with theboys, you can't change plans.
Chrys (16:05):
Now the boys just sound so gay.
The boys want to get together,we want to play games, seriously
, um, he says sure, and then,right in front of him, turned to
(16:25):
me and went babe, you got thisright, meaning the bill I'd be
like this is over, you need an,you want an allowance.
Riss (16:34):
I know I that would be an immediate like oh it's like you
have boyfriends.
Chrys (16:40):
Go ask them why I don't want your boyfriends paying so
many boyfriends and not one ofthem is a sugar daddy, please?
I was caught off guard butfigured whatever, I'll cover
dinner.
But then he added and can yousend me some money for drinks?
I'm kind of low on cash.
Riss (17:03):
Again like ugh, yeah.
Chrys (17:05):
At this point his friends were laughing and hyping him up
like, yeah, take care of yourman.
I feel super awkward and justsaid nope, I think you also okay
, I praise her for that oh, andplease end this.
And I'm just gonna say what ishappening with the world,
because like the standard forthe women is just like going up,
it seems like, and for the menit's like plummeted.
(17:27):
Before it was at least like youhave to provide, yeah.
Now it's like the woman takescare of the household.
She has to cover expenses 50,50, 100 of the house and then
maybe still have kids.
Men are the gold diggers no,for real.
Riss (17:43):
It's like they're balding while they're doing it too.
Chrys (17:46):
So they're asking her to make him a sandwich and venmo
him cash.
Oh the audacity.
No audacity seriously, it'slike get out of here.
Oh um, he got caught.
Well, I can't talk.
He got quiet, paid for his halfand left.
Later he texted saying Iembarrassed him in front of his
(18:08):
friends and that I made him looklike he doesn't wear the pants
in the relationship.
It's like you made yourself lookbroke the skirt, honey, and you
ain't got pockets, games, youain't got no money the worst
kind of skirt, I know.
I told him I'm happy to treathim sometimes, but I don't like
being put on the spot,specifically when it's for him
(18:29):
to go out without me.
Riss (18:31):
Now he's sulking does he not feel embarrassed with his
girlfriend, like with?
Chrys (18:37):
no also, she said.
Now he's sulking.
I think he's soaking in utahwith other dudes, the end.
And she says his friendsapparently are joking about how
he lost his sponsor.
What the hell is going on withthese men?
Riss (18:58):
How are they not making fun of him?
Chrys (19:01):
Seriously.
Riss (19:02):
Like, just like, dude.
What, what are you doing?
Chrys (19:08):
You're broke, you're ditching your girlfriend who was
going to pay for dinner andyou're asking her for money to
go hang out with your littleboys and your little play date
that's embarrassing.
How do you ever like let themtouch you again?
Riss (19:21):
like a serious question it's like get away from me like
if I wanted a woman, I would gofor one and she would pay half.
Chrys (19:31):
Like what do you mean?
Oh, my gosh she would be anindependent lady and she would
not ask me for cash anyway.
Pathetic.
There is an update, though notmuch.
It just says we officially justbroke up.
Good for you good for you.
Riss (19:48):
We support.
You are not the asshole.
Chrys (19:50):
Send him an itemized bill from this relationship,
emotional damage and all thebills he's made you pay.
Yeah, oh my gosh, don't be shy.
Tell us his name.
Let's trash him online.
Riss (20:06):
I know I want to see what this.
Chrys (20:09):
I know we're all going to go.
Venmo request a dollar from him.
Riss (20:13):
Yeah for making us Like the emotional turmoil of even
reading that Like, oh my goshSecondhand embarrassment For
real.
You know, it makes all theother men look really good,
though, you know.
Chrys (20:26):
The bar is in hell.
The bar is so low I know.
Riss (20:28):
Like, pay for a meal and you look good, you know how's
that?
Chrys (20:35):
don't ask me for cash and you look good.
The bar is so low we'retripping on it this is sad.
Riss (20:42):
Uh, yeah, okay.
Well, I have another one too.
Okay, this is a confession.
Two weeks ago, I got incrediblyangry at my company for reasons
that are not so relevant forthis post, which makes me think
this person is in the wrong.
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Okay, I went to like I'm gonnaget sued so they're not relevant
right now uh, in a fit of pettyrevenge, I locked one of the
bathroom stalls in the toilet.
These stalls are indicatorlatches for locking, slash
unlocking and have a white slashred indicator on the outside to
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show if it's occupied or not.
Normally, these can only belocked slash unlocked from the
inside, but if the little beamis balanced vertically before
closing the door, it is possibleto tip it over by sliding the
indicator a bit, locking it fromthe outside.
This is exactly what I did.
So essentially, like he canmake it, he can lock it from the
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outside the bathroom stall okay, I'm like missing the point he
can lock the bathroom stall fromthe outside.
He or she, I actually don't knowhe got so wrong.
Chrys (21:58):
Now no one can poop.
It's one of the stalls, okay,okay.
So people can still poop, butit's maybe a little inconvenient
because it might be full likewhat, what are we doing with
this?
Riss (22:11):
yeah, okay, let's it keeps going.
Oh okay, that's not the end.
That's so funny.
That's it.
That's the confession.
Get a better story, ma'am I waslooking for, like embezzlement
or something some tea I poopedin the toilet and I didn't flush
, that's how I got the companyback.
(22:32):
Anyway, okay, so it keeps going.
Chrys (22:36):
Okay.
Riss (22:37):
Anyway, I thought that someone is going to notice this
by now, as many people use thetoilet, but so far it's been
locked a full week and nothingchanged.
There are three other stalls,so people can still do their
business, so no one is reallyinconvenienced or harmed by this
.
My only regret is that I lockedthe first one in the row and
not the one next to it, becausethis way I could poop in peace,
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knowing that no one will sit inthe stall next to mine.
I could unlock it from theoutside the same way I locked it
, but at the moment I am sort ofmore curious to see when the
company will finally dosomething about it, which I
personally think is hilarious.
This person just made it sothat they would have a stall
(23:20):
just for them.
Chrys (23:25):
Wait what Get it?
Okay, there's multiple stalls.
He just locked one of them.
He can't get in.
No, he can't.
He's crawling under it.
No, he can.
Multiple stalls.
He just locked one of them.
He can't get in.
No, he can't.
Riss (23:33):
He's crawling under it.
No, he can lock and unlock itfrom the outside, Like he found
a way where he can get the latchto like unlock from the outside
.
Chrys (23:41):
Oh, that's kind of nice Private bathroom.
Yeah, he's not getting cleanedeither.
He nested the system.
Is he going to clean it himself?
Okay, it's like what?
What drove us to this?
Riss (23:57):
he's got an update.
Oh okay, the stall has beenunlocked today after full 10
days, four days on the weekendwe need something else to do,
man the floor was quite clean,so I'm assuming it was the
cleaning personal personnel thatunlocked it.
I did not expect this post toblow up so much, okay, and then
(24:18):
he just yeah, I do have a storyabout that, but I don't want to
tell it oh, now we have to hearit um.
Chrys (24:30):
This is so nasty confession okay, we have two
people who listen to this.
So it's fine, and I apologizeto past roommates on this.
This is so gross.
I I'm regretting thisimmediately.
Okay, so it's relevant.
(24:53):
So it's fine.
I'm I don't think I've told youthis.
Okay, anyway, whatever.
So, um, over christmas break Ilived with roommates or whatever
.
There's like a christmas break,I think I don't know it was
some sort of break.
A lot of people were out oftown.
There were only they wereusually like six of us in the
apartment, in two bathrooms, um,and we just like three of us
(25:15):
went in one, three of us went inthe other one, usually, and but
most of us were out of town.
I think there were only two ofus in the apartment, I can't
remember exactly.
Anyway, so, um, there was ataco bell visit that led to
consequences.
Riss (25:32):
Well, we know where this is headed and it's headed there
quickly.
Chrys (25:37):
So you know, uh, business was taken care of and the
business came back with thevengeance.
We didn't have a plunger.
So I panicked because there wasonly two of us in the apartment
and the two of us were assignedto that bathroom.
So it's like she was gonna knowit was me.
(25:58):
So I locked it from the insideand shut the door and was like,
oh my gosh, I don't know like Iaccidentally locked the door.
There's no way for us to get inthere.
So I'm gonna put in a workorder and then secretly put in
the work order that they alsoneed to fix the toilet the
(26:21):
problem came up, you know whenwe were talking about
masterminds this gets worse.
Riss (26:26):
Okay, maybe you weren't one, but I'm proud that you
tried to be.
I know I had a plan.
Chrys (26:33):
I was like, because she's gonna know it's me so late I
can't fix it, and like whatever,I don't know, it was also late.
I don't know.
I think it was either the samenight or the next day.
This is so bad.
We were like, okay, we'll usethe next toilet, and then we
went somewhere else.
My stomach was just upset thatweek, I think, and the same
events followed in the secondbathroom, so I locked that door
(27:05):
like things were not thoughtthrough okay anyway, and then
this roommate decided to havelike a party at the apartment.
It was like a game night orsomething happening was your
apartment not smelling like pooat this?
At this point it wasn't, andthe doors were locked.
(27:28):
I don't know they were like oh,I think someone's in there I
don't know whatever it.
Just it was the same night.
I called one of my friends, oneof my guy friends.
I was like do you have aplunger?
I don't want to tell you whathappened.
He's like what happened anywayhe didn't have one I need a
plunger.
What do you think?
Riss (27:46):
I'm gonna stick it on my head and like run around for
real.
Chrys (27:53):
Anyway, he didn't have one, and so him and I went to
another friend's apartment andshe had one, so we so now you
went from like there was like athree person mission three
people you didn't want to know.
And now it's like and like wehad to move the plunger from
(28:14):
that apartment to my apartmentand it was like on the other
side of the complex.
So we put it in the garbage bagand we were literally like
going and hiding in between thecars so no one would see us.
It was the dumbest shiz ever,literally.
And yeah, so I go back to theapartment, had to like hide this
thing that was obviously theshape of a plunger inside a
garbage bag.
Passing through the game night.
Um, my friend, the door hadlike the, just like the hole or
(28:38):
whatever, and she knew how tounlock it with the bobby pin.
Props to her.
Maybe you just click a button,I don't know.
I thought you couldn't becauseit was just like whatever.
She unlocked both bathrooms, wefixed it and now everybody
knows about it.
I, I thought I mean.
Riss (28:54):
I don't know.
Chrys (28:54):
You're trying to be sneaky.
Yeah, I mean I don't know ifshe knew.
I mean I'm like, oh yeah,accidentally locked that door.
I accidentally locked that doortoo.
There was no plan.
Riss (29:07):
And both bathrooms smell like shit and I have a plunger,
oh no.
Chrys (29:12):
I don't know what happened.
My friend and I'm like prettysure she's like what are you
guys doing?
And I'm like, oh, my friend'sgoing to help me unlock the door
and I'm like holding a plungerinstead of a garbage bag.
Like don't worry about this,and it smelled like poo.
Riss (29:25):
Focus on her story.
Like it's.
I don't it might, I don't thinkit did, honestly, Because the
because the like vents were onin the bathroom and the doors
were locked.
Chrys (29:42):
Oh, your diarrhea doesn't .
Okay, I would.
I might have been delusional inmore than one way.
It was nasty, I don't know.
That's why I was like oh, I wasdead.
I was gonna tell this story aslike my friend, but like I don't
even know how this is a safespace.
Riss (29:59):
The internet everyone who's?
Listening, is so kind andaccepting and they love in there
who loves a poop story?
Chrys (30:09):
everybody's hit a plunger , for sure yeah, make sure you
always have one handy.
Anyway, that was sad and itsucks when it's just you know,
and that's the same thing.
When you're like married andyou're like I can't do anything
in this house because he knowsit's me, you know, it's like who
left a mess in the kitchen?
(30:30):
And it's like dang it, likeit's my kid.
I've definitely blamed a lot ofthings on my children, but
anyway, but yeah, that was souncomfortable.
When you have multipleroommates it's easier because
you're like, oh yeah, this othergirl yeah, just start a rumor.
It was her.
She told me she locked itbecause she didn't know what to
do.
Riss (30:49):
Oh my gosh, that actually reminds me like one of the first
time I ever had roommates incollege.
In the dorms I there we had oneroommate that was very messy.
She was just like much messierthan the other, like the rest of
us.
And then there was one timethat, um, there was like a
(31:10):
cucumber, I think, or somethingthat like went rotten in the
fridge.
I think that, like nobody hadthrown out.
And one of my roommates turnsto me and she's like, oh my gosh
, did you see what?
I don't want to say her name,but, like that messy roommate,
you did you like she left thiscucumber in the fridge it wasn't
(31:32):
me.
I just want to throw that outthere she didn't throw it away
yeah and I was like oh my gosh,it was you, it was me it was my
cucumber, but I was like youknow what that bitch you didn't
(31:55):
throw her in, your friend threwher in.
Chrys (31:56):
You just kind of kept rolling with it you know what's
a cucumber?
Riss (31:59):
to like the rest of the mess, like she's already made.
It's not like it's gonna helpher, really if I claim it she
set a pattern.
We just framed her but thenafterwards I cannot tell you how
many times that cucumber cameup and like that roommate
explained like yeah, we havethis really messy roommate.
(32:20):
She left this cucumber.
Chrys (32:23):
For years you kept this lie up.
Riss (32:26):
I know I'm like come on.
Chrys (32:31):
Of all the stories we have, we're choosing the
cucumber one.
Riss (32:34):
And you start kind of defending her, but not too much,
yeah.
You're like well, I mean sheprobably just like forgot about
it, yeah it happens.
Chrys (32:40):
I don't know, she's just a cute gumber.
That's hilarious.
I mean, we've all been there.
I think it's fine.
Yeah, I know I, this isactually kind of tea.
Do you have any other goodroommate stories?
I have a few, some weird ones Ithere's this one that I had.
She wasn't like sharing a roomwith me, she was sharing a room
(33:01):
with one of the other girls butshe stank.
Dude, do you remember this?
Did you ever meet her?
I also don't want to say hername.
I have no idea what happened orI've not heard anything from
her.
She was a really cute girl.
She like always did her makeupand like she looked clean.
She smelled nasty.
It was like so bad, like andshe was just gross.
(33:26):
She would like take off herlike fake eyelashes and like
stick them in different placesin the apartment and then come
back later and grab it and putit on.
I know it was gross and shesmelled bad.
And then come back later andgrab it and put it.
I know it was gross and shesmelled bad.
It was like bo with like likestinky feet with like haven't
(33:47):
washed her cooch in a long time,like just so gross and like
mildewy, and yeah, it was sogross and her and her boyfriend
were always doing stuff on thecouch and I'm like I am in the
kitchen.
It's an open floor plan.
Riss (34:06):
please go somewhere else, you always like pull out a towel
when you're gonna sit on thecouch girl.
Chrys (34:13):
I'm gonna sit on top.
I know hazmat suit fully, justlike.
I guess I'm in the middle ofcooking, but now I'm done
because y'all decided to just doit.
I guess I'm eating out yetagain and so is he.
Oh, that's so funny anyway,yeah, there's some gross, yeah
(34:35):
nasty, ones oh we've all beenthere.
Riss (34:37):
We've had those roommates that we just don't get along
with.
Um, we should gather someroommate stories to share on our
next episode.
Chrys (34:49):
I do have a framing one.
Um, that's maybe tea, I don'tknow, Maybe not that much tea,
but I had a roommate that wasreally like um, I don't know
like really intense, I guessthat's the way to put it.
But and we always had like adishes problem in the apartment,
like people not doing theirdishes and that being kind of
(35:09):
annoying.
And there was this one timethat I had gone out and I had
just made dinner and I hadn'tcleaned up yet.
It was like in the sink and shegrabbed the dishes and she put
it on one of my other roommatesbed and she's like you need to
wash your dishes.
Riss (35:24):
And they were mine did you own up to it?
Chrys (35:27):
not to her, to my friend I did.
I was like I'm so sorry, Idon't know why you should put
them on your bed it justhappened.
I was about to go in and cleanit and, but I don't know what
she was gonna do to me likethat's the scariest part of
having roommates.
Riss (35:41):
You're like she knows where I sleep she has access to
kill me, access to all my thingsI know um.
Anyway, hope they're doing wellI wish them all the best yeah,
um yeah, well okay, I think wecan call it.
(36:03):
This is another story anotherepisode of this stays between us
.
We'll see you next time, yeah.
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