Three Gray Pubes
Three Gray Pubes is a darkly funny, wildly honest podcast about identity, aging, orifices, estrogen, rage, and ALL of the thoughts you’re not supposed to say out loud—but absolutely SHOULD. If you’ve ever loved your kids deeply but often fantasize about starting a new life…..ALONE…..you’re in the right place. WARNING: Listening may encourage radical honesty and inappropriate behavior. JOIN THE MOVEMENT!
Episodes
Get the paddles....Jen witnessed a miracle and may have flatlined. Surprise, she't not the one who died. We talk about regular houses that are now miniature...because what does Wemby's house look like?! And then we detour into Frank Perdue and east coast chicken, while wrapping up with some thank you's to the bush.
write us already 3graypubes@gmail.com
xox 3GP
what else do you need to know?
XoX, 3GP
We cut deep and went back to the bush with Naked and Afraid. BUT FIRST, we start with vampires and aesthetic medicine. Next we talk about Santa and seeing elves, but our concern for his health journey turns. Ozemparexia. Yeah...you have to tune in, to figure this shit out.
XoX
3GP
Did Bill Cosby have sex with Donnie Trump Jr...or did Jen? This week we get you started with some new sex maneuvers that Jen has invented. Some discussion about Bill Cosby, from the POV of two kids brought up in the 80's. Ari has spent too much time listening to the rock tumbler...and so much more!
XoX, 3GP
Ooops, I did it again. And so did Ari...Jen comes out of the bush with a wild and primal adventure. Unexpected to say the least. Ari chimes in with some added "color" commentary. The monsters tracked us down, but we get back on track for a strong finish. We hope you like the new mics, we sure do!
XoX - 3GP
Stream of consciousness rolls into a deep conversation about body positivity and its OG founder- the one and only Richard Simmons!
So much hoopla surrounding his death- Ari and Jen think it's BS. Regardless, we explore his controversial passing and the hullabaloo surrounding his last years.
After a short segway on why the French don't get fat, we play our fan favorite trivia game: Dead or Not Dead ! We're paging YOU Don King!
XoX,
3 ...
Catching Print? If you don't know it has nothing to do with printing and everything to do with penises. Come along on this epic adventure into Michael B. Jordan's and John Hamm's jeans.
We also let you in on a few secrets for the best birth control ever-thank us later after years in therapy processing the trauma.
People of the BUSH-Do tune in for this second episode with our lovely guest...Lauren (aka "Disney Death Doula.")
Aint il...
Welcome to our guest Lauren- the Death Doula for this weeks' shows! Lauren is credentialed and educated with a LITERAL license to kill. Ari tries to sound smart, and Jen contemplates suicide during an upcoming trip to the happiest place on earth-DISNEYWORLD.
Trust we didn't use any of our time together wisely-but they STILL LOVE US IN JAPAN! 日本のリスナーの皆さん、ありがとうございます！
xox 3GP
Jen has a dramatic moment with her housekeeper that she can never come back from emotionally. Ari thinks the encounter was overhyped-what do YOU think?
Then-coyotes attack, why sister wives are an excellent idea (for the housecleaning/cooking alone!) and SO MUCH MORE!
日本のリスナーの皆さん、本当にありがとう！
xo-3GP
Jen is back, from having ebola...so we're up and recording again. She reveals the catastrophe of her underground jewelry scam and how lucky she was to escape with any proof at all. Also, the Devil Wears Prada 2...our hot take...do snitches get stitches, or hundreds of millions of dollars. Ari's autism and a Japanese shoutout.
xox - 3GP
What kind of to go containers do you bring to a gala? Did justice prevail, on the playground? Oh the places you'll go.
XoXo - 3GP
Ari has some parenting questions about retaliation and the futility (or the effectiveness?!) of YO MAMMA jokes.
On a broader scale, this episode is about what messages we should be sending to our kids facing playground taunts and "terror. "
Then, Jen and Ari do a little "role playing" to prepare for Ari's epic confrontation (which is not at all epic but is in our world) and then we FINALLY get an update from Jen on the play therapy...
In this epic ep we discuss our funeral plans-Ari's involves a PYRE..... Then, moving on with light and happy theme, we discuss weird things people bury (foreskin) and Jen’s epiphany on hot tub maintenance. (Spoiler alert-her hot tub might house SUPER GONNORHEA! )
Stay with us as we seamlessly digress into delayed development, personality disorders and a riveting reflection on Disney princesses -Cinderella has surprisingly girt...
White House correspondence dinner "emergency" episode....or is it? Jen thinks so, and spoiler alert, she disappointed herself, as usual. Also, per usual, some fun tangents. Ari talks about her favorite child and we review strategies for getting out of dangerous situations.
Starting out mad because we lost our first recording, but don’t worry we recovered. We lifted off with transdermal THC patches, as Jen shared her play therapy experience. Obviously, we take some turns along the way, so buckle up, we’re rolling out.
Xoxo,
3GP
How small is small? When do we switch over to MACRO? Is there anything in between?
Since we couldn't be all laughs 24/7, we took our favorite detour into..... DEATH. ....But with a BIRTH twist! That's right, every time Ari gets pregnant a male close to her dies suddenly.
Who has Ari killed with her uterus and are you next? Find out on this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of Three Gray Pubes.
XOXO
3GP
Jen and Ari try and take a break. We also deem ourselves subject matter experts, in what you ask...well we think you can read between the lines. And from there, we really just got lost along the way. Enjoy the ride!
xoxo!
3GP
Why Ari thinks Belle Burden (and Oprah?) are delusional about "radical honesty."
Jen craves racist candy that is shockingly NOT cancelled (thanks Canada) and we play an epic round of "Dead or Not Dead."
As always, ultimate success was not achieved -but we had too much fun along the way. Come join the great gray BUSH today!
xoxo
3GP
Are you a woman who blindly supports ALL women? Well, we think that's stupid. "Bitches be crazy" is a saying for reason ladies.
As usual, we've done no studies and have a lot of strong opinions. Come join us live from the BUSH about this ridiculous motto, how "Karens" get a bad rap and are often unsung heroes.
Bonus rant on "flight attendants" aka STEWARDESSES just so we could hate on women and be counter culture!
LIKE, FOLLOW, LI...
Oh the places you'll go! On today's episode Jen and Ari wanted to talk about racist robots, but we got a little distracted along the way.
Enjoy the ride...but warning, don't let the car drive. (And watch out for that Coke can. )
xoxo
3GP
PS: #teamanitahill
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