Titas of Kalat

Titas of Kalat

Welcome to Titas of Kalat — where two certified titas spill the tea, share the chaos, and laugh through the mess that is adulthood. From chismis to crisis, skincare to scandals, budgeting fails to late-night life advice — we talk about it all, unfiltered and unapologetic. If you've ever yelled “Hala, same!” or hid your Amazon haul from your partner... you're in the right place. Join us every week as we bring you kwento, kalat, and konting landi — the kind of podcast that feels like a tambay with your loudest, funniest, and most extra titas. So make your tsaa, sit back, and let’s make kalat

Episodes

July 31, 2025 51 mins

Throwback to Yakisoba lunches, fake sick notes during P.E., and that one classmate who always got “Most Behaved” but was the real pasimuno. Join the Titas of Kalat as we relive the chaos, chismis, and childhood kalat of growing up Pinoy-style.

🎧 Listen now and tag your classmates — if you dare!

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Welcome to the Inuman Olympics, where the Titas compete in elite events like “Speed Texting Your Ex,” “Karaoke Power Belt Finals,” and the ultimate endurance test—surviving a hangover with dignity. In this episode, we celebrate the chaotic art of drinking with flair, oversharing with heart, and disappearing from the party without saying goodbye.

Grab your red cup, take your vitamins, and get ready for gold medal kalat. 🍻💅

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This week, your favorite titas are celebrating Pride with glitter, chismis, and a whole lotta love! We kick things off with a fun ice breaker—Which Pride Parade Personality are you?—and then dive into a real talk about queerness in the Philippines.

Why do we celebrate so loudly but still lack basic legal protections? We break down the SOGIE Equality Bill, share personal stories, and talk about what Pride really means beyond June.

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It’s getting chaotic, mga ka-Tita! 🎙️ In this jam-packed episode, we’re joined by four of our favorite kalat companions — JhunJhun, Kristine, Lovelyn, and Mika — for a no-holds-barred chika on queer baiting in media, personal kalat confessions, and everything in between. 🫣💅🏽

From BL vs GL, crushes that betrayed us, to moments we’d rather forget but still aired anyway (hello, Truth or Kalat 👀), this episode is pure kalandian wit...

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The Titas are back and things get extra chaotic in this solo sesh—with our honorary co-hosts, Figaro and Nicolo, making surprise barks and cameos! We spill fresh chismis, revisit questionable life choices, and dive headfirst into chaos (our comfort zone, honestly). Plus, it’s time for some kalat classics: Quick Fire Questions and a spicy round of Marry, F*ck, Kill that might ruin friendships—but in a fun way.


Grab your drink, cl...

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In this chismis-packed episode, the Titas spill the silent tea on group chat dynamics, secret alliances, and passive-aggressive kalat. Special guest Andrea Stoyell—yes, the queen who gave us our podcast name—joins the chaos as we uncover the truth behind shady chats, unspoken tension, and emotional backstabbing. Is it still silent bullying if it’s in all caps? 👀

Grab your iced coffee, press play, and let the kalat commence! 💅 #Tit...

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May 12, 2025 63 mins

This one's for the queens who raised us — with love, lecture, and leftovers.In our Mother’s Day special, we honor the OG titas: our moms. 💋From iconic nanay lines, to moments that made us laugh (or cry in the CR), we’re spilling kwento about the women who made us who we are — kalat and all.

Expect:🧼 Sermons disguised as affection🍲 Sinigang stories and life lessons🎙️ Real talk about growing up laking nanay💅 And yes, a little bit...

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The mic is on and the chismis is hot! 🔥 In this very first episode of Titas of Kalat, we introduce ourselves, spill just enough tea to make you curious, and talk about what it's like being titas in this chaotic, kalat-filled world.

We may not have it all together (yet), but we’ve got good vibes, better stories, and the best intentions. 🎤

From podcast noobs to kalat queens — join us every week for laughs, kwento, and konting lan...

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May 1, 2025 18 secs

Konting pasilip lang ‘to-si Enzo muna ‘to saying hi sa lahat ng kalat queens out there.

Abangan ang full-on chika. Darating na ang tita energy 💅🏼

#TitasofKalat is almost here!

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