Toob Talks

In this episode, we delve into our personal experiences with hurricanes while growing up in Texas, specifically, the chaos of Ike and the devastation of Harvey. We also get into tornado alley anxiety, surprise earthquakes, and the way Texas storms love to show up uninvited. From last-minute H-E-B runs to losing power mid-shower, it’s all here. Weather may be unpredictable, but laughing about it is guaranteed.

This episode is all about that wild ride from your last semester of college to the moment real life hits. We relive the stress, the senioritis, the celebrations, and the awkward limbo after graduation. From job hunts to hot take tips on how to survive post-grad life, we’re saying what everyone’s thinking. It’s funny, honest, and might make you feel better about not having it all figured out. 🎓

In this episode, we hit the dance floor to talk all things club culture—those chaotic nights of long lines, questionable DJs, and unforgettable moves. We break down the highs and lows of cover charges, the golden era of grind trains, and the unique vibe of Mexican clubs.

In this episode, we dive into the wild world of baby showers and gender reveals—those parties where emotions run high and balloons get popped. We share stories about awkward games, over-the-top announcements, and whether any of it really makes sense. From diaper cakes to smoke cannons gone wrong, nothing’s off-limits. It’s messy, funny, and full of unsolicited opinions—just like a real baby shower.

In this episode, we unpack our airport essentials—from go-to snacks to the one item we always forget. We argue over carry-on vs. checked bag like it’s a lifestyle choice and swap stories about airport chaos and hidden gems. Security lines, overpriced water bottles, and boarding group drama? We’ve got thoughts. Buckle up—it’s a turbulent but hilarious ride.

In this episode, we swap stories about our time at community college—the good, the bad, and the surprisingly hilarious. We talk about why it’s one of the smartest moves we ever made (even if it didn’t always feel that way). From weird class moments to unexpected life lessons, we cover it all. Whether you went or not, you'll be laughing and maybe even thinking twice about what college really means.

Today we’re digging into how our love for fast food has evolved—and which combos still have a chokehold on us. We debate the best region for fast food, if it’s ever okay to bring a date to Taco Bell, and the ultimate way to order. From drive-thru pros to mobile pick-up disasters, no greasy detail is off-limits. Come hungry, leave laughing.

​In this episode, we dive into the exhilarating world of amusement parks, sharing nostalgic tales from Six Flags, Disney, and Universal Studios. We reminisce about our first roller coaster rides, the irresistible allure of funnel cakes, and the unique experiences of visiting these parks as adults. Join us for a fun-filled discussion that captures the magic and mishaps of theme park adventures.

From essential accessories to the struggle of sharing a bathroom, we’re diving into the everyday restroom experience. We’ll explore celebrity bathrooms, global restroom quirks, and the luxuries (or horrors) of using someone else’s toilet. Whether you’re a quick visitor or a long-term tenant, this episode is packed with laughs, debates, and bathroom wisdom you never knew you needed.

New episodes are coming out soon. Apologies for the long unannounced hiatus.

On this Christmas episode, we’re serving up a mix of holiday cheer and hot topics—Cybertrucks, OnlyFans, Hooters, and situationships. We unwrap Travis Hunter’s big plays, Eugenio Derbez’s comments on Selena Gomez, and her engagement. From pop culture to festive chaos, it’s the perfect holiday hang. Tune in for some Christmas spice!

On this episode, we’re diving into all things cousins—cousin trips, rivalries, and the bond between older and younger cousins. We talk about your closest cousin, the cousin/parent dynamic, and even how to navigate relationships with cousin spouses. It’s all about celebrating those unique family connections!

On this episode, we’re diving into everything weddings—from the open bar debate and drinking etiquette to dancing, DJs, and the ultimate wedding dress codes. We break down modern vs. old-school vibes, kid-free celebrations, and whether destination weddings are worth the trip. Plus, we chat about gift-giving, food, and even the art of wedding crashing. Get ready to toast to all things matrimonial madness!

On this episode, we take a nostalgic journey through the tech that shaped our lives, from our first phones to handheld gaming devices and the iconic Walkman. We chat about the movie tech we dreamed of having and the gadgets that excite us now—even if today’s kids wouldn’t get it. And of course, we couldn’t forget the glory days of Hit Clips!

On this episode, we dive into the world of adult hobbies—how to find them, why they're worth pursuing, and how to actually get better at them. We discuss hobbies we’ve lost interest in, ones that can be transformative, and debate whether making money off a hobby changes its vibe. Plus, we get opinionated on the least attractive hobbies for men, the most attractive ones for women, and the hobbies that just… annoy us all.

On this episode, we're cruising down memory lane, starting with our very first cars and those high school drives with the crew. We debate truck vs. car, the ultimate dream ride, and whether you're a "water bottles" or "random receipts" kind of car owner. Plus, we cover car wash preferences, passenger etiquette, and the upgrades we’d add if Pimp My Ride ever came calling. Buckle up for a fun ride!