Two Braincells and a Mic

The girls planned cocktails, sunsets, and closure in Hawaii. Instead we got illness, ex-drama, cursed hotel beds, and the worst holiday of our lives. Grab a drink and suffer with us.

We went to a stranger’s birthday party in New York… and it nearly turned into a true-crime episode.

Astoria bar crawls, alleyway romance, creepy encounters, a relapse spiral, a disastrous Philadelphia day trip, and more Mad Donkey chaos.

NYC Part Whatever — because this trip refuses to be normal🗽

NYC was supposed to be cocktails, sightseeing, and cute outfits.

Instead we babysat a grown man, his blackout dad, and their terrible decisions.

Queens laundromats, Mad Donkey peanuts, Times Square drama, a Brooklyn Tinder date chaperone mission, and a missed flight later… we realised this trip was not ours anymore.

Part 1 of our New York chaos🍎

What began as a simple camping trip with Cat & Taz spiralled into eight hours of packing, one car full of chaos, monsoon-level rain, screaming matches, vanishing evidence, and one incident nobody can quite explain. Somewhere between endless beers, a giant spider, and a fight over canned food… a murder accusation was made.

Pack mentality was tested. Beans were disputed. The vibes did not survive.

Murder? I Hardly Know Her.

What was meant to be a cute little Sydney getaway turned into airport chaos, bartender beef, rooftop bars, dodgy dumplings, a “lucky” chilli sauce obsession, and the most overrated mini golf experience of our lives. Enter at your own risk.

Super Bowls, stolen chocolates, beer bongs, basement TikToks and one very unhinged friend, Old Spice has entered the chat and joins us for a trip down chaotic memory lane.

What started as a wholesome Tuesday brunch…

ended 16 hours later after many pubs, confusion, questionable decisions.

Phones died. Boundaries were crossed, but the vibes? Immaculate. And yes, the reason we’re now banned from a certain electronics store.

One of the most unhinged and iconic days in Cat & Taz history.

Part two of “Mummy’s Little Badass” brings tequila, rooftop meltdowns, bar brawls, and a late-night confrontation in the rain. Cat and Taz close the chapter on their most ridiculous friendship yet complete with a cameo from his mum.

He thought he was God’s gift… turns out he was just a mummy’s boy with a leather jacket and delusions of grandeur. Cat and Taz spill the story that proves loyalty has limits (and hygiene does too).

Cat and Taz introduce themselves and share the unexpected origin of their friendship: workplace chaos, communication disasters, and a Saturday drink that changed everything. This episode sets the tone for future unfiltered stories, questionable decision-making, and occasional unsolicited advice.

Welcome to Two Braincells and a Mic, the podcast where logic goes to die and laughter takes its place.

Hosted by Cat & Taz, this is your official taste-test of the chaos to come: unfiltered banter, questionable stories, and the kind of conversations that definitely shouldn’t have been recorded.

Coming soon. Or not. We don’t really plan these things.

Produced by Able Studios. Listener discretion… is probably advised.