We Don't Know Hockey

The Russians are coming! Daniil But and Dmitri Simashev are officially signed, sealed, and heading to Utah. Tanner and Spencer break down what this means for the Mammoth’s blue line and scoring depth. Will they crack the roster out of camp? And how does Desimone’s extension shake up the plans? Bill Armstrong had thoughts, and we’ve got the receipts.

Oh, and in case you forgot... the Stanley Cup Final starts tonight.
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Boo-Yah! Team USA strikes GOLD for the first time in 92 years at the World Championship, and Captain Clayton Keller leads the charge. Tanner and Spencer break down the young American core, the Mammoth players who showed up on the global stage, and what this means heading into next season. The stars are shining, and they’re wearing red, white, and blue.

Meanwhile, back on NHL ice, it’s Conference Finals crunch time. Both series are s...

Another year, another disappointment in Toronto. The Core Four collapse in Game 7, and Tanner and Spencer ask the question, "Was anyone really surprised?" With big-name free agents possibly on the move, could the Mammoth be in the mix to bring star power to Utah?

The NHL playoffs roll into the Conference Finals, with the Stars vs. Oilers and the Panthers vs. Hurricanes. Is a rematch of last year in the cards? The boys make...

The wait is over! Utah’s NHL team is officially the Mammoth, and we’ve got thoughts. Tanner and Spencer break down the new name, logos, jerseys, and everything in between. What’s working? What’s weird? What coulda been?

And Utah wasn’t done making noise, they landed the 4th overall pick in the NHL Draft Lottery! We talk about what that means, who might be on the board, and how this pick could shape the Mammoth's first few seaso...

Round 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs is in the books, and the chaos did not disappoint. Two Western Conference matchups went the full seven games, and we're breaking down the wild finishes, standout performances, and who we think is making it out of the next round alive.

Utah may be in offseason mode, but that doesn’t mean we’re done repping on the world stage. Seven Utah Hockey Club players are headed to the IIHF World Champion...

Utah’s season may be in the books, but the work is just getting started! Tanner and Spencer break down the big takeaways from Bill Armstrong and Coach Bear’s exit interviews, including hints at big plans to toughen up the roster, elevate the team culture, and bring in new blood (👀 looking at you, Daniil But and Dmitry Simachev).

Meanwhile, Utah will still be reppin' on the international stage! We knew Clayton Keller ...

Weber State Hockey alum Evan Brown returns to the pod! He’s breaking down the NHL playoff picture, sharing his personal picks, and giving us his thoughts on Utah Hockey Club’s inaugural season; what worked, what didn’t, and what needs to change.

Then, it’s role reversal time as Evan flips the script and quizzes Tanner and Spencer after a year of learning the game. Are they ready for the big leagues, or headed back to devel...

The playoff dream might be done, but Utah’s not letting up. Tanner and Spencer recap a strong 2-0-1 week from the Utah Hockey Club, including their final home game of the season, where the Delta Center showed major love to the fans with a full-on appreciation event. With two games left, Utah's proving they’re still playing with purpose. Plus, we check in on the teams still grinding for a postseason spot.

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🚨 It's a monumental moment in NHL history as Alexander Ovechkin, otherwise known as The Great 8, surpasses The Great One Wayne Gretzky's all-time goal record; an achievement made even more poetic by falling on the anniversary of the Capitals winning the draft lottery that brought Ovi to D.C. We're unpacking why this record is particularly special and might stand the test of time, right at the start of our episode.

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This week on the ice, Tanner and Spencer are breakin' down a roller coaster ride with the Utah Hockey Club. It’s a tough week with some hard losses that'll make you wanna hide your eyes, but hold up, there's a silver lining as Utah pulls off a clutch win against Chicago on Sunday afternoon. But that's not all, folks! Are the roster changes a buzzer-beater move for the playoffs, or just a savvy play to groom the ...

This week, Tanner and Spencer are your playmakers breaking down Utah's roller-coaster week, talking big wins, tough losses, and those nail-biting comebacks. Hang tight as they also scoot through the hottest slices of NHL and Utah ice news. We're talking a future Stadium Series game in Utah, where's the puck gonna drop? Plus, a new name in the game, "The Mammoth," is it out for our Outlaw hopes"? And yo...

What's up, hockey heads! Strap yourselves in because Tanner and Spencer are here to bring you the lowdown with style. We're talking Utah grinding it out on the ice, eyeing that elusive wildcard spot. Are they cool under pressure? You bet they are!

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• Tanner's Discovery: Boom shaka laka! Tanner’s schooling us on the Michigan goal – it's not just slick, it’s ice-cold artistry. How did this high-fly...

It's been an exciting week of hockey. We've got the game recaps of Utah vs Detroit and their showdown in Chicago. We're tracking the Wildcard race closely as the playoffs approach, discussing who’s in and who’s out. Plus, we cover the latest extensions for Utah's Veggie, Maata, Cole, and Kerfoot, and what it means for Utah's future. With the trade deadline around the corner, we also break down the biggest m...

In this episode, we dive into the Utah Hockey Club's recent games and what they need to clinch a playoff spot. We also tackle the trade deadline and its potential impact on Utah. For Slappy Thoughts, Tanner explores the evolution of protective gear in hockey, while Spencer gets into the details about Utah's defenseman, Sean Durzi.

Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to wedontknowhockey@gmail.com, a...

The Four Nations Face-Off was a massive hit. Could this be the fix for the NHL All-Star problem? Meanwhile, Utah Hockey Club is back in action, and we might finally witness their full-strength roster for the first time.

For Slappy Thoughts, Tanner dives into the legendary USA-Canada hockey rivalry, and Spencer crunches the numbers on Hollywood’s hockey stars. Can you guess which Oscar-nominated goalie rocked an .850 save percentage ...

Tanner and Spencer share their live post-game reactions after attending the Utah vs. St. Louis game. They've cast their votes for "Outlaws" as Utah's new name—and they've got plenty of reasons why you should too! Unfortunately, Utah's injury bug keeps holding back their potential greatness.

For Slappy Thoughts, Tanner dives into the legendary career of future Hall of Famer Marc-André Fleury, while Spenc...

Are the Yeti in danger of extinction before they even begin? Tanner and Spencer dive into the trademark drama surrounding potential names for Utah’s hockey team, including The Yeti, The Utah Hockey Club, The Blizzard, and The Venom. What could the future hold for Utah’s official name? Is this the end of the Yeti dream?

For Slappy Thoughts, Spencer breaks down the mechanics of trades in the NHL, while Tanner takes a deep dive into ot...

Has Utah finally broken its home ice curse? Spencer and Tanner recap last week’s games, dive into Utah’s challenging upcoming road trip, and celebrate an NHL-first goalie recording both an assist and a goal in the same game! For Slappy Thoughts, Spencer dives into Utah defenseman John Marino’s impact on the team, while Tanner explores the fascinating history of former NHL franchises.

Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! S...

This week, we recap the past week of Utah Hockey Club games and the team’s performance on the ice. Spencer shares his experience returning to the Delta Center, where he noticed some massive improvements in the game-day atmosphere.

For Slappy Thoughts, Spencer explores the critical role of the player behind the net during a power play, while Tanner explores the techniques players use to block shots without going to the injury list.

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