History Bits - Sex

Sex, yes I knew that would get your attention. But there's some weird things with the old beast with two backs, don't cha know

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There are some weird things about sex, you know, just
look at the internet. But through our history there have
been some strange and mysterious rumors about the act which
is best done with the curtains, clothes, or at least
the windscreen wipers switched off. And one of those is
an ice Age cave painting. Now, they did a lot
of painting in the Ice Age, essentially to keep their

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hands warm. You think they'd have better things to do
than paint on walls, but considering it was always cold out,
they probably needed something to do, and there's nothing on
the telly. So what they decided to do is they
depicted a man on skis having sex with an elk.
That was their version. I assume it's fairly high up,
sort of like the more humorous and innocent stuff was

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down below, like high in aide version of the bino stambula,
and then on the top shelf they had all the
saucy nonsense. But it's not only them who were at it.
The Middle Eastern cave paintings had once also via their
pictorial descriptive, showed that they actually believed that sex with

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the female crocodile will bring them nothing but success. In
life as opposed to some rather interesting dinner party stories.