Build Your Own Body

You too can have a body.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you of a skinny physique? Came up with bullies
kicking sand in your face. Now you could spend weeks
in the gym running, pull him, pushing, pounding, pulsating and
puffing your sweat running down your tightly leotarded body as
you propel yourself to the limits. Feel the burn, feel
the endorphins, feel the change in you as you crossed

(00:22):
a pain barrier. And or you could just put a
jumper on under your shirt. Putting jumpers on is cheaper
than a gym and gives you the body you want instantly,
without entering into a difficult to get out of gym
contract or waiting for a large man called Darren to
finish with the weights. That's what Paco Villa did. Sick
of girls scorning him and passing him by because of

(00:43):
his skinny frame, he hit upon the idea of thick
jumpers under his shirt. This started to get him noticed,
and the young man was soon catching the feminine glance.
His improvement in physical appearance was commented on by friends
and colleagues alike, and soon he would land a girlfriend,
although he hadn't quite thought that through very few women
in moments of passion murmur is that wool? So Packo

(01:11):
headed to that doin of pick up palaces, the disco. There,
in the heat of the beat and the domaine at
the dance, laor Packo scored. The girl was beautiful, everything
he had dreamed of, and better still, she was interested
in him. After a rigorous boogie, the two retired to
a booth of drinks, and as things hotted up, Paco
and his lady sat closer together. She ran her hand

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down his cheek. Sadly, that was the last thing he remembered,
because at that moment he passed out. When paramedics attended,
it was the end of the emergency and of the
budding romance. Paco was found to be wearing no less
than seventeen jumpers under his shirt, thick wooly ones at
that