Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Don't tell them your girl send's got you. Baby. Look
what I found chaos, insanity, real and uncensored, tearing each
other's pretty little throats out. This is cool?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You think this is funny. You completely derailed the segment again.
Do you have any idea how exhausting it is to
clean up after you every single time?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Oh? Here we go, huge lecture. You should print it
out and hand it to me at the start of
every show. Save us both the time.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Don't dismiss me. I put my heart into this. I
try to keep it together, and you what, You just
roll in and burn it all down for the hell
of it.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
That's my job description, sweetheart. I stir it up. People
like the mess. They don't tune in for your therapy sessions.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You're impossible. You don't care if the whole thing goes
to hell, as long as you get your cheap laugh.
I can't work like this. I won't work like this.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Then quit bitchen or quit the show. Those are your options.
Nobody's chaining you here. You want tidy, go host a
cooking channel.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You're arrogant, careless, and you think everyone's disposable. But one
day you'll find out not every partner puts up with
your garbage.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
And yet here you still are.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You ruined the whole show again. I can't work with
you if you're just going to torch everything I try
to build.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh, crime a river, people love the wreckage. Nobody cares
about your neat little notes quid bitchin or don't you dare?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Don't you dare? Tell me to shut up. I'm done
covering for you, done cleaning up the disaster you think
is comedy.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Then leave princess doors right there?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Whoa whoa time out? I could hear you two screaming
from the parking lot from the bar. Actually, what knocks
made me come back?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You tell him? You tell him he can't just blow
everything up and expect me to sit here smiling like
some idiot.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Look at this chaos, sanity Knox captain one big dysfunctional
family dinner without the food. Don't lie you love this?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
She's dramatic. Every little bump feels like the apocalypse to her.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Enough, this isn't an episode, It's a meltdown. And if
you both tank the show, none of us eat. You
want to kill the paycheck too. I'd pray not to
watch this soap opera.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I mean it, NOx, I can't work like this, and
you ease up.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You don't have to set the whole place on fire
to get a laugh, Finn.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'll dial it back a little, but only because Knox
asks nicely.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Nicely as more like you'veritten your bullfun Wait?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
What the hell was that?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Is she recording us?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Sin? What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Who suppose it's her? Oh? Come on, don't get your
panties twisted. What's a little drama between friends?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
The audience eats the shit up.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You're exploiting us, fef.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
She's not exploiting, she's just entrepreneurial.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
This isn't funny, Sin, You're stirring a pot that's already
boiling over.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Relax, Sugar, you act like I caught you naked. It's
just a fight, a little honesty, a little chaos. That
makes good TV. Yeah, but do one if you thruttles
the other and we end up on actual TV Cups
and Cups edition.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Delete it now?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Fine? Fine, I'll hit delete, But you know what, you
should thank me. Without me, nobody'd believe how fucked up
this circus really is.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
She's got a point.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Don't encourage her.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
And there you have it. Babes, backstage tea, raw and dirty.
Don't say I never give you anything.