Behind the Scenes 😶‍🌫️ Sanity stuck working

Sanity’s stuck at work, buried in ringing phones, trying to sound professional. The problem? The crew won’t leave her alone. Sin, Chaos, Captain, and Knox keep phoning in like prank callers from hell—teasing, distracting, and making it impossible for her to do her job. What starts as customer service turns into a comedy roast line, with Sanity on the edge and everyone else enjoying the meltdown.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Podcast Studio. You've reached the play all hotline. This is Sanity. Please,
for the love of logic, state your reason for interrupting
my only quiet moment. Oh hi, yes, I'd like to
file a complaint.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
My co host refuses to loosen his tie and admit
that temptation is a public service.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Noted temptation public service. Thank you for wasting ten seconds
of my finite existence. Next call.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Sanity.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
We've lost the snacks.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
This is a red alerts, repeat red alerts. The chips
are gone.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Captain. This is a podcast, not a battleship. Please rate
a vending machine like the rest of civilization.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Guess who rewired the sound board? Every button makes dug noises.
Now quack quack quack.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I need hazard pay Sanity darling. If anyone asks, I
was never here, especially not with the intern. This is
not a confessional. Booth knocks, but thank you for ensuring
HR will be calling me instead of you, and that,
dear listeners, is a behind the scenes look at the circus.
I call my co hosts. Welcome to play all. Let's
get this over with podcast studio, Play All, Sanity speaking.

(01:09):
How can I pretend this isn't my life?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Ah Hi, longtime listener, first time caller. I just wanted
to say, Sanity, you're my favorite. You sound like you
hate everyone, and that makes me feel seene.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Thank you. I'll be sure to add your name to
the list of people I disappoint daily.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Next call, PS, guess what I lock captain in the
supply closet. Don't tell them where a spare key is.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Chaos. I'll tell him exactly where the key is, and
then I'll tell him where you are. Goodbye, darling.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
If you answer one more phone call like a cranky
secretary in a bad sitcom, I'm cutting the cord myself.
We're live. The people don't want silence, they want scandal.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
They also want intelligence, structure, and maybe a moment of peace.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Peace is overrated. Chaos is trending. Now, hush, smile for
the invisible audience, sweetheart, Let's give them what they came for.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, welcome to play all against my better judgment. I
am here with.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Sin against his better judgment, but entirely because of mine.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I should have let the phone keep ringing. Try this again.
Shall we welcome to play all the podcast where logic
dies slowly and I keep a running Tallly of regrets.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
And I'm sin the reason logic takes its clothes off
in the first place.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
That's not in the show notes.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
You wrote notes, how adorable. Meanwhile, I brought champagne scandal
and zero pants. Oh look me in the closets. This
is mutiny.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Mutiny please, It's for play, ladies and gentlemen. This is
why I answer phones instead of prayers.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
And yet here you are co hosting with me. Deep down,
you like the disaster.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Down, I like tax season doesn't mean I look forward
to it. If anyone's looking forward to something, it should
be what I found in the intern's notebook. No, absolutely not,
put it away.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Put it away. That's exactly how we should start the episode.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I can't take this shit anymore. And that's the tone
for tonight. Welcome to play. All, may whatever higher power
you believe in forgive us.