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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, children of the Night. We're here to do
the impossible. Create a social media account without killing each other.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Step one name Open after Dark, same as the website. Easy,
consistency matters, boring.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I'll vote for something like Spicy Nipple sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's more eye catching, doesn't mean lawsuit bait.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
No, we even spell Wi Fi right before naming things,
because I still don't trust knocks with the password.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
First of all, Captain, I set up the router. Second
branding is about elegance. Open after Dark already has mystery
and allure. Roll with it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Knocks out here acting like a corporate intern at a
vampire startup.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Chill, I already made us a TikTok account. Use your
name at chaos Daddy six y nine.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
No delete that, actually keep it for emergencies.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
What kind of emergencies require a Chaos Daddy sixty nine accounts?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
You never know the official layer of Open after Dark,
Enter at your own risk, Doors Open Nightly.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh at a devil emoji? Maybe two?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Please no emojis, We're not running a seventh grader's finsta fine.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Then at a goat emoji? Greatest of all time?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Do I vote me outside it says mystery, but also
nightblook thatdroom vibes.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, it's gotta be sexier, like a half open door
with lights filling through.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Tease the people, minimalism, a clean logo with the website
open after dark dot.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
CA picture of me and a banana costume. Everyone loves bananas.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Everyone hates bananas after eleven PM.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Moving on, doors opening soon, step inside at open after dark.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Time tag me and also chaos Daddy's sixty nine just
in case.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Great, we've officially launched the account and probably a federal investigation.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Cheers team. We're online. God help the Internet.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm going to bed,