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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Sanity, sanity, Yo. If I don't pawn my left nut
by Tuesday, we're eating ramen flavored with actual piss.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Speak for yourself, bro, I already sold my dignity on Craigslist,
got twenty bucks and a guy who thinks under the
table means rim job.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Jesus man, at least my butthole's still worth something. Yours
looks like a chewed up sleeve.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Now that's the unemployment check talking. Walmart demoted me to
self checkout monitor, which is just code for stand there
while grandma's fist vibrators into their.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Purse poofed Grandma's try. Teenagers saw this goth chick today
by four dildos in a bible. Lady wrang herself out
like Jesus, take the wheel, and also these silicone cocks.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Honestly, if inflation keeps raping my wallet, I'm transitioning to
full sugar baby mode, except I'll charge double for emotional damage. Yeah, daddy,
your ex wife was a bitch. Here's my ass, here's
my only fans, here's your credit score.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
In flames bold me, I'm starting a side hustle uber,
but I drive you off a cliff for ten bucks
less than lift gas. Money's a killer.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Literally, wait, genius, combine it. Cliff Uber, I ride shotgun
with a GoPro strapped to my dick Live streaming us
Plummet subscriber's tip crypto when we explode, you sick.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Fuck We're rich or dead either way.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Moms of Mom she Venmo requested fifty for therapy, but
screenshots showed her buying butt plugs family Discount Baby.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Fine, but we split royalties and if the parachute's a
tampon string, I'm blaming your ass literally