Boneheads-of-the-Day_053025

Man steals FERRET.  Drunk FL woman kicks cop in crotch.  (FL?) Woman claims on Tik Tok that (ex) boyfriend's rancit farts have caused seven years of sinus agony.  

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Woody's Boneheads of the day. Of course, this happened in
Flora dug Jacksonville police looking for a guy who they
say stole a six hundred and fifty dollars ferret from
a pet store and put it down his shorts.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
To me, it's crazy because we have cameras all in
the store. So the little bit of camouflage that he
did do wasn't very camouflage because he was right there
on the camera, very easy to be spotted.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's not I don't know if she was referring to
a little bit of camouflage in the shorts or what,
but that was a little forty The assistant manager of
the pet land there, and oddly, the report notes, the
man fondled the ferret for quite some time. I'll leave
that there. Let's stay in Florida only for a moment.
Police and o'calla were called to a restaurant where a

(00:48):
thirty two year old drunk by the name of Rachel King,
heavily intoxicated, I mean three sheets, refused to pay her
one hundred dollars bar tab one hundred bucks for one.
She was clearly pounding it, but she said, you didn't
have any cash, So a kind nearby bar patron stepped
in and said, hey, hey, hey, how about I take

(01:08):
care of your tab and you venmo me the money
when you get home. And that would have been a
great idea, would have been to the situation peacefully, But
the thirty two year old drunk said uh huh, declined
the offer, opted instead to dig herself a deeper hole
after they called the cops when she punched the cop
in the crotch. So the cops doubled over and somehow
manages to still arrest her for battery to a law officer.

(01:32):
That's not taken kindly in any state. So she went
to the cooler, paid seventeen thousand, five hundred dollars to
get out, So refusing that kind offer from the bar
patron essentially cost her seventeen four hundred dollars. Okay, you
got to forgive me this story. I'm letting my thirteen
year old self out and it seems like this could

(01:52):
have happened in Florida. A woman named Christine Cunnell posted
a TikTok video earlier this week that I stubbled upon
this morn talking about her condition and how she got
said condition.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
We dated like seven years ago. I've had a persistent
sinus infection ever since. He and I stayed in a
hotel one night after I had surgery and he farted terribly.
I got my sinus infection culture today, and it is
E coli. Usually don't get E coli in your sinuses

(02:26):
because echoi is from poop. I don't know how does
that get near sinuses unless you have a boyfriend who
farts disgustingly and you are forced to inhale it because
you are immobile after ankle surgery.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Can you believe that could possibly be true? And that story,
it's so disgusting.