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(00:00):
Alright, alright, alright man, it's DJ Naked and I got my boy

(00:12):
The deli man big belly man and we are high as fuck so right now we about to do some
Shit, we're gonna things they make you go hmm and I got my boy
the
Exciting Scotty me shall agree and we are here with questions and things that make you go

(00:39):
So my question is
Is funk a liquid or solid?
Funk like smell yeah, is it a liquid or solid?
Mmm
No, I believe that it would be a gas

(01:01):
Right like an odor
Odors would be classified as like gases. Okay, so if it's no because not all smells are gases
Okay, my here's my example. No, I'm not saying the smell is a gas but like funk like like bo
Yeah, yeah, I'm what you emit from your body isn't a gas
Because that's what I'm talking about. So imagine you washing your balls, right? And you had a long

(01:26):
Imagine you had a long day at the basketball court and you had on a pair of
Basketball shorts from Ross, so you know they're not velen later, right? Because they are Ross
So we know something's wrong with it and you on the basketball court and your nuts smell like
Fucking a hot dog with extra onions on it, but you get in the bathtub and you actually soak your nuts

(01:47):
But you didn't you ever like, you know, I mean then you get out the tub
But you still smell your nuts are funky. So does that mean that the funk is a gas a liquid or a solid?
Motherfuckers got bad hygiene. No, but I'm just saying I have okay
He's I've washed my ass before
And then got out and then dried it with the towel and be like damn, let's just thank you

(02:09):
Let me go back in for Ron too. No, I got I got I got answered. Okay a solid
A liquid and a gas can all be
Funk like it could all smell bad
Each element could smell bad like a rock could smell bad water could smell bad a fart could smell bad, you know
Yeah, so I don't think it is like it could be all of them to be honest

(02:34):
Yeah, I don't I feel like funk is funk. So do you feel like body odor is a jail? Is it like a excretion? Yes
What's an excretion?
Body odor is definitely an excretion
Of uh
Like uh, I mean you just like when you sweat

(02:54):
Oh, like right, but if you come where it comes with the odor like I mean, you know, uh, you leave your
arm pits you could literally
Not do anything all day for three days. Yeah, and but if you don't put deodorant on you're going to develop an odor
Yeah, pheromones

(03:14):
period
Do you like stinky girls?
Hell nah
It's not that I it's not that I like funky pussy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, but you know like you know how like, you know, like when a girl like she's shower
But she don't put deodorant on. Yeah, and she kind of like walking around

(03:38):
Yeah, like like after like an hour or two. We're just doing like casual at home shit. Yeah, and she like
Like Jess starts like her armpits Jess starts to maybe you like that smell like just the beginning
Yeah, I feel like then like oh
The strawberry smell, you know
The strawberry smell but I don't like cooter smelling bad. I only like it

(04:00):
Oh scotty what do you think about this?
Like because girls give off like their own odor, right?
You know and it's not and if they're healthy and their pH balance is is leveled then it's it's a it's it's a good smelling odor
Mmm, you know, yeah, I'm doing a little sour in the shower
If there's if there's any type of sour twang or any type of

(04:26):
No, I ain't doing nothing
If it if it don't if they don't smell or taste water or any if it has any other thing
If it has any other
There's no there's nothing pleasant about I'm just saying you know like like when a girl got out of sour
And she don't put like the perfume lotion on and all the sprays. It's just natural. Yeah, you're a savage

(04:50):
That's that's what I'm that's what I mean, you know
I'm not I'm not I'm not like I'm not
After work. I'm not indulging after work out or something if there's still a smell after she I think you weigh
Hold on a shower. He likes that like I just need to go to the doctor. No, you know how like balls have a smell
Yeah, no matter how clean if you use soap that had no smell to it your balls like your skin

(05:15):
It hasn't yeah, I agree. I agree. So it's like that's what I'm saying like
Like dick smell like Vienna sausage
To me, I'm sorry. I've smelled some dick smell
I'm still a woman
Hey, it smells like that. He's not having good night. No, no, no. I mean like baloney like no Oscar Meyer

(05:37):
No, dick smell flesh nothing like that flesh smells like baloney to me
Dick's flesh. No dick smell like baloney, bro
My dick is a baloney. Baloney's a
Not like I don't know. I just feel like that's what it smells like
Um, let's say you kissing a bitch
Oh, shit

(05:57):
And you lick her ear and it's wax in her ear
Do you tell her
Yeah, but yeah, you just casually gonna know by the reaction
I'm gonna be out. It's gonna be something Kazzy though. You don't have to flip out. Be cello. You're a freak, huh?
I'm just saying if you're already in the action and I'm like

(06:20):
And I
Know one after this clean your ears, but number one
I ain't licking no bitch. Yeah. She ain't baby already number one. No, because sometimes it can be cleaned on the outside
But on the inside now. He's I think he's saying he's only he's only doing that to wifey. I'm saying

(06:40):
Like maybe just just just a regular
Female that you get to know does not get no ear action near at the club. You're in the back of the car
It's like it's like grease. You're watching the driving
Be cello you're all in into the movement
I'm just saying how far along are we into this

(07:00):
Did we just get making out and I like or are we
15 minutes in and
I'll be like everything is going good. You kiss her. Are you rubbing her up?
Mike got one finger in the cooch. She smells good. He smells good and then you go for the ear and
They got that battery

(07:21):
If you don't just hit one of these and keep going
Oh god, I'm like
Yo, okay the ultimate question you hitting the bitch from the back
And you know you're hitting. Yeah, you hitting the bitch from the back
And you get that you know, it's it's inevitable. It's nowhere around it. You get that

(07:46):
You get that bowl of air that
You
Casually a war
I mean, you're already there. But at the end of the day
Will it happen again? Probably not. I'm just saying I mean, no, it's not not saying that the air is bad
No, look, it's less. We're not saying that the air is bad. I'm just yeah, I'm just saying oh, no

(08:08):
No, I'm saying she went from hygiene. I'm thinking we're still on
I thought she meant she farted
I was gonna be like well the pussy farted the pussy naturally farted, you know when you pin it from the back
But do you like does it does it does it startle y'all? No, that's what we're waiting for. Yeah, I waited for the pop
I'm not waiting for it. Yeah, I think that tops every freaking thing I say

(08:29):
I don't give a fuck. He's waiting for it to not for sure if it ain't talking to you. You ain't doing it right
What you talking about? I'm just saying I just feel like
You're showing your age, buddy when it's like suction cup, you know gripper
You did young gripper. It just doesn't
When we get all that air in between. Yeah, it's too much air. It's too much

(08:50):
distance between wall and
In your genitals, you know
Well, you can tell that you don't go too long because whenever you go for a while it starts to talk to you, bud
Yeah, now I like to switch up position like earlobes and shit. You're a freaky ass nigga 69 god
It's safe to say that so let me ask you this. Have you fucked in the woods?

(09:12):
No, I don't um, I don't do I don't do the woods
I have you got real serious about the woods. What's up? Be strong. What do you know about the washington woods?
I wouldn't say I was just outside in the woods. I was in a cabin. But yeah, wait
Why did the woods disturb you like look your whole body language changed?
No, the woods is just like a plate like that's where all our like
Folklore and shit like we got wood beings

(09:33):
for
So have you have you experienced any
Paranormal stuff in the woods?
Not in the woods because I don't go in the woods, but I have had
A paranormal like activity things happen to me. I think I might be because my mom she like a medium
So like she reached her car and shit like that and I think I might maybe got a little

(09:55):
Yeah, a little bit of her. Yeah, and so so what happened like what night and get tell us about your experience
Um the first time
I was like I was just moved out of my parents. I was probably like 18 19. I lived with these two Caucasian men
And what the fuck?
No, they were chill as shit. They were just older. Wait, what happened?
Yo, you tripping out. No, like he was like my coworker

(10:19):
But we were hella chill. Okay, let's skip to the story
But I was I was living there. Yeah, I'm doing the dishes and then I just hear
Like I just not even just hear but I feel like three real big steps like
But harder like louder like right behind me and I was listening to music
So I thought it was maybe it was my speaker, but I turned around though like oh, there was somebody there

(10:41):
But there was nobody there. So and then I like
Or you can turn around turn my speaker down. I was like, oh, it's probably the bass
That's it
Oh, um, and then I go back to doing the dishes. Yeah, and then I hear it again
But it's like seven eight steps this time real hard and fast

(11:03):
It felt like somebody was like about to blindside me, you know, and what happened? I turned around there's nobody there
I was scared as shit. I called my homeboy. I'm like dude
Like I think somebody's in the house, you know, he's like dude. There's nobody in the house
I checked all the rooms. He lived in like this hella big house. Right. So I checked all the rooms
I didn't see nobody in there. I locked the doors and then I went in my room until

(11:25):
Now were you high when this happened? No, I was not key
I was this was like a fresh morning
Like waking up from night from like work from the night before and I was like Scottie's trying to process
I had to do the dishes before I smoked because I wouldn't have did the dishes
And then there was another time at my girlfriend at my girlfriend's house, but at my bm's house. I um a ghost

(11:46):
Uh touched touched me sexually while I was laying on her bed and I was laying there
And I just got off of work and I'm laying there like this, right?
And then I feel like something like kind of like
So a ghost sucked your dick. No, no, no, no, I didn't let it get that far, you know
So a ghost was jacking you off. It was like touching my

(12:06):
Touching my leg. So you telling me that a ghost
And I swear to god
I believe you I believe you I believe you but the ghost was rubbing your thighs
I like I kind of like wake up because I just got off of work and my bm was in the shower and I was kind of I was
Hellatired, right and I kind of like well I sat up. Were you on drugs? No, I just got off of work

(12:28):
Okay, you got off of work. Where were you working at? I was working at Ivers. There's this fish place in
Washington called Ivers, okay, and I like had like an apron on
And I had like a pouch and I was like, oh, maybe because my stomach was kind of bigger back then and I was like
Maybe me breathing up and down is like moving my bag or something
So I took that off took my apron off laid back down and while I was going to sleep again

(12:52):
I started to feel it but it was like what were you feeling it felt like
Felt like somebody was going like this
Like on your on your thighs like all my like yeah all my by your balls or no like right on the outside
Right on top of the thigh, right? So then and then I sat back up and I was like

(13:16):
So what'd you fuck a ghost is what we want to know?
Like if it was like oh my god, this thing is this no yesterday
Like if they had legs if they had legs, what are you fucking talking about? I don't want to fuck like a casper type of bitch ghost
You don't want to fuck a blanket
Yeah, like all just floppy down there, but you would fuck a ghost. What if it was an old old slave ghost?

(13:40):
No
You said you'll fuck anything with like it like let's say I had a wife
And she had just passed and that night I was dreaming of her and I woke up. She was there
Would you fuck a random ghost? I'm not no
I'm not because I don't know what ghosts are carrying on the limbo side
You know, I don't know what type of like you can get a gt g g g g g a ghost transmitted disease

(14:03):
Yeah, I don't know what's in that realm of things like beetle juice when he was at the doctor and this went totally
I know man. Yeah, I love him
No, I have a question. Okay
Okay, so if you were stranded on a beach
For a year for two years
And there is there was a mermaid there a girl mermaid
Would you want her to be the top half fish or would you want her bottom half to be fish and why?

(14:30):
Uh, I want the bottom half to be fish because we're gonna cook that motherfucker if I get too hungry and she'll still have the top
play with the titties or something
I like the cat not fish
Catfish
I think I would take I'd rather her because bro. Who gonna kiss you want to kiss the fish? I'm saying what?

(14:50):
I want I want the top to be human and the bottom to be mermaid. What do you want to leave?
A face you want her face to be a fish
No, you want her face to be a human. Yeah face to be a human. What about you bro?

(15:13):
Definitely gonna be the top half human. Okay, but
Damn, I thought one of you guys was gonna say bottom
No
My homeboy said bottom so I was like your homeboy
Was he undragged?
Fucking a fish head with legs. I'm saying they can't even talk
I'm saying you you're gonna be oh, yeah, I like those people that beyond those instagram things fucking those fish

(15:38):
Have you fucked that fish before? No
Not even that's not even the fish with big lips. No
Oh
I'm scared of the water. Oh, you scared of what why you scared of water because I'm scared of fish. I have fish phobia
Well, really? Yes. I was at the lake one time in a
Fish put my whole pinky toe in its mouth and I had to run out of the fucking water and I was scared of shit

(16:01):
And I've never like I just don't fuck your life is true. You have a traumatic shit going
So you won't go to aquarium. I won't go to an aquarium
Like where the all the fishes behind the glass. Yeah, no, I'll go there. I'm chilling there
But you ain't getting I'm not getting in the um, I'm not getting in like the lake
Or like the like the river it just depends

(16:23):
No, I won't get in the ocean unless I'm at like ocean shores or something
But I want to surf too if I could surf then I'll go in the ocean
But then like um, I have just a real big fear of like
Encountering animals, but I have like a plan
Like in case I did I do encounter these animals
Nigga, you're making me feel high

(16:44):
What's the plan with the animals because I thought you were cool with animals. No, I'm very very cool with animals
No, no, no, no, no, no tell them how how you're gonna, uh wrestle a bear
No, oh first of all he said this before no, I would not fight
I would not wrestle the bear like if if I got into a fight with a bear
Like life or death I would survive a bear attack
You know, I would give it such a problem to where he'd be like fucking my nigga

(17:07):
Have you seen that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio? Yes. What cocaine bear? No the other one
Revenant, huh? It's called Revenant. Would he fought a bear? Yes
Fucked him up, but he survived though. Yeah, but look but look at the different you got that train like that
That he barely survived that was a movie. Oh wait. Was this a real thing? Is this a real scenario?
Yeah, we'll watch the movie, but it's like a three hour movie, but it's yeah about a bear

(17:29):
About a survivor in this survival
What is Leonardo DiCaprio, right? Yep. Okay, if you strand it
Somewhere and you don't have none to drink would you drink your pee? Yeah
I mean I wouldn't have a choice. Yeah, oh god
And if you not drink no because because if you dehydrated your pee gonna make your pee is so nasty

(17:52):
Dog, it is smoke. It's gonna make you even more dehydrated
I don't think it'll make you more dehydrated
I don't know. Okay, both of you were stranded on an island and you realize oh no
If you both of you were stranded at the top of a mountain
And you guys realize you know what we fucking hungry as hell would you start eating your own body parts my own?

(18:17):
Yeah, I would I would ask I would ask exotic to
uh surrender
Like a forearm or something before I start eating myself. Damn
I got you like bro. I mean, what if you would you would you cut yours off?
If this week if we're not if we don't get found you eat yours next week. I'll cut mine off
Number one. He'd have been he'd have been got left because I

(18:39):
I because I ain't staying around to find out so so so I mean because I definitely ain't eating him and he
Definitely ain't eating me. So y'all wouldn't chop off. So I would he'd definitely be a dead body
On the ground trying to eat me and I'm gonna try to get my ass down from that
Man, scottie is a fucking gang. So he said don't even think and he's been every day
We could just chop off a finger and give it to each other. No

(19:02):
Just to keep each other alive wouldn't care because I would rather try
I would die trying to get off the mountain sleepy's holding right now
God damn time in the camera's on you buddy
Yeah, I I died trying to get off the mountain before I try to stay alive
I don't want you to fall out behind this but just uh
Uh, B cell did you did you get it? You cannot

(19:28):
Bro, I think you practice cannibalism
No, I'm not saying that's my first choice as soon as I get a little famous
I'm saying if it came down to that
Look at that scottie, look at that, he's like yeah
He showed me the movie where the people crash on the plane
These thoughts are oh with the with the um the dudes that
Yeah, and then they're like oh

(19:49):
I didn't see it yet. I didn't see it. Was it good? It's like an old movie. Oh movie. Oh this shit
They had some other movie where like you want for the bears? I could I like a black bear
Any bear any bear any bear?
No, I'm taking I could take a black bear, bro
You do you think you could take a polar bear? I know not a polar bear polar bears too deadly

(20:13):
Yeah, that's all affairs. He's human. You say you say you can take a bear right?
Like I could survive a bear
I don't think I could take it but I could survive the bear attack. I'm not I'm not going I'm not dying to the bear for sure
Weird deteriorating here

(20:35):
I don't think I can god bless him right
I like I like it. I like his enthusiasm. I would I would get fucked up no lie
I might lose a leg a arm and I a couple things but I will survive though
I will be able to tell the tale. I like his optimism. Yeah, that's that's the word

(20:55):
I like that but your ass is getting fucked up and left. Okay being from washington. Have y'all experienced piranhas?
um
No, I I never I I've heard I don't even know if piranhas in washington. I just said that
They do got a lot of fish at the pike police market. Yeah, because we because we do

(21:18):
We do trades with elastic. You said what giants?
Where do giants come from? It's a piranha. So where did piranhas come from?
I was just thinking since he can survive a fucking bear. I wonder if he would survive
a hundred piranhas
Not what you thought on that? I'm not I can't take anything in the water. What about an alligator? Do you think that you can?

(21:39):
I think as long as it don't death row
Oh, what the fuck was that? That was so loud
I think it's just a pen
Like how on how big the alligator is if the alligator is my size my height
I'm taking it
Like all I gotta do is jump on his back put him in a four nelson hella fast
He got those short short little stubby arms and shit. Once I get those off the ground. He's just oh, do you know how much

(22:03):
Do you know how much alligator weighs?
And no, he's gonna weigh the same amount as me
And be the same height as me
So we're gonna be in the same weight class. Are you afraid of caterpillars?
Um, I don't really fuck with him
I think he's afraid of any bug alive
I'm a I'm a jill fighter bear. I'm not afraid of the bugs, right? I just I have this

(22:25):
This phobia treaty
Yeah, that I don't fuck with you. Hey that like hey, that's how I don't touch me. I don't like caterpillars
I feel like caterpillars are they have a agenda
I feel like people are sleep on caterpillars. I'm a conspiracy theorist behind the caterpillars
I feel like caterpillars are slowly but surely
overpopulating
He's petrified
No, because something in my past life knows something crazy about fucking caterpillars. Did you know that caterpillars?

(22:50):
You know, did you know that butterflies drink blood?
They drink what butterflies like to drink blood?
Like just kazi or is that's like their uh, like that's like their food source. No, that's that's that's uh
Like a fun fact that they're like human blood human blood. Yeah, that if a dead body was on the floor there drink the blood

(23:11):
And did you know that caterpillars are like the the caterpillars are so
Not only weird and ugly, but they're so their defense mechanism to keep them alive is so strong
Their birds don't even eat them. Yeah, so they tend to overpopulate like
But they they don't live so are you so are you saying the caterpillars are gonna take us over?

(23:32):
Uh, they have I mean the caterpillars have been uh taken over houses and swarming to eating trees and fucking up the ecosystem
Yeah, I might not be paying attention to it, but the caterpillars are like they get pretty bad
Listen, I hate them mother fuckers
They're eating trees
Yeah, I'm serious
They're eating trees

(23:56):
All right, I'll be before you guys leave I'm gonna enlighten the unibrow caterpillar and once I show you caterpillars then you start realizing
Yeah, they are bad, bro. They they took over a whole island. You can google it the caterpillars took over a whole island
DJ caterpillar
No, I hate caterpillars
Now there was a locust on on on the on the patio

(24:20):
actual
negative
Grasshopper the size of a Oscar Meyer wiener. It probably was a cicada
It was what?
I thought the devil was coming
Yeah, you say if you go outside right now
And it's not running you hear like a whistling noise. Yeah, no it wasn't cicada. It was definitely

(24:44):
Cater's but they're like this big bro them cicadas wings sounds like like like something
Yeah, they they got that real hard clap to yeah, you guys got weird bugs out here
So what's the weirdest thing that y'all have in washington?
Yeah
Oh god
Do you think bigfoot is real? Yeah, I think they're I think at one point like all the things were real

(25:08):
But they're like even if they're like like a unicorn like what if there was an actual horse and his goal just
Was like deformed and somebody seen it was like
Most definitely I believe I believe in I mean I feel like if too many I feel like
a lot of folklore and a lot of
Tales and a lot of gods that uh, you know, whatever I feel like those things are universal across many different

(25:32):
religions and cultures and I feel like if you see the same thing and more than at least two cultures
And it's got to be real. It's like when the Aztecs
Point to the sky and they knew the constellations and they like, you know, I think people people back then were chosen
Well, I'll go down the rabbit hole about this shit
but
Like it's just certain cultures were chosen to carry out certain things and they were giving certain information

(25:54):
You know and every all the people that came down to visit them some of them were not
Supposed to be worship at scots. Is it you believe in aliens? Yeah most definitely
I feel like we're alien. I feel like every state the person is an alien if you ever notice a person from
California is normally is depressed when they come down south because the air just hits different

(26:15):
Like like a person from California when they move down south, they're they're miserable
I feel like certain regions we are a species meant for those certain areas
Yeah
And in in its own way it makes you alien people from the south cannot not saying they can't survive
But people from the south
Are kind of interchangeable between going up north to be cold, but we we still can't handle the cold

(26:40):
You know, I mean, I like the cold, you know, like you're from new york
Yeah
But you know people in the south they're more prone to be able to take on the heat
Yeah, that's hot as shit out here. Yeah, then people in florida. They tend to like muggy weather
They their bodies literally adapted to be in that moist weather. You know, I mean
I like california. I feel like california the air just hit different out there, bro. It's so crispy

(27:07):
I don't know
Yeah, we high as fuck and that was fun
I am kidding
He's still mad at you about trying to eat his arm
I'm just I'm mad at him for why not for leaving
And just being like survive on your own that's we could we could have got out here together even if it was a couple less limbs

(27:31):
But you wanted him to cut his arm first and and and then if next week we don't make it I'll cut mine
No, like or we could have did the finger for finger trade
You know and he would have got most of the majority of the meat. He would have got majority of the meat if he cut his arm first
If he cut his shit off, I'd only I'll only take like 33 percent of it and he can either
I

(27:53):
Fair and then when I cut mine off
You know
I'm just thinking about the future
Well sleeping
You'll feed us for a minute

(28:16):
You don't want me
Too many drugs in me. I got medicine in me. I don't taste good. I was empty
Insulin blood pressure medicine hot fries, you don't want me. I'm not good
Hey sleepy tastes like jack in the box. I already know

(28:37):
He says like hey, bro
Sleep is the most cleanest big eye. I know I don't give a fuck sleepy is the cleanest big guy. I fucking know like for
I don't know
What's the dirtiest thing I'll ever did
Like snot rocking on or any hit the wall. Has anybody ever did a snot rocking in hit the wall?

(28:57):
Yeah, I know you was growing me like that
Yeah, I think when I first started doing snot rocking. I'm not like I'm not like no not intentionally
But you know, have you ever like got something on your hand and then you flung it and hit the wall
Don't lie
No, I can't say that

(29:18):
Do y'all spit in the club on the floor? Oh, I do also. Oh my god
And it's funny when you see girls walk barefoot. It's the funny shit like oh, yeah, just spit right there
Yeah, can't you look at your negative foot
Fasty, that should make my stomach fat. Fitting in the club is diabolical
Nah, like what am I supposed to do? But I bet y'all I bet y'all ash on the motherfucking flow though, huh?
Oh, yeah, I do. In the club? Yeah. Oh, yeah, if you like this smoke. I ask so what's worse?

(29:43):
Ashing on the floor, spitting on the floor. I think it's equally
Equally equally just spitting on the floor is definitely worse. That is a bodily fluid. It depends on where we're at
That's a bodily fluid. You try to club like no, there's like
You can ash on the floor all day. I can get vacuumed up throwing up on those floors. You don't know what's on that spit

(30:03):
Come on, man. What about boys?
He always throws the fucking sodas on the floor in the club like drinks
So you can see it's really just a scary bunch back
I ain't gonna lie. I'm I'm king of dumping liquor on the floor if somebody give me a shot and I pretend like I drink
I ain't gonna lie. I just don't know. If it DJ Booth I work here and smell like tequila

(30:25):
I just don't know. I'll be like you want a shot? No, man
I'm glad I left Houston in Houston. There was no denying a shot. It was like I'd be like, what is it?
I'm great at saying no
Yeah, no now I'm I'm strong. If it's a friend. I'm no, I'm a strong. I mean if I don't if I don't drink
A stranger's never offered me a drink. I'm saying if I don't drink. I'm not gonna compromise my I try not to

(30:48):
I drink when I want to drink. I don't like people giving me drinks, especially out here
No, for real. Because out here y'all are crafty out here. I don't know the liquor just hit so different in Austin
Maybe because it's fresh. I ain't taking a drink from nobody
If I hand you a drink, you just know it's what it's supposed to be. Any of you guys

(31:09):
ever had taken communion?
What's yeah, what is that communion is when like like when you go to church and it's first Sunday
They give you the cracker and the juice. No, I never did that. Yes. I have
Does it cringe you when have you ever had to do the cup?
I used to have to do the cup when I was little right when they put the when they put the wine in the cup

(31:29):
Mm-hmm. I don't like that. You guys all drink from the same cup. Yeah, you guys all drink it from the same cup. Yeah
What do y'all think about it? There was no such thing as it's turning on that cup
Everybody hit that cup that golden chalice. Yeah

(31:50):
He smushes it in he'd be like this is the body of crisis the blood and he just smushes it right back in
Yeah, those cups were diabolical. Mm-hmm. When I think about it to this day like I just I never got sick
Never got those cups have covered all over right now. Yep. Man
These cups are disgusting. I think the I think the that cups the least of the catholics problems, bro

(32:16):
Definitely do you believe that the Vatican is the tunnel to hell?
What?
That do you believe that the Vatican really is not as holy as people think and it really has
Luciferic
I think that religion was made to control us most definitely. Yeah
I don't believe in I don't like do the whole like man-made religion and stuff like that

(32:38):
Yeah, I'm very more like spiritual type of person. Do you guys believe in crystals?
Oh
Yes, I I believe that they're real
Do you believe that they have metafit metaphysical properties? Yes, I believe so too like even what's that shit that the
at the the the place with the president and say like where

(33:01):
Um martin did his mart or his speech or whatever and it has like that tall white. Uh, oh the uh, the uh, the
What they call it a glyph prolific? No
It's not a sphinx a fucking um
It's like a tall crystal. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's a crystal. Yeah
That's what like or it's not like a crystal

(33:21):
But it's like that's what the point of it is to like collect certain like
energies and stuff in the air
That's where they they usually put it on like holy places or they put it at like sacred places and shit like that to like grab
The energy from people no facts
I forgot what that shit's called, but they have one in you right you actually right
I

(33:43):
Believe in energy period
Whether a crystal rock or whatever contains energy. I don't doubt it
But yeah, yeah as far as you believe in magic
Or like sorcery sorcery
Yeah, definitely. I think so
I think it's real. I think if you like practice it or then if you like to see those dudes on tiktok, they be like

(34:07):
Trying to push the aluminum foil over and see that that grinds my fucking gears
I be watching them like
That's not that shit is I be like, I mean, it's just fucking wind. Yeah, or the monks though
They'll be like levitating for like four five seconds
Monks

(34:27):
Like some months you saw the monks you saw a monk levitate on one. Yeah
They got like mad hang time and shit
True
And there was just one back in the day when I was a kid he caught a piece of paper on fire with with nothing but his eyes
Are you talking about something you saw in person? No, it was on

(34:48):
Yeah, I know what you when you talk about the guy the ball hit one. Yeah
Yeah, kinetic energy
Well, y'all we hiding the motherfucker we talking about shit. Nobody probably give a fuck about but this was a great conversation
And this shit is so fucking live. I appreciate you be sales. Scotty
He's like ex-Ice Scotty, you know
DJ look sleepy is dead to the world. He's trying to find a hoe to come over

(35:11):
suck him up
He's ready milkman's ready. Did you eat all my motherfucking crackers dog?
Yes, 10 love so sleepy taught me that when you eat crackers and cheese. I you know, I thought
You put one cracker
one piece of cheese
And one piece of meat

(35:32):
Apparently I have been doing it wrong the whole time
It's okay. You have to make triple-deckers. You never knew that. I mean, I just always knew that when I had a lunchable
It was only five crackers in there. So I felt like
No, it's 10 crackers and that's that's an adult lunchable. So that's why he went crazy because

(35:52):
I brought I just learned this y'all I feel
Bamboozle and he said
Man, no, we're just fat as shit and we do things overly when he said at the mayonnaise
I'm like, you know what that is fat as fuck the mayonnaise on that on those crackers might be something different
mayonnaise is atrocious

(36:13):
What is a only what is a only? I think it's like a oil or something. A only is definitely a mayonnaise
Okay, because I like a only I just don't know what it is. She says everything we go for
Okay, yeah, when I learned the word a only I used it so fucking bad like like diabolical
I went into places that I know they had no a only and was like at burger king. Do you have a only sauce?

(36:35):
I was abusing the word
I was abusing a only because I thought that
Shout out to hop daddy that put me on a only. Have you ever eaten at hop dolly? Yeah, what is that hop daddy?
Hop daddy's oh my god
That does the french fries in the bowl
Oh
Oh my god, and their drinks their drinks are a look good too. Man. They got the fucking sweet potato fries drilled in the

(37:05):
Huh, is it open right now?
Tomorrow. Yeah, we're gonna hop daddy's
The only thing about it is the fucking parking. Yeah, you gotta pay $40 to fucking parking go eat at hop daddy's on congress
I'm so confident. Yeah, that's why you gotta go up north. Oh to where uh Anderson Lane
Oh, there is a yeah, we go right next to it's right next to cover three

(37:30):
What's okay? What the fuck is cover three? We've been saying that forever. What's cover three cover three is like a bar place
Like a burger spot. You know
It's good
Damn, what's the one place across three from the private stock? We got that

(37:51):
Or dirty birdie or something dirty birdie that place is bomb. Is that the place with the uh, uh, the biscuits?
The biscuit chicken. I think they might but
And the chicken sandwich was so good and they have like these loaded waffle fries shout out to not a damn chance burger
Man, we got the chance. Is that place good? Yeah, we haven't tried it yet. Yeah, it's pretty cool

(38:14):
But I've heard good things
Yeah, shout out to them. Um
Shout out to fucking
Uh-oh, you got the dancing bug going
Shout out to frugals. What's frugals frugals is this uh, Tacoma place or the this burger place in Tacoma
Which is that like good and um and burger ranch. All right, man. I have a question right real quick

(38:37):
Why the fuck does in and out burger not have bacon?
um
And about burgers sucks ass and it's not like like like five guys like awkward little cousin. Yeah
I think a burger without bacon is diabolical
A burger without bacon is I believe in and out is overhyped

(38:59):
And water burger is also overhyped, but it's definitely water burgers get a shot
Water burger chicken tenders are water burger is definitely better than in and out the patty melt
Yeah
All day
Take the patty melt and then get the the chicken strips sandwich
Take the bottom pieces of bread off stack them on top of each other

(39:20):
Eat that until you're not getting your gains
level
Unfucking logs
Or the munchie meal bro at jack in the box
Jack in the crack is actually I think jack in the box is literally made by stoners. Hey, so look look I got put on to something
Uh
My producer mask

(39:40):
Put me on this shit. So you got to go to water burger. You got to get you
a double
cheeseburger plain and add
honey
The honey barbecue and the honey chicken biscuit butter sauce. Oh, I'm already on it. I'm gonna abuse that sauce
I'll put that on everything. Yeah, good. Yeah

(40:01):
We got a bottle of that in know we got some in the kitchen
Niggah that honey butter is interchangeable like it can go on anything and everything
Yeah, I don't like ketchup, but that's their spicy ketchup is like the best who got the best onion rings
I'll say water burger white castle
Is white castle still a thing? Yeah

(40:23):
We don't have it
Oh
Yeah, no, um best onion rings. I'm gonna have to get that to like
Red robin or applebees red robin is so good too. They do like what was the one that had just like the tower
No, sonic sonic has went like this for the last 15 years, bro

(40:46):
I can't even think back. I really fucking hate the fact that it's so bad now
I hate that sonics tell the people who brings the food to the car to leave the condiments behind because they think they
Going to get the tip when they leave it the first time
Yeah, no, you just piss somebody off the first time you leave it
You're never gonna tip by not bringing it out the first time
You get a tip if you bring it out the first time. I'm tired of having anxiety there

(41:08):
Yeah, like why like with the roller skates and shit like that like because if you do drop my shit, bro
And then I got to wait another 45 minutes
And it's like it was with this I want to drive up order my food and keep driving straight. Why am I parked in this?
Little thing right here. I hate that
All right, y'all we're gonna wrap this up man. This was definitely some great high talk with my boy b-cell

(41:32):
exotic scotty
dj sleepy
New year man we out. I love it y'all tuning in good day
Yeah
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