PJ THE BATHROOM GUY

AUSTIN, TX

Episode Transcript

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We got a special motherfucking gas man.

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What up big boy?
What it do?
What it do?
How you doing man?
You gonna introduce yourself?
I'm PJ the bathroom man.
Shit y'all know me.
Everybody knows me in the city.
But if you don't know man, this is one of the number one nightclub concierge man.
You can find him at Red Rose in the bathroom.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm making sure everything is going smooth.

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We gonna get into that man.
Sleepy what the fuck has been up dog?
Shit I think we should just be real with our friends.
We've been just socializing life.
You know I was in the hospital for a couple days.
Now I'm on a health kick trying to get my life back together.
But I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to get my life back.
I'm just trying to get my life back.
I'm just trying to get my life back.
I'm just trying to get my life back.
Trying to get my life back together.
But other than that we gonna be here partying.
Showing you good times and you know life is great.
You know what I mean?
Just gotta keep it moving.
Kinda good.
Man I love that man.

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And speaking of sick like we literally have been like going through some things man.
I had ozempic issues and man this been wild.
It's been very wild y'all.
I think it's like what you say when we were young over your kids.
You hear your daddy and your grandmother talking about when you turned 38, 40.

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Shit started not working the same.
Started to like when you wake up.
But now it's just like it's part of life.
You can't dodge that nowhere now.
Most definitely.
Man health is well.
You guys take care of yourself out there man.
You know what I'm saying?
Shout out to my boy PJ man.
Cause PJ is like one of the pioneers of making and doing a total 360 visually.

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And we probably drop a picture of that.
Like PJ tell us about your health journey and like you know how big used to be.
Well really to start I wasn't always big.
You know what I mean?
Like I played soccer in high school.
I was pretty healthy for the most part.
But after I got out of high school you know that's when life starts taking a hold of you.

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You end up just a whole different lifestyle.
So I was just a very responsible worker but on the weekends you know I like to enjoy myself
and part of that was just you know living an unhealthy lifestyle.
Eating whatever you wanted to.
Going to sleep waking up trying to revive yourself through the years.
That takes its toll you know.

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I tell people you ain't get big overnight.
You're not going to lose it overnight.
But it's the day by day you know.
Most definitely.
But so you know finally I got I think at my heaviest I was probably like at 365 you know
you know when you're that big you don't really know how big you are.
You're leaning over trying to see the needle and looking and every breath you take that

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thing swinging and swinging you don't know.
So I guesstimate it was probably like 365 but it took me about like two and a half years
to get all that weight off just through diet, exercise, living a healthy lifestyle.
Not just what I started doing but what I stopped doing.
If you step back and look at how you're living your life you're in the shape you're in due

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to the lifestyle you're living.
If you're not in good shape you're not living a healthy lifestyle and you have to sit back
and be honest with yourself what's causing that.
We can all answer that question.
It ain't no secret.
It ain't no science.
We all know where we're slipping but the hardest part of the journey of living in a healthier
lifestyle is mentally being willing to accept your flaws, be honest with yourself and tell

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yourself that this is the reason why things aren't going the way I want to.
And mentally being accepting to leave that stuff behind and pick up healthier habits
that are going to contribute to it.
And what a lot of people don't know like PJ holds a special spot in my heart because
man when I started my sobriety journey I would go in the bathroom and I remember the day

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I started I say PJ day one he would say alright, what you used to tell me?
It was just some hours, something you used to say.
It's only 24 hours in a day.
Yeah he was like 24 hours in a day.
24 hours in a day.
Day by day.
You know I would be like PJ day two and he's very supportive you know and whatever it is

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that you want to do and try man like PJ is that guy who will help you and I mean 365
days I'm one year sober and I want to thank everybody who was there you know including
PJ man because there's plenty of nights he didn't see me in the bathroom crazy you know
what I mean he never judged me but just to be there you know what I mean like I appreciate

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that.
Oh I'm very supportive for people that want better for themselves but that's the main
part is a lot of people they know what to do but they're just not willing to accept
it and it's like at that point.
I mean you're cheering for a team that's destined to lose Doug and that's just the reality of
it like it's not.
You can't I mean it's tough.

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And I want to say congratulations to Sleepy bro he started his workout journey you know
what I'm saying and I will tell you man there's no shortcuts to this shit because like right
now I'm on Ozympic and yes I'm losing weight but I am paying for it like it's no shortcut
to it you know and I'm not on Ozympic to lose weight but amazingly for my diabetes but I
will tell you this like you know those who are out there with no Ozympic and who really

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getting up and pushing themselves to go work I applaud you guys man because it definitely
takes discipline it takes hard work and it's all about your support system find you people
that want to see you win you know.
And part of the reason why I like I try to help people that are in that same position
for one I've been there I know what you're going through I did it all myself like I had

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people that were inspirational but they were just inspirational when they saw me when I
woke up every morning it took me to get out of bed and me to make things happen for me
to open up that front door and take that step and get to it you know I mean nobody's going
to hold your hand a hundred percent through the way you'll have your support and they're
good while they're there but what really snapped for me is back in 2014 I had a homeboy same

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size as me we both were best friends people thought we were brothers and he kept having
heart problems finally he passed with congestive heart failure and I sat there and watched that
happen to him and I watched the family come in I know how it hurt people I watched our
other friends I know how it hurt me and like everybody's remarks where he had a long life

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left to live or he died too soon or this had any other like I felt like that could for
one that could have been avoided for two that could have been me right there I'm right there
with him all day every day like that's me so it really snapped into reality you don't
take care of yourself out here man you just cut your time short on this earth right so

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it is that really kind of I didn't want to be remembered for the gone too soon kind of
person man I wanted to be remembered for the greatness that I've done and accomplished
while off here and I really just put a fire under my ass like man get your shit together
and get out here and shine bro nobody's gonna believe you're anything of greatness if you're
not producing having great production you know I mean so your life is your movie you

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write it day by day script by strip are you writing a story you're proud to tell people
man if you really honestly ask yourself that and you and you're honest about your answer
if that answer is no it's as simple as changing it but you have to it's simply said but you
have to put that action to it right so get out there put that action before we get off
that I want thing PJ he he has a little life hack and lately I've been doing it and I'm

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not doing it you know I think I was I'm not doing it voluntarily put it like this but
no it's the eating slower and enjoying like eat slower you don't have to eat it all at
one time savor each bite actually chew your food cuz I mean I like those epic will not

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let you intake too much but I have it's taught me how to pace myself and not to just yeah
just throwing down like picture just like picture this picture this okay so what you're
putting in your mouth is a solid and what it comes out regardless of how much you do

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or don't chew what the waste that you produce is not a solid the mass the solid mass you
put it in so somewhere between your mouth and your ass it went through a process that
process is eat more easily done by your mouth by devout just chewing the shit out of your
food so when it goes into your system it don't have to work to break it down any further

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you your mouth did it for you now if you don't especially if you eat a lot of red meats and
stuff like that your stomach is working overtime it's if working at all you're not getting
all the nutrients because it's like breaking down rocks rather than sludge you're not getting
all the nutrients from your food as like you're really just cut shut cutting yourself short

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by not chewing your food so I love that and before we move on and get into today's topics
you went to Thailand right yeah yeah I went for almost a month that's called a motherfucking
real vacation yeah now you fucking people be doing talk about two or three days my man
went out there got with the culture I was there for a month like I wanted to experience

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what it was like to live there not just go on some tourist shit not just go and you know
have a good weekend or whatever I wanted to know what the day to day life would be like
in this how was how was the weather every day it was very hot now we live in Texas so we
were used to kind of hot it was different it was a different hot not humid right no not

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humid very but it was different hot but I looked at some of the other foreign people
that were not from Texas that came from cooler climates and I was I was thankful I was like
yeah I went through a little training before I got here so but it was hot you do sweat
everywhere you go but I will tell you this everybody sweats but nobody stinks and I'm

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pretty sure it's just because they eat fresh good food over there it's not the processed
stuff we eat here in America but I did find that very interesting because I sweat here
in America too and I mean I work out shit y'all work out with me but we sweat and here it
smells it smells like sweat you know what I mean but over there.
Maybe ask the question you've been waiting to ask about Thailand are the process to truly

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25.
They're not 25 cents but they are.
What about the legendary state where's our co-host say.
They're out there too but the thing is and what's crazy is it's like people joke about
it but keep in mind we live in Austin Texas they're here too and I feel like the ones

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here are more outspoken and more like almost kind of look for attention.
Over there they just they're not waiters waiters waiters waitresses your servers they you don't
really see you judge people off their character they're not acting outlandish they're not doing
anything crazy they're normal people so it's like it's very easy to like honestly I find

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I feel like I just I'm not really involved in the culture here in Austin so it's like
it almost is like I guess fear of the unknown it makes me uncomfortable.
Over there and I guess that that uncomfortable in a sense makes me feel like I have some
sort of borderline homophobia type stuff even though I'm pretty open to anybody as long
as they're respectful but over there I did not get that weird type vibe.

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So they don't so so Americans are the only people that over sexual.
I think it's just a tourist.
People go to the most like it's they know where the hood is.
I'll tell you this bro I'll tell you this it's definitely out there and if you're looking
for it you can find it.
But if they're not they're not trying to force that on you they're open about who they are
they're not you're not trying to fool nobody like there.

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Can you say that can you say that I was trying to cut you off because how you just said it
can you say that one thing you told me the other day about the bathroom about looking
at dicks and then I oh man yeah I done I done seen I done I seen people in the bathroom
you know they're sitting there talking to their homeboy at the urinals talking to their
they glance down every real quick glance down.
What is you doing?

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Sometimes the girls come up they want to buy snacks and shit and they're like hey can you
come here I'm like for what just what do you need I'm not leaving all this while you're
being and like I don't want to see no dicks and I tell them look I've worked in this bathroom
for 15 years I ain't never seen a dick you know are we back in America is this story
to see a dick wait is this story taking place in America or Thailand?
No in the bathroom here in America this is what he's talking about but as I will tell

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him it's like man I've been in the bathroom for 15 years not once have I ever seen a dick
because I wasn't trying to see a dick if you stop trying to see it then you won't fucking
see it don't look down there's nothing down there for you like.
Right.
But that's what he means like in Thailand if you're not looking for you're not going to
run into it you know what I'm saying.
So tell us about the being the bathroom guy what is your job what's the normal day?

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So basically man that bathroom is an open platform for anything you want you know what
I mean you are your own independent contractor you work it however you want and the thing
is it's like it's really truly an ultimate hustle because just because you learn one
location you might go to another location and it'd be a totally different ball game

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you have to learn to adapt.
So it's like when I started basically you just get the bare essentials and as people
are coming through you just talk to them hey man what do you need that I don't have if
one person says it cool if ten people say it that might be some money right there you

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missing out on you might want to get that.
So that's kind of what I've been doing my whole 15 years is setting up shop finding
out my clientele getting to know people I've been doing it so long now I have a lot of
these customers I used to serve their mom and serve their daddies when they used to come
in like I'm generational in this game now.
But yeah man and I always used to worry about job security like man I don't know what I

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would ever do like if I lost this job or whatever but now I've been doing it for so long and
just for whatever reasons end up working at multiple locations and I feel very confident
that like if you do a good job you'll always be welcome.
And for you guys that don't know what we're trying to say PJ has a bathroom set up that

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looks like a fucking 7-Eleven store just in the corner.
So if you need breath mints you need fucking eye drops you need cigarettes you need vapes
you need a phone charger you need this you need that PJ is your go to man in the club
you took a shit you need some cologne to smell good PJ got you.
Yes sir yes sir I sell convenience if I'm right there next to people when they need

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something.
So you're not the only are you the bathroom guy but you are a clothing line designer and
owner what's the name of your clothing line.
Yeah I started a little clothing line called Attics and Fiends Culture Club it's really
just based on street culture you know I love street art street cultures things of that
nature but I based it off such so I can make anything from bags to hats to clothes to.

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Can you zoom can you take your hat and put it in the camera so they can see in your shirt
and I mean like PJ makes everything and I like the way it's all about like you say street
culture.
And the quality is fine.
The quality you can find in even Marcus this shit is top tier.
I make sure that you know I'm saying like if I'm making something would I buy it you

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know what I mean would I be happy with it.
If I put a price tag on it what I could I justify that.
I feel absolutely man I want my shit to be A1 quality you know what I mean.
So they can purchase give them your Instagram handle your website like how they can get
in touch with you.
So basically you just go on my website it's got all my Facebooks Instagrams everything

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linked in on my website is a www.atticsandfiends.com so check that out.
I'm not too sure what the Instagram handles or but they're on there but yeah just go check
out my website.
And if they want to follow you.
Me personally my Instagram page is pj.pj.512 it'll pop up pj the bathroom man that's me

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but all my everything's linked in through there definitely follow.
So are you ready to get in the pot with us.
First thing we do so I want to welcome you to the year podcast.
This is me and sleepy's baby in this growing and shout out to everybody that's been following
and keeping up with us shout out to my aunt Jan.
She keeps us on our toes because sometimes I'm telling you.

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Hey man.
Jan is like what happened to your podcast and you know I'm telling you we a lot has
happened within the last two weeks and so we back on and shout out to people listening
to us.
So what we normally do is we start the podcast off we're telling you was today's national
day today is national professional house cleaners day.

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Today is national Monte Cristo day.
What's that man I have a fuck up a Monte Cristo back in the Benigan state.
I'm looking at it it Benigan's had the Monte Cristo's that looks like a sandwich.
It's like it's like a turkey ham club sandwich with all these cheese in it but they they
batter it and like funnel cake and they fry it and they put powdered sugar on it and it

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comes with some sort of like raspberry preserves dip in there.
That sounds like you're a fat boy.
Where can we get one right now.
Where can we get one right fucking now.
I didn't know they had jelly on it.
You know I'm threatening me with a cup of jelly to dip it in.

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Oh don't threaten me with a good fucking.
It's like if you just decided you're done on this earth.
Just go ahead.
Just go ahead.
What a way to go.
What a way to go.
It was a Monte Cristo.
I mean it's gonna get you there real quick.
Wow.
And the thing is I ain't never seen them serve them in any less than a four piece.

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Like you're gonna get four big ass triangles of these big ass deep fried batter sandwiches.
So it's like a funnel cake sandwich with ham.
It's a funnel cake club with three different cheeses and ham and turkey.
Bacon.
Ham and turkey.
I feel like I don't need to go on a diet to talk about it.
So is that like a dirty little secret?

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Well no I've been to get all the only fuck with it from Bennegan's and they are no more.
So I just you know I kick that habit just so I was like.
I don't know they have it at Cats in Houston.
If you ever go to Charlotte Cats in Houston.
I don't know.
I heard they're building that Cats back on 6th Street.
They bringing it back.
What?
They want play and pop.
Yeah they finna bring it back.
They bought that whole building real.
Oh wait wait.
Cats bought the building?
Cats bought play honey.

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Come on for 24 hours.
Cats has opened 24 hours in Houston.
It's like the food is not all that.
But it's 24 hours.
I'll say this.
You know about the original Cats in New York City?
The Cats was in New York.
The original Cats is in New York City restaurant.
They were owned by the Jewish people but it's a known pastrami deli.

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Wow.
They were when I mean people lined up online for hours from like 8am to 8pm.
I remember when I was in high school I didn't know nothing about it.
I knew of it but the kids they were in class when you worked there.
So it's a mafia shit.
No it's not mafia.
It was just the Spanish kids worked there because remember in New York City when you
turned 16 you could get a job.
Right.
I was trying to figure out how these motherfuckers were wearing Jordans this and that.

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And they were working at Cats.
They were making $23,000 an hour in the fucking city.
I have a side question sleep.
What does it mean when you say the Jewish owned it?
What does that mean?
Like the people, the Jews.
So what about the Jew?
What is the big conspiracy about the Jews you guys?
So you got money.
They're the biggest landlords in the world bro basically.
Is that true?
Or is that a matter of opinion?

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It's a proven fact.
And when we saying Jew can it be a black Jew?
Yeah if you're Jewish.
Like the star David Jews?
I mean like I mean when I say so here's the thing.
I always hear people saying you know when it comes down to things like this is not a racial

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thing.
And when people say don't be a Jew that means they'll be cheap.
But are they saying it as a color or are we describing a race of people?
Or is it a religion of people?
A religion of people?
The cold.
PJ your thoughts?
Man I don't know.
I'm trying to compare it to other religions.

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Like other religions you have Chinese New Year do you have to be Chinese to celebrate
that?
I don't, I feel like if you're down with the culture then that's something you can
celebrate you know so I feel like it's just a part of being of a culture regardless of
your ethnicity or do you vibe with that culture?
So what you saying the Jew?
I feel like anybody can be a part of that.

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Be a Jew?
As long as they abide by the culture rule.
So is Jay-Z a Jew?
I mean if he abides by the rules.
Nah he works, the working man is a part of that.
My thing is, okay so I like this because this Jew thing is not a black or a white thing
it's a Jew thing so it's a race more powerful than people with the white and black racial

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card thing.
And so why are people still tripping over black and white shit?
I don't know it's America.
Wow.
It's time for us to try out the country.
Maybe it would be.
PJ got some knowledge for you if you want to know some crazy shit PJ told me today.

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What?
On my walk.
What?
Oh yeah so man like this is happening right now a lot of people that just don't know nothing
or they just feel unaffected or what but there's already right now quite a few countries
that have come out and just said man we don't accept US currency like we're not taking it
don't bring it to us it's worthless to us.

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So from what I hear other countries a lot more countries are going to start doing that
same thing which also at the same time our federal government is coming out with this
Fed card like it's already out but they're slowly introducing it to us to where they're
tracking all of our money and it's all going to be under their control so if our money
is good to know other countries and we can only spend it here in America then we're pretty

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much just going to be trapped here you know what I mean?
For at least that's the way it looks to me but not only our money as individual citizens
but think about foreign trade if they aren't if they won't trade my money they're not trading
corporations' money either so that means all the things that we've been buying in other
countries at a low price are now going to be produced in America and it's not coming

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with that 25 cent an hour labor fee it's coming with that $23 an hour fee so it's like everything's
going to be inflated our money's going to be worthless to other countries like it's
right now I feel like everything's just they keeping us comfort you know I mean the gas
is low and I feel like this is when cryptocurrency is going to come into play would you?

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Everybody purchase Shiba Inu you can be a future billionaire too if you purchase Shiba
Inu but if our money's no good then I feel like why couldn't the cryptocurrency the
same thing like I don't know I feel like that's a very volatile market that I don't understand
either.
Well crypto it's from my knowledge cryptocurrency is the new it's the new secured way to transfer

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money spend money and it's unaccountable money because it's virtual and it could be
exchange into any currency in the United States of America as long as you pay the fee.
What's the fee?
Whatever it depends on what you it depends on what network you want so so cryptocurrency
is like you 35, 290 or you can go 35, 290 or 71 if you go 71 it might cost you this

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but it's a whole bunch of restaurants down 71 but if you go 290 so that's how it is
in layman's term but you know if you want to buy drugs you want to buy things that you
normally you know or to keep track or to hide money even you would use cryptocurrency and
it is volatile but most of the cryptocurrencies are made by people like me and you so the

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only volatility they have is is just when outside things.
So talking about cryptocurrency let's change subject you think did he got some money in
cryptocurrency?
Maybe he was picked up by the feds.
I'm just saying $50 million of course.

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Of course.
Every to me anybody who has money has some type of money invested in cryptocurrency.
It's funny you said it because a lot of DJs that I know that are like tour famous DJs
they're like they always talk about the crypto more.
Yeah I wouldn't put my life savings all into crypto.
You know I'm not telling you all to put it all into crypto but I do believe that will

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be the rise of crypto.
See there's more Bitcoin machines.
Listen it's more Bitcoin machines in Tesla charges than there is ATMs.
Yeah we have a Bitcoin machine in Red Roots.
Why?
Exactly.
Because if that credit card don't work you can definitely go buy some Bitcoin.

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All I know is if the internet crashes which it did what a month or two ago?
Who do I talk to?
Who do you talk to to get your money out the bank?
Because if the internet crashes everything crashes.
Yeah but I don't even know what at least in my bank I know where y'all building is.
I'm damn sure showing up.
I don't even know where to show up on a Bitcoin.

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I don't know how many years today ago I was when I realized that the bank didn't keep money
in the bank.
I was sleepy talking to that shit.
The bank don't keep money in the bank and I kind of thought about it.
I'm like if the bank kept everybody's money that they deposited in the bank that would
be fucking wild.
It would be no room.

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So where does the money go?
The Jews.
The Jews run the bank too.
You got me fucked up.
Rothschild Chase all that shit.
Well Sargo?
Do y'all believe that the Rothschilds are reptilian?
I'm sleepy.
Answer?
Yes or no?
No.

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That's PJ.
Man I don't even know where people came from but I feel like it's all just started off
as some sort of evolution.
It's crazy you said that because in the movie Titanic right?
They said that the Rockefellers were on there, the people who owned Chase.
They didn't take the ship.
Yeah that was a murder plot that Titanic.
They said you didn't have it.

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I got some more topics for y'all.
Let's go ahead and move along.
We gonna talk about Diddy or not?
We gonna get to that.
We gonna get to Diddy.
But rest in peace to Rich Homie Kwan.
He was laid to rest today in Atlanta.
Atlanta rapper Rich Homie Kwan.
Apparently he overdosed on a bad pill or some bad drugs and that has been the thing lately.

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But rest in peace to him.
We're not gonna go deep into that.
Frankie Beverly also passed Sleepy's favorite actor James Earl Jones.
Sleepy says I look like James Earl Jones.
For the Sandlot, that version.
If you have the overalls, yeah.
Fuck you.
At least I look like Michelin Mano.
You know who I'm looking like right now with no add on?

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Who?
I like fucking Tommy Boy.
Who is that?
You know what his name?
You look like the mad TV movie girl.
Fat guy in a little coat.
I don't know.
But James Earl Jones is crazy.
But James Earl Jones is iconic.
So if I would have to pick out of all three of these people out of Rich Homie Kwan, Frankie
Beverly and looking like James Earl Jones, I'll take James Earl Jones.

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He played in literally over a hundred of movies.
Like Star Wars.
Bro, that nigga had been getting an instance from the beginning.
Like, like even young James Earl Jones used to be when he talks like this.
I love it.
Rest in peace to James Earl Jones.
Childhood memory, Lion King.
Lion King.
He played the fall.
No, father, right?

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The father, yeah.
And then in the sandlot, he was the old man that everybody was scared of with the friendly
dog.
Crazy.
Would y'all get on a nine month Caribbean cruise?
Shout out to the Caribbean cruise, the Royal Caribbean cruise.
Just return after a nine month.
I hate this.
What you think, P?
No.

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I would not.
Not for that long.
No.
That's nine months is wild.
No.
You know, it's crazy that you say that.
So you know, when I go on my little dirt rabbit holes, I watch YouTube and you get mad at the
fuck up your algorithm.
I watched how people work on cruises for years at a time.
And it's like their vacation is like the whole time they're working.

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Like, you know what I mean?
It's a job, but they get to travel for free.
They live under the ship.
I don't think that's cool.
No, but like it's like they have their own suites.
Yeah.
So when you get back to see you're going on another trip, it's crazy.
I looked in.
I looked into that because I thought like maybe it would be cool to be a like one of
those crew member on there or whatever.

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But basically it's like one concierge type person per every like three cabins.
I don't know the numbers per se, but it's one person per and all their job is to do
is to learn who they are and make suggestions on things that they think they'd be interested
in.
And the better you are at your job, the more you'll be able to suit people with the activities
because there's so much going on all at the same time that you know, you want people to

(30:36):
be not missing things running after stuff that they're not interested in.
But yeah, I thought that was a cool, cool job.
But in the same fact, like you said, man, you're on there, your foods take care of you
don't have to have pay rent.
You don't need a car.
Everything is all your money is just stacked.
There's nothing to spend money on.
So it's a Nigerian big girl that claims she goes to Dubai and she eats shit for $10,000.

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Would you guys eat a piece of shit for $10,000?
She said the pieces go up to $50,000 based on the size.
I've heard a lot of freaky ass anal ass shit about Dubai.
I guess when you're rich like that, you just do you just make people do anything.
You know, bro, like, it's great you talk about that so I got a home from New York.

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You know, I saw guys from she told me that that the dudes they be flying girls out there.
Right.
Yeah, make them take a set like a make sure they don't got her bees, a like just a CD
test.
Yeah, they fly out and the one girl something to start it, you know, they they want to go
see some princes or whatever.
And they took them out of the boat flight three days.
You know, they're both like fucking titanic match and yachts.

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And all the guys want to do was just fucking pee on them and shit on them.
Yeah, like the great.
Yeah, like the great like and give them like 100 bands, 200 bands.
Yeah.
And that I've actually heard that like it's girls that leave from Houston for 10 K.
So I mean, and most of them are into ass and shit and sodomy and like, I don't know.
And the great words of Big Mix.
I got $40 for you.

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And in the great words of what would you do for a Klondike boy?
Would you eat a piece of shit for $10,000?
Yes or no?
So no, PJ, would you eat a piece of shit for 10,000?
I mean, I don't need 10,000 that bad to be real with you.
Okay.
Moving right along.
What about you?
It depends on what day it was.
Oh, first of the month.
End of the month.

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Fire up that floor.
You know, you know, you know, you know, for $50,000.
Oh, $50,000.
That's like, like if you're going to do some shit like that, like not that I'm just telling
you.
She said the pieces are as big as you.
But it better be enough to just go somewhere and get yourself to your life's situation.
Hey, you know, I would eat it like it was some other fucking chili.
I mean, to be honest with you, who to say we're not eating shit right now.

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You feel me?
We don't know.
Have y'all seen that movie Snowpiercer?
Well, the whole time they were eating roaches and they, and they started to put crickets
in everything.
So the things that.
It's so crazy.
You always talk about all these good movies, but when it comes to watching, you know.
Well, because these movies are more, you know, I like to watch movies that kind of make you
think.
I like that.
You know what I mean?
Like I like to watch movies that make you question your existence and that, and I especially

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like movies that kind of give you a glimpse into the future because I believe that we
do things by not only human selections, but by extra extra terrestrial selection, meaning
I feel that there's people governing governing out our species and that they pick certain

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people to do certain things and to put certain movies out there to test it out, to try it
out.
Every movie that's came out as damn near came to play.
Like when they started making those purges, they were really, they're really trying to
prepare people and test it out.
You think so?
Yeah.
I know so.
That's crazy.
I mean, media, that shit.

(34:05):
Listen.
Now, what was that movie with Sandra Bullock where she was wearing the blindfold where
you couldn't go outside?
A lot of birds.
Yeah.
And people were talking like, if you went outside, like you was fixing to die.
And then right after that, COVID happened and they told us not to go outside.
You know how many people still could just not stay inside?
Yeah.
Like they really showed us that movie to test us.

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Like bro, you go outside, you're gonna die and to see how, to see how.
To see how, yeah.
To see how you're going to react to things.
I mean, like media is very governed.
You know, I've even been looking at, you know, cause I'm one of them.
Ooh, I wish I was famous.
I wish I was this time.
I don't think, I don't want to be famous because media is very governed.
Like literally when you watch the news, I have about three news apps on my phone.

(34:50):
I'm from New Orleans, so I keep a New Orleans app.
I'm from, by way of Houston, so I have a Houston New Orleans, I mean a Houston news app and
I'm here in Austin.
So I have an Austin news map.
Most things go off simultaneously with the same information.
Different local events, of course, but everything is very governed.

(35:13):
The script from when they say hey, hi, good morning.
Everybody saying hey, hi, good morning the same way.
We all program to do something is just with programming.
SS DJs, we go to work every day and do the same shit.
Yeah, it's muscle memory.
But I'm just saying, I feel like people are chosen to be in control of the, let's see

(35:35):
what they think about this department.
And they put it, they use media, they use music.
You know what I mean?
I ain't gonna lie.
Somebody brought it to my attention, they say school is like jail.
From making you get up at a certain time, from exiting, from riding the school bus,
like a jail bus, it's like, you know what I'm talking about people when they say school,

(36:02):
like certain things, it's institution.
You have rules and things like that.
The rules aren't law.
They're rules and you're forced to abide by them.
They say, oh, you can't wear certain things on your clothes at our school or certain images
or whatever.
I kind of get it, but in the same fact, if that's what you want to wear, in the real
world, you can wear whatever you want.

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So yeah, I feel like it's conditioning.
Yeah, conditioning.
It's conditioning you for a system.
Yeah, that's what, that's what, that's what they said.
You know what I mean?
So yeah, I like movies like that, but we can go down, hold another rabbit hole with that.
I'm gonna keep going for it.
This shit get real wicked, but we will do a part two on conspiracy theories and not even
conspiracy theories, but just shit to open up your mind, man.

(36:48):
Like, I hate that people are just waking up and just ABCDEFG.
Like, bro, it's a whole, it's world within worlds going on right now.
And the way to think of, to wait and understand what I'm saying, world within worlds, while
we are inside this house, it is an ant pile outside going crazy, making sure that the

(37:08):
queen is fed, that the ant piles built, it's bees outside working on their nest.
Like, like we are not superior.
We are not as superior as we think.
You know what I mean?
Especially as a species, like it's plants growing, plants are alive.
Everything is alive.
Everything is on their own time.

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That's why, you know, we see in 2D.
Like we couldn't, we, like when we swat a fly, we didn't know that that fly is on his
way.
He reminded his motherfucking man.
He just trying to get some, he trying to figure out how to get out.
I heard a dude one time, he talked about, I seen a snail on the ground.
He said, I picked it up and took it across the street.
Time travel.
Yeah.

(37:49):
Like, you know how long that snail might have took his whole life to get across that street,
but you just did it just like that.
He lived, he lived 2 lives.
Like, yeah, like things are put in place and, and you know, like some of us are on the rabbit
or some of us are on the rat wheel and we don't realize, you know, it's, it's like,

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you gotta really enjoy life.
You gotta see some shit.
You can't believe everything you see.
A short story, Roswell, I hate Roswell, New Mexico.
I fucking hate, listen, me and my friend went on a great adventure where we rode around
high and fucked up, or maybe I was just high and fucked up, but we rode around Texas and

(38:30):
then we, and then we went to New Mexico and then we went to Denver and I'm one of those
people who used to stay up when I was little and watch X files and watch UFO files and,
and Roswell, New fucking Mexico was supposed to be the spot where you can go and see some
shit.

(38:50):
Man, when we rolled into Roswell, it was like a fucking town that it was damn near making
fun of UFOs.
It was, yeah, it was a UFO McDonald's, but it was no, Roswell, the fucking crash didn't
even happen in Roswell.
The crash happened two cities over from Roswell to two, two cities over at Big Bend National

(39:12):
Park.
It never happened at Roswell.
They don't have a piece of evidence, a piece of foil, a piece of nothing.
It's, it's Jim Stone shops and it's people with neon banners and I don't, you know, I
don't knock it, but that's what's keeping that city alive.
A lie, a TV show.
That's crazy.
Roswell looks like fucking Sixth Street and then from there, you in a whole other city.

(39:37):
Like it was no, you know, and I was destroyed.
I mean, I really thought, Hey, you got bamboozled.
Yeah.
Like, so I, before I leave this earth, I'm on a quest to see it for my motherfucking
self.
Like everybody say the Grand Canyon.
I want to go to the Grand Canyon.
I want to go and check this shit out because you cannot believe what you see.

(39:59):
And I've also learned that when you see, watch stuff on TV and they focus in on that one
thing about a place, then that's probably that places, you're like major attraction.
And that might be the only thing that place has.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like they say, come to Austin, go to Sixth Street.
Is that all we have?

(40:19):
No.
We'll talk about more than.
Now I'm just saying like that.
I'm just, I just noticed that the TV once again manipulates us to go spend money in
a certain area of a city when you go visit a place and we miss all the other cool shit
chasing the shit that we saw on TV.
Yeah, it's crazy.

(40:40):
You know what I mean?
Like, Grand Canyon is where in Arizona or something like that?
Where's the Grand Canyon?
New Mexico?
No, I don't know.
Where's the Grand Canyon?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're having a Grand Canyon.
I mean, we're having a Grand Canyon is I'm sure it's more things to do in the
in that city other than go to the fucking Grand Canyon.

(41:02):
Every time I hear Grand Canyon, I think about that.
The handicap wheelchair commercial where that lady was doing donuts on the Grand Canyon
talking about, I'm going to the Grand Canyon.
She's doing donuts out there in the front.
Arizona.
You remember that commercial?
High five, bro.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm high.

(41:22):
That's all I know about Grand Canyon is I seen an old lady doing donuts in a wheelchair
and she was happier than motherfucking.
So now let's address the elephant in the room, Diddy.
Let me explain something to you motherfuckers out there.

(41:45):
Once again, I keep telling you, you cannot get bail on the feds.
So if your man tells you that he got out of the bill, he is a fucking rat.
Rat.
My man, Diddy came to them with $50 million and
asked that they said, sit your stupid ass down to Brooklyn.
Oh, 50 million.
50 million.

(42:06):
They're not trying to hear nothing.
So once again, when you were little pooky little man, he's little Earl and little John
and little Josh snitches on somebody comes home two days.
He's got bail money.
Yes, Nick.
The feds do not give you bail family.
We are living in a lifetime with Sean Diddy Cones, who is a billionaire.

(42:29):
He went up with 50 million.
So who do you think?
Who do you think he pissed off that that start talking to him?
It's not who he pissed off.
You gotta remember, he just thought his indictment soon as one came out, one rolled everything
folded on him.
I mean, who did he piss off first?

(42:50):
Well, you think it was Jaguar, right?
Do you think like who like, I mean, because Diddy is powerful.
He could have got those people knocked off.
Crazy knocked off.
Hmm.
Today this week or this week is 28 years.
The two passed away and they bought to get him on that to park murder.
Wild shit.
What you think, Pete?
Man, I don't know nothing about it.

(43:10):
I don't I don't really follow that whole the whole pity.
Diddy scandal and pity.
I don't know.
I decided out of mind for me.
Diddy, I told I told my homegirl last night.
I think I told I was like growing up.
We knew Diddy was fucking them little boys back in the day.
Like I've seen some shit, bro.

(43:33):
I see about the video.
If you remember in the notorious video, there was that one girl that they were trying to
creep on and she was peeing at a urinal.
Yeah, the trainees.
Yeah, like I remember seeing it like I'm back there, but I didn't even it didn't even make
no sense to me.
Right.
Right.
I was like, oh, look at this bitch.
She didn't lift it up.
He don't in my head in my head.

(43:55):
I was like, damn, she lifted her P hole in P. That's pretty cool.
I need to learn how to do that.
And Buster Rhimes was in there.
He looked upset that the girl wouldn't holler at him and stuff.
Yeah.
So do you think that do you think that big biggie Smalls was gay?
Or do you think he just wanted to deal and he had to get down with the get down?
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.

(44:16):
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
No, what?
No, he wasn't gay.
I mean, I'm just trying to figure out the right.
You said what?
Put some respect on your man's.
Oh, I mean, listen, I'm put all we doing is stating facts.
Your man's had two trainees and one punk on the main scene of his video.

(44:37):
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's why we're so what with disrespect that I do all I'm doing is I'm I'm just I just
see it.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm just saying, do you think Diddy did what do you think that I'm fucking?
Do you think that was his boyfriend or what?
I could have been casted on accident on some unknown.

(45:00):
Mm.
Did they I mean, they gave Buster Rhymes acknowledged that that was a dude.
He looked at the nigga and went, mm.
You know, maybe that video is crazy.
Like maybe we need to look at this video.
I'm saying like, I feel like there's definitely a story.
Well, I mean, rather it's justifiable or not.
Like there's there has to be a story.

(45:21):
And there's a story or it happened by accident.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
I wasn't there.
I wasn't part of it.
Shout out to my fucking jewelers.
We getting a DJ sleepy piece made.

(45:41):
They just text me about the start over there.
So P.
Yo.
Did you hear about?
Well, I don't know if y'all heard about this or if y'all noticed it because you were talking
about inflation earlier.
Yeah.

(46:01):
McDonald's is about to raise their prices again.
I want to I want to I want to bring something to your attention and see if you did you notice
a big Mac at McDonald's at the end of year 2019 was 399.

(46:25):
Today a big Mac is $7.49.
A cheeseburger used to be $1.00.
Now it's $3.15.
A medium French fry used to be $1.79.
Today it's $4.19.

(46:47):
Yeah.
Chick-fil-A also increased their prices.
A piece.
Fil-A nuggets used to be 305.
Nods 599.
But of all three of these places, McDonald's has the highest inflation with a price increase

(47:10):
of over 201%, which was the Mac chicken that they went from $1.29 to $3.89.
Yeah.
Something about right.
Something about right.
McDonald's is getting it in.
It's crazy how much their food costs these days.

(47:32):
I mean, I know I sound old by saying it, but I remember when back when they had $0.59 hamburger,
$0.69 cheeseburgers.
You get the whole two cheeseburger meal for like $2.99.
It's almost making me scared of Wendy's because Wendy's is the only one still holding on to
the four for four.

(47:53):
What is your shit made out of?
Their four for four is like an adult kids meal.
You want that extra patty or some bacon or something.
They're going to hit you with the six piece box.
That's where they get you.
The four for four is very basic.
They got a five, a five, five and all.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.

(48:14):
They make it very basic, but then they dangle that luxury in your face for a dollar more.
So it's like, they know they're going to get you for that dollar.
Has anyone had a cookie from Wendy's?
Because they be trying to push the fucking cookie.
What is that five for five?
Bro.
For one, I don't even want five cookies.
I just wanted one.
Bro.

(48:34):
But you all charging the dollar piece?
Bro.
But it's the fact that I was there for breakfast.
I went to get a chicken patty and the breakfast chicken patty.
Extra butter.
Got to have extra butter.
But listen, they were like, do you want a cookie?
I was like, what is up with y'all?
I don't want a cookie.
Has anyone tasted the fucking cookie?

(48:56):
I'll bring you back what I think I'm going to sell it from there for dinner.
Nah.
I ain't never had one.
I ain't never known anybody to have one.
I never know.
No, I just something about that cookie ain't right.
Why do you think that?
Why do they keep pushing it on people?
They push the.
It's no, but I'm saying they've been pushing that cookie.

(49:17):
It's stickers on every window about them cookies.
Like nobody buys them, bro.
I've never seen anything about the cookies honestly.
Bro, they ask you at every time we go.
The last thing they say, listen, you can be ordering a cup of coffee.
They be like, would you like a cookie for 99 cents?
Oh, they offer you for 99 cents?
They try to push five of them at a time when I really.

(49:37):
Yeah, it's five for five.
Do you like the five five cookies with your order?
No, you know, but you know, like you said, the price inflation.
Yeah, you know, what else is expensive?
And I just think about every time fucking Jack in a box.
Oh, yeah.
Jack in a box.
You're going to spend a solid 20 Jack and what a burger.
Oh, what a what a what a is always been.
Hey, what a what a what a is top tier.

(50:00):
Do you do you all like what a burger?
I love what a burger.
I think if you go like, see, like,
what a burger is good if it's not busy.
Yeah.
That's when you'll get the real top tier flavorful.
Like, I just want this when you're going there for the morning,
it's after the club let out a five and one.
Like and they just rushing in the fries everywhere

(50:23):
and the grease is on the ground.
They about to do shift change.
So they tell you know, at least at least one,
I can say all about what a burger.
You can go there and get a milkshake.
You're not going to hit the machine is broken.
They like what's up?
What a burger on play that what a burger capitalizes on you.
Motherfuckers at McDonald's who say the machine is broke.
Yeah.
Listen, I worked at McDonald's.

(50:44):
We all know what the machine broke me is you.
When you work at McDonald's, you have to do your cleaning duties
at a certain time.
The ice cream machine is one of the hardest things to clean.
One thing about McDonald's, I will say that when it's time
to clean, it's time to fucking clean.
They high glow everything at McDonald's is probably the most
dangerous floor you can ever step on.

(51:05):
It probably more slippery than motherfucking Waffle House.
But that ice cream machine is something you have to start
at least two to three hours before close.
If you close out and you clean the ice cream machine at close,
you about to stay there extra good 45 to an hour,
like hour and a half.

(51:26):
Most of the hearts are clean.
Yeah, you got to take all that shit out.
Like one thing I can say about McDonald's,
that floor might get dirty during rush,
but they are very like they clean.
They can't play that like McDonald's don't play about
their cleanliness.
Now, Wendy's, I mean, not Wendy's up.
What a burger.
I've worked there too before.

(51:47):
What a burger.
Let that shit pile up.
What a burger.
Niggas at what a burger don't clean up at what a burger.
What a burger will have the pies next to the fries with the grease,
but but it's not as dirty because they have so much high
volume.
They just got to clean up after they sell.
But McDonald's is actually McDonald's is very serious about

(52:08):
they they well, they supposed to be serious about the inner part
being clean.
And they give they give the janitor job always to like somebody
you know, like the people with mental issues that I was giving.
You know, I thought that we're helping out by doing that.
But not that I think about it having retarded Ronnie Mop and clean

(52:30):
the whole parking lot.
It was fucked up McDonald's.
If you ever go to any McDonald's is always either a extremely old
person cleaning the parking lot or somebody with mental health
issues in the lobby, cleaning the lobby in the toilet.
It's got to be some sort of business tax right.
Yeah, that that EEO shit equal opportunity employer.

(52:52):
Yeah, see.
Walk in any McDonald's and ask for the janitor and you'll have
your hands on it.
Yeah, that that that's the one job they're taking afford to give
to somebody with Down syndrome.
I'm just being for real.
Would you say you had a McDonald's you said?

(53:13):
What?
When I worked at McDonald's.
Oh, you said it was Papa's.
You didn't want to do the one you wanted to do the window.
Oh, yeah, like I'm not that type of dyke, you know, you know,
when dykes working fast food, they assume that oh, you want to be a man.
You want to be on the grill, girl.
I'm not that type of girl.

(53:33):
I am a I'm a baby.
Put me in the window.
I'm not a grill type baby.
I went in the grill and did breakfast.
I used to open at McDonald's and do breakfast and bitch that the
eggs popping in that grease popping on you.
I'm not for it.
And plus, when you work in the grill, you're greasy and your face breaks out.

(53:54):
And you're going to have that nasty ass do rag on and you fall here.
Going to be clear, but your face is going to be full of bumps.
I've been there.
And a salute to the people who work at Papa Papa's.
The person who baddest the chicken, that's the hardest job at Papa's.
So it's really bad.
Yes, Lord, they back there covered in what?
Thank you.

(54:15):
Thank PJ.
PJ PJ knows.
If you know, if you know, you know, I worked at Popeyes for three weeks.
They had me fucked up.
I'm not bad.
It's the type of job.
You got to change your clothes at the work spot before you hop in your car.
And when you work at the weekend, you're going to get dirty.
And y'all not utilized.
I'll tell sleepy every day.

(54:35):
I'm from Louisiana.
Y'all are not utilizing the Popeyes butter properly.
The butter is so sacred in New Orleans that the butter when you work at a
Popeyes in New Orleans, it has no ingredient label on it.
It just says butter.
That's not serious.
They all behind the golden chicken.
But my high school used to have a yellow squeeze bottle that did have no label on it.

(54:57):
But when you knew that squeeze bottle was butter.
And yeah, you just squirt that shit all over like like Southern states, like they don't.
Butter is your butter ingredient.
It makes a break the difference between the biscuit.
You ever went to churches and tasted their biscuits?
How they have that sweet glaze?
That's the difference between like that.
And alone, the butter is a difference between certain restaurants.

(55:20):
So a butter is sacred to restaurants.
They don't fucking give you the ingredients.
They'll tell you how much fat and how many calories it is, but you're not getting no ingredients.
Yeah, butter.
Butter.
Butter.
Shout out to the butter moment we have.

(55:42):
Yeah.
Pee Wee Longway got picked up by the fans.
Is boss man Dilo still in the fan?
Yes, he is.
Can't get better.
I keep trying to tell you that.
Oh, so if you in the field, you in the field,
ain't no pick up the question and talk and you get let out that you're done.
Oh, I almost motherfucker forgot our last topic of the day.

(56:05):
Shannon motherfucker shark.
What y'all thought about that?
He'd be going through a lot.
He just trying to prove his man.
The he ain't a, you know, the lady boy.
Yeah.
I mean, he do what his man listen, Shannon short wears and I like it.
I love it.
But he wears the most cutest top and bottom same color with his purse.

(56:30):
I think that is so cute.
They talk about how his phone went live or was an accident.
But yeah.
And he said, that's my Michelle.
That he's shit.
They my Michelle.
But first of all, we missing the main issue about this whole Shannon sharp shit.

(56:50):
Who the fuck is Michelle?
That's all I wanted to say.
They found it.
But I don't know if it was.
I want that's what I want.
That's my machine.
I said that's not her name.
That's my Michelle.
He might have still been talking to a tranny.
That my Michael.
Oh, my Michelle.

(57:11):
Shannon sharp, you a brave man.
The fact that that nigga got so much power, he didn't get canceled for that.
Who survives a scandal like that?
Either he's that fucking lame and nobody really gave a fuck for that.
Like that shit blew over real quick.
Like this is probably the quickest scandal ever that blew over.
Did he's right in the fence right now?

(57:32):
So you saying did he is distracting all?
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
this concludes the Yerr podcast.
We had a great talk, man.
I'm DJ Naked.
DJ sleepy.
And we had my boy.
Who PJ the bathroom man.
And this was one cool as vibe today.
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And we're going to be back.
Yeah, year year.
We out.
Thank you for listening to.
And tell the motherfucking friend or something.
talked sends his chief chief knew something.