Go Touch Grass
“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that.Catch all new episodes every Wednesday. Sonoro..
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Guest: Lyz Lenz (get her book This American Ex-Wife here!)
Topics: 120k Remote vs. 240k in person (The Discourse), AITA for Calling My Wife Disgusting (The Discourse pt. 2), The Solidcore Drama (Grasshole of the Week)
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In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly walks Alise through some TikTok hair drama. Even if you already heard the ep on Patreon, jump to the end of the episode at 1:12:45 for some updates on the saga and don't forget to sign up for the Go Touch Grass Patreon so you can hear all the drama when its fresh. Subscribe here.
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Guest: Kel Cripe
Topics: People using ChatGPT to cheat their hobbies (The Discourse), Food Influencer vs. French Pastry Shop (Grasshole of the Week)
For more on this week's discourse check out The Cut's "Killjoy in the Machine" by Michelle Santiago Cortés here.
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Guest: Alexis Pereira
Topics: In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly and Alise interview their friend and fellow comedian Alexis Pereira about the 30+ vertical dramas he's been in. Want more GTG Patreon content? Sign up here.
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Guest: Michelladonna
Topics: The Epstein "Bubba" Email (The Discourse), Elyse Myers vs. Booktok (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest Host: Chris Burns
Topics: Sydney Sweeney discourse (The Discourse), The Woman Calling Churches to Ask About Formula (Grasshero), Black Tie Wedding Guest Fail (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Glorelys Mora (Get tickets to her NYCF show 11/9 here!)
Topics: Hello Kitty Funko Pop + Ari & Ethan + Justin vs. Blake + Nicki Minaj (Software Update), Should you tell your friend's partner if they're cheating? (The Discourse), UMiami Influencer Drama (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Jamie Linn Watson (check out Skit on Tubi November 14th!)
Topics: Kristen Bell's anniversary post (The Discourse), Peanut Butter Toast Lady (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Steven Zakari
Topics: The Case of the Stolen Hello Kitty Funko Pop (The Discourse), Sombr vs. a disgruntled fan (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Dani Castañeda live at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival!
Topics: Bad Bunny Mad Libs (A Game!), Shakira vs. Piqé (The Discourse), Mexican teen influencer drama (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Douglas Widick
Topics: The Riyadh Comedy Festival (The Discourse), Cardi vs. Nicki (Grasshole of the Week)
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**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**
Guest: No guests! Just Gals!
Topics: This month on the Cardi Beat (The Discourse), Jezebel Etsy Witch Truthers (Grasshole of the Month)
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**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**
Guest: Jeff Guo of NPR's Planet Money!
Topics: The rise and fall of @hubs.life, Logan Paul (Grasshole Hall of Fame)
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**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**
Guest: Alex Pearlman aka Pearlmania500!
Topics: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself meme, JustPearlyThings (Grasshole Hall of Fame)
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**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**
Guest: Courtney Michelle (get tour tickets here!)
Topics: Chiara Ferragni and #PANDOROGATE, Bethenny Frankle (Grasshole Hall of Fame)
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In this unlocked Patreon episode, Alise walks Milly through the history of romance scams online and gives an important personal announcement!
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Guests: Evan Lazarus and Amelia Ritthaler of the Girls Rewatch Podcast!
Topics: The woman who got fired from MAC cosmetics (The Discourse), Christian Girl Autumn (Grasshero), Probably This Breakup Couple (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Rachel "La Loca" Strauss
Topics: Matt Rife's e.l.f campaign (The Discourse), Gavin Newsom's tweets (Cursed Content), Johnny Somali (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: No guest! Just gals!
Topics: Cardi B vs. a Plus-Sized Influencer, Dominican Eric Adams, Doja Cat and the musty shirt guy (Software Update), The Woman who made. Blackface Labubu (The Discourse), "I Fell in Love with My Therapist" (Grasshole of the Week)
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Guest: Charlene Kaye
Topics: Sydney Sweeney's Good Jeans (The Discourse), Matt Rife + Annabelle (Cursed Content), Joey Swoll (Grasshole of the Week)
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