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If you miss the show this morning, this is what you missed. Our
radio family member needs help. Thisis a tough situation. It's Mike and
Diane on ninety five point one WayV. We got a message and this person
would like to remain anonymous, butshe really needs some help. So listen
to her dilemma and then give usa call with advice, because she said
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she will be listening for it.So anonymous says, Hi, Mike and
Diane. I listen to you everymorning, love your show, and I
feel the need to get this offmy chest. I am frozen in fear.
One of my best friends is gettingmarried on Saturday. I'm one of
her bridesmaids. Last night, herfiance sent me a long letter detelling how
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he is in love with me.He says he loves my friend, but
is more in love with me andhas been for quite a long time.
He wants to know if he shouldgo through with the wedding, what my
feelings are for him. I haveno feelings for him. I know he
really does care for my friend.Should I tell her about the letter,
it would ruin her big day.What should I do do? I hope
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he comes to his senses. Pleaseask for advice because I'm truly lost.
I will be listening. Thank youso much. Oh, first of all,
it's just heartbreaking that she was putin this position. Yeah, but
call us and then, like shesaid, she'll be listening, and then
we can also, you know,talk about it and see what you would
do to give this. Oh,it's such so horrible, I give I'd
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move advice. Well that's solve it. Yeah, yeah, change your number
and move. You're gone, Igot, I got. I'm sick.
I can't make it to the wedding. I'm so sorry. I love you
to death. Text me I'm alsomoving to Hawaii or further Yeah, well
call us six O nine four eightfour w AYV? What should she do?
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Ninety five point one way V.It's the Mike and day In show.
What would you do? It's sucha tough situation. We got a
message from one of our radio familymembers. Long story short. She is
a bridesmaid in her best friend weddingher best friend's fiance who's about to get
married. I sent her a messageand said that he's really in love with
her, and should she tell herbest friend she'll ruin the big day.
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What should she do? Kira fromEbseek and what do you think you know?
Guys, honestly, I would tellI would tell my friend because in
the long run, if she doesn'ttell her anything, it's just going to
ruin her relationship as a friend.I think that you should do it's best
for your friend. And I wouldn'twant that secret kept for me. Oh
god, yeah, I don't wantthat secret kept for me either. But
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I also don't know if I havethe cajones to step up and be like,
Hi, I know you're getting whenwere they getting married on Saturday?
Oh god, it's coming up,and just picture everything in place, and
yeah, there's a lot of moneyat stake, and there is. But
I agree with you Kira that it'sgoing to be so tough and heartbreaking and
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expensive in the short run, butin the long run of life. Uh,
it's I think that she's doing herfavor. I would never keep this
from my friend. I agree withyou. He doesn't sound like someone that
my friend would deserve if he's doingthose types of things. Well, she
is listening, Kira, Thank youfor that advice, and just our heart
goes out to her and hopefully thatyou know it'll all work out with her
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friend, and she'll meet a guywho's just in love with her and doesn't
see any other women. Of course. It's ninety five point one w A
y V The Mike and Diane ShowPhone tap time. Facebook Marketplace can be
the best place, the worst place, and the loneliest place in the world.
So I'm trying to sometimes, uhmake it a better place by by
talking to people. Oh so niceof you. I'm in the market right
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now for something, and I'm goingto call this person and try and buy
it from them. Okay, Andit's pretty simple. It's just a bed
frame, right right? How howwrong could that go? How weird could
this get? Let's find out togetheron this phone tap Hello. Hi,
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you gave me your number on Facebook. Are you selling the bedframe on Facebook
Marketplace? Yes? I am great. I'm very interested in the bedframe.
It's beautiful. I just have aquick question about it. Okay, yeah,
absolutely, What would you like toknow? So, what are the
exact dimensions? Well, it's afull sized bedframe. The dimensions are all
written there on the listing. Ican look it up for you if you'd
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like. I can pull it upon Marketplace. But it's all right there,
but it is a full size bedframe. Okay. I'm wondering the post
they look mid. I don't know, like if you can tell if they're
like the size of my wrist ornot. But would you say that like
a regular sized like handcuff, likea pink one would fit around that post.
I really don't know what to tellyou in regards to all of that.
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That's not really my area of expertise. I don't have an answer for
you. Okay, okay, Yeah, in the wood looks like it's pretty
new and it can take, youknow, a bit of a beating.
So I was wondering if like accidentallyhit my head or a like purposely,
Like do you think it would hurton that wood? Is it soft?
You know? I really don't feelcomfortable with all these questions. I think
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maybe you're calling about the wrong kindof thing. Yeah, listen, I
can understand. I can understand allof that, But how I can make
you feel better about this whole thing? But I was actually wondering if me
and my wife could you know,just come over test it for like thirty
minus Yeah. No, okay,So listen, you've definitely called the wrong
person. I do wish you allthe best, but this phone call is
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done. Oh wow, Well alittle prue to you there. I don't
even know how to take these questionslike this is discriminatory. Almost. Yeah,
No, I'm not discriminating. I'mnot bringing you into my house.
Have a great day. Bye.All right, Listen, before you go,
I just need to tell your brotherhe wanted to set you up on
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a phone tap height, It's Mikefrom Mike and Diane. I don't want
your bed and I certainly don't wantthe pin. Can cos wait what my
brother dave? Yep, definitely yourbrother did this. Oh I should have
known it was him. He's alwaysmaking fun of the fact that I have
a side hustle on Marketplace and hedoesn't understand that it's actually legit. Well,
if you talk to my brother,you can tell him to be very
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afraid because I'm going to get himback. Boy, oh boy, are
my kids getting old? It's ninetyfive point one WayV the Mike and Diane
Show. I know other people.It's kind of weird because I've been with
this station now through both of mykid's entire lives. Yes, like I
remember, I remember very specifically announcingthat my wife was pregnant with Landon.
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Now Landon's eight and he's lost sixof his baby teeth. It's weird.
Every morning in here we will getI will get a slew of text messages.
And it's because my kids take mymom's phone, who takes them to
the bus stop and comes over andwatches them in the mornings, and they
text me and my wife, Ihear your phone. Yeah, it is
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almost always ninety nine percent of time. My son or my daughter. Now,
my daughter is only four, soshe doesn't have the quite the grasp
on words and reading, so alot of the times she'll just start hitting
buttons and sending them, and ifwe want to respond, we have to
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send a voice text back to her. Like right now, I'm gonna I'm
just gonna scroll up. I havemy phone on silent, but I'm gonna
scroll up. There's just a pictureof my son smiling when a really bad
angle selfie, like down at thisbelly button pointed up and he says,
Hi, Mama, Hi dad,dad, and we're talking about uh,
we're talking about how is your day. Then my daughter gets the phone and
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she starts sending selfies as well,And the only way we can respond is
my wife sees everything like every momever bill zoom in on the picture,
and then she has to send thingslike this back. Now I'm gonna do
this all. Yeah, yeah,there we go. Wipe your nose,
McKinley. I don't know if you'regonna heard that. Can we hear that
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again? Yeah? Okay, wipeyour nose, McKinley. So she has
to notice everything everything. Wipe yournose, McKinley, and then we send
it back, and then she sendsanother selfie with a proof that she wiped
her nose. Oh that's good,but this is every day. There was
a follow up. I like that. There was twenty five text messages from
my daughter alone this morning, Ohmy goodness. Another twelve for my son
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because he wants to talk about howhis day is going to go. What
do we have today? What dowe have after school? You got practice
today, buddy? And then uhthen my wife has her prep period at
school at this point, so shecan talk back. Okay, we are
constantly doing something while this is goingon. Yeah, I am not involved.
I have a feeling your daughter isa future real housewife, which don't
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don't look down on it. Theymake a lot of money because they were
comparing him any selfies they take,yeah, in in a week or something,
and one of them was I meanit was thousands and thousands. I
just could not wrap my head aroundthe number of selfies. Sod she is.
She is a little firecracker selfie queen, selfie queen. If you see
her at fourth of July and July, ask her to take a selfie.
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She'll take it, Oh she will. She'll hold the phone too. It's
the Mike and Diane Show on ninetyfive point one WayV on Thursday, April
eleventh, which happens to be NationalPet Day. We need to celebrate our
pets today because you know, they'refamily members and we love them for the
unconditional love and the companionship and justthe overall cuteness big time, yeah,
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good time. As annoying as theyare, they are just one of your
kids. Yeah, that's why yourkids are annoying too, but you still
love them. You love them.So shout out to our fur baby Hazel.
I posted a picture on our websitenine five to one WayV dot com.
We love her so much. She'ssixteen months we never knew we could
love her like that. I know. And one of those people now blah
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blah blah, and then you andthen you have two babies, right,
two for babies. I only haveone now only one? Yeah this was
a while ago, okay, butyeah we we have one boxer. I
will never get another dog outside ofa boxer. I love my boxers.
And uh, yeah she's adorable.I thought you got another puppy with the
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puppy. No, we did notget up. This is the other puppy.
Oh, this is the other puppy. Oh, this is the other
puppy, Reagan. All boxers aregreat. My sister has has a boxer
and chickens. Uh, you've gotchickens. I want goat. A goat
would be so cute. I wantto go Growing up, we have parakeets,
Pete and Tweety. We had thatthey that was I don't want to
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tell you the story was an unfortunateend. And let's not bring down the
road that want wah Andy the Chrispaniel. We loved him, Tiger the cat,
even though I was allergic. Thankyou, Mam and dad. I
want everybody to think about their childhoodpets. There were eighty six million pet
cats seventy eight million pet dogs livingin the US. So today take some
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time to appreciate the pets that addjoy to your life. Eat off,
don't shop. It's National Pet Day. Parker is looking for a second date
update with a woman named Lily.Good morning, Parker, Hey, good
morning, good morning. So tellus about your date. Please and tell
us about Lily. Okay, SoI took her on a pit to a
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picnic in the park. I thoughtit was a very cute idea to stay
outside in like, you know state, stay with you know, the pandemic
and everything. Yea, and Ipacked up the big blanket and we just
like headed to the dog park becauseyou know, she said that she's a
dog lover and her kinder profile.Okay, I thought everything went amazing.
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You know, we ate, wehad some wine and played with you know,
the dogs that were there. No, I thought like, what could
be better? You know, Idon't know, I tend to agree with
you. Let me ask you onequestion. I haven't taken my dog to
the dog park all that much.Is it weird if people without dogs show
up to play with dogs? Isthat like a weird thing? Thought about
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that. I'm not sure. Isaw a few other people there without dogs.
Listen. I'm sorry now put thatin your head, but I was
just wondering. I didn't know.It's nice to sight see, to see
the see the dogs. The dogs. Sure, dogs are happy always,
so I get it. Well,it sounds like an amazing day so far.
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Did you notice anything that went wrong, because obviously you're getting in touch
with us because she's not calling youright right, Yes, she hasn't answered
any of my calls, texts oranything. And I even like the on
Instagram and yeah nothing, no respon. Hmmm, that is frustrating. Oh
let's do this. Yeah, Isay, we get right to it,
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Parker. We will put you onhold, we'll play a song and we'll
try to get Lily on the phoneand get some answers. Does that sound
good, Yeah, sounds good.It's coming up next on ninety five point
one WayV. We talked to Parkera few minutes ago, and he was
telling us about his first date withLily. You had a picnic at the
dog park, right, Parker.Yeah, and you said everything was amazing.
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You had a great time, butyou're hearing nothing back from Lily.
So let's get right to it.Let's give her a call. Don't be
nervous. Yep, by the way, stay quiet, yes please? Hello?
Hi? Is this Lily? Yeah? Hi, good morning. It's
Mike and Diane from ninety five pointone WayV. We host the morning show.
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How are you, Lily? I'mgood. How are you good?
Are you? Are you wondering whywe're calling? Yeah? Yeah, I
kind of usually we get that.Why you calling? You sound so sweet?
Thank you? Yeah, right,I'll talk to these idiots. No,
we're actually calling for a specific reason. We got a call from one
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of our radio family members by thename of Parker, and he was telling
us, Yes, Parker, hewas telling us that you had a picnic
date. He said it was amazing. He was highly complimentary, and he
doesn't understand why he cannot get intouch with you. He even DMed you,
evidently, and you didn't respond,so on his behalf, would you
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mind giving us some answers? Yeah, so, okay. We did go
on a date, and I thoughtthe idea of the date was like,
really great. It was a cuteidea. He had a great time.
It was like super creative and reallysweet. But here's where I got a
little wonky. He DM me afterhe had followed me almost immediately after the
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date, which is normal, butof course I to look and he's trying
to be an influencer on TikTok.So when he followed me on Instagram,
his link was there, so Iclicked on it and I go to look,
and all the videos are him comingup with state ideas to like finding
the right girl, and he postedfull blown screen recordings of our tinner conversations
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and like even had videos of himrunning with dogs the dog park. Oh
god, oh oh god. Soyeah, I don't know. None of
it felt really genuine to me afterthat, and I felt like he stated
me for content and that kind offelt dirty. But I don't know.
His captions were probably the worst part. Like it said how to get laid
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off hinder and still be a goodguy. Oh oh okay, okay,
we need to bring them in.We have to let you know, Lily
that Parker has been listening in Parkeryour defense, please? Was it content?
You know? The d wasn't forcontent at all? Sure it sounds
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like it might have been. Whywhy how did that end up happening?
Then it seems like it I gottasay, yeah, I just you know,
it was it helped me with mykiktok a little bit. But like
it's not, no, it's notit wasn't all for for it, you
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know what I mean? I guess, which I don't know. I weirdly
understand what he's saying. I don'tknow why I understand, but I get
it, like the things that happenin our lives on this show or just
in our lives become a part ofthe show. Right, but yeah,
there's a line. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It made me
feel like I was being used forviews, Like, yes, he didn't
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even mention the fact that he wasposting any of that. No, like
the the the Tinder convo, that'srough, and then that, to me,
that's a whole other level. Thecaption, and then like the posting
the videos of the date. Okay, I can get by that if like
the five posts before it weren't likeI'm getting laid and now here's the girl
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type of thing, you know whatI'm saying. Yeah, I know it's
very dirty. Yeah, the personalconversation, I don't like that. No,
although Parker could say that, hey, you know before this, that's
what it was, but once hemet Lily then all that changed is having
defense. I'm just trying to graspit something. I'm trying to come up
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with something because I do get it, like in this weird spin where I'm
just going to try and see theother side. I get it. Where
you, by the way, Parker, are you taking notes on this because
we're giving you your defense? Ipersonally would not be happy Lily, but
I mean what let's hear from Parkerthough? Would all right? Even if
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it started out as content, Howdo you feel about her after the date?
I'm you know, I just wantto say, like, I'm sorry,
like you know, I genuinely itwasn't my intention to, you know,
make you feel upset from my TikTokor anything like that. I definitely
would want a second date. Ihave one major question I have to ask
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before we ask her, and thatis is this going to end up on
TikTok? No? Definitely not.Okay, there's a start, yeah,
because this doesn't feed the you knowon TikTok. Yeah, now, and
you may want to give people theheads up. Yeah, just be like,
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hey, all right, so itwas a yes from Parker. I
didn't even have to ask, SoI do have to ask, Lily,
Parker said, yes, it wouldbe on us. Would you want a
second date, Lily, No,honestly, like I just feel like the
whole thing was planned, and likeI feel like you tried to manipulate me
into falling for him just to getTikTok games, and just the caption really
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turned me off. Yeah. Yeah, I'm one hundred percent on her side.
I tried. Oh well, Itried to see the other side,
get the other side. We likefor things to work out, but sometimes
they just don't. It's one ofthose things. I get the other side.
I just don't agree with the otherside. And we're not even letting
Parker promote his TikTok. How's that, Lily? Do not say it?
No, don't say it? Okay, all right, guys, good luck.
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It is phone tap time. AndI am another contractor, Diane,
and I'm doing some work in somebody'shouse. Oh I'll bet you are.
And I'm doing such good work thatI think is such good work that I
decided to do a little more thanthey asked for. Above and beyond,
right above and beyond. Here yougo. Here's your phone tap. Hey,
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How are you, Kevin? Hey, how are you? This is
Mark over, the contractor that's workingin your kitchen in your home. Oh
yeah, what can I do for? I want to let you know I
finished up the kitchen. Looks wonderful. The backsplash is amazing. Yeah.
I also add the fireplace in yourfamily room. You know it's gonna be
great. Say that again. Iadded a fireplace. You mean like you
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you left just like one of thosethose plug in the fireplace. Oh no,
not the plug in. I gota ten by ten square in the
nice marble mantle you have there,and I just you know, no,
no, no coming right in there. We just hired you to do the
kitchen. You can't build a fireplacebecause you got to put a hole through
the roof for the chimneys. Imean I had to do it. The
space looks so dead. What areyou talking about it? I mean,
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you live here, don't you.We just hired you to do the kitchen.
You you better be kep pulling myleg. Mister. Listen, this
thing is pumping out heat. Youguys are going to love it. You
can watch movies around it. Youyou and your wife can sit there and
sip wine. Next to a niceromantic fireplace. Now what all your favorite
stuff? I even mounted your TVright above it. Okay, well,
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excellent, we don't Yeah, that'strue. It's going to run you about
seven hundred extra dollars because I wentout and got one. So the total
comes up to twenty one hundred.Uh nope, or twenty thousand. Oh
no, listen, you can't youcan't know. We have a written estimate
from you. It does not includea fireplace. It does not include whatever
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amount. You know, at thisrate, you'll be lucky you get paid
anything. I mean, I haveapproval payment. I can guarantee you do
not have approval for this. Letme see here, hold on, let
me get my shoots out. Letme see if the name sounds familiar.
It's the different Kathy. It's mywife. She did not authorize you to
put in a fireplace and a stuffyou're talking about your well, your wife.
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Oh okay, she authorized this.You know, we had a wonderful
conversation earlier about how we were goingto phone tap you. Hi. It's
Mike from Mike and Diane. You'reon the radio right now. Oh god,
how are you feeling? Man?I relieved of course, Oh my
go all right, man, havea good, good rest of the day,
and give your wife a nice,warm kiss. Well, thank you
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for not being real, well,not for me, for you, you
get It. Got into an argumentwith my friends, and I just don't
understand their side at all. It'sninety five point one WayV the Mike and
Diane Show. We started talking Airbnbversus hotel. I don't understand why anybody
would openly choose an airbnb. Hotelis so much better to me. I
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am torn on this because I've onlystayed in guess two airbnbs. It was
a good experience. I like thefact that the people. It was on
a beach, it was Panama City, Florida, okay. And I like
the fact that they had a lotof things that we needed for the beach.
They had beach chairs, they hadan umbrella, they had some floats,
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things like that that we wouldn't havepacked to fly there. We would
have had to go to Walmart andby or something. So I like that
aspect. I like that we hada group of I think it was eight,
and that they were multiple bed rooms, whereas if you would have rented
a suite in a hotel we couldnot afford it, So that part I
like. Now a hotel when I'mjust going with my husband, Yep,
I love a hotel, especially ifit's on the beach. Big hotel guy.
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Now, let me be clear whenI say this. When I say
Airbnb, I'm just talking about theregular old Airbnbs. I'm not talking about
the houses that the ten bedroom housethat is specifically built for a vacation house.
Someone's just unting out their their house. Yeah, like their home in
the nice town, not the likein a couple. Over the summer,
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I have to go to Chicago fora bachelor party. We literally rented a
nine bedroom house that's across the streetfrom Wrigley Field that nobody lives in outside
of Airbnb. So to me,that's different. Okay, but I don't
I don't know how to explain this. I'm gonna try. But you wouldn't
just one point, you wouldn't havebeen able to afford hotel rooms. It
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was a much better value to geta big house on Airbnb. I don't
know about that. This is expensive. All this is way more expensive than
just getting a hotel room. Okay, but it's the experience. I guess.
I don't know. I don't wantto stay in somebody else's house,
and I don't want to pretend thatit's my house, if that makes any
sense. I'd rather if I'm goingon vacation, I want to be away.
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I want to be in a bedthat's not mine. Somebody else is
gonna make it. And when Ileave the room, it's going to come
back clean. That's a man's dream. Yeah, you leave a room and
it comes back clean. That's that'sthe dream. And no cooking, because
you do a lot of the cooking, cooking, no cooking. I see
that it's more of a luxury.Yes, that's so. I'm all about
hotels, Okay, I will,but I just don't understand the airbnb concept.
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I've never by the way, I'venever seen an airbnb be cheaper than
a hotel. Well, I thinkthat they have so many different unique places
that you can stay. Yeah,that you know, it's really to each
the room. And that's why we'redoing this survey. Yeah, what do
you like? What do you eithercall us or hit us on the talk
Have you stayed in the Airbnb ata hotel? And which do you prefer?
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Hit us on the talkback it's goto the free iHeartRadio app. You
know you have it already. It'sa little red symbol right there on your
phone. Go to WayV. You'reprobably listening to us already on there little
red microphone and just it's literally awalkie talkie right into the studio. Yeah,
you want to yell at me,boom right there? You want to
yell at Diane? Probably unlikely boomright there. I can take it,
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And that's how and that's how youcan get in the studio. Do it?
Airbnb versus hotel? What do youthink? Mike and Diane on ninety
five point one w A YV withthe question which do you prefer air BnB
versus hotel? See from Atlantic City? What's your vote? Oh, it's
got to be hotel. Airbnbs areawful, awful, Yeah, awful?
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Are you kidding me? There?They're knocking on your door every other You
got to pay a cleaning feat ontop of them bothering you. Yeah,
and then why so you can bein their creepy house with their ponted dolls.
It's weird. I haven't rented thatAirbnb. Oh geez, that would
be weird. I'm sure there arerentable haunted houses. But I completely sure.
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Yeah, I completely agree. Like, you get into a hotel and
it's like I was trying to explainthis earlier, and I don't think I
did a good job. But it'slike the idea of, you know,
a hotel isn't home, where likean AIRBNTB pretends to be home, but
it's definitely not home. I don'tknow how to I don't know how to
explain that. Well, like I'drather not be home than like pretend that
I'm home. Yeah, you wantto feel like you're on a genuine vacation.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, all right, well I guess
yeah, oh go ahead, goahead, I'm sorry. No, I
mean, plus, you if youneed anything, you can call down.
There's an actual human being at thefront that can get you stuff, because
that's their job. Otherwise you're justyou know, hopefully that the guy in
the tent in the backyard is supposedto help you out. That's weird.
Yeah yeah yeah, same page.All right, how many stars Steve for
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your hotel? Oh? I gottago four and a half and up.
Yeah, four is usually a goodthreshold. Once you get down to the
three, you're like well, whatam I doing? I know what am
I there for? From there fortonight? I don't care or like the
ones across the street from us,like a half of No, they don't
even register a half the star.Well, I'm not sure those are legal?
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Okay, yeah, exactly. Gottawatch out of those by the hour
types. Yeah, oh that's whatthey are. Why do you think we
have locks on our bathroom now?Negative stars? Yes, by the way,
not a single joke was said inthe last thirty seconds, that's true.
Well, Steve, enjoy your hotelstay next time. I will a
twenty eight dollars chicken nugget. Ohyou gotta be kidding. It's Mike and
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Diana on ninety five point one wayV. Although I do feel vindicated that
chicken nuggets are not just for kids, I've been saying that for years.
A single fancy chicken nugget a luxury, A luxurious version of a chicken nugget
topped with has been introduced in arestaurant in New York. It's called cocoa
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dac. I think in the flatiron rut, distry doesn't matter. You
can say it wrong. Are youwant on the desert now? Well?
It's launched by a Michelin starred restaurantsor Simon Kim. I'm not going there.
We cannot afford it there. Idon't want to go there. But
I don't even want it. Idon't want to cavear top nugget. First
of all, I'm only getting I'monly getting one nugget. Is that true?
Like I want at least six nuggets. Yeah. I will go anywhere,
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but there. If it's a side, then they order a forest.
Fine, but you need Yeah.So it has gotten mixed reviews with some
customers. Some customers appreciate the upscaleand familiar flavors, while other view it
as an extravagant gimmick. I likethe extravagan gimmick people, but I also
don't like those people because they triedit. Like, if you can't see
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that, that's an extravagant gimmick rightaway. Yeah, there's no piece of
chicken that is worth twenty I canbuy the entire chicken for five and a
half dollars right costco exactly and bythe way, they already roasted it perfectly.
Incorporating caviar into everyday dishes is agrowing trend, yet not into that.
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But I have to say a serverbusted on me when I ordered chicken
tenders, but it was she said, would you like a coloring book with
that? But it was on theadult menu? So why are you busting
on me? I like that person? I know I do. Yeah,
I know that. I think thatthat person and me would get along well.
But then why put it on theadult menu? Is my question?
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And you know what I said.I said, sure, I'd like it,
yeah, And then they were rightbook. You didn't you didn't get
the joke. We were all laughingactually, So there you go. Twenty
eight dollars chicken nugget. Think ofus next time you see a chicken nugget.
Where Mike and Diane. Mike andDiane gearing up for the weekend on
ninety five point one WayV And it'sa big day tomorrow seven eleven's annual bring
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your own Cup Day. It's launchingSlurpy season. Slurpy Love are encouraged to
fill their unique containers with their favoriteicys for only a dollar ninety nine at
seven eleven And they do get creativeevery year with those containers. So that's
that was my I was waiting foryou to finish your soliloquy, and then
I wanted to ask, can Ibring the baby pool? Let me check
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here? Rules against you? Actually, there are rules. They had to
start because people were bringing baby poolsand things like that. Yes, it
has to fit within a ten inchhole at the store's display. Never had
a problem with that before. Msorry, everyone that was that was that
was a bad, bad one.Okay, a ten inch hole. So
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now we're like the airport trying tofit the carry on your luggage in there.
Yeah. Uh, people bring motorcyclehelmets, they bring fish bowls.
As long as they're clean, leakproof and fit within that ten inch hole,
you are good to go. Now, is there a length? Can
I now at the girth? What'sthe length? You're pushing it? You're
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pushing it? I have no idea. I don't know anything. I just
thinking about one of those beer towers, Like, could I just bring the
beer tower and just slide it through? You'll be the one guy to try
that yet, Yeah, yeah,somebody else will. Somebody else will someone
to show up with a canoe.Also, Oh yeah, fill this thing
up with slurpy. Then what doyou do with it? Though? You
go canoeing clearly and you got yourwith Slurpy. So they have the flavors.
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I haven't had a slurpy in awhile. Coca Cola cherry, Oh,
that was always my favorite, Jerryblue raspberry to make your tongue blue.
And Pina Colada. Oh, noalcohol though, unfortunately, I'll be
honest, though you should get aslurpy. They are an excellent refreshment.
I should they are this time ofyear, I should very much on my
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to do list. And then newlimited time options Chili Mango and Fanta dragon
Fruit zero woo, dragon Fruit zerofancy Fanta. Wasn't that a Fanta?
Fanta was an orange dream, wasn'tit. They had a bunch of they
had like the grape, they hadpineapple, they had a bunch of them,
but most famously yes orange. Andthen if you just want to get
a regular slurpy like oh, don'tworry about fitting it in the hole boring.
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You can still get a large slurpeefor one dollar. You just have
to download the seven Rewards app andthen become a rewards member. So anyway
back to the headline, it isSlurpy season starting tomorrow. Bring your own
Cup Day at seven eleven. Havefun. It's ninety five point one WayV
Mike and Diane weaken up with you. I made Diane do this phone tap
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where she got a picture, yeahfrom somebody. Yeah, naughty picture,
Yeah, naughty one, naked one, all the bits yep, all the
bits, as my daughter calls it, the Wieners, That's what it was.
And then this poor guy had todeal with the wrath of Diane.
By the way, there was noactual swapping of pictures because it's a phone.
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Yes, it's not real, notreal to them, so we tell
them at the end. Hello,Hello, Wow, I cannot believe that
you would send a photo like that. Who do you think you are?
You sick? Oh? What doyou? I'm sorry, who is this?
What are you? What are youtalking about? I'm not do not
play dumb. This exact number justsent me. You sent me a naked
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photo of yourself. I don't knowwho you are, so no, I
did not send you. I wouldn'tsend naked photo of a stranger. I
don't know you are well, Icried back, the exact number that you
sent me this photo of you.You're in your bathroom. You got a
tattoo on your right arm. There'sway more than I would ever want to
see a man that I've never metin my life. I don't have this
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number in anywhere in I don't recognizeyour number. I don't recognize your voice.
I don't know who you are.I don't have you in my directory.
I don't recognize your number or what'syour name. Oh, I'm not
going to tell you my name.There's way too much and shared, and
I don't want you to know whoI am. And I don't want to
receive these pictures from you. Itis disgusting. You are disgusting. You
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might as well just be one ofthose guys who run around and just flash
people all the time. I cannotbelieve people do this. No, I
am not look I am not thatkind of person. I've never do you
know, I've never have even thoughtabout that. Now I have to admit
I did send a photo like theone you described my girlfriend, But I
wouldn't want anyone else in the world. Out of seven billion people, she's
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the only one. I Well,I guess you better just thank your girlfriend
because she asked us to call youand phone tap you. She asked who
what you're on the Mike and DianeShow in ninety five point one. WYV,
Really, how does it feel?Oh my goodness, you scared me
to death. I'm like, Ithought I was gonna get arrested her something
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she asked you to. She said, you keep way too many photos on
your phone that could easily compromise you. So she just wanted to teach you
a little less. What Oh no, no. So so now millions of
people know that I sent a photolike, oh, you haven't said your
whole name, Joseph. All right, thank you, I think, well,
thank you for being a good sport. Thank you, thank you.
I'm going to have a talk withher.