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Hit the snooze button too many times. Here's what you missed rom Com Alert
with Mike and Diane on ninety fivepoint one WayV. Another Bridget Jones movie
is coming out. It's the fourthfilm of the franchise. It'll be hitting
theaters Valentine's Day twenty twenty five.Renees el Wiger and Hugh Grant are returning.

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And you know I'm going to bethere on Valentine's Day. And I
already warned my husband and he said, Okay, that's not what he says.
Okay, he goes, okay,hey, you went up on the
K. It's down on the Kthere. He does like a rom com,
especially a j Lo rom com,But I don't think he has ever
seen the Bridge at Jones movie.So maybe we'll do this is even worse
for him. We'll do a bingeof the first three and then we'll go

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to the one on Valentine's Day.That sounds awful. Happy wife, happy
life, yep. So I startedthinking, since there's a new Bridge at
Jones movie coming out, which romcom? Would you like a sequel?
Kind of find out what happened withthe people in the rom the first one
that came to my mind Sleepless inSeattle, because you have Tom Hanks and
Meg Ryan. They don't meet untilthe end of the movie. I mean,

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the little boys in on getting themtogether. It's the end of the
movie and they stare in each other'seyes and you see the chemistry and you
know they're going to live happily everafter. I know that, but I
just will see it. Yeah,I want to see it. I have
three Oh wow, I have threeyes, and these are clearly this is
a guy that's been in a relationshippretty much all his life, that has

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been made to watch these movies overand over and over again. First One,
fifty First Dates. Oh yeah,I want to see what happens after
they that boat. Every morning shehas to watch that video. And as
they grow old and she wakes upin the first day, she looks in
the mirror and she's like thirty yearsolder. Yeah, that's what I would
like to see. That one metoo, the one I have to watch

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every single month. The Proposal.Oh that's a great one too, Santra
Bola, Yep, give me thegive me the proposal. I want to
see him take over of the familybusiness in Alaska. Yes, and the
last one because I'm me and Ithink it would be absolutely hilarious if they
did with current characters but the samepeople in their current state. She's the

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Man, oh Amanda Binds, AmandaBinds. Oh yeah, Tatum, I
would love to see that movie.Ah, well, we can see what's
going on. Amanda Bindes has hadsome problems. Yeah, Channing Tatum might
be up for it. Let's seeit. Yeah, I would love to
see that movie. She's the Man. Okay, that's the third one.

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Oh right, Well those are somegood answers. Thank you. There is
so many options for these rom comssequels, so let's get it going.
Also, let us know which oneyou would like a sequel to. For
the rom Coms. You can leaveus message on the free iHeartRadio app.
When you're listening to WayV. Justtap that little red microphone. It's so
cute. Tap it and then youcan record your message and let us know.

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Also, give us a call.Romcom sequel. Oh yeah, Wedding
Planner is a great one. Ijust want to see it with uh,
with Karev. I want Karev tocome back. I want to come back
as Karrev. We'll see if thathappens rom com sequels. Let us know
rom Com Alert with Mike and Dianeon ninety five point one WayV. A

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new Bridget Jones movie is coming outjust in time for Valentine's Day twenty twenty
five. So which rom com doyou wish would have a sequel? Let's
check in with Mallory from lynn Wood. Mallory, what's your answer? Hey?
What's up? Did you see there'sa little movie that came out during
pandemic? It was called Seven Days. It was on Hulu? I think

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did you see it Seven Days?No? I didn't. I missed that
one. Yeah, it was socute. It was with two of the
actors from Miracle Workers, which islike the most underrated show ever. Anyway,
So these this these two Indian peopleare like set up by their parents

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and then they're forced to stay togetherfor all of pandemic basically, okay,
and I would love to see whathappens when you know, the world opens
up. Do they still have anythingin common? Okay? You know,
Oh, that's like a lot ofthat's like a lot of people who've gotten

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relationships during the pandemic. And thenit was like, oh, you actually
suck right right, Yeah, wellit could It could go the other way
though, if they just were puttogether and they were able to be together
twenty four to seven during the pandemic, if you can make it through that,
I feel like when you go backto normal life, you don't see
each other as much, going backto work, So that could be a

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true test. I mean, Iknow for my marriage is like, oh
all right, we're together now allday and night and yeah, don't mind
you so romantic? Right right?What happens when you start reintroducing society into
something that was built on that kindof one on one time, right,

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Like what happens when you start bringingthe influences of society back in? Yeah?
Well, I say we have asequel called fourteen Days is the sequel?
I have decided, and we willwrite to Hulu. Right to Hulu.
It sounds great, sounds good.I love those factors. They were
awesome. Well, thank you,Mallory. I'm going to check it out.

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Yes, it's not a five pointone WayV phone tap time had Diane
step in on this one where she'scalling an antique store and basically trying to
ruin their day, And that's exactlywhat we do here, round it up?
Here we go. Hello, thisis Emily Antique you. Hey,
Emily, My name is Deborah.I was in your store this past weekend.

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I bought a dining room table,and I am pretty annoyed right now
because it's not an antique. It'sit's not all. I assure you that
everything that we have here is anantique, either from the forties, twenties
or before. But there was asticker on the bottom of it that said
made in China twenty fifteen. Ipaid like four hundred and ninety dollars,

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and it seems like I could havebought it at I can you say that
was from our antique store? Whenfrom your store? I brought it home
and there's just this sticker, thisyellow sticker, this just stuck to it.
It says twenty fifteen. I personallycheck every product before I have it
go out, but I understand whereyou're coming from. So if you would
like, you can return the tableand we can give you a refund for

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it, which means you can lookat anything else in the store if you
would like. So your store isjust filled with antiques that are actually just
four years old, and you're callingthem antiqu No, I can assure you
that everything that we have is anantique. I'm not sure where this I'm
not sure where this table came from. And I'm well, not everything.
I got to take partifical for mostlyeverything that we have in and if there's

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not a certificate, we bring ina person from the outside to come and
assession. All right. I justfeel like you guys found a real gold
mine to sell a bunch of junkand then say it's a piece of history,
it's one thousand dollars. Get ina time machine, go back and
look at this pile of rotting woods. Usually an peaks are better made than
something that you would get at itO rooms to go or raymore Flanagans because

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they are so much older, they'vehad that duration, they've gone through more
things that just made better. Ifine, I'm gonna lug my table back
into your store. And I justwant to tell you that your coworker,
Lydia told me to call you.This is actually a phone tap and you're
on the Mic and Diane show onWay Vie. That's not funny, that's

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sock. I was so patient.Well, you thought she could get a
rise out of you. Oh bad, she said, she's so good,
she's so kind to every customer's Wewant you to rile her up. You're
too nice. That's so funny.Oh goodness. All right, Well,
if you ever want to get Lydiaback, give us a call and we
will gladly return the favor. Okay, thank you so much. Okay,

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thanks Emily. Have a good day, by Bie, you have a good
day. You're on a plane andyou hear this over the intercom. I'm
looking for a rich husband. Metoo, Me three Now we're Mike and
Diane. On ninety five point oneWayV, a woman who wants a wealthy
husband tried something new in her questfor love. Her name is Carolina Gates.

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I guess it is g E It s. You can look her
up on TikTok. She stood inthe front of an airplane and announced over
the intercom that she's looking for arich husband, and she invited anyone to
join her in the empty seat nextto hers, but only if they were
rich. So this is what shesaid over the intercom. I'm looking for
a rich husband. My seat istwo A. Please join me if you're

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rich. I gotta be honest.If I was rich, no shot,
I wouldn't do any way. Shewent viral on TikTok, racking up over
a million and a half US andI went on her TikTok real quick,
and it seems to be her stickthat she's looking for the rich husband.
She had one video where she's askinga guy to buy her Chanelle purse,

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things like that, So she isgetting attention for this. So you know
what's going through my head right now. I don't know what's worse. If
she was serious that she was lookingfor a rich husband on the intercom of
of a TV of an airplane,or if she's only doing this for views
on TikTok. I don't know what'sworse to me, is the influencer or
the person that's actually looking for arich husband. It could be both,

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and then maybe just hey, we'retalking about her. Not sure. I'll
have to look into this a littlebit to see. I'm sure she would
mind happen one if she's single,But like you said, who wants to
be that rich husband if she's activelylooking for one. Yeah, But I
don't know about you. And I'vetraveled quite a bit, especially in the
past, and I've never heard anythinginteresting over an intercom. All I hear

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is the pilot that I can't understand. He's trying to do the weather,
he's telling us how the flight is. I don't understand what he's saying.
I've never had anything happen like onthe wedding singer when they're singing a song.
Have you ever had anything good ona plane intercom? Nothing on the
plane intercom. Only on in theairport intercom. Oh, where they're like
the woman's like yelling at the peoplein line, like if you're not it's

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for good live oh jeez, likethat that type of stuff, or if
the plane is delayed of some sortagain, and oh, people are getting
feisty and she's like, there's nothingI can do, like I'm not the
plane exactly. And I feel sobad for them too. I feel horrible
for them. But I've seen themlose their minds on the intercom before,
and it is fun. It isa lot of fun. Well, we'll

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have to see if Carolina found herrich husband. In the meantime, we
should probably all just stay off theplane intercom. Mike and Diane's second date
update on ninety five point one WayVJustin is looking for a second d with
a woman named Loriie. How youdoing justin I'm doing pretty good, a
little little, a little confused,but otherwise I'm good. Miffed, I

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like that's the word of the day. Miffed. Honestly, I heard somebody
else say it, so now it'son top of my brain and I'm like,
we're all gonna say miffed. Well, tell us about the date and
Loorie please. Yeah, the datewith Laurie. It was a very nice
time. Honestly, he's a verybeautiful woman, a very beautiful person.

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We went out to eat, Wehad a great dinner, great conversation,
We cracked up laughing. It wasa really just good time we had.
It ended nicely, said again,did we kiss? Did you we did

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kiss? Oh? H huh,it was a It was a It was
a nice grown up kiss. Thatmeans there was a potential for tongue.
Oh yeah, let's just leave itthere. Come on, So we have
a nice kiss. The next morning, we're texting. The whole next day

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we're texting. Can I ask youa question? Sure? Were you texting
from the same room the next morning? No? Okay, she went home.
Okay, So we're talking, we'remaking plans where it's obvious. Okay,
we had a great time. We'regonna we're gonna go on another date.

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This is this is working, thisis happening. Yeah. She asked,
Okay, what let's do something onTuesday. What do you want to
do on Tuesday? Let's go outto eat at such and such. I
even made the reservation and then nothing. I might might you know how if

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she blocked me? You know,you can tell if someone has blocked you
when the little bubble is green thatyour that your message goes out in Yeah,
that's like that. In between ofshe either had her phone turned off
by the phone company, so eitherI'm paranoid and she blocked me, or
her phone has been off for fordays now. But it was like I'm

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telling you, constant texting. Thisis really weird because we normally don't get
that far with second date update wherewe offered and then here we are.
Yeah, I just I'm miffed,as you like to say, Mike,
because to bring it back around,it's like the the drinking game, Yeah,

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Phee Herman, where we all haveto freak out because we said the
word. But it just doesn't makesense that you were texting constantly and then
just nothing like that. We normallydon't get to that point, like I
said on second date updates, Sowe need to get to the bottom of
this, get you some answers,Justin, So we will put chun hold,
play a song and try to getLauri on the phone next. On

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ninety five point one w A yV ninety five point one w A y
V with Mike and Diane Second dateupdate. A few minutes ago, we
talked to Justin and he was tellingus about his first date with Louri.
Dinner was great, lots of laughing, texting constantly after that first date,
and then now you're not hearing anythingfrom Lourie. It sounds like she blocked

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you, Justin. Yeah, Imean, at this point it's either she
blocked me or something has gone wrongin her bone not on. All right,
Well, let's see if her phoneworks or maybe her husband found the
tex I know, I don't thinkthat he likes to be dramatic. Here

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we go. Hello, Hi,is this Lori? Yes, good morning,
It's Mike and Diane from ninety fivepoint one w A YV Radio.
I'm Diane. There's my co hostMike. Hello, we host a radio
show. We were just wondering ifyou had a couple of minutes, we

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would really appreciate it, because wegot a call from one of our radio
family members by the name of Justin, and he was telling us he went
on a date with you. Hewas highly complimentary, really loved the date,
loved staying in touch with you afterthe date. Lots of texting,
he said, and then just nothing. He even thinks you might be blocking
him. He's not sure. Soif could you set that straightforw us please,

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Laurie, what's going on on yourend? We got in touch with
you luckily, Oh the phone works. Yeah, all right, Yeah I
blocked him? You did, okay? And why because he ghosted me?
I mean we were having a greattime. We've been talking, we went
on a great date, and Imean we were talking constant. It was,

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it was, there was no lagtime whatsoever. And then I finally,
you know, put myself out thereand I you know, say hey,
let's go out Tuesday, and thencrickets for hours. And this is
the first time in days, actuallyin weeks that there has not been an

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instant reply. And I'm like,okay, maybe he doesn't want to go
out again, I guess, andso I don't know. I just kind
of got a little crazy and Iwas like, fine, if you don't
want to, then I'm not goingto like put all my energy in this.
And I blocked him. I don't. I don't want that kind of
energy in my life at all.No. Thanks. This is strange because

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he was trying to get in touchwith you. It sounds like, let's
bring him on. He's actually beenlistening in Laurie Justin. Does this make
any sense to you? Yeah?And no, I was duode. I
was on an airplane. I wason an airplane. They make you do
the airplane mode. You can't respond. I told you I'm getting on an
airplane. Airplane mode? Who actuallydoes that? I do? Oh my

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god, me. I don't wantto be the one that makes the plane
crash. I don't think that happens. I give up. Go ahead,
you tube, Well, that's whatthey tell you to do. And if
you're kind of by the book personyou put on an I don't see what
the problem is. Also, youdefinitely have to put your phone on airplane.
Yeah, I would think so.Well, they tell us to do

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that, Yes, they do.I know we were talking instantly, and
then it was just nothing like Idon't really understand why you couldn't have answered
before you did that. And honestly, I never put my phone on airplane
mode, and I've flown many timesand I've never crashed. So I just
think, all right, dude,that is I that's it's kind of crazy

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a little bit. I'm sorry,that's a little crazy. I said to
you, I'm getting on an airplane. Hit you up when I get off.
That's that's like, hey, callyou later, talk to you later
when I get up their Yeah,it was an air it was a flight.
A flight takes a few hours.Well, I'm sorry, I know

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that it wasn't what I was.Sorry. He wants an instant response.
Here's the question. What if Justinwas, god forbid, undergoing surgery and
he was under anesthesia for three hours, would he still have different a fleet?
Oh gotcha? What if Justin wasin a movie like that's because they're

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so long now, like three hours? Would he have to respond just checking
I'll answer that yes, because heshould be at the movie. Yeah,
I'm thinking the answer would be yet, yeah, yes, didn't have access
to your phone? So I don'tsee the issue. What if Justin was
in a wedding, Now I'm notgoing to go there. She should be

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the date. Okay, it's gonnamake fun of me. Then I don't
know why I'm no, obviously wedon't agree. No, we're not We're
not doing that. I'm just curious, like the instant, because sometimes you
do have to wait a while torespond to someone, and you could always
say, oh, sorry, ittook me so long. But he was
on a flight. He was goingby the rules, so we need to
tell her. Hold on, didyou tell her you were on a plane?

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Yes? Did you miss that text? LORI? No, she knew
it. She says he shouldn't beenon it, shouldn't have been on airplane
mode. So all I know isI never do that. I never turn
it off, and I'm always talkingto people while I'm on the flight.
So it just seemed a little weird. You rebel, and so sorry,
like we obviously have a different opinionon what to do. I gotta be

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honest with you, Lorie, meand you would never I'm married, by
the way, but me and youwould never work out because my anxiety levels
on a plane with you would gothrough the roof that I might explode.
I I literally does happen, Itwould turn your phone off. Well,
I gotta say, Justin loved thefirst date so much. You have to
give him that that he actually gotin touch with us at a radio station

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so that we could call you.So I'm going to ask Justin first,
since he is the one who reachedout, would you want a second date
with Lourie? If she said yes? Yeah, yeah, no, I
don't. I don't think no,I don't. Yeah, you love the
double negative. Yeah, you keepus hanging Justin. That's a no.

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Yeah, that's a no. Okay, did it again? That's he got
again a second time. That's whatyou're saying, you got denied a second
time. Yes, that's exactly whathe said. Yes, now you can
go on a flight in peace,Justin. Now, we we do wish
you both the best of luck.All right, Well, thanks, I
guess don't call me again. Okay, it is ninety five point one w

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A y V. Mike and Dianewaking up with you, and it is
time for a phone tap. Igot lazy. I let my son do
this one. And needless to say, I think we have a problem because
he's pretty good out here. Wego. Hello, hid, Lucas,
come out to play Lucas. Who'sLucas? H my friend Lucas. He

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lives here. I think you havethe wrong number. But how old are
you? I'm six? But buddy, I think you got the wrong house.
I don't have any kids. Well, I'm here. Where's Lucas,
dude, Lucas doesn't live here.There is no Lucas. I don't even
have any kids. Where are yourparents? They left? Okay, I'm

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gonna go and and pay, goin, go and where my house Lucas's
woom. Do not go in myhouse. Lucas does not live here.
Don't yell at me. I wantto go pay video games. Kids.
Do not walk into my house.I have a dog. Oops you dog?

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Yeah, no, Locus, I'mhere. What do you mean?
My dog's in the front yard.I'm on my way home. Get get
my dog. I don't to yellanymore. He's running after a school.
I'm on my way home. Whereare your parents? Oh? Okay,
hold on, hold on, yeah, I'm right here. Hi. Don't

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don't don't leave work. You cango back. It's uh Hi, it's
Mike from Mike and Diane from ninetyfive point one w Way Wavy. This
is just a phone tap. Myson was bored and wanted to call somebody,
so I figured, uh, let'sget some content out of it.
Oh my god, Oh sorry,nobody's at your house. Boy. I'm
more concerned that you're you're just activelyokay with my son just walking your house

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because it's unlocked. Apparently I thoughtthat. Apparently. Yeah, Oh god,
a heart. All right, goback to work, take a deep
breath, have some water. Okay, thank you. One thousand dollars a
day. You get your shot atit every hour, nine to five with

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pay your bills on WayV. Diane, we have a problem the men's bathroom.
I don't know if the women's bathroomsmells like this too, But you
know how sometimes you get out ofyour car here and the smell of the
sea water and the salt water youcan really smell I And then sometimes the

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high tide comes across the road andblocks us in. Yes, I have
a feeling that the water from thehigh tide is in our pump somewhere,
and they had just cleaned the bathroom, so there is a distinct smell of
that sea water and chemicals mixed togetherinto what I can only compare to be

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something that would be outlawed in war. The smell is so pungent and bad
that I couldn't even go to thebathroom. I walked in and walked out
because I couldn't. I couldn't doit, Like, I'm just gonna have
to go in the bushes, youknow what. Believe it or not.
I haven't gone to the bathroom yetsince I've gotten here, which is rare.

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I've just been so busy. Yeah, so I have to get back
to you on the smell. Icannot believe I've been holding it in this
long for hours me. But Ido actually now that we're talking about it.
Yeah, I do have to gopretty bad. Yeah. Great,
so we got to wrap this upsoon. Great, but I'll have to
get back to you. But oh, are there any COVID masks still lingering?
Maybe that I don't know. Idon't know. But I as I

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was walking out, the guy,the guy down the hall was walking out
too, and he's like, Ijust saw you walk out the door of
the studio. How are you alreadycoming back out? My good luck?
And I hear the door shut,and then I just hear muffled from the
other side. Oh, I guessthat bad it is her? Like you

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you know what I'm talking about,right, Like everybody loves the smell of
an ocean, nobody really loves thesmell of a bay. Yeah, true,
right, it's a bad bay smellmixed with bleach. Oh yeah,
is not great, not good.It's it's chemical warfare. Somebody's trying to

(25:15):
take us out. Like maybe it'sone of our competitors. No, probably,
probably not. They wouldn't even bother. They don't, they don't care,
they don't care. Well, I'llgo check out the ladies room.
I'll report back to you, andif i'm back quickly, then you'll know
because I really do have to pee, so I gotta get going, okay.
Also, right, I prefer ifyou didn't, because the last thing

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I want to know, I don'twant anybody to know that I'm asking what
it smells like in the ladies room. That sounds bad. I don't need
that. Goodbye. It's ninety fivepoint one w A y vs. The
Mike and Diane Show with I've justbeen handed an urgent and horrifying news story,
and I need all of you tostop what you're doing and listen.

(25:57):
No, this might be the firsttime in No Way News where we're doing
an actual newscast where I said noWay, ah little. This is from
a news broadcast in Mexico talking aboutthe eclipse. Okay, Okay, Now

(26:18):
I can't play the audio because it'sit was a visual thing, and I
can't post the video of it.And you'll find out why if you are
online. You know that somebody putout what is a viral tweet that I
laughed at, and it was avideo of the eclipse. The video then

(26:40):
got grabbed by this Mexican news companyand put on the air. Apparently somebody
didn't watch it before they put iton the air. Okay, because the
eclipse that moved across the Sun happensto be a man's boys what Yeah,

(27:03):
and the second it looks like itup until it gets to the point that
it blocks out the brightness of thesun and then it's just nothing but things
things, if you will, oneof the funniest videos I've ever seen.
I laughed out loud at it.Yeah, and then it happened to get

(27:25):
onto the news and I did theleo DiCaprio gift where he's pointing at the
screen like, oh my god,Oh my god, they did it.
So somebody got fired, I wouldthink so yo, or at least reprimanded
the talk about it. Either theyjust you see the one guy just go

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they just moved on. Yeah,they would have to just do that.
Oh, don't even acknowledge. Oneof the funniest things I've ever seen.
Thank you to this news outlet.I plan on watching your news all the
time now because it is unpredictable.Yea, what you're gonna see on that
news child. Good job, ladies. I am going to give you the

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number one thing you can say toyour husband or boyfriend today that will make
him very, very mad. Uhninety five point one WayV It's the Mike
and Diane Show. I am afull on a troll. I think that's
well documented on this show. Youfeel like trolling the man in your life
today, I'm gonna give it toyou, especially if that person was locked

(28:30):
in all weekend to the Masters.Every Monday, Augusta National will do a
lottery for the journalists that are therecovering the covering the Masters, where they
will pick four of about the fiftyor sixty people that are in the journal
that get credentialed to then go playAugusta National. And for the most part,

(28:56):
anybody who says otherwise, they arekind of lying when they say Augusta
National is the number one golf coursethey would play in the world if they
could. I mean, people flyin from all over the world because they
got a chance to play it,not because they can, because they're gonna
have a chance. It is probablythe hardest golf course in the world to

(29:17):
play on. And every year fourjournalists get to play on Monday after the
Masters, and that's it. Andit's only famous this year because one of
the winners, Julia Westerman, shewon the lottery. She's one of the
four and she has never in herlife played golf before this, never hollowed

(29:45):
ground like. This is the mostprotected golf course in the world. At
the Masters, if you don't know, you are not allowed to cell phone,
You are not allowed to wear whatyou are normally allowed to wear to
any other golf tournament. Have towear a collared shirt and you cannot wear
jeans. Okay, if you run, you are thrown out. You have

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to It is the most I'll callit. It is caddyshack on steroids,
like that type of it is.I don't know how to explain it to
somebody who doesn't know, but itis the most stuffy place in the world.
Very serious, very serious. Oneof the golfers was wearing what they
called a loud sweatshirt like a vestto go over his polo that he was

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wearing at the golf course. Theytold him to take it off. The
golfer, a golfer, Jason Day, he was wearing too loud of a
sweatshirt with a sponsor on it,so they made him take it off.
They have screamed that winners before becausethey went on a TV show where they
were out seen in public in theirgreen jacket wearing jeans. Oh you cannot,

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Yes, you cannot break the rulesof this place, or you will
never be invited back. Fashion police. A golfer this weekend cursed at But
you can't call them fans on thebroadcast. Really, they're Patreon. They're
patrons. Yes, they're not fans. And if one of the golfers cursed
at him, he got in troublefrom the golf course. That never in

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a million years happened. But thisyoung lady, she is a broadcaster for
one of the local news stations.She won the lottery. She's going to
play. It is our first roundof golf ever, and I find it
hilarious. That is the way thatpeople are reacting. Now. Don't get
me wrong, I am upset now. I'm upset because it is a dream

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of mine to play that course,as is everybody else in the world who
plays golf. Yes, I wasn'tin the lottery, so I can't get
mad that she won, you knowwhat I mean, Like people are getting
really people are really getting upset aboutthis. Please So if you want to
troll your husband or somebody who lovesgolf, text them today and say,
how awesome is it that this woman'sfirst round of golf ever will be on

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the number one golf course in theworld. It'll be on the most protected
golf course in the world. Wow, what a way to start golfing.
I wonder if she's ever done minuturegolf before. Listen. I have,
and it's one of those places youcan't just pick it up, you have
to finish the hole. So I'mreally excited to see her scorecard come up

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in like three hundred. So goahead, send that text today to the
golf lover in your life and trollthem that this woman will play her first
round of golf ever at a courseyou're not even allowed within five miles of.
And I would like to say goodluck to that lady. Oh she's
I'm gonna I'm just can I speakreal for a second. She's screwed.

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She's in big trouble. Tiger Woodsshot ten over par at this course.
He's usually ten under par. She'sgonna have a problem.