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Get the snooze button too many times. Here's what you missed. My brother
in law wants to buy something used, and the rest of the family said
no. So Mike and Diane showin ninety five point one way, V
is this a do or don't inyour opinion, buying a used mattress?
Oh listen, I'm the cheapest manalive. That's a step too far from
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me, too far. Yeah,I would not because you could save some
money. Mike, there's a verysmall percentage of situation where I would ever
buy a used mattress. I'm withyou. I just that's something I would
have to have new, because I'llsee people selling all kinds of things,
obviously, and I think, well, even socks and underwear. Yeah,
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I'm not into that. I neednew socks, need new underwear, need
a new mattress. Market for usedunderwear, well not, I'm not touching
about that kind of market. Ohokay, like normal, Oh okay,
gotcha, gotcha. Yeah. ButI've seen also plates and glasses and utensils
that wouldn't be as bad because firstof all, you could powerwash those suckers,
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and second of all, you eatat restaurants on that Oh and then
some people won't move into a newhouse, or even if it doesn't have
to have to be brand new construction, if they don't replace all the toilets.
Again, you stay at hotels withtoilets if people use So yeah,
that's another one. That's always aconversation with a lot of couples. So
all right, So Mike, you'reout for the used mattress. No,
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there's no. I don't think there'sany real reason because of all the what's
the used what's the used word?They always instead of saying used, they
say loved, Oh, well,well loved or something well loved. Oh,
I'll bet I'm a massive man.I'm a gigantic person. So I
know my mattress. When my wiferolls on my side of the bed,
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there she rolls downhill. So likeI don't need that to be somebody else's
you know what I'm trying to say, Yes, like nobody else is going
to enjoy my side of the bed. Like it takes too much work,
Like they get lost in a cavern. You need a new one. Yeah,
so it's a don't for us,But let us know. On the
free iHeartRadio app, you can tapthat red microphone love to get your comments
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there, and also give us acall. Buying a used mattress a do
or don't? The Mike and Dianeshow a ninety five point one way v
Is it a do or don't?Buying a used mattress? Justin from Summer's
point, what do you think youknow? I think I I I would
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buy a used mattress from someone thatI know, But I don't think I
just buy one from a stranger.I think you found the loophole in my
argument there. Yeah, yeah,because I don't. I think I would
too. But at the same point, No, I'm still out. How
old is Nope, I'm out.I'm still out too. It makes it
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a little bit better. He makesa good argument, but I'm still on
team new mattress. Yeah. Ialso don't know if I would ever buy
somebody's, like maybe a guest roommattress. Oh yeah, Okay, now
you're I don't know if I reallybelieve myself when I say I would do
that. Yeah, I think Ithink you're on the same page I am.
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I still don't think I would doit, but I'm just saying that,
like, hey, maybe there's aweird scenario right now, But I
don't think I would do it.You have to be in the moment,
or maybe a celebrity. Well Iwas gonna say celebrity mattress, but you
don't know where they're that's you don'tknow where that thing has been, So
forget take I take that back.Personally, I'd rather buy a celebrity mattress
than of my friend for that samereason. I don't know where it's been.
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Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't need my never mind,
all right, so we're just allgetting new mattresses, okay, justin
yeah, yeah, yeah. Thismight be the most exhausting phone tap I've
ever done. It's ninety five pointone w A the Mike and Diane Show.
I need you to listen closely tothis one because you know, I
put on a little bit of acharacter in the phone top. Yeah,
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yeah, right. You can hearme come in and out of the character.
Because I couldn't believe how ridiculous thisone was. I had to call
her back because you'll hear it.Just understand I could not hold myself together
in the middle of this. Icannot wait. And you'll know exactly what
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I'm talking about here. We gotis this the hat store? Yes?
It is great. How are youtoday? Good? I wanted to know,
Like, do you guys sell hatsthat's always so oh awesome? Like
derbies? Yes we do. Whatabout top hats? Yes we do,
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sombreros, yes we do. Doyou sell hats like the ones Papa Smurf
wears. Now, we're a serioushatshop. We're not a Papa Smurf heat
HOPA Smurf is serious. Man,he was blue? Yeah, I take
no man? Who's blue? Seriously? Nice? You sell baseball hats?
Nope? What about Philly hats?No Yankee hats, No MAT's hats.
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What about for the Buccaneers? No, I don't sell any team caps at
all. I sell no caps withlogos on them. Oh okay, what
about the Flyers then nope? Eaglesthat would be a logo. Giants Nope,
no logos, Dodgers no logos,Cowboys no logos. So you don't
have cowboy hats. I have cowboyhats, but not hats for the Dallas
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Cowboys. Okay, so you sellcowboy hats? Yes? What about cowgirl
hats? Cowwoman hats? What aboutViking hats? What about a serious Viking
hat. No, like if Iwere going to be a serious Viking?
Nope. What about hats with horns? No? What about a fedora?
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What if I bought some horns?Could you attach them to a fedora?
Nope, but a tailor could doit for you. Do you have a
tailor on staff? Nope? Doyou have any hats with feathers? Yeah?
All hats have feathers in there.Every single hat has a feather in
them, even a cowboy hat.Yeah. Sure, they all come with
little feathers on the side of thehat. I think you're lying to me.
Oh, sombreros do Tooreros? Donot? Because they're ornamented with sequence?
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All right? What if I wasFrench? Would you have a beret
with some sequins? No? Butyou didn't get them put on? Okay?
Do you do that? No?Okay, who does that? A
tailor? Do you have a tailoron staff? No? You've asked me
I did. What was the answer? No? Do you have college hats?
No? Okay? What about fromYale? Do you have any Yell
hats? If I don't have collegehats, I wouldn't have one from Yale.
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Yell is a university, not acollege. Oh sorry, no,
I have nothing with logos on it, nothing that would be associated with anything.
These are all going to be playing. Okay. What if I brought
in a hat, would you beable to put the words harv it on
it? Yeah? Okay, nowwe're getting somewhere. What is your name?
My name is Aida. Do yousell leather hats? Do you sell
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leather pants? No? What aboutonly hats? Okay? What about shirts?
Do you sell any shirts? No? Just hats. Do you have
any collar shirts? We don't doany shirts. We own down shirts,
only hats, T shirts. Positive. What about pants? No? Pants,
only shorts, They're like a hat. No, I got a quick
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question for you. Yes, whatabout shoes? Has center? Hi?
Is this Ida? Now? Sheshall be back in about an hour?
Can I help you? Hi?So I'm calling from ninety five point one
way V. I'm kind of ina really weird, awkward position because I
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just phone tapped her and I wantedto thank her and let her know,
but she's gone for an hour.Now? Is this Sida? Yes?
Hi? Aida? I'm sorry.This is Mike from Mike and Diane.
As I just told you this wasall a joke. That's great. I'm
thrilled well, thank you so much. You are the most patient, nicest
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person in the world. You aremy hero. Thank you so much.
You're welcome. How much homework istoo much homework? It's ninety five point
one WayV. It's a Mike andDiane show. I don't know if my
son gets a lot of homework becauseit's kind of been the same. But
I feel like he does an hourof homework every night. And now I
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know that's like some people are listening, going, that's normal. But he's
in second grade. Oh, he'sgot like two pages of math a night,
two pages of like I guess itwould be considered like English, like
writing, and he usually has somemiscellaneous homework to do. It was solid
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hour. It's usually about an hour, okay, but and it's always it's
it's a real pain in the buttsme Like it's it's two pages of math
front and back with like four questionsfive questions on each page. Now,
for me, I could bang thisout in five minutes, But for a
second grader, he's got to thinkit's math problem. Yeah, you can't
just do it for them. Itry to get my dad back in the
day to do especially the word problemsforget it. Oh no, Diane,
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you have to learn it does theexact same thing. I would say we
got about an hour of homework whenwe were older back then, but second
grade, I feel like we couldbe kids more because by the time,
if you have after school activities forsports like your kids do, then it's
it seems a little excessive to me. But what do I know. Well,
that's where this comes from. Talkback, go to our go to our
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iHeartRadio app. It's completely free.Hit the red microphone. Just almost just
tell me how much homework your kidshave, Like I'm this is a social
experiment. I'm asking you to dothis for me as a favor. If
you come in and say your kidhas an hour of homework, then I'll
be like, that's life. Ijust feel like he's got a lot of
homework. And I asked the teacherabout it, like is he not finishing
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his work in school and it's cominghome And the answer is no, he's
getting it done in school. Butthis is just the homework that they have.
And again, I just want toknow if it's normal. I genuinely
don't know if this is normal.Like it came to a head last night
he got home, he started hishomework immediately. The second he finished,
we had to leave to go tobaseball. So I don't know. It
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was a little frustrating to me becausenow my daughter I'm home alone with them
at this time. I can't takeher to the playground to play because he's
got to finish his homework. SoI was frustrated by the amount last night,
and it seems to be normal.Is this a normal amount? I
don't know. Yeah, I don'tknow if it's standard. I'm new,
I'm a second grade dad, he'smy first kid. Tell me, please,
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I'm literally please do the talk backand just tell me how much homework
your kid has, if that's anormal amount. If you're second grade teacher,
tell me if that's a normal amount, or if he's getting a lot,
or if you're a third, fourth, fifth, sixth I'm talking to
you directly. Is this normal?iHeartRadio app. It's free Red microphone.
WayV Red microphone comes right in thestudio where you can put my mind to
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ease. Please help them. Yeah, this is this is me begging for
helping. Mike and Diane's second dateupdate on ninety five point one Way V
Dennis from May's Landing is looking fora second date update with a woman named
Alison. Good morning, Dennis,how you doing today? Hey good,
how are you good. We're justreally curious about your date, so please
tell us about that and about Allison. Sure. Yeah, So I went
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out with Alison last weekend. Wewent on Friday night. We just got
some drinks and we got some food. It was great. I had an
awesome time. She's super pretty,really nice and just like exactly what I'm
looking for. But you know,it's been almost a week now and I
haven't heard from her, so I'mnot sure what's going on or if I
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did something wrong, and I waswondering if you guys could help me out.
We sure can. We can tryat least. Okay, great,
I really appreciate it. We reallywe do suck at this game. I
just want to let you know,but we will try, especially since she's
exactly what you're looking for. SoI say we get right to it.
Dennis will put you on hold,play a song, and try to get
Allison on the phone and find outwhy she's not getting back to you.
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That is coming up next to ninetyfive point one WayV. Ninety five point
one WayV with Mike and Diane's seconddate update. A few minutes ago,
Dennis told us about his first daywith Alison. He said he had a
great time. She's exactly what he'slooking for. But it's been over a
week and he hasn't heard anything fromher. So Dennis, we're getting to
it right now. We're going togive Alison a call and try to find
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out what's going on. Are youexciting? Oh, you're welcome. Hello.
Hi? Is this Allison? No? No? Sorry? Who is?
It's Mike and Diane from ninety fivepoint one Way V Radio from the
morning show. This is oh,but this is not We're not telemarketers,
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not telemarketers? Is this knowing thatnow? Is this Alison? No?
This is Caitlin. Can I askwhy you're calling me Caitlin? Okay,
well maybe that's why he's not gettinga call back. Yeah, I'm confused
because we got a call from oneof our listeners, Dennis, and he
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had us call who we thought wasAllison. But now I'm just confused.
Mike, did you go on adate? Yeah? Right? Number?
I mean, I'm I whatever,I I fat finger something Usually I get
like dial tones. Oh, okay, so very rare that I would dial
another young lady as in the sameage demographic. I'm sure of the person
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I'm trying to call. Yeah,that you are pretty good like that?
Well, did you go out withthe guy owing other women? I'm just
at work, Just at work,great, So I wait to get away
from my wife to call other women. Sorry, get back to what we
were doing. Did you go outwith a guy named Dennis? We're confused.
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Honestly, I'm supposed to go outwith a guy named Dennis in a
few days. But oh, waita minute, now we're getting somewhere.
So your name is Caitlin. You'resupposed to go out with Dennis in a
few days, And I need totell you that Dennis has been listening in
because he was trying to reach Alison. Dennis. What's going on here?
Please? Yeah, hey, guys, I'm I'm really sorry. I think
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I gave you the wrong phone number. Thank oh you you did? What
do you think I hacked your phonehouse? When I get this number,
I was wondering about myself. Yeah, through for all. Lord, So
you are so Dennis. You're goingout with Caitlin or you were going to
I don't know. If she'll stillgo out in a few days. Is
that correct? Yeah? Yeah,we have a date this weekend. Yeah,
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okay, Well, Caitlin is doyou still want to go out with
Dennis? Let's just jump it's weird. Yeah, I don't know now,
I mean not if he's thinking abouta girl named Alison. He was.
I have to say he was thinkingabout Allison for sure. Dennis, do
you want to give me Allison's realnumber and we can three way or into
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this? Now that'll be even toocomplicated. That'll be like the Housewives.
I'll break a phone system or something. Really all right, Well, Dennis,
what would you like to say toCaitlin right now to try to salvage
this upcoming date? Go ahead?Uh, I'm really excited for this weekend.
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I'm sorry, this is just sofunny to me. I don't know.
I don't know about this weekend now, I'm just confused. Well,
it was only a first date.I guess you're not going to be you're
not exclusive. He wasn't exclusive withthis other woman. He was trying to
reach, so you could look atit that way. But it's you know
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what, I'm going to still thisquestion. This is awkward. Dennis still
wants to go out, obviously,So Caitlin, it's it's up to you.
You can either be let off thehook and tell him right now on
the radio, or you could goout with him and see what happens.
Would but he liked this. Igotta say, I'm sorry, Dennis to
throw you into the US again.He liked Alison enough to call a radio
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station to get us to call her. So go ahead, Caitlin, what
do you think? But he wasthinking about you enough to give her your
number save guy bro code. Yeah, I feel like I feel like it's
worth going on a date and askinghim in person about this, Allison.
So I'm I guess I'm still willingto go see what you know? This
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is going to work out. Ithink this is. I think I think
this is because now you have anicebreaker, the icebreaker on the first there's
no awkwardness, you know, youknow. See we did that for you.
Well, ask you when was yourlast first day before you go judging
my guy. I also want tostate I have no idea who this guy
is. He could be bad guy. I take no part in that.
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What was your for last first date? Well, my last first date was
recently. But you know I didn'tcall the radio and give give them the
wrong number about it? All right? Point for Caitlin there, Why not?
That's how I make a living.Can you start doing that? Call
us anytime you want, Caitlyn.We're Mike and Diane. All right,
well, good luck with your datethis weekend? Five point one w a
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y V phone tap time. Andit's that time of the year. Kids
are out there selling lemonade. They'retrying to make a couple extra bucks.
They can't shovel the snow anymore,Please God, don't do that, so
now they have to do things likesell lemonade to make a little extra money.
Well, what if there was awe'll call them a business man who
was a little shady trying to advancethe profits, if you will, of
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the kids. That's me. That'sthe phone tap. Here we go.
Hello, Hey, how you doingthere? I'm just calling because you moved
right down the block. You gotthat You got the big house, right,
you just moved in. Yeah,well, I see that your little
girl is selling on the sidewalk there, And I'm gonna be honest. We
never had this problem in the neighborhood. Yeah, Well, here's the thing.
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There's a lot of foot traffic,and you know, we never had
this much foot traffic before. Andit's a cul de sac, and all
of a sudden, people are coming, and I think I know why.
It's they're coming for your little girl'sfruit, that fruit juice selling, lem,
what's the problem. There's the thing. I checked it out, you
know what I mean. I've seena lot of these things going on,
So I went down. I checkedit out for myself, and I took
a little little sip, a coupleof little SIPs. You know what I'm
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talking about. Well, I talkedto her. She's got a good thing
going on. What I'm approaching youabout is I would love to help her
with her business enterprise. Come downand enjoy a glass. Is really good.
I don't understand what's the problem tellingyou she's not maximizing her potential.
And what I'm trying to tell you, miss, is that I can help
her. Wait a minute, ashe' the kid, kidman, what are
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you talking about? Get out ofhere. Here's the thing. She's not
tapping into the whole market here allright, she can be making money hand
over fist and uncle dominic. HereI can help her blow this business up.
She's a kid already. All right. Here's the thing. I'm trying
to be nice. Uh, youknow how things can happen. I'd just
say, be a real shame ifone of our pictures got broke on the
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sidewalk, that's all. It'd bea shame. You come on down here,
and I am sure you it canbe a shame. Come on,
No, it would be a shameif you thought I was being serious,
because this is actually a phone tap. Heights, Mike from Mike and Diane.
Your friend Deborah called us and said, uh, she wanted to prank
you. You're on the radio rightnow, Hi, what you are on
the radio. This is a phonetap. I am Mike from Mike and
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Diane ninety five point one w AYV. And your friend Deborah is actually
a terrible person. I'll tell youthat now, and I almost kill you.
Whoa, whoa, wha, wha, whoa whoa. Okay, okay,
I know a guy, if youneed some of that, just being
honest here and being your friend,your friend, not hers yours. Everything's
good here, Everything's good, baby, all right. Tell Jeed Debrah she's
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terrible, big old jerk, right, big jerk, Thank you. I
am relieved we don't have these inthe US yet. So Mike and Diane
Show on ninety five point one Wayv McDonald's introduced the world's first scented billboards.
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What a terrible idea. They arein the Netherlands, and the billboards
e myity familiar aroma of McDonald's fries. So when you come within fifteen feet
of the billboards, you can smellthe McDonald's fries. And you know what
would happen to me? I wouldgo right into a trance. Must go
to McDonald's, Musco. They don'twork on me. What I think is
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important to say here is the billboardsare around walking Not well, you said
billboards, I'm thinking the Chippendale's aton the AC Expressway over here. I
should have clarified that. I guessthey're for pedestrians. Boy, that would
smell like something the chippendales s billboard. What is that one gonna smell like?
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With Vinnie from Jersey Shore baby oiland regret like what this is why
this wouldn't work? He was theonly people crazy enough to do it are
the people you don't want to smellon a billboard. McDonald's isn't gonna do
that here. Well, it usesstate of the art technology to diffuse the
scent of the beloved fries and aimto evoke emotions and memories associated with the
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iconic brand. Forget about the memories. I just want the fries because they
taste so good. But there aresome good memories too, I guess.
Yeah. The scented signs are positionedwithin six hundred yards of a McDonald's location.
The lead customers straight to the restaurant. Six hundred yards is pretty far.
Would this work for you though?If that wasn't really on your radar
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for the day and you smelled theMcDonald's fries, No, I mean it's
good marketing because if you smell it, your my first thought would be like
did I step in? Something likewhat happened? What's going on? What's
that smell? But I'm not gonnabe like, oh my god, I
need McDonald's fries now and be likethat's cool marketing. Please don't ever do
it again. I like the smellof outside. Okay, all right,
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I think it would Like I said, it would work for me because it's
such a strong smell and we've eventalked about this before. When you're trying
to have like an eating session inthe car and you don't want your spouse
to know, maybe you're dieting togetheror something. You can't get rid of
that smell and the McDonald's fries.I'm aware when you cheat on the dial.
Oh yes, I am to fourwindows open and we're rolling. It
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could be twenty degrees out. Wegot the windows down. I have potentially
taken the long route home. Andwhen I say a long route home,
I mean through the neighborhood, Liker, just a couple extra loops around just
to get that air moving in thecar, just like you don't need to
smell this whopper. You got toget on a major highway so you can
go faster with all the windows down. That's my strategy. Yeah, I'll
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it's never happened before. Ah.Then you got the papers flying around in
the car. My car is adisaster anyway. Kids toys are flying everywhere,
flying. But as long as Idon't get caught eating a whopper,
but you probably still do. Yeah, because I don't throw out the wrapper.
The world's first Senate billboards, wedon't have them, have them yet.
You never know I don't get them, and I don't know about you,
But now I want McDonald's fries.Yeah, I want to go to
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the Chippendales. Now that's ooh,me too,
Get the snooze button too many times. Here's what you missed. My brother
in law wants to buy something used, and the rest of the family said
no. So Mike and Diane showin ninety five point one way, V
is this a do or don't inyour opinion, buying a used mattress?
Oh listen, I'm the cheapest manalive. That's a step too far from
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me, too far. Yeah,I would not because you could save some
money. Mike, there's a verysmall percentage of situation where I would ever
buy a used mattress. I'm withyou. I just that's something I would
have to have new, because I'llsee people selling all kinds of things,
obviously, and I think, well, even socks and underwear. Yeah,
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I'm not into that. I neednew socks, need new underwear, need
a new mattress. Market for usedunderwear, well not, I'm not touching
about that kind of market. Ohokay, like normal, Oh okay,
gotcha, gotcha. Yeah. ButI've seen also plates and glasses and utensils
that wouldn't be as bad because firstof all, you could powerwash those suckers,
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and second of all, you eatat restaurants on that Oh and then
some people won't move into a newhouse, or even if it doesn't have
to have to be brand new construction, if they don't replace all the toilets.
Again, you stay at hotels withtoilets if people use So yeah,
that's another one. That's always aconversation with a lot of couples. So
all right, So Mike, you'reout for the used mattress. No,
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there's no. I don't think there'sany real reason because of all the what's
the used what's the used word?They always instead of saying used, they
say loved, Oh, well,well loved or something well loved. Oh,
I'll bet I'm a massive man.I'm a gigantic person. So I
know my mattress. When my wiferolls on my side of the bed,
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there she rolls downhill. So likeI don't need that to be somebody else's
you know what I'm trying to say, Yes, like nobody else is going
to enjoy my side of the bed. Like it takes too much work,
Like they get lost in a cavern. You need a new one. Yeah,
so it's a don't for us,But let us know. On the
free iHeartRadio app, you can tapthat red microphone love to get your comments
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there, and also give us acall. Buying a used mattress a do
or don't? The Mike and Dianeshow a ninety five point one way v
Is it a do or don't?Buying a used mattress? Justin from Summer's
point, what do you think youknow? I think I I I would
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buy a used mattress from someone thatI know, But I don't think I
just buy one from a stranger.I think you found the loophole in my
argument there. Yeah, yeah,because I don't. I think I would
too. But at the same point, No, I'm still out. How
old is Nope, I'm out.I'm still out too. It makes it
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a little bit better. He makesa good argument, but I'm still on
team new mattress. Yeah. Ialso don't know if I would ever buy
somebody's, like maybe a guest roommattress. Oh yeah, Okay, now
you're I don't know if I reallybelieve myself when I say I would do
that. Yeah, I think Ithink you're on the same page I am.
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I still don't think I would doit, but I'm just saying that,
like, hey, maybe there's aweird scenario right now, But I
don't think I would do it.You have to be in the moment,
or maybe a celebrity. Well Iwas gonna say celebrity mattress, but you
don't know where they're that's you don'tknow where that thing has been, So
forget take I take that back.Personally, I'd rather buy a celebrity mattress
than of my friend for that samereason. I don't know where it's been.
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Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't need my never mind,
all right, so we're just allgetting new mattresses, okay, justin
yeah, yeah, yeah. Thismight be the most exhausting phone tap I've
ever done. It's ninety five pointone w A the Mike and Diane Show.
I need you to listen closely tothis one because you know, I
put on a little bit of acharacter in the phone top. Yeah,
(04:08):
yeah, right. You can hearme come in and out of the character.
Because I couldn't believe how ridiculous thisone was. I had to call
her back because you'll hear it.Just understand I could not hold myself together
in the middle of this. Icannot wait. And you'll know exactly what
(04:29):
I'm talking about here. We gotis this the hat store? Yes?
It is great. How are youtoday? Good? I wanted to know,
Like, do you guys sell hatsthat's always so oh awesome? Like
derbies? Yes we do. Whatabout top hats? Yes we do,
(04:50):
sombreros, yes we do. Doyou sell hats like the ones Papa Smurf
wears. Now, we're a serioushatshop. We're not a Papa Smurf heat
HOPA Smurf is serious. Man,he was blue? Yeah, I take
no man? Who's blue? Seriously? Nice? You sell baseball hats?
Nope? What about Philly hats?No Yankee hats, No MAT's hats.
(05:15):
What about for the Buccaneers? No, I don't sell any team caps at
all. I sell no caps withlogos on them. Oh okay, what
about the Flyers then nope? Eaglesthat would be a logo. Giants Nope,
no logos, Dodgers no logos,Cowboys no logos. So you don't
have cowboy hats. I have cowboyhats, but not hats for the Dallas
(05:36):
Cowboys. Okay, so you sellcowboy hats? Yes? What about cowgirl
hats? Cowwoman hats? What aboutViking hats? What about a serious Viking
hat. No, like if Iwere going to be a serious Viking?
Nope. What about hats with horns? No? What about a fedora?
(05:59):
What if I bought some horns?Could you attach them to a fedora?
Nope, but a tailor could doit for you. Do you have a
tailor on staff? Nope? Doyou have any hats with feathers? Yeah?
All hats have feathers in there.Every single hat has a feather in
them, even a cowboy hat.Yeah. Sure, they all come with
little feathers on the side of thehat. I think you're lying to me.
Oh, sombreros do Tooreros? Donot? Because they're ornamented with sequence?
(06:24):
All right? What if I wasFrench? Would you have a beret
with some sequins? No? Butyou didn't get them put on? Okay?
Do you do that? No?Okay, who does that? A
tailor? Do you have a tailoron staff? No? You've asked me
I did. What was the answer? No? Do you have college hats?
No? Okay? What about fromYale? Do you have any Yell
hats? If I don't have collegehats, I wouldn't have one from Yale.
(06:46):
Yell is a university, not acollege. Oh sorry, no,
I have nothing with logos on it, nothing that would be associated with anything.
These are all going to be playing. Okay. What if I brought
in a hat, would you beable to put the words harv it on
it? Yeah? Okay, nowwe're getting somewhere. What is your name?
My name is Aida. Do yousell leather hats? Do you sell
(07:08):
leather pants? No? What aboutonly hats? Okay? What about shirts?
Do you sell any shirts? No? Just hats. Do you have
any collar shirts? We don't doany shirts. We own down shirts,
only hats, T shirts. Positive. What about pants? No? Pants,
only shorts, They're like a hat. No, I got a quick
(07:30):
question for you. Yes, whatabout shoes? Has center? Hi?
Is this Ida? Now? Sheshall be back in about an hour?
Can I help you? Hi?So I'm calling from ninety five point one
way V. I'm kind of ina really weird, awkward position because I
(07:54):
just phone tapped her and I wantedto thank her and let her know,
but she's gone for an hour.Now? Is this Sida? Yes?
Hi? Aida? I'm sorry.This is Mike from Mike and Diane.
As I just told you this wasall a joke. That's great. I'm
thrilled well, thank you so much. You are the most patient, nicest
(08:16):
person in the world. You aremy hero. Thank you so much.
You're welcome. How much homework istoo much homework? It's ninety five point
one WayV. It's a Mike andDiane show. I don't know if my
son gets a lot of homework becauseit's kind of been the same. But
I feel like he does an hourof homework every night. And now I
(08:37):
know that's like some people are listening, going, that's normal. But he's
in second grade. Oh, he'sgot like two pages of math a night,
two pages of like I guess itwould be considered like English, like
writing, and he usually has somemiscellaneous homework to do. It was solid
(08:58):
hour. It's usually about an hour, okay, but and it's always it's
it's a real pain in the buttsme Like it's it's two pages of math
front and back with like four questionsfive questions on each page. Now,
for me, I could bang thisout in five minutes, But for a
second grader, he's got to thinkit's math problem. Yeah, you can't
just do it for them. Itry to get my dad back in the
day to do especially the word problemsforget it. Oh no, Diane,
(09:22):
you have to learn it does theexact same thing. I would say we
got about an hour of homework whenwe were older back then, but second
grade, I feel like we couldbe kids more because by the time,
if you have after school activities forsports like your kids do, then it's
it seems a little excessive to me. But what do I know. Well,
that's where this comes from. Talkback, go to our go to our
(09:46):
iHeartRadio app. It's completely free.Hit the red microphone. Just almost just
tell me how much homework your kidshave, Like I'm this is a social
experiment. I'm asking you to dothis for me as a favor. If
you come in and say your kidhas an hour of homework, then I'll
be like, that's life. Ijust feel like he's got a lot of
homework. And I asked the teacherabout it, like is he not finishing
(10:07):
his work in school and it's cominghome And the answer is no, he's
getting it done in school. Butthis is just the homework that they have.
And again, I just want toknow if it's normal. I genuinely
don't know if this is normal.Like it came to a head last night
he got home, he started hishomework immediately. The second he finished,
we had to leave to go tobaseball. So I don't know. It
(10:30):
was a little frustrating to me becausenow my daughter I'm home alone with them
at this time. I can't takeher to the playground to play because he's
got to finish his homework. SoI was frustrated by the amount last night,
and it seems to be normal.Is this a normal amount? I
don't know. Yeah, I don'tknow if it's standard. I'm new,
I'm a second grade dad, he'smy first kid. Tell me, please,
(10:54):
I'm literally please do the talk backand just tell me how much homework
your kid has, if that's anormal amount. If you're second grade teacher,
tell me if that's a normal amount, or if he's getting a lot,
or if you're a third, fourth, fifth, sixth I'm talking to
you directly. Is this normal?iHeartRadio app. It's free Red microphone.
WayV Red microphone comes right in thestudio where you can put my mind to
(11:15):
ease. Please help them. Yeah, this is this is me begging for
helping. Mike and Diane's second dateupdate on ninety five point one Way V
Dennis from May's Landing is looking fora second date update with a woman named
Alison. Good morning, Dennis,how you doing today? Hey good,
how are you good. We're justreally curious about your date, so please
tell us about that and about Allison. Sure. Yeah, So I went
(11:41):
out with Alison last weekend. Wewent on Friday night. We just got
some drinks and we got some food. It was great. I had an
awesome time. She's super pretty,really nice and just like exactly what I'm
looking for. But you know,it's been almost a week now and I
haven't heard from her, so I'mnot sure what's going on or if I
(12:03):
did something wrong, and I waswondering if you guys could help me out.
We sure can. We can tryat least. Okay, great,
I really appreciate it. We reallywe do suck at this game. I
just want to let you know,but we will try, especially since she's
exactly what you're looking for. SoI say we get right to it.
Dennis will put you on hold,play a song, and try to get
Allison on the phone and find outwhy she's not getting back to you.
(12:26):
That is coming up next to ninetyfive point one WayV. Ninety five point
one WayV with Mike and Diane's seconddate update. A few minutes ago,
Dennis told us about his first daywith Alison. He said he had a
great time. She's exactly what he'slooking for. But it's been over a
week and he hasn't heard anything fromher. So Dennis, we're getting to
it right now. We're going togive Alison a call and try to find
(12:48):
out what's going on. Are youexciting? Oh, you're welcome. Hello.
Hi? Is this Allison? No? No? Sorry? Who is?
It's Mike and Diane from ninety fivepoint one Way V Radio from the
morning show. This is oh,but this is not We're not telemarketers,
(13:13):
not telemarketers? Is this knowing thatnow? Is this Alison? No?
This is Caitlin. Can I askwhy you're calling me Caitlin? Okay,
well maybe that's why he's not gettinga call back. Yeah, I'm confused
because we got a call from oneof our listeners, Dennis, and he
(13:35):
had us call who we thought wasAllison. But now I'm just confused.
Mike, did you go on adate? Yeah? Right? Number?
I mean, I'm I whatever,I I fat finger something Usually I get
like dial tones. Oh, okay, so very rare that I would dial
another young lady as in the sameage demographic. I'm sure of the person
(13:58):
I'm trying to call. Yeah,that you are pretty good like that?
Well, did you go out withthe guy owing other women? I'm just
at work, Just at work,great, So I wait to get away
from my wife to call other women. Sorry, get back to what we
were doing. Did you go outwith a guy named Dennis? We're confused.
(14:22):
Honestly, I'm supposed to go outwith a guy named Dennis in a
few days. But oh, waita minute, now we're getting somewhere.
So your name is Caitlin. You'resupposed to go out with Dennis in a
few days, And I need totell you that Dennis has been listening in
because he was trying to reach Alison. Dennis. What's going on here?
Please? Yeah, hey, guys, I'm I'm really sorry. I think
(14:48):
I gave you the wrong phone number. Thank oh you you did? What
do you think I hacked your phonehouse? When I get this number,
I was wondering about myself. Yeah, through for all. Lord, So
you are so Dennis. You're goingout with Caitlin or you were going to
I don't know. If she'll stillgo out in a few days. Is
that correct? Yeah? Yeah,we have a date this weekend. Yeah,
(15:13):
okay, Well, Caitlin is doyou still want to go out with
Dennis? Let's just jump it's weird. Yeah, I don't know now,
I mean not if he's thinking abouta girl named Alison. He was.
I have to say he was thinkingabout Allison for sure. Dennis, do
you want to give me Allison's realnumber and we can three way or into
(15:33):
this? Now that'll be even toocomplicated. That'll be like the Housewives.
I'll break a phone system or something. Really all right, Well, Dennis,
what would you like to say toCaitlin right now to try to salvage
this upcoming date? Go ahead?Uh, I'm really excited for this weekend.
(15:56):
I'm sorry, this is just sofunny to me. I don't know.
I don't know about this weekend now, I'm just confused. Well,
it was only a first date.I guess you're not going to be you're
not exclusive. He wasn't exclusive withthis other woman. He was trying to
reach, so you could look atit that way. But it's you know
(16:17):
what, I'm going to still thisquestion. This is awkward. Dennis still
wants to go out, obviously,So Caitlin, it's it's up to you.
You can either be let off thehook and tell him right now on
the radio, or you could goout with him and see what happens.
Would but he liked this. Igotta say, I'm sorry, Dennis to
throw you into the US again.He liked Alison enough to call a radio
(16:37):
station to get us to call her. So go ahead, Caitlin, what
do you think? But he wasthinking about you enough to give her your
number save guy bro code. Yeah, I feel like I feel like it's
worth going on a date and askinghim in person about this, Allison.
So I'm I guess I'm still willingto go see what you know? This
(17:03):
is going to work out. Ithink this is. I think I think
this is because now you have anicebreaker, the icebreaker on the first there's
no awkwardness, you know, youknow. See we did that for you.
Well, ask you when was yourlast first day before you go judging
my guy. I also want tostate I have no idea who this guy
is. He could be bad guy. I take no part in that.
(17:25):
What was your for last first date? Well, my last first date was
recently. But you know I didn'tcall the radio and give give them the
wrong number about it? All right? Point for Caitlin there, Why not?
That's how I make a living.Can you start doing that? Call
us anytime you want, Caitlyn.We're Mike and Diane. All right,
well, good luck with your datethis weekend? Five point one w a
(17:49):
y V phone tap time. Andit's that time of the year. Kids
are out there selling lemonade. They'retrying to make a couple extra bucks.
They can't shovel the snow anymore,Please God, don't do that, so
now they have to do things likesell lemonade to make a little extra money.
Well, what if there was awe'll call them a business man who
was a little shady trying to advancethe profits, if you will, of
(18:14):
the kids. That's me. That'sthe phone tap. Here we go.
Hello, Hey, how you doingthere? I'm just calling because you moved
right down the block. You gotthat You got the big house, right,
you just moved in. Yeah,well, I see that your little
girl is selling on the sidewalk there, And I'm gonna be honest. We
never had this problem in the neighborhood. Yeah, Well, here's the thing.
(18:37):
There's a lot of foot traffic,and you know, we never had
this much foot traffic before. Andit's a cul de sac, and all
of a sudden, people are coming, and I think I know why.
It's they're coming for your little girl'sfruit, that fruit juice selling, lem,
what's the problem. There's the thing. I checked it out, you
know what I mean. I've seena lot of these things going on,
So I went down. I checkedit out for myself, and I took
a little little sip, a coupleof little SIPs. You know what I'm
(19:00):
talking about. Well, I talkedto her. She's got a good thing
going on. What I'm approaching youabout is I would love to help her
with her business enterprise. Come downand enjoy a glass. Is really good.
I don't understand what's the problem tellingyou she's not maximizing her potential.
And what I'm trying to tell you, miss, is that I can help
her. Wait a minute, ashe' the kid, kidman, what are
(19:22):
you talking about? Get out ofhere. Here's the thing. She's not
tapping into the whole market here allright, she can be making money hand
over fist and uncle dominic. HereI can help her blow this business up.
She's a kid already. All right. Here's the thing. I'm trying
to be nice. Uh, youknow how things can happen. I'd just
say, be a real shame ifone of our pictures got broke on the
(19:45):
sidewalk, that's all. It'd bea shame. You come on down here,
and I am sure you it canbe a shame. Come on,
No, it would be a shameif you thought I was being serious,
because this is actually a phone tap. Heights, Mike from Mike and Diane.
Your friend Deborah called us and said, uh, she wanted to prank
you. You're on the radio rightnow, Hi, what you are on
the radio. This is a phonetap. I am Mike from Mike and
(20:07):
Diane ninety five point one w AYV. And your friend Deborah is actually
a terrible person. I'll tell youthat now, and I almost kill you.
Whoa, whoa, wha, wha, whoa whoa. Okay, okay,
I know a guy, if youneed some of that, just being
honest here and being your friend,your friend, not hers yours. Everything's
good here, Everything's good, baby, all right. Tell Jeed Debrah she's
(20:27):
terrible, big old jerk, right, big jerk, Thank you. I
am relieved we don't have these inthe US yet. So Mike and Diane
Show on ninety five point one Wayv McDonald's introduced the world's first scented billboards.
(20:48):
What a terrible idea. They arein the Netherlands, and the billboards
e myity familiar aroma of McDonald's fries. So when you come within fifteen feet
of the billboards, you can smellthe McDonald's fries. And you know what
would happen to me? I wouldgo right into a trance. Must go
to McDonald's, Musco. They don'twork on me. What I think is
(21:10):
important to say here is the billboardsare around walking Not well, you said
billboards, I'm thinking the Chippendale's aton the AC Expressway over here. I
should have clarified that. I guessthey're for pedestrians. Boy, that would
smell like something the chippendales s billboard. What is that one gonna smell like?
(21:30):
With Vinnie from Jersey Shore baby oiland regret like what this is why
this wouldn't work? He was theonly people crazy enough to do it are
the people you don't want to smellon a billboard. McDonald's isn't gonna do
that here. Well, it usesstate of the art technology to diffuse the
scent of the beloved fries and aimto evoke emotions and memories associated with the
(21:55):
iconic brand. Forget about the memories. I just want the fries because they
taste so good. But there aresome good memories too, I guess.
Yeah. The scented signs are positionedwithin six hundred yards of a McDonald's location.
The lead customers straight to the restaurant. Six hundred yards is pretty far.
Would this work for you though?If that wasn't really on your radar
(22:18):
for the day and you smelled theMcDonald's fries, No, I mean it's
good marketing because if you smell it, your my first thought would be like
did I step in? Something likewhat happened? What's going on? What's
that smell? But I'm not gonnabe like, oh my god, I
need McDonald's fries now and be likethat's cool marketing. Please don't ever do
it again. I like the smellof outside. Okay, all right,
(22:40):
I think it would Like I said, it would work for me because it's
such a strong smell and we've eventalked about this before. When you're trying
to have like an eating session inthe car and you don't want your spouse
to know, maybe you're dieting togetheror something. You can't get rid of
that smell and the McDonald's fries.I'm aware when you cheat on the dial.
Oh yes, I am to fourwindows open and we're rolling. It
(23:03):
could be twenty degrees out. Wegot the windows down. I have potentially
taken the long route home. Andwhen I say a long route home,
I mean through the neighborhood, Liker, just a couple extra loops around just
to get that air moving in thecar, just like you don't need to
smell this whopper. You got toget on a major highway so you can
go faster with all the windows down. That's my strategy. Yeah, I'll
(23:25):
it's never happened before. Ah.Then you got the papers flying around in
the car. My car is adisaster anyway. Kids toys are flying everywhere,
flying. But as long as Idon't get caught eating a whopper,
but you probably still do. Yeah, because I don't throw out the wrapper.
The world's first Senate billboards, wedon't have them, have them yet.
You never know I don't get them, and I don't know about you,
But now I want McDonald's fries.Yeah, I want to go to
(23:48):
the Chippendales. Now that's ooh,me too,
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