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What food do you think people onlypretend to like? Where Mike and Diane
on ninety five point one way vNumber one in the survey, I love
this one, and it took meforever to know how to pronounce this.
Yeah. Keen wah. Okay,Yeah, did I say that right?
Yesterday? Okay? Queen wa queenwa. So the survey says that people
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say they like it, but theyreally don't. I don't eat queen wa,
but I you do, don't you? I do? I do?
I absolutely, I will tell youthere are all right. So I'm trying
to decide what I how to answerthis question because it's complicated because it is
so good for you? So doI like it because I can make it
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in a variety that tastes good?Or am I? Or is it actually
good? You know what I'm saying? You like it for the health benefit.
Yes, I don't think I wouldever choose it if it was just
another item. If you told meRice and quen Wha were the same health
lee and they might be, Idon't know. I'm a I'm a radio
host. I'm stupid. They mightbe just as good for each other.
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I would choose Rice one hundred outof one hundred times, and you would
choose French fries. Ever quemoa athousand out of one hundred. Yes.
Also on the survey, Brussels sprouts, you like Brussels spruce? I do
actually like brussels. My mom likesBriussel spruce. I enjoy them. And
my mom actually just discovered after allthese years that she likes cottage cheese,
which also made the survey. Idon't know. Maybe it's like the look
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of fit or the under it's thetexture that just gets me. And I
would put this one at number one. It made the survey, but it
wasn't number one. And I reallyshouldn't say this because I've never tried it
and I don't think I ever willunless I'm forced to. Okay, caviare
So I have a question and it'sa stupid question. Maybe you can answer
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it. You Have you had sushibefore? Right? No? Okay,
Well this is a stupid question.I'll ask for everybody else. Then have
you had sushi? Everyone? Yeah? The row that's on sushi, is
that technically caviar? That's a goodquestion. I don't because I know what
caviar is and I know what rowis, and I think they're about the
same thing. Okay, well,I feel like I'm going to Google because
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Diane's they'll help. Yeah, theyit's fish eggs, I guess either way.
But people say it's an acquired taste. Yeah, but I don't know.
Are they just saying it because that'swhat successful people eat. I'm just
wondering maybe it is good. Ihonestly, I only think they say because
if we grew up on moving,they've taken it out of movies completely.
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Oh yeah, but for the mostpart, caviar was always the hoity toity
snack exactly. Yeah, all fisheggs are technically row, but not all
row is caviar. Got it?So these are the special got it?
Understood? Why it's so expensive?Yes, So give us a call.
What food do you think people onlypretend to like? And think of?
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Mike and Diane when you eat caviaror quinoa? It is ninety five point
one w A y V. Goodmorning, It's Mike and Diane. Show
the food that you think people onlypretend to like. Quene wa, which
I practice saying again, was numberone in the survey. Also, maybe
we're thinking cavy or people are justpretending. But We're not sure about that
one. But let's check in withAmanda from Ventnor. Amanda, which food
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do you think people only pretend tolike? Oh? I think people pretend
to like raw oysters. Oh yeah, that's a good one. I've I've
never tried one, but every timeI watch someone eat one, I'm like,
what's the word? They always saythat an aphrodisiac, that's the I
would I wish you could see themonkey clapping cymbals in my head trying to
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come up with that get you inthe mood. I wonder if that really
works. I have no idea away. There's no way. They're so
slimy and just people like just likethey just slithered down their throat. I
don't think there's anything sexy about it. Yeah, I don't. They look
chic. I think that's why peopleget into it. It's good for an
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Instagram post, Yeah, because ofthat, not actually the bucket of ice
they come on. Yes, itis a good presentation. I will give
you that, but then like thewhole prop then again, shrimp cocktail is
a good presentation too. I'd ratherorder that you got bugs, that's what
they are. But you know whata man let's not have the lobster conversation.
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Amanda. That is a good We'regonna put that on the list.
Thank you, Thank you. Boy. Do I know that permits are a
pain in the butt to get thingsredone in and around your house because the
town, the town's always very toughon permits and I don't know why it
doesn't have to be that way,but it's ninety five point one w A
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y V and we do phone taps. So I decided we're going to ruin
somebody's day, or I should say, get them prep for the real conversation
with the town to get permits.So here we go. Hello, Hi,
may I speak to Alan? Please? Alan? This is Bill over
at City Permits. How are you? I'm fine? Can I help you?
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Good? Yes, I was justcalling. We had one of our
our meno over your construction side theother day and they were looking in the
kitchen. You did a wonderful jobin there. Oh yeah, thanks,
thanks so much. But that wasthat was a nice one. We were
just wondering we happened that it wasthat you didn't file for a new permit.
Yes, I did. Unfortunately notwe don't have a record of at
all. Do you have the receipt. I'm sure I can get that for
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you, but I definitely, youknow, I always follow all the permits
and I definitely did that. Iappreciate that we did see all the other
permits for every single part of thehouse. We thought we had made a
mistake, but actually one of mypeople pulled your file and I don't see
any permits for the kitchen. Well, I mean, you know, you
guys must have lost it or something. But I definitely put that in there,
and I'm sure I can get itto you again if I have to.
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But I mean, you know,that's clearly something that you guys have
made a mistake on. We've checkedthree different places. Therefore, your company
is in error and you're gonna haveto remove all the kitchen and make it
uncomplete again. Oh, oh mygod, you can't remove How do you
even do? That doesn't make anysense. No, No, we're going
to have to redo the whole piping. You're gonna have to get a new
gas permit as well as electric.Oh my, you guys are just always
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giving me search ridiculous. It's justit's absurd what you guys put me through.
I mean, the amount of paperwork. You know, it's it's just
it's ridiculous. If you think youdid it, I will tell you.
If you believe that you did itand I am an error, then I
will apologize. Yeah. I've beendoing this thirty five years. I went
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through the computer and I checked yourname, I checked your address, I
checked everything about you. We haveyour social security number, you have a
why do you have security file?Sir? You should and you're paying the
sixty two hundred dollars. Don't betalking about my social Security number. That
is well, we'll be back onunder my business. You should not have
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my personal social secure number ever,especially you know this clown show operation that
you have. There a loving documentsleft and right. I mean, this
is just outrageous. You'll be hearingfrom my lawyer because this is I'll let
you get off the phone with onelittle piece of information, then you can
go call your lawyer. Okay,you are on the radio right now.
This is a phone tap and myname is Mike from Mike and dya my
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god. Mmm, yeah, thisone heard a little bit. Your brother
Frank. He set you up becauseyou wouldn't help him do the move.
So now he wanted to get you. That's the son of that. How
do you feel well? I feelfine now, I mean now a great
sport and we're gonna see again.We're going to do this again. Okay,
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all right? Never heard of it? An engagement ring hidden in this
place. It's Mike and Diane onninety five point one w A y V.
A man found a unique way topop the question to his girlfriend.
They had a date at an escaperoom, and yes, it is still
a thing because there's near where Ilive and the parking lots always packed.
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I didn't know they would last thatlong, the escape rooms, but they
are. Yeah, they felt likea trend. Yeah it did. There's
some escape room owner listening to thisright now, like, stop, I'm
glad that it's still going. Iwant to go back. Well. He
went to the escape room before thedate to hide the engagement ring inside a
treasure chest that was part of thefinal challenge in the escape room, so
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the company said, sure, youcan do that. He wanted to do
something different and surprise her, andhe succeeded, so, his fiance said.
When she saw the box in thetreasure chest, she was confused for
a minute, wondering why there wasa black box in there, but as
soon as she saw the light fromthe box shining on the ring, she
started to cry. She couldn't believeit, and she turned around and then
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the guy was on bended knee proposingin the escape room? Is there anything
weird? I always find it weirdwhen everybody says like he was on a
bended knee. Feels like a veryweird thing. Did you do that?
You just got down on an Mywife never said yes either. We're even
married. Oh geez, you bettercheck that legal. Well you're so tall
anyway that I would think that theknee, Yeah, you were down.
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I got down to You have noexcuse. I know I had to get
down there. You have to doit creative and unique and a great story
to tell the kids, I thinkyears from now, like where'd you get
engaged Grandma and grandpa? Yeah,in the escape room? What's an escape
room? And now something that no, let's not do that. So congratulations.
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Mike and Diane's second date update onninety five point one w A y
V. Teddy from Brigantine is lookingfor a second date update with a woman
named Julia. Good morning, Teddy, good morning, how are you I'm
doing wonderful. How you got.We are living the dream. But we
are really curious about your date andabout Julia, so please just spill it
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all for us. Okay. Well, I went out with Julius and this
is our first time eating, firstday, and we went out to this
bar and she walked in. Wecame separately. She walked in and she
was just this beautiful, beautiful woman. I said, oh my god,
yes, and you know we weyou know, we met at Pleasantry Hoods,
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you know, and we sat downand had drinks and I felt like
it was going good. Yeah,but it's like as it was going it
just spelt like her temperature just wasgetting colder and colder, and I didn't
I was trying to figure out,you know, am I saying something wrong?
And I is anything in my teethvery good? What's going on?
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You know? Yeah? I knowthat feeling too, like it's just you.
You You're immediately thinking like what amI doing wrong? Let me change
everything? And it just got worseand worse and worse. Yeah, yeah,
exactly exactly. So you know,we went through it, and you
know, it was just like avisually kind of kind of came to a
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merciful end and we parted ways.And I'm still with still like trying to
wrap my mind around, like whatwent wrong with was my breath stinking?
Hey? Go? What what wasit? You know? If she wasn't
she was returning my phone calls orany texts, So, I mean,
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I assume it was the one shotdeal, but I just want to know
what was going on. I justwant to know what happened so it won't
so I won't do it again.Yeah, I don't blame you that way,
whether it's Julia, if you canturn that situation around or the next
woman that you date, at leastyou know what you what you did wrong,
allegedly. So we're going to tryto help you out with this,
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Teddy. We're going to put youon the whold play song, try to
get Julia on the phone and getsome answers. And that coming up next
on ninety five point one WayV.Ninety five point one WayV with the Mike
and Diane Show and Second Date Update. A few minutes ago, Teddy told
us about his first date with Julia. Sound like it started out well at
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a bar and then through the datethings just went downhill. Teddy has no
idea what happened, what he did, or if he did anything wrong,
but he's not hearing anything back fromJulia. So Mike, let's get right
to it. Here we go,Teddy, we are giving Julia a call
to clear this up, hopefully fingerscrossed. Hello. Hi, is this
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Julia? Yeah? Hello, it'sMike and Diane from ninety five point one
WayV Radio. I'm Diane and there'sMike. Hello. We host a little
radio show, and we were justwondering if you have a few minutes,
and I'm just gonna launch right intoI know it's strange, I'm gonna launch
it into why we're calling. Wegot a call from Teddy and he told
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us about your date, and he'snot hearing back from you, and really
just wants to clear some things upand find out how the date was on
your side because if he did anythingwrong, he doesn't want to do it
again. So it's really like Mikeand Diane dating PSA. So if you
have a few minutes, what happened? I feel bad? I feel bad
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about this? Why? Okay?Okay, So we go on the date.
She didn't do anything wrong, really, it's just that he has a
handle our mustache. Oh really,that's a look. It threw me,
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okay, oh yeah, I honestly, I couldn't focus on anything he was
saying. I was just too busystaring at the mustache. It gave me
the egg. I just I don'tknow what to say. I know that
sounds incredibly shallow, but I justcouldn't get past face hair yet. Oh
wow, was there any food inthat thing? Or just like the look
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of it. It's almost like itwas like, hi, Julia, like
it was talking to you exactly.Yeah. I was like it was talking
every but it wasn't. It wasn'tTeddy the mustache. I was just on
the date with a mustache, andI was like, I was freaked out.
He was dating a mustache. That'sa first here, that's a good
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one. That Yeah, did heride there in a Harley? He did
not. That's not stereotype. Now, I have not seen a handlebar mustache
in a while. But let's getright to the source of the stash,
because Teddy has been listening in Teddy, you still got that thing? This
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was Harris. I'm sorry, let'sjust all laugh. Yeah, I got
it. I do that. Yougot it. That's a story. It's
a story behind this thing. Wegot a story. That's the story.
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I'm stupid. Okay, I waited. I did a cost play, and
costplayed is my favorite pro wrestler dressinggrowing up. Whole coging, Oh,
Mike can appreciate this. Yeah,I've seen a lot. I've seen a
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lot of it. I've seen alot of the people growing her hair out,
and I mean, yeah, thewhole Cogan's o coging in my defeat.
What I was doing is this datewasn't on the skids jewel. So
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I should have said it up.I should have I should have told her,
yeah, it's not it's not mypermanent Is that what I look like
every day? Oh, I havea very important question that will lead me
to defend or kill you. Hereare you blonde? Are you blonde?
I am right now? Okay,I can't CoA this whole to then not
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be blonde. Yeah, yeah,that was. You gotta have the you
gotta have no hair on top withjust a couple of long hairs coming out
the back. Okay, well man, I don't have to actually be bold.
No, it's not permanent, iswhat I'm taking away from this.
So yeah, well it's not,Diane, I'm with you. It is
not permanent. But I totally gether side of it, because if that
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thing's died blonde, it looks ohyeah, so I'm with her. It
was talking to her. Well,Teddy, you called us if Julia said,
yes, now that we got thiscleared up, thank goodness, would
you want a second date? Itwould be on us. I would,
I really would. Uh before beforemy handle bar started talking for me,
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I felt like I feel a connectionwith it, So yeah, I would
like another shot without the handlebar.That's oh Son's handlebar. That's good,
Julia. What do you think?Would you want a second date? It's
all up to you without the handlebar, he said, without without Okay,
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okay, well soon last time itwas a date with the handle bar.
I would love to know you andnot the handle bar. Yeah. Oh
this is great. This makes meso happy. This does And I'm going
to tell you right now, Julia, if next time you got a date,
don't tell him and cosplay as LunaVashon. You don't know who that
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is, but yep, I needyou to. I need you to google
her, and I need you tocut your hair just like her. No,
don't listen to Mike. Yeah,no v A h O N google
it. No, she will notch O. I want them to go
on a date as Teddy and Julia. No, no, that's it.
Better yet, go as Vader andMankind. That's perfect it, guys,
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bring we figured it out. Ithink we figured it out. All right.
Well, we want to wish youthe best of luck and goodbye mustache.
All right. Ninety five point onew A y V Mike and Diane
waking up with you. It isa phone tap time and I tapped Diane
in on this one because there wasa conversation going around the school about a
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pet snake, a class snake,if you will, and there were a
lot of parents who were not happyabout it, as you can imagine,
so we decided the phone tap peopleabout it. Hello, Hi Maria,
Hi, Hey, this is Judy. I work in the office at school.
Okay, Hi, hey how areyou. Everything's fine. I know
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it's a little scary when you geta call from the school. Sorry about
that, but everything is good.I'm just calling because I'm organizing a project
for missus Greenstein. They have aclass pet, so we need to get
a student to take home the petfor two days. So I'm just scheduling
which weekend you would like to pick. Oh, what kind of animal is
it? Oh my gosh, thisis so exciting. It's a boa constrictor,
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which is really cool because the kidsare doing a reptile unit this year,
so it's kind of like hands onlearning. So this would involve actually
feeding a snake live rats or miceor whatever. Yeah, you already know
about it. Yeah, don't worryabout it. We'll provide the rats.
We'll send Henry home with a styrofoamcool or of say three to four live
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rats. Oh my god, youguys don't have to find those yourselves.
That's way too much. So Ijust want to make sure you do have
an extra bathroom or maybe a halfbath that won't need to be used for
the weekend. And then you canjust put Barbara, that's her name,
put her right in there. No, I don't, I do not,
okay. So have the other parentssaid that this is okay? Because I
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think that this is something that weshould have potentially been notified of before the
decision was made, because this animalis known to be a dangerous animal as
well. You're my fourteenth call.Everyone else seems to be excited about it,
So you're really the first pushback.I've got it, really yeah,
really, well, I'm not havinga snake in my bathroom, not at
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all. It doesn't have to bea bathroom if you've got a basement or
maybe a secure garage. This doesn'tmake any sense, and I would actually
like to speak to the principle.I'm pretty sure that this is, first
of all, not going to flywith other parents. This doesn't make any
sense. I have no idea whowould have approved. Okay, well,
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you know it's really ridiculous. Yourhusband asked me to call you. This
is a phone tap. You're onthe Mic and Diane Show and ninety five
point one WayV. Yeah, thishas all but made up. I'm not
calling from the school, and thereis no Barbara the Boa constrictor. Okay,
Oh he's funny. That's that's reallyfun. Well, if you can
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think of a way to get himback, just let us know, and
we would be very happy to phonetap him another time. Oh please,
yeah, I will thank you.Okay, well, start brainstorming. Thanks,
thanks for being a good sport,Maria. Have a good day,
Hie. It's the Mic and DianeShow and ninety five point one way V
And I realized as I was watchingmy husband play a card game in the
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kitchen on the counter, I realized, I never learned how to play Solitaire.
Really, it's just such a basicthing. I've never played it on
a computer. I've never played itwith that car. Uh. I don't
even know how to play it.You have missed out on some great time
killing. Oh yeah, because Solitaireand mind Sweeper back in the day they
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were to go tos. I know, I just I don't know why.
So I guess he can teach mehow to play Solitaire, and then I'll
just you know, you have anytime to waste, I'll just go for
it. I will tell you now. It is not hard. I'm sure
it's not. I see him playingit looks very easy. I just never
had the chance to play it,I guess, or really never the interest
in it. Yeah, but nowthat I realized it, maybe I will
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learn. But is there a gamethat you've never learned to play. It
could be a car game, couldbe a board game. So as an
only child, I pretty much learnedhow to play all of the games like
Solitaire, Mind Sweeper because I'm onlychild. I'll have as myself. I
can see that. So I learnedto play all those games, right.
But one that just popped up inour family is my mom my son learned
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how to play chess. Oh that'sa tough one. And he's very interested
in chess. And he's I'm notgonna say it's very good, but he
knows all the moves, he knowshow to like strategize. He's starting the
process right. I know how toplay chess. I'm not very good at
it, but I know what allthe things do in basic strategy. My
wife and my mom have no idea, so if he wants to play,
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it needs to be me yes.So that thinks there's no break there.
We come straight in from baseball,Let's play chess. My god, how
am I going to say no tothat? So we go play chess.
I think chess is a great wayto stimulate the brain. My dad and
I played it back in the day, and same thing. My mom had
no interest in learning and my sisterhad no interest, so it had to
be my dad playing chess. Thatbeing said, it's been so many years
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that I lost it. The Ithink the ability I'm sure it would come
back, but I wish I wouldhave kept it up. But yeah,
that's a great one chess. Butit's not one of those, like you
said, with your wife or withyour mom, that you can just step
in. It's not like candy Land. Okay, yeah, we'll play candy
Land as a family. If yousit down and play a game of chess
with your wife. We got somequestions what's going on in that family.
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Chess is great though, especially ifyou watch The Queen's Gambit on Netflix.
Whoo no, no, no,I'm more of the Bart Simpson meme.
Oh okay. She was like,oh wow, look at this kid.
He's playing three games of once checkmate, checkmate, checkmate for three. Like
that's me in the game. Butlisten, I'll just say it like this,
my eight year old is beating me. Yeah, we're on a similar
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level of chess. Oh well,my good luck with that. And let
us know what is the game thatyou never learned to play? You can
leave us a message. Just goto the free iHeartRadio app, tap the
red microphone, tell us your game, or you can give us a call
where Mike and Diane on ninety fivepoint one WayV the game you never learned
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to play? It's Mike and Dianeon ninety five point one WayV. Julia
from Summer's point, What did younever learn to play? I never learned
to play Monopoly, ply like it'sa like like it's like same, same,
because I feel like it's just anAmerican game. You know What's what's
funny is we play Monopoly a lotin our house. I don't think I
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actually know all of the rules becauseI actually look through the rules the other
day and like mortgaging properties and howdo you win. I don't think I've
ever actually finished a game Monopoly.I understand the houses and the hotels and
all that, but like winning thegame seems impossible. Oh, somebody's got
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to win. But they get madat you when you start building those houses
and hotels. They do get madat you for like running up the score
or whatever. A Monopoly win thatis. I know it's the way to
win. And that's the number onegame that starts family fights. So you
know what, Julie, I wouldsay, never learn It might be better
off unless you have time. Onetime, I didn't want to admit that
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I didn't know how to play,because everyone was expecting everyone's no, it's
not boly and so I just Ijust tried to, you know, be
s my way through it. Itdidn't work out. That's okay. You
can just play solitaire and I'll justplay solitaire. We'll be fine. My
daughter, she is turning five,and that is a very weird thing to
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say. It's ninety five point oneWayV. But the important part of her
life has come to a conclusion.She has decided what her fifth birthday theme
will be. Well, that's atough decision, especially at that age.
It is because we flip flopped backand forth about one hundred times between Mermaids
and Barbie. Oh, that's atough one. I miss when these are
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the decisions we had to make.Yeah, I love those days. It
was a big one for her.She could not decide every twenty minutes.
She flip flopped and we landed onBarbie. Oh, okay, I was
going to try to guess, butBarbie, you know what I would have
guessed. Barbie. Problem for me. Now I have to dress up Ken.
Ah, I'm just Ken. Andthe thing is her party falls on
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May fourth, like that, that'swhen that's when the party is going to
be that's a big Star Wars day. Yeah, I didn't realize it until
somebody mentioned it to me. Maythe Fourth be with you. So now
I've decided without telling my wife,and you can tell me how much trouble
I'll be in. I am goingto mix Star Wars and Barbie and I
am going as ken Obi ken Obi. I'm going as Kenobi wa wah.
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I probably stop that only because you'regoing to get in trouble that Oh that's
no. I'm definitely getting in trouble, but it's gonna be worth it when
people look at me like why isthat guy dressed as obi Wan Kenobi?
And I can be like I'm kenObi. I'll just I'll do obi Wan
with like fluorescent shorts and I'm goodfluorescent shorts. I'm getting a visual.
It's gonna be great because now myson can be involved because you know it's
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a girls party, but now we'redressing as Star Wars. He can just
we're all his baby ooda stuff.I think your daughter is not going to
be happy because first of all,you made her choose between Mermaids and Barbie.
Now she's not doing a hybrid,she's not doing half mermaid like Barbie
is a murmay although there is amermaid Barbie in the movie. You could
think of it that way. Butyou mad. You made her choose,
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and then but you you're not goingfull Ken. You didn't choose. You
didn't choose between your true love starwars. Put that aside for the day
for one year, and you haveto go full Ken. I'm not down
for this. Sorry. I likehow you said I chose. No,
I was told you will dress asKen. You were told, but you
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always you have the ultimate choice.Hypothetically, No, I don't have a
choice. I just thought of thisnow, and I might have a choice.
Do you think my wife is messingwith me? I think it's half
and half. She's messing you withyou? But yet you need a can
at a Barbie party? And who'sbetter? Because my wife is blonde,
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so she is gonna be the perfectBarbie, Yes she will. I am
I'm fat, so I don't thinkKen. I don't think Ken's gonna you
know, I'm Ken's drunk uncle.Is what I really am, Like if
I was a show up, I'mthe guy that inspired Ken to get into
fashion. But I'm also I reallylove a beer. Well you have a
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little time, though, said mayfourth. You can you know are we
we are running out of time forhere go. I think that I I'm
in trouble. That's what I haveto learn the words that I am Again,
I think she's messing with me.I'm having this realization right now.
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My wife just decided it's going tobe a barbie party and now is messing
with me and telling her friends like, aha, wait till you see what
my dumb husband's doing. But inthe end, I commit the things.
Yes, and I will commit tomake my daughter laugh. Yes, that's
all that matters. Will she laughor be? Like? What age?
Do you get embarrassed? No?I don't. I think she'll just have
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fun. I do this. What'snice about that age? We overthink things
as adults. She's just gonna havefun. And I don't ever really get
embarrassed about like doing stuff like that. Like if I was to go and
actually perform that, I don't carelike it would make people laugh. Clearly,
if you've ever listened to this show, I say and do anything to
make you laugh. So I thinkit's gonna be fine, right yeah,
right, But practice, I'm justken, that's all I know anywhere else,
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i'd be ten five on a goodday. All right, good luck,
not five point one w A yV. We're talking phone bills.
But it's on. I've just beenhanded an urgent and horrifying news story,
and I eat all of you tostop what you're doing and listen. No,
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so you know it's going to bea disaster, right, A Florida
couple, of course? Is aFlorida couple of course? Well, they
went on a magical European vacation.No beautiful, it's a three week trip
to Switzerland. The question is howmuch was their phone bill when they got
home? Oh jez, somebody didn'tcheck the fine print. Oh no,
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go ahead and take a quick guess. How much do you think their phone
bill was when they got home?Three weeks? That's a long trip,
and I'm sure you're going to wantto be documenting and be in touch with
the family and all kinds of thingsgoing on with the phone. I would
say, you do three weeks threethousand dollars? Oh three thousand? You
say, yes, it is threethousand dollars. It is one hundred and
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forty three thousand dollars. What thatone hundred and forty three a week.
That's how I came one hundred andforty three thousand dollars A thousand a week,
she says, rolling fees averaging sixthousand dollars a day. WHOA,
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they use nine and a half gigabytesof data, which is not that much
realistically. I mean that's about amonth's worth, right, it's an a
that's probably an average amount. Weonly use one. But god, we
don't live on our phone. Somebody, somebody's not listening to music on every
drive. Yeah that's me. TMobile initially said that sucks. Hey,
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us, I can hear them thatthat phone call that you make to customer
service to try to get this takencare of. Yep. And they're like,
you could buy a house, wellyou can put it down condown house
by maybe a condoct Yeah, wellone hundred and forty three that's named binding
nothing. Buy a luxury car thereyou go, even that, like a
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Honda Civic. That's where going withthat? All right, who cares?
We're off topics? So are theysaying they do have to pay it?
They can't help them out? Well, the media that this went viral and
then T Mobiles like crap Yeah,they're helping them out. They say,
Okay, there's no budget on thebill until the charges were all waived because
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it went viral. So whenever yousee somebody that really you're like, oh
that that stinks, that that happenedto them. That's stupid. Just understand.
I'd rather look stupid on the internetthan pay one hundred and forty three
thousand dollars for a phone bill.Oh I would too, So for sure,
don't get me wrong, I'm tryingto go viral. If this was
meant, the embarrassment will die downeventually. Yeah, but you'll still have
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that big bill, so good forthem. And you know what, they
will never do that again. Thisis a PSA. If you're going overseas
check out, you have to getsome kind of thing we called last time,
and then they put some kind ofplan on it. So yeah,
T Mobile actually just put on anote that says to avoid bill shock with
your service provider before you travel tosee what options are available. Aren't you
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the service provider? You would think, shouldn't I check with whatever? Well,
congratulations, you don't have to paythe bill. Yeah, welcome back
to Florida. I think I mightrather pay the bill than go back to
Florida ninety five point one WayV.It is Mike and Diane phone tap time.
A lot of these are here tomake you guys laugh, right,
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Yes, that's the idea of thephone taps. This one's a little different.
I'm just here to help out awife. Oh, how nice of
you. And now you get tolisten to the problem that she wants her
husband to handle. Must be aphone tap. Here we go. Hello,
Hi, is this Jonathan? Yeah? Hey, this is Jesse calling
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from Jesse. So this is reallya customer service call. I wanted to
make sure that you're getting the mostout of your phone. We did notice
that you never text a couple ofcar at least every day, but you
never text anybody. And I justwant to make sure you know you have
unlimited texting. I do, Ido it? Is there an issue here?
I just want to make sure youknow, I mean, is there
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a reason you're not texting people becauseI choose to call. I don't understand
why you're calling me about how Imight fall. It's just that most people
under the age of like, let'ssay seventy like rarely call anybody. They
mostly text. And I noticed thateven when you're talking to your wife,
you're calling her and you're not textingher. So let me just run a
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couple scenarios by you. If youneed to checklist at grocery items with your
wife, do you call her ordo you text her? I will call
her, okay. If you wantto confirm a meetup time with somebody,
say like, hey, are youmeeting at twelve or twelve thirty? Do
you text them or call them?I call? Okay. Let's say there
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was a problem with the car,would you call text? I don't need
to ask you that one. Iknow you're gonna tell me. You call.
Listen you calling me and telling meall of this. You know,
I like hearing someone's voice. Ilike communicating. I like hearing the words
that they choose to say versus text. Okay, that's I mean, you
make a really good point. That'stotally understandable. Your wife actually contacted us
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about that, and she says shelikes to text because she's asked you to
text before and it's faster for her, and you're just not doing it,
and so she thought maybe if shecame to us that you would make the
move and take the note I don'tknow what you're doing, but all of
this that you're saving right now soundslike, yes, all right, listen,
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you caught me. You're on theradio. This is bs HI.
It's Mike and Diane from ninety fivepoint one WayV. Your wife did actually
put us up to this, AndI guess the whole point of a lot
of this was actually true because shedoes want you to text more. This
whole thing was on the radio rightnow. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm
god, you got me. I'mbeing serious. She wants you to text
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her, not call her all thetime. You guys got me good?
And yeah, it's something that Ido that I'm kind of like, you
know, sometimes I force myself notto. Yeah, have a good one.
Text her, Just text her.You don't have to call, just
text. Well, do
What food do you think people onlypretend to like? Where Mike and Diane
on ninety five point one way vNumber one in the survey, I love
this one, and it took meforever to know how to pronounce this.
Yeah. Keen wah. Okay,Yeah, did I say that right?
Yesterday? Okay? Queen wa queenwa. So the survey says that people
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say they like it, but theyreally don't. I don't eat queen wa,
but I you do, don't you? I do? I do?
I absolutely, I will tell youthere are all right. So I'm trying
to decide what I how to answerthis question because it's complicated because it is
so good for you? So doI like it because I can make it
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in a variety that tastes good?Or am I? Or is it actually
good? You know what I'm saying? You like it for the health benefit.
Yes, I don't think I wouldever choose it if it was just
another item. If you told meRice and quen Wha were the same health
lee and they might be, Idon't know. I'm a I'm a radio
host. I'm stupid. They mightbe just as good for each other.
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I would choose Rice one hundred outof one hundred times, and you would
choose French fries. Ever quemoa athousand out of one hundred. Yes.
Also on the survey, Brussels sprouts, you like Brussels spruce? I do
actually like brussels. My mom likesBriussel spruce. I enjoy them. And
my mom actually just discovered after allthese years that she likes cottage cheese,
which also made the survey. Idon't know. Maybe it's like the look
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of fit or the under it's thetexture that just gets me. And I
would put this one at number one. It made the survey, but it
wasn't number one. And I reallyshouldn't say this because I've never tried it
and I don't think I ever willunless I'm forced to. Okay, caviare
So I have a question and it'sa stupid question. Maybe you can answer
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it. You Have you had sushibefore? Right? No? Okay,
Well this is a stupid question.I'll ask for everybody else. Then have
you had sushi? Everyone? Yeah? The row that's on sushi, is
that technically caviar? That's a goodquestion. I don't because I know what
caviar is and I know what rowis, and I think they're about the
same thing. Okay, well,I feel like I'm going to Google because
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Diane's they'll help. Yeah, theyit's fish eggs, I guess either way.
But people say it's an acquired taste. Yeah, but I don't know.
Are they just saying it because that'swhat successful people eat. I'm just
wondering maybe it is good. Ihonestly, I only think they say because
if we grew up on moving,they've taken it out of movies completely.
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Oh yeah, but for the mostpart, caviar was always the hoity toity
snack exactly. Yeah, all fisheggs are technically row, but not all
row is caviar. Got it?So these are the special got it?
Understood? Why it's so expensive?Yes, So give us a call.
What food do you think people onlypretend to like? And think of?
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Mike and Diane when you eat caviaror quinoa? It is ninety five point
one w A y V. Goodmorning, It's Mike and Diane. Show
the food that you think people onlypretend to like. Quene wa, which
I practice saying again, was numberone in the survey. Also, maybe
we're thinking cavy or people are justpretending. But We're not sure about that
one. But let's check in withAmanda from Ventnor. Amanda, which food
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do you think people only pretend tolike? Oh? I think people pretend
to like raw oysters. Oh yeah, that's a good one. I've I've
never tried one, but every timeI watch someone eat one, I'm like,
what's the word? They always saythat an aphrodisiac, that's the I
would I wish you could see themonkey clapping cymbals in my head trying to
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come up with that get you inthe mood. I wonder if that really
works. I have no idea away. There's no way. They're so
slimy and just people like just likethey just slithered down their throat. I
don't think there's anything sexy about it. Yeah, I don't. They look
chic. I think that's why peopleget into it. It's good for an
(04:00):
Instagram post, Yeah, because ofthat, not actually the bucket of ice
they come on. Yes, itis a good presentation. I will give
you that, but then like thewhole prop then again, shrimp cocktail is
a good presentation too. I'd ratherorder that you got bugs, that's what
they are. But you know whata man let's not have the lobster conversation.
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Amanda. That is a good We'regonna put that on the list.
Thank you, Thank you. Boy. Do I know that permits are a
pain in the butt to get thingsredone in and around your house because the
town, the town's always very toughon permits and I don't know why it
doesn't have to be that way,but it's ninety five point one w A
(04:45):
y V and we do phone taps. So I decided we're going to ruin
somebody's day, or I should say, get them prep for the real conversation
with the town to get permits.So here we go. Hello, Hi,
may I speak to Alan? Please? Alan? This is Bill over
at City Permits. How are you? I'm fine? Can I help you?
(05:06):
Good? Yes, I was justcalling. We had one of our
our meno over your construction side theother day and they were looking in the
kitchen. You did a wonderful jobin there. Oh yeah, thanks,
thanks so much. But that wasthat was a nice one. We were
just wondering we happened that it wasthat you didn't file for a new permit.
Yes, I did. Unfortunately notwe don't have a record of at
all. Do you have the receipt. I'm sure I can get that for
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you, but I definitely, youknow, I always follow all the permits
and I definitely did that. Iappreciate that we did see all the other
permits for every single part of thehouse. We thought we had made a
mistake, but actually one of mypeople pulled your file and I don't see
any permits for the kitchen. Well, I mean, you know, you
guys must have lost it or something. But I definitely put that in there,
and I'm sure I can get itto you again if I have to.
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But I mean, you know,that's clearly something that you guys have
made a mistake on. We've checkedthree different places. Therefore, your company
is in error and you're gonna haveto remove all the kitchen and make it
uncomplete again. Oh, oh mygod, you can't remove How do you
even do? That doesn't make anysense. No, No, we're going
to have to redo the whole piping. You're gonna have to get a new
gas permit as well as electric.Oh my, you guys are just always
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giving me search ridiculous. It's justit's absurd what you guys put me through.
I mean, the amount of paperwork. You know, it's it's just
it's ridiculous. If you think youdid it, I will tell you.
If you believe that you did itand I am an error, then I
will apologize. Yeah. I've beendoing this thirty five years. I went
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through the computer and I checked yourname, I checked your address, I
checked everything about you. We haveyour social security number, you have a
why do you have security file?Sir? You should and you're paying the
sixty two hundred dollars. Don't betalking about my social Security number. That
is well, we'll be back onunder my business. You should not have
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my personal social secure number ever,especially you know this clown show operation that
you have. There a loving documentsleft and right. I mean, this
is just outrageous. You'll be hearingfrom my lawyer because this is I'll let
you get off the phone with onelittle piece of information, then you can
go call your lawyer. Okay,you are on the radio right now.
This is a phone tap and myname is Mike from Mike and dya my
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god. Mmm, yeah, thisone heard a little bit. Your brother
Frank. He set you up becauseyou wouldn't help him do the move.
So now he wanted to get you. That's the son of that. How
do you feel well? I feelfine now, I mean now a great
sport and we're gonna see again.We're going to do this again. Okay,
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all right? Never heard of it? An engagement ring hidden in this
place. It's Mike and Diane onninety five point one w A y V.
A man found a unique way topop the question to his girlfriend.
They had a date at an escaperoom, and yes, it is still
a thing because there's near where Ilive and the parking lots always packed.
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I didn't know they would last thatlong, the escape rooms, but they
are. Yeah, they felt likea trend. Yeah it did. There's
some escape room owner listening to thisright now, like, stop, I'm
glad that it's still going. Iwant to go back. Well. He
went to the escape room before thedate to hide the engagement ring inside a
treasure chest that was part of thefinal challenge in the escape room, so
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the company said, sure, youcan do that. He wanted to do
something different and surprise her, andhe succeeded, so, his fiance said.
When she saw the box in thetreasure chest, she was confused for
a minute, wondering why there wasa black box in there, but as
soon as she saw the light fromthe box shining on the ring, she
started to cry. She couldn't believeit, and she turned around and then
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the guy was on bended knee proposingin the escape room? Is there anything
weird? I always find it weirdwhen everybody says like he was on a
bended knee. Feels like a veryweird thing. Did you do that?
You just got down on an Mywife never said yes either. We're even
married. Oh geez, you bettercheck that legal. Well you're so tall
anyway that I would think that theknee, Yeah, you were down.
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I got down to You have noexcuse. I know I had to get
down there. You have to doit creative and unique and a great story
to tell the kids, I thinkyears from now, like where'd you get
engaged Grandma and grandpa? Yeah,in the escape room? What's an escape
room? And now something that no, let's not do that. So congratulations.
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Mike and Diane's second date update onninety five point one w A y
V. Teddy from Brigantine is lookingfor a second date update with a woman
named Julia. Good morning, Teddy, good morning, how are you I'm
doing wonderful. How you got.We are living the dream. But we
are really curious about your date andabout Julia, so please just spill it
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all for us. Okay. Well, I went out with Julius and this
is our first time eating, firstday, and we went out to this
bar and she walked in. Wecame separately. She walked in and she
was just this beautiful, beautiful woman. I said, oh my god,
yes, and you know we weyou know, we met at Pleasantry Hoods,
(10:26):
you know, and we sat downand had drinks and I felt like
it was going good. Yeah,but it's like as it was going it
just spelt like her temperature just wasgetting colder and colder, and I didn't
I was trying to figure out,you know, am I saying something wrong?
And I is anything in my teethvery good? What's going on?
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You know? Yeah? I knowthat feeling too, like it's just you.
You You're immediately thinking like what amI doing wrong? Let me change
everything? And it just got worseand worse and worse. Yeah, yeah,
exactly exactly. So you know,we went through it, and you
know, it was just like avisually kind of kind of came to a
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merciful end and we parted ways.And I'm still with still like trying to
wrap my mind around, like whatwent wrong with was my breath stinking?
Hey? Go? What what wasit? You know? If she wasn't
she was returning my phone calls orany texts, So, I mean,
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I assume it was the one shotdeal, but I just want to know
what was going on. I justwant to know what happened so it won't
so I won't do it again.Yeah, I don't blame you that way,
whether it's Julia, if you canturn that situation around or the next
woman that you date, at leastyou know what you what you did wrong,
allegedly. So we're going to tryto help you out with this,
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Teddy. We're going to put youon the whold play song, try to
get Julia on the phone and getsome answers. And that coming up next
on ninety five point one WayV.Ninety five point one WayV with the Mike
and Diane Show and Second Date Update. A few minutes ago, Teddy told
us about his first date with Julia. Sound like it started out well at
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a bar and then through the datethings just went downhill. Teddy has no
idea what happened, what he did, or if he did anything wrong,
but he's not hearing anything back fromJulia. So Mike, let's get right
to it. Here we go,Teddy, we are giving Julia a call
to clear this up, hopefully fingerscrossed. Hello. Hi, is this
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Julia? Yeah? Hello, it'sMike and Diane from ninety five point one
WayV Radio. I'm Diane and there'sMike. Hello. We host a little
radio show, and we were justwondering if you have a few minutes,
and I'm just gonna launch right intoI know it's strange, I'm gonna launch
it into why we're calling. Wegot a call from Teddy and he told
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us about your date, and he'snot hearing back from you, and really
just wants to clear some things upand find out how the date was on
your side because if he did anythingwrong, he doesn't want to do it
again. So it's really like Mikeand Diane dating PSA. So if you
have a few minutes, what happened? I feel bad? I feel bad
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about this? Why? Okay?Okay, So we go on the date.
She didn't do anything wrong, really, it's just that he has a
handle our mustache. Oh really,that's a look. It threw me,
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okay, oh yeah, I honestly, I couldn't focus on anything he was
saying. I was just too busystaring at the mustache. It gave me
the egg. I just I don'tknow what to say. I know that
sounds incredibly shallow, but I justcouldn't get past face hair yet. Oh
wow, was there any food inthat thing? Or just like the look
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of it. It's almost like itwas like, hi, Julia, like
it was talking to you exactly.Yeah. I was like it was talking
every but it wasn't. It wasn'tTeddy the mustache. I was just on
the date with a mustache, andI was like, I was freaked out.
He was dating a mustache. That'sa first here, that's a good
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one. That Yeah, did heride there in a Harley? He did
not. That's not stereotype. Now, I have not seen a handlebar mustache
in a while. But let's getright to the source of the stash,
because Teddy has been listening in Teddy, you still got that thing? This
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was Harris. I'm sorry, let'sjust all laugh. Yeah, I got
it. I do that. Yougot it. That's a story. It's
a story behind this thing. Wegot a story. That's the story.
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I'm stupid. Okay, I waited. I did a cost play, and
costplayed is my favorite pro wrestler dressinggrowing up. Whole coging, Oh,
Mike can appreciate this. Yeah,I've seen a lot. I've seen a
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lot of it. I've seen alot of the people growing her hair out,
and I mean, yeah, thewhole Cogan's o coging in my defeat.
What I was doing is this datewasn't on the skids jewel. So
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I should have said it up.I should have I should have told her,
yeah, it's not it's not mypermanent Is that what I look like
every day? Oh, I havea very important question that will lead me
to defend or kill you. Hereare you blonde? Are you blonde?
I am right now? Okay,I can't CoA this whole to then not
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be blonde. Yeah, yeah,that was. You gotta have the you
gotta have no hair on top withjust a couple of long hairs coming out
the back. Okay, well man, I don't have to actually be bold.
No, it's not permanent, iswhat I'm taking away from this.
So yeah, well it's not,Diane, I'm with you. It is
not permanent. But I totally gether side of it, because if that
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thing's died blonde, it looks ohyeah, so I'm with her. It
was talking to her. Well,Teddy, you called us if Julia said,
yes, now that we got thiscleared up, thank goodness, would
you want a second date? Itwould be on us. I would,
I really would. Uh before beforemy handle bar started talking for me,
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I felt like I feel a connectionwith it, So yeah, I would
like another shot without the handlebar.That's oh Son's handlebar. That's good,
Julia. What do you think?Would you want a second date? It's
all up to you without the handlebar, he said, without without Okay,
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okay, well soon last time itwas a date with the handle bar.
I would love to know you andnot the handle bar. Yeah. Oh
this is great. This makes meso happy. This does And I'm going
to tell you right now, Julia, if next time you got a date,
don't tell him and cosplay as LunaVashon. You don't know who that
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is, but yep, I needyou to. I need you to google
her, and I need you tocut your hair just like her. No,
don't listen to Mike. Yeah,no v A h O N google
it. No, she will notch O. I want them to go
on a date as Teddy and Julia. No, no, that's it.
Better yet, go as Vader andMankind. That's perfect it, guys,
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bring we figured it out. Ithink we figured it out. All right.
Well, we want to wish youthe best of luck and goodbye mustache.
All right. Ninety five point onew A y V Mike and Diane
waking up with you. It isa phone tap time and I tapped Diane
in on this one because there wasa conversation going around the school about a
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pet snake, a class snake,if you will, and there were a
lot of parents who were not happyabout it, as you can imagine,
so we decided the phone tap peopleabout it. Hello, Hi Maria,
Hi, Hey, this is Judy. I work in the office at school.
Okay, Hi, hey how areyou. Everything's fine. I know
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it's a little scary when you geta call from the school. Sorry about
that, but everything is good.I'm just calling because I'm organizing a project
for missus Greenstein. They have aclass pet, so we need to get
a student to take home the petfor two days. So I'm just scheduling
which weekend you would like to pick. Oh, what kind of animal is
it? Oh my gosh, thisis so exciting. It's a boa constrictor,
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which is really cool because the kidsare doing a reptile unit this year,
so it's kind of like hands onlearning. So this would involve actually
feeding a snake live rats or miceor whatever. Yeah, you already know
about it. Yeah, don't worryabout it. We'll provide the rats.
We'll send Henry home with a styrofoamcool or of say three to four live
(19:57):
rats. Oh my god, youguys don't have to find those yourselves.
That's way too much. So Ijust want to make sure you do have
an extra bathroom or maybe a halfbath that won't need to be used for
the weekend. And then you canjust put Barbara, that's her name,
put her right in there. No, I don't, I do not,
okay. So have the other parentssaid that this is okay? Because I
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think that this is something that weshould have potentially been notified of before the
decision was made, because this animalis known to be a dangerous animal as
well. You're my fourteenth call.Everyone else seems to be excited about it,
So you're really the first pushback.I've got it, really yeah,
really, well, I'm not havinga snake in my bathroom, not at
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all. It doesn't have to bea bathroom if you've got a basement or
maybe a secure garage. This doesn'tmake any sense, and I would actually
like to speak to the principle.I'm pretty sure that this is, first
of all, not going to flywith other parents. This doesn't make any
sense. I have no idea whowould have approved. Okay, well,
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you know it's really ridiculous. Yourhusband asked me to call you. This
is a phone tap. You're onthe Mic and Diane Show and ninety five
point one WayV. Yeah, thishas all but made up. I'm not
calling from the school, and thereis no Barbara the Boa constrictor. Okay,
Oh he's funny. That's that's reallyfun. Well, if you can
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think of a way to get himback, just let us know, and
we would be very happy to phonetap him another time. Oh please,
yeah, I will thank you.Okay, well, start brainstorming. Thanks,
thanks for being a good sport,Maria. Have a good day,
Hie. It's the Mic and DianeShow and ninety five point one way V
And I realized as I was watchingmy husband play a card game in the
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kitchen on the counter, I realized, I never learned how to play Solitaire.
Really, it's just such a basicthing. I've never played it on
a computer. I've never played itwith that car. Uh. I don't
even know how to play it.You have missed out on some great time
killing. Oh yeah, because Solitaireand mind Sweeper back in the day they
(22:10):
were to go tos. I know, I just I don't know why.
So I guess he can teach mehow to play Solitaire, and then I'll
just you know, you have anytime to waste, I'll just go for
it. I will tell you now. It is not hard. I'm sure
it's not. I see him playingit looks very easy. I just never
had the chance to play it,I guess, or really never the interest
in it. Yeah, but nowthat I realized it, maybe I will
(22:30):
learn. But is there a gamethat you've never learned to play. It
could be a car game, couldbe a board game. So as an
only child, I pretty much learnedhow to play all of the games like
Solitaire, Mind Sweeper because I'm onlychild. I'll have as myself. I
can see that. So I learnedto play all those games, right.
But one that just popped up inour family is my mom my son learned
(22:55):
how to play chess. Oh that'sa tough one. And he's very interested
in chess. And he's I'm notgonna say it's very good, but he
knows all the moves, he knowshow to like strategize. He's starting the
process right. I know how toplay chess. I'm not very good at
it, but I know what allthe things do in basic strategy. My
wife and my mom have no idea, so if he wants to play,
(23:18):
it needs to be me yes.So that thinks there's no break there.
We come straight in from baseball,Let's play chess. My god, how
am I going to say no tothat? So we go play chess.
I think chess is a great wayto stimulate the brain. My dad and
I played it back in the day, and same thing. My mom had
no interest in learning and my sisterhad no interest, so it had to
be my dad playing chess. Thatbeing said, it's been so many years
(23:41):
that I lost it. The Ithink the ability I'm sure it would come
back, but I wish I wouldhave kept it up. But yeah,
that's a great one chess. Butit's not one of those, like you
said, with your wife or withyour mom, that you can just step
in. It's not like candy Land. Okay, yeah, we'll play candy
Land as a family. If yousit down and play a game of chess
with your wife. We got somequestions what's going on in that family.
(24:07):
Chess is great though, especially ifyou watch The Queen's Gambit on Netflix.
Whoo no, no, no,I'm more of the Bart Simpson meme.
Oh okay. She was like,oh wow, look at this kid.
He's playing three games of once checkmate, checkmate, checkmate for three. Like
that's me in the game. Butlisten, I'll just say it like this,
my eight year old is beating me. Yeah, we're on a similar
(24:27):
level of chess. Oh well,my good luck with that. And let
us know what is the game thatyou never learned to play? You can
leave us a message. Just goto the free iHeartRadio app, tap the
red microphone, tell us your game, or you can give us a call
where Mike and Diane on ninety fivepoint one WayV the game you never learned
(24:48):
to play? It's Mike and Dianeon ninety five point one WayV. Julia
from Summer's point, What did younever learn to play? I never learned
to play Monopoly, ply like it'sa like like it's like same, same,
because I feel like it's just anAmerican game. You know What's what's
funny is we play Monopoly a lotin our house. I don't think I
(25:12):
actually know all of the rules becauseI actually look through the rules the other
day and like mortgaging properties and howdo you win. I don't think I've
ever actually finished a game Monopoly.I understand the houses and the hotels and
all that, but like winning thegame seems impossible. Oh, somebody's got
(25:32):
to win. But they get madat you when you start building those houses
and hotels. They do get madat you for like running up the score
or whatever. A Monopoly win thatis. I know it's the way to
win. And that's the number onegame that starts family fights. So you
know what, Julie, I wouldsay, never learn It might be better
off unless you have time. Onetime, I didn't want to admit that
(25:56):
I didn't know how to play,because everyone was expecting everyone's no, it's
not boly and so I just Ijust tried to, you know, be
s my way through it. Itdidn't work out. That's okay. You
can just play solitaire and I'll justplay solitaire. We'll be fine. My
daughter, she is turning five,and that is a very weird thing to
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say. It's ninety five point oneWayV. But the important part of her
life has come to a conclusion.She has decided what her fifth birthday theme
will be. Well, that's atough decision, especially at that age.
It is because we flip flopped backand forth about one hundred times between Mermaids
and Barbie. Oh, that's atough one. I miss when these are
(26:41):
the decisions we had to make.Yeah, I love those days. It
was a big one for her.She could not decide every twenty minutes.
She flip flopped and we landed onBarbie. Oh, okay, I was
going to try to guess, butBarbie, you know what I would have
guessed. Barbie. Problem for me. Now I have to dress up Ken.
Ah, I'm just Ken. Andthe thing is her party falls on
(27:06):
May fourth, like that, that'swhen that's when the party is going to
be that's a big Star Wars day. Yeah, I didn't realize it until
somebody mentioned it to me. Maythe Fourth be with you. So now
I've decided without telling my wife,and you can tell me how much trouble
I'll be in. I am goingto mix Star Wars and Barbie and I
am going as ken Obi ken Obi. I'm going as Kenobi wa wah.
(27:32):
I probably stop that only because you'regoing to get in trouble that Oh that's
no. I'm definitely getting in trouble, but it's gonna be worth it when
people look at me like why isthat guy dressed as obi Wan Kenobi?
And I can be like I'm kenObi. I'll just I'll do obi Wan
with like fluorescent shorts and I'm goodfluorescent shorts. I'm getting a visual.
It's gonna be great because now myson can be involved because you know it's
(27:56):
a girls party, but now we'redressing as Star Wars. He can just
we're all his baby ooda stuff.I think your daughter is not going to
be happy because first of all,you made her choose between Mermaids and Barbie.
Now she's not doing a hybrid,she's not doing half mermaid like Barbie
is a murmay although there is amermaid Barbie in the movie. You could
think of it that way. Butyou mad. You made her choose,
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and then but you you're not goingfull Ken. You didn't choose. You
didn't choose between your true love starwars. Put that aside for the day
for one year, and you haveto go full Ken. I'm not down
for this. Sorry. I likehow you said I chose. No,
I was told you will dress asKen. You were told, but you
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always you have the ultimate choice.Hypothetically, No, I don't have a
choice. I just thought of thisnow, and I might have a choice.
Do you think my wife is messingwith me? I think it's half
and half. She's messing you withyou? But yet you need a can
at a Barbie party? And who'sbetter? Because my wife is blonde,
(29:07):
so she is gonna be the perfectBarbie, Yes she will. I am
I'm fat, so I don't thinkKen. I don't think Ken's gonna you
know, I'm Ken's drunk uncle.Is what I really am, Like if
I was a show up, I'mthe guy that inspired Ken to get into
fashion. But I'm also I reallylove a beer. Well you have a
(29:27):
little time, though, said mayfourth. You can you know are we
we are running out of time forhere go. I think that I I'm
in trouble. That's what I haveto learn the words that I am Again,
I think she's messing with me.I'm having this realization right now.
(29:47):
My wife just decided it's going tobe a barbie party and now is messing
with me and telling her friends like, aha, wait till you see what
my dumb husband's doing. But inthe end, I commit the things.
Yes, and I will commit tomake my daughter laugh. Yes, that's
all that matters. Will she laughor be? Like? What age?
Do you get embarrassed? No?I don't. I think she'll just have
(30:10):
fun. I do this. What'snice about that age? We overthink things
as adults. She's just gonna havefun. And I don't ever really get
embarrassed about like doing stuff like that. Like if I was to go and
actually perform that, I don't carelike it would make people laugh. Clearly,
if you've ever listened to this show, I say and do anything to
make you laugh. So I thinkit's gonna be fine, right yeah,
right, But practice, I'm justken, that's all I know anywhere else,
(30:36):
i'd be ten five on a goodday. All right, good luck,
not five point one w A yV. We're talking phone bills.
But it's on. I've just beenhanded an urgent and horrifying news story,
and I eat all of you tostop what you're doing and listen. No,
(31:00):
so you know it's going to bea disaster, right, A Florida
couple, of course? Is aFlorida couple of course? Well, they
went on a magical European vacation.No beautiful, it's a three week trip
to Switzerland. The question is howmuch was their phone bill when they got
home? Oh jez, somebody didn'tcheck the fine print. Oh no,
(31:26):
go ahead and take a quick guess. How much do you think their phone
bill was when they got home?Three weeks? That's a long trip,
and I'm sure you're going to wantto be documenting and be in touch with
the family and all kinds of thingsgoing on with the phone. I would
say, you do three weeks threethousand dollars? Oh three thousand? You
say, yes, it is threethousand dollars. It is one hundred and
(31:51):
forty three thousand dollars. What thatone hundred and forty three a week.
That's how I came one hundred andforty three thousand dollars A thousand a week,
she says, rolling fees averaging sixthousand dollars a day. WHOA,
(32:12):
they use nine and a half gigabytesof data, which is not that much
realistically. I mean that's about amonth's worth, right, it's an a
that's probably an average amount. Weonly use one. But god, we
don't live on our phone. Somebody, somebody's not listening to music on every
drive. Yeah that's me. TMobile initially said that sucks. Hey,
(32:37):
us, I can hear them thatthat phone call that you make to customer
service to try to get this takencare of. Yep. And they're like,
you could buy a house, wellyou can put it down condown house
by maybe a condoct Yeah, wellone hundred and forty three that's named binding
nothing. Buy a luxury car thereyou go, even that, like a
(32:58):
Honda Civic. That's where going withthat? All right, who cares?
We're off topics? So are theysaying they do have to pay it?
They can't help them out? Well, the media that this went viral and
then T Mobiles like crap Yeah,they're helping them out. They say,
Okay, there's no budget on thebill until the charges were all waived because
(33:20):
it went viral. So whenever yousee somebody that really you're like, oh
that that stinks, that that happenedto them. That's stupid. Just understand.
I'd rather look stupid on the internetthan pay one hundred and forty three
thousand dollars for a phone bill.Oh I would too, So for sure,
don't get me wrong, I'm tryingto go viral. If this was
meant, the embarrassment will die downeventually. Yeah, but you'll still have
(33:42):
that big bill, so good forthem. And you know what, they
will never do that again. Thisis a PSA. If you're going overseas
check out, you have to getsome kind of thing we called last time,
and then they put some kind ofplan on it. So yeah,
T Mobile actually just put on anote that says to avoid bill shock with
your service provider before you travel tosee what options are available. Aren't you
(34:05):
the service provider? You would think, shouldn't I check with whatever? Well,
congratulations, you don't have to paythe bill. Yeah, welcome back
to Florida. I think I mightrather pay the bill than go back to
Florida ninety five point one WayV.It is Mike and Diane phone tap time.
A lot of these are here tomake you guys laugh, right,
(34:25):
Yes, that's the idea of thephone taps. This one's a little different.
I'm just here to help out awife. Oh, how nice of
you. And now you get tolisten to the problem that she wants her
husband to handle. Must be aphone tap. Here we go. Hello,
Hi, is this Jonathan? Yeah? Hey, this is Jesse calling
(34:49):
from Jesse. So this is reallya customer service call. I wanted to
make sure that you're getting the mostout of your phone. We did notice
that you never text a couple ofcar at least every day, but you
never text anybody. And I justwant to make sure you know you have
unlimited texting. I do, Ido it? Is there an issue here?
I just want to make sure youknow, I mean, is there
(35:12):
a reason you're not texting people becauseI choose to call. I don't understand
why you're calling me about how Imight fall. It's just that most people
under the age of like, let'ssay seventy like rarely call anybody. They
mostly text. And I noticed thateven when you're talking to your wife,
you're calling her and you're not textingher. So let me just run a
(35:35):
couple scenarios by you. If youneed to checklist at grocery items with your
wife, do you call her ordo you text her? I will call
her, okay. If you wantto confirm a meetup time with somebody,
say like, hey, are youmeeting at twelve or twelve thirty? Do
you text them or call them?I call? Okay. Let's say there
(35:58):
was a problem with the car,would you call text? I don't need
to ask you that one. Iknow you're gonna tell me. You call.
Listen you calling me and telling meall of this. You know,
I like hearing someone's voice. Ilike communicating. I like hearing the words
that they choose to say versus text. Okay, that's I mean, you
make a really good point. That'stotally understandable. Your wife actually contacted us
(36:22):
about that, and she says shelikes to text because she's asked you to
text before and it's faster for her, and you're just not doing it,
and so she thought maybe if shecame to us that you would make the
move and take the note I don'tknow what you're doing, but all of
this that you're saving right now soundslike, yes, all right, listen,
(36:43):
you caught me. You're on theradio. This is bs HI.
It's Mike and Diane from ninety fivepoint one WayV. Your wife did actually
put us up to this, AndI guess the whole point of a lot
of this was actually true because shedoes want you to text more. This
whole thing was on the radio rightnow. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm
god, you got me. I'mbeing serious. She wants you to text
(37:04):
her, not call her all thetime. You guys got me good?
And yeah, it's something that Ido that I'm kind of like, you
know, sometimes I force myself notto. Yeah, have a good one.
Text her, Just text her.You don't have to call, just
text. Well, do
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