Barbie Party on Star Wars Day? Dress as KENobi.

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It's the Mike and Diane Show onninety five point one WayV and we want
to know is it a date nightdo or don't sitting on the same side
of the booth? Because Taylor Swiftand Travis Kelcey were spotted on a date
night at a restaurant in LA Theywere sitting on the same side of the
booth. So is that just anew relationship thing or if you've been together

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for many years, can you justdo that once in a while maybe so
you could sit on the same sideof the booth sometimes me and my wife,
well, oh see the reaction itgot from me. But I want
you to be like a lot ofpeople who are like who sit there and
are like, it's a cheeye.Don't do that. Find more love in

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your relationship. Okay, don't bemad at me because your significant other doesn't
love you as much as mine lovesme. Although it's not so romantic when
I say I've really got a peelike, you're gonna have to move now,
get out of the booth, andyou're gonna have to move now because
I got nobody's asking you to lookat them and go move. I got
up shel like excuse me, Ihave to go to the bathroom. Hanny,

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come on, and he's like,then you go ten minutes ago.
Yes, I gotta go again.Okay, maybe you two should sit on
opposite side. Probably, but wewant to hear from you on the free
iHeartRadio app. Just listen to WayV, tap the red microphone, record your
message or give us a call ifyou can. Are you doing that or
would you consider it? And whatdo you think of couples when you see

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them? Do you have the samereaction that I did? Ah, same
side of the booth? Do ordon't? For date night? Let us
know sitting on the same side ofthe booth at a restaurant, is it
a do or don't when it comesto dating. It's Mike and Diane on
ninety five point one WayV. Let'scheck in with Morgan from Atlantic City.
Morgan, what do you say aboutthat? I'm all for it. I

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love it. I'm I just lovehaving my sweetie next to me, getting
to, you know, have mysh shoulder against them, maybe hold their
hands, share food, so youknow I'm gonna go for it. Oh
that's you see again. My reactionis Meanwhile, I'm thinking of myself having
to nudge my hubby like I gota pee again. But I like it

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hardtside, I liked your explanation betterthat that sounds so sweet. Well,
maybe we could all use a sparkin our relationship and start doing that more
often. There you go, justsit on the outside of the booth man,
sit on the outside. OK.I will, And you know what,
Morgan, keep doing it. Thankyou. I will. Ninety five

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right, we talked about my daughter'sbirthday party coming up and how I
needed the weather to be perfect.And that was on Saturday. Yes,
because we were fully committed for twoweeks to getting the house fully ready.
And I say that and I knoweverybody always gets parties ready. But we
just moved. And I know I'vebeen saying we just moved, but officially
just moved because our storage box cameand we had to get everything ready.

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I had to make one of thewarehouse department runs for liquor. Diane,
how much did I spend on liquorfor this party? Beer and liquor?
How much money? Because I wentto the store and I only bought beer
and liquor. And this is forliquor and wine. A fifth birthday party,
very important. This is for afive year old's birthday party. Yeah,

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hundred hire Bob hire Bob higher higher, Oh my goodness, uh five fifty
hire ball, six hundred higher fiftysix fifty, six hundred and fifty dollars,
about six hundred and fifty dollars,all of the beer, all of
the vodka, all of the tequila. I even got a gin. I

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don't drink gin. Why'd I getit? Because I lost my mind?
Five hundred and or six hundred andfifty dollars. Yeah, whoa, that's
you want to know the bad part. It's almost all gone. Oh I
was gonna say, at least ifyou have some left over for the next
party. There's about thirty beers left. Oh was that some party? Well

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you know how to get down,Yeah, you sure do. I even
snuck in the the the cheap tequila. I didn't even get the expensive tequila.
I tried to do it with thevodka, but my wife shut that
one down quick. That's where itadds up. Even a couple of parties
we've had at restaurants, Yeah,like make it open bar. You know,

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people have a drink or two.Like maybe we should have bought the
package alcohol package. This one wasa rough one. Yeah, this one
was a rough one. Shame youcan't win hit your bills. But I
want to be clear, we didn't. It wasn't like a college kegger.
We did have like seventy five peoplethere. Oh my goodness. Yeah,
whoa. Well, you invite onekid and it's in the backyard, you're

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probably inviting the parents their siblings,so one turns in the four quick.
Well, hopefully everybody had fun.Life's too short. Why not. We
might have a few stories about thisparty coming up on the show at some
point this week. I'm gonna savethem all right, But it was a
yeah, some kids stink. Letme just put that out there. Okay,

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Have you ever lost a bag,lost at the airline, lost, temporarily

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lost our bags? Yes, onetime, and it was in London.
Well, that happens every day atevery airport in the world, right,
somebody loses a bag somewhere, likesomething gets crossed up. Well, there
is a Japanese airport who has nowwon an award for not losing a single
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Humbly responded to the award, sayingthey're just doing their jobs. And you
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Come on ninety five point one WayVwith Mike and Diane's second date update.

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Marie from a Carver township is lookingfor a second date with a guy
named Corey. Good morning, Marie, Good morning, guys. How are
you. I'm okay, I needyour help. Let's get in to it.
We want to hear about Corey andthe first date, please, Okay.
So I was really nervous about goingon a date because I haven't been

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on in one in a long time. And to be honest, I have
no idea what happened. I thoughtit was a good date, but I
wanted to kind of shake the nerveswhere I took a ten edible but it
ended up being a fifty Oh god, hold on. Yeah, And I
didn't know until I woke up thenext day and I was like, what

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happened because I don't remember? Oh, oh god, this is fantastic.
I'm sorry not for you, butthis is fantastic for me and Diane because
we don't have to do the thinglike, hey, what went wrong?
Right? We already know and Iknow, well, I have no idea,
so I would like to know.And I thought the date did go
well. Book that's also probably becauseI was high off my mind. Yeah,

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fly you you're holding onto the ground, does not fall off earth type
thing. Yeah, I don't knowanything about edibles. But that sounds like
a lot of fifty Yeah, Diane, it's a lot. It sounds like
it a lot. It's too much, especially on a first date. You
have to be alert, come on, especially if you don't know you're doing
it. Good night. Yeah,oh all right, Well, not that

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I know anything about that. Ijust want to put that out there.
Well, we need to know ifCorey knows anything about that. And also
if that's the reason that, uh, I mean, if you don't remember
the date, then hey, imagineit's not we got them. Yeah,
they'll be like, no, thatwas fine, was great. Yeah,
Well we're going to find out becausewhat we will do is put Marie on

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hold, we'll play a song,and we'll try to get Corey on the
phone. Next on ninety five pointone WAYVY, Mike and Diane's second date
update on ninety five point one WayV. A few minutes ago, Marie told
us about her first date with Corey. Well, she didn't tell us that
much because she doesn't remember what happened. Because what was that gummy that you

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took Marie? Oh my god,I'm fifty, I'm fifty. It sounds
like a lot and too much becauseyou were nervous. It's a first date,
yep, take off the edge.But I drank a bottle of vodka.
Bases don't like that's not a comparablebecause it's different things. But like
for you, Diane, now youspeak in my life. This is what
she did. She meant to havea glass of wine and she had a

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bottle of vodka. All of asudden, my Tito's bottle was empty the
next day. Yeah, okay,I get it now. But let's get
him right on the phone. Don'tneed to find out, let's do it.
Calling Corey. Hello, Hi,is this Corey. Yeah, Hey,

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it's Mike and Diane from ninety fivepoint one WayV Radio. We host
a morning show. Please say goodmorning to my co host, my Something
Buddy. Oh good, you soundfriendly, Corey. That's a good start.
We were wondering if you would havea few minutes because we got a
call from one of our radio familymembers of the name of Marie. And

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Marie was telling about your first dateor kind of what a little bit that
she remembered, because I'm sure youremember what happened, so on her behalf,
we're just trying to find out whyyou're not getting in touch with her?
Was it her little mistake that shemade? And yeah, she said
she was high off her button litit. Yeah, yeah, no,

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I figured that was what was goingon. That was it was funny.
It was a trip, man,I'll tell you literally, yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah no seriously, So it started out she like almost
missed the chair when she sat down, like she almost fell on the floor
like immediately, and I was like, Okay, something is something's going on.
Maybe she's just a clutch, butlike something's up. And then she

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immediately ordered like like three glasses ofwater and like she started like chugging them
like like holding them with both handsand like chugging them. And I was
like, what the hell was goingon here? Like you know, it's
so I was. I was alittle caught off guard. But then uh,
she seemed like really faced out andlike just like kind of paranoid.

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And I was like, Okay,I know what this is. She took
too she either smoked too much orit took too much of an edible and
like and so yeah, it wasit was a lot. It was a
lot. Yeah, did she tellyou at the end towards like like confirmation,
like I took an edible or doesShe was just like this is me

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perfectly sober? Yeah, no shewas. I mean she was laughing really
hard, so like it was butlike I got I heard her say edible,
so I was like, yeah,okay, yeah, I got you.
Yeah, yeah, all right,Well she ate a lot. She
ate a lot, like I was, like, I ate enough and like
so she finished every thing on myplate and I was cool with that.

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Maria, you might be making usworse for her, to be honest,
is that? Oh? So yeah, there she is. Hi, I'm
so sorry because I was so nervousthat I took too much and I don't
remember what happened. Oh you werenervous. You were nervous to see me.

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Yes, because I haven't been ona shine for so long, and
oh my god, I'm so sorry. I yeah, I'm embarrassed because now
what you're telling me, I'm gettingflashbacks of it. M Yeah, it
was pretty funny. How much didyou take? You know, take a
fifty? You took a fifty andyou were like that you are what whoa,

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she's a lightweight. I take likeone hundreds? Whoa? Yeah,
I'm good, Like, yeah,I got okay. So maybe we can
hang out again and I'll get yourno, no, no, no,
Marie, I can remember the date. Don't don't go, Marie, Ma,

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don't do what he's saying. Youknow, I won't. I've learned
ten max. No second date.We're not asking I mean, I mean,
I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm cool with it. What
I have no idea? Why didn'tyou call her? How about I,

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uh come sober this time, justso you can get to really know me?
Yeah? How about you both havea sober date and see how that
goes? Can we do that?All right? Yeah? All right,
all right? But but yeah,okay, sure, yeah, sure,
what is happening, Corey? Youwant an double right now? Would you
want a second date? But it'sit's got it, it's on us.

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So we're saying it's a sober seconddate to get to know each other.
What do you think, Corey?That's fine that he doesn't I'm excited.
This is Corey. Were you onan edible that night? Yeah? It
was. He doesn't sound exciting aboutthis second date. I just didn't realize
the fifty affected you like that,Marie. All these numbers. I thought

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you took like one fifty or likesomething like that. I was like,
well, this girl was like,no, what is what is happening?
This is edible math? What?Yeah? Spinning? Well, your heads
are probably spinning. I've never takenone. I don't want my husband to
have to deal with me. That'sfor sure. Ten five take half of
a ten. He'll divorce me.He'll do fine. All right, So

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Cory says, Yeah, he soundsless than thrilled about the sober part.
Marie, what do you think wouldyou want to go on a second date?
You know what, maybe I'm notthe edible kind of growl for him
because I I feel like he takesa lot and I couldn't handle it.
So maybe not. Okay, Ithink that was a smart move. All

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right, Yeah, sorry Corey onehundred, one hundred, okay, all
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on ninety five point one w AYV. Hope you were having a great
Monday, May sixth, which justhappens to be National Nurses Day. We

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want to applaud all of the nurses. Thank you so much for what you
do. I know we have alot of nurses that listen to our show
and we so appreciate you. Nursesreally make all the difference. My parents
have been in and out of hospitalsfor many years and the nurses always bring
the comfort and they just they're alwaysthere for you. And it's just really

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when you get a good nurse,which all the nurses that my parents have
had have been awesome, Like,it's really blessed that it makes all the
difference. You can be the sweetone here. I'm just gonna say every
nurse I've ever hung out with,most fun person I've ever hung out with.
Oh fun too. I have nevertried to poke and prod and get
stories out of these people more inmy life. There's no job where I'm
like, tell me all the badfun, fun fun, tell me about

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the guy that did the thing,and they You can say that to any
nurse and they're going to immediately watchthis. All nurses think about that one
guy who did the thing. Youall know exactly what I'm talking about.
The best part is they all havedifferent stories they do, and the guy
who did the thing could mean somethingdifferent for everybody. But it's a great

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story. So I will have toask my sister is a nurse. Thank
you to my sister, and I'llhave to ask her later. Oh,
you just have to like snap yourfingers and be like, oh, remember
that guy who did the thing,and they're gonna go, oh, you
mean the guy who ran down thehallway naked, and that's how the story
was, and then that's how Yeah. Oh they see everything. They see
everything. They are tight lipped abouteverything, but you can make them laugh

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internally by asking that question and theyare just awesome. So happy National Nurses
Day. Please keep doing what you'redoing, and my goal is to never
be the guy who did the thing. Yes, hopefully, and we love
you. Hey, Mike, youwant to go Halloween costume shopping this summer?
No, are you crazy? Mykids change her mind every seven minutes.

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Seven minutes, They'll change your mindto what they're going to be,
better to wait till last minute.McKinley was asking the change on Halloween,
like we were trigger treating and shewanted to say she said, I'd rather
be this now. I was like, that's not happening. Hun, Well,
I have the opening day for SpiritHalloween's flagship store in a Carver township.
They just announced it. It willmark their forty first season. Are

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you ready? Spirit Halloween opening Thursday, August first? Okay, so we
could be Halloween costume shopping in August, which you know what I should do
because I'm always last minute. Notbecause kids making decisions, Yeah, just
because a time just passes by sofast, and we always say this with
every holiday. Oh my god,can't believe it's here. So I think

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it's actually a good thing if youalready have a specific costume in mind,
and a lot of people, Imean that Halloween is it for them.
I told you I went to aHalloween theme wedding one time. We have
a neighbor who clearly clearly they're nowhouse broke with the amount of things they
buy. Oh yeah, they Theyeven just invited the neighborhood over and like

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the neighborhood just walks over there andthey just sit outside and they love it.
It's their thing. It's their thing. We all have a thing.
My brother in law loves birds,gets up four am to go find birds.
That's his thing. Diane, yournails done and the Real Housewives.
Yes, that's my things. Yep. I think that's ridiculous, just like

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everybody else thinks the birds is ridiculous. That's your thing. Me my thing
is getting beat by my kids.There you go, and being tired all
the time. I'm so tired.But that's not fun that at least the
birds are fun. I just don'tlike the early hour for the birds.
I'm so Diane, we do amorning show, Well, yeah, I
don't like it. I love doingthe show, but I don't like the

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hours. So let's predict the topcostumes. A couple's costumes. Tailor and
Travis, right. I think thatthey just know they weren't even dating last
year. I don't think I haveonly been together nine months or something.
I mean, Taylor Swift, Yeah, you have to have the bedazzled microphone.
You've got to have the football Ialmost said outfit uniform. Also,

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Barbie and Ken's that's going to behot. It may have been last summer
also, just in anticipation of theBarbie movie. So I'm not to be
honest. Am I missing anything elsewith hot costumes? If you can think
of anything, let us know.You can always go on the free iHeartRadio
app, tap that red microphone onWayv's page and let us know. Because

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I can't think of anything else.I mean, we also have six months
to go. Yeah, so thingscan happen. Everything can happen, Everything
can happen. Oh yeah, andthat'll be me last minute on October thirty
first, buying the cat Ears andthe tail because that's all they have left.
Yeah, why haven't buy it?You have it from last year?
Well a little bit early. Mikeand Diane on ninety five point one.

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WayV want to say Happy Halloween andHo ho ho Christmas seasons here, I guess