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My friends could get divorced after SaturdayNight. It's Mike and Diane on ninety
five point one WayV. I'm onlylaughing because that's such a ridiculous thing to
say, and then just take asigh, and I'm like, it's something
dumb happened. What dumb happened?Hell us, we have to say our
name. So I had to takea little break. No. I I
was more thinking like, all right, well, this isn't a cheating situation.

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Not a cheating situation. I'm gladthat we could narrow that down.
But see what you would do Mikein the situation. I think I actually
know what you would do. Okay. I was invited to a designer bag
bingo night for charity and my friendsaid, ask your hobby to come because
the other two husbands there's going tobe three couples, the other two hobbies
are going. So he said,sure, why not, it's b yob,

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it's for charity, and we'll havea good time. So I found
out that one of the husbands ofthe three yeah, told his wife that
if he gets bingo, he's sellingthe designer bag on eBay. Now I
thought this was a joke and I'msaying, oh, that's funny this,
No, it's it's not a joke. And I'll give you a little background.

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He recently told his wife he wantsto go on a guy's weekend,
and she said, hey, ifyou save money, you know, work
extra hours, whatever, just cutback on getting your coffee every morning,
whatever you have to do to savethe money for the guy's weekend. That's
fine. He feels this is partof him saving the money for guy's weekend.
So him him winning is it's hisbag. It's his bag, and
he's going to sell it on eBay. Okay, now, Mike, would

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your wife let you live if yousold that bag on eBay? I just
want to know what you think Iwould do. I mean, you would
absolutely give your wife this bag.Oh, you're nailed it. I would
never a million, but my wife, I don't know if you've ever seen
the Ashton Coachry movie What Happens inVegas a long time ago? Yeah,
yeah, my wife's favorite line inlife is what's mine as yours? Baby?

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What's mine as yours? And what'smine is mine? Something like that.
Yeah, to a point, mymom she'd essentially leave the she leaves
what's mine is mind part out.But that's how she lives her life.
So that's what's the word I'm lookingYou got it. No, I would
never sell the bag unless my wifedoesn't want it, like if she doesn't

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want the bag, things going onany bay. But at the same breath,
like if she wants the bag,like she's getting the bag. I
knew it. I knew you wouldhave her now if she wasn't there and
I was just at a charity eventand I won the bag, that bag
might not get out of trunk untilyou would never know. Don't post it.
Yeah, but I would love tohear the female and male perspective on

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this designer bag bingo drama besides ours, because we want to hear what you
have to say on the free iHeartRadioapp open w A y V, tap
the red microphone, record your message. What would you do? Uh?
Would your wife? Guys? Wouldyour wife let you live if you did
this? If you sold the designerbag? This isn't a what would you
do? It's how bad would yoube beaten? That's that's the question really

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to what yes? And for theladies, what would you do if your
hobby said he was selling the bag. I get how many pieces of soap
would you put in the never mind? I can't wait to hear from everyone
the Mike and Diane Show on ninetyfive point one way V. If a

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husband wins a designer bag at Bingo, sells it on eBay and doesn't give
it to his wife, is hegoing to be in trouble? Mike,
that's the question. It could happenthis weekend. I'm going to designer Bag
Bingo with a few couples. Oneguy says, Hey, I'm selling it
so we love to get your commentson talkback. You just go to the
free iHeartRadio app, tap that redmicrophone and let us know what you think.

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Dude, you should definitely give thatbag to your wife. If you
don't, you're going to live atortured life. That, my friend,
sounds like a torture man. Thatpretty much sums it up. That sounds
like a man who sold his wife, well, not his wife's his designer
bag on eBay, doesn't it.That sounds like somebody who's not speaking from
an opinion based he's speaking from evidencebased experience. Yeah, let's hear that

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one more time. Okay, dude, you should definitely give that bag to
your wife. If you don't,you're going to live a tortured life.
I don't know which one says itout more, whether it's the dude dude
or the you're going to live atortured life like whatever. It's the sandwich.
It's the bread of the sandwich ofthat one. Yeah, it gets

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it gets right to the point though, So godspeed man. All right,
hang in there, sir. Ninetyfive point one WayV It's Mike and Diane,
and pay your bills. Could putone thousand dollars in your pocket.
In case you missed the nine amkeyword, it is bank. You want
to enter that on our website andyou could be winning one thousand dollars which

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could buy you a lot of socks. Because Mike, today is it's May
ninth, and it's Lost Sock MemorialDay. Okay, I thought you were
going somewhere else, but I okay, we're just memorializing our lost socks.
We are. That's the national dayfor today. For every load of laundry
that we sort through, there areodds socks. We wonder where the heck

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did our socks go. We've hadthis discussion before we've tried to estimate how
many socks we've lost over the years. Well, Lost Sock Memorial Day is
about commemorating the other halves of thepairs of socks which are still with us.
Yeah, we can memorialize it bythrowing it out. Just throw it
out. Well, if you wantto honor their memory, those spare socks

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can be reused. They're saying.You can put a tennis ball inside with
a nod to make a simple dogchew toy. Oh god, you can
slip it on your hand for aduster. Actually, I have done that.
I have done that at home,and I just need to dust something
off I do with an old sock. That is a good one. Yeah,
no, going out all of mysocks. I've said this before.
This is my dream. My dreamis this, throw out every sock I

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own, go online and buy thirtypair of the exact same sock. Oh
that way, if you start losingthem, then it's the same one.
See. Yeah, sure, ifyou want to go that route. Me
was folding. Here's my socks overhere, gotcha. I just have to
grab two and put them together.I don't have to lay out the fifteen

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of them. Across and go,Okay, let's play a mix and match
here. Nope, that one's alittle different of a black sock. Not
the same one, No, allthe same. Then you have the kids
socks to deal with. Oh they'rea disaster. I know. I can
imagine. Well, this one's Elsaand this one's from Aladdin, so they

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don't go together. So now Ihave to go find dig through and find
Elsa sock to match with that Elsasock and the Jasmine sock to match with
that. I want to see theElsa sock in your size. They make
them. Also soak that sock andsoapy water for use as a car cleaning
rag. Many options or Hello,sock puppets, have a puppet show with

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the kids. Mike, Uh,okay, I got nothing, but yeah,
okay, so let's celebrate today Lostsock Memorial Day. I'm gonna work
on my puppets. I may ormay not have made the worst first impression
on my new neighbors. Oh no, it's Mike and Diane on ninety five
point one WayV. We've talked aboutthis. I moved and my kids not.

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I wouldn't say they're taking it hard, but they're just it's new,
it's a new neighborhood, new kids. They over the winter, they weren't
able to get outside and meet anybody. Right now the weather has broken,
right, we have this amazing playgroundin the neighborhood. So I put on
our little community Facebook page, like, hey, my son is dying to

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meet kids in the neighborhood. Isanybody around to go to the playground that
has as a son that is ora son or daughter around these ages?
Like I would love to go andmeet you guys and just let my kids
meet the kids in the neighborhood.Was it desperate? Absolutely? Was I
desperate? Absolutely? I felt Ifelt terrible because he just wanted to go

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out and he was like riding hisbike trailing kids around, like hoping they
would talk to him. Heartbreaking stuff. We go to the playground. We
got a couple of people to like, absolutely, we'll be over there in
ten minutes. Great, like great, awesome. I grab the kids.
They get so excited, they getdressed. I'm thirsty. I grab a
seltzer. We start walking, right, seltzer water, I should say,

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we get down there. I putthe seltzer down on the bench. The
kids are starting to play. Mykids bring out all they're weird. In
the first thirty seconds, I'm like, God, like, just be normal,
guys. You don't need the youdon't need to be the weirdest kids
at the playground right away. Wedon't need to let them think we're the
weird family. Just being kids,that's okay, exactly, It's fine.
So I'm talking to parents, I'mI'm drinking my seltzer. My son comes

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over and he's and he looks atthe seltzer and he's like, is that
a beer? And I say,no, buddy, it's a seltzer.
And one of the dads goes,oh, I also thought that was a
beer, Like you guys thought onour first meeting. I just walked down
here with a beer at the playgroundin the afternoon. I mean, yeah,

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I'm not above that, but sureno, I did not bring a
beer. So now I'm thinking,and by the way, multiple families have
come and gone, this is towardsthe end. How many families in a
neighborhood now think that I because seltzer. Seltzers now are so like craft you
don't know what they look like,right, Yeah, And this is in

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a beer can type thing. It'sa seltzer you buy at the store.
I forget the brand, but nofree ads as well. So, how
many of those families walked home orlike, was that got drinking? How
many people walked away? Was like, was that a new family? Just
are they just they just drink atthe playground? Or maybe they're walking away
thinking hmmm, afternoon cocktail. Maybethis guy's not so bad. Yeah,

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but it was middle of the weekin the afternoon. It was middle of
a week in the afternoon. Yeah, so I'm now concerned that the neighborhood
thinks that I drink too much whenall I did was have a nice,
refreshing crisp seltzer, non alcoholic,yeah, black cherry seltzer. Yeah.
Was I having a high noon?No? Was I having a white claw?
No? Did you want one?Yes? Because I had to watch

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my kids run around and be likeyou like minecraft I play roads. Did
you have one later in the evening? Yes, when I got home thinking
I had to have one, thinkingabout how all my neighbors think that I
had seltzer. I need to calmdown, little misunderstanding. Misunderstanding by one
one family, so one family.Hopefully they are the loud mouths, and

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they spread the word that would bringIt'd be funny if you if you brought
your water bottle next time and hmmwater in there winking. Yeah, I
might just start giving Seltzer to mykids and be like, look, look,
look, I'm not dritting that.Oh wait, that could start a
worst rumor. There's no winning this. That's okay, you know, reset
with the second time at the playground, you'll be fine. I don't know

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if there will be a second timenow. You really want to go back
to the playground with the guy whodrinks at the playground? You know what,
You're right, because I want thepeople who say, yes, yeah,
vibes guy. I'm the vibes guy. I would go sure, God
help me. Mike and Diane's seconddate update on ninety five point one way.
V Jason from Ebsecon is looking forsecond date update with a woman named

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Vicky. Jason. How you doingpretty good? Thank you? Good morning?
I mean, oball, I'm doinggreat, but this is just really
thrown me off, and I'm youknow, bat we want to keep your
good vibes going, Jason. Yeah, so we need to help you here,
So please tell us about Vicky andyour first date. Sure, yeah,

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I mean, you know, wemet through like friends and friends and
friends and they told people to justintroduced this and uh, you know,
we chatted back and forth here andthere, and you know, vibes were
good, so we made you know, we made a date, went out
to dinner. For the life ofme, it was a really good time.
I thought it was great. Therestaurant was great, is gorgeous,

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uh, And but like the chemistrywas really there. I mean I've been
at dates with gorgeous people where it'sjust like, who get me out of
here. Vicky is super cool.We had a great time. She got
a great prince of humor. Weliked a lot of the same things.
It was just, you know,the conversation was really flowing and interesting and
you just feel yourself really clicking withsomebody. And I could have sworn it
was mutual, and I couldn't tellyou anything that went wrong just but then,

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you know, a couple of dayslater, I you know, reach
out and now it's been like twoweeks. At this point, I have
her chin and respond to a singlething, and I'm just worried I'm gonna
mess up for something, and notknowing it. Oh yeah, because it
sounded good to me. You're byyour description. But if you haven't heard
anything in two weeks, we needto get to work. So what we'll
do, Jason has put you onhold. We'll play a song and we'll

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try to get Vicky on the phoneat least get some answers. And that
is coming up next. Ninety fivepoint one WayV ninety five point one WayV
with Mike and Diane. Second dateupdate. A few minutes ago, Jason
told us about his first date withVicky, said the chemistry was there,
had a great time, everything justclicked. But he hasn't heard back from

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her in two weeks. So weneed to do this, Jason. Let's
try to get Vicky on the phonehere, give her a call, yep,
and I'll find out why she isn'tgetting back to you. Curious.
Oh, no problem. Hello?Hi is this Vicky? Yeah speaking Hey

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Vicky. It's Mike and Diane fromninety five point one w a YV radio.
We host a morning show and wewere just wondering if you have a
few minutes please sure? Oh thankyou? Did I win something? Not?
Today? We do give away alot of great prizes though, so
keep that in mind. Ninety fivepoint one w A YV. But we

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are calling because we got a callfrom one of our radio family members by
the name of Jason. Jason wastelling us about your first date, and
I gotta say he threw in alot of compliments about you. Gorgeous is
one that I remember, sense ofhumor, had a great time on the
date, and does not understand whyhe hasn't heard back from you. It's

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been a couple of weeks, sohe's concerned. So on his behalf,
would you let us know please?Yeah, that's that's so sweet of him.
Yeah, we had a good time. But how do I say this?
He will flip flops with jeans,he wore flip flops with jeans,

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flip flops with jeans, or widelegs, flip flops with gens wide legs.
So we're going bell bottoms. Well, I don't know if they're bottoms.
Yeah, you know. All Ican say is it's a certain vibe
and it says something about a person'spersonality that I'm just not entirely sure that

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I can date. Oh wow,you really have strong feelings against you.
Sound like our old boss where itwas in the company policy. To be
fair, I have been told thisbefore that Jean's and a flip flop is
the worst thing a guy can do. Really. Yeah, it's fat,
it's yeah, it's up there.Yeah, but I don't pretty high.

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I don't know. I only learnedit after I did it. Then you
got in trouble. Yeah. NowI just wear crocs all the time because
they're hot hot. Yeah. Howwould you have felt about that jeans with
crocs? I mean, it's notit's not good, but at least,

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like, at least there could besome excuse put in there. Like I
thought that it like was known farand wide that the flip flops and jeans,
saying just it's it's a specific sortof signal you're given out, Jason,
what do you think about? Bythe way, Jason's here, he's
been listening in. Jason, areyou wearing your jeans and flip flops right
now? Uh? No, it'searly, so I'm wearing jeans and just

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my slippers. I just keep slipperson the house. Okay, good,
And I would never wear those onthe house. I ain't think Hello,
Uh honestly, I'm still trying toI keep waiting for you to say the
part where I did something bad,I just worked. You know, it
was a it was a relatively casualplace then, so it's just casual.

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I don't know, I don't getit. I mean I said, maybe
you should look it up or aska friend or something. But it's just
like, like I said, itjust speaks to a certain vibe of a
person that just doesn't work for me. I'm sorry. I thought, you
know you knew this, but that'sgifts that you wouldn't want to go to

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Jimmy buffin concert with me exactly?Oh okay, was that the offer that
might have been the offer? Well, actually you can't. I mean there's
a there's actually there's a well youcan't go to Jimmy Buffert cos that's what
I I know, I didn't wantto break the but there's a lot of

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really good tribute bands. It's likeit's it's I'm a lot all right,
hold on, hold on, Vicky, you talked about a vibe. If
we're gonna vibe with flip flops andjeans, my man's committed to the vibe.
So if he's going like if he'sall the way up, then like
you you might be okay. Imean, he is very committed to the

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vibe, but like I said,it's not my it's not something I'm interested
in. So Jason, I thinkthat's so great. You go to your
Jimmy Buffet concert, and I'm surethere will be women who are loving the
jeans and flip flops. Look there, they're all gonna be seventy. But
yeah, they're all like twenty yearsolder than me. And it feels yeah
appropriate, Well yeah, just bornand born a little too late. I

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guess I don't know. All right, Well, I appreciate you being straight
up about it because now I know, and maybe that's something. Maybe that's
a good way to find the brightpeople who will click. I feel anybody
under sixty five at the next come, yeah, I know. I feel
like you don't even have to askthe question. It's been asked, it's
been Yeah, it's been answered.And Jason, I got to say,

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you sound like a nice guy,and nice guys are hard to find.
So I think that that someone willfind you very soon. So don't worry
about that, and good luck toboth of you. Yeah, Jason,
let those piggies fly, Okay,keep those piggies out, it keeps them
healthy. No, no, we'renot going down that route. We're not

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going down the healthy route because meand you both know that it's a fashion
choice. And make sure you geta pedicure. Thank you. It's the
Mike and Diane Show on ninety fivepoint one w a YV Happy Mother's Day
Week of course leading up to Sunday. Moms deserve the whole week, not
just one day they get. Nevermind, I'm not going down this road.
You're right, they deserve every day. Ew and I'll say that when

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it's Father's Day too. I promiseyou probably not well, we'll give you
at least two days tie. Well, moms, we want to thank you
for all you do. We loveyou, and we also love TV moms.
There was a survey. They dothis annually, and who is your
favorite TV mom? Is the question. And I got to tell you my
answer for number one TV mom isnot number one on this survey. All

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right, My answer is very predictable. She is my favorite TV mom.
Laura Lai Gilmore, mother to onThe Gilmour Girl. You know, my
head was swirling when you said thisis obvious, and then I went,
oh yeah. I was like Sexand the City and not a number of
mom. Well there were moms,but there weren't really TV moms. Maybe
Charlotte on Second Yeah, like that'snot a TV mom. Sure it is

(20:15):
all right, could be sure.Yeah, you're stretched a little bit.
But okay, do you have afavorite TV mom that you can think of?
I'm actually blinking right now. Okay, I'm doing the same thing with
like the Sex and the City thing. Now, I'm thinking of people that
were just moms on shows, butnot the TV mom right, not in
that they wouldn't make the survey exactly, which Laura Gilmore should have. Anyway,

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Who was voted the number one TVmom? I don't have to be
logical, I'm a mother. IsCarol Brady from The Brady Bunch. Yeah
that's a perfect line for moms.You don't have to be logical, you're
just right, so it doesn't matter. She is awesome. So Carol Brady
number one in the survey. Giveus a call who in your opinion?
If you disagree with that, whois the best TV mom? Six O

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nine four eight four WayV ninety fivepoint one w A YV. Happy Mother's
Day A little early from the Mikeand Diane Show, and we were talking
about TV moms because Carol Brady fromThe Brady Bunch was voted the number one
TV mom in a survey. Sobesides Carol Brady, who, in your
opinion, is the best TV mom? Julian? For Northfield? What do

(21:23):
you think? Uh? I waswondering if I could have two but one,
you know, one sort of modernand one old school? You can
have two because Mike didn't give one. Yeah, So for you, I
want to say, although it's kindof old, from Downton Abbey, Okay,
oh yes, the mom on DowntonAbbey. I can't even think of

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her name right now. It's aCrawley. I think it's kind of an
unfortunate name, Crawley Crawley, that'sright. Oh, she's a fantastic mom.
That's a great one. All right, So we have Downton Abbey.
Who else we have? And thenfor old school? You know, I
got to say the lady from theWalton I don't know if you yes,

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Ma Walton. I mean it's beenmany years, but that's a classic four.
Does anybody else want to give memine? Because I picked none of
those snow fence, but I didn'twatch Downtown Downton Abbey, and I didn't
watch the Walton so I don't knoweither. Well, the Waltons are just
she she had a lot to handle. What was it like seven or eight
kids? Oh? I pick herthen and she they said every night.

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The thing about the Waltons was theyall say good night to each other at
the end, and they all hadto remember. Oh is that okay?
Yeah, I've never seen it,but I've seen like the the people,
the spoofs of it, if youwill, yes, of all the lights
going off, good night, goodI go, I can, I can?
I good night John Boy? Yeah, gotcha. Yeah? And she

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I remember her name was Michael.You know which I mean? It sounds
like her guy's name. Yes,yeah, the actress's name is Michael.
I think Michael learned something like that. Yeah, and you know that I
found that's a pretty common Irish namefor a lady. Yeah, girl,
all right, Yeah, I actuallyliked that, Julian. We've learned a
lot. Yeah, I mean,thank you so much, thank you,

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And I'll see you at the DowntonAbbey movie. I can't wait. I
can't wait. Thank you. Whatdid you leave in the uber It's Mike
and Diane on ninety five point onew a y V and Uber's eighth annual
survey of the weirdest and most commonthings left in ubers. Maybe you were
rushing to get out of a car, maybe it was a long night out.
A lot of people have had theunfortunate experience of leaving something behind.

(23:38):
So the most commonly forgotten items arecan you guess a couple of them?
Microphone? Correct, yes, hecan. Keys. I don't see keys
on the top five keys, luggage, Maybe you forget that in the trunk.
How are you forgetting your luck andideas? That's a good one.
Okay, headphones, baby, clothing. Wait wait, can we go back

(24:03):
with baby on the list? Nobaby, Okay, you just blew right
by that one. Good. Iwas concerned. Yeah, clothing, so
if you have a jacket or somethinglike that. So those are the most
common ones. My niece did leaveher phone in an Uber and the driver
got it back to her, sothat was really nice. Yes, I've
seen that happen before. Over thelast twelve months, riders have left surprising

(24:23):
items, including a two pay Now, why would you take that thing off?
Unless you open the window when itwas a strong breeze. You gotta
let that thing breathe up there.Oh, okay, maybe that's it.
A live turtle in an uber?I almost said pet. Yeah. The
follow up on baby a tub ofsurgical implants, a breathalyzer. So somebody

(24:45):
left their boobs, yes, okay, two containers with spiders in them.
Oh geez, somebody left a fakebutt in the We got boobs and butt
okay in the in the uber.Looks like I'm gonna start driving uber.
Oh here's one that you like,WWE Championship belt. That's three things I
like we've said so far. Andwould you like a paternity test? No,

(25:07):
you don't need that. No,I don't know what was Maury Povich
in the uber or something? Wasn'the the guy? Yeah? So those
are the most common and the weirdestthings in this annual survey. But I
have a quick question for you.Did you ever give a subtle message to
the uber driver about your rating?Because my hobby and I took an uber
to my cousin's karaoke night on thisfifteen minutes away. But we wanted our

(25:30):
adult beverages so responsible taking the uber, So at the end of the ride,
I said, uh, I said, oh, thanks a lot,
and I said I almost felt likethe Godfather. Yeah, I said,
hey, giving you five And thenhe turned around. He says me too,

(25:52):
Oh yeah, do you ever dothat to talk about Ray? I've
taken enough ubers to worry about mymy rating five stars. Yeah. If
I need an Uber, I'll literallydownload the app and then delete the app
when I'm done. Oh really,I don't take that many ubers. I
don't go anywhere, Diane. Ilive in a jail. That is a

(26:15):
house. I don't get out mucheither, but I like to have it
handy just in case, especially whenif we get a chance to travel.
My life is a prison. Mychildren are my guards. They don't let
me leave, and then when theydo leave, I go with them.
He's in prison and I'm going tokaraoke. Whoo. All right, Well

(26:37):
hang in there, Mike, andI'm proud to say that I kept my
five stars. Thank you to mydriver. Happy Friday from the Mic and
Diane Show on ninety five point oneWayV and a busy weekend ahead. First
of all, Happy Mother's Day toall the moms. We love you.
Moms are celebrating, not only Sunday, but the whole weekend. Yep,
they deserve it also, Mike,Lots of graduation parties happening this weekend.

(27:00):
Yes, and we want to saycongratulations to the class of twenty twenty four.
You did it. And today isStockton University Graduation Day at Boardwalk Call
in Atlantic City. And I wantto give a special shout out to a
friend of mine, Jasmine from Trinityrehab in Summer's Point. Jasmine is graduating
from Stockton with a degree in exercisescience, and she's so good at her

(27:22):
job at Trinity Rehabits has such abright future, So I just wanted to
shout her out as well as allof the other graduates. And Mike,
since we're talking graduations and starting youradult life and getting out there into the
world, the whole world is waitingfor you. What is your piece of
advice for the class of twenty twentyfour. I can't wait to hear it.

(27:42):
Yeah, I mean, do youhave good advice? Because I have
real advice? I do. Doyou want me to say mine? Do
yours? Because mine is real advice. I would tell if I can go
back to when I was graduating,I would say don't worry about so much
because you know you're worried. Youalways you're looking so far ahead into the
future. Don't worry so much.If you work hard, you will succeed

(28:04):
and you will do fine in life. So just don't worry that much.
Are that way and just go forit. Also, go for it.
How much time do we have becauseI can do an entire tech time,
not a whole lot of time.Okay, So first one, figure it
out. Figure it out, becauseas you said, don't worry about everything
all the time. Just figure outwhat's in front of you. Just figure

(28:26):
it out, because there's going tobe so much thrown at you in the
next few years, whether that isin personal or in professional life. Just
one at a time, figure itout. It's going to be overwhelming.
The other thing is understand you don'tknow everything. Please understand that every part
of your life that you have nowseen has been structured. They are now

(28:51):
throwing. It's like throwing a goldfishthat lived in a fish tank into an
ocean. That's exactly what you arenow experiencing. You went from a structured
life of my class, is this, this, this, And you think
that you had so much freedom incollege. Oh baby, you had no
freedom like you're about to have.But freedom sometimes ain't the best thing.
You're now going to be going towork. Welcome to the real world.

(29:12):
Understand you don't know everything and figuredit out one at a time. Okay,
that makes sense. I don't givelike the like the romantic advice.
I tell you like it is becausethe reality of it is you. You've
never lived this open world life andnow welcome to it. Yes, because

(29:34):
now it all falls on you.Big world out there. Lock can happen
and it sucks, just gonna callit what it is, But it also
can be great if you don't worryso much. How old are How old
are these kids are? Like twentytwo? Early twenties? Yea, early
twenties. This is the best yearsof your life. Yeah. There,
you go go out and drink andenjoy the fact that your hangover doesn't last

(29:56):
a month and a half. Okay, that is my piece of advice.
If only we could have one daylike that. Enjoy your mid twenties,
because your mid twenties, I trulythink might be the best years of your
life. So enjoy that. Itis a lot of fun. Now that's
some great advice. So congratulations onceagain, the class of twenty twenty four.

(30:17):
You did it. We're so proudof you. It's Mike and Diane
on ninety five point one Wayvy gearingup for Sunday, which is Mother's Day,
celebrating all the moms. Thank youfor everything you do for us.
Why are you saying that, Mike, did you get the card in gifts
yet? Absolutely not. Oh okay, I'm so busy that this one.
This one kind of got away fromme a little bit, kind of crept

(30:40):
up. It's not crept up thisone. This one hopped out like a
jump scare in a horror movie.Well, you still have a little time
till Sunday, I know. Buthere's what moms really want for Mother's Day,
and this could yeah, get apen please, this could come in
handy number one. Oh, youcan handle this quality time with family.
That's what the majority of mom's surveyssaid. Got plenty of that. We

(31:03):
don't need any more of that.Okay. Fifteen percent want the opposite,
some alone time like by everyone.Okay, met time now. Moms love
to go out to dinner, especiallybrunch. But I'm hoping you already have
reservations because that is the number oneday of the year for dining out.
If you don't have one, I'mworried about you. I have reservations at
my father in law's picnic. Ohgood, good, perfect. Also making

(31:26):
the list of what moms really wanta short trip or get away. I
guess if you can't do it thisweekend because you got the brunch, you
could do it another time. Justsay, hey, we're going to go
here for post Mother's Day. Howabout to be treated to a spotless house
without having to lift a finger onMother's Day? Priceless? God, I'm
getting that one, Han, Inot getting that one. On trying too

(31:48):
many renovations, the renovations, themoving, You ain't getting it. Sorry,
Well, some moms would like tobe pampered, so you can make
an appointment for her to get amassage or a facial, have her nails
done. By the way, beforewe go on, any other women out
there have about seven hundred, eighthundred dollars in gift cards just a crew

(32:12):
it over the past fifteen years ata spa. No, well not you.
I know that I would the nextday. The amount of times I've
bought my wife, whether it's amanicure, pedicure, a spa treatment gift
card, and she just doesn't onehave time to go, would rather use
her time otherwise. I really thinkshe has seven hundred, eight hundred dollars

(32:34):
worth of gift cards. Well findout because I'll buy them for about four
hundred. I'll buy them for half. We're selling them for a thousand.
Need to give me a deal ifyou're not using them. Starting negotiations.
This is a negotiations. Let meknow, start high and come down,
come down to three hundred, downdown to three hundred. And mom simply
want to be acknowledged. They wouldlove homemade cards or handwritten notes. I

(32:58):
know you do that with the kissusually good time. So that's you know
what, You're right on target.Then you're going out to runch, not
having anything, no brunch, homemadecards. You already tried the pampering and
she's got plenty of those gift cards. So I think you're fine. You're
off the hook. And we wantto say Happy Mother's Day to all the
moms. And if you want towish your mom a happy Mother's Day,
you can do that on the freeiHeartRadio app Just Open WayV and hit the

(33:22):
red microphone and then record your message. And I'm sure Mom would love to
hear that, and Happy Mother's Day. Yeah. I just want to throw
one more thing out there. Guys, if you're listening to this and Diane
just said, hey, listen,you're off the hook. You're not to
figure it out. Get going,You're not off the hook. Oh and
guys can leave the comment on theiHeartRadio app for their wife. I said

(33:43):
for your mom, but it couldbe for your wife too. You're not
off the hook, then you mightbe figure it out.
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