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If you missed the show this morning, this is what you missed. The
latest list of top baby names hasa few surprises, and a baby boy
name broke into the top ten,where Mike and Diane on ninety five point
one WayV. It is out fortwenty twenty three the Social Security Administration's list
of the most popular baby names inAmerica. So maybe if you're expecting or

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you know someone, this could behelpful, whether you want a popular name
or maybe you do not want apopular name. But holding on to the
top spots for the fifth year ina row, Olivia and Liam beautiful names.
You know what's funny is now I'mcoaching like youth baseball. Like when
I say youth, I mean eightit is. And I'm meeting all the

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preschoolers too, it is. Inow giggle because we do this break every
year. I'm like, hello Liam, Liam and Liam Liam, Liam,
Hello Olivia. Like it's it's funny. My cousin Stacy named her son Liam
twenty eight, nine years ago,and now she's upset because she was original
back then. Yeah, but Imean you can look at the you can

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look at the baby and go,oh, you're thirty. Yeah. So
you're good. Yeah, I dolike those names. But a new name
also entered the top tier. Mateomade it into the boy's top ten n
for the first time. Well,and is matt on there too? Uh
not, No, Mateo, that'sMatt in Spanish, so it's still still

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Matteo. That that's the whatever.I don't have Fianna that has not been
on the top ten. Believe me, it's become the most the sixth most
popular name, edging Benjamin off thetop ten. Benjamin didn't make the top
ten. So let's get to therest of the top five for the boys,
so we had Liam. Number twois Noah, Number three is Oliver,

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followed by James and Elijah, andthen number six is Matteo. The
top baby girl names of twenty twentythree after the top spot of Olivia is
Emma, followed by Charlotte, Amelia, and Sophia. Do you see that
where it's all of the classic namescame back. Yeah, it's it's it's

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the like soft names, Noah,Sophia. There's no hard names like Mike
Dian. Yeah, but they're notthey're not trendy. They're they're classic,
old fashioned, if you will,names that came back into the top spots.
Thanks Bridgerton. So there's there's yourtop five. Now. Two pop

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culture icons did not see a bigbump on the baby nameless last year,
Ken and Barbie. Only a slightincrease from the previous year for Barbie and
guess what because no bumps for Ken'sYeah. I mean, obviously he's not
gonna be happy. I can hearhim singing, I am Ken. Yeah.
Well, you know what, Kenhave a better name. So when

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you get a chance, go onto the free iHeartRadio app on WayV and
tap that red microphone. Let usknow if you've picked out a baby name,
or maybe you're expecting, or youhave any suggestions for baby names.
We love to hear from you,not Barbie and not Can. Evidently you
are such a valued member of thefamily. Is what half of Americans say

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to their car? What? What? Yeah? Where? Mike and Diane
on ninety five point one WayV.There was a study and half of Americans
consider their car to be part ofthe family. I like my car,
but I don't think i'd take itthat far. I don't think I ever
have part of the family that's aggressive. But I mean I get it.

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Like you're probably outside of the peoplein the family. The most important thing
to keep the family going, Likemy car is constantly in use. You're
with your car more than some peoplein your life. I know. I
am me too. The driving,Yeah, me too. You just said
to me, I get it.I'll keep up. I swear I'm with
you. Yes, absolutely, I'min my car more than I'm with my

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family sometimes because I do have along drive. But at the same point,
a lot of times I'm in thecar with my kids. Yeah.
And this is a bad time forme to start talking about this, because
if my check engine light just cameon, oh no, and my car
is paid off and I really don'twant to start paying for a new one,
and we're getting close to that timewhen it's like, oh, that
might be the death sentence. Butand sometimes family does give you trouble.

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So if you consider a family,like, what are you doing to me?
Come on here? Yeah? No, no, my check engine light
is on personally as well. Ohokay, both me and the car.
We are so connected that my checkengine light is on, the car's check
engine light is on. So connectedI've worked myself into a tizzy. Here,
can you start talking about something else. Well, a lot of people

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also name their car. That's notas unusual as calling the car part of
the family, because we've heard that, yeah many times of our radio family
members and then people that we've workedwith, they they've named their car.
My son named my car little PuttPutt. That sometimes little Putt Putt,
Little Putt Putt. You're wondering howmy car is. He's eight. He

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doesn't lie. That is true.I've never named a car. I just
never have. No, I havenever named one either. But I've definitely
loved some of my cars more thanthe others. Oh yeah, definitely.
And a lot of it is dueto emotional attachment obviously, fond memories with
their current car. A lot ofpeople say they would keep their current car

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forever if given the option. Yeah, and you can just you know,
four or five engine, switch mileson it. Two. You know you're
gonna have to You're gonna buy anew car. Is just gonna be the
same car. So let us knowif you do name your car. I
love to hear car names. Goto the iHeartRadio app. It's free.
When you get a chance. Lookup WayV hit the little red microphone and

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leave a comment. And if youever wanted to hear yourself on the radio,
this is your chance and we wouldlove to hear from you or give
us a call. Car family member, Is that what you're thinking? Yeah,
I'm thinking my car is as faris as broken as I am.
So yes, my car is asbroken as me. Ah, you two,
you two? What now? Imeant the two of you, you
and your I said, oh,you two, the two of you,

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you and I get it. Youin your car. You see, I'm
broken to you and your little pup. Putt. Lots of people name in
their cars. It's Mike and Dianeon ninety five point one way V Jason
from Atlantic City. Did you nameyour car? No? I never really
named my car, but I diddate namers, and so I would date

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a girl and she would name thecar X, and then we would take
up, and somehow I'd start datingsomebody else and then they would want to
name the car something else. Soit's one of the lifetime Like I had
a jeep wrangler, a lifetime ofthat wrangler to have like six names,
my man settle down. Lifetime ofthat wrangler. You dated six different women

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who decided to name your car.This is like the Bachelor. Yeah,
what are we doing here? Thinkabout any roses? Though? It was
as clearly you had six different No. I don't know why I'm all over
your case like this, but uh, six different names for a car is
crazy, Jason, would you acceptthis oil change? Think about that in

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a lifetime of a car, thisguy dated six different people long enough for
them to get comfortable and go,I'm naming your car exactly, my man,
and then he had to learn anew name all the time. Don't
say the old cars name in bedI was. I was always getting backwards
to this part of the mess thatcar had multiple times. Oh god,

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oh man, So Jason, areyou currently single? We knew it okay,
and You're car is nameless as wespeak, car car is nameless.
My bosses named my car is spaceship. And that's about the best I got
Right now. I think you needto name this car and not let it

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continue to be named. It's likea like a dog hopping around foster homes.
Give this thing a home. I'lltake suggestions. Like I said,
I've never been a namer. Anysuggestions, yes, uh m, none.
I can say name from the soundof music? What now what I

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like to talk to you? I'man give me that a hard time about
it? Diane, name a bachelor? Bachelor? Oh, I can't say
George Clooney anymore? Bachelor from theshow, Oh, from the show a
bachelor? Ben was that a bachelor? Ben was a bachelor? Okay,

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your name? Your name is Ben. You can't name your car after a
dude, though, I'm gonna goget inside of that. Come on,
man, I'm going all all,I gotta go. Thanks a lot,
Jason and your nameless car have agood one. Would keep it, keep
it nameless? Thanks getting keep it? Name you. Derek from a harbor

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township is looking for a second dateupdate with a woman named Connie. Good
morning, Derek, how's it goingA good morning? It's going pretty good.
Keeps for trying to hunt down Connie. She's uh, she's a little
m I a oh, the elusiveConnie. Oh my, Well, we're

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going to try to help you.So please tell us about Connie and your
first date and we'll take it fromthere. Yeah. Yeah, I think
Connie is wonderful. We have beentalking for a long time on plenty of
Fish. Uh so it felt likethere was potential for chemistry there. You
know. When I asked her outon like a proper date, I was

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trying to be a little creative,I think outside the box. I didn't
want to do like dinner in amovie and sort of trite or whatever.
But she had mentioned that her favoritemeal the day is breakfast, and I
know this great little country diner spot, so I thought we would go there
for breakfast. Wasn't crazy early,you know or anything, But yeah,

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I had had a lovely breakfast.I thought it went really well. But
I just haven't heard back from her, and it's been like a week and
a half, almost two weeks,so I'm just a little confused. Yeah,
it's getting to that point where,yeah, it's gone on too late,
trying to tell me something by nottelling me something. Yeah, I
actually I actually love the breakfast move. I do too. I'm actually really

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hungry right now. That sounds likea great date. This might breakfast.
This might be a time of daything for us. It could be ask
me around dinner time. If Istill think the breakfast it is a great
idea, But sometimes I'd like tohave breakfast for dinner. Who crazy?
But back to you, Derek,so it's like a celebration in my house
when I say that. Yeah,it sounds like you had a good time.

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But we need to figure this out. So what we'll do is put
you on hold, play a song, and try to get Connie on the
phone and at least figure out what'sgoing on. How does that sound?
That sounds awesome. I would appreciateit. You got it coming up next
to ninety five point one WayV.A few minutes ago, Derek told us
about his first date with Connie.And Derek, you said you had a

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nice breakfast, just to mix itup a little bit. You had breakfast
for your date, which we thoughtwas a great idea, and you had
been talking for a long time afteryou met online. But you're trying to
get in touch with her after thisfirst date and you haven't heard anything for
about a week and a half.Yeah, yeah, what'd you do?
Oh boy, here we go.That's what they all say, Derek.

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We'll find out. Hell is thisConnie? Good morning, Connie, It's
Mike and Diane from ninety five pointone way V Radio. Say hi to
Mike, Hi, good morning.How can I help you guys? Oh

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well, you can definitely help usbecause we're calling on behalf of one of
our radio family members by the nameof Derek. So he called us at
the radio station and he was tellingus he went on a date with you,
but he hasn't heard back from you, so it's pretty frustrating. You
can imagine as if that happens.So we're just trying to help him out
by getting some answers. So ifyou have a minute, we'd really appreciate

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it. You could tell us aboutDerek and your date and why you're not
getting back to him. Thank youin advance. I'm kind of embarrassed you
guys put me on the spot.I'm sorry. Well, I had a
really really good time at him.I can't even lie. Derek was a
great guy. He took me throughthis really cute breakfast spot and I'm not

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even really a big badad this person. But it was like a countryside It
had eggs and grits and you know, just like home yep, home cooking.
You know, it just was.It was a good thing. But
it was a little bit of awkwardnessthere because he didn't mention that this was
his mother's restaurant. It was asmall mom and pop restaurant. Literally the

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cook was mom, and she literallywas making our breakfast and looking at me
through the window. And the wholetime I'm on the date trying to get
to know him, I can seeher eyes piercing on me, and it
just made me really, really,really uncomfortable. I'm picturing her ringing the
bell extra hard when you're like,I'm I don't know what the place looks
like, but I assume it haslike that little yeah a little I picture

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like the window in the back.Yeah, took back to the kitchen and
like a little bar looking thing withthe coffee where people sitting have coffee and
read paper. It's like pancakes up. Yeah, that's what That's what I
picture. I don't know if it'sreal, but I think that's diner lingo
pancakes up. Thank you, Yeah, thank you. I wanted to die
because I act for sugar, Imean felt for my grits and not sugar,

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and I feel like I might haveoffended someone. So it was really
odd. You know, he's avery nice guy. I had a really
great time, but I felt likeI was on a date with him and
his mother. Oh all right,yeah that could be. I can see
that being awkward. I feel soright now. I'm good the fact you

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said it was a great date.I'm glad that you said that because Derek
has actually been listening in Derek isyour mom and the diner right now?
Fucking stuff up? Yeah, yeah, she works at us. Yeah,
looking back, I probably should haveprefaced that, And I am sorry.

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I didn't really think much of it. It's it's very uh, you know,
easy for me to go in there. I sort of you know,
in that way you just used toit. It's just like second nature,
like, hey, let's go getsome breakfast. You didn't think of it
in a way that all my mom'sgoing to be on the date with us.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. I justI wasn't in that mindset about how
it might feel for Connie. SoI'm sorry about that. But yeah,
I certainly didn't mean anything by itor or whatever. But yeah, I
just I have it wasn't on myradar in that way. And mom.
Mom didn't take it too far andsay like, oh one of you two

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having kids or anything like that.Nothing weird about Oh no, no,
she's she's not crazy like that.She's very Oh good, Well, I
like that you apologize, you putyourself in her shoes. How she would
feel? So I need to getright to the question. Derek, you're
the one who called us. You'veheard, now what how Connie was feeling?
Would you want a second date?If she said yes, it would
be on us, so you don'teven have to go to your mom's restaurant

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or diner. Yeah, please,very much. So I would love to
do that and make it up toyou. Connie. What do you say?
Please say yes? Please say yes? Would you like a second date?
Yeah? I'm definitely down. Ohright, I knew hopefully, but
just hopefully. You know, hismom doesn't have any strong opinions about it.
No, I think you have togo back. I actually say.

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We usually say like go somewhere elsewhen it's something like that. I think
you got to go back and havebreakfast again. Well, although things are
going well, okay, she's worryingright now. I'm sure you would have
heard or he would have heard ifshe had a problem. So I'm sure
everything's good. And I really loveyou too, at least over the phone.
I love you two together. Youhave positive vibes. We want to

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wish you the best of luck.I do want to say this though,
Connie, I'm just going to tellyou Connie's is a great name for a
breakfast place. Yeah, just don'tcompete with Mom's place. Come on,
all right, we would have todo we would have to do brunch.
I think you know what Connie putit. Next door Connie's is a great
place for lunch. That's a placeyou go for lunch, breakfast and then

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lunch at Connie's and then Derek's forkis it sounds like a very expensive like
seafood place next door ork or steak. We got it all covered. My
Mom's for breakfast, Connie's for lunch. We got to change your name to

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Derek for like beautiful maybe something thereI would I would like to cut well,
we would like a comp if youdon't mind, once the restaurants are
open. Thank you. I lovethat. Thank you guys, best of
luck. Thank you have a greatthing you too. It's ninety five point

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one w A y V Mike andDiane Show. It is time for I've
just been handed an urgent and horrifyingnews story and I need all of you
to stop what you're doing and listen. No over the last year, we
know remote workers have really taken graspand now it's a thing like you can

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work remote, right, Oh yeah, but what happens if working remote means
working at home? Right? Whatif you don't have a home? Oh
well that that could be a problem. Well, you know, it's no
way news. I just want to, like, before we get everybody's like,
oh, where's he going with this? Just understand it's no way news.
It's gonna get weird. It's gonnaget weird. It's gotta be a

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twist. There is a thirty fouryear old woman who was just caught living
in the sign because think about likethe of the supermarket. She was living
in the peak and valley of thesign using their internet, had an extension
court, had a printer, acomputer there all in the she was hit.

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Her whole set up homeless, livingon top of a grocery store for
a full year. Okay, I'mtrying to picture the sign at grocery store,
and now that would all honestly,think about a Low's, Like the
Low's has that little house peak top. Okay, it's kind of it honestly
looks a lot like that. SoI think there's probably a like a little

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space in that sign like how theybuild it out type of thing. Okay,
and she was living up in there. Oh wow, See I only
gotten caught because they found an extensioncourt up the extension court. Yeah,
I would never think of I mean, I have to give her a credit
for even thinking that she could setup camp there. Yeah. Good for
her. I mean I don't know, good for her. She did something

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legal. But yeah, I feelweird saying good for her. But this
is a tough one because you feelbad if she didn't have anywhere else to
go. Yeah, but yet youcan't go around doing that. My question,
it sounds like remote she was working, did her work? Because you
know, printers are hit or missaround here. Printers are loud too.
Yes, not that I know thatpersonally. Printer in the corner, he

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probably has a better printer than Yeah, but hey, what are you gonna
do? I mean, she gotcaught and you can't do that. But
yeah, it looks like they're helping. They're not arresting. Oh good,
Okay, they're helping. Like yousaid, at least she was working.
She was working. We have togive her credit. I just wonder,
never mind this conversation. You cango south quick. Good, morning.

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It's ninety five point one w AYVwith a new oreo alert and Mike,
these oreos you are gonna want,okay, I oh, okay, maybe
it's not the one I saw.New limited edition oreos featuring Star Wars heroes
and villains. Oh okay, Sonow I can really destroy the Death Star.

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Yeah from the inside, I thinkyou can. Okay. Two specialty
packs, representing the Dark Side andthe Light Side of the Force. The
packaging features hand painted artwork by StarWars poster artist Greg Hildebrandt, and the
cookies inside each have unique character embossingsand corresponding cream colors, red for the

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Dark Side, blue for the LightSide. Both versions include Kiber's sugar crystals
inspired by Lightsaber crystals. Okay,and they've got it all. I'm not
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You gotta get these. That's prettycool. I will definitely for my
sun Hill eat them up. Ishe into Star Wars? Yeah, well
he's into Baby Yoda. Oh happen? So I think there's a big difference
there. Yeah, I don't thinkhe's in love with Star Wars, but
God does see love Baby Yoda,and he will be into all of Star
Wars someday. And I think he'sgonna love these cookies. It's something different.

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Light side is that like the vanillacookie, and the dark Side is
like the regular Oreo cookie. Itsounds like it's the cream color. So
it'll have the regular chocolate cookie andthen the red filling for the dark Side
and then blue for the light side. Got it? Okay, I'm in.
I was gonna say, I'm goingdark Side all day. Don't forget
those Kyberg sugar crystals. Don't comenear me with that vanilla cookie stuff.

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Now we need to go chocolate forsure. Yeah, absolutely, dark side
for to win. Way more funto be the bad guy than the good
guy. You're always looking out forwho you have to save. I'm gonna
show you who you have to saveon the bad side. Yeah, way
more fun on that side. WhatCreed say from the office, it's way
more fun to be on the baduh in their mind? You know the
quote. You know the quote.Now they just need the double stuff in

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these I think they're just regular stuff. And then by the Way side notes,
Sour Patch kids. Oreos just hitstores, so you're gonna start seeing
them. That's what I thought youwere gonna say. Limited edition. Also
I heard they were good. Ohreally yes, Oh I gotta try them,
So Mike, give these a trywhen they come out coming out soon,
Star Wars Oreos. May the Oreosbe with you in your belly.

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Ninety five point one WayV. It'sthe Mike and Diane Show. What did
you splurge on? And now youcan't go back? Number one in the
survey? Oh wait, we likethis one, Mike, top shelf liquor.
Ooh so I did that for alittle bit and then my finances told
me that I gotta go back.Oh you went back. Well it's not

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so bad when you have a lotof mixers, but yeah, for people
who drink it on the rocks,yeah, I need my titos. Number
two in the survey a nicer car. I agree with that because you go
into the dealership and you go,this is my bottom line, and then
you see a car with all thefeatures and you're like, oh, maybe
I could stretch it another or whateverper month. I've done that since I

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was sixteen. Yeah, see Ido the opposite with that. With cars,
I don't. I don't care,like I'm good with it just gets
me for me to b Yeah,I don't know why I have that.
I don't judge anybody who has anice car like that. I don't judge
anybody who spends all their money ona car. That's fine. I just
drive too much to care about whatthe car is. Yeah, you have

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a really long community. Yeah,Like, I will kill the car in
four years, five years, Sowhy would you worry? Why would I
worry about it? Yeah, giveme a beater that's paid off, and
I'll get for me to be andmy kids will be embarrassed, and I'll
figure it out when they get older. That makes sense. So I'm kind
of midway, Like I would neverif it was a through the roof payment

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like a mortgage payment. Yeah,I could not do it. But you
know, usually I'll throw in afew extra options that I tell myself I
won't do when I go in there. Number three, Oh, this is
a good one. You splurged onvacation and now you can't go back.
For example, you get a balconywhen you go on a cruise or a
little bit Oh, ocean front,an ocean front room. Once you go

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ocean front, then it's like,now I got a city view. M
Yeah, okay, so maybe notlike the room itself, but I think
I agree with this one. Iwill splurge on experiences. So what did
you splurge on and you can't goback? Give us a call at six
' oh nine for WayV ninety fivepoint one WayV. It's the Mic and
Dianeschell. What did you splurge onand now you can't go back? Top

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three answers in the survey top shellFlicker, a nice car and vacation.
Stephanie from Ventnor. What did yousplurge on and now you just can't go
back? A mattress? Oh,ding ding ding? That should be the
number one answer. It changed mylife. Oh. I used to have
a cheap mattress and then I neededa new one, and so I decided

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to like test one of those expensiveones out. I just wanted to see
what like all the hypes was about. Huh and yeah that hype was real.
I feel like I want to Iwant to just call one of the
hotels and be like, where doyou get your mattresses? Yeah, there's
one hotel chain that sells the mattresses. Really. Yeah, it's like Heavenly

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Dream or something really expensive. SoI said, no, thanks. Oh
that's amazing. I didn't know that. That's really that's really smart. Actually,
that's really smart. There's no there'sno sleep like a hotel sleep,
especially when the kids and the dogsare not kicking you. Then you really
get a good sleep. Mic Well, I think that is a great answer,
because you know, j Lo says, that's how she looks so young

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asleep. So Stephanie, you mustbe looking good. Thank you, guys.
Sixteen doctors Joe from Vennors looking fora second date update with a woman
named Abby. Hi Joe, Heymorning, you guys doing all right?
How are you doing? I'm doingall right. Hoping you guys can help
me. Oh I hope we can. So please tell us about Abby and

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your first date. So this isn'tthis is a little different maybe for you
guys. I this was not areal This was not a date. Oh
oh so I was. I wasat Landshark with a couple of my buddies,
sitting up the bar and we sawthis like nice looking young lady and
some guy that like nearby. Hewas like the most obnoxious, loud kind

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of dude, you know, youknow, the kinds are just like oh
yeah, dominated conversations, she lookedmiserable, and you know, we we
we just like we couldn't believe whatwe were seeing. And it was kind
of funny because you know, wewere like just felt bad for her,
and it was he was just suchan idiot. And then you know,
we're chatting with the bartender and he'slike, oh, yeah, I'm pretty
sure they're on a first date.And then, you know, then we

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felt really bad because you could tellshe just wanted to get out of there,
and you know, at some pointhe got up to go to the
bathroom, I guess, and youknow, she came like over to the
bar, like I don't buy drank. I don't really know why she was
there, but I said, youknow, around okay, because yeah,
you just want to make sure,you know, but she's okay, you

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know, she might be a stranger, but like, yeah, I just
want to make sure people are safe. And so she said, oh,
you know, yeah, he's justkind of a he's kind of a jerk,
and I'm like, well, youknow, and I was like okay,
so I said, hey, youknow what, I couldn't you want
me to help you out out?And so she was like, I guess

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And so he comes back and Icome over. I go over the table.
I was like, hey Abby,Joe. I was like, I
was like, you know how youdoing? Uh? Your mom is here
with my with my mom, andI was like, oh, hey,
hey, you know, let's wegotta go. They you know, we
got to go to that family familydinner or something, and you know,

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she instroduced me as her cousin andthen she kind of high tailed it out
of there. You did the jobof that a best friend usually does,
and you're kind of you now you'rethe guy. Well you're the girl.
Yeah, yeah, you're the backupplan. So that's that's good. That
was nice of you, Joe.Yeah, I just you know, it's
like, you know, that waslike my sister. I would hope that
somebody would help them. So,you know, we kind of sat and

(28:49):
talked a bit outside and then shewas like, you know, I I
gotta go because if if he comesout, then I'm gonna express with him.
Yeah. Yes, but she shegave me her number. Oh okay,
this is good. Where this isgoing see I this is good,
but you called us, so Iguess it's kind of not good now bad.

(29:10):
Yeah, I'm back to reality now, Joe exactly. So, so
she gave me her number and Iwas like, oh right, this is
awesome. Like I just thought,you know, we really connected. I've
been calling her never heard back.Yeah, I really thought we clicked.
And I want to take her onour real first date. That's so sweet,
and you want us to pay forit's because I never met that other

(29:33):
guy. But I don't like him. I don't like him either, So
I say, we try to geta hold of Abby. So what we'll
do, Joe, is we'll putyou on hold, play a song,
and try to get Abby on thephone. How does that sound? That
sounds awesome. That's coming up next. So ninety five point one WayV.
A few minutes ago, Joe toldus about Abby, and I really can't

(29:53):
say his first date with Abby becauseit was not a date. You guys
met at land Shark and you kindof rescued her from a bad first date
even though you were strangers, right, Joe, Yeah, exactly. I
just thought I was doing a gooddeed the night in Shining Armor. So
you tried to call her. Yougave her your number and you just haven't

(30:15):
heard anything, right, Yeah,exactly. I left a few messages and
I have her back, So okay, I'd like to go on a real
date. Well let's try to makethis happen. Let's yeah, let's call
Abby. We would be so happyif this worked out. Here we go,

(30:40):
Hello, Hi, is this Abby? Yeah? This is Abbie.
Good morning. It's Mike and Dianefrom ninety five point one w a y
V Radio. We host the morningshow. How you doing Abby? Hey,
I'm okay. Oh what you don'tget calls from radio people every morning?
Come on? Really? I mean, at this point, I feel
like we've called everything. Yeah,yeah, well we do have a reason

(31:03):
why we're calling. We got acall from one of our radio family members
by the name of Joe, andhe's been calling you. He left messages
and he just hasn't heard back fromyou. So really, on Joe's behalf,
we're just trying to find out what'sgoing on. Oh oh my god.
No. Yeah, it was thedate from how it was so bad

(31:30):
And it don't mean that to bemean, but just like all he did
was talk about himself and I justI just I just can't. I just
can't, Caires, I'm sorry.I'm confused because he told us you were
on a bad first date, andit sounds like it was a terrible first

(31:52):
date. Like I'm glad he realizedit was bad, and like, that's
not me trying to be mean.No, no, but this is actually
the guy who says he helped youout. You know what. Let me
let me bring him on the linehere, Joe. Yeah, Joe's been
listening in Joe, I think Ithink Abby's a little confused. Abby,
you're talking about the guy you actuallyhad the date with, right, Yeah,

(32:13):
his name was Joe. Oh okay, now this makes sense. It
is a common name. This isthe other Joe that helped you out.
I didn't even remember his name.Always just so bad. That is fun.

(32:39):
He's been listening. Yeah he Nexttime, Joe, you may have
to use the last initial. Yeah. So Joe was your knight in shining
Armor and he really liked you,obviously because he gave you the number,
just from that short conversation you hadand and texting me, Oh it's just
so bad now, oh uh uh. You thought it was the jerk Joe,

(33:04):
not this nice Joe, Joe.I assume you left those messages halfway
generic and you weren't like, Hi, I saved you from the date.
Hi, it's Joe, call meback. Yeah, Hi, it's Joe.
We met at Land Shark. Well, didn't know I needed to be
more specific to be fair, likeshe probably heard hiatz Joe and just stopped.
Probably, Yeah, who knows whatwas in the messages. And people

(33:25):
always get mad when you leave reallylong voicemail like I do. So yeah,
you probably were just leaving it short. So yeah, this is the
nice Joe. So, Joe,is there anything you want to ask Abby
while we have her? Yeah,I wanted to see if you wanted to
go on a on a real firstdate. By the way, we're paying

(33:47):
for it. Yes, guys,Yeah, I mean I would love to.
I'm I'm so sorry the phone calls, but you were a really great
I really I appreciate what you didbecause that was awful. Yeah, I

(34:07):
would totally like to go out here. Sure, awesome. Yes, all
right, Joe, Joe, listen, I've picked up some context clues here.
Don't talk about yourself. Well,we already know he's a nice guy,
so we can check that off.The list since he helped you out.
Oh this is so great. I'mreally rooting for you guys. So

(34:30):
will you keep us up to dateafter your real first date? Yeah?
Yeah, thanks guys. Waste ofMoney Alert with Mike and Diane on ninety
five point one way V jeans thatlook peace stained and cost eight hundred bucks.
What I can do that for alot less? A lot less than

(34:51):
eight hundred and they're sold out.Fashion brand Jordan Luca is selling pair of
jeans with stains on the crotch areathat make it look like the person wearing
them with their pants and hey,you can say, ah, that's funny.
Well no, because it's high enddenum and they sell for eight hundred
and fourteen dollars to be precise,and they're currently sold out on the website.
Let me ask you what's an averagepair of jeans cost you? I

(35:15):
would say I don't spend a loton jeans, but neither Maybe fifty bucks,
okay, and that's a good pair. I mean I've gotten pairs for
fifteen that I just kick around in. Yeah, ifty bucks, I don't
think that's I think jeans are overone hundred one. I want to go
really I was just gonna say,if you want to go really nice,
I have a pair of Ralph Laurenjeans that were probably like one hundred and

(35:37):
I've had them for I would sayeighteen years and they are still kicking.
Yeah, let's be real. Ihave about five pair of jeans. I
don't wear jeans. I work inradio. Yeah. Currently, right now
I'm wearing sweatpants with a hole inthe crotch. Okay, what radio?
If I'm wearing jeans, I haveone pair of nice jeans. The other

(35:58):
four I use when I'm pretending tobe construction worker, Like, that's legitimate
I wear if I'm wearing. IfI'm wearing a nice pair of pants,
I'm wearing khakis. Yeah. LikeI golf, so I have khakis.
I have nice golf khaki pants thatI'm the weird, weird guy sitting there,
like, hmmm, that guy didhe play eighteen? Or is he
just dressing up for his wife.I can make your just call it fifty

(36:19):
dollars pair of jeans. I cangive you that pea stain. Yeah.
Absolutely, We'll spend a lot less. I can make that happen for you.
I'm going to start a side businessOkay, not eight hundred whatever you
paid plus the cost of a gallonof water and shipping. That's it.
And no, well you can justbring it to me and we can do
it together. We can all right, this got weird. Fashion experts are

(36:40):
not surprised by the pants popularity becauseacting like you don't care is always in
style. So Mike, I justwant to say, we are right in
style with our you know, holein the crotch sweatpants. It's working.
Up to my boy on the radio, it's it's definitely working for us.
And we don't need these jeans.No, no way, have Peace Day

(37:00):
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(37:22):
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Listen, get there, go putthe keyword in nine to five to one
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(37:42):
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That is a lot of fun.That's great news. We like to keep
it to good news on Fridays,and this is more good news. And
it has to do with South Jerseymaking national headlines. But this time it's
a good thing. Yeah, okay, you never know. Lucy the Elephant

(38:07):
in Margate was named the best roadsideattraction in the United States by USA Today.
Congratulations, Lucy, cong Yes,Lucy. The USA Today editors narrowed
down the roadside attractions to the eighteenbest and then let readers vote for their
favorites. I want to give youa few of the other contenders because they
cracked me up. Lucy beat outChile's official skunk ape Headquarters, Stupid and

(38:35):
Okapee, Florida, wherever it's notsaid correctly, but I don't know how
to say it. Or this wouldhave been I would have voted for Lucy
obviously, but the World's Largest Ballof Twine in Cocker City, Kansas.
I've actually heard about this big ballof twine. I have two because there's
nothing else going on there. That'syou know what, that's right. It

(38:57):
stands out like, whooh, there'ssomething to do. Yeah, corn corn
corn, corn, corn, corn, corn corn, This giant ball of
something boll corn corn. How longdid it take for that giant ball of
twine? Wheat Jesus? Also aroadside attraction in Colby, Kansas and really
has nothing going on. I'll giveyou one where Paul Bunyan and Babe the

(39:21):
Blue Ox in Bernidgey Urmidgeye, Minnesota. They were also contenders in USA Today's
Reader's Choice Wars poll. But forgetabout them because it's Lucy. She's the
oldest surviving roadside tourist attraction in America. Think about that, the oldest surviving
constructed in nineteen Wait a minute,eighteen eighty two. What am I talking

(39:45):
about? Imagine being the guys thathave to vote to us and the budget
that they get to fly around thecountry and just drive to these things.
See the difference between one numbers onenumber when I type it? Constructed in
eighteen eighty two to promote real estatesales and attract tours. She even has
some film credits. So congratulations,Lucy the Elephant best roadside attraction. We're

(40:07):
so proud. Bills can't pay hima telephone bill? Can't. I forget
the rest of the words, butit's something about bills, Destiny's child.
That's the keyword for this for thishour, oh keyword is bills. Bill's
ninety five point one WayV pay yourbills. And the keyword for nine o'clock
was bills. And I gotta behonest with you, Diane, I am

(40:30):
ready to fight my kids teachers.Really. Oh okay, so close to
the end of the school year.Well it has to do with the end
of the school year, Diane,because they sent home something a little homework
assignment if you will, about whatare all the things you want to do
this summer? Oh, like asummer bucket list? Yep. Oh that's

(40:52):
fun, oh so fun, sofun. Do you know how much my
kids want to do all of it. Yeah, all right, but here's
the thing we need that they're askingfor ideas, and their ideas are insane.
Like my son wants to find asnake. Thank you, buddy,
find a snake Thanks teach. Comeover to my backyard once in a while.

(41:16):
You see one. Yeah, I'veseen them around. I just don't
love them. So now I haveto come up with some ideas because I
was so taken aback yesterday that mykids ideas were not like do fun things
like go to story Bookland type ofstuff, Like I would love to do

(41:36):
that with them, go to sixFlags fun fun, would love to do
that stuff, go to the beach, would love to do that. Their
idea of fun was nuts. Likemy son basically said, fly a plane,
like that's his goal for the He'seight, so like he still has

(41:57):
it, like I can go tothe moon if I wanted to, type
of mentality. You want to flya plane too, So maybe he heard
heard you say it. Yeah,I threw that one out there to throw
you off my scent that I wrotethat one down. But I need some
ideas. I need some I needsome things because I can't I can't come
with. I can't come without theheat here. I gotta come with some
fun stuff that is somewhat affordable.So please, the affordable part was me

(42:22):
adding that and they did not addthat. And that's not part of the
rules. That's just me being cheap. So I would love for you to
hit our talk back. You gotany ideas for me, Diane, I'm
like the ones that you already mentioned. I love Storybookland because all the families
have so much fun there. Youknow what's crazy is I've only been there
for the Christmas and they do anunbelievable job during the holidays. Absolutely,

(42:45):
I would love to go back,like during the summer and see what what
the summer's like there. It's afamily tradition. I wish I would have
had kids just to go to storyBookland. All right, So I'm gonna
I'm gonna I'm gonna write that onedown, write that one down. I
mean, And the boardwalks are alwaysso great. They're going to be there
and a few they're gonna be therea lot when I'm there. Yeah,

(43:05):
like whenever we're out and about,like my kids will be there, Like
we use me working as a familyouting sometimes so I think we're good on
that. Maurice Peers and Mildwood.There's a good one. That is a
great one that I have so manymemories as a kid and some of my
favorite times because then you can beon the rides and the water parks.

(43:27):
Okay, okay, hold, I'mliterally writing these all days. Yeah.
Can you please if you're listening nowand you have something, please go hit
our talkback. Go to the app, the iHeartRadio app. It's completely free.
Search WayV. My ugly mug maypop up. I'm sorry about that,
but there's a little red microphone there. Try and look for that.
Hit that send it right into thestudio because I need to go home today

(43:47):
because it is Thursday. This homeworkis due on Friday. Oh and I
need to fill this out for them. Get to it. By the way,
if I fill it out for them, help them fill it out.
You get it, Larrence, Iget it. Wink wink. Wow.
This is some pregnancy craving. It'sMike and Diane on ninety five point one

(44:07):
WayV. Mom to be. HaleyBieber posted her craving on her Instagram story
and she said, currently my biggestcraving egg salad on top of a pickle
with hot sauce. Now, let'sjust picture that for eyes. As you
were doing. I was building itin my head as you said it.
Yeah, because I think when youfirst heart egg sil okay, you like

(44:30):
egg salad on top of a pickle, well, pickle. You know a
lot of pregnancy cravings. So theysay, ready for this, Diane with
hot sauce, Ready for this.I'm smart enough to know to go,
wow, that's so magical. Goodfor you, and not say, yo,
that's crazy, because if I sayanything bad, I'm a man.

(44:53):
Oh and I can't say anything abouta pregnancy craving or I'll die. Yes,
that is true, that's but that'scrazy. He went there, Hey,
whatever, I guess you're craving.Did your wife have any strange cravings
or even basic cravings. Yeah.Her big craving was she kept saying,

(45:15):
oh, the baby wants to goon a beach vacation. Oh it wasn't
It wasn't food. It was no, no, she was she was all
about ice cream, baby to getokay, go on vacation. She was
using the baby landing as an it'sweird. I can now just be like
that one as an excuse to tellme we have to go on vacation.

(45:37):
Gotcha? The baby wants it,so ice cream and cereal, ice cream
and cereal. I think I mightbe pregnant. Boy, can you say
that one more time? Was possible? Say one more time? I was
talking over you. I need toisolate that and have that for our show
forever. Not getting that again,I said, well then maybe I'm pregnant.
Got it? Thank you, I'lledit. Don't worry, guys,

(45:59):
I'll edit it in another universe.Now give us a call or also on
talkback, we love to get yourcomments. Did you have any weird pregnancy
cravings or they don't even have tobe weird? What does your crave during
pregnancy? Just go to talkback onthe free iHeartRadio app search WayV, hit
that red microphone and record us amessage because we do love to hear from

(46:21):
our radio family members pregnancy cravings.What you got weird pregnancy cravings? Is
Mike and Diane on ninety five pointone WayV. Christiph from Brigantine. Did
you have any weird ones? Yeah? I actually just have my baby a
few months ago, but my cravingswere so funny. I mainly craved French
fries dipped in honey. French friesin honey. Wow. Say, when

(46:46):
you said fries, I thought maybeI'm pregnant. But French fries in honey,
that one I haven't heard first ofall. Before we get back to
the fries, congratulations, Oh thankyou. How is the baby doing.
She's good, she's so sweetful.Well, she's six months okay, so

(47:07):
cute. Okay, So you're stillin the thick of the early stages.
But are you sick of people saying, uh, oh man, it's so
hard. Now, it'll get easier. I'm sick of people asking if I
want another one? Yeah, that'sa good one, by the way,
they're all lying, Yeah, itdoes get easier every the next stage is

(47:29):
always hard no matter what. Hey, let's not be a buzz kill.
Let's get back to the fries.So how often would you have these fries
dipped in honey? Well, Iam like an avid I don't eat fast
food, Like, I'm pretty seriousabout it. I really believe it's like
truly terrible for all of us.But I had McDonald's fries probably like once

(47:51):
a week, stipped in honey.So it was yeah, and I would
feel really guilty about it, butat the same time it was so delicious.
Hey, the big maybe wanted thefries. It's not it wasn't your
fault. Yeah, there you go. All right, Krista, Well,
congratulations again, and don't think aboutthose fries too much. Today you may
get a craving thank you guys,one grand one thousand dollars, ten one

(48:15):
hundred dollar bills, one hundred andten dollar bills, one thousand singles.
That's what you can win with payyour bills. On WayV. Keyword came
up at nine o'clock. The wordwas happy happy, So you just go
to nine five one WayV dot com, pump in that keyword and you got
to shot the wind. And bythe way, if you don't win,
you're in the same exact place youare right now, except now you just

(48:37):
got a shot the win one thousanddollars. That's true, and you have
nine chances every weekday to win thatone thousand dollars. And you know what,
Mike, that would come in handyif you're planning a wedding, because
you know, wedding season is uponus, that thousand dollars would really come
in handy. Or if you're goingwedding dress shopping. Yes, one thousand
dollars. But I do want totell you about one bride that is making

(48:59):
headlines because she tied the knot wearingthe world's first three D printed wedding dress.
Uh, her name is you cangoogle her. Her name is Marianna
Pavani. Nope, not going togoogle that. And she made wedding history
when she walked down the aisle ather wedding by wearing the world's first three
D printed wedding gown. It wascreated by a Dutch designer by the name

(49:22):
of Iris van Herpen, who spentsix hundred hours designing it. It took
another forty one hours to print,which my side note. When our coworker
starts printing some things, you know, the guy we're talking about across a
hall our printer over here, hesends it to hear and it feels like
forty one hours. It's about fortyfive minutes. Maybe he's printing a wedding

(49:44):
dress. Must be go on.This doesn't make a lot of sense,
like it just feels like significantly toomuch effort. Well, the bridehead of
three D full body scan flew toParis twice in Amsterdam three times over two
years for fit to create the oneof a kind dress. I did see
a picture of it. It lookslike an amazing piece of art. She

(50:06):
called it a masterpiece. She wasthrilled with it. They achieved everything they
were hoping and the final design madeher feel powerful and feminine and a unique
look, absolutely unique. If it'sthe world's first three D printed wedding dress.
But I don't know if I've toldyou this before, but uh,
there was no you know, aspriceless, which means it's, yeah,

(50:29):
it's got to be expensive you takethat much work from this designer. But
I don't know if I've told youthis before, but the three D printing
stuff freaks me out. It startedfrom many seasons ago when I was watching
Gray's Anatomy and they started talking aboutthree D printing of organs. Yeah,
And I was checked out because I'mlike, oh, this is a printer.

(50:51):
How does this? How does thiswork? And I can't wrap my
brain around it. So I'm checkedout of three D printing. I think
it's because they call it printing.They didn't call it printing, you'd be
okay, you have that stuck inyour head. What else could you call
it for? I have no ideabuild her building construction, three D conu.

(51:13):
I don't know, Okay, Imean they do a lot of very
cool things with it. I'm hardhard enough to figure out how they do
a dress. Yeah, because Imean when I'm printing, it's usually my
Amazon return label. Again, you'restill thinking about paper. Get paper.
I gotta get it off the head. Okay, all right, let me
work on that. But in themeantime, congratulations to the happy bride and

(51:35):
her three D gown three hundred thousanddollars. I made that up. That
might not be true, but it'sprobably close. Buckle up, Diane.
I know I just said that toyou before, but here we go again.
Buckle up for this one, becauseit's it's kind of crazy. I've
just been handed an urgent and horrifyingnews story, and I eat all of
you to stop what you're doing andlisten. No, it's ninety five point

(52:00):
one WayV. It's the Mike andDiane Show, and I'm bringing you information
that you're gonna tell somebody today.I don't know, well, I guess
I said it. I don't likethat on purpose, because we're in the
news. Oh all right, weare not in the news, but this
is in the news. You knowall those arguments that always go around online,
like is a hot dog a sandwich? Yes, type of thing.
We have a court case about it, now, are you kidding? Not

(52:22):
a hot dog, jeez, Buttacos and burritos a court case? Are
they sandwiches? Tacos? Let methink, okay, yeah, do you
think tacos and burritos are they sandwiches? And then after I figure this out,
I want to know the legal aspecttacos and burritos sandwiches. My first

(52:45):
instinct, I'm gonna stick with no. Okay, So here we go.
A judge in Indiana has settled ayear's long debate as to what exactly constitute
a sandwich, ruling that tacos andburritos qualify as Mexican style sand which is
the battle began when restaurant tour that'sa fun word to say. Martin Kintana

(53:06):
tried to open a taco restaurant inthe Kintana Strip mall. Oh. I
wonder if they're related. However,the Planning Commission rejected his bid based on
the prior agreement restricting the facility toonly restaurants serving made to order or subway
style sandwiches, so he sued themand said, I'm making sandwiches, just
not your sandwiches. Different type ofsandwich, okay, and the judge ruled

(53:29):
in his favor, declaring that theoriginal written commitment did not specify American cuisine
and that establishment serving Greek, Gyros, Indian non raps or vietmense. Oh
God by me, Bobby, Bobby, if you're Vietmense, I really need

(53:49):
you to hit talk back and tellme how to say that. You know
what I'm trying to say. Itsounded like you were trying to get your
mom in the middle of that.I Mom, I think I did work
in a mommy there. Hit thetalk back and tell me how to say
that the Vietnamese style sandwich that youknow what I'm trying to say. But
I see what you're saying. Thethe they're also permitted, by the way.
Yeah, So if they're permitted,then I'd like to change my bad
argument worked. And that's what legallegal arguments are all about. Yep.

(54:14):
And now I'm changing my answer thatthat makes complete sense to me. Adding
to the agreement that tacos and burritosare mechs and style sandwiches the diverse array
of sandwich styles, and this madeso much sense to me. Yeah,
like, we got it, wedid it, We did it everywhere.
Yes, congratulations. More importantly,can somebody hit talk back and tell me

(54:37):
how to say the Vietnamese sandwich sohe doesn't say me and and b a
n h am I, how doI say it
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