Post Christmas Blues, we're all broke

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Merry Christmas a little early from Mike and Diane on
ninety five point one WayV. Here's the survey question for
you when it comes to Christmas Eve? Does your family
allow you to open one gift on Christmas Eve? Already
have to save them all for Christmas Day because the
survey says it's fifty to fifty families do different things.

(00:21):
When we were growing up, we always opened one small
thing on Christmas Eve, and it was never the main event,
just the one small thing, usually slippers.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, Like, we'll open like the Santa stuff, the Santa
gifts that's obviously not even there yet exactly Christmas Eve,
we tend to open like pajamas. That's okay, it's a
known thing at this point. It's not a surprise. But
it's a different Christmas style pajamas that you can wear

(00:51):
at night, and that is usually our gift for at night.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh, that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You wear them that night, and then Santa comes leaves
the big gifts, yep, and then you can.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
All get the only photo wop in your pj's.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Exactly so cute. It's never never flattering for somebody who's
six' five two and forty pounds it's not, no, no, Never.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
And you can't even hide BEHIND i try to hide
behind the family and the family, pictures but you're so
tall that you can't really.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Hide the kids and my wife look. Adorable and Then
sasquatch rolls in with the sound of the, home the
home go, home down the hallway and here he comes
wearing his adorable. Pajamas so. Cute, Yeah AND i try
and get in the back and my waist up is.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Shown when you're six six you can't you can't really
get in the. Back, well that's.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
GREAT i love the pj's the night, BEFORE i love the.
Slippers so let us. Know your direct line to us
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present On Christmas? Eve counting down To christmas With mike
And diane on ninety five point one w a Y

(02:05):
v opening one gift On Christmas?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Eve is it a do or? Don't drew From, northfield
what do you?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Say it's a?

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Do you definitely have to open up a gift On Christmas,
eve whether it's your gift or you're opening up somebody
else's gift for them or with. Them you've got to
open up some gift On Christmas.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Eve would this be a small gift or a major? Gift?

Speaker 5 (02:29):
OOH i THINK i think it depends upon who you're.
With if you're by, yourself it's a small. Gift but
if you're with a loved one and you're very excited
and you want to open it early with, them AND
i think you can go for the big one in
the day.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
Before or by.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yourself bold, Statement, yeah by, yourself wouldn't wouldn't you? Know
what's your?

Speaker 5 (02:50):
OPENING i mean not If sanda drops the gift the
under the.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Tree that's not doing it, early that's.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Right, well maybe he. Is maybe he he's just extra.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Busy maybe somebody dropped off your family dropped off the,
gifts put it under your, tree and then you're saying for, you,
hey it.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Happens.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Maybe well, NO i Think i'm misunderstanding. Here when he
said by, YOURSELF i meant by, yourself not like you
and your Wife. Ferry it's like not with like the.
Group if you, Will, Oh i'm thinking by, yourself like
you sat there wrapped up some stuff and you're, like,
no which one WAY i want to open it for?
Myself like full mister bean, Episode like that's WHAT i pictured.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Here it could Be you never.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Know all, Right, Drew we'll put you down for One
Christmas eve gift and have a Merry.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Christmas Merry christmas to you guys.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Too mike And diane's second date update coming up in five.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Minutes on ninety.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Five point one WA. YV a couple of weeks, AGO
i told you about my. Lip it's ninety five point
one W A. Yv, yeah me being the, DUMMY i
heat it up the the uncrustable for thirty seconds in
the microwave and then bit it and lava lava that
is jelly ran down my lip and by the, way

(04:06):
has not healed because he's right on the crack of
my lip and it hurts so.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Bad that's the worst all from an.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Uncrustable, now something has happened in my house that has
taken the pain away from my. Lip, really my son
gave me a black. Eye oh, no can you see?

Speaker 7 (04:25):
It?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah oh what? Happened so he is a wrestling tournament
coming out.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah we have a wrestling tournament coming up and my
daughter's Gymnastics matt was on the ground AND i was feeling,
frisky SO i was, like all, right let's get some moves.
In let's work on. This so he was trying to
flip me, over because you, know he was trying to pin.
ME i laid up my belly AND i was, like all,
right little, guy drive drive me, over like the Whole

(04:54):
the way to do it is like get your arm
under their armpit and hand behind their head and then
and then you push as hard as you can and
that'll flip them over so you can pin them and. Win.
Okay the problem was he Drove my head was pointed
at the wrong, direction and he drove his knee straight
into my eye and my wife didn't even. REACT i was,

(05:17):
like all, right we're. Gone ash sat, there looked at
me and was like what are you? Doing like why?
What oh a nine year old hurt? You i'm like.
Yeah and then an hour and a half, later she,
goes you're gonna have a black. Eye i'm like, SEE
i wasn't being dramatic like.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
It hurts oh.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Man so now my son Thinks i'm gonna get payback on.
Him i'm, like, Dude i'm not gonna what do you
what do you? Think, LIKE i. Don't that's not the
life you.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Live, like, hey practicing for kids, SPORTS i, mean if
you're helping them, out you never know what could. HAPPEN
i know my mom when we were growing, up got
whacked in the knee with a hockey stick my sister
at field. Hop yeah he was playing and yeah that
left the. Mark but no black guy is in our.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
House yeah this, one this one's gonna come in. Nice
SO i can't wait for the wrestling. Tournament he showed
up with a broken lip and a black. Eye i'm, like,
yeah that's.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
ME i.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
MIGHT i.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
MIGHT i might wear work, boots like go full like construction,
Worker like just off the clock construction. Worker that thing.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Y it's a rough day on the.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Job. Yeah, yeah we're we're living over, here real blue collar.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Living, yeah a manly.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Man, YEAH i. MIGHT i might rub my hands in,
sawdust just get just set the, tone.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Be a better story for. Sure.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah then, then, hey we were practicing for this and
he couldn't flip me because he's.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Weak, well good. LUCK i hope that clears up, soon.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Sick i'm so. Glad i'm Me Merry.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Christmas from The mike And Diane show on ninety five
point one W a Y.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
V And i've got some news about The.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Grinch The grinch got, arrested not for stealing, presents but
for drinking too much.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
EGGNOG i, mean if there's anything that's less, more you, know,
expected it's that the guy dresses A grinch is probably.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Drunk, yeah pretty. Much it happened In, alabama a man
dressed as A. Grinch because it wasn't the Real.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
GRINCH i also don't know Why alabama just makes me,
laugh but it.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Does, yeah this was not the Real. Grinch the Real
grinch was roaming Around Ocean, City New. Jersey But grinch
was arrested after having a little too much eggnog at
his town's old Fashioned christmas event and later causing a
scene at The christmas. Parade police charge The grinch with public,
intoxication disorderly, conduct resisting, arrest theft of, property and quote

(07:41):
intent to Steal christmas. CHEER i love when the cops
get funny like this.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
With the rest because they know they.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Know while in, custody the sheriff's office reported that The
grinch was. Grumpy a judge set his bond at five
hundred candy. Canes these people are. Fun i'm moving To
alabama and required forty hours of community service In santa's.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Workshops see in two weeks AFTER i moved To. Alabama
you're gonna go what is that? Noise what's a? Pterodactyl
those are.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Mosquitoes, Yeah i'm back back to.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Reality the sheriff praised his team for keeping the festivities
safe and wished everyone to Marry christmas and Happy New.
Year So, grinch come. On hopefully you learned and you
won't ruin next Year's christmas. Parade but even if you
are A, grinch we know your warm at. Heart So
mary Christ mike And diane's second date update on ninety
five point one W A. Yv tiffany From ventnor is

(08:37):
looking for a second date update with a guy Named. Joe, Hi, Tiffany, hey,
guys how are you?

Speaker 8 (08:44):
Well i'm kind of just, okay, Honestly i'm calling.

Speaker 9 (08:47):
For a little bit of.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Hope, okay you know.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
What that's what we love to do around here is
give people. Hope, Right, Mike, no.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
What?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Up then we try at least.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
This is that's you know what that thirty that ten
seconds is our show in a, Nutshell, diane we give,
hope we have, no we. Don't he brings me back to.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Reality all, Right, Tiffany well we need first to hear
about your date and.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Joke so please tell.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Us.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
Okay so basically we went on this like very cute
Pre christmas, date and the point of THAT i thought
That bounds would was, like, OKAY i this is this
is going to be like a thirty year in a
row THAT i have been single In, christmas and my
family will talk about nothing. Else it's just CAN i

(09:42):
cuss on the?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Radio is hell?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Like but go, Ahead.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
Okay my family is very you'll understand in a. Second
but like thell it's So i'm, like, okay let's bring a.

Speaker 10 (09:56):
Date let's do.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
It And joe was Super we had a good, time
AND i was, like actually this could a really work,
out but the timing wise couldn't be. Better SO i
invite him to Our. Christmas so here's what you know
since going on is that you're gonna expect. Cool i'll
see you.

Speaker 11 (10:13):
THERE i do not hear from, Him, Okay, Okay.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
So IT'S i kind of thought we had something going.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
On, yeah, yeah unless he just ends up showing.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Up BUT I i, mean you would think you would make.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Plans, yeah at this, POINT i don't expect him to do.

Speaker 8 (10:33):
That Why i'm here.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Right so he said we're going to talk before this. Happens, yeah,
Okay and you haven't heard.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Anything.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Huh that's. Frustrating and at least we'd know why he
didn't call. Back it. Was there's not a mystery. Here,
oh we'll.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
See, well what we'll, Do tiffany is we'll get we'll
play a, song put you on, hold and we'll try
to Get joe on the.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Phone at least get some answers for.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
You you need to get things, settled that's for sure Before,
christmas and that is coming up next to ninety five
point ONE. WayV, listen we told you hopeful.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
One it's over there and then there's.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Me, sorry ninety five point ONE.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
WayV It's mike And diane's second date. UPDATE a few minutes,
Ago tiffany told us about her date With. Joe, tiffany
sounds like you had a good. Time you even made
plans to get together For. Christmas since you're both, singling
you get those awkward family questions why? Not but now
you're not even hearing back From joe to even set

(11:35):
these plans.

Speaker 8 (11:38):
Exactly, YEAH i, know, nothing just ghosting.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
You for the.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Holidays oh that's the. Worse, okay let's give him a.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Call we're going to see what's up here we, Go, Hello,
hi is This?

Speaker 12 (11:55):
Joe, yeah this Is.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Joe Hey, joe it's My It's mike And diane from
ninety five point one W a Y V. Radio we
host morning radio, Show how are. You there's There's, Mike
mike And.

Speaker 12 (12:10):
Diane, Hey mike And. Diane this is. Interesting that's that's
a good word for.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
It.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Interesting but we do have a specific reason why we're.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Calling if you have a, minute or at least a few.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Minutes we got a call From, tiffany And i'm sure
that sounds.

Speaker 10 (12:30):
Familiar oh, OKAY i mean, yeah like the fancy department
store place with like all the like Expensive, no.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Actually the the the young.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Lady you went on out on a date.

Speaker 12 (12:45):
WITH i, KNOW i, KNOW i, KNOW i. Know i'm
getting ahead of myself. Here, YEAH i got.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Me excited for a second talking about the blue boxes From.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Tiffany but, anyway that's WHAT i.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Meant, YEAH i.

Speaker 12 (12:58):
COULDN'T i could only picture that color and the store
and how expensive it is when you brought Up tiffany's.
Name so, yeah me. Too you're probably wondering WHY i
haven't called her.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Back, yes we.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Are as a matter of, fact please. Explain that's our.
Job she had all these you, guys had all these.

Speaker 12 (13:18):
Plans, yeah, well, okay first of, all we did have
a nice date Early, december you, know like first week Of,
december so everybody's like kind of worrying About, christmas and
she had an. Idea it was her idea that since
we were kind of having a good time and neither

(13:40):
one of us had anybody over the, holidays to be
each other's date for The christmas. Morning AND i was, like,
okay that that sounds all. Right she's she's nice that
we had a good little. Connection but then like a
couple of days, later she sends me this like basically

(14:03):
like A.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Christmas registry with all of these expensive gifts that she
wants me to buy her and bring for her to
open in front of her family under The christmas tree
On christmas. Morning we've had one date And i'm, Like
i'm not going to spend three hundred bucks on a

(14:25):
on a bracelet for somebody THAT i just, Met and
SO i just decided to kind of nope out of
the whole.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Thing, Gotcha oh you you, did because now we're here and,
yeah you're back. In you noped out and we Back,
yes we.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Did.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yes as a matter of, fact we need to let
you know That tiffany has been listening In tiffany say
hi To.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Joe Hello.

Speaker 8 (14:50):
Joe sole reason was definitely not three hundred, dollars you
know WHAT i.

Speaker 12 (14:55):
Mean, Though like you're sending LIKE i don't KNOW i
paid for.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Dinner you totally did payer.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
Dinner that was super. SWEET i also asked you to
send me a wish. List, yeah but look, like, LISTEN
i don't if you're gonna get yourself a pair of
LIKE i don't, know boots or like a game you,
did AND i do those things and you get me
the Thing i'm gonna get and then like it's the same.

Speaker 12 (15:20):
Thing it's just not about that stuff for, me you,
Know LIKE i don't need. Anything I'M I i also
like usually go to both sides of my parents' house On,
CHRISTMAS I i JUST i just thought that it was
too much. Pressure, honestly it's.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
A lot to take on when you've when you've only
been on one. DATE i, mean it works on The hallmark,
channel but it does sound complicated when you've, got, yeah
when you've got different families to go, to and you
know IT'S i, understand families do put a lot of
pressure on single.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
PEOPLE i completely.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Understand, that but it sounds like sounds like a lot In,
tiffany now that you've Heard joe, explain do you think
maybe that you went a little far wish list and
you could have kept a little more.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
CASUAL i, mean.

Speaker 8 (16:15):
He could have also just said, no, no.

Speaker 12 (16:18):
He couldn't Keep but Then i'm you, know Then i'm that.

Speaker 10 (16:22):
Guy, yeah, YEAH i mean there's some choice WORDS i
could use to describe that, guy BUT i don't THINK
i want to do that.

Speaker 12 (16:30):
In front of the nice families.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Listening, Well i'm going to ask the, question AND i,
say if we can just get past the holidays into
the new year and the date would be on, Us,
tiffany would you you called? Us would you want another
second date With? Joe if he said, yes, yeah, okay post, Holidays, joe.

Speaker 12 (16:53):
No family of no, family no wish, list.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Nothing he cracked himself up, there take the decorations.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Down do what you have to, Do, joe what do you?
Say it's all up to.

Speaker 12 (17:05):
You, Uh, tiffany if you're, Down i'm.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
DOWN?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
WHOA i told, You mike A christmas.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Miracle you didn't believe.

Speaker 12 (17:15):
ME i thought it was not as it was not
A christmas. THING i thought it was A New year's.
Thing screw its going on time?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Out, well he wants A New year's. Date he doesn't
want A christmas.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
DATE i said that we had, hope and now they're
gonna in The New. YEAR i told, you not holiday.
Related they're going on a second.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Date can we negotiate for for half A christmas to your? House,
no we. Cannot, hey, listen if you're going to commit
The New year's it's a week.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Earlier, no in the new, year Not New Year's.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Eve oh, no he Said New Year's, eve. DIDN'T i don't.
Know he.

Speaker 12 (17:53):
Can we can Do New Year's.

Speaker 13 (17:54):
Eve that's.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Good, oh you're, right he did say. That, well we're
not paying For New Year's. Eve it's too.

Speaker 12 (17:58):
Expensive, okay well that's a different. Story, yeah but thank you, anyway.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
We'll pray for a, weekday like the first week or
two of the new. Year all, right, well we want
to issh you both the best of luck and Merry.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Christmas, Yes.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Merry.

Speaker 12 (18:18):
Christmas thank.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
You we haven't heard from her.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
In like five, Minutes, Tiffany Merry. Christmas.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, away we got to go by by family. Gatherings you,
know the conversation can get. Awkward one and three adults
say they dread awkward conversations at family.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Dinners the age old rule is that we go buy
in our family is never bring up politics or.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
RELIGION i love doing it and then leaving the. Room,
yeah well.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Maybe we should try. That that might be.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Fun it is a great thing to just walk into
a room literally drop a bomb and then.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Leave and you don't stick around for the.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Car, no, no, no you're you're like the joker walking
away from the. Hospital as it it.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Implodes THAT i am getting a.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Visual oh it's so. Good.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well in a, survey more than half of the people
said they get asked the same questions every single, time
including why aren't you?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Married do people still ask?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
That? Yeah, evidently LIKE i feel like people have, learned,
like don't be, stupid like that feels like a very
nineties thing to.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Ask and then what about when they ask about your love?
Life that's someone with no. Filter And i'm being nice
WHEN i say love. Life can you IMAGINE.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
I sometimes when they have never asked, Me but if
my mother in law, EVER i would just go into
the most aggressive. Details oh. Exactly, yeah that's what you
get for.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Asking YEAH i didn't.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
ASK i, see now you've got me all worked up
on my mother in. Law Now i'm like talking to
you as IF i would talk to.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Her he is asking the questions also about my and,
jobs and that to me is so.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Rude when you, Ask i'm, like, hey how much money are?
Making did you get a? Raise you get a new?
Job come, ON i Know i've CAN i just be.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Honest, second you know when you're in like the shower
or you're in the car after a, fight and you're,
LIKE i should have said, This Yeah i'm doing. That
but to, you oh you're my mother in. LAW i
might fighting with my mother in law through.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
You it's, okay you can vent no problem.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Therapy i'm just answering a fight. Question and nobody has
any idea that.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Has that, happened and then when you're in front of, her, yes.
MA'AM i would never say to her, face, yes. Ma'am
this is just, yeah keep the. Peace but what is
the number one awkward question when it comes to family?
Gatherings i'm sure your mother in law has asked this,
one but we're not going to say. It, yeah give
us a, call see if you can guess number.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
ONE i think.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
It's really, easy so call us at six h nine
four eight FOUR. WayV it's inevitable at family, dinners those awkward.
Questions but can you guess the number one most awkward?
Question ella FROM eht what is your?

Speaker 11 (20:59):
GUESS i can definitely guess it BECAUSE i get asked
at every family, dinner when are you going to have a?

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Ding? Ding dinging? Ding that is number? One, yeah And
mike went through.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
That yeah to a point kind of we. DID i
guess we did have a few, questions BUT i mean
by the time they started, asking we were, LIKE i don't, know.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Wait two months the type of Thing mommy to be's
not drinking right?

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Now that's always.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
My new my new favorite. One is there you have
any any more?

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Kids?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Nope surgically made sure that's not.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Happening oh, GOOD i mean good for you because you
only wanted To.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, Yeah so this happens every single time, though with
the family.

Speaker 11 (21:43):
Dinners i'm not kidding every single time without, exaggeration AND
i have answered them question every single time and the
answer is not. No i've been married for two years
and you, know my job and my career is a
priority and my. Marriage you, Know i'm not. Ready i'll
have kids when the time is.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
RIGHT i think you should get A t shirt made
up and just wear it to every family.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Dinner almost, no not oh.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Digit, no not having a baby right?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Now yeah Was it wasn't going to be not having a.
Baby it was going to. Be, NO i don't play,
basketball and everybody comes, up oh do you play? Basketball oh?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
No so whatever question you had to ask the, most
you should just make up A t.

Speaker 13 (22:26):
Shirt.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
YEAH i love.

Speaker 7 (22:27):
THAT i think that's.

Speaker 11 (22:29):
Great, yeah that's.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Great we'll definitely share that with. Us we want to
see the picture when you get THE t shirt made.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
UP i will counting down To, Christmas we're almost. There
It's mike And diane on ninety five point one WAY.
V if you are doing last minute, shopping you may
be picking up some gift. Cards So i've got the
most popular gift card, Categories.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Mike, okay so what.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Do you think the number one when people buy gift,
cards which category are they?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Buying like company not.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Not specific, company an ITEM i guess you could shop,
for whether it's let's, SAY, SPA spa beauty.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Clothing, uh it's gonna BE i mean it should Be
amazon well to be whatever whatever category that falls.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Into they just they did this. Survey more specific clothing
is number, one Which i'm. SURPRISED i don't get many
clothing gifts gift, cards BUT i would.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Like, TO i. See, okay so not maybe not For,
christmas BUT i have bought my wife gift cards to
a clothing store before BECAUSE i KNOW i don't know
what she likes or. Wants, yes like and, YES i
do know what she likes or, wants BUT i, Mean
i'm not gonna go pick her clothes. OUT i don't
have any, style.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
And it's so difficult with.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
SIZES i could be a small in one thing and
an extra extra. Large that's the difference in so many. Brands,
yeah SO i don't like to buy clothes for. People
and PLUS i wouldn't want to insult somebody IF i
got a bigger.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Size, yeah, Bingo SO i, YEAH I i. DON'T i
don't get in in actually That i'll go sit there with,
you but you pick it out And i'll pay for,
it LIKE i have no problem with. That so, yeah
close makes a lot of.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Sense, next, uh that's closely filed by followed by, restaurants
and that completely makes. SENSE i love getting a restaurant gift. Card,
YES i got An Olive garden card last.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
YEAR i was so. Excited HOPE i get another one this.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
YEAR i love restaurant ones as. Well you just just you,
know make this is my little thing Where i'm, like ah,
damn just cover the whole, meal get.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
The menu and see how much. It, yeah unless you're
ordering the.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Lobsters, yeah like twenty five. Bucks you know that's. Great
that's like half an.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Entree next up is toys makes sense For christmas gift,
cards followed by department. Stores if you know that someone
shops at a certain department, STORES a lot and a
lot of stores have gift cards sales where you can
buy them at certain. TIMES i Know boskov's. TARGET i
took advantage of. That ten percent off gift cards followed

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by a bank issue car cards like A visa gift.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Card, yeah those are always, Great they are. Good my
only problem with those is like they charge you money
to get.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Them they, do so the person buying it has to
pay about six.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Bucks, yeah LIKE i. DON'T i don't love.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
That and you have to kind of keep track of
what you. Spent So i'll take a sharpie and right
on the back WHAT i have. LEFT i actually just
used the gift card the other. DAY i was AND
i knew it was going to not be, enough AND
i just, said wipe it.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Out that's a good, idea wipe. It and then that
is followed by coffee.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Shops you, know if people love to do their coffee,
run they go To, duncan they go To starbucks. Wherever
that's always a good gift gift card to give. Them
so hopefully that helps out last minute. Shopping gift cards always.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Work And Merry.

Speaker 13 (25:41):
Christmas mike And diane's second date update coming up in
five minutes on.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Ninety five point ONE.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
WayV Merry christmas from The mic And Diane, show and
we're Talking christmas. Confessions carl FROM eht has One good, Morning.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Carl, hey good.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Morning so what's Your christmas? Confession, well this one is
a little bit.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Embarrassing Good so the you know the The Chipmunk's christmas?

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Song oh we know. It, well, yes.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
It doesn't matter WHERE i am or lum, around but
when that song comes, on, uh it just it really gets.
Me it reminds me of When i'm WHEN i was a,
kid AND i just immediately start tearing.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Up, Oh, carl that's not.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Embarrassing it is embarrassing because it's a cartoon song from
you know, what the eighties or.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Something it does bring back good.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Memori, zoe my, sister AND i absolutely love that, song
and it was, just you, know such simpler times, obviously
SO i totally.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
UNDERSTAND i was devastated to find out that they weren't Actually.
Chipmunk wait a.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Second you know What's, carl what are you talking?

Speaker 6 (26:55):
About, well you're, right never, mind never, Mind, no they,
are of course they.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Are this is of course they're.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Real, please don't you got something between those? Ears don't
ruin my.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Life it's ALL i had.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Left use.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
It you're, right you're, right what AM i talking?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
About we'll have a Merry Christmas, Carl thank.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
You mike And diane's second date update on ninety five
point ONE. WayV margo From ventnor is looking for a
second date update with a guy Named.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Jeremy, Hi, margo how are you? Today good?

Speaker 14 (27:23):
Morning i'm.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Good how are?

Speaker 7 (27:24):
You?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Guys we're living the, dream just wondering about your date
and seeing if we can help you out.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Here so please tell us about your date With. Jeremy,
yeah we went.

Speaker 14 (27:34):
Out we had a great. Time we had dinner and,
Drinks we had good conversation AND i thought he was
cute and, nice and you, KNOW i thought that we
were off to a really good. Start AND i haven't
heard from, him SO i don't know what.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Happens did you tried texting them or calling and just? Nothing?

Speaker 14 (27:53):
YEAH i tried texting and there's no. Response and at
the end of the, date he had said you wanted
to go out, Again SO i JUST i don't know what.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Happened, YEAH i don't know why people say. That we
hear that a.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Lot, yeah let's get together, Again like why even bother
saying it if you don't want to do, It but because.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
It is the easy way out for whatever they did. Wrong,
oh it's easier to say that than to tell them
what they what was wrong and, Ah i'm not into.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
It, okay all, right well we have to find.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Out and you have to have the conversation then when
you can try and avoid, it and and the one
percent chance that we are involved right, now you have
to explain.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yourself, oh he's.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Going to have to explain himself if he picks. Up
so what we'll, Do, margo is put you on, Hold
we'll play a. Song we'll try to Get jeremy on
the phone and get some. Answers and that is coming
up next on ninety five point ONE. WayV ninety five
point ONE. WayV It's mike And diane with second date.
UPDATE a few minutes, Ago margo told us about her
first date With. Jeremy margo said they had dinner and.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Drinks everything went.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Well she expected to get a second date because he mentioned,
that but she hasn't heard anything back From. Jared So,
margo we're gonna go for it right. Now we're gonna
Call jeremy and see what's going.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
On, okay thank, you you're.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Welcome.

Speaker 14 (29:11):
Hello hi is This.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Jeremy, yeah good.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Morning It's mike And diane from ninety five point ONE WayV.
Radio we have a morning show on the, radio and
we just want to see if you have a few.
Minutes there's my co, Host, mike please say, Hi, hi
SO i, know but then all of a, Sudden, yeah
he's been sitting in the, corner but he's just all

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of a, sudden then he starts. Talking you're, like wait a,
minute there's a guy on the phone, too SO i
like to break the, ice as they, say, anyway.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Back to, You. Jeremy sorry about our.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Craziness we were wondering if you have a few minutes
Because margo called. Us she listens to our. Show she
told us that she went on a date with. You
she really enjoyed the, date expected a second. Date she
thought it was so, good and hasn't heard anything from,
you which you count would be. Frustrating so on her,
behalf we're trying to get some. Answers so if you
have a couple of, minutes why haven't you been getting

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back to?

Speaker 7 (30:06):
Her oh well this is, unexpected.

Speaker 13 (30:14):
Is?

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Yeah? Okay, honestly she looks nothing like her pictures in real,
life and, no, god, YEAH i feel kind of.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Misled how different does she?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
LOOK i mean we've heard this, before but and does
that if she's a nice.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Person, Well i'm not going to go down that.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
Road oh, no, no, no she's not only. NICE i, mean
let me let me. Clarify she's way hotter in person
and she is in.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Pictures, oh now that we never. Hear it's hotter than
her pictures are, interesting.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
Like too, hot like out of my league. Hot and, frankly,
Yeah i'm really. Intimidated AND i. DON'T i, DON'T i.
DON'T i don't THINK i can be with.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Her But, jeremy she said the date went, well he
loved the, date and she's calling. You, Yeah so, like
at what point do you? Go? LIKE i THINK i
tricked her into Thinking i'm, Cool like.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
He has that what is it called imposter syndrome or. Something,
yeah don't.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Get me, WRONG i know your vibe BECAUSE i feel
that with my. WIFE i do you have said that?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Before?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
YEAH i do feel like LIKE i got to keep
her drunk to like like maybe she'll. Realize, oops eleven years,
LATER i married the weird.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Guy but she took the effort to actually call us
at a radio station to find. Out that's how much
she likes. You, yeah and you think that you're out
of her? League so why don't we just go to
the source Because margo has been listening. In, Margo, uh
do you feel that you're out Of jeremy's? League we
know the answer are, here but go.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Ahead.

Speaker 14 (32:00):
Please, NO i don't think. SO i think we had
a great. Time i'm surprised to hear.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
This So, margo let me how DO i do this
without sounding how? Much how have you lost the? WEIGHT i,
Mean i'm assuming it's weight because with pictures maybe.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
NOT i mean it could be, makeup it could be,
hair it could be.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Anything, margot did you lose?

Speaker 10 (32:25):
WEIGHT i guess a.

Speaker 14 (32:29):
Little i've been working out, more but.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
We're talking. Weight so first of, all Congratulations. Margo that's.
Awesome that Is second of, all this is the world's greatest.
Compliment H jeremy's, like you're too hot for? Me, yeah And,
jeremy stop putting yourself down, Man LIKE i, KNOW i get,
It LIKE i had the confidence issue. Too it, all
but all it takes is One all it takes is one.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Girl and it sounds like that Is. Margo.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
YEAH i MEAN i felt LIKE i got away with
it on one date AND i probably she'd Realize i'm
not good for her on the second, date SO I i.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
No she did. Not he called, You she texted. You
she's calling a radio station and.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
DECIDE i, mean once you're on the.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Radio, Yeah, jeremy let her decide that you're not good for.
Her you need you decide that you're not good for.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Her more confidence is what.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
YOU i get it, Though, JEREMY i have been in
this situation. BEFORE i ended up marrying the, girl.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
So that.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Just go with.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
IT i, say go with.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
It are we convincing?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Him i'm going to ask the question If jeremy would
go out with you, Again, margo since you called, us
it would be on.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Us would you go out with?

Speaker 14 (33:49):
Him of course.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Definitely And jeremy come on, like this is the greatest compliment.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Ever, jeremy go out with.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Her, jeremy do it.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Again, PLEASE.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
I will go out with you.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Again, yeah thank.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
God, okay, Now, jeremy, Listen, jeremy. LISTEN i need you
to just don't be anything different than what you. Are be, Awkward.
Okay margo sounds like she likes the awkwardness of, you
and also she knows where the awkwardness is coming, from
so it's a compliment in a.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Way, yeah and she just likes him and that's all that.
Matters so don't overthink, It. Jeremy just have a great
time on the. Date two nice people having a nice.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Time, Okay, okay, yeah you, guys you're all. Great thank.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
YOU i LOVE i love, You, jeremy you got this.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Building is.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Confidence, yeah just let, it let it. Happen i'll come
To i'll, come we'll hang.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Out, well best you'll have a double date with you
and your mIRC all, right best of luck on your second.

Speaker 13 (34:53):
Date.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Ok thank, you.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Guys, jeremy call her, now please hang up and call her,
now right now.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
NOW i will restore a mistake THAT i made has
wreaked havoc in my. Home all that may be slightly over,
dramatized but pick up a. Boyfriend it's well not that much.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Drama, okay It's mike And diane on ninety five point
one WAY. V. NOW i don't know HOW i missed.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
THIS i must have been tired BECAUSE i always get
the same type of paper. Towels AND i know in
the scheme of, life paper towels isn't the most important,
thing but to us it, is SO i always get
selecticized bounty because my husband is a paper towel.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Snob he wants.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Bounty got.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
It but instead of the selecticize guess WHAT i?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Got?

Speaker 3 (35:38):
What full size?

Speaker 9 (35:39):
Sheets.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Couka SO i didn't realize.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
This we put the new roll out and my husband, says,
uh he tries to go rip like. Halfway he's, like,
uh wait a, minute these are full size. Sheets, yeah
like WHAT i have never done this. Before it JUST
i felt like there was a lot of confusion going.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
On NOW i can not reference SO i can relate
to that very vividly to buying something by, accident like right.
Now as you could probably. Tell in the last twenty,
Minutes i've been very busy BECAUSE i was buying flights
for a bachelor, party my last one.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Ever.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Oh for some, reason the WEBSITE i was ON i
said it The thursday To, sunday AND i booked My
thursday flight in it booked me A saturday flight oh
at seven. Am So i'm missing the whole.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Thing, BASICALLY i don't feel so bad about my paper.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Town, no your paper towers are. Cool your paper towels
are all, cool even though.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
We're like ripping them in half because we don't want to.
Waste we're not, cheap but it just feels like wasteful
that we don't even need a full paper. Towel but, anyway,
yeah your mistake definitely big. Er sorry, mate, yep. Yep
so what grocery store or other? Oops when it comes
to shopping did you make? Recently you can talk back
on the free iHeartRadio. App leave us a message by

(36:55):
tapping that red, microphone or give us a.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Call you're shopping.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Oops We're mike And diane on ninety five point one WAY.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
V i bought the wrong paper. Towels mike bought the wrong.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Flight we're making progress in the last three.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Minutes oh, good, okay good to. Here i'm not making
progress with my paper towels. Though let's check in With
erica From. Galloway, erica what was your shopping?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Oops oh my.

Speaker 9 (37:21):
Gosh so. Okay usually we Buy sharman toilet, paper but,
uh this, time my husband decided to go out and
get The finnish, cheapest, like you, know like sandpaper toilet.
PAPER i got.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
It that's that's. Frustrating are you sure he didn't pick
it up here at our? Office stop by and take
some rolls, GOSH i hope.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
NOT i understand it. Was that was thirty eight cents.
Cheaper come, on we're all.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Saving sometimes you got to spend a little.

Speaker 9 (37:51):
More oh come, yeah, SERIOUSLY i mean like prisoners would
probably have better toilet paper than.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Most you know what he's?

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Doing?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Right what what is he doing in so? Poorly you
do it next? Time?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Oh let her do the. Shopping oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Well you know, what not That i've ever done, it
but it is nice WHEN i don't go. Shopping, yeah but.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Maybe, You, erica you may have to take over because
this is not. Acceptable.

Speaker 9 (38:20):
NO i MEAN i just went out and bought myself
a pack of sharmon and he can use that other.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Stuff, YES i love your, Style.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Diane have you ever seen the Movie weekend At?

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Bernie's of, course many. TIMES i love.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
It it's ninety five point ONE. WayV and guess.

Speaker 13 (38:33):
What i've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news.
Story AND i eat all of you to stop what
you're doing and.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Listen, NO.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I think you know where this is. GOING i asked,
you did you like the Movie weekend At? Bernie's and
what was that movie?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
About that movie was about a boss that had unfortunately
passed away, yep and they wanted to stay in his
vacation house. Yep so they propped him up to make
him look like he was still alive and then kind
of brought.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Him around to all the places and, hey There's.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Bernie Two ohio women have been sentenced for taking an
eighty year old, man loading him in the. CAR i
think you know what WHEN i say eighty year old,
man loading him in the car and taking him to
the bank drive through to withdraw money from his. Account,
oh guess, what it. Worked it. Worked the teller let

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him withdraw nine hundred. Dollars, afterwards they drove, him dropped them,
off and didn't identify themselves when they dropped them, off
and they were quickly identified because there's cameras everywhere to.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Bank.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Yeah and by the, way your license plate right, there,
yeah right there on the.

Speaker 13 (39:49):
Thing.

Speaker 12 (39:49):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yeah it's probably not a place you want to try
to do something.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Wrong so sixty three year Old Karen casbom and fifty
six year Old Loreene bay for A if you ever
do something, Wrong i'm the one to say your, name
and like your name's going to be in the. News
i'm the one to say, it Because i'll never get
it right and nobody will ever.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Know it's, you and you just make it sound like you're,
yodeling and then it seems.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Okay that felt like a. Shot they both pleaded. Guilty,
uh and they are going to jail for a long. Time.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Good i'm glad long. TIME i mean that that's.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
SICK i, MEAN i know we joke about the movie,
haha but that's in real.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Life that is.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Sick in the, movie the guy was actually. Alive he
was pretending to be dead in the in the. Movie
in the, movie, no he. Wasn't we didn't prop up
a real dead, Body.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Diane he's, oh, OH i see what you're. Saying in the,
script he, Was, oh the actor was actually a live. Man,
yes you are.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
CORRECT i just had a heart. Attack you are. Correct
we have had two moments in the last two and
a half, Minutes, diane WERE I i felt LIKE i
haven't known.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
You he got so in.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
CHARACTER i wasn't. Sure, now, yes the actor was. ALIVE
i can confirm