MONDAY 4-8-24

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Wake Up, Wake Up. Ina world of dull, mediocre radio,
in a time of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,

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one show breaks all the rules todeliver entertaining, compelling and educated radio
and stand above all the rest.And this show isn't it? Hey,

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homie? What's happening? Man?How are you doing? I'm doing good.
Yeah. It took seven days,but I'm finally not sick. I
saw a cough, but I'm finallylike feeling okay. I couldn't believe it,
like it was even yesterday morning.I'm like, how am I still
sick? Yeah? Yeah, justlingers for a little bit. Yeah.
And it's all from a kid.It's all from my oldest is little guy,
and he's gobb be doing just fine. He's yeah, he's looking at

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you. He's like, what areyou sneezing for? Man, you're gonna
get me sick? Run around yesterday, eat popcorn. He's loving life,
not me. I'm sitting there.I was a big shout out to everyone
over at the Atlantic City half marathonyesterday. I was over there, man,
I still had like chills and stuff. Yeah, And I'm not gonna
say it but you always say they'remultiply. I know you're going to say
and so, And it's so funnybecause here's me, super unhealthy. I'm

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sick, I got a bum kneeright, and I'm just watching all these
healthy people just running across the finishline. Yeah, I would like.
I've done it a couple of timeswhere I'm playing music. Once I brought
a buddy with me and he's justsitting smoking. I mean, he's the
most unhealthy looking guy like at lastya, you know, look as unhealthy
as this guy like he was.I appreciate that, thank you. I
think he had a real real drugissue too. But he's smoking a cigarette,

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kind of blowing it where the road. So there was a runner,
you know. You know, itseemed like it was a real accomplishment for
her just to finish, right.But I'm not I'm not dogging anybody the
fact that you went out there anddid it. I don't care if you
walked it. You went out anddid something. She crosses the finish line
and her family's there, and Iguess it was a daughter or an aunt,

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I don't know who was a niece. She's she's hugging her and the
girl's vaping in her face and shejust crossed the finish line. That's the
key to running is vaping. Itmust be. And I'm watch and I'm
like, maybe this isn't the timeto be vaping right now? Has the
woman is just she's about to passout from not having enough oxygen, I
mean, honestly, and a vapingthing like I was a Wrestlelmannia of both
nights. It's huge, it's awful, and it doesn't even smell like a

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legit weed. And for some somereason, people think they can do it
everywhere, and I'm like, it'snot even the tobacco. It smells like
something like a like toast is burning. It smells like a chemical like yeah,
when you're when you leave your yourfrying pan on the burning out with
nothing, and it smells like it'smetal. It's gonna be one of those
things where you're gonna find in tenyears they're gonna do research on it,

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and it's just gonna beat you.Just be healthier smoking cigarette. You think,
yeah, you think, yeah,whatevermmical is in your mind, might
as well just smoke a car battery. Oh god, I smelled it everywhere.
It's every and yeah you go toconcerts. Uh those vight pens with
pot everywhere. Hey, if yougot one, give it to me.
Everybody. Uh, it is Monday. We're gonna dive into that. We're
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I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here'ssome news for use. An engine
covering fell off of a Boeing planeand hit a plane's wing flap as the
Houston bound Southwest Airlines flight took offfrom Denver International Airport yesterday. A question
was it supposed to come off?I don't know. Is it like a
snake that sheds its skin Like theSpace Shuttle, they will detach rockets.

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Southwest Airlines flight thirty six ninety fivesafely returned to the airport around eight to
fifteen in the morning. It wasa Boeing seven thirty seven. The plane
was headed to Houston's William P.Hobby Airport. Alleged ringleader Bruce hollywood Low
Junior, and seven others face accusationsof racketeering, organized crime, animal cruelty,

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and other charges following years long probeslaunched in December of twenty twenty one,
when state authorities first received complaints ofdog fighting at their compound in Cumberland
County. Now all the details arecoming out about this, it was a
lot of pitbulls. In court recordsand other documents made public, state authorities

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described a pphisticated network of dog breaders, trainers and spectators who ran a brutal
gambling operation rooted in animal cruelty.Pit Bulls were allegedly dragged on leashes by
vehicles, forced to fight each otherfor sport, and dumped in a pit
when they died. Okay, theeclipses today, glasses are are selling out.

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But they're saying be careful because peopleare selling fake eclipse glasses. You
know, growing up, you weresupposed to take a piece of cardboard watch
it there like a paper towel holder. They put a pinhole through a piece
of cardboard. You put a pinholethrough it, and that's how you'd watch
it. So doctors say you shouldreally use certified glasses, But the American

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Astronomical Society says one or more unidentifiedfactories in China are selling counterfeit eclipse classes.
So but how about we just don'tlook? Yeah? I mean,
isn't that a winner? If wejust don't look, it's gonna be hard
because if I'm driving or something thatI'm out it's happening, I'm gonna want
to look. How am I notgonna look at the eclipse? You know
we're gonna see up for another thousandyears. I kind of get it,

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but I mean, don't you thinkit's stupid? Whole thing is stupid.
The whole thing's dumb, right,Well, I mean I'm not the only
one thinking this. It's so dumb, and people are getting so excited about
it. What do you think doyou think it's gonna be like Independence Day
when they just start blowing up buildings? Like I'm not excited about it,
but like there's real school protocols on. You know, you can't have I
guess you can't have kids out there? How do you go told kids article

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is really cool thing. It's gonnahappen above. You don't look. First
of all, we're working. Look, we're barely getting in here, like
it's not gonna be. This areais not getting a great view of it.
But I read an article today aboutwhat to do with your pets.
Oh, because they can't look atit. No, man, their eyes
exploded. Jesus, Uh, that'snews. What about sports? It's brought

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Cody Roads on winning big at WrestleMania, which was in Philly over the weekend.
Woo. That's right, about athousand times. I heard it all

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throughout the city. He wasn't there, and it was one. It was
uh, I don't know. Therewas so many chants going on. You
got a lot of what what?Oh? Yeah, what but that's that's
stone cold. It was you smellwhat the rock is cooking? I heard
that. You do a lot ofthat. A lot of people will yell
out time to play the game.That's for triple h or or spit the

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water something else. Every time theguy hit somebody, oh yay, oh
yeah, I had yeah. Iheard yeah a lot. Yeah. Now
is that yeah? I don't know. I don't know your yeah. I
think you lost me on that one. I was there. Well. It
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tonight no forty seven tomorrow four yearTuesday clouds sun high to seventy one forty
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ZXL Morning Show, Wrestle Manny overthe weekend. Man two thumbs up.
I was surprised my kids held onto enjoy it because it actually did.

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It's a spectacle, Yeah, that'swhat It was so much going on,
and I gotta say, I mean, how great for Philly. You know,
I don't, I like, Idon't. I don't throw a lot
of positives when it comes to Philly'sway, But I mean just the entire
week, you know, it washuge for business. And then all these
different offshoots. There were conventions andI was watching, like there was places
in like South Philly that put upwrestling rings. They were doing their own

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wrestling and man, man, OldCity embraced. There was a lot going
on. If you're really into it, man, you could enjoy it.
Probably three four hundred thousand people madetheir way through the city for this.
It's a big, big deal.Yeah, it's got trapped both nights.
Man couldn't leave. No, Idon't know, I don't know if I'd
ever do it again. I'm definitelynot gonna fly out to do it.
It was here. The tickets arefree. I went Saturday night and the

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kids there was no like I knowa lot of people that mean you know
where. They were like, likeI wish I could go. There was
not one ounce of me that wishedI could. My little guy doesn't care
about wrestling anymore, and I'm nota huge wrestling fan, so it was
like, yeah. My wife evensaid she goes, do you. She
goes if you want to take thelittle guy and spend the money, you

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can, And I was like,eh no, I wasn't going to pay
for him. Tickets are free.I was like it was cold. Yeah.
I was like, I was like, I could. I just I
didn't even watch it. I fastforward through some of it on Saturday.
Yeah, like even Saturday night.Man. So I go with the wife
and the two kids on Saturday night, and they're not really into wrestling.
We will watch it occasionally because there'ssomething to put on. So they got
into what they really enjoyed it.One guy passed out. He was gone

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like two hours and he's falling offthe chair. My other one really loved
it. Here's the problems. Theysaved that rock for the very end.
If the Rock wasn't fighting at theend, I could have gotten out about
ten ten thirty and there was alot. I did the traffic and got
home at a decent time. Saturdaynight, there was a lot of waste
in the middle. Yes, Sundaywas a much better night and day a
huge fight between Raa Ripley and theIrish Girl and I love that Irish Girl.

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That was great. It was awesomeand a lot of nonsense in the
middle. You had Lane Johnson andJason Kelsey pop out, which was neat.
But yeah, there was good bookends, but everything in the middle
was kind of a Yeah. Theydid the he had the Mummers come out
yesterday. I thought that was kindof a dud. There was something you
know what you get lost. Iheard that Pat mcavee, he does the
play by play and he was rippingthe Mummers pretty hard. Yeah, the

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Mummers. The Mummerson was like,what is this nonsense about? And like,
my kid too, like he's neverbeen to a real live event.
Now my kid is a SmackDown.But he was shocked because you can't hear
the commentary going on. And Itold you that that that's one of the
drawbacks when you see wrestling live isit's not like when you watch it on
TV. You're just hearing the thering, You're just hearing that the the

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hits and the and the what's mikedup in house. You don't hear the
broadcasters at all. You don't hearwhat the wrestlers are yelling at each other.
I'll be honest to me. Yeah, while the wrestling match is going
on, like I don't know,it was kind of quiet, like you
could almost you could hear them smashedto a table. And I was like
one thirty eight, so I wasup a little. The pops are when
when they come out, that's it, man. Yeah, the presentation when

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it come out. And last nightwas cool because there was some multi school
wrestlers came out that Like I waslike, okay, now I'm watching a
reaction on these you know these thesepeople's faces. I don't really spoil it
for anybody, but the Undertaker helpedCody Rhodes win. I saw that.
Yeah, yeah, when that bellhit. Two things. First of all,
they are totally gouging with with prices. Oh yeah, okay, so
I haven't been to a sporting event. I guess to buy food with nineteen

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dollars a beer, dude, Okay. They had a value pack. It
was Chicky's and Peace Crab fries anda Miller light. How much you think
that combo was twenty four dollars.Thirty four dollars. Oh dude, they're
not even hiding it. They're like, you're here, I'm going to assault
you because there's nothing else she coulddo. Hot dogs, two hot dogs
in the middle of light, thirtytwo dollars. We had like a seasonal

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like you know, one of thoseseasonal packages for the Phillies last year,
and it got out of control becauseI used to have to tell my family,
like we would go up like tenfifteen deep, and I said,
you guys can't eat when you getinto the stadium, right right. Like
my mother in law loves a placecalled Federal Donuts and they have a spot
up there. It's it's like friedchicken and donuts. It's lost twenty dollars

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donut. There was one game theline was so long that we got there
in the second inning. My motherin law took my father in law to
wait in line. He didn't getback to the eighth inning. Now you
know, my wife, she likesto kind of eat healthy, but we're
out there and the kids want toeat, so she goes and she gets
chicken fingers and fries easily twenty somedollars. I know what, I don't
even know. I stayed with thelittle guy. Yeah, she went and

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bought it, came back with that. I was like, it's probably you
gotta eat before way over one hundreddollars. I get. There is a
warning on the chicken tenders that theycontain like it's a red label. They
contain more sodium than you should takein in a daily dose, Like they
put it right there on the thing. I was like, yeah, why
do you think they taste so good? I know, right, that's it.

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Oh you think those hot dogs adollar dog night are good for you?
Then I got people yelling, andI was like, you're grown men.
You know this isn't real, right, because they're yelling at the ref
like, come on, ref.You don't see the brass knuckles of Like
yeah, bro, this is thisis all. You didn't see mister Fuji
throw the salt in his eyes.Yeah, they're yelling like they can't believe
the ref is allowing these shenetic It'salmost like, you know what part of

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the whole damn production man? Youknow what it's It's like, let these
people, guys, let's be honestand let these guys just pretend for the
weekend. Yeah, it's like whenyou're an adult. You know. Yes,
Santa Claus came last night, leftthese gifts, you know. You
know, let's just pretend that theUndertaker is really dead. But he's not.
He's a guy who has a ranchin Texas. He's not dead,
my fat friend woo. Every second, I'm like, man, you guys

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are really really into this. Imean, that's the great Rick Flair right
there. A lot of fun.Yeah it is. Look, it is
a little creepy when you go withoutkids, but you know it, look
enjoy it. It brought a lotof money to this area. I wore
a T shirt that has I said, I actually do have kids at home.
I'm not here to grab any Yeah, because last night you went with

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actually losers. Oh yeah yeah,well you know what it is. We
wouldn't get We had a great dayyesterday, man, good man craps and
everything else. Nice. Yeah,a little different than my day. I
was doing the MC work for theAC Marathon. That sound sounds no one
no one did a Rick Flair woo, not one, not one wo wow.
That's uh, look, we getback. We'll knock out some rock

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news. There's some rock news foryou, sad news. Yesterday, the
founding member of Firehouse, CJ.Snare, die. Firehouse the group I

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was thinking of Life Out. No, no, this Firehouse. I guess
they were an eighties hairband. Right. He was sixty four years old.
I guess he had a lengthy cancerbattle. I wasn't laughing at the cancer
part. I'm just laughing at Firehouse. Well, I guess the quote is
it's with great sar, we areletting the world know we've lost our brother.
C J. Snare, the rockand roll warrior, lead vocalist and

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founding member of Firehouse. That camefrom the band's Facebook page. Okay,
here's the Okay, so they theyhad the re top twenty hits in Okay,
in the ninth Oh wait, I'mgetting a phone call. My ringtone
is life House. Oh wait,no, Firehouse, Lifetime. It's called

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I do know this Love of Lifetime? Waiting for it? Here it is.
Yeah, I've never heard the songever in my life. Rand of
the Hook It's coming. Are youplaying that off your phone? Yeah?
Okay, wow, I thought iHearttold us not to do that. Come

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on, you know it Okay,okay, I do yeah, yeah,
yeah, I've slowed dancer. Ionly know it because of that that CD
in the late nineties. It wouldbe like eighties rock ballads and you could
order it at like two am.Yep. They also had don't tread me
bad, or treat me bad ortread me it doesn't matter. And when

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I look into your eyes that's anotherone. I think, when I look
into your eyes, I would knowtoo well, that's not my ringtones Well,
that guy, that guy c J. He's dead Gene Simmons. A
lot of people were kind of shocked. Last week. Kiss sold everything,
the rights to their music, theirlikeness, the copyright, everything for three
hundred million dollars to a company outof Sweden. Now he's been interviewed and

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people said, hey, man,that sounds like a number. Sounds pretty
small. He said that we brokebread with Pophouse that's the company the bottom,
and talked about our families and wegot to be friends. He said,
they're doing things with these avatars andwe liked it. He said,
it's not about the money, it'sabout enjoying life. He said, I'm

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blessed. So now I'm hearing behindthe scenes that Kiss is part of this
venture. So like this company,they have an Abba production like the band
Abba. They do an avatar whichis like holograms. They do like an

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Abba Hologram show. Kiss has somestake in the actual company over in Europe
and it makes like a million bucksa week. So I think Kiss has
some back end action on this.James smart for that. Yeah, crazy,
three hundred million doesn't sound like abig number for Kiss. Uh so
yeah, so even Jean's coming offsaying it's not about the money. With
Jane, it's always about the money. I know you're interested in this.

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You're a big fan of Queen's RichOkay, right, you love Queen's Right,
Yes, I don't Locid yet.Man, Really, that's the only
song I ever had. Their frontman Jeff Tate former front man Jeff Kate
is the band still around. He'she's writing a book on Queen's Reich on

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himself. I don't know. Hey, if you're a Queen's Rick fan,
you're gonna get excited. Jeff Tate'swriting a book how to write One Hit,
he goes. He was asked aboutwriting the book and why he's taken
so long. He said, it'spretty involved. I'm a journaler, so
I keep pretty good notes. I'vebeen doing that all my career, so
I've got extensive recollections of events,which is kind of a blessing and a
curse. He said. It's ablessing that I have all the information,

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but it's a curse that I havethat information. So I don't know.
Is there gonna be a lot ofdrama. I think he was fired from
the band. I don't know,man, I don't hear anything about Queen's
Reich other than that one song.Let's be honest, man, I didn't
hear anything about Queen's Reich when Queen'sWhite was Queen's Rich. Here was one
song. Yeah, maybe that's ana journal Hey, we wrote this one
song, it got on the radio. Having a hard time writing a second

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and the third. I'm gonna askyou a question. I think Firehouse is
a bigger band than Queen's right,one hundred percent. Yeah, if I
had it for your birthday party,yeah, yes, I'm booking Firehouse over
Queens. I can say at leastFirehouse had love of a lifetime, And
when I look into your eyes,Queen's Reich only had sidl lucidity now and
I'm slow dancing the firehouse, notQueen's Break, that's true. You know

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you're right on that one. Soyou're not gonna buy Jeff Tates book.
There you goes some rock news foryou. The Boys and Girls Club of
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message. All right. So wetalked to WrestleMania about WrestleMania just a little
bit ago. You went with yourbuddies last night. Do they do they
dress up like any of the wrestlers. We're not. No, man.
Here's the thing. Like you wantwith your kids on Saturday. Okay,

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that's fine. Your kid wants towear a kid can do that. But
you went with adults yesterday. Yeah, two guys are pretty normal, you
know, wives, family, jobs, success, all that. One of
them is kind of a disaster.Now, no dressing up. I did
see it, man, I sawsome guys, grown men dressed up.
It looked uncomfortable. Yeah, andthey're not even dressed like I don't know.
One guy looked like Randy macho mansavage. I guess if you want

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to, if you want to sitaround and be in that contraption the whole
time. I saw a lot offake belts with these guys. I don't
know, man, am I gonnawalk around a five hundred dollars belt?
The thing looked like a weighed thirtypounds. No, man, not way
into it. But they know thatthey didn't win that. I didn't see
a lot of You didn't see women, Yeah, no, no, you're
right, you get a lot ofwomen. I didn't see a lot of
women because there weren't a lot ofwomen there. Yeah, like my wife,

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you know, my wife and thekids. It was a family knight
for us, and I know afew families went out and I dig that.
And my kids aren't wait in thewrestling. They really enjoyed it,
you know, they really really gotinto it to the point where you know,
I made this mistake too. Itook I took a buddy of mine,
the same fat friend it took lastnight. So I took him to
the playoff game with the Phillies,and I missed down on an opportunity I

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could have taken my son, whichI should have done, which if you
remember, we go back in atime machine. I told you to do
that. I could have done that. He would have seen it. It
was it was electric, it wasfun. I've taken them to Philly games
before, and you know, it'sit. This is playoffs, so it's
different. There's more energy there.It's not a boring game in July.
Yeah. So we go on Saturdayand he even asked, he said,

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he said, are you going backto mar I said yeah. He's like,
can I come? And I'm like, god, damn, man,
I got all loser friend and say, I forgot you. You know I
lost your ticket. I know,man, But here's what I turned yesterday
into again, I'll never buy ticketswrestle man. He has somebody, a
nice person hooked this up. Itwas nice. You know, I'm not
gonna purchase the tickets. Yesterday turnedinto I'm leaving the house at three thirty

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with my buddies. We go overto Philly Live. I'm gambling. Plane
crash. Did any of the wrestlerswere they gambling? Eh? They gambled
in the ring. Scott, No, I didn't see anybody out of that
Sea, Jimmy Superfly snook at throwingcrabs. Yeah, he's I think he's
dead. He is dead, restand piece, well, don't rest in
peace. He killed a woman.Yeah yeah, but uh so, no
wrestlers at the casino. He didn'tsee anybody out, man, But again

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I made it into like one hundredpercent it was a guy. Even my
wife is like, why are youleaving so early? I'm like, uh,
We're gonna go hang out, youknow, do a little thing with
the guy thing. But yeah,man, I ended up goaing. I
was more excited about Gamba this night. It must have been pretty cool if
you lived around South Philly all week, because all these guys were living in
the parking lot. They all havetour buses, like Cody's the guy whin

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the win the championship last night.Yeah, his tour bus caught on fire.
I don't know about him, man, he doesn't he looks like he
He looks like every bad guy inevery eighties movie. Like, I don't
know, he doesn't have a realwrestling look to him, but everybody seemed
like him. I tell what.I was shocked at, man. When
the Rock came out first night,Uh, the crowd was kind of a
dun Well, he's a bad guy. Yeah, I get it. He's
not getting he's not getting rock Man, he's not getting the baby face pop.

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And he's been around for a while. He's been around for a couple
of months now, so it's notnew. But uh, yeah, Cody,
everyone loves now. He. Idon't know if you know this.
He's the son of Dusty Rhads.Yes, okay, so my dad is
the American dream and Cody's the Americannightmare. Yes, yesterday. I'm sitting
there and I'm texting my friend Icould I could have sat next to you
and gave me the education. That'ssee, I don't know anything. I'm
asking my buddy. Here's what I'mdoing. I'm gambling with another buddy on

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who's gonna win. Now, healready knows the storyline. She's like,
Na, Na, this is Cody'stime. I'm like, I'll take the
other guy. I should have known. No, this is Cody's time.
He was gonna win that Jake Paul. He ended up winning. So I
didn't really know anything about it.But I'm sitting in the stands and a
friend of mine had got me totickets you know, she works in the
production area. So I was like, I was like, listen, I
know there's something that's gonna pop.What is it. She's like, well,

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yeah, there's there's there's there's surpriseguests that are ready to come out.
Bob, you're gonna be a bigdeal. Now. It was a
John Cena you know, you can'tsee me guy, which I guess everybody
loved him too. He look alittle old though, man, to be
honest with you. And I meanhe's got he's got a bald spot.
Yeah, that's the big goof whenhe wrestles. He's got the big because
in movies they can hide it.But when he's in that ring, you
can't hide the bald spot. Johnand the Undertaker, he pops up.

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You know. Uh, he hasn'tbeen. I think it's been a couple
of years since he's been in aWrestleMania. I don't know that was And
again, it's it's the storyline andit's you know, you hear the ringing
and the bell. Now. Idon't know, man, everyone of these
guys, I don't know, it'spretty much finished in their pants. I
mean they love the whole thing,but going nuts over the bell, Like,
you gotta give a lot of creditto that. The guy who Cody

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beat Roman reigns. Guy is leukemiareally yeah, wow, like that's something.
It's in remission. But ill thatguy looks like that does what he
does and he has leukemia. Yeah. No, Vince McMahon last night,
he's not gonna be around for awhile. And his daughter came out.
Uh, stephan People still love Stephanie. They love her husband, Triple H.

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He came out. Now he's nowknown as Paul Triple H Levec that's
his real name because he's now theCOO of the company. Yeah's and they
pretty much made it. No,hey, listen to a new air of
wrestling, everybody. We're gonna putall that behind us and keep this this
money machine we got moving forward.And then it is, man, it
is a money machine. We're notgonna you know what, They were gonna

(25:37):
talk a lot about Vince at all. Yeah, Like it was weird because
even in the Hall of Fame inductionson Friday, they didn't bring up Vince.
And like a lot of these guys, you're the reason, you know,
Vince is the reason you're there.Man, you kind of got to
I don't know. It's hard,but you gotta separate the two like great,
great promoter, great thing he didwith wrestling, just bad dude,

(25:59):
which, by the way, ifyou get a chance, I think that
the highlight of the weekend was Fridaynight. You can YouTube it. Paul
Hayman's Hall of Fame induction. Nowhe's got Philadelphia ties because that's where ECW
was. It is fantastic. It'slong, but it is awesome. If
you YouTube Paul Hayman's Hall of Fameinduction speech. I got a pair of

(26:21):
tickets Iron Maiden. You want togo see Iron Maiden. It's the future
past world tour. It's gonna beall the way, uh November November first,
that's far into the future, Scottishsince the tour the Wells Fargo Center.
If you want to see Iron Maiden, Iron Maiden, Iron May twenty

(26:41):
twenty nine, so far in thefuture. If you want to see it,
dial up right now. Sig zeronine six seven seven one hundred seven
six zero nine six seven seven onehundred seven. We get back. I
got some headlines. Don't get better. It is a conspiracy corner one und

(27:03):
point seven z XL South Jersey's rockstation z XL Morning show. Uh.
Earlier, we were talking about WrestleManiaand we have Gary G. Garcia in
the studio. Dude, Gary G. He would make a perfect wrestling manager.
Yeah yeah, you know about thatlittle shadiness to him. Yeah.
Yeah. And he's a talker too, dude, like the sister back in

(27:25):
the day that could be. Hewas awesome. Man. Yeah. I
never got into wrestling ever. I'mlike, my son used to be into
it. I brought him to acouple of Madison Square Garden things, but
I can never get into it.It's I'm like, I'm on the sidelines
in underwear running around. My brotherwas way into it back in the day.

(27:47):
But you're talking about like Don Morocco, Jimmy Superfly, Snook of days.
Like, yeah, I realized lastnight. It's it's it's it's the
storyline that they write. That's whatthe most exciting part was, Hey,
who's going to come in and helpsomebody else? Wrestling was just I don't
know how many times do you watcha guy just take a table to that?
I Mean. The problem is theyhad Mitchell wrestling in the Sports Bar
two weeks ago, and the barain't big ring Yeah, and the sports

(28:12):
ringing, the fun yeah, youhalf the size. They just get tossed
around. Yeah, it's crazy.Yeah, I definitely can't get into that
stuff. I don't. I can'teven understand how you said all those numbers
of people went out there. Imean, listen to but you know,
and it's funny because as you guysand listening to you guys read off all

(28:32):
that stuff, and it's like youwent through about seven different conspiracies already.
The chicken wings they're trying to killyou were talking about your fingers, the
gougings. How everything's so expensive.By the way, man, here's a
little public service announcement dollar general.Yeah everywhere, right, you can't,
you can't. You can't get nowherewithout seeing them, like thirty three or

(28:53):
four blocks. Man. Well,next time you go, man, make
sure you check your receipt. Man. These dogs robbing, the robbing,
y'all. There's a big thing outthere that they're robbing y'all. Up.
Charging everything is not the price thatit says. When you go, you
know, you see it on sale, you bring it up, they charge
you thirty cents more, twenty centsmore, little things, man, Yeah,
the off space up half a centbecause no one would notice. Yeah,

(29:15):
they're trying to put together like alarge lawsuit against them, so save
it receives people. You know,I've heard the conspiracy against Dollar General.
And I'm a big Dollar General fan. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
I was there all week and theyjust moved. You can't help it.
They got ten dollars rugs, twoof those ten dollar rugs. On my
death. I just want to Ican't help, but they get you.

(29:38):
Here's the thing. Get that theycharged me ten to fifty. So here's
what I've heard. Here's the conspiracyI've heard with the Dollar General. Is
they the joke is like you know, like Spirit of Halloween. Any place
that they can open up, theywill open up, so like you'll have
one half a mile away from anothereverywhere, man, but they open up
and primarily like poor areas. WhatI'm saying, And then what ends up

(29:59):
happening is you think you're buying abox of cereal that you could get at
a supermarket, but it's actually smallerand you're paying the same price. Yeah,
although it's telling you you're paying less. Yes, then you get up
and its the same price. Butonly smaller by a shade, like like,
it's not much smaller, but it'sstill smaller. What about the price
of potato chips Now they're almost likefive dollars for a bag of air.

(30:22):
We're Walmart family, and they werein eighty nine cents a while ago,
and I think now they're up toa buck twenty nine for regular chips at
Walmart. Gary Food is killing usand they're pumping it. Yeah, well,
I the thing. The thing is, dude, you know what.
You know what I do. Ipray over my food and I eat it.
That's what I do. You knowwhat I'm saying, because it's never

(30:42):
really been good for you. Andthe stuff that's not good for you is
the stuff that tastes the best.I mean, look, you can't all
your results look how good I look? Yeah, you look fantastic, and
I eat like crap man, youknow. Yeah. So I didn't get
to do a lot of a lotof research this week, although because I
was moving, but I got caughtup yesterday and the day before. Man,

(31:03):
and this this didn't think is gonnago bigger than you think. Everyone
just it's gonna get bigger. Iwas just looking at this thing with kim
Porter, his ex, the onehe has all the kids with. Dude,
he murdered up, he married up. Everyone's saying it man allegedly allegedly,
I will say allegedly. I mean, and listen, did he say

(31:26):
she got poisoned? I'll be surecame out and said, sure, you
know, I'll be sure. Isone of the founders of his record of
the record, bad Boy Records.He was he was friends with kim Porter
and I think they actually dated atone point. You just put me back

(31:47):
to like a sixth gret Dance cameout and started saying she was poisoned,
along with Russell Simmons wife, theAsian chick. Yeahs under the big time.
Oh yeah, she also came outthat she was poisoned, you know.
And and I'll be Sure was comingout talking hard about it. And
then he got sick and almost diedand they couldn't figure out what was wrong

(32:10):
with him. They said everything,and it was just breaking down at once.
The doctors couldn't figure it out whybecause he was poisoned, you know
what, Like how far mentioned,But that's what happens when you wear the
same outfit as a dude and yougo out and matching outfits with p Did

(32:31):
you just get the Beyonce? Yeah, j zs next. Beyonce is in
it too. Man. They're sayingallegedly that jay Z keeps strung out on
drugs, that she's she's mad,like that she's mad? Man? Yeah,
but is it? But is it? Because I'm not gonna lie it
is it? Is? It ismessing up? No, no, no,

(32:52):
it's exciting. My problem ain't that, you know they're evil, there's
evil people out there. My problemis they're messing up music for me.
They're messing up movie for me.I can't watch Tom Hanks movie anymore.
He was one of my favorite actors. I can't Biggie. I can't even
listen to Biggie because I hear takethat, Take that, and I'm cringing
in my got got up? Isthis why Puffy took out Biggie? Yes,

(33:14):
I would say, I would say, I would say yes. And
let me tell you. Everyone's talkingabout P Diddy though, but remember there
was the time everybody was out theresame P Diddy, other parties to go
to P Diddy party. Know,so many people are gonna go down,
But like I said, it's it'slike the more I look into it,
it's it's like you're talking murder ina lot of these cases. Man down

(33:36):
with Puffy and oh yeah, nodoubt, no doubt, that's what he
was. He had cameras every singlewhere. You know, he's you know,
allegedly, but they do have picturesto prove it. Extremely abusive,
beating the crap out of these chicks. Man, and no one's saying nothing.
Hip hop Snoop Dogg, Last Night, WrestleMania, Snoop Dogg, it's

(33:57):
always yeah, I love, Ilove, But he was another party.
He used to go to the Diddyparties too. It's like I said,
they're ruining music and they're ruining allkinds of entertainment because it is very hard
to separate the artist from crime.It's very hard. You know, probably
killed the guy away with murder,right, Well, no, he did,

(34:21):
Like murder is the case. Nowwe look at Snoop Dogg has a
better person than Diddy. Oh yeah, but he also got some murder going
on too. They saying behind thepark thing, and everyone was like,
you're crazy. But when you startto look at it, even in his
movie. I just watched the Biggiemovie a couple of like last weeks,

(34:43):
right, yeah, we saw ittogether the movie. Even in that movie
No Kids just to till you creepyfastest Yo. But here's the thing,
even when you watch that movie knowingnow that you know this talk about him
being involved, Yeah, he lookslike in the movie that he produced,
he looks like he's guilty. Becauseevery time in the movie when Biggie wants

(35:07):
to call up and and connect withPark because they were boys, He's like,
I gotta call him. Puffy's alwayslike, don't call them, let
it die down, don't go overthere. He looks guilty even in his
own movie. He can't even makehimself look Thirty years later they find out
that did he had something to dowith it? Yeah, man, it's
gonna be Kim had nothing to dowith That's little kid has been gone a

(35:29):
long time ago. Have you seendude. Dude, that's why she did
what she did to her face.I think she's under witness protection. She's
just too dumb to realize. Hecan't keep going by the same name and
doing the same music. I'm interested. Even if you're not in the hip
hop you think this is pretty coolman, Dude, it's insane and I'm
telling you so many well, likejay z is supposedly like even worse,

(35:52):
What am I gonna play? Whycan't play nineties hip hop? Ruining music
for Will Smith? And now WillSmith is done? Man, I can't
watch his movies either, not evenlike I was a big fan of his,
but but I can't watch his movieBroke You. He's simple playing R

(36:13):
Kelly's ignition. Now I gonna feelbad about playing puff Daddy still. Kelly
was another one that was easy forme to not care about. I was
never a fan R. Kelly.Gary get scary and scary to tell people
where they could hide me. Nowadays, Manu, I currently moved to it
this undisclosed location. Man, you'rea broken man. Man all week I
am. I'm literally a broken man. Yeah. You could catch me at

(36:36):
ac jokes dot Com. I'm stillthere. It's the same name, not
the same game. We got greatcomedians coming up. We got Sharon Small
coming up for our grand opening.Very funny dude at Clarridge. You could
also catch me every Monday night inNew York City doing the Not Quite Tuesday
midnight show over at the Grizzly Pairand of course check out my podcast Rady
g with Garbage. You gotta seeingBronte Locata anywhere you get your podcast everything.

(37:00):
Oh yeah, we're actually getting paidby YouTube now. Man, we
became a nice Yeah, it's notgonna last long. I think they did
that. I think that's a conspiracy. They did it to try to quiet
me. That's it, you knowwhat I'm saying. They're saying, if
we start giving him some money,maybe he'll start, you know, falling
in line. And it's not gonnahappen. So that's why I'm not really
getting so pumped about it. I'mgonna lose that real quick. Well,
Gary, Gee, we love you, buddy, I love you guys.

(37:21):
Man, all right, look weget back. Knock out some trash.
Oh why love trash? Anything thirtyanything, racket rock or roughing, Yes,

(37:43):
long crash, there's some trash foryou. Borat is divorced, or
at least getting divorced. He's marriedto remember the wacky redheaded girl from Wedding
Crashers. Yeah that was great.Then it's Vaughn hooked up with. That
was his wife? Uh? Yes? Uh is le Fisher is her name?

(38:07):
Uh? And Borat Sasha Barrik Cohenwere married for fourteen years and they
announced they're getting divorced. That comeson the heels of him getting sued too
by the the Bigger broad the comedianwho now is skinny. I forget her
name. She's English, Kelly Florian, No, she's English, She's Australian

(38:29):
something like that. She was inthat movie where they sang in college,
so whatever. She was in amovie with him, and she's claiming that
he made her, like, youknow, feel assaulted or or harassed.
That's what his movies are. Ithink she even said like he wanted a
scene where like she stuck her fingerup his butt. Yeah sounds about right.

(38:52):
Yeah, so you what I think. But he he like he'll put
he'll play it off being like itwas I was in character, like I
was Bord or was I was Bruno, like I was being that character.
Yeah, try and do that athome. No, no, no,
it's like the show Honey, MileyCyrus. You know who she is,
right me? Yeah? Yeah,right, she had that remember the song

(39:13):
she had? Yeah, I cansell flowers. Miley Cyrus. I like
Miley heter She She was married toLiam Hemsworth that's Thor's little brother. Yeah,
and the song I Can Buy YourFlowers about him, and apparently a
affair he had with one Jennifer Lawrence. I love Jennifer Lawrence. Man,

(39:36):
that's my new Hollywood crow. Soapparently while him and Miley were married,
he was in the Hunt of theHunger Game movies with Jennifer and they may
have hooked up, uh for somereason. Noah, that's Miley's little sister.
Liam must have put a picture upof him looking all hot. They
call it a thirst trap picture.Right, he's al he's looking good.

(39:57):
Baby shirted off on the beach.I said noose to my wife. Uh,
she liked it. That's Miley Cyrus'slittle sister. But apparently it has
not made the Cyrus family happy thatMiley's little sister liked the picture because he's
the enemy. Because she can nowbuy herself Flowerscha, she's got a good
song out of it. So theredid she got a banger out of it?

(40:19):
Uh? This this gypsy Rose Blanchardjust doesn't go away. So her
estranged husband, Ryan Anderson, youknow, she married him right after getting
out of jail after she killed hermom. She's speaking out after the couple
called it quits, she reportedly splitfrom Ryan due to him guilt tripping her
over her spending time with her familyinstead of him. He would He took
social media and said that is absolutelynot true. We talked about it earlier.

(40:45):
Jason Kelsey ended up at WrestleMania.He was wrestling. I guess it
doesn't matter if you're the Eagles nowbecause he's retired. But if you're Lane
Johnson, they gotta be looking atthat and going, dude, don't don't
break something. What about that haveabout you? I mean, what are
you dislocated your shoulder like on oneof those posts, man, and you're
out Like those are big boys,so when you fall it hurts. A

(41:07):
Real Housewife of New Jersey star Melissahow Melissa Hoy hooray. Sure she's a
Real Housewives star of New Jersey.We had an earthquake on Friday here in
the state of New Jersey. Shemust have thought it was a ghost and

(41:28):
she called nine to one one thatthere was a ghost in her house.
But it was the earthquake. Yeah. I didn't feel it, man,
I didn't feel like Yeah, Ididn't feel me. Uh. The rock
he was interviewed before WrestleMania on Fridayon Fox News, and he said he
made a mistake four years ago bysaying who we would vote for. And
he said that he's not gonna he'snot gonna tell people who, you know,

(41:51):
who he's gonna vote for anymore.He's gonna keep politics to himself.
That's coming from Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah, because it's it's one of
those things. It's like, youknow what, you know, every Republicans
watch my movies, and so doDemocrats. Michael Jordan said, I don't
endorse anybody because Republicans buy sneakers too, and he was so right. Well,
the question with Jordan was why doesn'tJordan support more black causes and his

(42:17):
answer was, and it's true,he goes white kids buy my shoes too,
true, right and that and it'strue man, and it is you
don't want to alienate a customer base. Let's see here, Don Lemon,
congrats your favorite guy on CNN.This guy walked out of his wedding with
dogs. He married his longtime boyfriendover the weekend and walked out of the

(42:38):
I don't know what church allows dogsin the church. So congrats to Don
Lemon, dude, I think hewalked away with like forty million. How
CNN has any money? He walkedaway with like forty million dollars? Like
if me and you got fired today, we walk away with nothing, Like
I don't even know I have.I don't know, like a coffee mug.

(42:58):
I don't even know if they letme take that. Like if Jeff
put fifty dollars in my pocket,I'd be happy, right and and so.
But Don Lemon somehow walks away withthirty million, forty million bucks after
he gets fired. Oh way,just go away there you go. Some
trash for you. One hundred pointseven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station in
our ZXL workforce employee of the dayfor Iron Maiden tickets. Good morning,

(43:22):
Hi, Hey, how are you? I'm great? How are you doing?
You were coming at us with afake voice there when you said,
hey, oh no, that's justmy awful voice. Why would in the
morning, why would he say thatabout your voice? That's just mean,
That is mean, But that's okay. Uh. Do you like Iron Maiden?
I do? My husband and Ilove them really right, like to

(43:45):
any of the Mummy and everything.Yeah, my favorite album piece of mind.
Okay, she knows your maiden.Is there a song you and your
husband love together? Maybe something youslow dance too? Oh? Sometimes?
Uh, flight of okay, justput it on, you got you stands
there right in the living room lightof icorous. Yeah, right there in

(44:07):
the living Friday night, bottle ofwine. You put on the old Iron
Maiden album, you know, andjust sit there and just take it all
in. Maybe things get crazy.You put on some Mega death. Oh
yeah, that's what happened. Well, what was the first year you saw
Iron Maiden? Nineteen eleven? Okay, all right? What did you wear?

(44:30):
A jean jacket? I will notdid it have the first time you
saw Iron Maiden? Did your jackethave patches on it? Oh? Yeah?
Were you on any type of drugswhen you saw Iron Maiden? Oh?
An Iron Maiden drug? Maybe somepot maybe? Oh you know what,

(44:52):
a little a little black brandy somethinglike that, she said, Angel
doest. But I could be wrong. That's not an Iron Maiden drug.
All right now stop? All right, Look, you got tickets to go
see Iron Maiden the Future Past Worldtour. It's gonna be November first,
all right, you stay on holdHey, Well, what's your name,
Karen? Karen, what do youdo? Okay, Karen from the medical

(45:17):
field. You're going to see IronMaiden. All right, thank you,
You welcome, Karen. You enjoythose tickets with your husband. It's gotta
suck, man, you know.Karen said she's in her fifties. She
said that I didn't fifty years ago. Karen. The name was a beautiful
name, and now it's associated withjust being an awful, awful, complaining
person. Yeah, my kids willcall my wife a Karen. I was

(45:38):
like, oh, you better treadlightly, my man. Yeah. And
I think it's a Chad. Chad'sthe other that's the derogatory guy one.
That's the guy one. Yeah,don't be a Chad. Look, we
give back. We'll knock out someheadlines. Let's point up in the Excel
South Jerseys rock stations. I wantto show them Monday. Yeah, it's

(46:00):
sad man, you know. Iuh very nice. The people from the
Atlantic City Half Marathon were very niceto have me there yesterday doing the uh
the uh the kind of overhead stuff. I congratulate everyone. Jojo, Yeah
I heard that. How How toughof those names, especially the guys that
win, like the race wasn't sobad, uh this time because it was

(46:20):
a lot of Swedish. Okay,but I'm sure John Smith didn't come in
third diddy, dude, I'll tellyou what because some years passed. Man,
you get the guys from Ethiopia andstuff, and the names are very
hard to pronounce. Uh didn't havethat this year, guy. Uh.
It was a kid. It washis first half marathon. He won.
Good for him. Yeah, yeah, he killed it man like he once

(46:43):
again, it's crazy, dude,they'll do it in like a little over
an hour, now, Am Iwrong? Have guys ran in bare feet?
Yes? Yeah, a lot ofthe the Middle Eastern runners, the
African runners, they'll run in barefeet. There's nails on the boardwalk,
there's glass all over that city.God bless them men. Yes, so
I'm so you know, once again, I'm there and let's get I'm out

(47:05):
of shape. So for me,it's like I'm watching a bunch of people
who are in It's funny. Icelebrate anybody who runs a half marathon.
If you get out there and walkit, good for you. You're doing
something. I am never gonna bashyou. But it's I can tell from
like the time, right, likeanybody coming in under like one twenty super

(47:30):
athletes, it's a legit runner rightthere. Super athletes. A lot of
times it's like high school or collegekids that are that that are running that
you know, are running cross countryall the time. So that that's a
number our twenty to about hour fifty, that's your I I run a lot,
I'm in good shape, and I'mI'm you know, I can.

(47:53):
I have the outfit, you know, I got the Brooks running shoes on,
I got I got the whole islefit going right that I bought it
under armour. Hey honey, I'mgonna go try and run. See how
I do. That's where you areat one fifty hour fifty to like two
fifteen. That's you know what.I may, I may sprain my knee,

(48:15):
but I'm a pretty good runner.People who maybe just you know who,
maybe it's their first one, butthey're in good shape. And then
you start getting into the and thisis funny, man, you know it's
and I'm sitting there and so myjob is when people cross the finish line,
I'm like, hey, yeah,yeah, Becky from Marlton, good
jobs, congrats, you did agreat job. You know John Beer,

(48:37):
John from Tom's River. Yeah,like, hey, go to Margaritaville.
You can get a free drink withyour bib. Right, So you get
about two thirty right, two hoursthirty minutes past, and then you start
seeing the crowd and this is whatI laugh at. It's my favorite.
When I'm doing the Atlantic City HaveMarathon and I'm not doing it, I'm

(48:57):
doing the overhead announcements, that's whereyou start to get the people who are
there waiting to cheer. They're startingthe question going where where where are they?
Yeah, this is like when yourkids are doing a thing and they
please ask the parents if your kidhas done performing, Please don't leave the
venue, because you want it tolook good when the ones come through,
like where like I had. Ihad a woman yesterday her sister was running

(49:21):
and she had finished maybe like ahalf hour before her sister, and she's
like, I don't know where sheis? Like I don't know, And
now you're like, oh, no, did she? Because they do have
a truck that follows the race thatpicks up people who are injured or can't
do it anymore, just you knowwhatever, they're just they're spent. So
it's that it's that crowd of like, ah, I thought she'd be done

(49:44):
by now, Like we've been outhere for now, three hours leave you're
there? Ride yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, that's me go.
I go in and gamble. AndI told you earlier too, shocking.
One girl ran up to I thinkit was her mom, and her mom
finished and her mom was so proud, dude, And once again, it's
awesome to watch. Man. Yousee these people who maybe three four six

(50:04):
months ago were sitting on a couchnot doing anything, and they're like,
hey, I'm gonna go do this, and they do it. Doesn't care
what it doesn't matter what time youget, they do it. The woman
crosses the finish line, she's soproud of herself. Her daughter's hugging her
while vaping, like there couldn't beanything more unhealthy to do, while mom
is trying to make herself better butI do. My favorite is the people

(50:25):
that do like the three three anda half hours, but they have all
the fancy stuff. They got thetwo hundred dollars pair of shoes, they
got the two hundred dollars pair oftights. They look good, but they
just walked it with their boat.They have a Batman belt on that has
like it's medical supplies, water.What can you walk it in? If

(50:45):
I was the walk of how many? How many miles is that? I
think you could probably do it inthree and a half half hours. I've
walked twice a nice like a niceswift walk. You could probably do three
and a half four hours. Ihated to run, and I remember in
gym class, man, I waslike, you know, never forget this.
I came up with my own walkingteam. We used to walk the
mile and we walked the mile intwenty minutes. That was our time in

(51:06):
high school for the mile walk.That was. It was always the big
thing in height. See I wasa runner, so in high school was
always big to break five minutes inthe mile. Damn man, that was.
That was always the big deal.I don't think I ever did.
I think the best I ever gotwas like five thirty five or something like
that. But now here's me,like I'm and now you know, I

(51:27):
have a bum knee. So Iwasn't even standing your high I was sitting.
Yeah, and I'm shocked because youwere a runner, man, I
was like, well, I thinkthat would be your passion, you know,
that's running. That's where I hurtmy knee ten years ago, was
running that half marathon, and Inever did anything about it. And now
it's starting to creep back up onme. And so I was like,
uh, like Bob Uker Brockmeier,I'm sitting behind the table with a microphone

(51:52):
and I'm just now just being likeI'm just watching the names come through,
and I'm like, Becky, wayto go. I just retired at this
Yeah, like ay, like allright, Like there was a guy who
fell back from me, was justbringing me water. Like at least the
people that are part of the eventshould look like they're part of the event,
Like I don't know, look lookssporty, kind of look like you're
dealing with something you should have been. I did not look sporty at all.

(52:12):
Ghos. I love it and andthe people are super nice and everyone,
uh from the JCC and Margate thatputs it on, uh to Atlantic
City, all the cops, allthe EMTs. They're awesome. Man,
It's it's so much. Margaritaville's ablast. Who's the last person to come
through? Who was that one?I almost made it. I think I
left six hours later. I thinkI left. The guy was like,

(52:35):
hey, man, you can go. He's and I think there was six
people left, and I'm like,how there was one year? He did
say a guy took six outs.Okay, that's me. I just want
to finish it. He said itwas an old guy who shuffled. But
he's like, we're not gonna tellhim no. So we stayed for six
hours and we let him shuffle tothe end of the you know, to
the finish line. What does ashuffle look like? Is that a sideways

(52:57):
thing? No, shuffle like youjust an old guy shuffle on his feet.
Oh okay, he walked. Hejust walked it. But he did
once again. Man, he didit. Yeah, right, like I
can't. I'm never gonna knock somebody. You got up that morning eight am.
You were at that starting line andyou did it. I don't care
if you finish in six hours.You went out there and did it.
Did It's huge. No, there'ssome guy at wah wah buying a pack

(53:21):
of parliaments. Right, you're betterthan that person for that day, that
one day. You're better than thatguy, the guy who's buying a meatball
HOGI with a red bull at eightam. You're better than that guy.
He's not happier, but he's better. Dude. You saw some people man
who look pretty miserable. No onethrew up. I didn't see any throat
last year. I saw a guypuke as soon as he hit the finish

(53:44):
line. No puke in this year, which was nice. A couple of
people fell. A lot of peopledo that. They crossed the finish line.
They're so exhausted that they fall down, which the boardwalk is not great
place to fall onto. No.No, I watched a woman she take
a pretty card, pretty hard fall, but once again, the EMTs are
right there to help her out andyou know, patch him back up.

(54:05):
But yeah, man, run inis a weird thing. Dude, you're
really just torturing your body. Yeah, it's hard on you, man,
it's hard on me. But yeah, big shout out to U to everyone
that was part of Uh yeah,kills some time for me. Why I
want to I want to get theexact name right, the Atlantic City Half
Marathon. It's it is, butthere is like a real name for here.

(54:27):
I should be more professional. It'sthe Atlantic City. Run as fast
as you can through the city soyou don't Get Mugged Marathon. Uh it's
the America Health April Fools Half Marathonand five K. So Saturday they did
a five an a K. Ithink they did a five K and ak
Yesterday was the half marathon. Uhso yeah, you know everyone from the
JCC and Margate who helped out,they're great. They're good people. Big

(54:52):
shout out to you guys. It'sa lot of fun. You know,
the one time of the year Ifeel like maybe I should get healthy,
but you got a whole year.Why don't you get to it next year?
Sorry his knees redone' Sorry. Yeah, you know what, my niece.
I had to sit down. Lookwe get back. What will I
do a thing called? You thinkyou have a better You think you've got

(55:15):
it bad. I don't think wehave it bad. Adult star and also
star of Boy Meets World. MaitlandWard right, she was in the later
seasons. She was the Redheaded Girls, the girlfriend of I believe Joey Lawrence's
brother. Not adult film star,just adult star. She's an adult film
star now oh okay, yeah,maitland Ward a pretty big adult film star.

(55:37):
She has helpful tips for guys togive their next first date more potential
for success. Interestingly, the tipreally seems so obvious that it really shouldn't
need to be mentioned, but clearlyit's happened enough to her that she felt
the need to bring it up.The tip she said, don't be dirty
on your first date, meaning likeshower. By that she means take a

(55:59):
freaking shower. It seems like thatwould be a no brainer, but she
said she's going on dates where guysstunk the high heaven and they've even come
from the gym to go on thedate. Yeah, sometimes my wife's like
that, Yeah, why don't youshower up? I'm like, I like
to shower afterwards. That's where i'mthe messiest. Yeah. Yeah, but
I guess if my broad stunk thenI'd be like, hey, why don't

(56:21):
you just jump in the shower becauseI can smell you. Yeah, it's
weird, right if a girl smellslike imagine like you're like, oh my
gotta get some bo get out ofhere. If you're the one who's always
been curious about schlang sizes, that'stheir wording, not mine. It's very
sexual. So I do. Ido love the word schlang Slog's a great
word all over the planet. WorldData dot info has you covered going from

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country to country. The interactive maphas up to date data on what nations
are packing and what nations are lacking. When it comes to erect length,
Ecuador is the king of dongs.Hm and oh that sentime. It's an
average of almost seven inches, followedby Cameroon that's sixteen centimeters. I don't

(57:07):
know what that would be. Ithink that's that's almost like six inches,
six and a half something like that. Okay, Bolivia is it sixteen point
five centimeters? Oh, for theteeny weeny ones. Cambodia with an average
of ten centimeters, which is onlyfour point three inches, followed by Minimar,
which is ten point seven centimeters inthe Philippines ten point eight centimeters.

(57:31):
What are you doing over there?They're so small, you know. In
Cambodia that's all those are all islandsin the Pacific, right, so that's
like far East stuff. Maybe they'resleeping on their bellies. What do you
think that's what happens when you sleepon your belly? Look a guess.
A deputy with the San Bernardino Sheriff'sDepartment was found to be leading a secret

(57:53):
double life. Oh this is likean episode of Sons of Anarchy. He
was part of an outlaw bikeang.Deputy Christopher Bingham was arrested after being caught
riding with two members of the localoutlaw motorcycle gang in late March. When
booked, the eighteen year Sheriff's deputyveteran was allegedly carrying an unloaded and unregistered

(58:14):
firearm. His home was also searchedand another one hundred and sixty guns were
found, including a fully automatic assaultrifle with an attached grenade launcher, other
destructive devices, silencers, gang paraphernalia, and a stolen San Bernardino Sheriff's Department
shotgun. Bingham has since been slappedwith multiple felony charges and I don't think

(58:36):
he's going to be a sheriff inthe department again. Sounds like a big
one, sounds like a lot offun. But yes, that's exactly what
used to happen on suns of Anarchy, which, by the way, did
we bring up the other day,like maybe it was like two three weeks
ago. I think I put itup at Facebook dot com forward slash Jojo
and Scotti Jacks from the Sons ofAnarchy. He went on a podcast and

(58:58):
said that he is in the UHin the early stages of bringing back Sons
of Anarchists. We don't know ifhe died or not. Remember he supposedly
got hit by a tree. Theycould easily say it was a dream,
write something like that. They couldbring him back. So yeah, he
was. He was on this podcastsaying, yeah, man, we could,
we might be able to. Hesaid, We'll get the boys back

(59:19):
together for one more rode. Sonsof Anarchy has a multiverse. I love
I love that show. Yeah show, What a great damn show that was.
Ah, there you go. Thosepeople. They haven't bet you not
so much. One hundred whoa boy, whoa? What was that? I'm
missing some sleep, my friend?What was that? That's WrestleMania getting home

(59:42):
at one o'clock in the morning.That's not even a plane crash. That's
a plane that just missed the runway. You just drew drove off the runway.
One hundred point seven WSXL, SouthJersey's rock stage. I got a
I got two talkbacks here from overthe weekend. That's easy. So you
go to the iHeartRadio app. Yousearched w ZX and there's a little red
microphone button. You hit it,you can send us a message and we'll

(01:00:04):
play it. Be honest, man, other than your wife and my wife
occasionally, you know, come on, let's let's step up the talkbacks everything.
I feel like the feature man,get into it. The guy who
wanted to fight your son was prettycool, like tam like the guy that
farted, you know, just becauseyou just farted on it. There there's
a grown man over the weekend whojust wanted to fart onto the mic,
and we played it. Yeah.The first one here is I don't know

(01:00:28):
the earthquake. They took to themicrophone after the earthquake. It was an
earthquake Friday. Yes, Hey,did you guys feel the earthquake? That
was crazy? I knew who thatwas. I'm sorry. I should I
should have listened to that before weplayed it. I did not preview that
one. That was Shannon. Thatwas Shannon. A promotional quake. I'm
more disappointed with the talk not todo that, because it's like she's like,

(01:00:52):
she's like, you guys should playmore talkbacks, and that's what she's
the reason we don't play it becausewe don't want that attention. Hell,
oh my god, did you guyshere there wasn't earthquake. Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm a hit or miss. I don't know if I like
Shannon or a hater. We've hadour time. You guys definitely had it
out last week. And I thinkshe was Honestly, I think I'm on

(01:01:13):
team Jojo. I think she wasa little rude to you. Thank you.
I think we walked out here onFriday and you're her your feelings were
a little hurt. Yeah, shetold me something I did sucked like and
I was like, and it makesme laugh. So I just stand in
the doorway laughing, and I almostwant to say, well, the thing
that I did suck because you wroteit, Oh boy, like someone who
loves going to the zoo. Youknow, this is one of those things

(01:01:36):
where you know it's it's a youknow, we may have that mediation within
the company for you and her.She wrote that at the zoo. This
is your wife from Friday night.Now we got in this yeh, Friday
night. I'm not Friday after right, we didn't get time to do it
during this sha So this is okayFriday morning. Okay, this is you
talking about trying to pick her upunder a lamp post South philin up.

(01:01:57):
Yeah, so let me get somecontext. Let me get some context.
She likes to go get drunk withher friends, and she'll tell me and
her friends, you know, alot of them still live in South Billy.
She'll say, I'm going to sleepat my friend's house tonighty, which
is fine, awesome, go ahead. I'll drop her off, and I
say, tell me what time inthe morning, I'll come pick you up.
I'll get to two am. TextI want to come home now I

(01:02:17):
live and you know, forty fiveto fifty minutes away. Yeah, and
so so I'm like, okay,oh boy. So one day I was
like, all right, let mecome get where are you? When she
sends me the location, It's somebar, dude, it might as well
been Mars. This place was sodecrepit. This area, I mean,

(01:02:37):
the houses were like what do youremember in a saving private Ryan, what
it looked like when they when theyfinally found Rye. Also, Ryan,
like Gaza, it looks like Gaza. What you're saying, it was awful?
Okay, right, And so herand her girlfriends are at this bar
they grew up with, but thewhole city around that has fallen apart,

(01:02:57):
right, And so I tell her, I I said, get in the
car because I'm under a lamp post. I found one working lamp post,
and I'm not leaving. You're alltelling a story where you were hiding underneath
a lamp post. You were not. It was crumped. It's my old
neighborhood. Is it a good neighborhood? No? No, should we be
hanging outside, No we shouldn't.But it was absolutely fine. There was
nothing wrong. We were with allthe people that we were in the bar.

(01:03:20):
We were absolutely fine. Stop it. And that hole guns and Roses
thing was an absolute mess. Myphone died and you don't know your way
around the city. It's insane.I was there for the Guns of Roses,
so we were having a concert.I remember that that was She's the
world okay, So she's the world'sworst navigator too, So I'll give her
the phone to hold and give medirections. She'll start to go on TikTok

(01:03:43):
or like Pinterest, yeah, andcompletely forget that she's the one telling me
where to turn. You're brought throughthis where she's soaked up to the phone
or to the radio, and nowshe's playing TikTok and now my radio station
is gone. Yeah. What isthat called apple play? Yeah, it's
called apple my balls. Hey,everybody, thanks for your car, for
your car today. They're always welcomeon the show. I hate it,
Glard. When you're all a partof it. Stay there. Let's kick
off that rock block for you.It is one hundred point seven EXL,

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South Jersey's rock station z x LMorning Show. When you're smiling, when
you're smiling, when smiling smiles atyou, and when you're eleven, oh
you love man, the sun comesshining through when you're crying. Let's you

(01:04:29):
bring on the rind right, I'llstop, you'll shut and stop the sign.
Won't you be happy? To whereyou smiling? Let's smile, keep
on smiling. I'm smiling. Rockingout man, I know you guys are
awesome. I love took me guyson my way work. She's a guy.
Yeah, warming up ship and I'mlike, I'm about here. We're

(01:04:50):
rocking. Hey, thank you youshot to the beast. How you doing?
Yeah? Keep me laughing, man, you guys are great. Good
morning guys, hilario. Let ohgod, is it my radio or are
you only broadcasting in mana, thisis the ratings in DJIL like if you're

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on it, I would listened toit. Man, getting up in the
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