TUESDAY 4-16-24

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Wake Up, Wake Up, WakeUp? Why Up? In a world
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the scrutiny of bosses and management,one show breaks all the rules to deliver
entertaining, compelling and educated radio andstand above all the rest. And this
show isn't it? Hey man?What's happened? What's going on with you?

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Well? Man? Three thirty seemsto be my body clock. Now,
I don't know how that moved upor how to fix it. Four
o'clock my alarm goes off now,and it's it's pretty shockingly even on the
weekends, my body just knows thewake up a certain time. I'm like,
now it's three thirty. So nowI'm up at three thirty and I'm
wide awake. I'm ready to Idon't know take on the day to day.
I can't even go back to sleepbecause now I'm going back and I

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don't know you sleeping like intervals orsomething like that where it's every three hours
you're going in with a deep sleep, out of a deep sleep. Whatever.
I don't know, I'm gonna getit. Yeah, three forty five
is the alarm, And like thismorning, two fifty I was up,
okay, and it's like oh,and it's like it's that thing where it's
like, I guess I could goback to sleep, but I'm already up
and I might as well just getup. That's it. It's like three

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thirty now, I have a halfhour. So I just lay there and
I'm like, well, what amI laying here for? I'm not gonna
go back to sleep, and nutsthey'll let the wife. I'm like,
hey, do you want to makelove to me? And you know yeah,
it's just nope, yeah hah,you get out of here. And
I'm like all right, So Iget up go to work. But it
is the middle of the night,like it's it's three thirty hundred. Yeah.
Yeah. And my wife on aweekend and man, she'll go to

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that that's the time she goes tobed. Yeah. So like on a
Friday night, Saturday night, I'mlike, I can't, man, I
can't do that. It's a Fridaynight. Man. We're at bort Gott
until like twelve thirty one. Yeah, I'm ready to shut it down after
that. Yeah, man, Ikept wanting to leave. You guys were
like, ohly good. Yeah,we should have listened to you. Yeah,
I would have left at six thirty. Everybody, it's a Tuesday.

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We're gonna dive into that. We'regonna find that ZXL workforce employee of the
day. Good ticket today, Yeah, we got a pair of tickets for
Aerosmith Black Crows. We'll hook youup just a little bit. We'll lunch
point seven in ZXL, South Jersey'srock station and the ZXL on one sh
oo. Good morning, everybody,do it live. I can go all
write it and we'll do it live. And things sucks. I'm Scottie.

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Good morning. Here's some news.Oh U's not a good day for the
mayor of Atlantic City. Yesterday himand his wife had been charged with child
abuse. Offense is about two weeksafter investigators searched their home. Mayor Marty
Small Senior in Laqueta Small the superintendentof Atlantic City's public schools, both repeatedly
beat their daughter, so this iscoming from the report. Beat their daughter

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on separate occasions over a period ofabout a month, leaving the teenager with
bruising. In one instance, themayor is accused of hitting the girl with
a broom until she was knocked out. Multiple wildfires were burning last night over
a ten mile stretch in Winslow Township. How did I miss that? The
fires, which totaled just over twentyfires, were in the area of Berlin

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Cross Keys Road by Ancoris State Hospital. It was sparked by a passing train.
To I don't know if there wassparks coming off the train or what.
Can you put a cigarette out ofa train window? I don't think
so. I'm not one hundred percentof that for sure. I don't know
that for sure. John Wayne Bobbremember him? He had his penis cut
off by his wife, right,Lorraine and Bobb had cut his wiener off

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right, and then threw it ina field, and then they were able
to go and put it back right. They're able to reattach it. Poor
guy. I guess he he nowhad to have all his toes cut off.
Wow, so he's got a conditioncalled a toxic peripheral polyene neuropathy.
But she didn't do that right.This is not that he needs now the

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help of prosthetics to walk because allten toes were cut off. I guess
it's when you get some type ofwound and it won't heal. Wow.
Did he do porn? Yes?He did right. Yeah, I think
it was called like I was likeFranken Porner. It was something where he
was like Frankenstein because of his wienerh and do you I'm not I not

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making this up. They found itin a field and you know what they
put it in? Ie no ahot dog, seven eleven bots okay,
and it's satan and they were ableto take it to the hospital and reattach
it. Are they airtight those things? I think she did it with scissors
too. Was it in a bunand in the box? That's news?

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One hundred point seven ZXL South JerseysRock Station ZXL Morning Shot. I found

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another racket man, another company likesto screw you and this. Yesterday was
such a crazy day. Everything thatcould go wrong went wrong yesterday. Like
there was issues with my kid andthings he's doing at school. Uh oh,
had things I had to get doneyesterday. It was a discontinued day.
And I run into this where Igo to get something and for some

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reason a company will discontinue it.Sure everything. It's like it's it's a
money grab, Like they know you'recoming back for it. If I I
discontinue. Now you've gotta spend moremoney, and you got to buy more
of it. I ran it thisat the paint shop yesterday, and I'll
tell you why. So I goand I'm trying to I'm trying to paint.
We have a second shed in thebackyard. Somebodyeah, it's a nice

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day. I'm gonna go out there. I'm finally get this stuff done.
I'll look at you. I'm tryingto clean up the backyard. Man,
Oh my god, I'm looking atthis thing. It looks like it looks
like a junk yard in my backyard. It really does. It doesn't look
good at all. So I'm like, I've been talking about doing this.
This is now. This is asecond shed. It was supposed to be
a chicken coop, but we decidednot to do the chicken thing. Okay,
yeah, So we have this thingwheeled in. We got it for
cheap. It's all beat up,so now the kids use it like you

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know, a little clubhouse and everythingelse. So I'm like, I'm gonna
paint this. Now. I haveone shed and I know the color I
painted that shed, and I hadthat I had that color written down,
I had the label, take apicture of it and everything. So I
go to the paint shop and I'mlike, okay, I need this color
paint. This has happened with myinside too. Where you need to touch
up a wall. Yeah, dude, unless you have the same can of

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paint, that wall is never gonnalook for Sack tried it before. Man,
you could see the lines in thething. And this is how they
get you. This is how theyscrewed you. They they bend you over
the paint store. It's another one. I'm not trusting anymore. So I
go, I say, I needthis color paint. Here's the here's the
color that I purchased not too longago. Here's the number. Oh that
paint is discontinued. Why would acolor of paint be discontinued? Don't they

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mix it themselves? They do,yes, but I don't know. I
guess whatever whatever number and code theyput into the machine is a color it
should be. It's got it.An awesome machine that just shakes it up.
It is pretty cool, man.He put the numbers in. It
squirts like the different colors, andthere there's your perfect your perfect color of
paint. But unless you get thesame gallon, man, it's not gonna
work. Well. Now you haveto buy, you know, all new

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gallons now so they match them up. Sure, if I want to match
both sheds, I want them tolook great, perfect together, you know,
I gotta I gotta match up thepaint. So this paint is discontinued.
I'm like, ah, here wego, okay, but I'm gonna
try and match it. For you. This never goes well either. You're
gonna look at what the picture thatI have of the other shed? Yeah,
somehow made that little dab they puton the on the lid, right

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that one. Yeah, we don't. We don't have anymore. And I
looked and listen, no disrespect,but it's it's you don't go to a
paint shop where like a painter worksthere, like an old painter, like
like, I give me the knowledgeof a painter. There's like, you
know what I can I can mixthis up with it. You just set
kids back there, man, youjust said it. Earlier is used to

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have mom and pop shops and theyknew what they were doing. Right now,
a kid just puts a number ina computer and if it's not there,
it's not there. He doesn't knowhow to mix the paints. Back
in the day, would be oldItalian guy and he'd be me, you
know, he'd be inhaling the fumeshigh as a kite in the back.
He knew exactly how to mix it. He would be able to look at
down and be like, you knowwhat, Yes, you know why I
can do this because I've done itthirty times, all right, So we're

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gonna put the paint shop up withdentists and veterinarians that we can't trust them.
I got I gotta be honest,man, I knew I was in
for it yesterday. So this girlbehind the counter who's never probably i don't
know, never stroked a brush inher entire life. She's like, well,
I'll match it up, man,I get this thing home. My
other shed is like a darker gray. It looks it looks teal, it

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looks green. I'm like, itlooks like, yes, it's it's you
have a turquoise shed. Now itlooks like a nineteen eighties bathroom. Was
like, yeah, I gotta goback, Like I took a picture of
the one shed, I took apicture of this ship. I stopped in
the middle. I went home.I just I went back in that house
that just just defeated. Yeah,it's like, I just gotta just sad.

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Let me wait. Maybe it's gonnadry darker green now looks Oh that's
always the way that's you try andtrick your brain into. When it dries,
it's gonna look different. Maybe it'sgonna look a little different now still
six clock and nice. It looksit looks teal. I'm like, honey,
you're man. You're not even kindof painted our mailbox last year.
And I thought it would like thisreally cool rust color. And I'm my

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wife walking out just shaking her head, and she goes, yeah, we're
not that's yeah, nope, nope, nope, change it up. And
I tried I'd be like wait tillit dropped. Yeah, you're gonna love.
It's gonna be this copper, it'sgonna be. She was absolutely right.
It looked like University of Tennessee Orange. It was. It was so
obnoxious. Oh and we go,I'll paint it gray. Anytime you go

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to a paint shop, like,we'll match the paint gonna happen unless it
comes out of the same can andyou stir the hell out of that thing.
Nah. Man, it's never gonnabe right. It's like when you
get your car, like a bodyshop works on your car. It never
really ever matches again. Nope,unless it comes out of the same paint
can. Yeah, this one,you need to go to Maco. Yeah.

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Thanks, Sonny. We we getback. Well, we'll do some
rock news, Oh, Joe andScottie rock news. There's some rock news
for you. I love when thingson TV go wrong. I guess CBS

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to Billy Joel concert, right,it was. It was live from Madison
Square Garden. It was his onehundredth performance. And I guess because the
masters ran late. It cut offin the middle of piano. Man.
Oh so they cut him. Ohto go to the masses, fine to
go to the eleven o'clock news.So he was after the masters. The

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Masters, he pushed everything back,and so they cut it off halfway through
Piano Man. And now I guessCBS got so many complaints that they're gonna
reair it in its entirety. Soso yeah, So Billy Joel, the
one hundredth Live at Madison Square GardenConcert will be rebroadcast April nineteenth at nine

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o'clock. Play me a song.Hi, I'm Yucky Washington. Here's exactly
what happened. People were tweeting out, like what just happened? Jelly Roll.
You know, he's very successful rightnow. A guy he's kind of
in the country world, a littlerock world, a little rap world.
He's he's on the receiving end ofa lawsuit alleging trademark infringement over his stage

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name. Rolling Stone reports the KurtTitchanell has filed a suit against Jelly Roll,
whose real name is Jason DeFord.Trichanell is the leader of a Pennsylvania
based dance band called jelly Roll,and in the suit, he states that
his band has used that name sincenineteen eighty, more than four years before
Jelly Roll was even born. Theyreceived the trademark in August of twenty ten

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and renewed that trademark most recently backin twenty nineteen. The band Jelly Roll
has performed up and down the Northeast, even played at the White House back
in two thousand and seven, Sowe'll keep an eye on it. Jelly
Roll has to change his name.Remember when WWF had the change to WWE,
right, yeah, because of thetrademark. It was yeah, it

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was the world Wide and it wasan animal thing falcons. No, it
was like the world Wide, theAnimal Federation Foundation some something like that,
right, Like, Yeah, itwas something with the had to do with
animals. Yeah, I didn't knowthat, And I guess they made that

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kind of a handshake deal with theWWF and Finstickmann said, look, can
I just give me a couple ofyears to get off the ground and then
I'll give you back the name,and never did so. Then they finally
in the late nineties suit them andthey won and they got to keep WWF
and he had the change to WWE. Worldwide Entertainment. Just write this team
a check and I'll give him likeone hundred thousand dollars jelly. We all

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go back to says, I thinkit's the World Wildlife Federation, World or
Foundation, something like that. WildlifeI had something to do with animals.
Yeah, let's see here, howdid we miss this concert? So I
guess in Mesa, Arizona, ata golf course. It's called Coopstock.

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This sounds like somebody just did thisin their backyard. They were able to
get the lead singer of Ario Speedwagon, Kevin Cronin Kiss, guitarist Tommy Thayer
who pretends to the ace freely,Mickey Dolan's from the Monkeys, and Alice
Cooper got a bad backyard lineup,So so perform at this thing? Did
we missed this one? Yeah?This is a guy with some money who

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lives on a golf course. Andit's like, guys, you'll never guess
I'll be able to get Alice Cooperand Mickey from the Monkeys. Yeah,
you're not gonna put it in astadium, but if Jim two were two
houses down, it's like, hey, guys, a pretty good line up
here for my barbecue. So it'scalled Coopstock, which once again is a
name that a guy would just givehis party, Like dude, dude,

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dude, you know Coop is doingCoopstock this year. Scott Stock, I'm
Joe Stock. We gotta go.We gotta go see it at Coopy Stock.
We did a Billy Stock, didn'twe. I did a Billy Palooza
party for our friend Billy. Itwas at a golf club, like I
said in Mesa, Arizona. AndAlice Cooper he lives out there and this

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was a friend of a friend andhe plays a lot of golf. And
there is a connection between Mickey Dowinsand Alice Cooper. They originally with Harry
Nielsen and John Lennon were part ofthe Hollywood Vampires, which were guys who
used to go run around LA inthe early seventies and get in all kinds
of trouble. There you go,some rocket news for you, piece out

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Ero Smith couldn't hey rock the bank. You can rock it right here on
one hundred point seven ZXLS after hisrock station nine am today. Be listening
for that keyword and your shot towin. So I have an official sorority
member in my family now nice,Okay, Yeah, My daughter is a

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freshman at college. She finally gotthrough with the initiation, which by the
way. Super easy for girls toget into a sorority, unlike the guys
who have to, like, youknow, they whack each other on the
asswa paddles and stuff. That's kindof questionable. Man, I don't know.
I've heard rumors that that elephant walk. I don't know, is that
a real thing to get into afrat. I've never gotten into. I've

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never gotten into a frank either.But I ask my daughter like, so,
what do you have to do,like anything crazy, and she's like,
uh no, we just kind ofjust tell each other how much you
know, how cool everyone is.No, No, I've heard this before.
I see. I think this isa fun one, is I guess
the guys would they would call upthe guy trying to get into the frat
and be like, hey, it'sit's one thirty in the morning, you

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know, go tohuah wan and getme a cup of coffee. So you
had to kind of put your timein there. Yeah, but I think
they are true days of like hazy. Well, there's like a week it's
hell week. Really, you haveto like stay up all like for an
entire week. This is a goodone. My buddy was a temple and
he joined a frat, so forHell week, you had to carry a
brick with you everywhere you went.Okay, see, I get that,
man, You're you get a classjust now you got a brick. And

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also by Temple, it's a it'sgood because it can it work as a
weapon, because it's not not thegreatest of areas in Philadelphia. The bricks
right off the sidewalk, don't theythe buildings that are crumbling. But I
always say that was funny, LikeI think you had to tie the brick
to like your leg. It wasn'tlike you just carry it. Yeah.
I get that. Man, you'retrying to earn your way into something and
yeah, you gotta go through ahell. So, I mean she's she's

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pumped about it. I don't know. To me, it's like, well,
what are the activities? She tellyou, Like, what do they
do? They do car washes.Yeah, it's a lot of charitable stuff.
I don't know. So we're justdrinking and so far all she's really
told me is about how now shecan drink in front of the other sorority
sisters, gotcha. And I'm like, well, you're not twenty one yet,
so you shouldn't be drinking in frontof anyone. They don't make the
state law. The state laws,you have to be twenty one in order

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to tell you what I do.Like this, you have to keep a
certain grade point average or you're out. Okay, see now now that makes
sense. Like her roommate had afirst a bad first semester, and her
grade point average was too low forher to actually partake in the sorority.
Yeah, so I'm like, okay, I get I like that. There's
a positive. Now did she getin and her ugly non fun friend didn't?

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Dude, so you got her onyour way? Man, they take
a certain amount of certain you know, you look, you know you're a
parent, so you're gonna put yourselfon on the back for your own kid.
I was. She was very lucky. Every sorority that she wanted to
get into she got into. Shethere was one girl, like it was
they got an animal house. Likeher mom was a legacy, her aunt

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was a legacy, and her entirecollege career was going to be in this
sorority. And they didn't pick herright to the point where, dude,
she had to like take a weekoff of school and go home, and
like she was in mourning because theydidn't pick her, and I guess that
did. That's gotta suck man.You think you're like, you know,
guaranteed in and then they don't pickyou. That's like your parents go to

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Penn State and they're like, oh, he's going to Penn State, but
he doesn't get into Penn State.Well, well now he's a direct which
is crazy to think that that's stilla thing, like they get to pick
and choose people. Like in theworld we live in now, especially in
colleges, right, you would thinkthat it's all inclusive, right, everyone
everyone gets in. We're the bluehair girls with the nose rings. Why
aren't they protesting outside of the sorority. I've seen pictures of the sorority gatherings.

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Doesn't seem like there's a lot ofgirls with nose piercings and blue hair
protesting Israel in Palestine. So yeah, so it's you know, so I'm
a Kyo Dad forever. Okay,Now do you get a Kyo Dad?
There is a T shirt? Okay, she did send me a picture of
a T shirt. She can getme that says proud Kyo Dad. I
know I was shacking up with agirl who was in a sorority, and

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I remember her getting in trouble whatever. Sorority sisters saw her leaving my apartment
in the morning. But you can'tdo anything with the sorority sweater on.
Man, you can't do that,big no, no, Yeah, yeah,
I got a girl in trouble onceat a sorority mixer. We were
like making out in public. Yeah, you can't do that. Sister's got
a little angry at her, andI think she got like, you know,
she she got whacked for something.You can't smoke in the sweater either.

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I remember, I think you gottabe Yeah, if you're gonna be
if you're gonna be a bad person, you gotta do a bhind closed doors.
Yeah, this prize that I waslooking up with was walking out of
my apartment early in the morning withthe sweater on and smoking a cigarette double
banger round. I decided not tomarry that gal, but uh yeah,
so so hopefully it'll be a lotof charitable events. You know, it'll

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be a lot of raising money forgood causes, sure, and not a
lot of partying. You're out therewalking on a Saturday, you know,
it's what you hope right and walkfor a cause. She said, Man,
they'll do like they'll do like sororityactivities where it's like they go hiking
for a weekend. And I'm like, okay, it sounds like a different
it's a little different than what themovies portray it to be. But okay,

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you don't have to do keg standsall the time. Yeah. Well
maybe maybe they're doing keg stands whilehiking. Yeah, I don't know.
Once again, the sorority world waskind of not my thing. Uh,
look, we get back, We'regonna do some headlines. But right now,
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South Jerseys Rock Station z XL oneto show stream would always two on the
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you just gotta search WZXL. You'llsee the red microphone and you can send
us a message. Yeah, Igot a couple here I want to get
into too. Listen you you sendthem in, we're gonna play them.

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Yeah, okay, I have fournone of your wife or my wife,
which is pretty shock. Yeah.They usually they usually get mad at us
and they'll leave a message that's notgood, which is fun. Listen,
if we're you know, we're talkingabout something on the show. You want
to chime in, chime in,We'll play them. Let's see. Okay,
this one here is from the amazingMatt Bridgestone from Comedy Thursday. You

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remember Matt Bridge, Yeah, hewas. He was with ac Jokes.
Now he's out on his own doingcomedy shows, and we haven't seen him
in a couple of weeks. SoI think it was him just checking in
saying hi. Right. Yeah,and this is his I guess his daughter,
which pretty much manages his entire life, is operating the features. He's
a he's an eighty sitcom where hecan't control his own life, so his
ten year old daughter does everything forhim. There he is say something funny,

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Scott, what's up, fellas,It's been a couple of weeks and
I really don't miss you, LikeI haven't said. It's not that bad
like I thought, I want tomove in, I want to see these
guys, but like not at all. Actually, this is kind of like
if you guys would quit and I'lljust have the show, that would actually

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be better. But I'm talking toShaning about it right now. She wants
like twenty bucks, but we'll workit out. I don't know you using
a talk back saying you don't missthis means you do business. I think
that was rude. Yeah, alittle bit. Yeah, this is is
and we're worth more than twenty dollars. Yeah, come on now old um

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oh, this is a guy.I think he's looking for the he missed
a keyword yesterday. This is thisis a good way to do it.
You know, you're looking for thekeywords that you win one thousand dollars from
rock the Bank. This is himmissing out on the keyword. Hey,
Jojo Scotti, could you please giveme the keyword for ten o'clock again?
Because I was listening to you guys. I'm a dedicated listener. I had
my phone in my pocket painting andswitched me over to the WHO station,

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and I did not get the keyword. After about twenty minutes I realized it,
Oh, well, hook you brotherup. If you could rock on,
brothers, you rock on man.Yes, So I don't have a
keywordy a keyword, And it wasyesterday, so somebody already want this guy
wants to live our lives. I'mpulling the Jojo and Scottie tonight. Boys.

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That's when you face two dozen buffalowings yep, mixed with a little
bit of homemade fries, and thenyou head out back and smoke a little
reefer. You know. You knowwhat I'm saying, Happy Sunday. He's
a great Sunday. He's wrong bythe way you smoke the reefer before.

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You don't do it after you getwhat's called the munchies, and you got
after those wings. Come on,come on, if you're gonna do the
Jojo and Scotty, you gotta doit right. By the way you tossed
out of an order of wings.You threw them away on Sunday, man,
have something wrong with you? Idid, I did. We got
them on Friday night. My wifewas nice enough to get him. I
think that was her birthday gift tome. Uh, you got we got
me wings, mozzarell sticks and wings, and I took him home and then

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they just sat on the counter.So yeah, I got you comedy tickets
and a night out on Friday foryour birthday. So I have your birthday
ido. It still cost me money. Yeah. Uh. This is from
her sister's station. These are alwaysfun. Wow. If you were to
say, hmmm, I think ofsomeone who's going to kill somebody else,
this is probably somebody that would killsomebody. This is Owen from Delaware and

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I am currently listening to your radiostation at the moment, and I was
wondering if you guys have the songpocket Full of Sign and Shine and be
Natasha Benningfield. That is my favoritesong, and I was wondering if you
could please play that for me.Yeah, yeah we can. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's a banger of asong. Yeah. And now I'm gonna
kill my whole family if you playthis song. Mommy's in the bath.
I have to bathe her with milk. Oh, her skeleton bones like the
milk, just strapped in a rockingchair for the windows that she goes,

(27:00):
Yeah, hit a talkback feature.It's on the iHeartRadio app. Yeah,
you go to the iHeartRadio app searchWZXL hit the red microphone. But they're
all under the house now they canthey can rest. Finally, Look,
we have back. We'll knock outsome trash. Oh why love trash?

(27:30):
Anything thirty g R toy, anything, racket rock or roughing. Yes,
I love frash. There's some trashfor you. Hannah gunterrez Read was sent
to eighteen months in prison for herconnection and the fatal shooting that killed cinematographer

(27:52):
Helena Hutchins by Alec Baldwin back intwenty twenty one. So she was the
woman whose job it was to makesure there was no real bullets and these
guns she failed at that a womandied. Alec Baldwin is also charged with
involuntary manslaughter. His trial is setfor July. But this girl's going in
for eighteen minutes, So I guessMegan Fox is coming out the show Love

(28:14):
is Blind. A girl looks justlike her, and a lot of people
are giving the woman from the showLove is Blind a lot of crap for
looking like Megan Fox. Not herfaults, not her fault. She just
looks like Megan Fox. Megan Fox, if you didn't look like Mega Fox,
then you wouldn't be anywhere. Thiswoman said that she's been bullied,

(28:34):
so Megan Fox came out and said, look, I've been bullied too for
being hot, so don't worry aboutit. Yeah, no one has ever
bullied me Jojo for being hot.No, no, not once. I
guess it didn't work out the GoldenBachelor, that was the Bachelor. But
the guy was old, right,he's like sixty five. Yeah, I

(28:56):
guess the thing is when you winthe Bachelor, you get married. So
he married his broad right, hedid the show. They got married.
Well, now they're divorcing. Howlong does three months? Okay? Three
months? Three months? Another divorce. We talked about it the other day.
Jenna de Juan and Chaining Channing Catalare divorcing. It's been six years.

(29:17):
She's trying to get his magic micmoney. Her legal team alleges to
Tatum and his advisor to use complexbusiness structures to hide the magic Mic money
from Prince Harry is going back toLondon to speaking of Service celebrating the tenth
anniversary of the Infictus Games. OnMay eighth. The trip has people wondering
if will hang out with Prince Williamor Kate Middleton or his dad. Is

(29:41):
he allowed in the castle or no? I booted him right yeah, like
yeah, get out of here,dude. He's over here just living a
regular life. You know. GordonRamsay his London pub was taken over by
squatters the other day. He waslike, hey, you could take over
a pub by squatting. Well apparentlyhe uh. Logan Paul, congrats the

(30:02):
logan Paul that he's not the onefighting, or is he? You know,
Jake Paul's the fighter, right,Logan Paul's the YouTube guy man.
Good question. I didn't know therewas two Pauls, their brother. I
saw one at WRESTLEMANI logan Paul's theWrestleMania guy him and he knocked up his
girlfriend, so they're gonna be parents. So congra uper out. So she's

(30:23):
a low Yeah he's a fighter.No, that's Jake. Jake is the
fighter. Logan is the YouTuber turnedwrestler. Jake is the guy who actually
is He's okay at boxing man,but he's gonna take on Mike Tyson.
It'll be interesting. I had noidea. There were two. They're brothers.
They came up together. Dude.I think the one brother, the
one that's fighting Mike Tyson. Hewas like a Disney Channel kid wow,

(30:48):
and they they were like the originalLet's fill a pool up with gumballs and
jump in, okay, like typetype YouTube stuff. So yeah, dude,
he's got a ton a ton ofmoney because of YouTube. There you
got his eld Morning show. Goodmorning, Good morning, gentlemen. You're
calling number eighty nine. We're takingcalling number ninety. For the tickets,

(31:12):
No, I don't tell me that. Listen. I had to buy tickets
for December, and I had tosell them because I'm going to be deployed.
I'm trying to win him for mygirl for September. Dude, now
he's really throw the deploy thing in. Now he's pulling the hardstrings on us.
Come on, bro, So Iwork for SO are you being deployed
to like Delaware for a work conferenceor you being deployed for real? This

(31:36):
is an international deployment, guys.I work for a major NGO worldwide n
g O. I hope it's Aerosmith'sfans. Oh I work. Let's just
say I work for a very largenonprofit that goes worldwide. We wear red
jacket and I got you. Igot it. I know what you're talking

(31:56):
about. Profit. I know whathe's talking about. He's doing he's doing
something good in life. He's helpingpeople. I get. And what do
you want? And you want thesetickets for your girl. I want to
be able to take my girl inSeptember because I will not be here in
December too. Well, okay,so you will be so okay. The
original show was supposed to be Decemberand then ended up getting postponed. They're
canceled. It's what you will behere, Yeah, exactly. Let me

(32:21):
guess she's gonna dynam of. Youmight pack it all on man. Let's
just say happy wife, Happy bro. Dude, I mean the deployment thing.
I think. I wait, wecan't say no now he's missionary drill
well, he's drilling wells in Africa. That would be like me and you
opening up this phone call telling himyour dan's dead, like like like,

(32:44):
dude, you're just pulling you.You just went you want one hundred percent
right right off the bat. Butlook, all right, our dads are
dead, by the way, theyare dead. Why an't we getting the
tickets? I like to go seeAerosmith. Dad used to love Aerosmith.
My dad was Stephen Tyler's tartak.Al right, man, yeah, I'm

(33:04):
gonna hook you up, buddy.Just be you probably can't say where you're
going, right, all right,well look, just whatever you do,
just be safe, hadden Field.I just be safe. Get back home.
You got to take it to youand your girl can see Arrowsmith and
the Black Crows up in Philly.All right, thank god, you save

(33:30):
some lives. Will you save somelives? Make some people's lives. Better,
take some pictures and send them toOkay, I will do that.
Okay, Sally strugglings with you.Just give it out, Just give it
that that that Brice pudding, whateverthat thing was in that canis there?
All right, buddy, you stayon hold. All right. That's the
only one we're doing this week forcharity. Come on now, all right,

(33:51):
I mean, I mean really,he pulled the heart strings real quick.
You know how to get to us. Man. If you're doing some
type of charity work, nonprofit,you're saving lives, doing something legit it,
then you're in. I guess hegets them it's better than the other
guy. I think the other guywho won yesterday, he was just like,
I just want free tickets. Yeah, yeah, I'm an electrician.
Eh okay, the other this isguy. This guy's doing better work than
you are. He's like, Iwant him because I got to pay off

(34:13):
my bookie. This guy's gonna havea Facebook marketplace tomorrow. Yeah, what
if he just bamboozled us? Whywouldn't you? Look? What's the thing
like if you want to call whenat a radio station, just being excited,
that's what they're looking for. Yeah, you want to be calling over,
don't be one on one, don'tbe a dud. No, did
I win that someone's gonna get playedon the radio. That is what they

(34:36):
want. They want a lot ofyelling, I win the tickets. Go
on to the next one. Whatdo you do right going? Hang up?
Look what thousand dollars? It's rockthe bank right here on one hundred
point sevens the exl South Jersey's rockstation nine am. Be listening every hour
for that keyword. Go to thewebsite, put it in. You could

(34:57):
win one thousand dollars. Two things. I was happy that I don't have
this weekend showed me. My wifehas cousins that moved from San Diego.
They're moving back to Philly. Now, what they did was very cool.
They converted an old school bus intotheir house. Okay, pretty cool.
Each thing out in California, sothey had to drive the bus all the

(35:20):
way from San Diego back here.My father in law has a nice plot
of land, so they're actually it'slike they have a compound they're living.
They have the bus in his backyard. Are there rooms like like our walls?
I guess where the bathroom would be? Dude, it's a it's a
send me a picture. I liketo see it. They have a whole
instagram about about doing it and everythinglike that. And it's beautiful, man.

(35:44):
And the guy's tall, he's likesix six sixty seven, her husband,
and so they even raised the roofby nineteen inches. Okay, so
I mean it's dude, it is. When I say it's a gourmet kitchen,
there's I believe, a soaking tub, a walk in bathroom. Man,
how about that living without a mortgage. It's really cool, man,
really cool? And so uh theold The only thing is they did it,

(36:09):
and they were doing it, andthey're a young couple, and then
she gets pregnant. Okay, onebaby. They also have a big dog,
right, like a'm mastiff. Sothen they're like, all right,
well we're gonna keep doing it,keep doing it, keep doing it.
She gets pregnant again, they decideto got to get another dogs busses getting

(36:31):
smaller. So now you have twoadults, two babies, and two huge
dogs. And I believe they havea cat in the mix too. So
I'm there this this weekend. We'rehanging out with them. We're having a
good time, and there are there'sI love the death they're they're they're great
people. But dude, I'm watching. I forgot my dog's been dead now

(36:52):
a couple of years. What apain it is to have dogs? Sure
right, Dogs are dout, Dogsare knocking kids over, dogs are trying
to get the food. This dog'syou know, barking at the other dog.
And I'm like, okay, Ilove not having a dog. This
made me sit there and go,you know what, I made the right
move not getting a dog. Aftermy dog died, we were dog free,

(37:13):
man. We had three dogs atone point two one. Then we
were dog free and it was awesome. We got in the car. We
just went down to be Chaps.We want to go. You want to
go on vacation, you have toworry about someone grabbing, you know,
watching a dog. And then mywife man end up getting a dog.
Now we love the stupid thing.I get it. But it's like you
let him out at night, he'sbarking, you got to call him in.
We were playing this game where hewas escaping. I had one of

(37:34):
those cattle fences. He was findingholes everywhere. So now I'm out there
with like fence and I'm tacking itup like the olden days, like I'm
trying to keep cattle in. Andit's like I'm playing this game where him
where like now No, he's likehe's down the block. He doesn't listen
to it. It's a mess.Man. Well, I was so happy.
I sat there, look and Ilove let the dogs run up to
me. I'll play with the dogs. It's great. But I get to
go home and not have to havethe responsibility of a dog. Also,

(37:58):
they have an infant. Dude,I gott have afseected me a couple of
years ago. What a good move, because dude, I am not prepared.
I am too old to deal withan infant. This infant very well
behaved. Right, my wife isholding the infant, but she keeps throwing

(38:20):
up, right to do that babything where they just keep throwing up milk.
They spit up like they breathe,and they spit up, and I'm
like, I dude, I canbear. I'm gagging. I'm like,
oh, this is the I want. I want to want nothing to do
it. Fact, go under ababy's ass and take the mess from a
baby's diaper. Man, wait toget through that time. I don't.

(38:43):
I don't want to do any I'mthe poor her, poor cousin. She's
walking around with the suction cups onher boobs, and I'm like, man,
I don't miss any of this nonsense. One of those things you get
through, you tolerate. I havea seven and eleven year old and they're
getting in the car like there's noteven car seats anymore. They're just you
buckle them in and that's it,man, there's nothing. Go get a

(39:04):
shower, go put your pajamas on, take a bath. That's it.
And I and I see my wifeand she's getting that like she's like,
we should have another baby, andI'm like no, hell, we shouldn't
have another baby. No no,And that baby throwing up all over you
nine times is telling me we shouldn'thave another baby. Yeah. Yeah,
man, two big things this weekendthat opened up my asthma. Was like,
all right, no dog anytime soon, no baby man, peace and

(39:29):
quiet. It's nice to do whatyou want to do, dude. And
I'm all for you have a dog. I'll hang out with your dog.
I'll love your dog. I'm givingyour dog back. You have an infant,
I'll hold your baby. That's cool, you know what, ebbs,
But I'm giving it back. Yeah. Look at listen. I love our
dog man. He's fun dog.It makes me laugh. The kids love
them. They are taking care ofthe dog. I get it. But

(39:51):
if I could snap my finger andnever have met this dog or have a
dog, I'm like, okay,just you know, like that's it,
Yeah, dog never existed. I'dbe happy to Well. I can't do
it any of them now. Man, I'm stuck with the guy. It
was. It was to a Bootsmanchewing hack. You wore a hat the
other day and had a bite markin love that hat? Yeah? Oh,
would he chewt My wife's boots man. Oh boy boy, yeah yeah.

(40:15):
My dog used to get in mywife's makeup and like expensive makeup,
which and that's how I found outthat makeup's expensive, because to me,
makeup shouldn't be expensive. My wife'slike, no, it's like one hundred
dollars lipstick. He's like, ohjesus, ye, look we get back.
What do a thing called? Youthink you have it bad? You

(40:36):
think you've got it bad. Idon't think we have it bad. We
talked about it in trash. Here'ssome more details. Professional squatters have staked
a claim on a pub owned byGordon Ramsay. Reports say a group of
at least six people have taken overthe pub in London. They've also posted
a legal warning defending their occupation ofthe property. Source to say the group
wants to use the space as acommunity art cafe and posted quests for food

(41:00):
and donations. Police have been contactedbut say it's a civil matter. The
pub has been closed and put upfor sale. Ramsey has been unsuccessful in
getting out of the twenty five yearlease that he signed back in two thousand
and seven. I don't understand thatthe rights that squatters think they have.
I know not to do. Theydo have them the landlord, why can't

(41:21):
you just lift these people up andtake them out of your pub. A
recent study decided to do a deepdive in the what time of day was
best for getting the most benefit outof a workout. Performed by researchers at
the University of Sydney in Australia,the study followed the health trajectory of almost
thirty thousand people for nearly eight years. Each participant was asked to wear a

(41:42):
device that monitored physical activity in themorning, afternoon, and evening. What
they found was that those who didmost of their moderate to vigorous physical activity
between six pm and midnight had thelowest risk of premature death and death from
cardiovascular disease. So really, thatwould be in the morning. Working out
at night is the way to go. If I don't work out in the

(42:04):
morning, I don't work out,No dude, Yeah, I'm tired,
I'm going to be at the endof the day. The last thing I
want to do is work out.No, at least some at last,
I should say, some brilliant mindhas created something we can all get behind,
introducing the paint cam. Eve anamazing device that combines a home security
camera with the ability to shoot paintballsat intruders. The Kickstarter campaign for paint

(42:31):
cam Eve will reportedly begin April twentythird. Developers say they're an innovative security
system is able to detect humans andpets using facial recognition so they don't get
shot, and deters intruders with paintballmarkers, giving homeowners the ultimate peace of
mind and knowing that you could shootsomeone from your ring door camera. I

(42:52):
would be this would be interesting ifthis would escalate into an actual bullet where
if I'm watching something that somebody breakinto my house, like outside going through
the basement door. Now I gothim. I can see him on the
camera. Now I can put thatlittle mark over top of him. I
could shoot somebody. That's pretty awesome. Man. Now again, if it's
a emotion detector, I let thedog out back, Yeah, we could

(43:15):
have a problem. Apparently this saysit will learn like if it's the family
dog, not to shoot the dog. Which, by the way, it
was with some family over the weekendand they have a new dog and it
had a collar on and I thoughtthat you. I was like, did
you put up an electric fence.They're like, no, it's a shock
collar. Oh yeah, And Iwas like, really hit the button,

(43:35):
you shock them. See it's notelectricity though, I think it just it
vibrates, so it feels like it. Sure was a partyment wanted to put
it on. Yeah, see whatit feels like. Yeah, I see
what it feels like. Yeah,because he's he's a puppy, but he's
a massive and so dude, he'shuge and he's only going to get bigger.
So he doesn't know his own strength. So I guess that's why they
have the shock collar on him.A thing look like a small horse.

(43:57):
Yeah, they have some if theystart barking a show, but I mean
it's kind of I don't know mydogs. It barks too much. I
like to put one on, butthat's kind of what he's supposed to do,
Like you're supposed to bark, butnot this much. He can't get
mad. I me, he justdoesn't know his own strength. Yeah.
I use a shoe when he's bad, I throw a shoe out him.
Uh. There you go. Thosepeople, they haven't fad you not so
much. Peace out Arrowsmith one hunchpoint seven ZXL, South Jersey's Rock station

(44:22):
z x L where show my planworked. Man, I wanted to have
two kids just in case I hadone that I wasn't so proud of.
It took down a wrong path,wasn't good in school, wasn't athletic.
You know, he's kind of aenough it was. There is definitely a
moving lineup in my house. There'sfour kids. There's a moving lineup of

(44:45):
who's in first and who's in last? Okay, and it constantly moves,
like I should have a board inthe kitchen and say today today, this
one is number one, This one'snumber two, this one number three,
this one's number four. But youdon't tell him, right, You can't
if you do. Oh yeah,yeah, I said today your third in
line. I said, you reallyyou You really banged it up over the

(45:06):
weekend in a bad way. Soyeah, yeah, yeah, you guess
what. You're last in line now, And it feels good like I have
a Okay. So my eleven yearold, right, he's he's okay.
In school, he's just okay.He gets by, but he comes home,
we're going over homework. We haveto push him. He got in
trouble again for having his YouTube openin the classroom. Open. Come on,
he's not you know, he's notpaying attention of a boss all the

(45:27):
time that I will allow it.If he has the iHeartRadio app in school.
In school, he's listening to dadon the radio. That's the only
time he searches wz XL and he'slistening in school, I'll let that go.
He said he couldn't hear. Wedidn't believe him, so like kindergarten,
first grade, he really couldn't hear. His ears needed tube, so
it was a whole disaster. Soit was reading his way way behind.
But he does all right right,but he doesn't want to read. That's

(45:51):
what I like. I don't know. I want you to be in between
a person who doesn't read and akid that does read just a little bit,
just so I'm okay with you beingmediocre. Like I have a neighbor
man we're on the beach where allthe kids are hanging out, and like
he's reading a book. I waslike, I don't want that extreme,
but you gotta want to pick upa book, so skelet he's not very
good. I don't think I couldeven read a book. I don't think

(46:12):
that give me a book. Ithink it would be tough for me to
get through it. I don't Idon't like reading. I don't even like
reading a magazine. But now nowI've got the seven year old, right
o, dude reading up a storm. We're driving down, he's reading billboards.
He's he is, he is outreading, and he's certainly out spelling the
eleven year old. And I knowit kind of gets to the eleven year
old because he's like, he whathe said? He said a spell because

(46:37):
the eleven year old he got itwrong. But now the seven year OK,
I get it, I get Iget I would be confused to yeah
myself, my eleven year old spellsit phonetically like how it sounds, but
it's not necessarily the rules. Tome. It's nice, man. You
he comes home, he does hishomework, he's got it all down.

(46:59):
No problems in goal. No,it's probably a little too much. Yeah.
Yeah, Now I feel like I'ma proud parent of like, ah,
that's my kid right there. Likewhen he got out of when he
got out of kindergarten, they hadlike this big thing and one of the
kids she knew all of her sightwords, and I'm like, that's never
gonna be my kid. Maybe itwill be my kid now, well,
you never know. Ling's list ona roll. Give me that I told

(47:21):
you and my uh my son hada bit of a hiccup one semester of
college and that knocked him down quitea bit. He's down on the board.
He's down fourth. He's probably fourthon the board out of four kids.
He's still fourth on the boy he'sgotta be you know what. He
has to make a big comeback.Yeah. Yeah, and his sister doesn't
let him live that down. Ohno, his sister. His sister does

(47:43):
not let him live that down.So yeah, we have what's funny is
we have two that fight for thetop position and we have two that fight
for the bottom. Everybody, thanksfor your calling and he always welcomed on
this show, Glad when all partof it, stay there, kick out
that rock block for you. It'sone hundred point seven ZXL Jerseys Rock Station
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(48:07):
smiles at you. And when you'reloving, oh you love, when the
sun comes shining through, when you'recrying, let you bring on the rind.
Are gonna stop your shot and stopyour side well to be happy to
where you smiling. Let's just smile, keep on smiling. Smile. I'm

(48:30):
a smile. That rocking out,man, I know you guys are awesome.
I love put me guys on myway and work. She's a guy,
Yeah, warming up ship and I'mlike, I'm down here. We're
rocking. Hey, thank you youshot, You're the best. How you
doing? Yeah? Keep me laughing? Then you guys are great. Good
morning guys are shilariot? Oh god, is it my radio or are you

(48:57):
only broadcasting? And mana, thisis the rate that's in DJ. Better
Like if you're on it, Iwould listened to it. Man, getting
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