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it? Hey? Man? What'shappening? Good morning? My mom was

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always right. This is why Ilistened to the woman. Oh you never
played ball in the house. No, you never plant flowers before Mother's Day.
And today's a perfect example. Itgot the freezing. Yea, So
people get so excited. You gota couple of nice days, and they
run out and they buy all theseflowers. Flowers are sensitive like me,

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and they plan them. They putthem in pots, put them outside.
Last night it got to freezing.You're all dead if you don't, if
you don't take the proper precaution.Yeah, they're getting they good chance.
They could all be dead this morning. What about broccoli because my wife playing
I think she's playing it broccoli overthe weekend. You know why, because
I can go to a store andbuy it. Grass seed? What about

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grass seed? Grass seed? Yougotta watch too, man, it's pretty
hearty grass seed. But but yeah, flowers. My mom always said,
you don't put flowers out until Mother'sDay. We got nice weather there.
Everybody's at home depot and grabbing topsoil, and everything's earlier and earlier,
like it's February and they're like,look, buy some flowers. No,
honey, it got the fifty eighthFebruary. We have a little bit of

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weater coming. We got chilly overthe weekend. Man had to turn the
heat back on at the house.Yeah, now, I refuse man,
It's like where a sweatshirt, buddy. My house got to a fifty nine
the other day, so I hadto turn the heat back on. No.
No, I put it at sixtyfour. So it's not like it
was a big thing. It barelykicks on. But still I had to
take the edge off a little bit. Yeah. My kid's like, ah,
it's cold in here. I waslike, no, son, there's

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dead people all around. That's whyyou see her. There's ghosts everywhere.
I see that. That's smoke comingout of your mouth. Everybody, Monday,
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A man who set himself on fireoutside of the New York City courthouse where
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they saw the man, who theNew York Police Department identified his thirty seven
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one thirty on Friday. So Iguess you're hoping somebody there has a fire
extinguish her. I think you're killingyourself. I think you know that this
is gonna be it. What's scaryis, man, people were just filming
it and not helping them, andyou're watching a guy walk around on fire.

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Okay, I thought maybe he wastrying to make a statement. Oh
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Oh, I haven't hanging from arafter downstairs basement. Yeah, the organic
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to the CDC at the health organizationsaid people who bought the basil should just
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There was a little good and badScottie on each shoulder yesterday when I
was leaving this dinner party. Becausewe've talked about this off the air,
Okay, I like when I'm inpeople's heads, Yeah you were, because
a part of me said I shouldprobably listen to the uh good Scottie and
he says, hey, no,no, when you're leaving the dinner party,
you should leave the food that youbrought at the dinner parties for the

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less. The person who's hosting theparty says to you, hey, look,
take take this please, or herewe packed it up. Take this
please. You don't go back andand and and grab the stuff that you
brought has a gift to the party. Now. The other scott is the
one I agree with, says no, no, man, you need to
take everything. Even the bottle Tito'syou brought that's half empty. That would

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you need to bring it? Youneed to bring its Jo that's that's bad.
Jojo. I had you are oneshoulder and the me on the other
shold because I because I, yeah, I don't do that. You leave,
you leave everything unless the person tellsyou take it please, I don't
want it. Take it. Likeso, so I'm real conscious now of
spending and I have to be.And food is the biggest part of control,
man. It is even when Ispend with my own family, like

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my kids look at a half apiece of tooist, I'm like, I
almost want a jam in your mouthlike a kid, like a like a
doll trying to take a pill.Like, now, you got to put
this in your body. Man,I'm not. I can see money when
I throw it away. Eat everything. So we go to this little dinner
party. Yeah today, Now wegot these uh, we got these short
ribs that have been marinating in thefridge, right, So they invite us
over. So my wife is makingthem and I said, well, what

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are you doing with those? She'slike, I'm bringing them to the party.
It's like you're bringing them to theparty, Like that was twenty dollars
worth of meat. That's not whatyou bring to a party when you go
to somebody else's out. You bringa bottle of wine, you bring we
brought a bottle of wine, oryou bring a side dish to me,
if you're hosting the party, themain dish is what you should be bringing,
Like my wife is throwing all thesethings together and bringing it over.

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Like you don't bring short ribs.We spent twenty dollars on. It's like
you bring a you bring a sideor something you want to do, some
potatoes or something like a bag ofchip. Right, that's what you bring
to the party. Here, here'ssome utz scot that's that we go.
I'm okay, okay, not everybodyate everything that was there, So I
definitely bringing my bottle Tito's back.It's like I didn't know no one else.
That's it. That's that. Butme and you have had that talk

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then. But that that that's thegift for the person hosting the event.
Brought a bottle of wine. Thegift is that the two broads that they
pounded the bottle of wine. That'sI mean, maybe you've got to think
life. If you're bringing a bottleof wine and a jug of tito Tito's
was was for me? And noware Dinner's over and I'm looking at it
and no one really touched any ofthe ribs that we brought and told my

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wife, I was like, yougot to bring that back. Oh,
you got to bring that back homewith you. Like that's I'm looking at
twenty five hours with the ribs therethat I again, first of all,
I planned on having the rib thatwas that was my dinner. Like,
that's that's not what you bring tosomebody else's party. You're grabbing a putting
in your pockets. Well, Ithought about it. I was like,
just tell them. I was like, just grab them. She's like,

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no, we should probably leave them. I said, just grab them,
tell them that they're in the dishand you're bringing the dish back. Just
grab the whole in the bag.I've been bummed out because my you know,
my wife will will be at afriend's house and my wife will help
the woman clean up at the end, and they're packing up all the food
and then we go to pack upthe car and none of the food came
with us, and I'm like,where did all this stuff that you guys

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packed up going. She's like,oh, I gave it to the other
girl. What Please bring some stuffhome? From me. Of course you
want that back. Now we haveit here and I'm gonna use that this
week. I I will eat theribs. We took them back. Yeah,
I took him back. Man.They did. They did chicken like
good, that's what you do,you do chicken. So we all had
chicken. We don't need I don'tknow a bunch of different meats to choose

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from, Like where are we theydo no chicken? You bring a side
dish to go with the chicken.They don't these short ribs on top of
you? Who makes a side textgoing on about you? Who makes chicken
and ribs for a meal? Youryour wife? Your wife made this extra
thing. But you still like that? I think you just got to eat
it and just and and there yougo. Leave it there. Things unless

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the host of the party says,hey, take them please, we don't
have room for them. We don'teat them. Take them home? No,
Because if I was the host,I'd be like, no, I
hope they did pack them up andjust throw them in a backpack and pack
them on the bag the Walmart backtook them back home with us? Yeah,
think are clanging and everything in there, the legit coming off the pots
you get you're grabbing picture frames offtheir tables. That's mine. Oh this

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silver war is nice. Will takethis with us too. You know you
do salad. That's what you do. You bring a salad when you go
to a party. I'm selling you. It's like five dollars in there.
I man, I look at costsnow. I'm like, yeah, you
can't go wrong. Philadelphia Pretzel Factory, pretzel tray. Yeah, I can't
go wrong. I get it.You bring that. Everyone's loving. What's
that forty five dollars? I thinkit's like twenty bucks, is it?

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It's still pretty good. It's notcrazy expensive. Look we we get back
do some rock news. Joe,Joe and Scottie rock news. Here's some

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rock news. The Rock and RollHall of Fame has revealed the name of
sixteen artists that are going to makeit into the Hall of Fame. Let's
see here. Okay, you ready, all right, there's a bunch of
different categories. Now, so hereare the performer categories. This is the
big one. These are the onesthat are getting in for being good.
This is Rock and Roll Hall ofFame. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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If we kick it off with MaryJ. Blige, Good ones,
get the perform, right, MaryJ. Blige, She's still alive,
right, Yeah, she'll perform.She wants share. Dave Matthews Band,
Foreigner, Peter Frampton, Cool Inthe Gang, Ozzy Osbourne, and a
tribe called Quest. Okay, theMusical Influence Awards are going to go to

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three people. I have no ideawho they are. Alexis Corner, John
mal Big Mama Thornton and the MusicalExcellence award goes to Jimmy Buffett MC five,
Dion Warwick and Norman Whitfield. Notdoes anybody listening cares. But I
think one of the guys from tribecall Quest isad is he? I think
so, yeah, one of themdie. I only know the one song.

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What's the one? That one bigone they had? Here we go,
Yeah, Here we go. Yeah. So what's the scenario. Yeah,
I was never a big tribe.I think my wife was in the
tribe. I never was. Itwas, yeah, I was, I
was. I was waiting, Iwas waging a rock and roll Yeah I
couldn't. I didn't have time forthat. Lars Ulric his house in Deutscheland,

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right, It's in heller Up,Denmark, suburb of Copenhagen. The
house he grew up in is upfor sale. They're gonna get about seven
million bucks for this house that LarsOlrik grew up in. Uh. The
impressive multi story brick home was builtin nineteen oh seven. It's been the
residence for a desk for the Denmark'selite, including various cultural figures, musicians

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and sportsmen. The property has oversizedwindows, hardwood floors, gorgeous distinctive design.
Outside of features a lush backyard untilthe jed and greenhouse. It's got
I guess it's gotta be worth that, right, I mean, what do
you get because la I don't thinkit's I don't think it's worth a lot
of money because of him. Ithink his parents had money. I forgot
his dad I think was a professionaltennis player and they had some dad,

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so they had some cash already.So yeah, it's a little but they
can also I think, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but
they could put it like in theI guess, like in the little notes
like hey Lars Ulrik lived here.Okay, by the way, Eric just
sent me a note here. Fifedog from tribpall Quest is dead. fIF
fife dog. Now is that apH or an F? It's p H

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I F A fight dog, whichis d A w G. He guided
forty five fights? Oh man,God, dude, come on, man,
I'm forty four. That doesn't makeme feel good. Heart the band
Heart is going to hit the road, right. I think they started their
tour this weekend. Uh. AnnWilson was being interviewed and the interviewer said,

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Hey, I know that you andNancy, her sister, have had
some real big family issues in thelast few years that have made you not
tour. And when I asked aboutit, she said, we're talking,
We're fine. We just felt like, so why not go out on tour.
The common ground is that we bothwant to be excellent, we both
want to want it to be absolutelypart. We just basically put together and

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said let's go now. This stemsfrom Anne her husband was arrested for allegedly
hitting one of Nancy's children. Right, I was gonna ask you about that.
Yep. Anne and Nancy came backtogether in twenty nineteen. The tension
between the sisters, who reportedly waslingering. She said, there's so many
things circumstantially since twenty nineteen. Alot of it is just family drama and

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unavoidable and just other stuff that peoplewanted to do besides heart. Now,
if I remember, the story wasthat Anne's husband was getting so pissed off
because Nancy's kids were so awful thathe grabbed one and threw the kid up
against the side of a busy tryingto make just saying shut up, stop,

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just stop being annoying. And weall think it. You just can't
actually do especially when somebody else iskid. Kid, when it's somebody else's
keys, you probably shouldn't do it. As if even it's your own kid
having a bad day. Man,but the guy was having a bad day,
probably lost money gambling, you knowwhat I mean. Kids jumping on
the couch, just like enough,just shut up, stupider the bathroom,
Just go out there and play Barracuda. Ah, there you go. Some

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I guess I gotta teach my littleguy. These are things when you're a
parent you just kind of forget,like you know, but I guess you

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have to instill it in your kids. Uh my son is not a very
good entertainment coordinator. So it's niceout now. So like all the neighborhood
kids are out and about, andyou know, they kind of you know,
they go from house to house.And now my house is the house
that they're all hanging at. Right, So as one buddy comes over and

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that's cool, and he leaves hisbicycle in the driveway, which is like
the bat signal right to the otherkids. This is a party going on,
man. So now like, uh, my son and him are playing
video games in my son's bedroom.I mean the windows are open, and
I just hear, yeah, comecome on in, just come on in,

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come on in and out, justcome on. And I'm like,
it's stop. You sit in themiddle of the game, man. And
so it's my my, my,my son's friend. He's just now inviting
kids to come into my house.Okay, all right, you guys want
to come, I'm gonna give youa little bit of time. But other
than that, I want to playoutside, right, that that's that's the
deal. Nice day, you don'thave to be inside playing video games.
So like three or four kids comeinto my house. So now I'm downstairs

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getting some stuff done, folding laundrylike a real man should on a Saturday
morning, right, and I'm noticingthere's just children wandering around my home.
So I go up to my son. He's playing video games with his friend,
and I go, dude, whyare there just kids wandering around the
house and not and you're not withthem? And he goes, oh,

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there are and I go okay,dude, okay. So I was like,
we gotta have a talk. AndI was like everyone outside, Oh,
everybody outside except you. You're thehangout man, right. I was
like except And I said, dude, here's the deal. When you invite
people over, you can't just letthem wander the house by themselves. You're
in charge. You're the guy.Like, I'm not even kidding, dude,

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I just some girl was just sothe best is they all leave.
One kid just stays. I didn'teven know they were there, like five
minutes late, the kids just walkingaround upstairs. Yeah, like like my
kid will have a friend over.But I'll go up there check on them,
and my kids play in the videogame and the other kid's not doing
anything. I'm like, nnah,you got to include everybody here. They're

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not here to hang out and justwatch you play video game. Somehow get
them involved in the video game orjust go outside. And I also told
them too, I said, look, if you don't want them here,
you're allowed to say, all right, guys, everyone's got to go.
And I said, you're allowed touse me right as a parent, I'm
allowed to be the bad guy.So say hey my parents. My parents
said everyone's got to go. Okay, fine, but you can't just let

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kids who I don't know wander aroundmy house. Yeah, my dad was
right, man, not to bethe hangout. And if we did,
it was kind of in the basement. And I know we didn't like that
either, because even me, Idon't like when my kids have friends over.
I just don't hate it. Here'salways so there's always one kid,
man, there's always something that happens. One kid doesn't feel like he's being
treated fairly and everything else. I'mlike, well, and i just give
up. I'm like I'm done withall of it. Then everybody just go

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home. The best is my wife. She just she shuts the bedroom doors
to our bedroom and she's having noneof it. Yeah, they get the
whole house now and I'm like,I'm like, okay, so you're no
help. So I have no backupnow. I just got kids wandering around
my home, and I got mylittle guy. He's not helping at all.
He's playing a game of MLB theshow and uh, I'm like,

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yeah, everybody, get out ofhere. My one guy's little like he
had a little fat friend. Man. He's a weird kid anyway, but
the parents would like drop him offand not tell us he's dropping them off.
I've never met the parents or likethis. The fat kid would scoot
over on his little scooter, butit was one you're not putting any cardio
in. It's like an electric one, which is probably why is fat.
It would just show up to thehouse. I'm like, no, no,

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no, man, don't just showyou know. It's just say.
We were at dinner last night andthe neighbor brought up that kids, like
kids around the neighborhood would just walkin. His wife didn't like it.
He liked it. He liked thefact that was in school where they would
just come up and just walk inoff. No, this isn't a this
isn't a ninety sitcom. Man,knock on the door, ask because I
might not even want you here.Yeah, no, I I and I

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look, I don't care you knockon the door. Look from my little
guy. You know what I'm gonnado. I'm gonna shove him outside.
You guys, go play outside.We got a trampoline out there. It
was a beautiful day. Go havefun. Right, I got a garage
that I turned into a rec room. Go have fun. Knock it out
of the park. But when they'reinside, yeah, I don't like it.
Man, I don't like it.And especially when they're inside and just

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wandering around my home. Yeah,you're in line for the ice maker because
you got a little kid in funny, it's filling up a ice like that.
So my oldest she, you know, she wants to reliver childhood.
So she she'll say, to thesekids, you want me to make you
lunch. I pull her aside andI go, no, no, no,
we're not making these kids lunch.You know, do you know how
expensive that is? These are sixkids. I'm not making them lunch.

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Heke Kid, who'd your parents votefor? You're right, this isn't a
ninety sitcom. It's not Home Improvement, all right, it's not the Cosby
Show. I don't want these kidsin my house and I definitely am not
feeding them. Look, I gotlot of parent tickets to go see Willie
Nelson, Bob Dylan, Robert Plantand Moore up in Candy. Do you

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want that? Six zero nine sixseven seven one hundred seven six zero nine
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We'll do a thing called Headline ConspiracyCorner one hundred point sevens THEXL South Jerseys
rock station and the z XL MorningShow. The Great Gary G. Garcia

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in studio with us. Go toacjokes dot com to learn more about him
before we jump into your conspiracy today, Gary, and we love conspiracies.
Have you heard about this ozempic thingwhere it's the weight loss drug but it's
causing I guess the way it worksis you don't pull any nutrients in right

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like, you take it and youjust lose a ton of weight. So
women are getting pregnant because they're takingthe pill and it's not digesting. So
they're getting pregnant on this ozempic andthey're all and now they're skinny. So
people want to bang them. Andto me, nah, man, I

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do a lot of banging they're callingit's like where I get on my core,
you know, like planking. Ifyou're on a be careful and you're
on the pill, it might notwork. Yeah, well, you know,
they also just recently, they recentlysaid that obesity is a disease.
You know, can I agree withthem? But can I also say that

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wing night is a disease? Yeah, conspiracies as far as like, you
know, it's all just to selldrugs. Look, that's all it is.
It's an easily curable disease. Stopshoving food into your piehole because the
truth of the matter is it's nota person in the world to eat right
and is active in some sort ofway that suffers from that disease. Is

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a dise for is a buffet.Yeah, you know, even the pyramid,
the food pyramid that' supposed to beall healthy for us in the fifties
and sixties. Yeah, and thatthey're still showing schools and stuff like that.
It was a wonder bread on topof yeah yeah, and it was
all done through Paola. Everyone paidto be on That has nothing to do

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with being healthy. And even theway they tell you to eat with the
two eggs and the bacon and allthat bacon wasn't even on there until the
home Boys started putting up some dough, big big hog, got it,
bigg dude. Yeah, you lookstunned. Look at castands over it.
You're a Costanza by the way,just so you know that, Jojo,
Yeah, you're a Castanzo taking backfood. You don't remember when he when

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George's father took back the George's fathertook back the loaf of uh. I
forgot what it was that bread?Bread? Yeah yeah, this dude taking
back Yeah, Jojo takes. Butit takes food back from a party.
I can't. I couldn't see.Here's the thing with Totitos. When you
got there, you should have leteverybody know the titos is for me.

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It is feel free to ask mefor a drink, but this is for
me. The wine is for you, This is for me. You should
have kept it in your hand Iwould have just kept it on my lap
the whole. I'll offer you someof my titos, but it's going but
the ribs is going too far.The ribs you repack. You brought food
to a dinner party, and thenthe food and noon today when I'm diving
into those ribs because I haven't anyhave a disease. You have a disease.

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I see you, m yeah,I do see that. Man.
You might have a slight touch.You have a slight touch of obesity.
Garantee. What is the conspiracy youhave for us? Today? I was
actually I found I was watching thisthing. Dude. You know we're going
back to the moon. Yes,I heard that. Yes, we have
drones on a bunch of plants rightnow, don't we. No, dude,

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supposedly we haven't even broke through thefirst layer of the atmosphere. But
that's besides the point. I wasgoing back to the moon. Yeah show,
Yeah, so we're going back.But they said that that it's not
going to be live. And wheneverybody said, why is a nigga who
be televised, They're like, well, you know, it's very hard to

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do, you know, with today'stechnology, we couldn't get data going back
and forth. That's what I'm saying, fact a movie studio, doesn't anybody
question that that they're saying, youknow what it is now too. If
they were to try it now,they probably they probably know there's too many
people that are like watching now,like paying attention. So would have to

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be perfect, perfect, perfect videothat somebody could could probably pull apart.
Like I mean, this is lie. It's crazy because if in fact we
didn't go, man, a lotof people had to like be involved in
that and like kept that secret foryou know, why hasn't it gotten yet?
Even though from understanding the you know, the astronauts themselves have been on
shows where they said we never beento the moon, you know, so

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I don't know, you know,has everybody really been quiet about it or
they that whenever somebody comes out aboutit, everybody just ut some down.
I feel like we're in a worldtoday where even if we went to the
moon and we did broadcast it,it would be like one of these things
where like you can only get iton only fans, like it would just
be like it would be so happyand be like, oh yeah, you
had that subscription. I just thinkif we went to the Moon that we'd

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be so into it. We wouldhave kept going, like we would be
there a bunch of times, especially, you know, didn't they say we've
been there like six more times,but twelve times or something like. You
would do it now, especially ina state of the country now, like
we need something cool to look at. It would be putting guys on the
moon, and we probably will ruinthe moon as soon as we get a
chance to do that. Let's saywe do this planet. This is probably
we left the stuff there, sowe already got litter on them. Somebody

(26:41):
would have built something by now onthe Moon. It never made sense to
me, and now they know itdoesn't make sense. So now they're saying
we can't cause I mean, comeon, in reality, we all have
cell phones. You know, Ican't make a clean call from Ohio the
OA to Atlantic City. You know, it's saying I'm in Ohio trying to
call back home and I can't getyou know, connection, good service.

(27:02):
So they already know that no one'sgonna buy you know, you know,
i'd be like a Verizon or ATand T thing for sure. You know,
the wireless on the moon. Yeah, get wireless on the moon.
He said, I'm feeling you.People are starting to look at Ellen again.
Ellen's popping up. Yeah, theair well. Also, now you

(27:26):
know, it's all coming back toDiddy, you know all roads Nowaday,
I've been I've been hardcore trying tofind something that's not about Diddy, and
somehow it all comes back because Ellen'shad Diddy on his show seventeen times and
they talked about the parties he's he'sreally of the music industry. Well,

(27:48):
some people are saying that he's aplant, that he's you know, covert
operator man working CIA for the CIA, and they're saying that the raid had
less to do with you know,puff diddling people and more to do with
who he might have had a videoon Wow, So they sent them,
the FEDS to get that video sothey could destroy that video. So supposedly,

(28:10):
the talk is that he has somebig politician or some really big you
know artist that has that kind ofpull and that's why they ran in there.
Not really he did. He wasvery big of filming everything in the
filmed everything. Listen, when yousee cameras in the closet, you know
what I'm saying. In the bathroomman all over the house. Well,

(28:32):
I mean, when you're that rich, I guess you can. You guys,
aren't that building? You got camerasright there. There's a part of
me it feels bad for Ellen becauseI don't here's a broad who for twenty
years just did that stupid talk showright How's wives loved it and they had
show. She was very big forthe Elga. She was the first.
I think she was the first firstactor on TV to come out as you

(28:53):
know, but then you know,to come out. I would even say
I have the female. I wouldsay, because you had Bill, Well
he wasn't really, but he wasa gay character and soap remember that show,
Soap Billy Crystal. Great show,but here's the thing. You're finishing
up your show and then in internslike you're mean to me, and we
were. We were at a spacein the world where we were looking for

(29:18):
that. Yeah, I canceled becausean intern said she was mean. Well,
it was backed up by a coupleof more interns. Okay, it's
different than me when we grew up. I mean, yeah at her,
yeah, I mean she yelled ather. Yeah, she was like the
one who ran the show and wantedit done a certain way. That's the
problem with everybody nowadays. They're toosoft. He hasn't even been working there.

(29:45):
He's been working there maybe three months, and he'll be like, he
needs to take a day off,and his boss is mad and he goes
my boy to the one. I'vebeen there three weeks straight. I'm like,
dude, when I was coming upworking regular jobs, you have to
work a year before you ever gota sick day. What are you even
saying? Everybody's so off? LikeI couldn't coach. I used to be

(30:06):
a great coach for these kids.Man, you know I couldn't coach.
I throw basketballs at their heads andstuff like that. You know that's what
dude. I remember coaches grabbing meby the collar and throwing up against the
wall, right Like. I neverthrown the kid against the wall, I
remember, but I have thrown basketballsat him. You know what I'm saying.

(30:26):
I didn't want to. I didnwant time slam a kid against the
fence. But I found for allyour coaches out there who are looking for
a way to, like, youknow, not let them see it.
I did it as if I wascongratulating. I waited I waited till he
did something good, you know,like he like he swung and actually made
contact with the ball and and likehe made it the first base and I

(30:49):
picked him up and I was likeyeah, and then threw him against the
fence. But I did it asif I was encouraging it, But in
reality, it was all those erorshe made every game before. But going
back to that dude, they're sayingthat her DJ and I'm not trying to
tell you nobody's name. Well,first of all, her girlfriend and the
DJ both died in the same year. Remember Ann, hersh whatever drove right

(31:12):
through a house and then she andtried to jump out of the They were
saying she was dead already, andshe popped up out of the death back
it's to watch, yes it is. And then the then the dancer died,
and they're saying that the dancer theDJ uh because he danced with his
lady all time the videos. They'resaying that he knew a little too much

(31:34):
and that you know, he mighthave been doing the ditterally do too.
All roads, all roads right noware leading back to Diddy the moment just
enough, you know, I can'tstop talking about it. So that's just
an up, you know, alittle little update on what's going on.
Where do people find you get scaryevery day? Man? They just they

(31:56):
just killed some TikToker because she wasthey say, because she was released too
much stuff about it, All road, all road, little nervous yeo.
You could catch me at ac jokesdot com every Monday night over in New
York City at the Grizzly Pair doingit not quite Tuesday midnight show. And
you could catch me doing Rated Gtwice a week everywhere. You get podcasts

(32:17):
from my man, Brian's the It'sa great It's a great podcast. Go
check it out, Gary G Pasttwo hundred. Brian is just very nervous
dude. So he shakes it off. Look we we get back. Knock
out some trash, Oh why lovetrash? Anything thirty on anything racket or

(32:50):
rock or roughing long frash. Ididn't get my invite to this. Victoria
Beckham's fit fieth birthday was over theweekend. She had a big party.
You know me and the Vicks thereI thought were tight. I got one.
You're my plus one. She onlyset one to the show. You
know me and David Beckham grew uptogether. So Tom Cruise was there.

(33:16):
Mark Anthony right, ex husband ofj Low. This is a real good
looking soccer player. Right. DavidBeckham. David Beckham and his wife Victoria
Beckham is one of the Spice Girls. Ah, she had all the Spice
Girls and the David even put upa video of all the Spice Girls together
on the dance floor dancing too,one of big Spice Girls stuff. Yeah,

(33:37):
yeah, I don't know what songit was, but it was that
they were dancing the Spice Girls music. You're the DJ there. You don't
set up five microphones and just handthem out and say you're girls, do
your thing. Man, dude,it's weird. And I think it's Victoria
that keeps pushing it away. They'vebeen offered like hundreds of millions of dollars
to go out and reunite as theSpice Girls, and she kind of refuses
to do. He don't want toBackstreet Boys or an in synctour. They

(34:00):
don't need to do. They're sobig in Europe. They don't just have
their own toy. They don't theydon't need to do that n KOTV in
sync, Backstreet boise type of likeplaying the Venues stadium, two States stadiums.
Wow, that's how big they areover in Europe. And then,
dude, you gotta remember for agood probably four year period, they were

(34:21):
huge here in the in the States. Kevin Bacon, he went to the
school that Footloose was filmed at overthe weekend. I guess the school came
together and kept sending him videos saying, Hey, we're doing this big community
charity event. How awesome would itbe since we're the school that you filmed
Footloose. You came here and helpedthis out. Dude, I gotta give

(34:44):
Kevin Bacon a lot of primes.He said, yeah, and he showed
up and I watched a video andI guess it was the pre prom stuff.
They were doing a big charity eventand like they were packing food for
the homeless or something like that,and he's there are packing food with the
kids. He's there. Yeah,But if you're a kid, you're probably
like, who's this old guy?Right? But yeah, who's this?

(35:06):
What? What foot foot what?Grandmam's there? I can't great to see
it, Grandma? She could cutloose about where's that big the other guy?
They were doing a tractor Chicken withHe's dead. That was Sean Penn's
brother Chris. He died about tenyears ago. Maybe a was a door.
I thought it was that chicken fighton the track. It was chicken

(35:29):
fighting with the track. Kevin,Yes, I remember he couldn't dance,
so Kevin Bank was trying to teachhim how to dance. The whole movie
is awesome. Paris Hilton. ParisHilton's getting back into the music game.
Uh, She's She put out asingle over the weekend. Are you playing
it? I know you're you're aDJ. You're South Jersey's number one mobile

(35:51):
DJ. Are you playing Paras Siltons? Not yet. I gotta wait for
it to get hot. You know, we got to test it first.
But I guess they put a videoout for it, and that she showed
off her new daughter, a fivemonth old London Marilynd Hilton Real. And
she also has a son, PhoenixBaron Hilton Real. So good for Paris.
Hey, I've found a video yourmom. It's all in green.

(36:15):
It's weird, it's grainy, it'sweird. Scarlett Johanson wanted a restraining order
against a guy since November, butit's been dismissed by a judge. The
guy is claiming to be the fatherof Scarlet's child, Cosmo. He also
has appeared outside of Scarlett Johansson's homemultiple times and posted photos online outside of

(36:36):
the home, but a judge said, yeah, I'm not giving you the
restraining order, which makes me thinkmaybe he's the dad. Wow. If
you watched mad Men, the redheadwith the huge boobs, Christina Hendricks,
she got married over the weekend,So congrats to Christidina Hendricks. Yeah,
dude, good looking girl. ManI love and that's a great show man,

(36:57):
Ben Kelly Osbourne just lost a tonof weight and this sucks now.
Man. In the world of ozempic, if you lose a lot of weight
one hundred percent, you're on Ozemba. No one believes that you actually did
anything other than ozempic to lose theweight. You don't just start hitting a
treadmill. So she dropped eighty fivepounds and people are saying, hey,
you did it because of ozempic.She's claiming she did not. She did

(37:20):
in five days. Yeah, that'sthe thing. Six weeks people are losing
a body like they're losing one hundredpounds, right, in six weeks and
people are like, no, no, I just I stopped eating carbs the
Mediterranean diet. And j Lo hashad an apartment in New York City.
She's had it listed for seven yearsfor sale. It just sold over the

(37:40):
weekend. Yeah, it looks badwhen it's on the market that long.
What's wrong with the fe of property? Years? Seven years it's been on
the market. There you go,some trash for one hundred point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station in our ZXLworkforce and employee of the day,
Good morning, Yeah, well shock, we picked up the phone, aren't

(38:04):
you? Like? Wait a minute. I never win a radio contest,
but here they are on the phoneline with me. Hello, Hey,
how you doing? Hey, wellbuddy, it's going on with you?
Not much just hanging out. Yeah, uh well you want to go see
Willy Nelson, Bob Dylan and RobertPlant. Absolutely what do you made?
Just hanging out? Like? Whatwhat do you doing this morning? Hanging
out, having some coffee, hangingout with one of you guys? Rock

(38:27):
out, rock out man, he'srocking out with his Sea word out.
You know what that guy's doing.How many cups of coffee have you had
already not yet. How many cigarettes? Cigarette? Okay, I play this
game all day. How about redBulls? No, something with sugar in
it, something with green in it? Greening, got you? We just

(38:47):
had four twenty man happy four twentyYeah, absolutely, I know what's up.
I know what you're doing. Youyou're gonna love Willy Nelson then,
oh yeah, absolutely yeah, theGodfather, Uh, Willy knows, Bob
Dylan and Robert Plan. I'm prettysure Zeppelins smoked their good amount of weed.
Absolutely. Yeah, it's gonna becrazy there. It's gonna be dude,

(39:09):
they're old. It's not gonna becrazy. It's gonna be it's gonna
be cool. But I don't thinkit's gonna be crazy. I'm gonna say
you won't be jumping up and down. You might break it ahead me hanging.
You'd be probably sitting in your seatwatching the show. Uh. Well,
we'll get your weed now. Now. Are you an edible guy or
you smoke? Still? Okay?Yeah, I'm a big I'm a big

(39:31):
smoke fan. The edible thing,still it throws me the wrong way.
Yeah. I like a traditional oldsmoke, you know, up an old
joint or something. What was thelast time. When was the last time
you rolled your own joint? Lastweek? Okay, all right, man,
what's your what's your what's your paperthat you use? I use the
non bleached ones, non bleed.You don't want to be unhealthy, Scott.

(39:54):
What he wants to me's smoking it? So yeah, because I'm I'm
a big old zigzag guy. Youknow. Yeah, friend in mine was
smoking a lot of joints and hehad to go to the doctor and they
told me you can't smoke it anymore. So I'm like, you know what,
I got to start some little bit. Well I go to another doctor.
Yeah that has second opinion written allover it. Look right, Uh,
you gotta take It's Willie Nelson,Bob Dylan, Robert Plant and more.

(40:15):
It's Willy's fourth of July picnic upin Camden. You stay on hold,
okay, all right? Often,thank you. I'm not a week
guy. But I don't know ifI could wake up and smoke weed,
I get done that day. It'scalled waking bait. Is that what it
is? Waking bay? And thenyou go to your job and work hard
and give one hundred percent. Studentseverywhere like they're not even kidding you.

(40:35):
Just you go to any parking lot, in any store. I'm like,
I'm watching parents open up the backdoor to a car to you know,
bring out their toddler, and theircar is just oozing with POTSA is that
vate thing? Man? The vateIt just seems okay. You're just blowing
it in a box, you know, or sucking it out of this little
box thing. That's so cool.Four twenty God, I got so Saturday,

(40:59):
man, I celebrated Fortune. Iwas so high crazy, I got
just dude, I got so itwas. I listened to Sublime, I
got some black white posters from SpencerGifts. It was, it was real.
Was a good day, man.Yeah for twenty. We're twenty for
life. You know what every dayshould be. Four twenty. Look we

(41:21):
get back. Knock out some headlines. Rock the bank, you want to
rocket? Rock it right here,one hunch of point seven WXL nine.
Am be listening for that keyword.Go to the website, put it in
your shot at one thousand dollars allday to day right here. So Saturday
was kind of like a lazy dayat my house and my wife's doing stuff.

(41:44):
She's like, she's like, youknow what. I'm like, I'm
doing like a me day, andI was like cool. So I find
myself by myself downstairs. No one'saround, My little guy's playing with his
friends. So I put a whyI don't know. I put on Canniball
Run two. It's a great move. Wait a minute, Canniball Run two.

(42:06):
Canniball Run two, not the originalCanniball Run, which is a classic
Canniball Run two. Was that anygood? I means okay, okay good?
Was Canniball Run good? It's it'sgoofy. Yeah. So it's at
the height of Burt reynolds career,Like he's the number one box office draw

(42:27):
so he gets to do any moviesthat he wants. So his body,
the guy who's smoking in the bandithow needleman needman something like that. He's
a stuntman turned director. They're like, all right, do these Canniball Run
movies, which if you don't knowwhat Canniball Run movie is, they start
in like La and they have todrive to New York or vice versa,
across the country in a certain amountof time, and all it is is

(42:51):
Burt Reynolds friends. Yeah, rightwas Dom Delawives. In part two,
he's Captain Chaos. He dresses upas a superhero, which also he bangs
Mary Lou Henner from Taxi Well inthe ship in the movie. In the
movie her and Shirley McLean playing nunsand they pretend to be nuns to get

(43:12):
to New York to go to Broadway. And now they're now they're now they're
hitching a ride with Burt Reynolds andDom Delaiz who when dom uh really gets
into the Cannibaal Run he turns intoCaptain Chaos. Dean Martin and Sammy Davis
Junior pretend to be priests. Itwas a great of a movie. Okay,

(43:35):
they're doing the race again. Yeah, so okay, so Hannibal won
the race is done right, andBurt Reynolds wins. I think, I
don't know sure. And so nowthe beginning Canniball Run two is Jamie Farr
from mash the guy who played thetransvestite in Mash. Right, he now
is playing a uh like a MiddleEastern sheet and his dad who's played by

(44:04):
Ricardo Montabon who played Con in StarTrek two, and then he was he
was in the Fantasy Island. Heis his dad, and they want to
redo the Cannonball Run. So theyhave so much money because they have all
this oil, and so he sendsJamie Farr to start the Cannonball Run again.
Wow. My favorite part of CannonballRun too, I sat through the

(44:25):
whole movie was, Oh, bythe way, dude, Daisy Duke from
the original dus of Hazard so hot, he's in there. She's driving a
Lamborghini. Yeah, with Susan AntonSo there are a lot of names in
the seventies. So then there's amonkey driving a limousine. This sounds like

(44:49):
if you're trying to describe a dreamto somebody and the monkey is driving Tony
Danza. Yeah, so now here'sthe thing. They drive the car from
inside the limousine, but they heput the monkey outside in the driver's seat
because there's no windshield for some reason, and the monkey is pretending the drive
but he's not really driving. SoTony Dance is really Then what is it

(45:10):
with Tony Danza and mony monkeys?He does a lot of stuff. There's
another movie too where him and anothertaking care of the monkey, taking care
of three monkeys, like somebody diedand left them these three monkeys. Uh,
and he took care of Mona andso so then uh, Joe Thaisman
shows up. Oh and then Jackiechan is with Jaws from James Bond,

(45:35):
the name Dropper. Yeah, dude, it's so dumb. It's so dumb.
Thing old, Thank Jesus Christ.And dude, Burt Reynolds his wigs.
Burt Reynolds wig is so bad itdoesn't even It looks like a raccoon
on top of his head. Sojealous of your Saturday, because I can't

(45:57):
stop watching and now I'm yelling everytime the monkey is is because the monkey
now is starting to beat up people. So the monkey's beating up people and
he's driving, he's drinking beers.I keep yelling at the TV. Look
at the monkey, he's shrinking abeer. Look at the monkey. He
just punched a cop. Oh yeah, don Knots is a cop and he
punched he knocked out don Knotts.Yeah. The movie I'm talking about is

(46:20):
called Going Eight with Tony Dance andwhere you get Yeah yeah yeah, Tony
Dance will love monkeys. So yougot nothing done on your Saturday. It
was a me day. And thatcannonball run was on Wow two, Cannonball
Run two. Yeah, and thenFrank Sinatra shows up at the end and
your what's your wife doing while you'redoing all this? Uh, she's watching
Grey's Anatomy not doing anything either.Great. Not a lot got done on

(46:44):
satur youth. Hey, but Ithink the winner is me. Canniball Run
two. Great movie. You canwatch it for free on YouTube. Are
you watching G I Joe cartoons too? Yes? So after Cannonball Run two,
I found a YouTube channel that streamsnothing but old G I Joe cart
Yeah. Really good. Dave's prettyimpressive day. I think it was raining.

(47:07):
I'm gonna blame it on that.It was a beautiful. Look.
We kept back at your yard,look like you do any edging weeds everywhere.
Nothing got done. We get backa thing called you think you have
a bed? You think you gotit bed. I don't think we have
a bed. In Montana, afederal court has nailed Scott Rhodes with a

(47:30):
nine point nine million dollar four forfour full forfitting forfeiture four fitture for forfeiture
pH draft or four a nine pointnine million forfeiture. It just sounds weird.

(47:51):
Penalty by the Department of Justice threeyears ago. The FCC issued the
fine after it was found that hesent thousands of harassing and malicious spoofed robo
calls the target to people and communitiesin several states, specifically following tragedies that
included people's murders. So he robocalled people who had people in their life
that were murdered. What's a robocall? Sound like? What is?

(48:15):
What's he doing? I don't know, but the Department of Justice essentially serves
as a collection order for that twentytwenty one FCC FLYE. So yeah said
thousands of harassing and malicious spoofed robocalls? How do you robo call somebody?
It was like, wife was murdered? Don't I'll tell you man?
You like, do you pretend tobe like the wife from heaven? There's

(48:37):
a real dark side of me whereif I was on Facebook and no one
knew, could I ever trace itback? There are so many comments I
want to make about you. Remember, yeah, we got a buddy,
I was uh yeahweh yahweh, andI was Lucy Fir And then we friended
a friend of yours whose life wasspiraling out of control and we would go

(49:00):
and combat him, like on hisshoulders. Yeah, I'd be yahweh God
right, you would be the devilLucifer, and I would tell him to
do good things and you would tellhim to do bad things. You don't
want. He had no idea thatit was us. Yep. But then
me and you forgot the passwords andnow we've never we couldn't do it.

(49:21):
I think I was forty six whenwe did that. Yeah. As far
as age, yeah yeah, yeah, No, we're not talking about college
kids. Dude, I do itagain in a second. I was.
And his life, by the way, ten years later, still a disaster.
H thanks to me, that's whynot you. Thanks to a screwdriver,
William George is alive. While divingfor fossils in the Cooper River,

(49:43):
not the one in Pennsaugen, butin South Carolina, he was greeted by
an alligator and the gator dragged himto the bottom of the waterway. Thanks
to a little bit of air remainingin his scuba tank, he was able
to breathe. The gator grabbed hisarm and started to roll him. The
man was able to get his freehand on the sho screwdriver where he used
his fossil hunting tool and hit thegator in the eye. Okaya. The

(50:07):
gator then took him to the bottomof the river. Man was able to
get another screwdriver shot into the gumline of the gator, which is a
sensitive spot for them. Apparently didthe trick. He was able to pull
his bloody arm out of the gator'smouth and he swam about fifty feet back
to the shoreline. He was takenon a local hospital and is alive and
recovering from his injury. Yeah.Here on land, you want to run

(50:29):
in a zigzag? I think that'swhat alligators service time. Yeah, it's
hard for them to turn. It'snot like back back. Sure, so
if you ever get in that encounter, I'm willing to try it and tw
you make out. For years,the recliner do not recline debate has divided
airline passengers. I don't recline.I think that's rude. Now it appears
the debate could be on its wayto being resolved, and you'll have nothing

(50:51):
to say about it. Southwest Airlineshas recently debuted twenty twenty five more streamline
seat design. How more streamline canwe get At this point, dude,
we're flying on folding chair. Thereclining option is gone. It follows a
trend that's already been started by DeltaUnited, an American lighter. Seats that
don't recline require fewer mechanical parts,which saves money on maintenance, but then

(51:12):
doors fly off and makes the wayof the plane lighter, saving on jet
fuel. Give me a little bitof an angle. You're right, I
don't need to recline, because recliningdoesn't make sense. The less everybody's reclined,
like you got to fall over,like dominance. I remember a slight
recline. It all changed. Ihadn't flown in a couple of years.
And this is like laptop time,so like late two thousands, like two

(51:34):
thousand and seven, eight nine ers, right, iPhone's not around yet,
no iPads, so you would bringa laptop on a plane and okay,
cool. So now let's go tolike twenty fourteen, and I remember I
brought a laptop on a plane andI couldn't even open it. They had
limited the space in front of youso much that I couldn't even open a

(51:55):
laptop anymore. And I'm like,well, this sucks. So that's how
much it's changed just in a fewyears. Uh, there you go.
Those people, they haven't bet younot so much. One hundred point seven
is the EXL South Jersey's rock stationz XL Morning Show. Well it's finally
happened. The fish has died.The last fish we had is finally dead.

(52:17):
This goldfish that lived for I'm gonnasay five six years. It's a
good run for a goldfish. Itwas mean. It was doing that thing
last night where it was kind ofjust I don't know, sideways. Yeah,
yeah, all of a sudden,it's it's swimming like a flounder,
like no, kiddy's fine. Theystand on their head. Man, they're
little entertainers. That's what it is. So it does that die bomb to

(52:37):
the bottom and just kind of bobs. Just afford me that the thing has
died. Okay, that's it.And that was my fault because I don't
want fish. It's funny when you'reyoung, you're dumb, right, you
would agree with that, right,and I think they forget right. Like
my house, we are bad withperishable goods and animals. We kill things.

(53:02):
That is what we that is whatwe do. And so what is
my oldest do. She's like,I want to get a beta fish for
her little guy, right, AndI'm like, but you're an awful pet
owner. Yeah, like might godown worldwide. Is one of the worst
pet owners ever. I go whyAnd it's almost like they forget, like

(53:24):
the men in Black Pen every timethey own an animal. It's just that
they they get like blanked in theface with the pen and they just forget
how bad of an experience it was. And I did that dumb thing.
Man, It's me and my kid. We had nothing going on. It's
like, let's go to pet smartman got like four or five little little
goldfish and the kid, I meanthe kid liked them, like he named

(53:45):
them all. I'm like, that'scool. You're a kid, of course
you are. But you're not gonnatake care of them. And then they
all die and that's it. Andhere it it's my fault. Hundred percent
of my fault. The water sidthat's green, what it looks like a
pond. I'm stuck with a stupidbearded dragon. You know what I was
doing at three forty five this morning, making sure the beard and dragon had
something to eat and had water.That's kind of a real animal, like
I thought about just Tony's in acreek somewhere. I'm like, I'd just

(54:06):
be done with it and do it. Like dragon seems like it has like
some real feelings. I've got alittle dragon and he lives to like fifty
years. Yeah. Yeah, thesethings are gonna outlive me. So yeah,
man, and kids don't get it, and they're just like, yeah,
I want to do it. I'mlike, yeah, but see,
what you're forgetting is forgetting all thebad times. It's almost like when you
break up with a girlfriend and youstart to regret it six months to a

(54:29):
year later because you forgot the badstuff. Yep, you only remember the
good stuff. So you're only like, yeah, man, having a pet's
awesome, it is until you gotto clean it. Number one cleaning.
You gotta buy food for it.You know. You got to make sure
that the water pH is right,Like who wants to be doing any of
any of that. The filter inthe back is probably I mean it's filled
with all kinds of gunk in theback of it. Probably there's a fish

(54:51):
in the filter. Yeah. Yeah, So that we've come to an end.
Now we have the dog, andthat's it. How about this.
I had a bait of fish once, right, and I didn't know this.
They can jump out of the aquarium. Okay, that's not even a
fish. Now, one day Igo look, it's not there. I
look down, it's on the groundto escape. The thing jumped out.

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It jumped out of the aquarium.What's that? Yeah, So I'll be
on marketplace today putting up a tengallon aquarium filter clean good man, it
might just end up with a trashcan somewhere. That smell and there's that
gunk on the glass, and I'mgonna save somebody, somebody else's aggravation.
I'm gonna save somebody by throwing thatwhole thing in a thing. Why don't

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we even sell fish, man,unless they're cool fish? Again, man,
even if it's a cool fish,you still gotta clean it. So
if I gotta have an aquarium andhad a shark in it, all right,
that's cool if I can just lookat it. Everybody I know that's
ever had like those cool aquariums,it gets to a point where they just
stop caring and now you just havethis black algae filled tank. Yeah,
that's why I can't even see thefish in there. Man, it's all
green and black. That's my fault, my fault. We'll bury that thing

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in the garden today and then thedog will dig it up and eat it.
Rest in peace, Toby Hee.Everybody, thanks your calls today.
Always welcomed on the show. Gladwe all a part of it. Stay
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you're loving, oh you love,the sun comes shining through. When you're
crying, you bring on the end. Are gonna stop your sign? Stop
side, We'll just be happy.Where are you smiling? Let's smile,
keep on smiling, Keep mine smile. I'm a smile dropping out man.

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I know you guys are Oh mylove to me guys on my way work.
She's like, yeah, warming up, chick, and I'm like I'm
about here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you? You shot you the
best? How you doing yo?Keep me laughing? Then you guys are
great. Good morning guys are shilario. Let me think, oh god,
is it my radio or it's areyou only broadcasting in Manajo? This is

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the rat that's in DJL, Like, if you're on it, I would
listened to it. Man, gettingup in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.
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