WEDNESDAY 4-24-24

JOJO AND SCOTTY ARE OLD MEN 

Episode Transcript

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Yeah. In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time of
regulations and rules, under the scrutinyof bosses and management, one show breaks

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all the rules to deliver entertaining,compelling and educated radio and stand above all
the rest. And this show isn'tit? Amen? What is happening?

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I legit fell asleep in the studioyesterday? You did, you were snoring.
I didn't capture that on the picturethat I took, and I don't
want to take video plus two,Man, I don't know you wake up.
I'm taking pictures of you. It'sall weird. It's weird. We
had to wait around for some peopleyesterday. And our studio is very cozy.
We have a couch and you know, a TV and we dim the
lights. Right, it's almost likewe're trying to hold up. It's very

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romantic. Yeah, it's almost likea college dorm. Yes, yeah,
it's the vibe. And so weneed to kill time. And you know,
I've had this knee issue, likemy knees killing me, so like
by the end of the show,it just hurts. So I lay down
on the couch and you know,when you're starting to fall asleep, and
like I'm trying to stop myself.And then now I was out. Yeah

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yeah, we're just snoring a littlebit, and looked over. It's like,
ah, he's really out. Iwas out. I'm probably about ten
minutes or so. Yeah, youknow, I'm making us stay real real
late now. So it's like,you know, the show's over, but
we can't leave. So it's like, all right, we'll just we're gonna
take naps. Can this be naptime? I mean, can we have
designated nap time? Now? Iknow, I try and fit in like
emails and stuff and things I needto get done, and I'm like,

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well now I'm done everything. Well, the problem was yesterday I also got
up at one am, and Ihate that because a lot of times,
man, once I get up,I can't go back to sleep. So
then I just find myself up wanderingmy house. Yeah, I'm like,
all right, so I'm tired.My leg hurts, and I was I
was down for the count. Man, if there was a casino between my

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house and here, because I'll wakeup early, but there's nothing to do.
I try to go back to sleep. Man, I COVID killed because
there was at least places we nothing'sopen twenty four hours anymore. There were
places like me and you could meetup at a diner. Sure of coffee.
There was a couple of bars thatwere open twenty four hours. Nothing
is whatever. Even Walmart isn't opentwenty four hours anymore. COVID killed all
that. Yeah, I get thatplace that we like, the wings that

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they were open, right, andI'm driving to work. I probably still
over for a cup of water andsome wings man. Yeah, sure in
the morning. Hell yeah, thanksCOVID. Hey everybody, it is Wednesday.
We're gonna dive into that. We'regonna find out ZXL workforce employer the
day for today. We got anew prize, right, what do we
got? Yeah, it's our finalpair of Willie Nelson tickets Willie, Bob

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Good morning, everybody doing line.I can go all righte it and
we'll do it. Line and thingssucks. I'm Scotty, good morning.

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You're some news for us. ANew Jersey man who authorities said was speeding
when he caused a head on crashin Atlanta County that killed a new mother
has been charged with manslaughter. Karinaat Castillo, who was driving her car
west on the Black Horse Pike inHamilton Township at around two fifteen on April
third, would have made contact withan SUV driven by Stephen Search. The

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contact forced the woman's car into aneastbound lane, where her car collided with
an oncoming vehicle. She was pronounceddead at the scene, only twenty nine
years old. The man from Vorheeswas arrested on Monday and held at the
Atlantic County Jail. Gets I'm gettingolder, man, I don't like to
drive like in congestion. Oh yeah, I got to drive that forty ninety
five yesterday. I got my handson the wheel like an old lady.

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I'm like, I don't know,you're drifted. I'm drifted out. This
guy's coming at me. This one'sspeeding through. I was like, where's
everybody going. Yeah, we tooka road trip a couple of months ago,
maybe a month ago, and itwas all ninety five but like I
had to go through DC and dude, it's just and it was the middle
of the night and it was congestedand I'm like, dude, I drove
by a car was on fire,like it was like the Middle Ages.

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It's in the one lane and nowit's shifting like I'm on the left lane.
I'm in the middle lane. Now. How they haven't figured out that
two ninety five forty two exchange inmy lifetime forty four years? That has
always been awful. The Atlantic CityBoard of Education declined to publicly address the
child endangerment charges against the superintendent ofthe schools and her husband yesterday. Superintendent

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li quit A Small and her husband, the mayor Marty's, are accused of
abusing their teenage daughter. That quiteSmall delivered the superintendent's report is scheduled.
She did not talk about the charges. Her husband was in attendance. Protesters
chanted blood on your hands at theTennessee House Republicans at Tennessee House Republicans or

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did they? I guess they wereyelling at them on Tuesday after they passed
the bill that would allow some teachersand staff to carry concealed handguns on public
school grounds and barn parents and otherteachers from knowing if they were armed or
not. The sixty eight to twentyeight vote in favor of the bill is
going to be sent to the GovernorBill Lee for consideration. If he signs

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the law, it would be thebiggest expansion of gun access in the state
since last year. Is deadly shootingout of private elementary school outside of Nashville
if they're responsible teachers and they're trained, and I get it, but you
think twice about running into a schoolwith a gun if you think teachers would
be armed. Hey, Ki Kamer, you just start twirling the gun on
your finger. Isn't this cool?We're spinning around? See who a lands

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He was on the Colts and theEagles, and the Eagles picked him up
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I just can't function with adults,man, I just don't fit in with
adults. Well I don't. Idon't, okay, And this this is

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job to job is responsible for that. I don't function with children either.
I don't like children. I don'tlike adults. I don't like anybody like.
So last night, man, wego to uh, yes, you're
talking about like responsible human litt dulls. Man, I couldn't work in a
real workplace. Even this place iskind of a struggle now with iHeart here.
It's like I don't know what cana little more corporate? Yeah,
I don't know. Man. Ifthere were cameras, like real, guess

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me and you would light fireworks offin the building. We'd throw ice at
each other. We throw water balloonsat each other, like and this is
when we were in like our forties. Yeah, the old building, manor
we set up a coup mean wherewe were putting we were I had my
golf clubs in the thing. We'rejust putting golf balls around, like that's
the way. I don't know that. That's my life. And my wife
she doesn't see that because she hasa real job. Well, here's the

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thing when you first get with youryou know, when we first got with
our wives, right, and youknow, they were we dated and girlfriends
and everything like that. They thoughtit was so cute. Oh my god,
that's so cute. And then youuh, and then you like,
you get married and stuff and startto have responsibilities and they stop finding the
job cute. But if you andI were working at home depot, we

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never wouldn't have the wives we havenow. They thought this thing was kind
of cool. Hey look cool,and it's on a radio. It's cool
when you're dating. But when you'remarry, when when we go out the
parties and stuff, we're the onesthat kind of keep the ball rolling.
We're the ones that keep everything moving. So that's I think they like that
a little bit too, because I'mnot sitting there talking about mortgages or I'm
not sitting there talking about insurance rates. There you brought that up. So

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here's what goes down. So wehave one of these, uh you know,
I do realestate. My real estateteam, we have a we have
the mortgage people. They want tosend us out to a happy hour,
so we use them as a mortgagecompany. It's a big team building,
loose it. Yeah, big teambuilding thing, right, Listen, I
love the people in my real estate. I have nothing in common. Not
only do I have nothing in commonwith them, but like they're the humor

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there, Like they're actually adults,like with families and stuff. But so
are you? I can't kind ofyeah, but I get what you can't
tell you? How many times lastnight I said, so, how's the
family? And in my mind Iwant to put a gun in my mouth
and blow my brains out because I'mlike, there's nothing else that. One
guy had an interesting conversation where andthis is kind of terrible, but it's

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not, you know, because hedidn't do anything wrong. So I guess
at his job, his other job, he was accused of some type of
I don't know, not sexual harassment, right, so that kind he'd be
my friend. I go find outthis story because I want to gossip.
And that's the thing where it couldbe something as simple as I don't know,
you gave a hug to a girldidn't want to hug. Okay,
it's it's something dumb like that.So he's going through the story and all

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my in my mind, he's honestly, he didn't do anything and you just
found innocent. Nothing came out ofit. In my mind, all I
want to ask him was as ajoke to everybody. And I could say
this in front of you, Well, what she look like? Right,
you might get a little chuckle outof that, because it's stupid. Never
happened, Okay, I get it, nobody was hurt, Okay, whatever.
I can't say that in front ofthese people. They're they're adults,

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they're real people, they're real people. I can't when I This is why
I don't think I could ever workin like an office, because like when
you come home from work and you'retalking with your wife and you're like,
oh my god, like we ranout of pens to day. I was
like, oh yeah, yeah,okay, Like I'm trying to one conversation.

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He's talking about he's got a dealthat's going down. I was like,
we're not here to talk about realestate and mortgages. Like we're here.
It's top golf. No one's playinggolf, No one's right, that's
it. Give me some more drinks. My wife will call me out on
that. She's like, you don'ttalk about work, and I go because
you don't want to know the stuffthat Jojo and I talk about over.
You don't want to know the thingsthat we text each other. Yeah,

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you've made the mistake. You've seenwhat we're texting back and forth. It's
it's juvenile, dangerous, dangerous world, one of those things. Man.
I just I did not fit inlast night. I could wait, and
I do. I love the people. They're all amazing people, right,
I get it. I just don't. I can't. It's hard man function
with people. I deal with thatmeeting like new parents right right, and

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like you know, like my kid'sgoing to a new school next year,
right, he's going to a middleschool. I'm gonna have to meet new
parents. And it's like, yeah, you gotta feel them out a little
bit because listen, guy, thisguy's been a cop for twenty two years,
about to retire, and I'm likewe have nothing in common, right,
see my personality like I shine withall the all color stuff we talk
about. Yeah, you know,you gotta know your audience. My audience
last night wasn't mine. I mean, like, here's a thing that a

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normal dad doesn't get. Saturday night, I get a text from my daughter
who's the University of Delaware at twoam, Hey, yeah, can you
text me the videos of the midgetwrestling? Okay, yeah, that you
host? And so like a likea guy who sells insurance doesn't get that

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text from his daughter. No,no, I would have loved to pull
out midget wrestling. But hey,guys, look at this midget wrestling.
Okay, so one of their parentsare midgets. That's how she's known at
school. Is uh oh the girlwhose dad hosts midget wrestling. Yeah,
I guess we're fun dads, man, I mean we are one hundred percent.
That's that that is. And like, look, man, when me
and you were together, we ownthe room, right, Like that's just

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how it happens. It's like Ididn't even have anybody like you there,
Like I didn't have you know whatI mean, like if somebody could bounce
stuff off of where people are likeyou know what, this conversation is kind
of fun. Yeah, you divein here and talk about what are they
talking about? Midgets? That's cool. You guys want to know about interest
rates? That's stupid. Yeah,a shotgun, some beers, That's what
I said. I was like,man, the whole thing is silly.
Come on, it's just some shots, right, here here's some balls,

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man. Yeah, okay, herewe're here at top Golf. I'm gonna
hit a ball. I can hitit one hundred and eighty yards right housing
market crashes. All I wanted todo was trying to hit the little cart.
Yeah, I said, you know, nobody else wanted to hit the
car with me. I'm like,I'm the only ones trying to hit the
car. To here. You guysare really trying to get in the red
holes. You can get ten pointslike there wouldn't not I wouldn't flinch to

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take a bite of a mazzarella stickand then spit it at you. Yeah.
Yeah, don't know why that's funny. You're there. I'm taking a
boneless wing and I'm putting it onthe tee and I'm gonna see how far
I can hit this boneless wing.Couldn't do it last night, dude,
I would have. They would havelooked at me like I was an alien.
Yeah, because they get funny.They're real people. Yeah. Look,
we get back knock out some rocknews this year after a five year

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break. That's if you love JimmyHendricks, you can enjoy it. With
this year's lineup being Kenny Wayne Shephardis going to be celebrating Jimmy Hendrix,
Taj Mahal, Zach Wilde, KingfishIngram, Eric Johnson, jueezl Zappa,
Calvin Cook, Chuck Campbell, andHenry Brown will be the singer of the
band. So this was launched backin two thousand and one before expanding nationwide

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in two thousand and four. Ifyou are a big Jimmy Hendricks fan and
you want to see the experience HendricksTour, oh, it's going to be
a trip. October fifteenth, Nashvilleat the Ryman Auditorium. Here's another guy
died at the right time. Elsehe might be on the mess singer right
now, Jimmy Hendricks. You knowwhat, he died at the right time.
Man. I love it, bro. I like some Hendricks stuff,

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But one of those guys are Ithink like I think you would have just
kind of like washed out. ButI like to say, like you would
have put out a disco album rightit just it just would have things would
have turned bad, just turned poorly. Jeff Downs, I know you're excited
about this because I know you lovethis band is reforming Asia Asia the band

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Asia, the band who would Asiasing I get them mixed up with Europe
the most great We're gonna We're gonnaremaster it is that what you said?
I know they're going out on tour, okay, but I think one of
the guys died. Uh. It'sgonna be a multi act bill. They
go out on tour with this.Listen to this love, Okay, give
it to me. Martin Turner ofWishbone, Ash Focus, and Curved Air

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are all going out with the newlyrevamped Asia. Yeah, they're all three,
all three bands you make fun ofif you were to start a college
band. Me, dude, Idon't know any any of the opening acts.
I have no idea curb. Okay, so you play here to the
moment to open up the show,you play it in the middle, and
you play at the end, right, and Asia belongs with somebody else that

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we know. Yes, I wouldput like an Asia. Yeah maybe like
a like Asia opens up for Foreigner, Yeah, like, oh damn man,
he's just gonna be here too.That's what it is. You don't
even know Asia is gonna be theretill you get to the show. You're
like, Paul's Asia's gonna be here? Well, it's a local show July
twelfth, Tropicana in Atlantic City,so we can see Asia back at it.

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You may have tickets to give awayfor this show. Paul McCartney and
Wings, their long bootlegged one handclapping album will finally get an official release.
I'm a big Wings fan. I'mactually like Paul McCartney and Wings better
than the Beatles. The sessions wererecorded back in August the seventy four at
Abbey Roads Studios when the band wentinto the venue to lay down some music

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for a documentary had a possible liverecord. Nothing ever came of it,
so it's been sitting around for years. Paul and Linda McCartney were joined by
Wings members Danny Lane, Jimmy McCulloughand Jeff Britton. The project was recorded
in four days by McCartney and Wings, who performed live in studio versions like
Jet Maybe, I'm Amazed which wasmy wedding song, and band on the

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Roll Okay. The upcoming album featurestracks recorded for the show, plus several
numbers made off camera. It's kindof cool man, I was looking at
the songs on the album. Pauldoes a bunch of Beatles songs and a
bunch of like like Peggy Sue byBuddy Holly. Okay, all right,
so he's just having some fun.But yeah, I don't know, man,

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I I kind of prefer post Beatlesbeatles than Beatles beatles. Wow,
like their their their solo work afteror the bands they created after. I
think I like more than the Beatles. There you go some rock news for
you. We're gonna rock the bank. You can rock the bag right here
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We do it all day long shotat one thousand dollars. I got
to give a big round of applauseto a guy I saw yesterday. Uh
and an officer, right, wesupport the boys and girls in blue.
He what's the saying he wasn't workinghard, he was working smart. Yeah.

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I say that to my wife allthe time. You don't work hard,
you work smart. There's nothing wrongwith that. So it's they're doing
construction on a on a on alike it's kind of a Hickey road that
I take every day right to gethome. And just say a Hickey road
Like, it's kind of it's likeout in the woods, it's back road.

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Yeah, And so they're they're they'rethey're putting I don't know, for
the first time ever, people aregetting plumbing or something. And and so
they have like a large section ofthe road down the one lane. It's
two lane road. They got downthe one lane and the one side is
run by one city and the otherside is run by another city. So
the cut off line is somewhere inthe middle there. So as I'm driving

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home the one city, I won'tsay who it is. The CoP's great,
dude, So I guess they don'thire somebody from the construction crew to
do the flagwork. It's a copgetting you know, time and a half.
Yes, yeah, okay. He'ssitting in his car, probably air
conditioning blasting right, probably listening tosome cool tunes right, maybe sipping on
a diet coke. He has hishand out the window of the car,

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waving flag far moving the flag slowor stop. He's not he's been out
of the car. Signs up forthat, and he loves it. He'll
sign up because I guess there there'sa spot on the app where you can
sign up if you want it.He's like, man, it's good money.
I just sit in a car andtake his cop. His arm is

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just now. And I guess thatside that city's allowed to do that because
then I go through to the nextcity, right, I go through the
construction, and now it's a wholenother police department. That cop full uniform.
It has to be outside of thecar turning the flag. I guess
they're not radioing back and forth.They're not allowing one side to come and
then the other side to come.This guy is just a caution flag.

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Guy, caution flag. But yougot a radio, you gotta let the
yell. All right, Hey,I'm gonna turn my side of the flag
stopped. Okay, he's still doingall that, right, But dude,
when I saw him, like Isaid, he's working, but he's working
smart, not hard. It issmart. Just it's not gonna be sweating
outside the dude, it was fiftyfive. It was a beautiful day.

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Yeah, if there was a dayto stand outside get some sun, not
sweat, that was the day.But his arm out the window turning that
flag was awesome. Ma, Man, that arm gets tired because I would
have to, I don't know,I'd switch hands. So how is he
switching hands? Well, what,he's more work than it's than it's worth.
Like a kid in a sitcom inthe eighties. He uh, he
rigged up a system of pulleys.Yeah, to turn the sign. But

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I'm like, yeah, and lookthis guy, dude, you know what,
He's like, I'm going to bestuck here for eight hours, right,
I might as well just get comfortablein my car, right, sit
back, relax, sip on coffee, and yeah, like every I don't
know, two and a half minutes, I gotta swing this flag around.
Yes, my neighbor does it.But I thought they just sat in the
car with the lights on. Hey, listen there, you know, caution,
there's a cop up here. Something'shappening. I never saw what it
actually had to do the flag.That's probably's kind of interesting, dude out

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the window. Yeah yeah, Andthen I felt bad because the other guy's
full uniform standing outside, you know, flipping the flag. That's the new
guy. The guy in the car. He's like, listen, rookie,
let me show you how it's done. Dude. I watched a woman do
it and she was sleeping. Shewas like leaning on the sign, sleeping,

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and I'm like, someone's gonna die. Yeah, it's one of those
shomes where I think I'd rather bedoing something than just standing there with the
flag, because I think I wouldjust be Okay, I did get someone
in trouble because they've been doing thisnow for like a week. So now
I'm driving through lane right, Sonow I'm the driving side, like I'm
I'm they're letting me go through.I get to the cop and now like

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the construction's over, right. Well, I guess a guy, dude,
how you miss this because they havesigns starting like a mile before saying construction,
construction, construction flag crawhead. Dude, a guy in a minivan he
now is changing lanes and speeding towardsthe construction site. Wow, he's in
my lane. Yeah, so he'scoming at me right because we've had to

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adjust lanes. So I lay onmy horn right as I'm passing the cop
and dude, I because you knowit's something exciting is happening. Dude,
that cop stands in front of theminivan, slams his hand on the hood
of the car. Yes, andhe's like, wait, dude, I
can hear him. He goes,what are you doing? Him? His
time to shine? Yep, dude, I mean I kept going I can

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only imagine he ripped that family outof the minivan and beat them. I'd
imagine, Man, there's a lotof emotion. If you're a cop,
you gotta look at this guy likeyou really could have killed The guy was
coming at me and like a goodclip of speed and like unless if I
didn't lay on my horn, Ithink he just would have ran right into
the construction zone. You opened that, you know what do your ticket books?
Man? Dude? Yeah, well, dude, watching him just jump

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in front of the car and smashon the hood like like the incredible hook
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not an ambulance And for that heyou were a go online, put it
in the rock, the casar rock, the bank. Yeah. I don't

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know how this responsibility fell on me. But you know, we had that
fish that died about two days ago. This fish that died, man we
rest in peace? What was itherman? There was Uh, one was
caught, one was I don't knowwho, there was Harry baby four and
it was a fourth one. Yeah, they're all dead now like the night
before you that is that you don'teven know the name of the fish that

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died. I forget the fourth one. I think he were she was the
first one to die. I don'tknow which one this was, but yeah,
yeah, it's the night before.They're bobbing around. They're not going
to make it to the next morning. And he did and he died.
So now my wife were having dinnerand we're talking about the fish. Now
my wife, I guess she didan autopsy on the fish. She discovered
because cs I, Yes, CIpeople right there in the kitchen counter.

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C s I. Williamstown that,uh, the fish died because the tank
was dirty. But you admitted thatit was dirty. You admitted that you
gave up on it. I did. I did admit that I gave up
on it. I don't want totell the kids, but I mean I
did. The kids were no helpeither. I didn't want to fish.
I didn't. And that's what happened, is the kids like it for a
week and then they're no help.So it's on tie. Like I told

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you, I'm sitting on a beardeddragon that I didn't want, that my
oldest gave to my daughter who nowis in college. And now it's just
I'm stuck with it. When thatthing have fun in the dorm room,
all the girls hanging around and blowingsmoke into its macket and high you're drunken
feeding it worms and crickets. Yeah. So my wife says, okay,
well it died because the tank wasdirty, and listen, the kids are

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in the room. I was like, okay, I get it. I
was like, well, you know, it was like five years old.
Now my wife, now she's anexpert on goldfish. She says, no,
no, they live to be likelike twenty years. I'm like,
yeah, when have you ever hada goldfish that live to twenty You know
what? Maybe they do, buteveryone usually will kill them off, like
I you get tired of them.Yeah, so I met you know okay,
yeah, okay, I neglected thegoldfish. There was a part of

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me it was I was kind ofglad when it all wrapped up because I'm
the one that's cleaning out the fishtank, and yeah, it got dirty,
it's your responsibility. But I turnedmy wife, I said, well,
why was it my responsibility for thefish tank? Now? If you
want to play the whoever bought thepet game they're responsible for, I'll play
that game, because huh, shejust want to have bought the dog man.
Yep, listen, we got thedog. If I could stap my
fingers right now and never know thatdog, I know what, it would

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be awesome in time. Yes,if I could get in a doloreum go
eight eight miles an hour, andI know what, let's never get this
dog. My kids are always onme about getting another dog. And part
of the reason I don't want tois because my dog I had for fourteen
years was awesome. Yeah, andI don't think I'm gonna get that dog
again. So why would I wantsomething that's not going to be as awesome

(26:29):
as the dog I had before?Now? And all the dogs I had,
they were little, none of themexceeded I want to say, twelve
to fifteen pounds. They were alittle like yapper dogs, right, but
at least you could handle a doglike that. This one man, he
grabs something off the table. I'mtrying to pull a bone out of his
mouth. He's showing me teeth.I'm like, dude, he not the
alpha male the house right now?Now me the way I have to handle
I have to make sure he knowsthat I'm in charge. So now me

(26:51):
and him are going at it.He's locking on my arm and I'm like,
okay, I still need to fightthis animal off or else he's gonna
feel like he owns the house.I can't had that happen. It's different
with little dogs. Just kind ofshoot them with your foot and they go
away. I said to my wife, I said, why is it?
My response? Anybody here in thisroom, all the kids, Yeah,
you all could have cleaned the fishtank. You do what I do.
I can show you how to doit. It takes two seconds. It

(27:14):
was always put on me, andthere's a part of me well, even
like the bearded drag it at myhouse. I get a lot of ew.
No. I don't want to dothat. M No. I don't
want to have to glan it.What do you do? I don't want
to pick them up? Do Ido that with babies? Did I?
Then? Why do we get thisdumb thing right? No one wants to
pick it up? Yeah, mywife's smash still listen, you know,
no more fish. We're don't wantto fish. Because she understood, like
how disgusting the whole thing was.Man's just like doble fish flakes all over

(27:37):
the place. There's mold growing outof it and everything. No wonder the
guy died, poor fish man,when he didn't die killed himself. Let
me tell you. I uh,I don't know. I don't know if
this is true or not. Butsupposedly there's a lake not far from me
that people that don't want goldfish,and they're they're invasive, so they they
they'll take over the lake. Theyjust you just throw them in a stupid
lake. No, No, that'sthat's the truth. It's it's a big
problem where people will dump goldfish ina lake and they'll just keep going and

(28:02):
going and get huge. But theproblem is they eat up all the good
stuff that the fish that originally werein the lake have to eat, and
then they those good fish die andnow you have a lake of just goldfish.
You say problem, I say solution. I thought about it too,
and I even trying to I eventried to talk to my kid, and
it was like, how about welet him go into the wild. Now,
of course he'd be ripped apart bya turtle or something by you know,
two seconds into the pond. Butat least I have the comfort knowing

(28:26):
that I set him free. Man, I'm not kidding. I bought a
house years ago that had a pondin the backyard. Yeah, and my
kids were super little, and I'mlike, I can't have a coy pond.
So I took it and dug itup and took all the fish that
were in it, and uh,it was like a couple of bullfrogs and
there was like a like a littlelittle pond, little lake by the house.

(28:48):
Dumped them all in there. Yougo, what you know, who
knows they could be living a greatlife now, I have no idea.
We know they're they're dead, right, they're dead apart. But in your
mind you're like, I don't know, man, the roads are hanging out,
You're having they're back with their buddies. You know, just swowing around.
What are we gonna do? Becausethe guy I bought the house from
he took all the expensive like hehad koyfish, and so he took all
the expensive koyfish. So he leftme with all the nonsense left over.

(29:10):
Yeah yeah, and I'm like,oh I sit here, am I mister
Miyagi like like Anna trim bonze eyetrees and sit by the Koi pond.
Look we get back. Well,not got some trash? Oh why love
trash? Anything thirty on anything,racket rock or roughing long crash. Here's

(29:45):
some trash for you. Kim Kardash. She's been in the news lately because
Taylor Swift took some digs at herfrom her new album. But Kim was
on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night.She did not bring up Taylor Swift,
but she did admit some weird thingsthat she does. And when you're rich,
dude, you do weird things,right, people do things for you.

(30:07):
But she blow drives her jewelry.Okay, I get it, so
it's not cold, which puts iton I guess what it is. Okay,
see you blow dry your jewelry?Okay whatever. Yeah. Then also
she has assistance remove the cardboard sleevesthat you get on a coffee cup from
like Starbucks, because she hates thesound when it rubs against the cup.

(30:29):
Okay, that's a little problem isthat. Then then it's hot. It's
hard to grab because it's hot,which, by the way, Duncan Donuts
used to have these amazing foam cupsand you could grab it at any temperature.
Right, And then I guess,because I don't know, a dolphin
died because of a cup over itsnose or something. So now they go
on the cardboard and the cardboard cupsand Dunkin Donuts suck. I guess we're

(30:51):
never getting straws back at Walla either, are we. I guess the paper
now, right, No, weget a it's not even a straw.
It's like a stir for my coffee. I tend to drip down red straws.
There's a black straws. Yeah,we don't have them anymore. Yeah,
I guess, yeah, because theyprobably want up a turtle's nose.
Yeah, some dumb turtles like,let's snort some coke. Maybe it's the
turtle's fall for swimming into that littlething that holds the six beers. Hey

(31:12):
dolphin, you stupid, Okay,you swam right into a dunkin Donuts cup.
Jennifer Hudson, congrats, she's gonnaget a award from GLAD on May
eleventh. You may remember Jennifer Hudsonfrom such things as American Doll And she
was in that movie. Yeah,it was a big movie. She was

(31:34):
in that, right, it was, yeah, that movie. It was
that movie, the one it cameout that Yeah, it came out that
one year. Well, she's gettingan award, a major prize. Alec
Baldwin, dude, this guy can'tstay out of trouble. So his name
popped up a couple of days ago. I guess he was just trying to
get a cup of coffee. Andlook, I love his acting. I

(31:56):
think he's a great actors politics.And he did kill a woman, but
allow a guy to get a cupof coffee. So he's trying to get
a cup of coffee at a coffeeshop in New York or somewhere, and
a person just starts yelling, whydid you kill the woman? Why did
you kill the woman? Was adude. The guy just want the kind
just wants a cup of coffee.There was a woman that tried to get

(32:16):
him to say, uh, wellso now so now so now this is
so he ends up getting after thecoffee incident, he ends up getting into
it with a pro Palestine protester andhe is like, hey, I'm not
pro Palestine, I know. Andshe's dressed up like a Native American,
like she's got a headdress on andeverything. She has like war paint on

(32:38):
her face. Yeah, like inIndia. I'm not even making it up.
And so he got into a confrontationwith her. Maybe now the police
might get involved. She's saying,yell, pro pou. He won't say
it, and then she says,well you killed that woman and didn't go
to jail for it. I'm like, where did that come from? Here's
the thing, dude, If I'mAlec Baldwin, just lay low. Yeah,

(33:01):
you gotta go leave New York.You got a trial in the summer
because you did. You shot awoman. Might not be your fault,
right, it looks like it wasthe armoris fault. Right. They just
handed a dumb actor a gun andhad a bullet. Now just lay low,
dude, just shut up and laylow. So stuff like this don't
happen. When it happened, heshould have jumped on Jimmy Kimmel. He

(33:21):
should have started crying. I'm sosorry. I felt so bad and killed
this woman. And now Joey Kimmelhe starts crying because he's a crier.
Now they're both crying, and thewhole world just feels bad for body.
Kin. Dude, you you youdon't publicly say it because it'll look bad,
but you break out that check bookand you cut that family a million
dollars check, two million dollar check, right, say, I'm so sorry.

(33:42):
This is such a horrible accident.I know this doesn't make up for
it, but here's something instead.Dude, he went on these talk shows
and made it like people should feelbad for him. Yeah, I can't
believe this woman made me kill awoman. Now, back in the day,
when you were a kid, Icould see doing this, but they're
adults. Jenny McCarthy, I wasalways big Jenny McCarthy fan and Donnie Wahlberg.
They're married, right. Donnie's fromNKOTV New Kids on the blackbour is

(34:07):
when he's away from her and hedoes Blue Bloods in New York and she's
in Chicago. And La money.Right, what's that because they needed the
money, the blue bloods. Yes. Uh so when they're apart, they
sleep together on FaceTime, really justleave, Yeah, leave FaceTime on and

(34:30):
fall asleep together. Yeah. Whenmy wife's away on business, I go
to bed at eight o'clock, lightsaround, and I don't even care.
She could. She's in Vegas ata work trip. She's getting up while
I'm going to work. I don'twant to see. I don't want to
have my wife look at me eatingmazzarella sticks, pantless. And we'll wrap
it up with this. Uh auntBecky from Full House Laurie Wafflin, you

(34:52):
can buy her home right now.Seventeen and a half million bucks her.
Now, that's not full house money. It did that. Her husband is
Massame, the guy who created theclothing brand Massimo, So I think he's
the one that is able to affordan eighteen million dollar home. She paid
to get her girl on a crewteam or something for the college with the
jail man. Her and her husbandthey paid off a recruiter to say that

(35:15):
her daughter was in Crewe, andshe got a scholarship to go to USC
And then they found out that she'snever even been on a boat. No,
she's paddling with one paddle. Theboat's going in a circle. Daughter,
because the daughter wanted to be likean influencer, like a TikTok influencer.
And the daughter came out and said, I don't even want to go
to college. Yes, I don'teven know why my mom did that.
She was doing just fine. Yeah, she's like, I make like a

(35:35):
million dollars a year as an influencer. I don't need this nonsense. There
you go, some trash for theBoys and Girls Club of Atlantic City is
bringing one of their most famous EVAsthe day today is you? Good morning,
Good morning, I'm doing well,buddy, Thanks for asking. What's
your name? Bob Bryan forgot?Well? What are we giving away today?
What? Willie Nelson, William Nelson, Bob Dylan. It's gonna be

(35:58):
a great show. It's gonna bea great show. It will be a
great show. Yeah, so Willie'sFourth of July picnic up in Camden.
Bob Dylan, Robert Plant, WillieNelson. What do you do, Brian?
I worked for your utility company,Brian the utility guy. Now,
who do you bring to a showlike this? The wife, the girlfriend
or a buddy. That's gonna bethe white o Ken. She digs it

(36:19):
all too. What's that she likesit too? Yeah, sure she does,
dude. It'll be a nice day, man. You go out there,
you hang out on the lawn upin Camden, it'll be pretty sweet.
Man. Maybe you have a littlepicnic. It's gonna be a great
day. And here's the thing.They're all old, so the show will
probably start eleven a m. Thatwould be nice. They wrap it up
pretty quick. Yeah, you know, like there's a good chance you could
be you could be on the roadby six thirty pm. I doubt that,

(36:42):
but like, how nice would itbe if they really embraced how old
everybody was? And he did likean early bird special for concessions, like,
uh, you know, you knowaround four o'clock, the pretzels are
gonna go down to a dollar.You know, really embrace your audience.
That'd be a great show man.You'll love he's still doing it. You
gona have a lot of fun,man. Yeah, I appreciate you guys.
Yeah, I look at someone likewill and Nelson, I'm like,
man, maybe I do have fortymore years in me too. He's still

(37:05):
doing it and still at ninety I'llbe honest. Robert Plant slows it down
a little bit. I mean,he's still good, but he doesn't hit
those high notes that he used todo in Zeppelin. Bob Dylan, you
know he's Bob Dylan, but Willystill goes out there at ninety and kills
it. How crazy to be Theolder Bob Dylan gets, the more we
understand them, he just becomes clear. It's clear, as clear as a
bell. We can hear him.Now. Well, Brian, you are
going to see Willie Neil's and BobDylan Robert Plant up in Camden. All

(37:29):
right, got it? Hey,we're sending you on the road again.
I see it there, I seewhen he there. Why don't they do
concerts early? How great would thatbe? He's got to going to a
seven o'clock show and getting out ateleven o'clock from nine am, imagine a
nine am concert? Why why can'twe do that? You have the whole
dude. Why don't they do nineam weddings? Like, let's knock it

(37:51):
out early that way we had therest of the day. Yeah, I
had one over the weekend. Man, it was it was a two o'clock.
Yeah, let's wrap this bad boyseven o'clock man, everybody go home.
Yeah, that's those weddings, man, that don't start till two three,
And then you got the service fromthen you got to go to the
seven. It's midnight by the timeyou get out of it. That's nonsense.
Man, do a show. Man, If I could go see a
show, it's like it's noon ona Saturday and I'm home by five.

(38:12):
I just saw a killer concert.Oh why I don't get that, man,
Dude, it would be fantastic.And I'm all about doing I like
to do stuff in the sunlight metoo. Yeah, Like, if I'm
going to drive through Camden, Ithink I feel more comfortable at four o'clock
than nine o'clock. I prefer somelight. Yeah, we get back,
we'll knock out some headlines. BUNseven XL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL

(38:39):
Morning Show. And you pulled anold man move yesterday and it made me
laugh because we used to work withan old guy and he would do this
move all the time. I backedmy truck in every morning, dude.
So we're still trying to figure stuffout. We had new company come in

(39:00):
technology kind of changed here at thestudios, so we don't know exactly what
what, like printers were printing tooh yeah, yeah, and uh and
so you did that old man movewhere you hit the print button and whatever
you did, you must have hitlike a hundred times, right, Like

(39:20):
I have a feeling it wasn't workingfor you, and you just kept hitting
it and hitting it and hitting it. You know, when it asked me
the print, I needed two copies. What I think is I think the
one mud have stayed on, andI think I got twelve copies. So
all I know is that for somereason they haven't set up that it prints
to another studio where there's a morningshow happening, and it just kept printing

(39:43):
out and printing out, and theprinter you can hear it if their doors
open. It's super loud. Andyou did that old guy move where they
kept bringing in the copies and sayinghere Joe, here's Joe, and then
it just kept coming and they're like, dude, really like when are you
gonna stop? How many copies ofthis do you? Listen? I don't
abuse the workplace, right, Idon't. I don't steal. I The

(40:05):
one thing I will do that.If there was an upper management was watching
me. Is I do abuse thecopy machine? If I have to make
copies, I don't do it athome because I'm not paying for the toner
cartridge. Is I will do ithere? And yes, I had to
print something out, yes, twodays ago, and uh and yeah,
man, I don't know why itjust kept spitting out. But I again,
I have to figure this whole thingout because I don't know where a

(40:25):
princes too, honest to God,I'll leave here, I'll print to me
out I can't find it. That'smy favorite part. Name the printers.
The printers are name like Aerosmith andPink Floyd and my can. We just
have printer in the main office,printer by the desk, so I know
where to go to get the printerpaper. You're trying to do it real
underhandedly, like you're trying to printsome stuff out that you shouldn't print,

(40:45):
but then you don't know where itgoes, and then they find it during
the day and have to leave ithere for you to find the next morning.
You know how many Amazon labels Iprint out here that I get back
here and they're just stacked up hereyeah, and so and so. Yeah.
We used to work with a guyman. We and he was just
that old guy who couldn't figure itout. And I remember one day it
was outside of a studio. Dude. I remember he printed like a hundred

(41:12):
copies of something and it just wasn'tstopping, to the point where I think
we had to unplug the printer.Yes, we had to shut it down
because those printers. Why isn't therea stop? It just didn't stop.
And now he's like he doesn't knowwhat to do. The printer just keeps
printing out these and it was justa thing like he didn't even know what
he printed. He just printed.He just hit print and it just it's
printing constantly. Now sometimes the printersare like, okay, you unplugged me,

(41:34):
and you plug them back and hey, let me finish what I was
at. Yeah, that's not whatwe want. It's amazing there is because
this has to happen a lot.It's amazing. There wasn't a button that
says I messed up and there's alot of papers coming out. Button,
you just hit it and just stopit, just shut the emergency shut down.
Yes, until we figure it out. A big red button, like
they have a woods out and justI felt so bad too, because they're
doing a show and a thing isclicking, and then I think the the

(41:58):
co host over there, I thinkshe buys paper. She's like, no,
no, no, I'll just goget more. I'm like, oh
my god, now I feel badbecause yeah, she's buying printer papers.
Now it's coming out of her pocket. Oh look at that old old man
jojo. Can we just get it? Just anybody see, just send me,
send me where it goes. That'sall I've done this before. I've
printed something out and nothing happened.An hour later, it'll just start printing

(42:22):
at the print like it takes anhour for it to go to respond,
to get to that machine. Noteven kid they brought in. I'm like,
it was about three inches of paperthat they brought in that you printed
out here. Yeah I got alot. Well yeah, now I got
a lot of forms I could fillout. So it's just like everyone just
shakes their head because once again,that is that old. Like when they
first started revamping stuff here in thestudios, that was the first thing some

(42:45):
of our sales staffs on the olderside, and they couldn't figure it out.
Yeah right, they're just like awhere is it printing to the same
way? Man? When it saysthat, dude, we had a saleswoman
here, you know, who didn'tknow how to send email. Yeah,
that's pretty amazing. Two years agoshe had to have Shannon, our promotional
queen, send her emails for Theprinter is a very confusing machine. When

(43:07):
the paper is out, there's threedifferent things that used to be jams.
Jam. You got to stick yourhand in their I was like, there's
a lot of little When we workedwith that old guy man that was an
issue too. It would jam andand he would he would start to pick
apart the printer and I'm like,what, dude, I come in and
to just be pieces everywhere, Likewhat's going on? He had the ink

(43:27):
on his hands. Doesn't have tobe that big. There's the size of
a car, man, old man, Jojo, dude, yesterday, bad
day for our show. I fellasleep on the couch here in the studio,
and you printed out two hundred piecesof paper. We're veterans, man,
we are seasoned, seasoned men.Look we get back. Now,

(43:50):
here's your printer pair. Yeah,yeah, Scotty's taking any pop up,
sleeping man, get off the lawn, We get back. What a thing
called? You think you have abead? You think you've got it bad.
I don't think we have a bead. Cicadas now, I guess they're

(44:12):
coming right, because like I said, like once every seventeen years, they
like pop out of the ground.The girls in the view called sicadas,
which they're stupid, like John scicatabecause they're stupid. So cicadas. They're
so loud now in South Carolina peopleare calling the cops on them. So
they only come out every thirteen toseventeen years, but this year it's some
type of perfect storm. There's trillionsof success. So what do they call

(44:37):
them? Cicadas? See cicadas comingout of the ground, right, So
what happens is it's called brood X, which arise every seventeen years, is
emerging the same time his brood nineteen. This is gonna be a real problem,
right. It's such a rare occurrencethat it hasn't happened since eighteen three.

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So we're just getting a lot ofcicadas. This has to be from
global warming. And so they're soloud in this one town that people don't
know it's cicadas and are calling thepolice thinking it's neighbors just being loud.
What's it a buzz? I meanit's that. Yeah, it's that sound.
And once you hear the sound,you know what it is. But
I'm not gonna do this sound foryou. They said, give it about

(45:22):
six weeks when the cicadas finished theirbusiness, and then we don't have to
worry about it again until twenty twentytwo forty five. It's kind of creepy,
man. These things just come outof the ground where their beetles would
they just fly around. They getstuck on the trees, right and leave
their skeletons on the trees like thisused to be a thing. Growing up.
We used to have a problem withgypsy moths. Yes, and they
would climb up. I remember mydad wrapped in tape around the tree.

(45:45):
Yeah, they would climb up andit would get stuck in the tape or
all stay destroy your tree. Yeah, my uh what happened to them?
Like and lantern flies or something likethat was a big one. You're supposed
to kill Yeah, yeah, yougot killed the red ones. I'm like,
I don't know, man, Ilook at this poor guy. I'm
like, you gotta kill this thing. What's the other take over the world.
Do you ever have one of thosesummer days when you look at the
heat index and the angry red colorand say to yourself, that doesn't even

(46:08):
come close to how hot it is. Well, the government's here to help.
Now. When things get really hot. The National Weather Service is going
all spinal tap. When the fictionalband wanted to push their volume past max,
what did they go to? Jojo? They went to eleven. They
went to eleven. So when adeep angry red doesn't quite reflect how miserably

(46:29):
hot it is, the heat indexwill now have a new, more descriptive
color. What's worse than red?Magga? Maa magenta? Muh muh magenta?
Why is magenta worse than red?Magenta is the worst and deadliest of

(46:52):
the five heat threat categories, hittingeverybody with what the National Weather Service and
the CDC are calling rare and ora long duration extreme heat with little to
note overnight. Really, for yousee magenta, you don't walk out of
the house, He'll just explode.Stay inside. We bet his parents wished

(47:13):
he'd gotten more than a drum stet. A nine year old Cooper Wallace shook
the world by talking down, bytaking down. Oh I get it,
this is stupid. I wish Iwould have skipped this one. So this
kid, he's nine, He wona seagull screeching contest. Okay, it's

(47:35):
the European gull Screeching Contest. Thename is surprisingly literal. People get together
and they get to imitate seagulls.Of the judges analyze each contestant by criteria,
including the calls themselves, the competitors, seagull garb, and their ability
to pretend to be the bird.This kid showed off by pecking at his

(48:00):
French fries. He scored a totalof ninety two points out of one hundred,
easily winning the juvenile category and earningthe most points of any competitor in
any range at the event. Thekid's mother said she's ashamed and embarrassed by
her son. She said the familylearned about the competition in Belgium after a
stranger overheard the kid practicing his callsin public. And the rest is seagull

(48:22):
history. We need that kid here, We need him on the boardwalk to
pack the back of people's heads.Yes, that's where we need him.
I heard him the other day andI was like, whoa, I haven't
heard that in a while. Itwould be funny. He's okay, he's
dressed up like a big seagull onthe boardwalk right, has a little tip
jar and he's just calling out theseagull. Man. I would give him
a dollar to hear that. Itis funny when they died bomb people with

(48:42):
food. Oh yeah, yeah,because you're watching that guy. You know,
waited all day for those boardwalk fries, you know, and there the
boom and this bird stands down andeats something. Yeah, and I know
you pay nineteen dollars for him.Yeah, I had a buddy, and
this is not and this is thisis bad and you should be arrested for
this. He was on springk inthe late nineties and he killed the seagull
with a full beer can at theseagull sort of like how uh remember the

(49:07):
big unit killed a pigeon during abaseball game? Yeah, right, same
thing, dude. He knocked thebird out of the sky with a full
beer camp. Nobody would catch man. He'd lay on the beach, put
food on a towel and lay therestill, and then cobody would going to
scoop the whole bird up. Iwas like, that's kind of fun and
then do what would Itah? Youlet it go? You know, the
girls just think it's funny. Youhook up with him and then it's cool.

(49:28):
You know you're done. I hopethey hook up with a bird.
Uh. There you go. Thosepeople they have a bat. You not
so the boys and girls Cloth ofAtlantic one hundred point seven ZXL, South
Jersey's rock station ZXL One Shot.I was jealous, man, buddy,
mine built a house. Okay,I was never jealous before until he was

(49:50):
giving me like a virtual tour.Man. He's like showing me like this.
It's beautiful, right, showing mehis his walking closet. Yeah,
jealous of the walking closet. NowI'm stuck in the spare bedroom. So
I have like a little closet likea child would have. My wife has.
She has a beautiful closet I put. I did the build ins and
everything. It's it's everything, butit's also a disaster. I'm looking at

(50:13):
this guy's closet. Shirts are linedup, pants are lined up. This
is something that I would be ableto control. My wife can't control her
closet, and I made a mistakeof taking the door off, and I
can see the messeets in there.She doesn't take advantage of it. I
would so take advantage of a walkingcloset. My wife is big about piles

(50:34):
of clothes in the bedroom, butI will give her a lot of credit.
She is very particular about her closets. She has a hat and shoe
closet, and she's got a walkin clothes closet. Right. She does
take very good care of the closet. Now it's outside of the close.
Since I've become an issue with pilesof clothes, my wife has piles clothes
in the bedroom and in the closet. It's so bad in the closet that

(50:55):
I was getting dressed. The dogcomes flying out of the closet because he
now uses it as a dog bedbecause it's so comfortable in there. It's
like when they run into a pileof leaves. I'm looking at like I
would I would so do that becauseI do like I organized my stuff like
I do my laundry. I haveT shirts. There's a divider in my
T shirts. These are funny Tshirts. These are just playing like I'm

(51:15):
organized. When it comes to this, and I feel my wife was going
to do it. And there's ajealousy thing too, because when you're building
a new house, it's new.Yeah, it's it's a it's a fresh
star. This is beautiful. Iwas like, damn, you gotta walk
in. He has, he hasthe closet's a he closet. I go
up the talkbacks here from your wife, who, by the way, he
reached out yesterday say hey, what'sup with the talkbacks? You're not doing

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them. I'm like, WHOA,settle down, honey, program director,
And uh, these are actually aboutclothes because we are talking about I don't
know, no, I think we'retalking about how they kidnapped the laundry room.
The laundry room kidnapped the laundry room, and so it'll be like a
week of them doing laundry in myhouse. So it's like it, can
we just get this done in acouple of hours. Because I washed my

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wife's nice jacket with twel because theyall seem to be white in tan,
just fine. I put them allin there because I couldn't even unload the
dryer because the door is hitting mebecause there's closed pile behind it. Uh,
this is your wife talking about closeeverything that you were saying about my
laundry, my clothes, my wash, all of that. Thirty seconds is
not long enough to come back atevery bs thing that you just said.

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And also the only thing I dohave time to say is I use a
bathrobe and a tail, and I'lluse a tail because it goes on my
clean hair more than once. Theamount of lies that came out of your
mail, the dramatics, it's nonsense. I think we were talking about how
our wives do numerous costume changes throughoutthe day. Yeah, and like,

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man, I'm not even kidding.Three four towels, yeah, three four
towels in one shower sitting. Ialso went to my kids and said,
you got a sweatshirt on unless you'resweating or rolling around in dirt. Put
it back, hang it back up? All right. Yeah. So so
here's the deal. I will Iwill go if anyone out there has a
lit detective test, sign me up. I will take her on in a

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lot detective test when it comes aboutlaundry. When it comes to laundry,
sure, let's let's be you.You know what, Joe, It's time
to be honest. I got anotherone another talk back from your wife.
I am so unbelievably particular with myclothes and how they're hung and how they're
washed, and I you, you'reso dramatic, dramatic, speechless. She's

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speechless there. She can't even talkabout it. Like I said, maybe
it's time we all be honest andlet's take a light detective tests and see
who's telling the truth. My wifehas a pile of clothes she has to
get to before frost. I don'tknow what happened last night, A room
spotless. This morning, right,I fall asleep downstairs. This morning,
I go upstairs the kiss her goodbye. Piles of clothes. Yeah, it's

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it's like a we have a couch. You can't even see the couch or
so many clothes on it. It'slike it's like a confetti gun where they
just pole clothes and they just shootit around. It happened that these clothes
just popped up out of nowhere,which reminds me I got a ton of
laundry to do. We gotta wrapthis up. Hey, everybody, thanks
your calls. They always welcomed onthe show. Gleam when your whole part
of it, stay there, we'llkick off a rock block. It is
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Morning Shown. You're smiling. Whenyou're smiling, the smiles at you and
one you eleven love the sun comesshining through. When you're crying, you
bring on their end. Are gonnastop? You'll shut and stop? This

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side well to be happy in itwhere you smiling, smile, keep on
smiling. I'm no smile dropping itout, man, I know you guys
are awesome. I love took meguys on my way and work. She's
like, guy, yeah, warmingup ship and I'm like, I'm about
shoo there we're rocking. Hey,thank you? You shot you the best?

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How you doing yeah? Keep melaughing. Man, you guys are
great. Good morning guys, hilario. Let me take it? Oh God,
is it my radio or are youonly broadcasting in MANA. This is
the readings in DJILT Like, ifyou're on it, I would listen to
this. Man getting up in themorning doesn't suck anymore. He show was

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