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Wake Up? Why Up? YeOh? Wake Up? Goes like now,
why Up? In a world ofdull, mediocre radio, in a
time of regulations and rules, underthe scrutiny of bosses and management, one
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show breaks all the rules to deliverentertaining, compelling and educated radio and stand
above all the rest. And thisshow isn't it? Hey, homie,
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what's happening? Man? I feelbad. I feel bad for this Charles.
It's not Prince Charles anymore. It'sKing Charles. So he's got to
wait around for his mom to die, right, He's got to wait around
forever. She finally kicks it.But now he's in his like mid seventies,
so he can't really enjoy being likea cool young king. No,
he can't go to Vegas and tellthe girls, Hey, look, I'm
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a king. Come back to mycastle. Honey. You know he did
that thing where he murdered his wife. Okay, it happens. You know,
he's dying to the point where Ijust saw the headline. They're planning
his funeral already. Yeah. Now, who's next in the line, because
that guy's gonna love it. Thekid, his oldest son, the kid
who's bold. Okay, and thenif he dies, then it goes to
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the brother who's here, a redheadedkid. He's out of the castle.
Does he even take it back?He wants some parts of the castle?
Man here with our dealer, nodeal girl. Yeah, I think he
went. They went to La andthey didn't get the reception they were looking
for. So I think he's tryingto get back with the royal family.
But it sucks. So you're kingfor less than a year, probably half
that time, you're ill, likeyou didn't even get to enjoy you.
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Yeah, you didn't have time tohang anybody or nothing. Yeah, like
do fun stuff, cup people's headsoff. Got the gesture out there.
They juggle for me there, buddy, you know it makes me laugh.
Tell me a joke. I'm theking. You're riding horses through a city.
Did I go full Game of Thronesmode? Man? Even though it's
a different time, I go fullGame of Thrones. Man. I'm taking
this guy's head off. He's takethem fingers right off. And it sucks
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for King King Charles. He evengot to be king for that long and
now they're just writing them off already, So he must be I think he's
got the bad one. He's gotthe pancer out of cancer. Yeah,
it's a tough one that bounce backfrom Usually you don't. Not the other
kid, he's like, oh,I'm gonna be king. He fit this
crown. Well now he is,So maybe you know what, maybe karma
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is catching up with this family becausenow the kid, William becomes king,
but his wife is in real badshape with cancer. Wow, what do
you know? What are they drinking? There? Are they at Camp la
Joune, Camp La Jean Jean?They are? But I mean, I'm
not saying she seems like a verynice woman, but say she does pass
away. Now you have a singleking with the reality show, reality show
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and a half. Yeah, it'sthe Bachelor king version, right. Yeah,
he's got a crown. He's gonnathrown. You bring ten girls in
there. They got to fight itout. Everybody on Monday, brand New
work Week. You're gonna find outZXL work force employee the day. Who
will it be? I don't know, but you will win. We talked
about it. We talked about itlast week, and it and it happened.
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I think what's that called when youyou put it forward, you move
it in the world. We hadan affirmation. Yeah, that what it
was. We made it happen.We have tickets for Asia at the at
the Tropicana Cool, and I'll throwin a pair of tickets for The Fall
Guy too at the Square Theater,which comes out this weekend. So Asia
tickets. They're reunited and they're goingback out on tour and The Fall Guy
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over at the Square Theaters on hunchpoint seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station
ZXL Morning Show, Good and more. Everybody do it live. I can
go all write it and we'll doit live. And things sucks. I'm
Scottie. Good morning. Here's somenews for US. Philadelphia based Republic First
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Bank was closed by state regulators onFriday and it's assets were given to the
Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation that's the FDIC. Republic Bank's assets are now being taken
over by Lancaster the Lancaster, Pennsylvaniabased company, Fulton Bank, effective immediately.
Fulton is also assuming all deposits RepublicsBanks. Thirty two branches will reopen
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as branches of Fulton as early astoday, if not this past weekend.
If you have a Republic Bank ATMor debit card or check. You can
still use them. If you havea loan with Republic, you should properly
make your payments as normal. Yeah, I need to get my money out.
Yes, is anybody in there?That's why we have the FDA.
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I see, But man' that's scary. And they just built a huge,
like double decker bank in Ocean Cityright on the main drag. I can't
imagine what that cost was. That'sprobably why they folded. They were like,
whoa, we couldn't afford this city'sexpensive. The last time former President
Donald Trump held a rally in Wildwood, we were there Jojo, and we
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noticed you weren't allowed to bring chairsin, but people were waiting all day
and they had those dumb foldable chairsright. So when we left, you
just saw they were just at abig pile in the middle of a field.
Well, the mayor Ernie Treano Wildwoodis saying, if you're going to
come to the Trump rally May eleven, you can't bring chairs. Let's not
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make the mistake we made the firsttime. But I gotta say, man,
I get to give a Wildwood PublicWorks a lot of credit. It
was a tough like like a chairsumbrellas. It was all piled up.
It was you left it there becauseyou couldn't take it in. So they
got rid of everything by like sixseven hours later. Those guys worked overnight
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to get it back to normal.So, yeah, if you're going to
the Trump rally, no chairs.Yeah, they were just throwing them off
the boardwalk right into the water.Yeah, dude, I saw a dolphin
jumping. There's a dolphin stuck ina chair. Ford is recalling more than
four hundred and fifty six thousand ofits Bronco Sport SUVs and Maverick pickup trucks
due to battery malfunctions. The reasonthe vehicles are being recalled is because the
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power being cut off to the engineand electrical features of the vehicle while driving.
The recall is for the twenty twentyone through twenty twenty four Bronco Sport
and the twenty twenty two through twentytwenty three Maverick. That's news. What
about sports? Sixers dropped another gameto the Knicks yesterday, ninety seven to
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ninety two. Game five is gonnabe tomorrow night. The Knicks are up
three games to one. Yet knowhow the Knicks fans got in the building.
Man, there was a lot ofthem and they're up three one.
So that are being I don't knowjerkolls to be honest with you. Well,
yeah, so the great Howard Askin, he tweeted out last night he
said the reason is Sixers tickets areexpensive. Yeah, and he's like,
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you know, your normal Sixers fancan't afford to go to the game.
That's what and that's what's happened.Man. It's a shame for the fan
base, Like for a dad totake on it, his kids and his
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CXL South Jerseys Rock Station ZXLOW.I got a roped in going to Supercross
over the weekend. You sent mea text. Yeah, and it's one
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of the things where didn't think Iwould end up on a Saturday, but
it took over my old Saturday.Oh yeah, it's the whole day.
I'll put it up there with MonsterTruck rallies. It's an interesting crowd.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna sayout of ten flea markets, I'll give
it. I'll give it six,I'll give it seven. It's a lot
of fun. If you're a kid, it's cool. I remember my dad
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every now and then would take usto something like that. It was man,
we used to go to tractor poolsand I remember like, as a
kid, meant you thought it waskind of cool. Yeah. Here's the
thing with Supercross, though, isI realized, first of all, it's
really a SciTE bite, like it'sthe video game we play. They do
an actual race, right, Yeah, it's it's a bunch of guys on
motorcycles go little Bunny Hills. Yeah, you know what it's. It really
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is the game. It's every rampwhen you built your own course. It's
like the little ones and then theother ones. Like you're really just watching
it go. Now, where doesall that dirt go? When they're done?
You got that because the Sixers hadto play there the next day.
No, this is this is atthe link man. Okay, but you
will still where does all that dirt? Yeah? They but I get of
course. I mean they scoop itout. It's like the Eagles play on
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mounds, but throw some grass down. Yeah. I'm watching and it looks
like they have plywood over the entirefield. I don't know what kind of
condition to fields because I know MonsterJam's coming in like two weeks, so
I don't know if they just leaveit there or what. But yeah,
they got jam and hurts. He'sgonna he's gonna step in a pothole.
Yeah, ankle, there's a there'san oil filter. He just stepped.
He stepped. Here's what I realizedabout supercross now. Listen, it was
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it was kind of cool. Itgets old really fast. I'm more,
it's more did they have like theloop the loops and more people doing like
stunts? You know they I mean, was it just racing? Yeah,
it was just it was just aracing part. See they do that with
that midget car racing down here.It's fun for about a half hour,
but then it boring because you're justwatching midget car racing around and around.
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Yeah, and the track, thetrack is the same. I realized too.
It's really out of the gate.If you're the first motorcycle, that's
it. Man, there's one guythat lost the lead. Other than that,
it's like it's just one guy.Now you've got like fifteen laps.
He's already in front, so he'snot losing. You think you make a
career out of that. I don'tknow a guy. There's a guy that's
his only job is he's a motocrossguy. You're he a motocross guy who
also stocks shelves. This is whymy wife hates strip clubs, right because
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she would go and she'd be likethe promotion girl. Her her friend did
it travel all over for motocross.So afterwards, like her friend had to
take these guys out, like,you know, show them a good time,
you know, take them the bars, make sure they don't get in
trouble. I know what happens.Yeah, we know exactly what that means.
Well, my wife would now seethese guys at strip clubs that night
and now they're you know, they'rehitting on strippers and they're married, and
that's why she hates strip clubs.Like, well, we're not all supercross
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guys, honey, all right,So watching now, it's it's it gets
old so fast. Like if thereis a crash, it's not a real
crash, like a car crash.Well let him say that because Pink,
her husband's brother, he dies.What is he doing? High jumps?
And he was like that stunt guy, Which if they do that kind of
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stuff, it's cool. But ifyou're just watching loop the Loop racing all
day long, Like even the guyacross the hall just came in, he
was in Dover yesterday for the NASCARrace. He's like, it's horribly boring.
Yeah. Yeah, because there isa crash, it's not really a
crash. It's more like, ohmy god, these guys just kind of
fell down on the ground. Theypicked the up, bikes back up and
they and they keep going, youknow, they keep going around. You
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know, it's I got my Supercrossout of the way. I don't think
I'm gonna go back anymore. SoI don't think I ever need to go.
Yeah, I mean, it wasfun once, but that's it.
I'm not super might be a littlemore fun. I'm just looking at the
crowd. I'm like, oh mygod, Look it's a that's a different
crowd. Yeah, I'm like,oh my god, there's the hot girl
from town that got stuck with thisguy and the boots in the car hearts
sweatshirt. You know, she's probablylike, ah, I mean, I
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probably couldn't. There wasn't awesome tattoo. I even wrote it down. I'm
in line. By the way,they don't reduce the prices of the drinks
or the food or anything. Ohno, it's still a nineteen dollars bottle
of beer. Gauch. Yeah.Guy had on the back of his calf
I'm with Stumpy, and it hadan arrow pointing over to the right.
Was on his left. Now,I thought maybe he met his wife or
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whoever he's walking with No, he'smissing a leg, right, it's missing
a leg. Yeah like this,Yeah, you know what you own it,
man, you own that little stump. But yeah, that pretty much
sums up the supercross crown. Yeah, it's a it's an interesting crowd for
sure, but like people love it. Man. I used to go the
radio station used to send me outto Millville at the They have a big
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raceway out there. I think it'sstill out there. And they used to
do demolition car like Derby's. Yeah, and that was interesting. It was
a packed house. Man, Iforgot how popular it was. Oh,
they were like the news, likethe Philly News was all over it.
They were like broadcasting from it andeverything. So it looks if you're filling
the link. That's a you know, it's a pretty good guy's got a
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supercross shirt on him. Like youdon't look like you ride a motorcycle.
Maybe you fix what's okay? What'sworse being a super cross racer or a
fan? Yeah? They got ratherbe a fan. I don't know,
man, I don't know if theirkids are grown men down there that are
racing. You're right, where's thatcareer? What do you make? Yeah?
Man, what do you gonna payhobby or is mister drink is Yeah?
Is it a hobby or a career? It's one of those things where
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I don't know. You got agirlfriend. She's like, I think it's
time to give it up. Wegot a mortgage to pay. Are living
in this double wife. Look weget back, We'll rock out. Some
rock news. Joe, Joe andScottie rock news. Here's some rock news
for you. The Rolling Stones hada busy weekend. They kicked off their
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tour, the Hackney Diamonds Tour.The band's gonna play twenty shows around the
US through July seventeenth. They announcedsome opening acts. Gary Clark, junior
veteran soul singer, Betty LaVette andpunk band The Linda Lindez will all be
opening acts for The Rolling Stones.June eleventh, Lincoln Financial Field, We're
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gonna get the Stones. Callio isgonna be the opening band for when the
Stones. What do they find?Just acts that kind of have a name
recognition but aren't very good. Look, you got Aaron Neville. I think
it's like I I didn't get AaronNevill. You wanted Aaron Nevill. So
they the when I saw him intwenty thirteen. I don't think they had
an opening act. Aaron Nevill cameout for a duet. That's what they
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were doing. They were bringing artistthat had a tie to those cities out
to do a song or two.And yeah, I got Aaron Neville because
you know what a big Neville Brothersfan I was. I don't know much.
That's stupid mole in his face,but uh yeah, I think they're
at the point now where they're tryingto bring in people who are like low
key, so you don't outshine sure, because you're talking about guys in their
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eighties, right, Like, let'snot outshine the stone. Let's see here.
Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden, he'sout theing like a solo tour.
He is promoting The Man Drake Project, a new album he put out,
and he said during a show tothe crowd, quote I can't breathe me
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and the bassis can't breathe Oh mygod. He directed his attention to people
vaping in the Crown. You knowI'm with them that vaping is he said,
good a hand because he's playing.He's not playing stadiums like Iron Maiden
plays. He's playing little clubs.They're blowing her right in his face.
So he's like, can you justdo it outside? You know it's and
he said, look, is itthat big of an addiction that you can't
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You have to do it constantly atmy show. A woman's in the front
row. He said, I doapologize for coughing, but you efforts are
smoking. I can't sing if you'regonna smoke, all right, the bassis
this coughing our guts out. I'mconfused. I'm coughing. She My wife's
gonna be pissed because I'm gonna smelllike stupid smoke. He said, you
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paid good money to hear me sing, and here you are just blowing smoke
in my face. That's coming fromBruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden on his solo
tour. Yeah, you gotta putthat vapory thing. Like, if you
can't moke there, he should beable to fade there. John bon Jovie,
he was he had the number onestreaming thing on I think it was
Netflix or Hulu. What are thosechannels? For his documentary that's out and
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uh he said he was being interviewedto promote this, uh, this,
this stupid documentary and uh. Hesaid that he's not opposed to because he
has some vocal issues that he mighthe might not ever be able to perform
again. He said he's not againsthaving a bon Jovi avatar perform again.
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I'm sitting in the stands. Whatam I looking at? I'm looking?
Would it would be three hologram oror or is a screen where cartoons are
playing. It's like when Kilow Swiftputs her concert in a movie theater.
That's all you're looking. You're notlooking at the art. So he said,
uh, you know, I I'mnot opposed to anything like it yet.
He said, I'll pay him bigmoney and he'll do it. I
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guess. I mean, I don'twant to see bon Jovi bon Jovie,
so I'm definitely not seeing bon Jovieavatars either. I mean, it's really
it's like, I don't know,it's like going to a laser light show
and you're watching something that's not themand you're listening to the music. You
know. Kiss abb Abbot does itover in Europe and it's been very successful.
Ronnie James Dio tried to do it, but Kiss was the big one.
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Kiss is like making a big thingof it that you're gonna continue on
as avatars. She's stupid. Man. Abba has hits like Dancing Queen and
Gimme, Gimme, gimme uh andWaterloo Waterloo. Come on now, really
you don't know Waterloo? You gotthat Queen? All right? You got
to go back and revisit some Abba. There you go, some rockets seven
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z XL Sap Jersey's rock station zx L Morning Show. It's uh,
it's you know, once again,living with a a mother. And I
don't live with her. She liveson her own, but she has she's
going through dementia right, and shecan still handle being on her own.
You know. I go check upon her every day. But what ends
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up happening is her house has nowbecome my responsibility. So not only are
the bills and everything, but likethe upkeep of the house. So I
have to upkeep my own house,and then and now I have to upkeep
my mom's house, even if shedoesn't have to mention this is what you
got to do as a kid.Well, that's why I'm slaying my mom
and the brother they live together.I'm like, ah, man, ye,
why don't you put the mulch intogardens. So that's the thing.
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So you know, I I she'sgot a landscaper. Okay, cool,
So I'm not over there cutting thelawn. That's a cool thing. But
she lives on the on you know, on a on an island by the
beach. She likes to get herhouse ready. She likes to go sit
outside in the backyard. So nowit's the process of getting her house summer
prepped right, making sure all thepatio furniture is power washed, the house
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is powerwashed, the dive ways powerwash. Put down that long grass they
have on the beach towns. Igot it. The the you know,
there's some spot or some holes inthe deck that are that are soft that
I gotta take care. I gottabuild a deck box. I stick it
up. I got a deck boxin the box from last year sitting outside.
Well here's what I know. SoI don't mind doing it, man,
because you know what, for themost part, like my family will
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come over, you know, meand the wife and some of the kids
at are home will come over onthe weekends and you know, use her
house to go to the beach andeverything. So I don't mind. But
what I noticed yesterday when I'm overthere trying to get everything done. Is
with the mens you start to kindof revert to being a child again.
She follows me around like a littlekid, and she just keeps asking me
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what I'm doing. Well, Ithink it's excitement for her. There's something
happening. She's not sure what itis, but there's somebody else in the
house and there's some things that aregoing on here. Unless she gets a
little bossy from time to time too, Like I got our a bunch of
hanging plants, right, so Iput the hanging plants up the chains.
They're a little too rusty for thechains that are hanging. Now we're micro
managing. So now she's like she'slike, she's like, do you do
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Do you mind spray painting the chains? And I'm like, I like,
no, I don't want to spraypaint the stupid change. Is it like
Dennis the Menace, Hey, misterWilson, Yes, what you're doing over
that's what it is. So nowshe's like that little kid that just follows
me around, Like I couldn't doanything without her following me around and like
asking me like, okay, so, so why are you doing this because
she can't remember why I'm doing this, and so on top of her following
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me around like a little kid,it's the same questions over and over and
over, Mom, I'm building abomb shelter. And then she goes back
again, what are you doing?I need to build a garage. I
just bought a corvette. Well,and then I'm like, you know.
And then we got to get likethis, like there's real jobs that I
have to hire people for and I'mlike, yeah, we gotta get this
done and have a guy come into do this. And she's like,
do I have the money to dothis? And I was like, I
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was like, no, I've takenall your money. Yeah, I've funneled.
I funneled all your money and itis all gone. So yeah,
man, it's you know, onceagain, I'm new into this demential world.
And so it's it's funny to seehow the conversation ended. Yesterday,
I go over there for a coupleof hours getting stuff together, you know,
starting to clean up everything, andthe last thing she says to me,
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can you get me some a bagof candy and black licorice when you
come back tomorrow. It is likea little guy, a little girl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ijust I I uh, you know,
rubbed the top of her head andI said, I said, no problem
there, Ma, you send herto the room. Go to your room.
What she needs? You need littleactivities or something for her to do,
like, hey, listen, Iwant you to like, okay,
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like a child. I want youto plant this flower right here, here's
the shovel. And in her headso she keeps thinking, she's like,
do I have to take the flowersinto the garage at night? And I
go, they're not going to runaway, so no, so no,
you don't. But in her head, she she doesn't know what season it
is, so she thinks it's gettingreal cold. And I'm like, we're
good, mom, Like you don'tyou can leave them hanging. We're we're
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all set, all good. Youalmost want to have somebody to take her
out the lunch while you do allthis, like to take her out the
lunch, Let me let me handleshe. It's taken twice as long with
the questions. The other thing too, is, uh, she's got a
lamp post. But for some reason, I don't know, if the sun
doesn't hit it enough, it's notvery bright. And so she keeps asking
me to fix it, and Idon't know how to tell her. I
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can't move it. It's a lamppost. Well you should tell her.
I'm like, it's like I can'tmove the sun. You could move the
sun. You can tell her youcan move the sun closer to the lamp.
So I don't know what to dothere. So i'm i'm, i'm,
i'm, I'm fighting with the lamppost to try and get it to
be brighter. Yeah, we'll seehow that goes. But yeah, that
was my day yesterday. Yeah thatwas fun. Uh. Look, I
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got a pair of tickets to gosee Asia the Heat of the Moment Tour
over at Tropic Cana. They're backAsia the Heat of the Moment Tour.
Uh. And I'm gonna throw ina pair of tickets for The Fall Guy
coming out this weekend with Ryan Goslingover at the Square Theater. It's a
perfect date night, by the way, everything that's going on here, come
on now, hit that movie upearly, and it's I saw the trailer.
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It looks very funny. Six zeronine six seven seven one hundred seven
six zero nine six seven seven onehundreds and six zero nine six seven seven,
one hundred and seven. I gota pair of tickets to go see
Asia The Heat of the rooman tourat the Tropicana, and a pair of
tickets for The Fall Guy coming tothe Square Theaters starting this weekend. Six
zero nine six seven seven one hundredseven. We'll get back. I got
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some headlines one hundred point seven zXL, South Jersey's rock station on a
truth Corner with Jerry Jerry Jerry JerryGarcia, Gry g Garcia, and we
say truth corner because they're not conspiracymore. It's all true, it's all becoming
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real. It's all because Gary G. Garcia, we love you, and
you throw us, you throw usconspiracies. But he said, it's it's
tough. It's tough digging up conspiraciesanymore because we're finding out they're all coming,
they're all coming true. Yeah,they're just all just real. Yeah.
I was laying the truth about Diddyto some people over the weekend.
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They were all just shocked. Theystill don't know, like I'm telling them.
I'm like yeah, and they're justlike they're jaw dropped, right because
they have little kids. They don'treally pay attention to online stuff and it's
insane. Whoa. Yeah, peopledon't know because the mainstream media isn't really
talking about it at all. Likewhat even happened with the raid they went
in there and you haven't heard nothingabout it at all. Well have you
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heard this, Like my brother broughtthis up, and he's a wacko,
he said, did he is inbed? I guess with the government to
bring all these people down? Haveyou heard that? Well that was the
Epstein thing too, that he washe's a fed man. Is that why
he's not in jail yet? Or? I mean, has he been brought
up on charges? What's going on? They haven't charged him with anything.
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They're saying the whole ray was becausehe got video of somebody too strong,
and the dude sent the Feds andthere to go get that video for him.
What if? What if he didhe's the one that brings all these
guys down. He might. Idon't think he's gonna do time. They
just let out what's his name,Weinstein's out again. Well he's not out.
He's going to be out. He'sgonna be in New York. They
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overturned to New York. But he'sstill convicted in l A. So worst
case scenario, I guess they wouldship him off to l A to go
to jail. But yeah, he'sanother he's gonna die soon, because as
soon as that came out, youthought it would be like a happy day
for him, like, oh,they overturned my thing. Yeah, he
ended up old man, he wentto the He looks hard. Well,
he always looked horrible. Yeah,I told people that to deal with him.
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Then. So, so how longuntil we forget about this? Let's
go back. We forget very quickly, go back two years and all the
conspiracies we've talked about that we don'ttalk about anymore. All right, how
about this pizza gate? Remember PizzaOka, Hawaii just went away? Yeah,
well pizza gate? How about thisThe guy who supposedly debunked it,
his name was rah Heem Shy.And this is where they were shuffling kids
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in a pizza rea right there?Yeah well there. Yeah, they were
using using the basement. Yeah,and they were using pizza orders as like
a kid. Yeah. Obama wasout there buying pies of pizza with red
hair. Yeah. What about rememberthe Wayfair thing? I just thought of
something from Wayfair too. Did youget a kid with it. Nah man
(26:18):
a finger, there was a fingerin it. I ordered, I ordered
to watch you watchholder from my frommy son in law. And when he
you know, it holds like twentywatches. On the second he picked it
up, there was a kid's pinky. Come on? Was the thing on
(26:38):
wayfair? Yeah? It would belike an eleven thousand dollars cabinet and all
the names of the cabinets correlated tomissing children. Yeah, like the cabinet
comes flying out of the little cabinet. Yeah, they had a cabinet for
like thirty seven thousand dollars. Itwas called the Tamika Jones. Do we
know that was true? What's thattrue? Did that really happen? All
I know is that all that stuffgot taken down the next day. Remember
(27:03):
all the houses with blue roofs didn'tget burned in this what we thought was
some type of well the rich homes. Yeah, and they got a video
of Biden saying you know, andsome houses didn't burn it because they had
the right rules, right, Andthen the and then the Hawaiian government came
in and said, yeah, we'reprobably just gonna take your land. Yeah,
and you're probably still doing no one'seven talking about it, No one's
it's still going on. I justforget they didn't clean it up. So
(27:26):
that dude anyway, rye Heim shyhe's doing who debunked the whole pizza gates?
That's not real. He just gotarrested a course for you know,
they always yeah, anywork for youknow, none none other than the boy
Obama man Obama Obama. Yeah,he was the he was the what do
you do for? Uh? Senioradvisor? And Clinton? All right,
(27:51):
let's talk about uh. Let's talkabout Big Mike that was thrown around there
for a little bit. Yeah,it is Michelle Obama, Big Micig staring
at the so pictures real that yousee. I'm a big fan of Big
micure of him back in the daywith his buddy Mike. That looks just
like Michelle. I think they're real. I think they're real. I'm at
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a point though, if it findsout that we find out it's real,
like I honestly don't believe that.I didn't believe it at the thing,
but now I look at that dudeover there, where is it in France
with his wife? Who might bea dude. It is a dude.
It might not be a dude,it is a dude. Okay. The
person didn't exist till the other persondisappeared like big mic. Okay, I
got another one. How about wasn'tthere fifteen feet fifteen foot aliens that were
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in a shopping mall in Florida?Was that the film was It's Always Green?
Okay? I heard, I heardthat was a shootout that ha started
out as a shootout and everybody startedrunning to you're definitely shooting that alien if
you can. But you know,how about the aliens that the the Air
Force came out and said, yeah, we have no idea what these uh
(28:56):
with these things were in the sky. Yeah, well, you know the
aliens. You know the aliens.Here's the big thing, the bigger conspiracy
when it comes to aliens is thatthey're telling you aliens are coming from up,
you know, from space. They'recoming from down. The aliens are
coming from beneath. Did they beenat there's an alien community like in the
(29:18):
water that we've never been down there? Really man? And they're saying actually
that they're you know, the theretheir spirits, they're like demons and stuff
like that. But what about that'sthat's what the you know, religious say
about it. Not anything again aboutthe Chinese balloon. The Chinese remember across
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the entire country. What about whatis that uh that Palestine, Ohio that
they're just poisoned the entire city andno one's talking about the bridge. The
bridge just happened. What two weeksago? Three weeks ago the bridge got
hit and everyone was saying that itwas on purpose, and now you're not
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hearing nothing about it. That's whatwe have. People forget. People forget
things so quick, you know,I mean, couldn't we even just stay
with with Hawaii for a little while? Man to those people areas like,
you know, we're able to fillback every couple of weeks, it's something
new, and then you forget aboutwe have we have these super short attention
spans, so we just go withit. Well that's the whole plan of
(30:23):
TikTok and all that. Yeah,it's specifically made to create your short attention
span. That's why people can't watchnothing. But you brought up R Kelly,
Dude, I yesterday, I broughtup where did I miss that?
Bark? Kelly? I thought upKelly, so R Kelly yesterday. There's
a, there's a there's a Imet my uh my in laws place and
(30:45):
my wife's cousin is there with herhusband and they have a little baby,
and he picks up the little babyand he starts singing, I believe I
can fly. I go. Idon't think that's a good song you should
sing anymore. You know he's gonnaget out too, and he's gonna have
a banging album. Did they takethat off the movie Space Jam? It
was the songs, of course,it's still money that I mean, he
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just he wasn't like they were.They were like over sixteen, at least
right sixteen, and he was moreabout I think that they were locked in
the basement. He fed him underthe door with a frisbee. Yeah,
that was a tough That was atough one. That was a tough documentary.
At least when they were done andgave him something to play with.
Well, how about this more conspiracies. It's all truth. It's all just
(31:34):
coming out to sue dude crazy.You remember when Ellen went all that.
Think when Ellen's popping up a lottoo, they're not hust slide and again
she's coming back and they're talking abouthow her dancer or DJ whatever it was.
Of course, what was happening inthe field with this saying, did
he had an affair with the who'sthe dude from family Feud? The family
(31:56):
matters? No family, Steve Harvey, he's got his wife. Well,
Steve Harvey ruined. Steve Harvey's nota good dude, man, I don't
know. He is a lot offamily. Oh no, I love him
on Family Feud, but let's keepit real. He's kind of a prick,
can you know? Well, hejust you can see it in him.
(32:21):
You can see that he's not anice dude. He's one of them
dudes who thinks he's better than yousee. You're ruining people for me not.
I mean, I can't even watch. It's like, that's the problem.
Can't they like I liked when theyused to keep things when they tried,
you know, lie to me.We all want a good liar,
man. That's all we want isa liar we can believe, you know.
(32:44):
I like when they lie to me. Now it's like all this stuff
comes out what you always knew?Do we not always know? Hollywood was
place? Yeah? Real quick?All right, there's not a word going
on with Russian Ukraine. Right,Ukraine is doing just fine. I still
see these videos of people just enjoyingtheir weekends out videos going on. They
were in cafes having coffee. Doesn'tlook like it's an outdoor nightclub in the
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Ukraine. They're partying hard. Whywouldn't they They got all that money from
us. Yeah, you know they'reprobably flying the helicopters over, just chucking
it out the window. Gary G. Where can I want to tell you?
Man? My phone's been clicking lately. When I make phone calls anybody
else, it's clicking. Man.Every time I call Brian, it hangs
(33:27):
up first and I have to callback, and when he calls me,
it hangs up. Front from themovie Good Fellas, I know what they're
doing. I just got an advertisementon my Facebook for an R Kelly T
shirt. They are listening. Wherecan people find Gary J? Dude?
If Diddy goes in, maybe they'llput him with All Kelly. Do you
imagine that band and your dude?I was about to say, well,
I don't you know. Definitely,like Friday Nights would be a lot more
(33:52):
fun, dude. I heard themmake All Kelly sing each person on that
floor to bed like the doss.He has to sing every night they put
the jail house Outfly a hitna comeout of that jail cell. Yeah,
man, they got sugar there too. They're gonna he can do a podcast
in jail. By the way,you know, some of the best rapp
has got to be locked up,like they're gonna put together the biggest,
(34:13):
illest crew. If they're smart,they make it work, all right,
Gary, You can find me atGabby g g Sea on old social media.
You can find me on rated gthe raded g podcast with garbage.
You gonna see a Brian Telacotta andthe course. Go to ac jokes dot
com and that's where I'm at alwaysin Atlantic City, although yesterday Big Up
to Violin. I was out inViolin yesterday. I did a show out
(34:35):
there at El's Trained. Sure,good spot, good spot. Violent is
horrible, man, but it's it'scool people. But the place is a
little shady. That's a good endorsement, all right, Gary, Gee,
we love you say I love youguys anything thirty on g on toting anything
(35:05):
racket rock or roughing yet love trash. There's some trash for him. Ryan
Gosling is buying into his new character. He's redoing the fall Guy. Right,
remember the TV show with Lee Majorsin the eighties, really great show,
and it looks fantastic and the reviewsare in and he does a really
(35:25):
good job. It's kind of it'snot a they're not trying to reinvent the
wheel here. They're just using thename fall Guy and they kind of made
their own movie. It was whathe was a bounty hun it right,
he was a stunt guy, butthis didn't pay any money, so on
the side, yes, he wasa bounty hunter. And the woman he
worked for the first season was someold lady and then Marky Post came in
(35:47):
and she was the woman he hadto work for, and it was Heather
Thomas, Right, Heather Thomas.He was in there too. Yeah,
he had that awesome truck. Yeah, and he's sang the theme song.
So Ryan Gosling is buying into thisfall Guy character. Right. You know
when you go to Universal Studios andthey do the stunt show. Yeah,
right, he showed up and didsome of the stunts in the stunt show.
(36:08):
That's cool. You know he's outthere promoting the movie's coming out.
I believe this weekend it looks reallygood. Actually, we're gonna have a
fair of tickets for the Square Theatersthat will give away in just a little
bit. We were in Disney lastyear at Hollywood Studios and they normally do
like that Indiana Joe's Stunt show.Somebody must have died in the show before
us, because he never did theone with the big rock rollinga So it's
(36:29):
like, I don't know, man, They're like, yeah, we're not
gonna do this stunt today. Somebodygot hurt really bad. Nobody cut the
rock actually ran them over with smashed. Giselle Buchin was in the news last
week. She's tom Ba. She'sa Victoria's Secret model. She was Tom
Brady's ex wife. She was beingchased by paparazzi down in South Florida,
and I guess she was pulled overby cops, but because she was speeding
(36:51):
and they were seeing, you know, pictures of her crying and the cop
not really caring. And so themayor of the town actually wrote her a
letter and said he apologizes for theway that she was treated by police.
They should have showed more empathy knowingthat she was being chased by paparazzi.
Uh and so, uh it's ahe or she. I don't know the
mayor, it's a he he.He said that he'll he'll work with police
(37:15):
to make sure next time they'll showa little more empathy. He just doesn't
seem fun like you look at it. She just seems miserable, like a
real Seaton next Tuesday. But Tomdoesn't seem funny either, you don't think
so. I don't know. He'son that boat throwing that trophy round.
He look like I think when hehangs out with Gronk, But I'm pretty
sure that she wasn't letting him hangout with that. Yeah, no,
I don't want you to hanging outwith You're having a couple of beers.
(37:37):
It's Gronk, it's Tom Brady,Aaron Hernandez. It's a party right there.
Yeah, you're killing somebody, youknow, dude. They keep that
under wraps, like you know,everyone talks about the Patriots, you know,
being one of the best teams ever. Bet Belichick is a coach,
Tom Brady is a quarterback. Theybrushed under the rug that and Hernandez killed
(38:00):
multiple people. That. Yeah,it's like yo, but who was it?
It was Edelman talks about. Hewas asking an interview about Aaron Hernandez
and he said, if that didn'thappen, I probably wouldn't be the guy
I am and a Super Bowl MVP, because I would have never gotten a
(38:20):
shot because Aaron Hernandez was the guyin front of him. He was a
good player. Gypsy Rose Blanchard,she's the girl who killed her mom because
her mom at the Munchausen syndrome thingwith her. So she was in jail.
She just got out a couple monthsago. She's already divorced after getting
married right out of getting out ofjail. She's got a new boyfriend.
(38:40):
Oh no, no, she's withher old boyfriend. No no, no,
no, okay, it's not theex husband. It's an ex boyfriend,
because she's already gone out with aguy after the marriage and broke up
with him. But she was ata big music festival in New Orleans,
jazz Fest, over the weekend,and they were apparently were making out the
entire time. There we go.So that's Gypsy Rose Blanchard. She killed
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her mom. I don't fucking hangout with a woman who killed somebody,
even if cool stories, right,little Street cred Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe
Lee. There's still not divorce.This is going on and on and on.
I guess they purchased a five hundredmillion dollar winery and Angelina sold her
part of it to stole the vodka. And she now is claiming in the
(39:24):
divorce hearings that Brad Pitt wanted herto sign an NDA about it and that's
why she sold her share of it. I see she's still on his benefits.
She's still on his dental Nicole Kidmanwas honored at the forty ninth AFI
Life Achievement Awards. Congrats to NicoleKidman. I forgot she's married to that
(39:45):
weird country guy from Australia, KeithUrban. He's got a weird face.
He almost looks like a wax figure'sweird looking too. Well. She did
a little she did that thing whereshe did too much to her face to
the point where she doesn't look likeherself anymore, like a clown. Still
a great actress, but just doesn'tlook like herself. Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelcey. They attended the Mahomes FoundationGolf Classic galat in Las Vegas, hosted
(40:10):
by Patrick Mahomes and his wife.So apparently people were very excited. Four
packet tickets for the Ares tour wentfor eighty thousand dollars at the auction.
Do you do you think they dothe auction like me and you do a
beef and beers like like somebody likeknees on the microphone. Yeah. Yeah,
just ticket numbers if they have abig drum and they're just there.
(40:32):
All right, everyone, get yourtickets in and don't forget about the fifty
to fifty numbers. Eight four tothree eight four three. All right,
we're almost out of chicken Marsalad.Guys, get up there and get it
and we'll wrap it up with this. Jamie Lynn Sigler, she played Meadow
on The Sopranos. She actually saidthat the doctor that was on set on
(40:53):
the Sopranos in the last couple ofyears told her after she told her that
she had that the doctor on setsthat keep it a secret so you don't
lose your job. Wow yeah wow, So so she have it? Can
she is? She having troubles walkingnow? She say she has spells here
and there, but for the mostpart she's pretty good about it. She
(41:15):
does a podcast with aj the thebrother on the Sopranos, and still looks
good. She's married to Lenny Dykster'skid. Okay, and so they're they're
down in Austin, Texas. Andyeah, I mean she she looks good,
sounds good. So uh, youknow, it's one of those things.
Man, Sometimes you can get atyou hard and fast and sometimes you
can live with it forever. It'sgot to help her up, that's all.
(41:35):
There, you go, some trashfor Good Boys and Girls Club of
Atlantic City is bringing one out.What's n z XL, South Jerseys Rock
station and the ZXL want to showin her workforce employee of the day for
two pairs of tickets Asia and thenew Fall Guy movie. Good morning,
Good morning, Ben, How areyou good? Good good? Are you
calling for the Asia tickets or FallGuy tickets or both? Trick question,
(42:00):
because you gott it's the heat ofthe moment to Asia is back together and
I'm gonna throw in a pair oftickets for the Fall Guy coming out this
weekend over at the Square Theater.All right, yeah, yeah, you
guys actually know me from the talkto you guys A couple of carts,
Oh do we Okay, that's alittle how do we know you? We
was hanging in the parking lot.We came in one morning. I think
(42:22):
there was I think there was someColumbian women in the studio a couple of
years ago. Keep talking, let'slet's let's remember this memory because we worked
out a lot of fun back inthe day before we got there. Some
Columbian win Let's see there was agirl and her mom. Yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. That was a long
(42:44):
time ago. Man, Yeah yournumber. Why were you in the studio?
You were the boyfriend, right,I know this guy? Yeah yeah,
Oh dude. She was good andso was her mom. She was
good looking too. My mom waseven better. Yeah, so one went
down. You were dating. Butno, no, no, no,
no, no, I don't knowif he wants I don't know if he
wants that out there. Okay,I'm gonna say, and I'm just gonna
(43:06):
say there were pictures involved, right, Oh yeah, okay, done,
done, cut it off, right, Yeah, I like I mean,
look, man, she she wasa good looking broad, but she's a
bit of a head case. Right. Oh yeah, they usually are,
aren't they. That's Colombian broads foryou. Yeah, when do you chext
me? You don't mind me?I will, Yeah, Scottie will Scotty,
(43:29):
He'll text you in a minute.I used to have Scotty number.
I look, I'm a big Judgerfan. By the way, I appreciate
that you're not getting my number.Well, yeah, I'm playing all right.
Well, you got a pair oftickets for the fall guy? Uh
in Asia over at the Tropicano.You stay on hold all right, we'll
sort all this out off the air. Hey real quick, what do you
(43:52):
what do you do besides mom daughtercombos? What do you do fabricate?
Okay, all right, okay,he's a belt fabricator. He's throwing the
hard high heat. That's what he'sdone. You got to take this man
hold on all right? All right. Yeah. When he said that,
I was like, yeah, Iremember this guy. Yeah, that's a
(44:14):
great story. Yeah, we've beendoing this a long time. A lot
of people have been in and outof our studio. But she was our
hottest listener for a couple of yearsin a row. And uh, I
guess he was the boyfriend. Yeah, and this one came in with the
mom and then she would bring hermom and her mom. Yeah, yeah,
something. I always look at themom guys. Something in that Colombian
water. I first met my wife, I looked at her mom's ankles.
(44:37):
I was like, okay, nocankles, no man, very thin.
I'm like, okay, go Ijoker with my wife now. I was
like, you have your mom's hands, because she's getting older and she has
older looking hands. I don't knowif that's a compliment or not. It's
not a compliment at all. Right, it's not a compliment thing. So
but you got your mom's hands.Look we we get back. Rock the
(45:00):
bank. You rock it right here, one hundred point seven WZXL nine am.
We give you the keyword. Belistening for that keyword. It's your
shot at one thousand dollars. Allday to day I felt I felt bad
for my wife. Over the weekendshe had a major injury. So Friday
(45:21):
you were you took a vacation dayup, fantastic. So I was here
by myself, right and I getthe call from my wife and I could
tell something's up in the morning.This happened in the morning, So we
had our My son's bus driver retiredabout a month ago or so, out
of nowhere. He's just like,you know what, I'm done. I'm
old, I'm retired. And hewas great dude, the guy. He
(45:43):
would get there within like a minuteof the time he was supposed to get
there every day. The guy wasvery reliable. Well, now we got
new bus drivers who aren't so reliable. So my I guess, my wife
here's a bus and doesn't think thatmy little guy's ready or has the front
door open. She thinks it's hisbuss, so she's getting ready for work.
(46:04):
She kind of takes off and Iguess whatever she was wearing got caught
on her foot. Oh boy,she took a header on the bedroom floor.
She it looked pretty broken. Shebroke her toe. Okay, which
toe? Big one, big one? Okay. I think you can fix
that with some type of sprint.But that's the small ones. You can't.
Like everybody stubs. They're small toes. You can't fix them. She
(46:28):
calls me, and I'm here atwork. There's nothing I can do.
It turns out the kicker is wasn'this boss. Would you say her not
being prepared could have caused this?Well, I mean he's eleven, he
should be able to open up thefront door. And wait for a bus,
right, like you shouldn't have tosomehow sprint like carl lewis out of
(46:49):
the bedroom. So so she goes, she falls, she ates her toe.
She calls me and I'm like,I don't know what you want me
to do, Like it sucks.I feel bad for you. It's I
can't stop laughing because I'm just imaginingher taking a header onto the bedroom floor.
Yeah, that's not funny. Sothen, uh, she gets home
from work and she whips off hershoe and this thing is just it's just
(47:12):
swollen and black and blue, andit sucks because it's a thing that you're
always using. It's always touching theground like you're you know, so you
can't get away from it. Shecan't get shoes on because it's so swollen.
I don't even know how you fixit. Toe, you're not,
she keeps saying. She's like,I think I gotta go to the doctor.
I said, they're gonna tell youyou can't do anything like it.
There's not much you can do,so, you know, we So she's
(47:37):
laid up in bed Friday. I'mtrying to ice it down Saturday morning.
Dude, this thing look like looklike Barney. That's how purple it was.
Yeah, right, And I'm like, ooh, I guess she got
to hope it's just maybe sprained,and that's what it was. By by
midday Saturday, she could move itagain, so that that's good, right.
(47:57):
She didn't need we didn't need tocut it off where and ugs the
work because you can't fit anything overthis big swallowen. So she's wearing my
little guy sneakers because she's like,I just need something big to wear on
my foot. Uh. And soshe's just you know, you know,
I got a bum knee, she'sgot a bum toe. No one can
run in that, dude, youknow what, Yeah, you could kidnap
our kid. We can't chase you. I know that. I've heard you
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can't do anything with the small toe. I stub it all the time.
You can't. It's not my fault. It's because things are left and they
shouldn't be left. And I'm tryingto jockey around Georgia figure out what I
end up hitting it on, likethe bed, like the beds, So
she didn't bedpost. She didn't likejam it. I get. I think
what happened was her dress got caughton it and it turned it inwards.
Do you know what I'm talking about? What you're talking about? And I
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think it just kind of did that, and you know it was it's painful,
it's you know, by yesterday,I think she was, she was,
she was okay, Yeah, butyeah, Friday night, dude,
you would have thought we were gonnacut that toe off. Yeah, even
my small to hit it, it'llbe it'll be out sideways and there's nothing
I could do. I just kindof kind of click it back. I
remember back in school I would jammy fingers all the time playing basketball,
(49:04):
and you would take a pencil,Yeah, and take the pencil around your
finger playing to make it like astint. Uh so, uh so,
I guess you can do what footwas? It was it her driving foot.
I guess you could drive him backforth to work, right. It's
gotta be weird trying to he's notreally applying. I guess pressure from your
toe, but I don't know.It seems like a thing. I think
it may have been her left foot. Okay, I think I think it's
(49:27):
her left I'm trying to remember.So yeah, so I look, yeah,
she's a but driven everything like that. But uh it's it was it's
just funny because you it's stupid becauseit's a toe, But I get it.
It's a lot of pain. Yeah, it's significant. And she was
like to the point where she waslike she was out cold on Friday night,
(49:51):
Like if I if I could havegave her a bunch of pain pills,
she would have taken them. Yeah, wow, there's nothing you can
do with it. But she wastrying to run for a US that wasn't
even his bus. And then Iwas like, what would have happened if
you got to him and the busjust drove up? So like even that
man, even your attempt that brokethe toe would have been a failed attempt,
(50:15):
even if it was successful. Yeah, and then my poor little guy,
he walks upstairs, he goes,what was that noise? Now?
Does he leave? What? Momon the floor with a busted toe?
We thought school? He says,he goes, I'm gonna take you to
urgent care And I'm like, howyou gonna take You're eleven? He's driving,
So so yeah, she was downfor the count. Man. But
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it's one of those things where likea finger, a toe, it hurts,
It hurts and hurts, but there'snothing you can do. What are
you gonna do? Yeah, yougotta walk, you know. She was
limping around her parents house. Thisweekend ended, and it was it was
tough man, dude. I lefther on Saturday night at her parents house.
She had a bag of frozen vegetableson it. Yeah yeah, I
(50:59):
was like, all right, wellis that anyone gonna eat those vegetables?
And I'll ruin your weekend too.It happened on a Friday, Well that's
what it was. Yeah, wellit didn't. I think she went through
a bunch of bottles of champagne withher cousin. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so just you know, mask thepain with alcohol. Look we get
back, we'll do a thing calledYou think you have a mad You think
(51:21):
you've got it bad. I don'tthink we have a bad. Someone just
paid one point five million dollars fora piece of memorabilia from the set of
the show Mash The Titanic Close.John jacob Astor the Fourth was said to
be the richest man aboard the Titanic. It was the owner of a gold
(51:43):
watch that was just auctioned off fora record breaking price. The final sale
ended up being ten times higher.Than the estimate going into the auction.
Astor was one of nearly fifteen hundredpeople who died after the ship hit an
iceberg on that fateful night, buthis pregnant wife ended up surviving. Other
items sold at the auction for theviolin that was being played as the ship
sank, and a pocketbook with documentsof the Titanic scheduled voyages. I'd take
(52:07):
a piece of railing. I guessif I could get it something from the
Titanic. I think you were justtrying to survive. I don't give me
something. This could be worth something. Give me that door. Barry Tangent
of Mountjoy, Pennsylvania made a jawdropping discovery when he opened his mail last
weekend. The first of two envelopeswas a tax refund, first of nine
(52:27):
hundred dollars, and he was happyto see it. The second envelope was
the Pennsylvania Department of Revenue, claimingthat he owed thirty four billion dollars in
taxes. OUCH. It seems thatearlier in the year, Tandret's tax guy
found an error on his twenty twentytwo return and filed an a dendmon TANDRT
isn't sure if this was because ofan error from his tax proprietor or preparer
(52:49):
his tax I've never heard that Petertax preparer or a computer glitch. But
he sures hell knows that he onlymakes one hundred grand a year, so
it's going to be hard to oaththirty four billion dollars. Fortunately, a
simple phone call the Department of Revenue, well, he was able to get
it resombed and doesn't owe the Stateof Pennsylvania thirty four billion bucks. That's
(53:10):
like someth moer count would do.Yeah, yeah, I would be shocked.
Now if I got a check forthirty four billion dollars, I wouldn't
say a word. Yeah, I'dbe like, Okay, let's let's cash
this. A Saint Louis teen isfacing thirty one counts of being accused of
smash and grab robberies in mid April. Police say the robberies in question happened
April tenth and April seventeen, andthey have good reason to suspect eighteen year
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old Leslie James the Third was theone involved with the capers. It appears
James was wearing you got he hadone of those bracelets on his ankle,
you know once you get when youleave the house. Yeah, it placed
him at the scene of each crimewhen it was being committed. So they
also found a study that people actuallydon't commit more crimes while wearing those stupid
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braces. It'd be funny to geta fake one, wasn't it. Wear
it out, especially now summertime,Like somebody's gonna come up to the ass.
What's that anything on your ankle?It is? Have you ever met
somebody with it? Yeah, mybuddy had one. He took a picture.
He's watching something on TV and Inoticed the bracelet on his ankle.
Yeah, I had a buddy hecould like, it's almost like an invisible
fence. There's only so many yardshe could walk from his house, don't
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get you. And then if hewent too far that it would it would
go off. There you go.Those people they have a bet you not
so much. iHeart radios. Rockthe bank is your chance to win one
thousand dollars cash. You know Aprilshowers bring money flowers? Oh yeah,
recognition. The ex El Morris Showgot a few talkbacks from over the weekend.
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You're always invited to give us atalkback. We will play it on
the air. Mondays are great forthis. We we encourage you over the
weekends because things listen, you're outand about it. There's a lot of
fun, a lot of tom foolerythat goes on over the weekend. When
the recorded Senators, we'll play iton the air. You just go to
the iHeart radio app. You searchedWZXL, hit the little red microphone button.
Boom. You send us a messand put in somebody's face. I
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don't know, give us something.Well, one is from your wife and
the other sounds like it's from oneof the one of your wife's friends,
of course, about her condition overthe weekend and she's not coming home.
Did she stay out all weekend?Yeah? Oh yeah, well this is
why. Yeah, dude, Iwas. Yeah, I had the house
myself. I was a bachelor anddo the house has never been cleaner.
I'm so jealous of that sometimes.Yeah, well, my wife goes away.
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It's like if that dish isn't astake, it's because I left it
there, and I don't leave itthere. I went to her, I
had to do stuff in my mom'shouse. Yesterday. She spent Saturday night
at her parents' house. Hanging outwith her cousins, and I went and
picked went to go pick her upon Sunday afternoon. She refused to leave,
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so I left. After a couplehours. I go, I'm just
leaving you here. Then, ifyou're refusing to leave, I'm leaving.
Yeah, you can't do anything withthat. No. I was like,
Okay, well I told you Iwas gonna come pick you up. She's
like a stubborn child here she okay, let's go to her friend. Then
this is her friends cousin, ourcousin, Brittany. She is not coming
home this weekend. Okay, sheleft you. This sits on a talk
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back. Okay, Scotty too hotie. I hate to break it to you,
my boy Jack is not coming hometonight. We just are on our
tenth bottle of persecco, not champagne, persecco, and we just opened up
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a nappy valley and we just we'rejust not sure that Knight's gonna take us
yet. So it's so early.It's so ladies and gentlemen. That's what
a talkback is for. Dude.It's Sunday night. That was Sunday night.
Yeah, at ten o'clock and theydon't know where the night's gonna take
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them. I don't know. Itshould take you to work on time the
next day. Yeah, wow,this sounds like a lot of fun.
I saw him drink their first oneat noon, so that was that's a
lot to drink. And he movedon from one to the other. What's
the Nappy Valambie Valley is my fatherin law's own wine that he makes,
which is very good. But hehad to also be very intoxicated because he
doesn't allow them to open that upvery often. Oh wait, that's a
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great name. It's a great spin. Because his name is Nap, they
call him Nap Napa Nappy Valley.Good for him, man, I love
that. Yeah, it's a reallygood wine. Yeah, here's a here's
she I think we talked about clothesback. Yeah, she's back. This
is a sober a little more ona sober side. Grown ass woman.
She wants you to know she's agrown ass woman, ass woman, but
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sometimes you don't act like it,like what we just heard. I am
a grown ass woman, not oneof these children in this house. I
know how to lay a candle.I know what I'm doing. I don't
need to hide anything. From you. It happened after you went to bed,
and then you sold it the nextday, so I didn't even get
a chance to tell you because wehadn't seen each other yet. I'm not
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a child. I'm not afraid ofyou. It was nice. I did
it, I know. But alsoI measured it the night before and somebody
moved the blinds and I just didn'tnotice after that. So that's when she
almost burnt down that she almost burneddown the house, which she never mentions
in there Jojo, Yeah, shealmost brought the house down. She's lit
a candle under some mini blinds andlit the miniblinds on file. It sounds
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like someone put the blinds lower.And by the way, no one did.
No one did. I know.She's trying to say that to me,
and I'm like, yeah, no, I didn't send us the talk
back. It's right there on theiHeartRadio app. Find the app, search
w ZXL, hit the microphone andset them over. We will play and
try not to light your house onfire. Don't do that. Everybody thanks
your call today. It was welcomedon the show, Glen. When you're
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all a part of it, staythere. We got a rock block to
kick off. We'll do that rightnow. It's one hundred point seven.
The excels out Jersey's Rock Stations,The XL Morning Show, find your smiling,
smiling, smiles and eleven. Rememberthe sun comes shining through, shining
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where you're crying, let's fine.You bring on the rim. R gonna
stop your shot. Stop this sidewell to be happy to where the smiling.
Let's just smiling, keep on smiling, sim smile. That's dropping out.
Man, I know you guys areall my love looking at you guys
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on my way of working R shoes, I got yeah warming up Chip and
I'm like, I'm a down here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you
you shot. You're the fact.How you doing? Yeah? Keep me
laughing, man, you guys aregreat. Good morning guys, HILARI let
me shot it? Oh god,is it my radio? Or are you
only broadcasting in MANA show? Thisis the ring's in DJ Like, if
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