FRIDAY 5-3-24

TGIF

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Wake Up, Wake Up, WakeUp, Wake Up. In a world
of dull, mediocre radio, ina time of regulations and rules, under

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the scrutiny of bosses and management,one show breaks all the rules to deliver
entertaining, compelling and educated radio andstand above all the rest. And this
show isn't it? Hey? Man? What's happening? Man? I don't

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know what kind of crazy algorithm Facebookhas me under? You You off air
have seen some stuff that I've beenattached to that's a little whack, But
now this is the weirdest one.I don't even know how this happens.
Now, my Facebook is inundated withcow hoof cleaning. It's a it's a

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machine that grabs the cow's leg andlike rips it backwards and then they take
like a huge razor and shave thedirty hoof. But they guess, I
guess they get infected. Yeah,you gotta clean them out, man,
and carve them out. And there'slike like puss that like pops out.
They'll have like sores in them.It's all my Facebook is now is these

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What did I say or do orclick on that makes Facebook think? Mark
Zuckerberg in an office somewhere thinks thatI just want to watch cow hoof cleaning.
But I'll tell you what, everytime it's on, end up watching
it. Yes see, Now Iblame you and our other friend because I'm
on TikTok. There's an awful videothat it was a man. I don't
want to say it was. Itwas like a kid, like a baby,

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but the baby only had one arm. Know how you go? Okay,
Okay again, thank you. Idon't know how I got there.
The baby has one arm. Now, the baby's happy, he's rolled around
like a baby does, but he'sgot one arm. So I see it.
I can't wait to save it andsend it to you and our other
friend. I don't know why Idid that. Now it keeps popping up
and it's so disturbing, like itmakes me sad, like in my heart,
I'm sad for this little child.But it keeps probably not gonna keep

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going through it. And I don'tknow how many times you gotta go past
something on TikTok before he says,you know what, he's not into the
baby with one arms rolling on thefloor. I'll trade your baby with one
arm for my cow host. Okay, let's let's do that. Hey everybody,
it's Friday. We'll jump into that. We're gonna find out the XL
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It's the EXL South Jersey's rock stationz XL Morning Show. Good morning,
everybody do it line, I cango, I'll write it and we'll do
it. Lit thing sucks. I'mScottie. Good morning. Here's some news

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follow us on a Friday. Aforty six year old motorcyclist was killed yeah
Wednesday when he collided with another vehiclein Cumberland County. Angel Alicia Junior at
Bridgton was riding his motorcycle on Routeseventy seven an Upper Deerfield Township around eight
thirty pm when he collided with thesouthbound passenger vehicle that was making a left
turn in the whole parking lot.He was thrown from the motorcycle and died
of his injury. A buddy manhad another buddy build him a motorcycle wanted

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to be He wanted to ride amotorcycle so bad. Finally had it built,
bought it, and uh never wroteit. He's like yeah, He's
like, I was too afraid togo on it. Man, it's too
dangerous. I watched I watched aguy by his wife. I was doing
a thing at the Harley Davidson storeand I watched this guy by his wife
a brand new motorcycle and she promptlygot on it in the parking lot and

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fell off it. Yeah. Like, if you're a husband you want to
kill your wife, maybe you doget her motorcycle. She sat on it
and it just tipped over. Itscratched it all up. I mean it
was brand new, it was brandThey didn't even get out of the parking
lot. The animal rescue in SouthJersey called Beacon Animal Rescue and Ocean View
got some help from the fabulous MissPeaches. Who is that, you ask,

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Well, that's the rescue dog ofBarstool founder Dave port Noy. Miss
Peaches is very Internet famous, andso Dave Portnoy. A couple of months
ago, he rescues this a sixyear old pipple and uh starts putting her
up on social media and calls herthe fabulous Miss Peaches. Right, and
the guy he just acts like anidiot around this dog, and the dog

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is awful. The dog like theother day, it chootes wallet. So
it's just it gets into everything.But he's been raising money for different rescues
that take in, you know,animal shops taken animals, and I guess
Peacon Animal Rescue out of Ocean Viewreached out to him, he responded,
and he's gonna help them replace theirseptic tank. And that's just I think

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the first of many things he's gonnado for them, and that is anywhere
between twenty grand and thirty five thousanddollars. So, Dave Portnoy seems like
a real good dude. I thinkI'm on the wrong Instagram. You tell
me, I put in fabulous missPeaches, and that's a lot of that's
a lot of big ass. Whydon't you just put in miss Peach?
Okay, just try don't put thefab Oh you know what, I forgot

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the llen Okay, So okay,I forgot the llen fabulous. But if
you go to fabuus Miss Peaches,that's what comes up, so bobia.
You just go to Miss Peaches.Miss Peaches is fun to watch and Dave
Portnoy, dude, he's so funny. He'll put her in dresses and it's
a pitbull and he digs her aroundMiami and a baby's droller. I'm now

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following the fabuous, fabulous Miss Peaches. Nearly four months after a suspicious fire
shut down a good will store inEhd, it opened up yesterday. They
opened up at nine o'clock. Customerswere lined up around the block a cup
Her Township. Police are still investigatingthe fire and asking for the community for
any tips that could lead to Hey, what happened and to this good will?

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And it's such man, I goto this goodwill. My my daughter
is very big into finding like thriftstore fine right clothing and stuff. So
so yeah, man, it's agood good will. It's a big one.
So I'm glad it's back over.I go to a good will,
I get jeans and I cut themin the jeorts. There you go.
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Hey, Cloudy today, have tofifty six clouds tonight open at forty
seven tomorrow for your Saturday more clouds. I have to fifty seven five outside
right now. One hundred point sevenis the EXL Rock. I'm not a
good sleep I can't tell you thelast time I'd laid down and had like
a solid i don't know, eighthours of sleep and felt rested. I

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got that sleep apnea thing. I'mjust not a good sleeper. I do.
I can do a solid four tofour and a half. Then I
get up, I start to tossand tern. Now I can go back
to sleep. But it's tough alot of times, man, I get
that four or five hours in andthen like this morning, two thirty,
I was up. Just it's weird, like I can. I can be
on the couch sitting up and fallasleep with my phot in my hand in
the funnel, drop on the floor. I've done that. But but at

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night I can't sleep on my back. I kind of sleep on my side.
So last night about twelve o'clock.I don't know if my wife's just
gotten the bet or what. Buthere's the thing. You gotta go to
bed when I go to bed,because I start, I guess I snore.
Yeah, which, by the way, I used to snore quite a
bit, and my wife told meI stopped, okay, I yes,
I don't know what happened. Idon't know what happened, but okay,

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you might drop weight. They say, if you drop weight, man,
you end up to stop. Evenwhen I was scared any I would snore,
but a lot of it had todo with drinking too. Like I
like I snore. I know Ihad to sleep at me. I don't
wear the machine. I hate themachine. I'm just I don't know why
I hate the machine. Rather ratherjust die. Reggie White, he's right,
He's like, you know, whatI'm not wearing this dumb machine.
And he just died. So itkilled Reggie. I think it may killed

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John Candy. Yeah, those bigguys. Yeah, yeah, those those
big guys. It's tough. Solast night, like I can't go back
to sleep. When I wake up, I can't get back to sleep.
And I tell my wife that.I was like, you have that power
where you could just wake up inthe middle of the night, go,
I don't know, close the window, turn a fan on, and then
I'm not even kidding me. It'sfifteen seconds. Yeah, And I'm so

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jealous of that. Last night,man, I get kicked up, but
she kicks me hard on my legand I wake up thinking she did it
by a mistake, and I'm like, oh, it's like you're snoring.
Okay, I'm snoring. I'm sleeping. There's no there's no solution to the
problems. Not only she said,kay, can you go in the other
room or you go into the otherroom while I'm snoring. I'm like,

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I have no response to I'm layingthere. I'm like, well, so
what do we do here? You'vewoken me up where I've got to get
up in four hours to go towork. You go to you know what,
you know how you solve that problem. You go to another room.
That's what I was, and I'mgonna tell her today. I was like,
listen, if I if I snore, I don't know why it is.
I don't know, man, Ihaven't been to the gym at all
this week and worked out. Maybethat's what it is. I usually don't
snore as bad as I used to. But if you're if I'm snoring,

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you've got to figure that out.Like, I'm sorry, I'm already in
my sleep, man, and Igotta get up early. My wife doesn't
do the hitting, but she'll dothe over dramatic, like roll on the
bed and like smash a pillow downenough to wake me up right now,
when now you're awake. So,but where's the solution there? You're not
waking me up, So why gointo the other room. You don't want

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me to go into the other room. I'll, you know, because once
again a lot of times I'll sneakin. I have a little office with
a sectional, and I'll sneak inthere. And cause I go to bed
when everyone's still up and about right, so I'll sneak in there to fall
asleep if I want to go tosleep early. And and so my wife
it's like, you know, Iwant you upstairs sleeping in bed with me.
So then I go up and Isleep in bed with her, and

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she's got the TV on high,and I'm like, in the light.
She sleeps with the lights on,like the monster under the bed is gonna
get her. I haven't brought itup the other day and she said in
front of my kids, She's like, Nope, that's not what Mary couples
do. Because I said, listen, I I'm more than willing to hang
a couple of posters, put alava lamp in there, and move the
PS five into the spare bedroom witha flash screen TV. I'll move in.

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We'll get funk beds, we gota coarse light light, fridge,
neon sign and everything. Yeah.I was like, I'm more in the
welcome dude. Years ago, Igot punched, man, where like she
punched me right in the jowel likeyou would a guy in a bar fight.
And I was like, that's alittle that's a little much. The
problem is you would Yeah, you'reyou're waking me up, but there's no
solution. You woke me up forwhat? Because you want me to feel
bad? Now, what happens lastnight? I get up, go to

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the bathroom, I come back,She's sound asleep. And now I'm laying
there staring at the ceiling like,yeah, I'm telling you, I'm not
even kidding. I thought about goingto the Tropicana last night and rolled some
dice. Man should have called said, I was up at two thirty.
I swear to god I was.I was like, you know what,
this is the time I'm gonna gogamble. I'm cleaning my kitchen at two
thorty. I'm unloading the dishwasher attwo thirty this morning. I could have
come and helped you. And thenhe helps. Your wife comes down at

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two o'clock and you and I areloading dishwashers. I think she's dreaming.
Man, I did find a mousein my garage. That's what I found
this morning at three am. Hegot something done then, so I opened
up the garage door and I sawthe little thing scurry out. You got
him then, good? Well Igot his brother the other day, so
you know. But the problem is, we leave our garage door open all

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the time. So like I'm notwe have chipmunks that come in there and
they'll hang out for the winter.But like mice, I don't want you
in my grouge. Well you gotto hang his brother up by his little
legs and say, listen, youcome in here. This is what's gonna
happen to you. Well, Ilaid out the traps. We'll see if
I got it for you. Yeah, we'll see if I my cat.
It's a humane trap. Wink wink, the one where they say you let
it go, but yours the actuallylegs to stick there and oh, I

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let it go in the trash.Can you do? We get back.
We're gonna do rock news Joe Joeand Scottie rock news. Here's some rock

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news. David Gilmour from Pink Floydis discussing a tour in support of his
long Away to new solo album,but he said he's not really interested in
playing Pink Floyd songs from the seventiesand people won't go. So this is
a time when Roger Waters really wasthe creative side of the band and him
and Roger Waters do not like eachother at all. He said he might

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do some stuff from the late sixtieswhen Sid Barrett was the lead singer,
and he said, I'll do stufffrom the eighties and nineties when he was
back in charge, but he liked, you know, all the hits he's
not gonna perform. Would be likeif one guy from Warrant went out on
tours. Yeah, I'm not gonnado any Warrant songs, then why would
you and I go? So?I mean like, you won't hear anything

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off the dark Side, you won'thear anything off of Wish you were here,
you won't hear anything off the wall. And it's like, all right,
well, so what's good jam?So I'm here because of your solo
album, Dave. Maybe he justtakes requests like going piano players. It's
they just hate each other. Theyjust can't figure it out, because,
dude, if him and Roger Watersgot together, I think one of the

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guys Sid, Sid's dead. Sidwent crazy, but he died a couple
of years ago. I think thatthere's another guy that died. But if
you just get David Gilmore and RogerWaters to go out on tour together,
it would be huge. Dude.You're talking arenas, multiple nights in arenas
that way. They did a studywhich shows what US states have the rowdiest

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concert crowds. Are you ready forthis? Okay? They surveyed about two
thousand Americans. Wisconsin was ranked thestate with the highest as rich number of
rowdy behaviors, with a score ofthirteen point one. Louisiana, Oklahoma,
Massachusetts, and Minnesota were the nexthighest. Nebraska, on the other hand,
was ranked number one for the friendliestconcert crowd. New Jersey did not

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make the top ten in an edof the lists. Now Betway also used
their climbings to determine the behaviors concertgoersfind the most aggravating. Standing in front
of seeds blocking the view of peoplebehind them was ranked the most annoying.
Other annoying acts reported at shows werepeople pushing and shoving to get to the
front of the venue, holding upsigns, sitting on someone's shoulders, and

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being overly intoxicate. Now the mostdangerous place to see a show. Maybe
we're up there. Then we've gotPhilly En Camham Then yeah, yeah,
ye be a beautiful downtown Camden.It's coming back. I swear Wolfgang Van
Hamlin. He's getting his own behindthe music right, they're bringing that back.
I didn't know VH one was stilla thing. So VH one's bringing

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back behind the Music, which wasall back in the day. Yeah,
so woof, he's getting one.You know, he's got a he's got
a story to tell. Yeh.Kid's like fourteen. His dad's like,
hey, guess what you're in vanHalen now, Hoby says, don't mention
my dad at all, and they'relike, well, we kind of have
to. He's a part of yourstory. Well, his parents are Valerie
Burtonelli and Eddie van Halen. Don'tmention them. But I'll tell you what,

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man, I don't know. Ididn't watch it, but I did
watch Valerie Burtonelli's response to it,and it's what we've been talking about.
And I guess Wolfgang brought it upin the Behind the Music and she didn't
know until she watched him. Dude, when Eddie van Halen died, now
they had been separated for like twentyyears, I think officially divorced for like

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twenty years, right, Valerie Burtnellyand Eddie van Halen. Dude, when
he died, she like played thewidow. He was married to another woman
and we used to call it outall the time. She would go online
and she'd go on interviews and expresslike, oh my god, my love,
my love, my love, mylove, my love, my love.

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So I get Woofgang called her outon her and she went and posted
yesterday and apologized the Wolfgang and said, I was absolutely wrong. You're right.
I was overly emotional when your daddied and he was not my soulmate.
The best thing that happened in ourmarriage was you, Woolfie, And
she said how she was really inthe wrong because she really stole that moment

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away from Eddie's wife. If youdidn't know the story, you'd have thought
she was, oh yeah, twentyyears ago. And dude, we were,
I mean we were calling that outyears ago, where I was like,
what is she doing? She's goingto tays you know, we had
we had great times when we weretogether. I think she was married too,
like like, and so it's like, poor Eddie's wife, she's now
mourning the death of her husband andshe's got to hear a Valerie Burtonelli on

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The Today Show tell Willard Scott howmuch she loves Eddie Allen. Now some
of the new episodes of Behind theMusic, Are you Ready they'll Biv DeVoe
Okay, Trace Atkins, the CountryStar, fifty cent Bobby Brown iced Tea,
Millie Vanilly, the Notorious Big Good. That's good lineup, man,

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and Shinead O'Connor. Yeah, thereyou go, O'Connor. It was a
great lineup. There's some rock newsfor you, The Boys and City bringing
bank right here. One hundred pointseven WZXL listened at nine am. First
shot at that keyword. When youhear it, put it in and you're
shot at one thousand dollars all daytoday. I'm not mature, and I

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think I'm pretty much on the samelevel as my eleven year old. So
yesterday, so he's going to middleschool, uh, next fall, So
you got the thing. I gotthe thing from school, the nurse and
they're like, he's got to havethese shots before you know, we send
them to middle school. And it'smeningitis and it's tb like that kind of
stuff, stuff that we've been gettingfor years, right, not the pox
and everything else, not the crazyCOVID stuff. And it's so funny,

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dude, flu shots, the flushots style thing. Why so we go
And so I tied it in.I was like, look if I'm here
at the doctors. Just give himthe you know, his yearly exam,
and then we'll get the shots.And the doctor is doctor is so funny.
He's like, man, he's scheduledfor a flu shot and I said
nope, and he goes, wellthat's spring, ye, I don't worry
about it. And then he's likeuh and he's like, dude, it's
so funny because they're so embarrassed aboutthe COVID stuff. He's like, do

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you want to you too? Andhe and he starts to whisper and he's
like, dot, do you wantto and and he has a mask on.
He's like, t do you wantto do the coach co coke coach?
Doctor has a mask on. Hehas a mask on. And I
get why he has a mask on, because like, do dirty kids all
day long? Yeah? Right,Like I don't. I don't want it.
I'd wear a mask too. Thesekids are disgusting. They're calling on
you all day. So he's like, do you what do you want to
do the COVID shot? And Iwas like no, no, no,

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no doc oh And then he's likeall right. So that is so it
was weird. It was like itwas meningitis TB and HPV, which I
thought was like an STD yeah withHBV shot. I don't know, man,
what they're putting kids. So I'mlike, all right, I had
to stay ten minutes later, tenminutes like extra so he didn't pass out.

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They're they're like, can you stayin the room for ten minutes to
make sure he doesn't get woozy vodkawhatever. But in the exam, man
in this doctor's cool, he's reallyyoung. He's cool guy. He's got
a ponytail. Then he played guitar. Do you have a guitar with him?
Dude? I don't even know ifhe was a doctor. I think
he's in a Grateful Dead cover band. And so so he does the whole

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exam, you know, all thatstuff, and then he gets to the
point where he goes to my littleguy. Now we had this same talk
last year. He goes to mylittle guy. He goes, uh,
do you know about puberty? Andmy little guy starts laughing because he had
to talk last year with the doctorand he's like, he's like yeah,
and he gave the answer. He'slike, you know, your body changes

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as you get older. You knowwhat hair on the balls kid. So
then the doctor's like, the doctorturns to me. Now, I told
my little guy because he's eleven.Now, so I said, dude,
I said, it's up to you. You're a do you want me in
the room or not. I said, you are old enough where you can
go with the doctor into the room, like I don't have to be there.
And he was getting shots and Iknow he's a little nervous, so

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he's like, now you can comein hang with me. I was like,
all right. So the doctor turnsto me and he's like, am
I can I talk to him aboutpuberty? And dude, he's you know,
he's a doctor. So he's talkingmedical terms right, and I'm giggling.
He must have thought I was justan idiot because he's saying things.
He's like, you know, you'regonna have hair around the pubis, and

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I'm like, he's laughing. Mylittle guy's laughing, you know, and
he's like, you know, He'slike, he's like, you know,
you're gonna see You're gonna see you'regonna get hair under your arms and around
your pubis, and you're gonna you'regonna see things change. I'm like,
yeah, you will I was like, and I'm like a little kid,
I'm just laughing. Had a healthclass. I think it was seventh grade
we had. I think they doit younger now. I think my kid's

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in health class. But it washealth class. It was the diagram.
It was you think. I waslike, I know what a naked woman
looks like, and that's not whata naked woman looks I remember it was.
It was sixth grade. They itwas one gym class. They took
all the girls into one room,all the boys into another room, and
then the just the the most Itwas like cartoon version of a gym teacher

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we have. Yeah, right,his head was just high blood pressure,
it was. It was just brightred, right, he said, was
a fat gym teacher that you've neverseen a woman making. He was like
in a in a jumpsuit, likeyou know, like a like a puma
jumpsuit. Why does he have awhistle on? And he's like and he's
like, all right here here,I'm gonna tell you about girls. And
you get pregnant. And it waslike the most awkward thing you could possibly

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add. And I think it's uncomfortablefor them too, And that's why you
go in like a guy like aleft it. Yeah, I don't know.
A couple of months ago, Idon't know what he's seen. I
don't know my first playboys I sawa third grade We were looking at him.
Man, my buddy hit him underthe fire thing in the backyard.
We were looking at it. Wesaw them. But like, I don't
know. A couple months ago,I take my son out, we have
lunch and say, hey, man, I'm gonna tell you about what sex
is, and this is what itis. You have this, she has

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this. This is what happens.This is where babies come from, right,
they don't just come out of thewhite belly. This is what it
is. You play the Salt andPepper song. I'm also not I'm not
using the P word, I'm usingthe V word. But you know,
I get it. But it wasreal and I asked. I said,
hey, you got any questions.She's like no, It's like, all
right, let's eat. And that'swhat it was. Man. We talked
about vaginas. Now let's have motorelistics. Go. So yes, dude,

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I'm I'm literally I'm I have thementality of an eleven year old. Me
and him are both giggling as thedoctors trying to really be a doctor and
explain puberty to my eleven year old. Yeah, I tell him, adopt
a I got it. I gotit. It's gonna take about two seconds.
Well, dude, it's so.But it's already. He's in fifth
grade. And he's like, youknow, he's like, yeah, girl
asked me out. I told herno. And I was like why and
he's like, he's like, yeah, my buddy, he's got a girlfriend.

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Man, it's just a pain.She's always on him about stuff.
And I was like, you're infifth grade. What's she on him about?
Exactly? What's happened about it?Good for you? You're ahead of
the curve, man. Yeah,yeah, you're thinking of like a forty
five year old man. He's like, he's like, yeah, it really
looks like she nags him quite abit. And I was like, all
right, Bud, Yeah, that'swhat you know what, that's what a
relationship is. I had a pairof tickets to go see Lenard Skinner over

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excels out Jersey's rock station. Ona Friday morning, I got turned down.
Actually, me and my whole crewgot turned down. Yesterday we go
to Way. We got a funeral, me and my boys. Right now,
listen, when a funeral kicks out, I'm excited for the funeral.
Now, I feel you were alittle too excited to go to a funeral.
The funerals. It was my buddy, his mom passed away and I
knew her growing up. Man,it's just a sweet woman. But I

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love funerals because that's the one chance. It sounds sad, but that's the
one chance I get to hang out. I know all the old boys are
going to be there, and yougot a lot that amount of time for
the funeral, so I know I'mstuck with these guys for like two hours.
So we go to the funeral.We're thinking, okay, there's there's
got to be something afterwards, andI don't know if people are doing away
with the lunch, but you goto a funeral, you're entitled to the

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lunch after. I listen, Idon't know if you're wrong. You're entitled
to the lunch afterwait, to me, is part of the entire event at
the funeral. Let me tell you. If you're just going to the viewing
and you didn't know the person verywell, you are not entitled to the
lunch and afterwards the wake. Soyou're saying it's your status on the how

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there's a VIP list for sure,But I am noticing now especially that,
like you know, our parents aregetting older, My mom is getting older.
When they get old, they alltheir friends are dead. So they
get they stop doing the wake becausethey're like there's no one, no one's
showing up. So it's like allright, Like, because here's the thing,

(25:11):
man, especially like being a dumbCatholic family like I am, stupid
Irish Catholic. It's the it's awake or of viewing the night before,
of viewing the morning of in thechurch. Then it's the funeral right in
the cemetery. Yeah, that's thewhole thing. And then you have a
luncheon afterwards. Dude, it tookup. I mean you're talking. There's

(25:33):
a lot of chunk of time rightthere. And there's a lot of church
involved as well. Man, theyreally forced that church through. I mean,
so let's die. I can onlyreally go by Catholic. Let's go
by Catholic. Yeah, that's Ihave to sit through a mass. So
you not. So you're you're alreadythere for two hours, But that's on
you. If you were there fortwo hours. Did you get there as
they were opening the doors for theviewing? Yeah, we got there.
Yeah, we got there where youwere tailgating for the viewing. Well,

(25:57):
we get there, because here's thethe thing is, you get in and
out of the viewing. I'm abig view We stayed for the actual,
We stayed for the thing, thinkingthere was a thing afterward. I see,
I like even my aunt, myaunt passed away. Uh, and
we're not super close to that family, and so my aunt passes away.
I shot up to the viewing rightit was up in Bucks County, shot

(26:19):
up to the viewing, hung outfor like half of the mass, and
then I was like, you knowwhat, I see my out right,
I see the priest is up there. Doing something I don't remember, and
and so I just you know,I was like, all right, this
is time for me to go.Now, have you been to a funeral
where like your buddies are around oris it just mostly older people? Because
I also find me and my friendsare having too much fun where we got

(26:41):
to reel it back now we're tryingto make each other laugh. No,
So I growing up, I hadthe oldest parents. So the only time
that like my friends were at afuneral was for my dad, right I
was. I was busy. Yeah, I was tied up. You're not
trying to make your friends laugh atyour dad's but yeah, no, and

(27:02):
I dud knock on wood. I'vebeen very lucky, like none of my
friends have passed away in tragic accentsor anything like that. So, yeah,
I haven't had a funeral that's fun. No, is that what you're
asking? Yeah, this funeral theyset it up right in the back of
the room, like you got thebody of the ashes in this case in
the front. The back. Theyset it up like a cafe with like
cafe chairs and tables. So nowyou forget you're in the funeral. The

(27:23):
guy serving coffee who basically there's acoffee bar and everything. Yeah, so
we're hanging out. I'm like,okay, afterwards, Yeah, what are
we doing afterwards? Now? Therumor around is that they're having close people,
like the close family members are goingback to the house. You're part
of that, And I don't know. I'm like, really good friends with
the guy who's mom died. Youget an invite. So now it's over.

(27:45):
We're standing out front. I say, listen, somebody's got to go
drum up some type of conversation withhim and try and get invited to the
after party. So my one bodygoes in and call it an after party.
I don't think after party is theterm you use one. Boddy's like,
I'm gonna go talk to him.He comes out, He's like,
yeah, yeah, he said it'sonly for close family. You spent the

(28:06):
whole afternoon here with you guys.Yeah. Now you guys are stuck.
Yeah, you guys are stuck goingto some dive bar. Yeah. I
was like, I don't know,man, it was a small little room.
Maybe you bring everybody. I don'tknow what that. So if you
knew that, if you knew thatyou weren't invited to the wake afterwards.
Good question. Would you have justbeen in and out at the viewing?
I think so. Yeah, Idon't think I stayed for the whole thing.
It was a It was kind ofin and the whole thing. So

(28:30):
like my whole thing is, Idon't like funerals to begin with. I
hate church. So if I canmake my way into the viewing, boom
boom boom, do what I needto do and get out, I'm doing
that every time. Yeah. Nowthat I did with a neighbor who I'm
tight with, only known him afew years since I moved in kind of
tact with him. It was hismom that passed away. I had no

(28:51):
ties, never met this woman.Me and a neighbor going on a Saturday.
Yeah. Yeah, the receiving line, give a nice hug, Hey
man, sorry for your loss.I'm like, I get used the bathroom
out the door. What was thebest was we used We worked at a
company where it didn't matter. Dude. It could be the third cousin of
a fourth cousin of an aunt,and if that person died, everyone in
the company would take off that dayto go to the funeral. Yeah.

(29:14):
Yeah, Now, now, heused to do promotions here eighty years ago.
Yeah, we gotta go to thefuneral, sit there and go like,
why is no one here? Oh? Uh, you know Josie's aunt,
Sarah's sister's husband who live next doordied. Yeah, I gotta be
there for him again. They're likeagain, like well, like what,
like why do you have to bethere? You have worked the d there's

(29:36):
lunch, I'm gone, Look wewe get back. We'll do a thing.
Oh why love track anything, thirtyon anything, racket rock, roughing,
Yes, long crash, there's sometrash for you. It's not going

(30:02):
exactly how he thought it would go. Prince Harry a couple of years ago,
right from the royal family, himand his wife who used to open
up briefcases for Howie Mandel, theygo and say we're done with the royal
family. We're gonna move to laand we're gonna become souperstars. Well they
did and it didn't happen. Right, they try to show on Netflix.

(30:22):
At Tank, they tried to writea book at Tank right where they did
that interview with Oprah and it waskind of embarrassed. So you're supposed to
be the common man, Like I'mpulled up to get my gas pumped,
and oh my god, you're PrinceHarry. Prince Harry going, man,
he's eating beef jerky. So soPrince Harry decided, you know what,
his sister in law is dealing withcancer, right, his dad is dealing

(30:47):
with cancer. He said, I'mgonna go back over to London and I'm
gonna see if I can go andand and get back in the good graces
of the royal family. So far, dude, not much progrem His dad
told him to go fly a kite, his brother told him to go fly
a kite. Even Kate Middleton,who's undergoing cancer treatment, I was like,
yeah, I didn't need to seeit. And so, dude,

(31:11):
it's really this Megan Markle has ruinedhis relationship with his entire family. You
bounced it out of the cabin andyou ain't coming back. And he has
red hair, he does. Ihate that. Amy Schumer was honored at
the Variety Power of Women luncheon.Yes the third day, he's still big,
Yeah, still big. Fitting thatshe did a luncheon. Then she

(31:33):
talked about the injustice towards women inthe Hollywood. Was very good talking about
sexual harassment she also talked about guncontrol. So, dude, I mean
her career, you talk about it, it really pe I guess it peaked
with that movie train Wreck, andthen after that it was a slippery slide

(31:57):
down and she kind of just didit to her set. Even when she
was like thin you could, youcould look out. I don't even care
about that. I don't even careabout the love. But now you got
so big and I don't like yourcomedy. I don't think you're funny.
What happened was I care about?It's it's are you funny or not?
Are you a good actor or not? She she did that thing, man,
And it was like six seven,eight years ago when these actors decided

(32:22):
that they were gonna tell us howto live our lives, and they were
gonna go and tell us their politics, and only their politics were the politics
that you should follow. And dude, it bitter in the ass. Man.
It really tanked their career. Andyeah, you just keep bringing up
her weight play. Here's the thingI'm concerned with her end Lizzo, what
it's like to battle with your waistat least Lizzo at least goofs on it.

(32:47):
Lizzo has an Instagram page and it'scalled Lizzo by they're calling her the
White Lizzo Drew Barrymore. She saidthat she had a list of people she
had sex with, and she wasin a part at Danny Debato's house and
she left it there. Oh,she left the list there. She left
the list there. So Danny DeVitoand Carla from Cheers, I guess got

(33:07):
to read it. Klay Aiken andRubert stuttered? Is it nineteen ninety nine?
So I guess they were on theMass Singer together? And that said,
and on the next story they saidthat they were being interviewed about the
Mass Singer and I guess they're onit. Rubin stuttered, he was no.

(33:30):
Kelly Clarkson was the first winner,right, it was Kelly Clarkson and
Justin Green like Rubin Stutter never pannedout like he was. Again, you
were great in the show. Let'sbe able to play it on the radio.
Did people like him? Use?I mean, you gotta really.
Let's go from day one of AmericanIdols. Kelly Clarkson, big career,
right, big career. She isa big talk show host. Now she

(33:52):
wrote songs and write and okay,so Kelly Clarkson. So that's a big
career. Carrie Underwood, big star, right, big star, big star.
Then you get people like Fantasia,who has made a career for herself.
But you know, Hollywood, youknow, a Broadway type of stuff.

(34:13):
Who's the other broad Hutchinson? Hutchinson, you know, but they did
a Daughtry but like they're not onthe level of Kelly Clarkson and carry undern
the winner too. What do youget a million dollars? We can do
it a million dollars. Remember whenthey gave it to the guy and he
was like forty five, Yes,it was like season three or four,
and the guy had gray hair andthey were like, they were like,
oh my god, teenagers don't likethem. He looks like their dad.

(34:37):
That's why he doesn't. Don't Dawtrycome from there. Daughtry came from there,
and I mean he's once again carvedout a nice career for himself.
But you know, and then hehad like the jokes Clay Aiken was kind
of a joke you have to ohs, she bangs guy. You know,

(34:57):
Like then you had people like that, but other think Nam and you other
than Kelly Clarkson, and Carrie Underwood. No big superstars have come out of
American idol. I think the judgeswere more famous than the performers. Uh,
there you go. Some track.One hunch of point seven is the
EXL South Jersey's rock stations, theXL Morning, showing a workforce employee of

(35:17):
the day. Good morning, goodmorning. Hey how are you? I
thought I heard a man pick up? Originally was your radio just turned up
real loud? Yeah it was turnedup? Yeah, you had it on.
You turn it up to eleven?You rip the move off? Right?
Were rocking? Well? No,the clock radio won't come in clear

(35:39):
and we got a speaker. Scotty'sbusting my balls. I have the old
fashioned clock radio radlock radio. Soyeah, still got one. Oh no,
no, no, we live bythem. I mean it's great.
You want to talk about old Doyou know what I had? The reset?
Uh two days ago at my mom'shouse. Your VCR, the grandfather

(36:00):
the clock. Have you ever triedto reset a grandfather clock? No?
To me, you always have toget that professionally done. Yeah. Yeah,
like those guys that come to yourhouse and do that. Dude,
I'm on YouTube watching a guy tryand teach me how to do it because
you have to do it, andyou can only do it increments of like
fifteen's and then you have to havethe swing or the pendulum be swinging the

(36:21):
entire time, and you have tomake sure it's all in balance. I
was like, what am I doing? I was like, and I looked
at my mom. Yeah, andshe's not skin She's in a la la
land with dementia. I was like, why do you still have this?
Well, how about the person thatdecided, Hey, people out there are
gonna want to have the they're gonnahave to turn this grandfather clock. And
that person posted a video, Well, well how about this dude? Growing

(36:43):
up? That stupid thing went offevery half hour hour dude, and it
would end dom dom and it'd betwo in the morning, and it's like,
why why do we want something attwo in the morning to be donging
off. You ever crash at somebody'shouse and you hear it the clock,
it drives you insane. It's likeit's like torture. H well, the

(37:06):
way, and you can't get ridof it because it's Mom's clock. You
have to have that clock, solike you'll have mom guilt and that's the
thing. Like my mom Wax ispoetic about it because it was like a
Christmas gift my dad got for likewhen they lived in an apartment they just
got married, And I'm like,okay, so I'm not going to sell
it on Facebook yard sales site.You know, I guess I hope a

(37:28):
bird comes out and goes cuckoo everyhour. So what is your name?
Paula? Paula? What do youdo? Right? Work Savings Bank,
Paula from Crest Savings Bank. You'regoing to see Leonard Skinner and we're gonna
hook you up with one hundred bucksover in ocean. All right, Hey,
what's the gift? What's the gift? Now? If you open up
a checking account, it used tobe toasters bags there you still give something

(37:49):
away and right, they don't dothat anymore. You don't give away a
rifle. How do you get abank for like a twenty five dollars gift
card or anything? Well, yeah, that was us the documentary about the
Columbine shooting called Bowling for Columbine.He goes, he goes to the bank
down the street from the high schooland they had a promotion where if you
signed up for a checking account.They gave you a rifle. Yeah,

(38:14):
cut a backfire literally and that allright. Oh look, Paula, you
are going to see Leonard skinnerd andyou get one hundred bucks to spend while
you're over at Ocean. You stayon hold. Okay, Paula, real
quick, one more question. What'sthe overdraft fee? Now? It used
to be thirty three dollars two?That was a fun game to play on

(38:34):
a Friday. I knew I hadno money, but I had three dollars
in my account and I dude,I could take one hundred dollars out.
So now I how is it?Why? Why would they let you?
So? Now I owe not onlydo I owe one hundred dollars back,
but I owe the thirty three dollarson top of it. But it was
worth it because I had one hundredbucks in the weekend. Yeah, yeah,
my balance would come up in parentheses. If it came out in parentheses,

(38:55):
your minus stud dude like that news, yeah, and this is and
then you got do that like walkof shame in the bank and you're like,
yeah, like I think this wasa mistake, Paula, But you
know it wasn't a mistake. It'shundredsent my fault. Listen, this is
like twenty days ago this happened,So I'm over those now. Everybody relies
on the internet. Nobody. I'mso old school. I still have a

(39:16):
register. I keep track of myself. Oh no, you're a person wearing
line behind at Walmart and you're writingit down in a registry. Imagine.
I just imagine, Paula. Youknow, I don't do it at the
time. I go back on theapp and write it all out. You
know, she's got the the thevisor green hat on, and she's got
our little adding machine. She's addingit all. Remember your parents would bounce

(39:38):
a check book. My dad wouldyell at my mom because they were like
thirty cents off. He's like,God, damn it, we're thirty cents
off. Like really every Sunday.My mom would sit at the kitchen table
Sunday mornings and do bills and balancethe check book. I do it,
so, Paula, and you should. We should teach our children how to
do. I have one childre aboutwe teach our president. All right,

(40:01):
look, Paula, Okay, I'mgonna go check my uh my checkbook.
Man, stop it. Stop Ican make sure well, dude, up
until I'm not even so, Itook over my mom's finances, right Me
and my brother had to take overher finances because you know, dementia and
dude, she was still up untillike two years ago. Balance in that

(40:21):
checkbook right there on the app foryou, it's how did we find out
that she had dementia? She wasn'tvery good at balancing that checkbook. Look
we get back. Not got someheadlines. One NS the XL South Jerseys
rock station where you can rock thebank. It's right here on this radio
station. Ninety am. Be listeningfor that keyword. You're shot at one

(40:44):
thousand dollars all day today. Now. I sent it to you, and
I don't think you looked at it, but it was nuts. We were
talking about it off the air yesterday. And I have a love hate relationship
with the city of Philadelphia. Ilove the city of Philadelphia because my beautiful
wife is from South Philadelphia home.It's not like it used to be the

(41:04):
home of Rocky Balboa. So youknow, growing up man, I grew
up ten minutes from Philly, buton the Jersey side, right over the
Walt Whitman. I think this citykisses his ass a little too much.
It really is an actor who playeda boxer. You would think he was
a real boxer. Was a realboxer named Joe Frasier, and he died.
Brokeyay, he died under a bridge, didn't he. So so look,

(41:25):
I try and give Philly the benefitof the doubt, but then I
see videos like yesterday, dude,it made nationwide news. There was a
pack of wild pit bulls that wereroaming the streets of Philadelphia and eating people.
And I'm not making this up.The video is up at TMZ.

(41:46):
It was so bad I didn't evenput it up on our social media pages.
It's a pack of wild pitbulls roamingthe streets of Philadelphia, eating people
to the point where, dude,the cops, Like, the cops are
chasing this pack of wild dogs.It's not one, not two, not
three, it was like six andno, you're talking no owner, Like

(42:06):
someone just opened a gate and thesethings just roamant. Dude. I think
they got together and had a meetingand they're like, let's go, We're
gonna go kill some people. Dude, I'm watching a guy get eaten.
I'm watching a guy get eaten,eaten, Joe eaten by these animals,
right, and a cop pulls up. The cop pulls out his gun and

(42:27):
starts shooting them. They don't evenstop. He's shooting at them and they're
not even stopping. And this poorguy is now falling onto the ground.
People don't know what to do.The people that are trying to help them
are now getting attacked by other dogs. Dude, it is nuts. So
what I watched yesterday with these wilddogs now taking over Philadelphia? Yeah,
I get Listen, I'm all aboutloving animals. I get it, and

(42:49):
it's a shame, but at onepoint, could you think of a worse
way to die? No, andthere's no coming back. I'm sorry,
you've got to destroyed. I knowyou love animals, Pete, I get
it, but at one point,there's coming back. This dog is not
is an absolute animal. Oh allright, let me walk over. I'm
gonna show you the video. Dude. This is insane, all right?
So yeah, like I have towalk away from the microphone, which is

(43:09):
very unprofession All the things you're afraidof in Philly carjacking, right, being
held up at gunpoint, being mugged, beat up? How about the Knockout
game. The kids are playing theKnockout game when they come up and just
punch somebody. Now you gotta worry. Now you gotta worry about a pit
bull shoots at a packet dog's attackinghim. Man, dude, it's nutso

(43:30):
yeah, it's Nutso yeah, it'spacket dogs. Just run in the city
and watch, dude. It takesthe guy down and they're just eating the
guy. Yeah, it's like,you got it. But here's the thing.
If you're the cop, you betterhave a good shot. He dude,
they don't move. He starts shootinghim, they don't move. Yeah,

(43:51):
and there's nothing you could do.And then the people try and help
him with like broomsticks and stuff,and now they're getting attacked by Good for
these people too, because I don'teven think I could jump in at one
when I'm like, what are yougonna do? There's no guys on the
ground, just getting his arms andlegs ripped off by these back of wild
dogs. Wow, it looks likea neighborhood. I expect this to happen
in dude, I'm where in Philadelphiait happened. But yeah, it's it's

(44:14):
a that's a tough one man like, I don't know, because you can't
fill like I get it. Man. You know, Philly is a tough
town. There's a lot of tough, tough areas of Philadelphia. But now
you're now on top of being carjackedand mugged and all and beaten up.
And I had to worry about killerdog thing. If you're getting your ass
beat by a guy, right,guys beating your ass, at least you

(44:35):
can kind of talk. He listened, man enough enough you're laying on the
ground. You would think that guy'snot gonna kill you. You can't rationalize
with a dog. My body runsthe canine unit. Man, He's like,
I stand outside and I saw itat this supercross. Cop there with
a dog, and you know whypeople don't mess around. People don't get
the dog. You're scared of death. I couldn't think of a worse way
to die than being mulled by adog. And there's it's not mulled by

(44:58):
six dogs because the dog doesn't knowit's gonna it'll never stop. It's like,
you know, it's never gonna stop. It's it's the slow You should
see. These things were running upand down the streets like they owned the
streets. I'm going to the cops, shoot me, just get me out
of this people. They're jumping onthe hoods of cars, They're jumping on
the roofs, they're jumping over fences, just trying to do anything not to
get attacked by this pack of killerdogs. And I can't think other than

(45:21):
shooting a dog. How do youcan't? It's not gonna stop with a
stick. Craziness, Philly. Whatare we doing? What are we doing?
And then and then the Sixers lose? And I heard the pit Bull
rang the bell last night for thegame. Is that true? Well,
it's funny because I googled it yesterdayand I put in pit pull Philadelphia and
it just came up as the artistpit Bull playing a concert in Philadelphia.

(45:43):
Came out Ticketmaster for a show comingup three oh five. Look we get
back what I think called? Doyou think you have at you think you've
got in bed? There's a newscandal that's rocking Thailand, and it's got
to be pretty bad if it's rockingThailand. Thailand does a lot of weird
stuff. Propyaporn ch Chiwakotko Is thata name? Yep is a forty five

(46:09):
year old political figure who was justsuspended from public office after it was discovered
that she was having an affair withGodzilla her twenty four year old adopted son,
Oh, who's also a monk adoptedson, though adopted, there's no
blood there. Reportedly, her husbandrecorded his wife's activities on video after growing

(46:30):
suspicious. The boy was adopted bythe couple last year when he was twenty
three, from a temple after thewoman said she felt sorry for him.
Now the husband is accusing the boyof seducing his wife, and the monk
is now on the run. Iknow it's wrong, Eric, I was
making a joke. In Perth,Australia, one woman has made a serious

(46:52):
run at being the caring neest Karenof all. Reportedly, the unidentified woman
filed more than twenty one thousand complaintsabout noise from airplanes flying over her house
just in twenty twenty three alone.That's how he accounted for more than half
of all complaints in the entire countryof Australia. I mean, I get

(47:12):
it, dude. I live bythe Atlantic City Airport, so like we
get planes flying over all the time. What he is like, yeah,
I knew that when we moved there. Like when you call, they're gonna
stop. It's not like they builtthe airport after I moved there. I
knew that, right, And Iwas like, okay here, like I
get it, and it's like youjust get used to it. Yeah,
a real man can handle his booze. Right. Then there's this gap.

(47:36):
On Reddit, a bar manager tellsthe story of a twenty four year old
dude who was drinking it up ather bar to the point where she felt
like she had to cut him off. When that happened, the swaying,
slurring man took it to the nextlevel. He called his mom. A
while later, mom came into thebar, storming into the bar and yelled
at the bar attender for treating herpoor, mistreated, drunken son poorly.

(48:00):
The bar manager said. The momcame in, got in her face,
pointed her fingers, and loudly proclaimedthat her boy wasn't drunk and hadn't done
drugs, hadn't broken a glass,and hadn't started a fight. Then mommy
wrote a three page complaint on howshe wasn't given a reason on why her
baby boy had been cut off fromdrinking, and then emailed the brewery complaining
about how unfairly her son had beentraded. It's a lot of work,

(48:22):
and then here's the cavern. Shethreatened to tell quote Steve about the situation
and promised that Steve would never stepfoot in this bar again. The bar
manager to this day has no ideawho Steve is, but they're pretty sure
that Steve's still drinking at that bar. Yeah. I got one buddy who
was flagged from a bar. Cannever go back. It's a shame.
It's one of our favorite bars.Grown up. He answered the phone once

(48:43):
when the phone rang, it waslike a Friday night, and the owner's
name was was Porky, And heanswered the phone Porky's porn Palace. And
now Porky throws him out. Thelast time I saw him there, he
was doing donuts in Porky's parking lotat that place, the Golden Nugget.
I'd like to go to it.We also we know a guy who got
flagged from a bar for stealing thebartender's tips. He was he was drinking

(49:07):
at the bar and he'd steal theirtips off the ball. Yeah, the
surprise because I picked the guy upto go watch a playoff game once and
they came in there and they're like, yeah, you can't be here,
so now you sir, you cancome in. So I can't. I
have to take them back to mom'shouse and tru trum back off. And
that was like my other buddy's atthe same bar, and we were like,
hey, when you say, uh, you know, like this happened,

(49:29):
we're talking like three years ago.Yeah, yeah, this guy's still
living at mom's house. He's stillliving at mom's house. Yeah, they
got the tape. They still havethe tapes. There you go. Those
people, they have a bad you. One hundred point seven The XL Satter
is this Rock Stations the x MorningShow. What neighbor came up with this
idea over the weekend. We aregoing to a winery. Actually we're gonna

(49:51):
I shot this down so fast.Yeah. I went around you and I
said the wife, this is cosplayis what this is? Do you know
what cosplay is? That's where youus up like an animal and you have
sex sort of kind of or likeyou go to like a Star Trek convention
and you dress up as like aStar Trek character. This is dude,
You pitch this to my wife.I think even my wife was like,
yeah, well, my wife isshe's only buying a new hat to kind

(50:15):
of go with the theme of theKentucky Derby's is full dress eat. Yeah,
well here here, but she's notat the Kentucky Derby. You wear
the hat when you go to ChurchillDowns. That's the tradition's dressing up for
there too. It's a horse raceeverybody, but it's the tradition of being
a Churchill Downs is you have towear the big, the big Southern hat.

(50:36):
Yeah, you you dress up.You invited us to a party at
a winery, which right away alreadyI flag it because I don't want to
be at a winery. And thenit's a it's a Kentucky Derby party where
people are going to dress up likethey're a Churchill Down, but they're at
a winery in South Jersey. Sowe're going to this thing tomorrow. Right

(50:57):
I'm like, okay, I'm okaywith a winery. I'm actually gonna bring
my own drinking because I'm not ahuge wine person, which I don't know
if you can. I don't knowif they look, I don't know if
they if they're happy when you bringyour own booze to a winery. No.
No, you bring a blue bookback to every remote we do,
even when they're selling beer. Somaybe I'll try and sneak it in.
I mean, look, I'm notsaying don't do it, but I'm saying
I can't imagine that a winery wouldbe happy. Now, if you ask

(51:21):
me when we do a broadcast atsix am from a casino, yeah,
I may. I may bring abook bag that has some beers in it.
And I know a guy named Jojowho has asked me many a times
for some of those beers. Now, I'm all, I'm like, okay,
we'll go to the winery with theneighbors. We have a good time,
Kentucky. You ever gonna be okaycool, I'm gonna gamble, I'm
gonna be able to bet, andyou I understand. We'll bet the horse

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race. The Derby isn'tntil seven o'clock. I know, Yeah, so it's
hits it. Everyone always thinks thederby's in the middle of the afternoon.
It's not. It's not until seveno'clock because they run races all day long
and so it's pretty boring to behonest up until the actual races. Yeah,
that's why you do it. Ifthe winer, everybody drinks, it
has a good time. It justhappens to be on. So my wife

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says, the kids are invited.Now I'm I'm against this two ways.
First of all, I don't wantto be at a winery when you have
your kids at the winery. Idon't want to my kids at a winery.
Why would I want to bring mykids to a winery. Yeah,
like, well, all the neighborsare bringing their kids. It's like,
I'm okay with leaving my kids athome. You like, of course the
kids are gonna get there, andthe parents just want to drink wine and

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get drunk, and no one caresabout the horse race. And you know
who cares less about the horse race? Kids? She said they're gonna they
could play in the grass. Whendo our kids ever say, hey,
mom and dad, I'm gonna gooutside and just play in the ground nineteen
thirteen. They're just gonna go playin the field. They're either on video
games or they're riding their quads orriding their bikes. It's like, there's

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gonna ben This is all you're gonnahear the entire afternoon, Mom, mom,
dad, dad, Mom, mom, dad dad? Ice cream?
I got ice cream? Can?I got ice cream? Kind of dad,
dad, dad, Mom, Mom. That's all you're gonna hear from
all the kids all afternoon. Wantto do a sit there under my tent
in my chair at the winery,drink of my own drinks, gamble on

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the horse race. We got kidsgoing. It's like, I don't know
if I'm a winery, if I'mthe what did you get a hat?
Stop leaving decision up to the parents? Winery? You locked that down?
Uh uh No, you have tobe over twenty one to even get in
this winery. Did you get agood hat? I'm not wearing a hat?
You sure. I'll be interested though, to see if people do dress
up. They are this is acause playing party. People go to these

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parties. But I got trashy neighborsare going. I don't know if they're
dressed it up like what? Andthe wives are gonna sit there and they're
gonna wear these stupid big hats likethere there's somehow these Southern bells in Louisville,
Kentucky. Now we're in Williamstown.Yeah, you're you're in South Jersey.
Yeah right, there's gonna be aMiller light hat on backwards and so
uh. And that's why when Yeah, you are nice enough to invite me

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and my wife and I shot itto I was like, just gouse to
the hats. You don't want togo? Huh No, I don't want
to go for one. I couldcare less about horse racing, Yeah,
care less about a winery, andI could care less about cosplaying being a
Churchill bounce. Don't you want togo to hang out with us? I
hang out with you every morning.Every morning brings that up. Why don't
you guys hang out afterwards? BecauseI hang out with you. I talk

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