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Wake up, Wake up, Oh, wake up. And I was up
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And this show, isn't it?Hey? Man? What's happening? Happy?

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Safe, demile, ah, sick? Yeah, yeah, sink of
a mile. Yes, I drankall weekend, man, and that kind
of holidays me to drink. No, But we went out Friday night to
a happy armor wife and ice sowere drinking. There was a kid's party
on Saturday. Start started drinking.Then we had this whole Kentucky derby thing
and that got out of hand becauseof the weather outside. So we end
up drinking at a bar in theback at my house. And then yesterday

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I'm always like, it's sink ofthe mile. Let's go to the neighbor's
house for a little get together.You go, and we're the margarita bringers,
Like we brought all the margarita stuff. You go. I got one
of those Jimmy buffett ones. Yeah, it's a market I've never used it,
but it just sits in the closet. My wife, you know,
I got her one for like amother's staff. Those are like a cool
gift. Now, we just usedthe blender. But like everybody, see
everyone else, everybody has that onethat makes I don't know what that Jimmy

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Buffett because all it is a blender, that's all. It is a Jimmy
Buffett blender. But it shaves icethough, yes, is what it does.
I never used this, damn.It just sits in the closet and
never used it. Yeah. Imean me and my wife were fighting yesterday,
so I did not I did notdo any type of That doesn't sound
very celibratory at all. It was, but we fought in sombreros. Okay,

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that's your little mustaches on, youknow, just dancing around the hat.
You had a banjo dueling hibody.It's it's Monday, it's a brand
new work. We've got a lotto get to this week, and we'll
get to. We're also gonna findout XL workforce employee to day. I
guess this is on me, right, I gotta I gotta find out.
Hold on, stick with me here, Yeah, what you got? I
gotta find out what we got.I'm gonna I know, we got some

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boxing tickets in there. Right,it's broken. It's broken again. What's
broken? The computer's broken? Yeah, the systems. So I okay,
we're not giving anything away. It'sbroken. It's a blank screen. No.
I know, boxing's coming back toTropicana. So we're gonna hook you
up with boxing tickets. We're gonnagive you details on how you can win
Rolling Stones tickets, Phillies tickets,and a cool that bat blue cooler for

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Father's Day. He needed the money. Oh well, so we'll hook you
up with all that information and uhyeah, there's a ton of stuff to
get to this week. So oneun point seven is the exl South Jerseys
rock station z XL MONI show.Good morning everybody in doord Line. I
could go all write it and welldoord lone and things sucks. I'm Scottie.

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Good morning. Here's some news forus. On a Monday morning,
a New Jersey state trooper died yesterdaywhile training at the NJSP headquarters up in
Ewing. The governor announced that yesterdayMark sellis the THEA. I believe it's
how you pronounce the name. Uh, he said in a statement that he

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went to Burlington Regional High School,which training to join the Elite Teams Unit,
but theya worked at the New JerseyState Troopers Troop D station in Morristown.
He worked as a State trooper forthe last eight years. A car
crashed into the security gates that surroundthe White House on Saturday night, killing
the driver. The incident was onlyunder investigation as a traffic collision, though

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Anthony Googlu, a spokeserson for theSecret Service, said there were no threats
or public safety concerns. In theaftermath of the accident, Secret Service released
a statement with some basic details.The vehicle was speeding, they said,
when it collided with a gate liningthe outer perimeter of the White House just
before ten thirty pm. How doyou accidentally do that? You're near the

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White House? Like, yeah,don't you know your surroundings? That's the
White House and you're pretty cool andyou're speeding. I've driven around the White
House. There's not a lot ofplaces the speed. I think it's like
fifteen miles an hour, So whatwere you doing? Twenty two The US
State Department has reissued a Level twotravel advisory for Germany due to fears of
terrorism. The State Department issued theadvisory last week, ranking the travel advisory

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on a scale of two out offour that means those traveling to the area
must exercise increased caution. They saidterrists may attack with little or no warning.
In Germany, the agency added theterrorist could target tourism and transportation hubs,
as well as shopping destinations, hotels, clubs, restaurants, local government
facilities, and major events figures.I just got a timeshare in Germany.

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Yeah, it was gonna get atimeshare. There's a threat. I had
an all inclusive in Munich. Uh. That's news. What about sports?
It is brought to you by Summer'sPoint Lumber. Go to Summer's Point lumber
dot com. Phills beat the Giantsfive to four. Best record in baseball.
Phil's hot right now four or five. Start they do it again today

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with the Giants. Listen to thegame right here at ZXL. We are
your official Philadelphia Phillies ratio station.And congrats to Mystic Dan. Mystic Dan
won the one hundred and fiftieth runningof the Kentucky Derby on Saturday at Churchill
Downs in Louisville. He was eighteento one odds. Yeah, I had
Forever Young one hundred dollars on ForeverYoung seven, the Rod Stewart song.

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It almost it almost came in nowI'm seeing I see pictures. The next
day, my buddy sends me theI think it was the two horse was
you could see the guys clearly pullingon my horse. You allowed to do
that? Racing boy, we couldthrow a flag on that. Uh that's
news. That's sports. Brought toyou by Summer's Point Lumber. Go to
Summer's Point Lumber dot com. Yeah, clouds today high to seventy two rain

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tonight over at little fifty nine tomorrowfor your Tuesday more rain high up to
seventy and fifty nine outside right now, one hundred point sevens EXL South Rock
Station, Rock Station, the XLMorning Show. So I get it two
with my wife for the weekend overthis. Yeah, me too, not
with your white with my wife.My wife, I don't know, ruined
the Sunday afternoon. By the way, it's like she has I call bs

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on a little bit. So Ihave, uh, I have the landscapers
come out and they're they're gonna,you know, cut all the flower beds
and do it do a nice jobright at the beginning of the season,
because apparently I can't do it.My wife will remind me of, oh,
oh my god, the way theydo the edging, the way they
do the cutting, the way youdo. I'm like, okay, then
we'll just there is a professional wayto it, like there is a landscaper
doing edging is much different than anormal person doing it. Those guys are

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awesome, and he dug around allthe trees. Why there's two fat guys
on this crew, I don't getbecause as hard as these guys work,
this guy's got a belly. I'mlike, what do you do after the
You should go home and just eatloads of bread everything. But here's the
problem. So the main guy isa guy that speaks English. None of
the other guys speak English. Sothey have questions for me on what we're

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gonna do with the flower beds.So I tell them, and I still
can't get it right. And Ifeel bad about giving another grown man instructions,
like I feel like I'm belittling him. But they're a great job,
and I don't like, I'm notgonna question what you do. I was
like, I don't know, justI was, I was talking to the
main guy. I hope he filledeverybody in because I feel terrible. It's
a mulcho over there right, LikeI can't even talk to the guy.
I'm trying to point at things,like I'm now drawing a line with my

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finger on where the flower beds go. I was like, I don't know,
man, I saw this with themain guy the other crew. They're
eating lunch, like sitting in theinsile on the grass. I'm like,
this is I feel terrible. Sowhat happens? Man? The guy asked
me, he said, you wantto you know, I don't know how
he said it weedo flower bedos.I don't know. So I go,
yeah, it's like, just,you know, take all the weeds out.

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But I said, but leave thesetwo plants here, these two stupid
azella bushes or whatever they are,right, I said, just leave these
here. But I'll be honest,man, I get the confusion. They
look like weeds because they haven't reallysprouted up, and I cut them way
back. Yes, so they're like, we're just gonna take all the dead
stuff out. So my wife claimsshe loves, like loves these plants.
Like I cut plants last year,and she was like Heartbrokes, like,

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oh my god, I'll let you. I was like, honey, their
plants. Honestly, guy, wecan go to a plant store you have
and these are in the back.You have no ties to these plants.
But the problem is if you cutthem back too far, they won't bloom
the next year. Yeah, wellthese are starting to bloom. But again
they looked like weeds. So Iagain I thought I was clear. I
said, no, these two stayoright, just put out on the end.

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But he gets el steo, dude, I look out. Now the
bed looks fantastic. It's a beautifullydone it's beautiful. Black bulls looks awesome.
Don't you know? He took thosetwo plants out of and now I
don't break it till my I callit. I just get told my wife
look how nice it looks. Sobefore we go to dinner, she looks
out, she's like, where aremy bushes? It's like ah. I

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was like, ah, Jesus man, I don't know. So I was
like listen, I said, Isaid, we'll get your new bushes.
I know. She claims they werefifty dollars each. I was like,
I don't know it's not cheap.Yeah, I was like, I don't
know, fifty dollars. I waslike, So instead of me going out
there and feeling terrible about this poorguy who's out there just working his ass
off, yeah, I was like, let's just we'll just figure it out
later. I was like, I'llgo in the back where they're dumping the
stuff. I was like, andI'll go grab them. I don't think

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that's the I don't think it's goingto work well, I said. I
said, if you really want togo try, maybe he still has them
in the wheelbarrow. You can goget me a CPR. So she did.
She went out there and nicest canbyshe's all dressed up too, and
these guys are loving her and she'sfull a tein of heat. So you
know she she can she can talktheir language. That was her claim.
She's like, well, you knowI speak Spanish. It's like, nah,
you don't really. Your mom's fromNicaragua, and I don't know,

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I've never heard you really speak Spanish. But if you think you can play,
I've known your wife eighteen years.I've never heard her say anything in
Spanish. Now we somehow she's ableto communicate with this guy, and she
found the bushes and he put themin a little pile four and everything else.
But I was like, I don'tknow. Yeah, I felt bad
about even asking the guy to doit. Yeah, you go out there
with an English barrier thing man,and go out there with some SURVEYSA yeah,

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I thought about that too. Isay, you're thirsty, guys.
Here looks so here's a modella.Guys were all packed. Man. One
guy even left a vitamin water bottleon my lawn. I was like,
what what is this? Crew?Yeah, you know, I was kind
of excited. My mom had awningsput up and uh and the guys left
the big spool of string. That'sthat's a come up man, that's like
it was like he was thirty dollarsspool of string? Now down? Do

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I do? I? Do Ireturn it to them? Or is that
mine? Now? No, that'syours. I'm gonna get you a cat.
So that guy could just play withthat ball of string all day.
One time, my mom was gettingher washing machine done and the guy who
came over was so drunk he lefthis tools and never came back to get
him. That's yours. That's soI said, I said, what'd you
do it? Like? I puthim out in the garage. Yeah,

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my neighbor they were doing landscaping overthere like a year ago. They left
a ryobe weed whacker. That's prettygood. Yeah, but it needs a
battery. I just don't have abattery, so I'm not going to invest
in a battery. But I'm holdingonto that weed whacker just in case somebody
leaves a ryobe battery around. Ithink you just get the cereal number you
can. I'm sure I can.Look, we get back. Well,
we'll do some rock newst rock news. Here's some rock news for you.

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Motley Crue kicked off their tour inAtlantic City over the weekend. Man is
a kickoff to the tour, thefirst one, I think the first two
shows of the tour. Yeah,Man right here in ac you love it
here over at the hard Rock.Yeah. Here's the only problem, man,
Vince Neil fell down. Okay.Was it because he was being too

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crazy or was he just trying towalk on she was singing. They were
doing wild Side and he was kindof running back and forth, and I
guess he tripped on some chords.Look, it happens to the best of
us, right, and so yeah, so Vince fell. He did get
right back up and didn't miss abeat and started singing again. What is
that embarrassing thing? Because it's onething when you're young, like you can

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play it off. But you're anold man now, he's like in a
sixties. That's why you fell,Dude, there's an older guy. It's
not the first time. In twentytwenty one he fell off stage and broke
some ribs. It sucks, paulingman. My wife fell last week,
and uh, and it's it's justembarrassing. Falling is embarrassed, and it
messes up the whole timing, likeI don't know, you've you've now you've

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lost the line of the song.He was able to get up before the
vocal started, oh okay, andhe was able to get into the vocals
of wild Side, so it didn'tit didn't interrupt the show. It's just
embarrassing, said thing. Man.It's like you ever fall down when you're
drunk or something like, you know, you just it's just, dude,
I'll never forget I fell, butI felt so cool. I have two
steps down to uh my garage frommy house. So when you open up,

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like the door from the kitchen togo to the garage. I I
tripped on like that the little thresholdthing. Yeah right, So now I'm
like, okay, So now itlike I'm frozen in time and I'm thinking
about all the things I could do. I could just take a header right,
smash it and you know, losetea break my nose right. Or

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I could try and do the JamesBond move and it worked. I went
through my shoulder forward. Here itis, Jim took the brun of the
hit on my arm barrel, rolledand popped right back up. Yeah.
See, it's not necessarily the fall. The fall, you go down,
I get it. Yeah, it'sthat awkward thing of trying to get back
up, somebody helping him back onthat standing to push yourself back up.

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You scoot your I've done that.You fall down and you can't get up.
Oh yeah, I'm like the NBAplayer where his buddies have to come
and pull them up. I'm likeJoel embiid. Ozzy Osbourne wants to perform
at his solo induction into the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame. He said
he's just waiting for the all clear. He offered a health update on his
podcast. He said, I'd liketo do a gig without falling over.

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Now he's waiting on a surgeon togive him the heads up that he can
retake the stage. He's battling Parkinsonsome back surgery issues. He said,
though he would like to be ableto perform when he gets the nod into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. This is crazy, dude. I
know when you were growing up,you were in a band, and I'm

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sure that you guys needed instruments calledlocal Justice, all right, and then
we had a bass player or nobass and just sat there. So there
was only a couple places to go. Man. You had like local music
shops, or you had a placecalled sam Ash, right, and there
was one in Cherry Hill. Man, it was right sam Ash and Cherry
Hill. And I used to gothere and just stare at the guitars like

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I knew I wasn't talented enough toplay one, but they just look cool.
So over the weekend, sam Ashclosing every store. Yeah, I
remember sam Ashes man one hundred yearsin business. So May second was gonna
be it. That's it for samAsh. And it was a Hungarian immigrant

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who immigrated to the US back innineteen o seven that started the store.
His name was Samuel Ashkinades, andhe decided to call the store sam Ash.
And so, uh, it lookslike they're going to keep the website
up. And I guess that's wherepeople go right to buy instruments now.
But the thing was sam Ash andmusic shops you could go and try stuff

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out. Yeah, even guitar center. There's not a lot of them either,
but they have a guitar center.Yeah, you fire up. The
guitar center was never as cool assam Ash. It was something cool about
sam Ash well, because I rememberthat, Like I was going for like
DJ Geared, I'm like, yeah, I can't get it's guitar Center.
But there was the thing where likesam Ash, Like musicians talked about sam
Ash like there was a cool thingabout like a place called Tower Records,

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right because like musicians talked about TowerRecords, not Sam Goodie, not Sam
Goodie, not Coconuts, you know, like you know it's it's it was.
It was something cool with Tower Records. And that's that's long gone too.
So yeah, sam Ash one hundredyears in business gone. Uh,
there you go. Some rock newsfor it Jerseys Rock Stations z X Morning

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Show. Okay, And I knowpeople get angry when you say that you
don't like this show. It's notthat he didn't like the show. I
get. I get the show wasvery it was very big in the nineties.
You know that people still quote it. Unfortunately, the people that quote
this show like all the time andit's been twenty some odd years, twenty

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five years since it's been on theair, get annoying Seinfeld. Okay,
I was gonna guess Seinfeld Okay,Like like, do I know people who
are like still like quoting Seinfeld likein a daily conversation there side it was
like that Seinfeld episode, Well sono suit for you. It was like,
it's like that was thirty years ago. Dude. You can't go to
somebody's house when they're serving sup,but somebody at the room doesn't say no

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SUP for you. The Super Nazi. It's the same people who quote It's
always sunny in Philadelphia. And I'mlike, I get it. I love
it. It's a funny show,but I don't need you quoting it constantly.
Seinfeld. For me, just itwas there, just been there.
I never searched for it. Idon't think it was on and it was
entertaining what it was on, butthat was it. I don't think it
was bad. I don't think itwas great, but it was there.
It was funny. But then somethinghappened where a show came from Seinfeld called

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Curb Your Enthusiasm, and you learnedthat Larry David was the genius behind Seinfeld,
not Jerry, and that show's fantastic. So Jerry is out promoting some
movie on Netflix about pop tarts orsomething, not even kidding, it's a
movie about pop tarts, and sohe's doing all these interviews right, he's

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doing podcasts. You know, hemade some headlines last week because he said
the left is really ruined comedy.You know, woke agenda's ruin comedy.
I can't agree more Jerry, butI've realized he's not funny. Dude.
I will go out on a hugelimb here. I see Jerry Seinfeld not
funny. I don't think he wasthe best part of the show. No,

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hear what happened that George was thebest part of the show. Do
you know the George character based onLarry Davids. Yeah, so like and
when you watch Kirby Enthusiasm, yougo, oh, that's the genius of
Seinfeld, right, not Jerry Dude. Yeah, I'm watching him on a
podcast right, and I'm like,he's not interesting. It was actually Bill

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Maher's podcast, and Jerry's just boring. Can I get it? He's seventy,
right, which shocks me that he'sseventy years old. He's that old.
But it's like, I'm just it'sI don't know, man, Like,
uh, one wasn't a huge Seinfeldfan to begin with, but I'm
definitely not a Jerry Seinfeld. Andhe seems to be kind of whiny,
Like his whole shtick on stage islike it's just a whine. Well,

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it's a thing like once Kirby Enthusiasmcame out and you saw that, like,
okay, that's the guy behind theshow. Like, no, I
don't unless you were like really inthe no. During the nineties, no
one knew that Larry David was theone behind Seinfeld. Everyone thought that Jerry
was the guy behind Seinfeld because itwas Seinfeld. And then you watch Kurby
Your Enthusiasm and it's hilarious and yougo into what happened to George Man yeah,

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thing, and how the Kramer characterwas like, that's it, Like,
Larry David, you're the funny one. Yeah, dude, Jerry Seinfeld
a done. Yeah, and goback and watch the show. You're not
gonna laugh. I think Jerry does. It's all the other things that happen
around And I tried to watch thePop Tart movie. Sucked. My god,
it sucked. I could have toldyou the Pop Tart movie probably is

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gonna suck. It's like, uh, and think about it. Everything Jerry
Seinfeld is done. After Seinfeld hastanked. But who hasn't Larry David?
Yeah, right, you see,like you know, uh, the cream
rises to the top. And Ithink you saw that when Seinfeld ended.
Larry David was the talent and youJerry did the B movie. He did

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a reality TV show that didn't govery far. Maybe the most successful thing
he did was Comedians and cars drinkingcoffee. But even that, I mean,
didn't you know it wasn't hugely successful. It just was interesting because he
would just have talented people, rightis Yeah, he had a funny writer.
He had just funny people around him. And I don't think this this

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moves. I think it's called unfrosted. And it's about the making of pop
tarts, right like in the fifties. Yeah, like the making of pop
tarts. Uh and uh yeah,So I'm going out. I'm going out
in the limb. Yeah, I'mJerry Seinfeld. Now you're right that curb
your enthusiasm is a fan shown.It's all the great parts of the Seinfeld
Show. It wasn't happen in Seinfeld. It was what I wanted Seinfeld to

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be in the nineties. Look,I got a parent tickets. Boxing is
back over at the Tropicana. Youwant to see some boxing over at the
Tropicana. Uh six zero nine sixseven seven one hundred seven six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred seven sixzero nine six seven seven one hundred seven
Boxing this Saturday over at Tropicana.Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
seven. We get backed. Igot some headlines. Conspiracy Corner one hundred

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point seven w z XL, SouthJerseys Rock Station z x L Morning.
Gary G. Garcia in his studiowith us talking conspiracies and what do we
have on the agenda for today?Telling the fire on Sundays, I say,
hey, man, you coming intoMary low Key. This week,
it wasn't too to not a lot, but you asked me to look into

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the whole Jordan thing. Okay,okay, okay, okay, all right,
let me let me give the contexthere. Last week, there's a
guy across the hall and he heardabout this theory that the X seventy six
or Jimmy Butler plays for the MiamiHeat. He is actually the son of
Michael Jordan's. Apparently his mom whenshe when she got pregnant, was in

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the same city as Michael Jordan's inmy timeline. Well, supposedly she came
out and said that that they hada fling, supposedly, and that he's
a good basketball player and he andMichael Jordan Butler's mom and Michael Jordan.
Yeah, it's saying that he hadchicks pretty much in every state and that
when he let one slip through,and that she wouldn't, you know,

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she wouldn't. She refused to getrid of it, but she told him
not to worry because she didn't wantto mess up his family. Yeah,
and supposedly, now she finally cameout because the money stopped. So the
money stopped, and she came outand said that, uh, you know.
I mean, I don't know,I don't know. You know,
now looking at the picture side byside, they have the same eyebrows.
Yeah, yeah, atle bit different. I mean has a wider nose and

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a longer chin. It's one ofthose things. This isn't new either.
They talked about this years ago,so it's not like it's actually new.
It's just coming out again. Yeah, and uh, you know now supposed
some other ball players too. They'retrying to say, you know, I
guess if you're a good ball playerand you don't have a father, it
must be Jordan. I could bea great ballplayer you were raised without a
parent. They're like, Michael Jordan'syour father. Yeah, well you got

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to figure, dude. Those guysin the eighties and nineties, they go
in town to town. You're throwingit around to either strippers or whoever hangs
right, dude, they're gonna getpregnant and they're most likely going to have
kids who are very good at basketball. Well not if they, you know,
wear condoms. But who wants tohell condom? No? I think

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he ran out of room unrolling itonly roll halfway down. Did you hear
this one that Kobe might be Shack'skid. Really no, I just that
didn't make sense. Man. Butthe Kolobe thing, man, the Kobe
thing, like they're coming out withnew things on that all the time too.

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The helicopter crash, right, yeah, but you know they gave out
like Kobe dolls the day before thatthat transformed into helicopters. Yeah, it
was known he because he had ahelipad on top of the colisseum like most
people, and then he would goand then he would fly back and fort
he didn't want to sit in trash. I'm sure Shack was probably using some
helicopters every now and then, right, I can't I want to see how

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a helicopter transforms into Kobe Bryant.What that transformer looks like? I want
the doll? Who can Mattel comeup with that? I will have the
doll? I can't lie? Right, pretty awesome, I mean it is
right. Here's one for the people, man, because I like to look
out for my people, all right. If it's shopping at Walmart, yeah
all right, I do. Yeah, but you better start weighing the meat

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because supposedly their scales are off.The package will say four pounds of meat
and then you throw it on ascale and it's only two pounds of meat.
Is it that significant? Talking Supposedlythere was a lawsuit forty five million
settlement or something like that I guessit is, which is nothing for Walmart,
but supposedly it's still going on.And then there's some I guess you

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would call them whistleblowers saying that theywere managers there and that they knew this
was going on. And it's acorporate that says, just keep going.
I guess they make more money thanthey're gonna lose when they finally get caught,
because who's really weighing up their stuff? It's not hard though, when
you go to pay yourself, whichis what you're gonna do, you know,
you go to the food section andthrow it on the scale and then

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you'll see it. But this oneperson did it, and every every minute
she threw up, there was adifferent way. Now, related news,
the whistle blowing for Walmart just committedsuicide. Well you heard the other one
from Boeing. You're Boeing is justkilling people at this point. I have
a fan who works for Boeing andhe always comes out and whenever he comes
out, he'll throw me like aroom or something, because he always like

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books rooms in all the places,so he'll throw me your room. He
hit me up this week and he'slike I'm out here and I'm like,
oh, cool man, and he'slike, yeah, i'll hit you up
tomorrow. I got a room foryou. I was like, cool.
Haven't heard from him since. Yeah, it's not like him. It's not
like him. Yeah, but I'mstarting to think, who knows, man,
It is a little creepy. Didyou hear somebody who's like, yeah,

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you know, I mean, youknow, through the flag on the
company And then next thing you know, it's like, no, they killed
themselves by decapitation. It's not oflike a coincidence with the Clintons, Like
how many people are they one thatit just happened again? If anyone,
If anyone wants to get a goodlaugh, it's from the early two thousands.

(26:17):
It's Norm MacDonald on the View andhe gets yelled at by Barbara Wallace.
Yeah, because he keeps saying thatBill Clinton is a murder. She's
like, you can't say that,and he goes, I just thought it
was like it was a no,and he will stop. He won't stop.
And Barbara Walters is so pissed offbecause Bob was completely well, she

(26:41):
was whitewashed with all that She's completelyman and so and norm just keeps saying
that the Clinton's are murders, andand Barbara Walters, who is like personal
friends with them, is just insanelypissed off. You've seen the new they
have a new video with with uhwould Clinton's where it's like all my life
I wanted to be a gangster andit's the whole beginning of you know,

(27:04):
of Goodfellas, but they're showing allclips and the Clintons of Bill and Hillary.
Well, that was the meme thisweekend with Hillary is evil was the
least one evil chick. The memegoing around this weekend, it was hilarious,
made me laugh every time. Waswhen you whistle blow on Boeing,
But it was Joe Peshy walking intothe room that he gets whacked in and

(27:26):
good Fellows exactly, dude, ButI don't want to stand how people like
you know this is happening a lot, yes, a whole bunch, and
like nobody there facts out. Nobodyare people who really sent letters and reported
and said, hey, this isa real issue. And the next thing
you know, they're dead. Nobody cares. Yeah, we had an

(27:48):
earthquake, well four weeks ago,three weeks ago. Nobody batter than eye.
Everybody's just like, I guess we'rehaving earthquakes in New Jersey. Now
normal. We've got these protests toby next week and it'll all be done
well at least, no testing.Now, who's not Yeah exactly. Look,
here's something to look into. They'renot. You're not going to change
nothing. There's a preacher and thisis a creepy, crazy story. He's

(28:11):
a preacher. His wife killed herself. Okay, beautiful young woman. Right,
So here's the thing he did.She kills herself the night before his
Sunday service. He goes to Sundayservice. He's up there and he's he's
yelling, he's screaming, right,you know, laughing with the guy.

(28:33):
Dude at the end, he's like, yeah, my wife killed herself and
then like you dropped the mic andlike walked off stage. The moment some
of the people in the church werelike this, this is weird, and
they called the police, and thepolice are looking into it now because the
dude, I was acting so oddand just like Sean Chalantley's like, yeah,
my wife killed herself and she hadbeen a big part of the white

(28:56):
guy. See why you guys gotup. Man, you gotta cover up
your tracks better. Like even ifyou watch forensic files, man, they
get caught a lot because of thedumb stuff. You know, it's always
the insurance money. Ladies, ifyou want to kill your husband, act
like you don't even know he hasinsurance. Exact surprise when they bring it
up, don't go the right Whenthe go right for the insurance before the

(29:18):
funeral, well, and then they'llshow up to the funeral with the pool
clean up. It's like a weekbefore they get murdered. They just took
out a million dollars and think andthen we go on a cruise and she
doesn't come back. Look, theway to think about it, you know,
is when you go into the marriage, take that out automatically, you
know, just take it out automatically, as in as insurance. You know,

(29:42):
if you get along with him,fine, he's inventially gonna die natural
causes, so you'll get the moneyanyway. And if you get tired of
him and you decide to you know, cook him a fish that has that
poisoning in something you know and justsay you cooked it wrong them off.
Don't go for the insurance act likeyou don't remember. I don't even know

(30:03):
we had that pology, oh man. Speaking of insurance, you know,
in the music industry, every artisthas a life insurance taken out on them
and they don't even know it.Really, most artists don't even know what
it's written in the contracts. LikeI had that too, I didn't know.
Yeah, that's why they kill thesepeople before they leave, you know,
the labels, because they make moremoney from them dead. Well,
Gary, it's insane. Where canpeople find you? It gets scarier to

(30:27):
say it every day. But tonightI'll be in Atlantic City. Man,
I'm not going to be in NewYork tonight, but New York show will
still be popping. I'm usually thereevery Monday for midnight from the Not Quite
Tuesday Show, But tonight I'm inAtlantic City. Check me out at ac
jokes dot com and if you wantto hear me talk conspiracies and all kinds
of stuff like spearing. We learnedabout some dance moves at a nightclub that's

(30:51):
pretty cutting grill down on the groundstep. I'm gonta be careful, dog.
I feel like you've been these That'sdangerous sport, Dude. You hit
a hard bone and it's hump onthe on the ground. They worse than
it's worse than that. It iscrazy, it's insane. It's not even
like dancing, is like uh fightingwith your pelvic reason. Yeah, yeah,

(31:15):
you're right. You're definitely sore afterwards. But if you want to hear
me talk that stuff, check meout at Rated G with Garage you got
see and Bryan T. Locado andI love you guys, man, I
appreciate you check me out. Ialways love when you guys come out to
check me out. Man, Garyg Uh, we love you. Look
we get back full knock out.Some trash? Oh why love trash?

(31:41):
Anything thirty nothing anything racket rock orroughing. Yes, love crash. There's
some trash for you. Western Cagedo you know who? Western? Nicholas
Cage's niece uh son son Okayo.Apparently he was arrested last week for beating

(32:08):
up his mom, Christina Fulton.Would Cage's son and live an amazing life.
He's in a rock band. Ohstop yeah, man, so I
mean, Nicholas Cage has nothing todo with it, and his son is
old. His son's like, Ithink it is like thirties, beat up
the mom, his mom, hismom. I guess. I don't think

(32:29):
her and Nicholas were ever married,but I could be wrong about that.
Kate beckhasale very attractive. Kate Beckansales. She's in her fifties, and
she takes a lot of pictures ofher and Mkinese, and she's very big
on social media, and apparently peopleare bullying her saying that she has had
a lot of plastic surgery that's howshe stays so in shape and looks so

(32:51):
good. She said that she's neverundergone plastic surgery and she is frustrated with
the constant accusations that she is.She just keeps herself healthy. She said,
it's like we're shocked that people canstill do that. Did you see
the h Did you see the videoI sent you of Lizzo? Uh?
Yeah, I told it about ahalf a second while I was making breakfast

(33:14):
on I think it was Sunday morning. She was very busy on social movie.
Yeah. Uh was she dancing aroundin the video. I really didn't
dive into it. What was shedoing in the video? She was doing
alpha changes. M. Yeah,this was a very short skirt she wasn't
wearing to Paulie Shore is moving forwardwith a Richard Simmons biopic. He wants

(33:37):
to play Richard Simmons in a Movie'sperfect. It really is perfect. It
really is perfect. He said,he's gonna do it whether Richard likes it
or not. Because Richard Simmons haseven come out of h he's been secluded
for a while and uh, andhe's even come out on social media,
and so he doesn't know how hefeels about Pauli Shore playing him in a
movie. But they really do lookalike. Uh. One of the guys

(34:00):
who was in Titanic and Lord ofthe Rings, he died over the weekend,
Barnard Hill because that brought didn't lethim up on the table. It
was him. Wait a minute,on, what if everyone in that movie
died because they couldn't get on apiece of wood. Are you talking about
The Titanic? He died on theTitanic, But it was the movie The

(34:22):
Titanic. They actually suck chef.No, it's a guy who was in
the movie Titanic DiCaprio, was it? I always forget he was also in
Lord of the Rings. He diedtrying to get the ring? Is that
true? Did he get blowed bya dragon? Will Farrell is investing in

(34:44):
a soccer club. I guess thisis the thing to do in Hollywood now
now that Ryan Reynolds did it,Now everyone else is so. Will Farrell
is the latest Hollywood star to investin a soccer team because that's what we
need. And we'll wrap it upwith this. This is kind of funny.
A mo, a guy model,was at the Metcala, and that's

(35:04):
a big things. Celebrities show upand everyone gets all dressed up. Blah
blah blah. He was there andI guess his job was to look hot
and like escort the people to whereverthey got to go. He claims he
was fired from that job because hewas hotter than Kylie Jenner. Okay,
he said Kylie Jenner didn't like howhot he was and then she complained and

(35:25):
got him fired. That where weare, that's where we are. There
you go some trash. This Father'sDay one hundred point seven double one hundred
point seven is the XL so afteris his rock station's XL Morning show,
and I worked for support the dayfor the boxing tickets Tropicana. Good morning,
Yeah, man a boxing ticket?Yeah, boxing fan. Yeah.

(35:46):
I like m but boxing she justlike MMA, but you don't get the
kick. Yeah, so that's cool. What they call boxing is the original
mm A yeah. Yeah, soyeah, got a bare knucklebot Oh yeah,
like back in the the twenties,yeah, boxing Jack Johns got Yeah,

(36:07):
I got like one tape on yourfinger. Let's put them on an
island and fight to the death.Didn't they do that during COVID, Remember
Dana White bought an island and thenall the fighters still like death Island.
That's where they had to do itfrom. Yeah, COVID. Well,
look, boxing is back Tropicana thisSaturday. I can't I can't wait.
Man. They they got a guy. His name's mister Atlantic City. He

(36:30):
was in our he was in ourstudio a couple of days ago, man,
and he's you know, I'm hopingthis kid's got a bright future.
Ye all good fights too. LikeI'm talking to the promoter, he's like,
you know, we matched them uppretty well when it comes to these
fights, So you're not gonna golike a six foot two guy in a
five eleven just getting his ass.Well, gonna be good fights man.
All right, night cool man,all right, you stay on hold.
All right, We're gonna get allyour info. All right, man,

(36:51):
I'm booked on Saturday, but Iwould love to take my kids to a
boxing match. Yeah. Man.When I first moved down here, that
was that was like the thing todo. Every weekend. There were boxing
match matches at the casinos. Oneyear, I believe it was at the
old taj Mahal. They did itan America versus Russians boxing match. Oh
well, now you can get behindyou one hundred percent, you do.

(37:12):
I went with a bunch of peopleand we're just yelling Rocky quotes. That's
all you got to do while you'rethere. That's why you're there. It
was. It was fantastic. Andthen look, Mma is hot right now,
and Mma kind of you know,it's it's it, you know,
pumped the brakes on boxing a littlebit. But even over the weekend,
Canelo fought. You know, he'she's probably one of the best boxes in
the world, but you don't hearabout it as much. Like dude,

(37:36):
when there was a Tyson fight.Uh, even like when you had the
goutty ward fights, which you know, a couple of them happened right here
in Atlantic City. You heard aboutyeah, right, and you just don't
You don't hear about them the waythat you used to it. You almost
so you were gonna box, uhLindsay Lohan's dad, Yeah, there's a
prootch. There's a promoter out ofPhilly. He's pitched a bunch of ideas

(37:58):
to us, and he was prettyclose to doing a a a exhibition boxing
match like a nightclub. It wasgonna be me Versu Michael Lohan, Lindsay
Lohan's dad, her hand in marriage. He was like fresh out of rehab.
It was a really it was evenI felt bad, Like I'm like,
I don't think this is a goodida. I would have been your

(38:20):
corner guy, you know. Yeah, man, I hut the basoline around
your eyes and I cut you ifyou gotta be cut, you know,
Like it's almost happened a couple oftimes, like I was supposed to take
on a news anchor when tv NBCforty was a thing down here and then
that ended up falling through. Butuh, yeah, everyone that boxes,
man, they talked about it thecar. You gotta be in great cardio,
Like the cardio shape is so important, Like it's cool to have an

(38:45):
awesome left swing. Yeah you know, yeah yeah, but like if you
don't have the cardio, dude,you get winded after that first round.
Yeah, that would be you andone hundred Yeah I dude, I'd train
and then eat a pizza. Iwould just throw in the towel five seconds
in for you and got hit likeyeah, like Apollo Creed couldn't even get
to the point of killing me.Like you would just throw the talent and

(39:07):
be like it's over, it's over. But the show before the match,
as soon as James Brown's done singing, you just throw the talent. Look,
yeah we get back. Well usesome headlines. Ltoun says these rock
stations y X, so I'm notsure where you could rock the bank.
Right here at nine am your firstshot and one thousand dollars happens all day
long. I forgot We're getting closerto the summer season and you get these

(39:32):
summer douchebags. That's see to beme this weekend. I'm headed to Brigantine.
So, dude, I'm I almostyou almost I almost had to call
you to bail me out of jail. So I go to Ocean City every
day. It's eight am on aSaturday. I think it's even seven thirty
on a Saturday morning. Right,shouldn't have a care in the world.

(39:53):
To Shore Town. Weather was kindof crappy, but it was awful to
come down. You know what,It's seven thirty am on a Saturday.
So I go. I'm pulling outof a supermarket. I'm going down the
street and there's a red light,so I stop. Right there's a crosswalk.
I stopped before the crosswalk, butI guess I didn't stop to the

(40:15):
liking of the person who was tryingto prove a point. They were.
They never like, just for safety, when you're walking on a sidewalk and
you get to a corner that hasa crosswalk, she'd always pause, just
just to make sure that nobody's coming, even though you have the right of
way. That is a two thousandpalatiece of machinery. It's gonna come out
of here. This person had theright away, but this person made it,

(40:38):
made a real point not to stop, and so you know, they
they weren't the reason I stopped.I stopped because the light was red,
so I stop, and I guessthey didn't like the way I stopped.
So now it's a guy's at likesa couple of years older than me.
He looks over at me and hestarts shaking his head. Wait, did
you lock him up like you weren'tpaying attention? No? No, no,

(40:59):
it was a red light. Istopped. He didn't like the way
I stopped right right, and maybeI was too close to the crosswalk for
him South Philly, PAULI didn't likethe way you did it, dude,
Dude, I wish he was SouthPhilly because at least South Philly would flip
me off and I could laugh thisguy with the shake of the head,
and I dude, so I got, I got in a tough guy mode.

(41:21):
I roll my window down and Igo, you got a problem?
I go, I go, Igo, dude, we can solve it
right like dude, I had hadit because you and when we saw we
had a dance off and so sodude, I'm not kidding. Roll the
window down, I go, yougot a problem, right, And he's
just shaking his head, but hewon't turn back at me. And I

(41:43):
go because because we can solve it. We can solve it right now.
Man. And dude, he likesjust Ocean City storms off power walking away.
Dude, I was because it drivesme nuts, right, I've I've
I've lived in Shore towns now foryou know, summers, since the eighties.
I moved down here, lived inOcean City for like ten years.

(42:06):
Right. These people who think it'sokay just to walk out into the street
with reckless abandonment and not and thenthe and then they teach their kids to
do it. Last year, Iwas walking and me and the kids were
coming from the boardwalk or something.So, you know, we get to
a corner. We had the rightaway, but I said to the kids,
watch, just make sure there's nocars coming before we cross. And

(42:30):
in front of us is someone walkingtowards us with a small child. And
he goes, oh, we havethe right away, you can just go
ahead. And I go, thatis the worst thing you can teach your
child. Look out for yourself andlook at you for your family. Man.
I get it, dude, Andso yeah, I I never lose
it like that. But the guycaught me on, you know, just

(42:52):
he was having a bad day.I was like I was, I was,
I was fine, but the wayhe shook his head at me in
and just disgruntled, and I'm like, dude, like I can crush you.
I asked you, honestly, doyou think you could have taken a
guy? It was power walking,dude, he's power walking. Yeah.
Like if I like if I if, I'm gonna get into it. Like

(43:13):
if if there's a woman that makesa mistake, then I'm okay going at
her and saying, hey, doyou want to solve this right now?
But if it's a man, I'mlike, no way, man. Uh
uh yeah, no, I wouldhave you know, I would have fought
him. Yeah, you know,so you know then I turned down.
I hit a bicyclist. And that'sthe thing, dude, between the bikers
and the people walking, and it'sjust it's just it, dude. If

(43:36):
you're out there and you're driving inthese short town especially if you're a work
truck, blah blah blah, yougotta be careful. Man. Tis the
season of people not caring. Andthey will push strollers. I love that
when they'll just push a stroller outinto a walkway of a of a crosswalk,
like Jesus you're kid. You're puttingyour kid out there first. You
just get ripped apart by a carrist and I feel like less of a

(43:59):
man. But yeah, man,my days of even any type of confrontation
like mad, they're over. Igave a guy dury, look, I
think I'm gonna I'm gonna put myhand over something. We stopped at a
red light together and I made aright dude, I said, I got
out of it. My kids arelike, why'd you make a ride?
I was because that guy next tous is probably gonna want to fight me.
Yeah, dude, I would havefought him. Now that's how you
die. You get shot in OceanCity by some crosswalk machine. Yeah,

(44:21):
I go down. I get stabbedin the city, dude, And that's
what it is. So look,if you're heading to a short town,
tis the season. Man. Thesepeople don't care, and they'll just walk
across crosswalks without even looking. Andit's on you. It's gonna be your
fault at the end of the day. I got to quit. Okay,
let's say this happens in Atlantic City. No no, no, no,
not saying a word. No.I actually I actually rolled the window down

(44:44):
and apologize to the person that wasmy fault. I hand them a ten
dollars bill and say, I'm sorry. Look we get back. Well I
knock out somehow. You think youhave a you think you got it back.
I said, you shouldn't be allowed. This should not be allowed.

(45:04):
A woman in Massachusetts on February twentythird she won a million dollars. She
played the lottery. Right, that'sgoing to ruin her life. One of
these instant ticket games. That's justenough money. You think you're rich,
but you're not rich. Thing,So you got a million dollars, you're
gonna probably cash out. So nowyou're down like six hundred grand. Then
you got tag you're so you're takinghome two three hundred thousand. Ye okay,
not a bad payday. But yeah, you really do think that you're

(45:27):
rich, and all of a sudden, you're buying homes and you're buying cars,
and you're like that money's going realquick. Here's so there's the thing.
Ten weeks later, she won anothermillion playing another scratch off game.
Well now she is rich. Soso far she's only bought a new SUV
with her two million bucks. Okay, it seems like we've been doing it

(45:51):
wrong all these years. There's adoctor. He's a professor at UCLA,
the School of Dentistry. He saidthat leaving the two with paste on your
teeth gives the fluoride more opportunity todo its thing to kill bacteria and film
from food and sugary drinks. Soyou shouldn't rinse your teeth right away after

(46:12):
you're done brushing. He also saidit's good to floss before you brush your
teeth. I think we all knowthat. Yeah, so's he's almost like
leaving like a coat of pain onthere. Let it sit for like thirty
seconds before you rinse it out.He said, Too many times we rinse
it out too fast. Sure,you're brushed and then you just rinse it
out. Makes sense, Yeah,makes it. Thought. I thought it
was like soap where it's like thesoap is gonna help get the stuff off,

(46:37):
kind of like soaking a dish,right, Like you gotta leave it
in there to soak for a littlebit. Boy, if you know someone
between the ages of twenty eight andforty three, they're called the millennial h
You may also notice they have athing for chickens. Raising chickens. Yeah,
that's my Wife's forty three. Themillennial love affair with keeping chickens.

(47:00):
This pet has grown too a thirtybillion dollar industry. Chicken keeping is seen
as a way to live more sustainablelifestyles and get a guaranteed source of fresh
eggs for breakfast. Yeah, butyou got to take care of a chicken.
Yeah, you know. I thoughtthere was a stupid price of eggs
went up to like nine dollars fora cart, and I'm like, you
know what, maybe you should dothese and sell them. Dude, I'm
not kidding. I got gas today. It was like three eighty nine.
Yep, it was like it wasn'tI even looked at the guy and I'm

(47:22):
like, really, and listen,here's the thing with this guy who's running
things. I think this is thenew norm. Like you're hoping this is
going to go down. Remember there'sa story a couple of weeks ago.
It's the summer blend of gas,because that's why we put away the winter
blend and now we have the summerblend. They mix it with rum and
coconut more. Thirteen percent of Americanhouseholds now have eighty five million backyard chickens.

(47:47):
Dude, I don't know how ithappens. I have a farm across
the street from me, and hehas chickens that run around and he just
lets them loose. And dude,I'd live on the black Horse Pipe.
My development is off the black HorsePike. They run down the black Horse
Pike and for some reason, nonot to run out into the street.
Yeah, wow, they're smart now, like a dumb squirrel, a deer.

(48:09):
They'll all run out into the blackHorse Pike. These chickens just run
up and down the street. Theyyou know, there's a sidewalk there.
They hang out the sidewalk. Sometimesthey'll make their wigh in the mind development.
I'll say, what up, chicken, and you assume they will because
the joke is, why did thechicken cross the road? Dude? It
shocks me. You know they're smartenough to know that, you know what,
crossing that road is stupid? Yeah, I hit them, Okay,

(48:30):
somebody before me must have hit agoose. And it was in the road
this morning. Nose. There wasa bunch of dead stuff in the road
this morning. And I'm not payingattention, so I like, last minute,
I see this thing. I knowit's already dead, so I hit
it. I look behind and Isee just a pile of feathers pop up.
I'm like, wow, someone gotup. That's when I didn't kill

(48:51):
it. When you hit a squirreland you hear it banging on the undercage,
I've done that before, and Ifeel awful. One time, dude,
I ran over a squirrel and he'sbouncing around the bottom of my car,
and I look back in the rearview. Dude spun around a little
bit, got up and ran away. Saw buddy hit a cat. He
hit a cat. It's that thecat went down up and then came around

(49:13):
like a helicopter, like it wasspinning around like a propeller. He's got
more lives. Yeah, there yougo. Those people they have a bat.
You are not one. Hunch pointseven ZXL South Jerseys Rock Stations ZXL
wanna show. I don't know howthe guys are getting away with this one,
but I see it. Two ofmy friends, their wires have allowed
them to take that room in yourhouse that nobody sits in. Okay,
they're making him into bars. Ihave I have one of these rooms,

(49:37):
the sitting room. Now I sitin it, but it's got a dunk
it's called a parlor, stupid whatever. It's a room you hardly Okay,
I use it. But these guysare making him in the bar. So
my buddy last night, Man,I go to his house. He's got
a bar, he's got the TV, he's got the entire setup. Now
it's not a bar where you haveto go downstairs, because I got a

(49:57):
bar downstairs. But I don't know, it's it's an in convenience to go
downstairs. Yeah, I could justtake my drink from dinner and go right
over to the bar area. It'sawesome, man, Yes, it's like
sitting area for you don't know.It's like a man cave. But on
the actual four of your half ahouse. I thought it was fantastic.
I like that people are doing likethe sheds in the backyard and turning them

(50:19):
into like like man caves, likea little sports bar. It's like a
shed, you get it, Jed'ssheds. Yeah, you're detached away from
the house. You can't make abunch of noise, That's what it is.
So like we've been shunned away asguys forever basement's garages, that kind
of thing. Sheds. So yeah, now this guy's taking back a room,
which, by the way, yeah, no one ever sits Nope,
it just sits there, even ourformal dining room. I wish I could

(50:39):
do something else with the space.I've sat at that table twice twice.
Yeah. Man. I remember agirl I went to high school with.
Her parents had some money, andso we'd go and she would throw parties.
And the dad made that living roomthat no one sits in you know
you're talking about. Yep. Heput a pool table in there, perfect,

(51:00):
yeah, and like a nice one, like a like one from like
Italy or whatever. Like it waslike, you know, really like it
was really it looked like you werein a pub, you know, like
a legit place. And I waslike, yeah, man, like that's
cool. Even the wife doug it. I was like, why can't we
do this? She's like, no, now you have the basement. I
was like, okay, you do, I mean drinking you doing? I

(51:21):
know, Yeah, you're gonna havejust the you know. I can't wait
to get you a Miller high LifeNeon sign that you can hang behind the
bar. A couple of talk backsfrom over the weekend. You can always
get us on a talkback, justgo to the app, So to WZXL.
You'll find a little red microphone.It's the iHeartRadio app, and you
search w ZXL too. This one, okay, First one, I think

(51:42):
it is from your wife's friend.It's my wife's cousin who is making fun
of the Delco accent that every oneof my wife's family has. Yohan,
mister wanna Day. I don't knowwho you think you are talking to my
girl like that, but you betterdo the dishwasher and run the vacuum and
frigging hanging the shelf, and don'tbe frigging around like that because we're not

(52:06):
playing those games, all right,Get get her done? Thank you?
What's this shelf you have to hang? Is that you I didn't I don't
remember hanging a shelf, but I'msure I did. But that is a
dead on Delco accent. If you'refrom Delco, sorry that's how you sound.
Second one, this is a littlecritique of the show. This just
kind of rides on me a littlebit. He doesn't like the ending of

(52:29):
the show. Now we have anending of the show with some clips of
people have called in and some otherstuff. The reason we haven't changed it
in a while is because there's agentleman on there who has passed the way.
He was a good friend of theshow who died. He had for
years. You'd hear him advertise hehas the crab shack down at the Biding
Creek. It was the Biding CreekCrabshack, and he passed away last year,

(52:50):
so we leave it in honor ofhim. We also he also would
sound like any tropical storm, anyhurricane tornado that came through, or if
somebody died, he would call himfrom heaven as that's celebrity. Yeah,
he would call up hiss like let'ssay Hurricane Katrina or Hurricane Sandy, and
just use his voice like he wouldn'tchange his voice. Then he would just
talk as the hurricane and it wasawesome. Yo, boys, I've been

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a listener since day one, backin the eighties when it was just music.
But your show is great. Ilove you guys, but it is
time to change up your closing,your closing act. I'm tired of hearing
the piggy. I'm tired of hearingChicky. If he can't war, if
he can't get it warm by now, there's something wrong with Chicky. But
we gotta do something about this.Change it up, put these pot put

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these things on here or something.But I respect that and I will work
on change. At the ending ofthe show, we're gonna go, we're
gonna you know, we'll get theteam together. Yeah, and we'll see
what we can come up it andpost. Well, here comes that ending.
Everybody, thank you for calls thatthey always welcome to the show.
Glen, we know a part ofit stayed there. We'll kick off a
rock block. It is one hundredpoint seven. The excel Ceter is his

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rock station z x L Morning Show. When you're smiling, smiling the smiles
at you and when you're loving,Oh you love, when the sun comes
shining through. When you're crying,let you bring on the rin right,

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gonna stop your shot and stop yourside well to be happy. And then
where are you smiling? Let's justsmiling, keep on smiling. I'm smiling,
rocking around, man, I knowyou guys are all my love.
Look at me, guys on myway and work r she's a guy.
Yeah, warming up ship and I'mlike I'm a down. Yeah, we're

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rocking. Hey, thank you youshot, You're the best. How you
doing Yeah, keep you laughing,then you guys are great. Good morning
guys, Hilario got it? OhGod, is it my radio or are
you only broadcasting in MANA. Thisis the rain in DJ probably better like

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if you're on it, I wouldlisten to it. Man, getting up
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