TUESDAY 5-7-24

JAY LENO HATES HIS DAD, NOT REALLY.  

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What's happening? Was that a ofurine next to your truck this morning?
Uh? Wow, good question.I saw it coming in. Yeah,
it was in the upright position.I looked at yellow. Yeah I
didn't. I didn't really want to, you know, do some research,
so I just let it be.But I'm like, yeah, that looks
like it was like a seven toeleven big gulp cup, and it looks

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like somebody probably used it as ajurnal Yeah. We call them hot boxes,
no hot bottles, hot bottles,and you had to pee in a
bottle. Yeah, and you couldthrow it at another car called a hot
bottle. I got a check.And see, I don't know, I've
I've urinated out front before when wehad a we had an issue here with
the bathrooms. Yeah. I wasalso just being lazy, so I would

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just you know, urinate right bymy truck. But yeah, I never
thought to put it in a cupthere, and yeah, it's not a
place for it, Like, Idon't know, that's a full drink.
So what are you doing with yourdrink? And you're lazy, you're too
lazy to put it in the trashcan? Or are you saving it for
something to put it down by themissay? A lot of questions in that
cup. Yeah, there's a lotof weirds that happens. I'll go taste
it. A lot a lot ofweirdness happens overnight in and around this building

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because we're in beautiful downtown West AtlanticCity. Yeah, yeah, you gotta
love a lot of different groups ofpeople that are hanging out. Yeah,
I miss the smokers and I missedthe the trash talkers on the cell phones.
I don't catch that anymore. Asmoking group out front. There's a
there's a like a nursing program andduring the day, all the nurses are
out there smoking. Yeah, andthey they told them they can't do it

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anymore. They had to like runbecause they were they were creating a wall
of smoke when you walked into thebuilding. And people were complaining a lot
of baby daddy drama too. Onthe phone too. You hear that conversation
going on. So as we're leavingfor the day, they're coming in to
their classes and a lot of thebaby daddies are are dropping them off.
I see that, and a lotof they're fighting. There's a lot of

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like yelling as he's driving away.Yeah. Yeah, by the time for
every time I heard bitch, havea great day, be a rich man.
Right now, everybody, Uh,it's Tuesday. We're gonna dive into
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Good morning. Here's some news.Used three anti wind power groups are suing
New Jersey to overturn a key environmentalapproval for a wind energy farm planned off
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wind farm project meets the requirements ofa federal coastal protection law. Atlanta Shores
is one of three proposed wind farmsoff New Jersey's coast that have preliminary approval.
If it's just Phil Murphy, Ihave yet to meet anybody, it
says man. I wish they putthose wind turbines. Yeah, I don't
know anybody that wants it, especiallypeople that live here. Sure, so

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yeah, I don't know. Theykeep it keeps getting shot down, and
they keep just bringing it back tolife. An Atlas five rocket carrying astronauts
for the first time was fueled forblast off yesterday, and it was to
boost Boeing's long delayed Starliner Crew Faeryship in the orbit for its first piloted
test flight. But they scrapped it. Yeah, until the door flies off

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a space show. Yeah, poorboeing dude, they've had a rough couple
of weeks. But don't say anythingelse. You will commit suicide. Yeah
yeah, yeah, they'll kill you. So one of the astronauts, the
Commander Barry Butch Wilmore, said,look, you'd rather be on the ground
wishing you were in space that inspace wishing you were on the grounds.

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He makes a great point. NASAsaid in a blog post yesterday the launch
will be delayed at least until Friday. A Florida entrepreneur who failed to revive
in Atlantic City Casino is fighting forhis stake in Miss America, suing the
organization's top executive, alleging she divertedcompany money for her family's financial gain.
Glenn Strap, he was the guythat took over revel. Yeah right,

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and remember he was running extension cordsacross the boardwalk the generators. I need
to keep the fans going. Sohe didn't get all moldy like this guy.
Like the city had to come inand say, you can't just shut
the power off to a building likethis, sir. So he's suing.
Robin Fleming, the chief executive officerof Miss America, and its entities,
seeking more than twenty million in damages. I guess I forgot he bought Miss

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America and this woman apparently, andmaybe he did some shady stuff with some
money, did you. There's noway you're gonna get this. So it's
not Atlantic City anymore? Right?The Miss America patch hasn't been in years.
Do you know where where they haveit now? No? Connecticut.
My mom used to love this thing. She used to talk about going to
the four War. What was itthe shoe right, Yeah, she go

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get all the women's shoes. Soyeah, it's in It's in Connecticut.
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twelve point seven ZXL South Jerseys RockStation ZXL Morning Shot. I don't know,

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man, this just sounds I can'teven say the word I want to
say. We used to say itgrowing up, but I'm not gonna use
that word. It's a bad word. You tell me if I'm right or
wrong. Now, my wife andsome neighbors, right, the wives,
they all get together now. Theystarted this last year and I love it.
They go on a little cruise.They go like a like a three
day getaway. It's a little cruiseto the Bahamas. They go, they

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have a great time. They laughed, they drank, They had an amazing
time. They had these magical Frenchfries. I don't know what that's all
about, but apparently they drank somuch they ate French fries at night.
So they had a great time.Yeah, it's all you do on a
cruise. So what happens now isnow one of the husbands now he wants
to put together a guys thing,right, And I'm like, this is
kind of the girls thing. LikeI love the fact that they do this

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and it's it's it's their thing.It's it's it's what they put together.
They having a good time. Wedon't, we don't need to do this,
but listen, I'm all about aboys trip, right. Anytime you
want to do a boy's getaway,I'm down with it. We did a
little ac thing. It was fine, it was a good time. That's
a guy who's like, you feellike you're trying to compete against the girls.
Yeah, if you're gonna go outthere, then I'm gonna go out

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there. And it's also it soundslike guys who don't get out and have
fun like I like, I cango out like I don't get guys who
I guess they're wives, make themstay in all the time, and then
you can take them out and theyact like like nutballs. And we do.
We do wing nights like that.That's our thing. Anytime we want
to we go out and we grabwings at the bar, and that's that's

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our thing. So he wants toput together like a like a boys trip.
Now he wants to go first though, the first thing that came up
was he wanted to do an allinclusive like a Bahamas all inclusive, Right,
Yeah, but I kind of turninto like, now you want to
do like the same kind of cruisethey did. Now. It is very
it's very affordable. It's it's youknow, it's all inclusive to me.

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But then you just do a bunchof guys on an all inclusive That's what
I Yeah, that's and that's whatI'm getting at, Like, like I'd
rather go with my wife. Okay, that's what I said. Now I'm
dragging my feet. These are guyswho just don't like being married. They
just want to go out and likeI don't. I don't even know what
they want to get. They wantto escape their life, their their kids,
their dogs, their wife. Theyjust they they need to do something

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to get away. To me,I even said it's them. I was
like, isn't this kind of likea couple's thing. If I'm gonna go
to an all inclusive, I'm gonnago, I'm gonna hang at the bar,
I'm gonna hang at the pool withmy wife is in a little bathing
suit. I'm gonna have sex withher. We're gonna go out to dinner,
We're gonna dress that you have tohave sex with the neighbor. That's
that's what an all inclusive is.It's a couple's thing. I said,
if you guys, and I evenmentioned too, I said, if we're

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gonna do a guys trip, youwant to go back to Nashville, that's
cool, little guys trip. Youwanna go to Key West and do some
deep sea fishing or something like that. I'm down for a guys guys trip.
I don't know. I'm just notlaying by a pool with I just
I'm gonna lay by a guy.Yes, it's just not that. That's
to me. Isn't a guy's tripman? A mountain hike or something.

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Man? So this is what Idon't get. Your wife's gone, enjoy
the house and her not being there, Oh we will, sure right,
Like to me, that's the vacation. Your wife's gone for three four days,
enjoy Unless he's stuck home with thekids and all that stuff. Then
I gotta ask, well, thenwho gets where the kids go? And
you ever have like you ever growup like with a with a brother,

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and the little brother wants to copyand do what the big brothers doing.
The big brothers just stop doing everythingI'm doing. Yeah, that's what.
It kind of feels like it feelslike, let them go, let the
girls do this. Yeah, yeah, well I don't Okay, I like,
like I just said, what aboutthe kids. How about this,
Let the wife go out have agood time, and you'd become a good
dad and you really dive in.Maybe do something cool with your kids.

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You know, maybe maybe it's notall about going to the all inclusive and
getting blacked out drunk every day.Maybe you go up to Cooper's town with
the kids and you see the BaseballHall of Fame. Maybe you take them
up to the Poconos. Just draggingmy feet because I'm like, you know,
if you guys come at me witha real guy strip, it's not
about it's not about my wife notletting me go. We've never done that.

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Let's mead to those down to thoseguys it is it sounds like they
have wives who don't let them dothis kind of stuff. Like if you
want to say, hey man,you know, look, our wives are
gone, so let's do like agolfing or play three three days of golf,
right, Okay, I kind ofget that, but yeah, to
go with three dudes doing all inclusive, it's just that's a couple of things,

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especially when you're not searching for women. Maybe they are doing too.
Yeah, now you look at me. I go out there, I pull
my shirt off. Now I'm goingto be approached by women. And I
got to write these women off.While I'm at the All Inclusive. Somebody
even offered to go on a golfingtrip, and I'm like, I'm not
even a good enough golfer to goon a golfing dispension with guys. Man,
it matters how far it is tooto me. It's like, I

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don't know how far am I willingto travel for golf right right, I'm
not a good enough golfer. Idon't enjoy it that I enjoy it around
here, you and I and twentyfive dollars worth a cart. That's what
I said. I said, Hey, guys, okay, let's plan a
staycation. The girls are away.Every day, we go play golf,
we hit up wing night, youknow, we do all that kind of
sue. You can enjoy it righthere, right here. And I got

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so many things I do, man, I'm always I got so many trips
and stupid things playing. I'm like, I don't think so, guys,
and those are guys who just wantout. Yeah, they want to go
and tie a couple off, andthat's cold or on. I don't know,
man, I got Yeah, Ineed my wife. If I'm going
to an all inclusive yeah, I'mbringing my woman with me. I saw
three guys walk in all together toan all inclusive Yeah, I think three

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gay guys. Yeah. Oh,I'm definitely getting upside down pineapple bathing suit.
If I go, look, weget back, We'll do some rock
news and Scottie rock News. It'seither teasing us the guys from Rush that
are living, which would be AlexLikeson and Geddy Lee. Alex was being

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interviewed and I guess they said,hey, like, how do you shake
the rust off? If you andGeddy ever did go out and do something
Rush, that's a trick question.He said. It's actually been pretty cool.
Geddy comes over to his house likeonce a week and they'll just jam
out the Rush songs. So theyare sor they're getting ready for something.
He said, No, he said, it's just a way for us to

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get to keep sharp. You know, they've done anything in ten years since
the death of mel Pert. Hesaid, we decided that we would play
some rush songs because you know,we haven't played these songs in ten years.
We started that a couple of weeksago. We get together one day
a week at his place, myplace. We just picked some rush songs
and we started playing them and wesound like a really really bad rush cover

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band. Oh, he said,yeah, I had to shake a lot
of rust off. Let's see hereMichael Anthony from Van Halen. He was
being interviewed and he said that itis true that there have been talks,
or at least there were talks aboutgetting a Van Halen reunion something off the

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ground. And there were talks beforeEddie van Halen died, and there've been
talks after Eddie van Halen died.Okay, now he's heard the rumors and
he started making waves of a coupleof weeks ago that Jason Newstead would be
joining the revamped Van Halen. Iguess instead of Michael Anthony, jo Sat

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Triani would be filling in for Eddie, and David Lee Roth would be part
of it, along with Alex vanHalen, who woof gang be a part
of it, don't you want to? So? So he said a couple
of years ago before Eddie died.He said that both Alex and David Lee
Roth reached out to Michael Anthony andsaid, hey, we're thinking about doing

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this thing, and that was theone they talked about, bringing every member
of Van Halen. You would haveSandy songs, Dave songs, Woofy would
play. He would even have theguy from Extreme to do. He could,
Yeah, you could do the onesong more than words. So anybody
who was attached to Van Halen wouldcome out on that tour that didn't happen.

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And when asked why these tours aren'thappening, he's very vague, Michael
Anthony, and he said, let'sjust say there's one person that's kind of
causing it not to happen. Theway he makes it sound is Wolfgang.
He's got this one. Well,Wolfgang's got his own thing going and he's

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like, I don't know if Iwant to go back out, and is
it his thing? His things doing? All right? Man? Yeah,
he's got that uh, the thew v H it's called uh and uh.
He's opening up for I think theRolling Stones on a couple of dates.
So yeah, it seems like MichaelAnthony is pointing the finger at Wolfy

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saying that that Wolfy is the onethat's kind of dragging his feet. Uh,
I know you're a big Mic andthe Mechanics fan. In the Wonder
Years in Living Years, in theLiving Years, right, that was the
one song that Yeah, they're they'regoing out on tour with that one song
that you hear occasionally. It's gonnabe called looking Back, Living the Years

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twenty twenty five. Got he Honestly, he has one song. So it's
gonna kick off March of twenty twentyfive. Uh, the closest show if
you want to see Mike and theMechanics now so that they have a new
vocalist, Andrew Roachford. And thenit's the one guy from Genesis, right,
Mike Rutherford. And there's another dude. Oh uh. It's a good

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song. It's a good one song. It's a very sad song if you
listen to the words fuck it.I think it's like the dad dies and
the kid like thinking about his dad, which is the opposite of the way
I think about my dad. Buta year come on, it really is
a sad song. Well, thatone song. If you want to be
saddened by that song in a year, just about a year, a little
less than a year. We haveto travel over to London April fourteenth at

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Royal Albert Hall. That's where youcan see Mike and the mechanics. They're
going to be going on tour,getting getting the band back together. Wait
a minute, not wrong, Theyactually had another song. What was the
other song? Ah? All Ineed is a miracle? Oh, all
I need it is you? Dundun dun dun da. I might like

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All I Need is a miracle morethan the Wonder Years or the Living Years.
I'm getting a call. It's actuallymy ringtone. Hold on, it
is a banger. I'm not answeringit though. Hold on, yes,
stay if you want to stay now. Uh. The Living Years wasn't number

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one hit. All I Need isa Miracle reached the top ten. Uh.
There you got some rock point seventhe XLS out Jersey's rock station where
you can rock the back nine am. This morning, be listening for
that keyword your first shot at onethousand dollars all day. I like to
take people behind the curtain sometimes.And uh and yesterday, two things you
did made me laugh. Okay.One one, I was surprised because usually

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you're on top of this. Butbehind the scenes. We talked to the
very funny Jay Leno yesterday and uhso we'll be uh, we'll be playing
that interview in the next couple ofdays. But he was fantastic dude,
right, a really good guy.And I've come around on Jay Leno.
I was always a Letterman guy.Yeah, me too, And but I've

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seen enough interviews with him where letLetterman just seems angry in his old age,
where Leno just never says anything bad, you know, even when it
comes to Letterman, he's just like, you know, he keeps a pretty
even keel. We called up yesterday, there was no there was no publicist
on the other end saying hey,I got Jay Leno. He's like,
hey, guys, I'm I'm alittle bit early, and it's Jen.
I'm like, of course you are. It is funny because a lot of

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times it'll be uh like the bookerwill be on the phone and like,
uh, I have a Carl Winslowfor you from Family Matters and uh and
yeah, that was just Jay callingfrom his office and he like, Hey,
you can't I call it early orthey shut you down. You got
ten minutes, Jay was just talkingj Yeah, I think we you know,
we probably could have talked to himfor an hour, so so we

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have that, right, So soJay Leno, we'll have that in the
next couple of days. Just pretendthat it's when we play it that we're
really talking to him in real time. Yeah. Oh wow, look Jay,
let the phone. Wow he calledhim again? So, uh no,
what happened? Was the day beforeShannon our promotional queen, She asked,

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because we're doing this really cool Father'sDay promotion where if you go to
the the iHeartRadio app and you searchWZXL, we have a little red microphone
button you cant hit, and wewant you to send a message about the
best advice your dad ever gave you, right, or even the worst advice
your dad ever gave you. Butall you got to do is go to
the iHeartRadio app search WZXL. Soshe said, hey, can you get

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some stuff from Jay Leno, youknow what, like advice that his dad
gave us? Now that she askedus the night before and we both said
yes, right, did we?Yes? Well you should have read Yeah,
I didn't say anything. I didn'tsee that. Well, because you
don't you either, didn't know itwas a it was a text check out.

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So uh So yesterday Shannon, ourpromotional queen, says, hey,
did you get Jay Leno saying somethingabout his dad? Now? Quick?
I we forgot. I had tothink on my feet, so I said,
I know. I said no,Shannon. You know why because Jane
Lenno I had a real bad relationshipwith his dad. Did you make that

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up? And then you come outin the hallway and you go, no,
dude, he's told the story inthe interview about his dad at his
first car. Yeah. I sentin the interview the way and I'm like,
yeah, I know he did,but we were supposed to do this
thing and we didn't do it.So and usually you're pretty quick with that

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stuff. But then the other thingand I couldn't. I'm not like I
get mad, aie you for thatanyway. I think it's funny. It's
the first time I saw your braces. Oh yeah, dude. I just
started giggling through it. Yeah,I'm looking at my mouth now. It
It did throw me off because Ihadn't noticed them before. Because you sit
in front of a bunch of monitorsand it blocks my view and I try

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not to smile on them out thatlike my wife wants to take pictures of
us going out for date nights andI refuse to smile. So you're talking
to us and uh, and nowI just I can't stare. I can't
help but stare at your braces.People are doing it too. Like my
neighbor was out running, I stoppedto hang out and talking to me,
and I almost would say, yes, dude, I got I got braces.
I have braces. So Jay Lenodoes love his father, and uh,

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I thought, you know what,I'm in the bedroom, like he
said he hated his dad. Iwas like, maybe that was a stepdaddy.
And then you always have this information, so I'm like, no,
I just made that up. Wakingup a truck with his dad. I
just made that up quick because wewere supposed to get something for him for
the Father's Day promotion or from him. Oh right, you don't know.
Yeah, So you made up thefact that they had a bad relationship dad

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and she and she bought it hookline and sinker too. Until you came
out, I said, no,no, his dad. He talked about
his dad and his truck with hisfirst first question pulled you aside and said
that, yeah, he normally we'repretty we're like shaking bake here. Usually.
Uh, we really faded off onone another. But then you came
off. You're like, oh therewas a stepdad. I'm like, oh,

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I can't make sense. Yeah.So then I had a think on
my feet again because I knew wewere supposed to do something and didn't do
it. So then I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, that
was his stepdaddy was talking about shebelieved. I'm like, oh, damn,
I don't know. But the bracesreally threw me for a loop.
I hate him man. Yeah,I was like, huh, look at
that. Okay, it is thefirst time I really saw them. Yeah,
right too. I got this isa very cool thing. I got

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three concerts. You pick which oneyou want to go to? Do you
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We knock out some headlines one hundredpoint seven the XLS Outh Jersey's rock station

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where we care about dads, butwe look over Mother's Day. Yeah,
I thought about that. We weredoing something really cool for dads, but
moms. Yeah, we just tossedthe side. Yea. So we actually
started the week of Father's Day,No the week of day, but we're
starting a Father's Day promotion. Soif you go to the iHeartRadio app and
you search WZXL, there's a littlered microphone button. You hit that and

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we're asking you to tell us somegood advice Dad gave you, or it
could be bad advice, or itcould be bad advice that you ended up
not taking and up working out foryou got be honest, man, like
we're going to talk about this.I actually did try to think of something
my dad told me that was positivein my life, like like words of
I don't know, some type ofencouragement, some type of I don't know,

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something I got from my father thatI could take with me. I
got absolutely nothing. My dad wasnot like the dad is sat down and
said, hey, son, wenever had heart heart it was that was
a great Dad. Loved my dad, But we never sat down and had
a heart to heart. No,we didn't have We didn't even have the
sex talk. I don't know howI figured that out. I guess from
a magazine somewhere or something. Butyeah, man, we never had like

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we never did that. And Iknew I knew Dad's man. For my
friends of mine, I go outthere to watch in the baseball games,
they like even Dad. Even whenit came to sports, like I I,
I always relied on coaches, notlike my dad was. Never my
coachy never threw the ball around,We never hit the ball, never did
any of that. And I wasI tell you the story. This is

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where I feel like I became notmore of a man than my dad.
But I saw age and my dadand that that's where he. Uh my
buddies are playing basketball in the driveway. It's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
they they're throw the me the ball, and we threw them the ball
and he went went to catch itand he trips and he fell through our

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front door. Yeah, embarrassing.And at that point, I don't know,
I was, I was thirteen fourteen. I was like, okay,
I think I could take my dadin a fight. Yeah. So we
had dads from like like my myfriend's dads would play sports with us,
Like they've come out and shoot basketball. Yeah, go to football round.
Now my days they get a headerthrough a storm door. I always remember,
like I guess I thought when youhit forties you couldn't walk anymore because
they were like in their forties,but they all had really bad knees.

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And now I totally get that.Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, one
hundred percent. So jump off thetalk back feature and send them in.
We're gonna pick the best ones,and of course you're gonna win an amazing
prize pack here. And it's it'sreally easy. You go to the iHeartRadio
app, you search WZXL, hitthe red microphone button. That's our talk
back and send us some good advicethat dad gave you, and it's your
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Cooler, so we're going to bedoing that for the next couple of weeks.
And yeah, just toss mam aside. It's all about that here.
Yeah, and before we jump intosome of the talkbacks we do have.
Last week, Shannon was out andabout yes, pretty much emotional, Yeah,
pretty much putting the phone in everybody'sfaces who didn't want it at wah
Wah and asking them if they gotgood advice from their question. Do you
imagine this? You just want coffee, right, It's it's seven o'clock in

(26:25):
the morning, You just want coffeeat a wah wah cigarettes and this little
crazy blonde woman runs up to youand just shoves the phone in your face.
Yeah, here's a feel. Okay, what's the best advice your dad
ever gave you? To put alittle bit aside what you make for a
rainy day? Okay? Not terribleadvice, solid advice, yea solid advice.
Not with this inflation though, No, the best advice your dad ever

(26:47):
gave you? I got nothing foryou, son. You get a job
with insurance. Okay, that's smart. It's good. It's good to have
a job with insurance. Best adviceyour dad ever gave you spoke to my
work. Stay bet. This isactually pretty good. Keep your head down,
stay busy. I like it.This isn't terrible. Okay. What's
the best advice your dad ever?Behavior? No advice is the best advice.

(27:11):
No advice is the best advice.That's pretty much. I've got to
get to work and I'm just tryingto fill up my coffee. You can
get the phone out of my face. You're blocking my car. Yeah.
What's the best advice your dad evergave you? None? Because I don't
even know where he's at. Yep, that's what I expected. You were
going to get some of that too. So here's a few that came in
one hundred point seven. Oh wait, you say you now it's me.

(27:34):
What happened? Oh? There weare. I'm sorry, Here we are.
The best advice my dad gave mewas to fly a kite with a
fishing rod. It's actually the mostefficient way to fly a kite. Fishing
rod I'll put that up there withthe straw and the popcorn trick. That's
actually a pretty efficient way to flya kite. That's that's pretty awesome.
Yeah, yeah, all right,fishing around the fly kite. That genius.

(27:56):
Dad. Hi there, I'm Lisafrom lynn Wood. I'm forty eight,
and the best advice my father evergave me was that d's get degrees,
and not that. I tried toget d's in college, but it
did lessen my stress. So Istrive for a's and b's. I understand.
I get that too. I getit. You know, once you
get that degree, you just gottaget it. No one's ever gonna look

(28:19):
at your grades. Right, youjust got the piece of paper. It
is Bernie. I'm just calling into share what my father told me.
The best advice he gave me wasto be patients son, not rush anything,
and if you fail, don't quit, never give up. They all
have real dad. It's good forthat was his dad, Mickey from the

(28:40):
Rocky Movies. Yeah, it's supereasy. You go to the iHeartRadio app,
you type in WZXL, you hitthe red microphone button, send us
a message on some good advice yourdad gave you which their dad was my
dad. Yeah, the fishing rod, flying of kites pretty awesome. That
is pretty awesome. Look we getback, knock Out, Trash, oh

(29:10):
love track, anything thirty on ornothing, anything racket rock or roughing yet
the Long Crash. I figured thiswould be an issue. Uh. Aaron
Hernandez's family's coming out saying that they'renot very happy with The Tom Brady Rose

(29:34):
because there was something I'm only abouthalfway through we win. We were watching
it in the studio yesterday, dude, everyone was taking shots and Aaron Hernandez,
yeah, I thought it was alittle uncomfortable too. I didn't think
about his surviving and I think aboutthat too. There was a lot of
shots about OJ too, and yougot to think, man, okay,
you know Nicole Brown Simpson, herfamily still you know, kick him right.

(29:57):
The Goldman's are still out there kickit. So it's like, eh,
yeah, a little uncomfortable. Familysits down to watch it together.
They want to watch the Tom BradyRose head right out. The batty comes
out with a O J Jersey onyeah, and he's like he's like,
I'm I'm watching this from hell.It was well, Aaron Hernandez. His
fiance well bashed it a little bit, and she really said Nicki Glazer was

(30:21):
the one that went too far.But even like his teammates were like goofing
on him, and not even goofingon him that he killed people, but
like he committed suicide. Yeah,yeah, she said, Well she had
him ring around his neck. Tomselling you know Tom Sellick is yeah man
magna pie. But he's been onthis show Blue Bloods for fourteen years.

(30:41):
He still looks good too. Dude. I don't know anyone who watches this
show blue Bloods, but it's beenon the air for fourteen years, right,
I get grandma's watch Blue Bloods.I guess he owns an old avocado
farm in California, And he said, I guess the show just got canceled.
And he said it's a sixty threeacre California ranch. If he doesn't

(31:03):
have a job, he's gonna losethe farm. Wow, he said,
he's Look, he goes, Ihave enough money to be very comfortable for
all my life, he goes,But it's a lot of work to take
care of this ranch, and withoutmy blue blood paycheck, I might have
to lose it. Aren't you makingmoney off the ranch? I thought you
were. I don't think so.It's an old avocado farm, so I

(31:26):
think now it's just a ranch,So I don't think it's a money making
entity. And I'm sure it's expensivein California to take care of a sixty
three acre ranch. Does he getunemployment when that happens? I mean,
can you do? We do?I mean, okay, they did a
magnum p I reboot that's been onfor the last couple of seasons. You
see any money from that? ThisTiffany Hattis needs to stop driving. She's

(31:52):
got like three DUI's. She's acomedian and she was just involved in another
car crash. This time it doesn'tlook like Booze was involved, though,
Yeah, maybe she didn't. Wejust take that driver's license away. I
mean, does she have I canhave somebody drive me around money. Probably.
She's been on a ton of aton of Kevin Hart movies. Christina
Hendricks, she was the hot redheadfrom Madmen. This is nice. She

(32:15):
got married last week and now shehad a second wedding at her own home.
So her mom, who is illand can't travel, kill Yeah,
you do that with destination wedding.She always has one. I did that.
Yeah you DJ'd in my living roomsand yeah I was in your dining
room set up on your table.Al Roker had to skip work the other
day. You know why, thegreat Al Roker why. His dog was

(32:37):
having emergency surgery. So he skippedout of work. He skipped out of
the Today's Show for that. WillardScott wouldn't skip work. Uh, And
Richard Simmons, he's making headlines becausePaulie Shore is really pushing hard to make
a movie about his life. Sohe apparently went and sent a voice message

(33:00):
to his fans. He said,Hi, everybody, it's Richard, thank
you, thank you so much forreading my messages. Roses are read.
Violencer Blue, do you know howmuch I love you? Of course he
did have a beautiful day by fornow. While he has occasionally posted on
social media, it was always text. So people are happy that you're actually

(33:21):
hearing his voice. Some a couplemonths ago were afraid that he was actually
dying. He doesn't want the documentHe doesn't want to. He doesn't want
it done right, this documentary they'regonna Oh, he doesn't want to.
He's not sure if he wants PullyShort to play off. Oh is that
what it is? Because I wonderwhat his life is like, like he's
there behind the scenes that we don'tknow what story. I know because he
used to go on the Howard SternShow quite a bit. He was a

(33:43):
back kid, got made fun ofa ton right, decided Hey, I'm
gonna lose weight and started just exercising. Opened up gyms around l A.
And uh, you know it waswhen like the aerobics fade, like the
fad Yemen, right, everyone wasdoing aerobics like Jane Fonda. So we
had all these gyms that opened up. And then he's he got like a

(34:05):
TV show and that's when he startedbringing out the real fat women and they
sweat to the oldies, and he'ssweating with the oldies and he's doing the
deal em ole cards. The dude'sworth a ton of money. He was
never in great shape. He alwaysjust a little budgy. Howard Stern used
to bust his balls about that too, that he doesn't for a guy who
talks about health, you don't looksuper health Now. He's not ripped up.

(34:25):
He has no muscle tone. Andhonestly, my mom and her fat
friends. He used to do that. That that dancing to the oldies or
sweating to the oldies. Dude,it wasn't very hard like you're not.
It was not a lot of cardiothere. It's harder than just sitting on
a couch. You're moving around alittle bit, I guess, dude.
The house would be shaken right likeI'd be in the basement and you just

(34:46):
hear like like dust would be comingoff the off the floorboards one seven z
XL, South Jersey's rock station inour ZXL worked force employee. The day
to day, is you good?More? Hey? How are you good?
How are you? I'm good?I'm like hoping to win some concert
kicks. Well, you got threeto pick from. What's your name?

(35:07):
Danielle? Okay, we're gonna tryand pick a what ticket you're gonna pick?
Okay? Ken, Yeah, Igot to know some more about Danielle
first, all right, all right, okay, where do you work?
Danielle? I work at each highschool? Okay, each high school?
Okay, all right, Danielle?How old are you? No? I
can't say, don't don't y'ell's toask a lady that what was it?

(35:30):
Thirty? What I don't mind.I don't care. At thirty five,
Listen, no one calling up asolder than me. I'm fifty, all
right, thirty five. We've definitelyhad older than fifty calling all right,
Danielle. It works to high school. So she wants to be cool at
thirty five, maybe impress some ofthe students. I'm gonna go with Incubus.
She's gonna be cool and edgy andbe like, wear an Incubus concert

(35:52):
t shirt back to school. I'mgoing to guess, wait, wait,
I'm gonna get what was the first? It was Elvis got Stell Daryl Hall.
Yeah, we're going to stick sofar. Yeah, Elvis Costello on
Daryl Hall. Yeah yeah, allright, thinking about that and like,
get bringing my dad. But thenI'm like, I know my husband would
like Incuban, So I think we'regonna do Incuban ticket nailed it. You're

(36:15):
right. See, she wants she'sgonna get like, she's gonna show back
up at school with an Incubus tattooand all the kids are gonna be like,
you're so cool. He's gonna hatethe show. He's gonna say,
why aren't we at Elvis Costello?And yeah, your poor dad. How
about this. You're shoving your dadaside for your husband. I know,
oh man, that's pretty brutal.All right, Danielle, you're going to
see Incubus. That's gonna be Augusttwenty sixth at the Wells Fargo Center.

(36:37):
All right, awesome, thank youso much, And this is all all
in celebration for starting tomorrow. Forone week, you can choose from five
thousand shows that Live Nation is doingfor only twenty five bucks a ticket.
So Danielle, you stay on hold. Okay, yep, thank you.
I messed that up with my picket. That's Hall and Oats. She's taking
that tick. Okay, quest forgotit. It's just Daryl Hall cause it.

(37:00):
So. We're gonna be doing thisall week. We're gonna give you
a choice. You got three shows, Elvis Costello and Daryl Hall at the
man Sticks, Foreigner up in Candeenor Incubus the Wells Fargo Center. You
get the pick. If you hada choice to see Daryl Hall or John
Oates, I'm talking to you.You can't see them together. You have

(37:20):
to pick one. Do you wouldyou rather see Daryl Hall or John Oates?
They're both playing Hall and Oates souls. I don't know enough of who
sung more. I think i'd rathersee Darrel. I think Daryl Hall's the
real talent. Is he the mustacheor no mustang? No mustache, so
he's the beautiful man of pair.Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah,
I think I think Daryl Hall that'sgonna be a good one. Elvis Costello,

(37:44):
he's a man. I'd love tosee Elvis, but he gets weird
at times, and he'll do ashow and not play any hits, right,
just jamming. Yeah, not evenlike he'll play like other people who
play Burt Backer Axe. It's reallynuts. Look, we get back well
knockout some one hundred points out ofz XL, South Jersey's rock station.

(38:06):
To us, we are the ZXLearly morning show. I'll tell you what
it uh. It makes me feelgood because I look at stuff that's going
on in the world, and Ilook at this generation of kids, college
age kids, and I'm like,I shake my head right, and I'm
like, ah, we're in trouble. Yeah, but then things happen like
this, right, like a coupleof years ago is milk smashing. I

(38:28):
thought that was kind of funny wherekids and it's not not for the store
owner, but kids would go inand smash a gallon of milk on the
floor and then pretend the trip.She actually laughed at it. She liked
it. To me, that's funny. You know, they're not eating tide
pods or anything. And uh andyesterday, and I hope it was a
kid, because this is a greatthing that I don't think you can get
in trouble for, and it's sortof creative and it's funny. So on

(38:54):
my way home every day, Itake this road and it's detoured and it's
gonna be closed for one whole year, closed the road down, they call
it. For one year, theyclosed this road down. So now the
detour takes you through like a likea suburban development, and you can tell
the people aren't happy. So theydid that thing where they must have called

(39:15):
the police. And now the policetook one of their old squad cars and
just dropped it on like a drivewayor like a car showed me, weren't
we going to something? And youshowed me that car. Yeah. And
so the problem is it's like thecar from the Blues Brothers. No one's
buying that. The problem is they'veleft the cop car there and it's you

(39:36):
know, when you drive by,you see there's no driver, or they
just dropped an old car there toscare people's slow it down. But they've
left it in the same spot fortoo long because you're supposed to move it
around, right, So it's beenthere. I'm gonna say it's been there
like going on like three months.Somebody yesterday put a for sale sign on
it. Okay, dude, butit's again, I hope it's a kid.

(39:59):
It's funny, and they even detailedit, like they put all the
details of the car on the sign, right, and it's like a legit.
I went to a hardware store andgot it for sale. Sign made
me laugh out loud. Now doesthat number refer you to the police department?
I I couldn't get that closed tothe seat to see. But even
if you're the cops, you haveto laugh at that, because the other

(40:20):
day, with all the pollen,I thought about stopping and drawing a big
dog on the hood, and it'slike, can you even get in trouble
for that? But but yeah,to me, like that's something where even
if I'm the cop that has togo retrieve the car. I'm laughing at
it right, like like, Okay, I get it. We left it
here too long. You know,even the neighborhood's kind of pissed at us.
And if I'm the if I'm theif I put it up there and

(40:43):
I put the for sale sign onthere, I'm gonna give the phone number,
not the emergency number, but I'mgonna give it back to the police
depart and say I'm calling about yourcop car for sale, Cause what do
you do? I mean, man, it made I drove by it.
It's funny, it's it's not hurtinganybody. It's clever, funny and so
it and it definitely made me laughout loud. Maybe it actually is the

(41:05):
a Cuper Township Police Department selling acar. Maybe they are, they are,
but yeah, it's one of thosethings where it's like, I get
what you're doing. You want toscare people to slow down, but we
got to move the car around alittle bit more. You can't stay in
the spot for two months. Ilike this man. They were doing it
on they were doing it on highwayswith the electric signs, and they were
putting kind of cool, catchy littlephrases. And then that got shut down.
Yeah, I would find myself readingthe they said, yeah, they

(41:29):
said they got to stop goofing aroundbecause people are reading the signs instead of
driving a bait. I like it, Dad, I don't know. I
thought it was kind of funny.It wasn't anything every now and they or
anything. You'll get those electric signsand the kids will hack them and they'll
and they'll put just stupid stuff.You know, once again, if it's
not vulgar and it's just funny,Yeah, you're not hurting anybody. And
that's what it is. You don'twant to like like the Senior Prank Week

(41:51):
and all that. That used tobe fun. When they would soap up
the windows to school. Well,the janitor would have to clean it all.
Janitor, it wasn't fun for him. We did a story where they
let into the high school. Iget it, but then turn into hey,
let's throw bricks through the windows ofthe school and graffiti on the side,
and it's not fun anymore. Yeah, I forget. We did a
story like that, and I believeit was a local school in Kimme County.

(42:13):
The kids went and they poured sometype of chemical on the basketball court
and it's like, yeah, youtook it. You took it too far.
Now you've ruined the basketball court.But like I was just pleasantly surprised
by it's a funny joke. It'sa cop car that's been sitting there empty
way too long. Somebody put usfor sale sign on it. I hope
it was a kid. And itwasn't like, oh I threw a brick

(42:35):
through the window, right it was. It didn't hurt anything. It took
some tape and a sign and itjust it. Like I said, even
if you're a cop, you gottalaugh. You should get that number.
Next time I like to call,I'll drive by. Yeah, I like
to see where that number goes.Yeah, we'll see if the sign lasted
twenty four hours. Look we getback, we'll do a thing called you
think you have a bet, youthink you got it. I don't think

(43:01):
we have it bad. I wasnumber a person. I know people do
this. They'll drink pedia light whenthey're hungover. Electrolytes, right, yeah,
that's right. It's like what yougive like kids when they're dehydrated,
and Gatorade was our go two growingup. That's all sugar stands is all
you're do is just you're you're you'repumping sugar in your body. Gatorade was

(43:21):
is what possibly could be the worstthing to drink when you're active, And
how Gatorade was able to con allthose sports and all those youth sports.
Right, what they do just sendthem a Gatorade bucket. Yeah, all
this is sugar man, it's likefake. It's you. You might as
well drink a diet coke and thengo run around a basketball court. Michael

(43:45):
Jordan, he was we all wantedto be like my remember the commercial they're
sweating out Gatorades coming out of theirbody. Yeah, because you're all hopped
up on sugar. IV drips noware a big thing when you're hungover.
Uh, So they become a crossoversensation in health, wellness and the travel
sphere. You might even see thempopping up more frequently in hotels now,
spas, resorts, casinos, andsome shopping areas. It's for when people

(44:08):
drink too much. So. Awoman who runs Pure Drop IV says,
our clients are able to use theIV drips to rehydrate and go to hardy
dose of B twelve vitamins and vitaminC to get back in action and perked
up again so they could go backout and drink. Yeah. I know
a lot of guys are doing thison their their bachelor parties, where like

(44:28):
the next morning christ like machines,They'll have someone come over and like hook
you up with an IV They getsyou ready for the next day. Yeah.
I might sound like I'm a responsibleadult here, but maybe the issue
is you drank so much the nightbefore that you can't even function the next
day. I think about that now, I can't even do it anymore.
No, it really is if you'regoing to really tie one on. Yeah,

(44:52):
I have to think days out becauseI'm like, okay, the next
day's a wash, and maybe eventhe day after that, Like it could
now at the age where a hangovercould lead into two days. I wait
till these are like I don't evenare they take home kits? Are we
soon to put ivs in our arms? And this woman I don't think is
a real nurse. Sometimes things,uh, you just make common sense,

(45:15):
right, Things are just you're like, hey, this is common sense.
Why can't people figure it out?Not anymore, but some things need to
be spelled out. One of thosethings, it seems, is the proper
etiquette when using an airplane bathroom.So this is coming from some airline workers.
Here are the rules. Okay,if your aim isn't good and you
miss, take some time and cleanup after yourself. Okay, all right,

(45:37):
flush? That sounds pretty obvious,right. If the toilet paper falls
on the floor, how about youpick it up and throw it away?
This should be. This is allbathrooms, right, this should be.
You're right, this should be allbathrooms. Wipe down the sink area if
there's water everywhere, and uh,don't and this is an airplane thing.

(45:58):
Don't go in the laboratory bare orjust with socks. No, don't even
take your shoes off on an airplaneeither. No that when did that become
a thing? I don't know,man. Uh, And we'll wrapping up
with this one. Last Wednesday,Joshua Colutka was arrested in Florida as cops
were investigating a theft of a boat. Police were canvassing the area looking for

(46:19):
the suspect when they noticed a blondewoman wearing a white cartigan sweater over a
light blue dress and large sports sunglassesexiting a house. It didn't take long
after stopping the woman for them torealize she was a he and that he
was the suspect they were looking for. On social media, one commenter thanked
the man for being inclusive, becausediversity matters in the criminal world too,

(46:42):
So this guy tried to pull theold Oh no, I'm just a woman.
I'm not the guy you're looking for. There you go. Those people
they have a bet you not somuch. This Father's Day one hundred point
seven ZXL soustairs his rock station ZXLMorning Show. My wife said, I
had to be interested in things mykids were interested in, even if I'm

(47:04):
not interested in them. I mean, I guess, but it's hard,
man. Kids are kids are inthe dumb stuff, thank you. So
here here's what it is. Like, he's into him and my little guy.
They play Fortnite, right, They'relike the Fortit video game. Okay,
I I know adults they're in that, So I have no interest in
it. Like, if I'm gonnafire up a game, it's gonna be
med. I do have Call ofDuty downstairs, and I tried it once

(47:28):
and what it turns into is Ijust keep getting shot. I'm not good
at the game, So yeah,I don't play the game. So my
son comes down and he wants tobe He wants me to be interested in
the game. He showed me likethese videos and stuff online. I know
it's it's and it's hard and youshould probably pretend, but you know,
like this is dumb. Well that'swhen I tell him. I was like,
my dad didn't take an interest inMike Tyson's punch Out. No,
not at all. You know,take an interest in Techamo Bowl, No,

(47:51):
didn't. He didn't come to mygraduation. He was interested. I
graduated from high school. But Itell my kid, I said no.
I was like, I was like, son was like, I have no
interest in this. He just takesthe laptop and goes to the other room,
and he's like, well, youprobably should show some interest. I'm
like, it's stupid, the wholegame. I have no interest at all
in this game. It's like,well, you want him to think that
you're interested in thinks he's interested.I'm like, okay, I mean I

(48:14):
come here to show me the game, show me to think what are you
talking about here? Yeah? I'vebeen actually pretty lucky. Man. My
my oldest son, he was acomic book dork and I so I knew
a lot about that. Yeah,right, so I could I could relate
with him there. He was likea Star Wars dork. I know a
lot about Star Wars. My littleguy. He is now way into sports

(48:37):
and not I mean he loves togo out and play sports, but I'm
talking like statistics, you know,yes, records, right, like who's
who's playing, who's playing, what, who's playing? Where this trade?
That trade? So like that's kindof cool. I can relate to that.
Yeah, you know, he's kindto watch a baseball game or football.

(48:57):
We did, man, and lastweek it was so cool they had
it. But you know, Ithink, YESU ended up having a four
o'clock game too, but it waslike a four o'clock game. He gets
off the bus, Me and himjust chilled that afternoon and watched the Phillies
game and that was cool, man, Like I can relate with that,
right. But yeah, if hecame home and it's like, hey,
can you join me in a gamea Fortnite? Yeah, I have no
interest in it. Sorry, buddy, I know I know we should.
Yeah, but it's like, eh, eh m, that's what I said,

(49:22):
eh eh, Daddy has other thingsto do, Like he's gonna take
a nap because he got up atfour o'clock in the morning that morning.
Go watch Entourage, as you know, that's what daddy wants. You know.
I watch like five hours of thatyesterday. I found myself being lazy
now during the day. I gottabreak that habit. Uh. Hey,
everybody, thanks your calls, andthey always welcomed on the show. Glen,

(49:43):
We're all a part of it.Stay there, we'll kick off that
rock block. It's one hundred pointseven z XL, South Jersey's rock station
ZXL. Morning sholl when you smiling, you're smiling, smile eleven. Oh
you love o man, the suncomes shining through where you're crying. You

(50:07):
bring on the rim right, I'llstop your shot. Stop this side.
We'll just be happy to where thesmiling where smiling. Keep on smiling.
I'm smiling. Rocking out, man, I know you guys are awesome.
My love looking at me, guyson my way of working r She's like,
oh yeah, warming up ship andI'm like, I'm about here.

(50:30):
We're rocking. Hey, thank youyou shuts you're the best. Yeah,
keep me laughing. Then, youguys are great. Good morning guys.
Hilario let's oh god, is itmy radio or are you only broadcasting in
mona show? This is the ratings. DJ like if you're on it.

(50:52):
I listened to this man getting upin the mornings doesn't suck anymore. He
show was brought to you by theletters W and Jo, Joe and Scottie.
End of discussion.