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Hey, man, what's happening?It's going on with you? Feel great?
Man? I'm back on coffee,okay, correct, But but you're
you're on my coffee side. Yeah, I'm on black coffee, black coffee.
You like my men? Here's theproblem, man, and I like
coffee in the morning. But again, man, it's it's man, let's
see. Here's my coffee. It'sit's black coffee. And I put a
lot of cream in it. See, that's the thing. You're eating ice
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cream exactly. I got the milk, and my wife does the same thing.
She gets the cook tastes so good. It's the shot of coconut.
It's the shot of almond. It'sand it's milk and it's cream. And
it's at this point you might aswell just eat an ice cream con.
I am cream. Then I puthoney in there. Then I got ginger,
I got cinnamon. There's a littlecoffee in the bottom. But I
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feel good on coffee. What I'mtrying to do is eliminate that part in
the morning where I'm just blasting myselfwith a ton of sugar. So yeah,
black coffee'll do it. Man,My black coffee is apparently very good
for you. Yeah. But she, she buys this. She the woman,
the woman in your life, thewoman in your life. Yeah,
it buys like this. It's likean ethiopium blend. It tastes like ass.
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Like it's like my mouth tastes likeass. Well, black coffee doesn't
taste good. You just have toget used to it, figure out a
way to put And it's also supereasy, Like I've been drinking black coffee
for I don't know, twenty fiveyears, and uh, it's super easy.
You just you just pour it inand you're good. You don't need
cause it watching people who pour coffeeand they're like, do you have any
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cream? You sugar? Yeah?I got I gotta like you said,
honey, No, I don't haveany honey. I don't have honey for
you to play in your coffee.Like they don't put enough cream and sugar
in front of me. When Igo to like a diner for breakfast.
There's not enough. I gotta askfor another bowl. And it's like that
little bowls, like hey, Ineed you know it. Just give me
a whole cup of cream and thena little thing of coffee and I'll pour
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it in there. I don't trustanything like the creamers you get at a
restaurant that just sit out in abowl. Yeah, and like it's a
post like everything I know about milkand cream, Like it's supposed to be
refrigerated. Yeah, don't trust it. And it just sits there on the
table and you're like, oh yeah, no, I'll put out the dump
it all in my coffee. Yeah, give me that, Give me that
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that sugar. I forget, Whydon't know what one of the sugars is
terrible for you? They still putthat out. I think it's rat poison.
Oh it's got the uh, Iforget what it's called. The pink
packet just says it's the screams warningbad we use it. Yeah, yeah,
it's a they put it in likesoda and stuff. Everybody. Uh,
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Scotty, good morning. You're somenews forward us. Where are we at?
Is it? What was it?Friday? Tuesday? Tuesday? It's
Tuesday Tuesday. Donald Trump received regularupdates on efforts to cover up salacious stories
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about him when he ran for presidentat twenty sixteen. That's according to his
now defunct lawyer, Michael Cohen,he told jurors at the Trump criminal trial
yesterday. Cohen was among Trump's mosttrusted legal advisors before he became president,
and is now a critic of hisformer boss. On the stand, Cohen
told jurors that Trump had into knowledgeof hush money payments made before the twenty
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sixteen election to two women who claimthey had sex with him. Yeah.
The more this goes on, thebetter he does. He's leading in all
the swings to this guy. Ijust think he's a cool guy. And
Michael Cohen is like a piece ofgarbage. He's exactly what you think he's.
He's that lawyer that has billboards ona bench at a bus stop that
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I call when I got a Yeah. Human remains found in Galloway Township in
June of twenty twenty one have beenidentified as a man last seen in New
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back in twenty eleven. Prosecutor's officesaid morris remains were found in the area
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of South Pomona Road in Galloway Townshipback in June of twenty twenty one.
Investigators are still working to determine howMorris died. Applebee's parent company, Dining
Brands Global, announced they're going tobe closing a bunch of Applebee's in twenty
twenty four. They're expecting thirty fiveApplebee's to close. I'm not an Applebe's
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guy. I'm a Chili's guy.While they're going to be fewer Applebe's restaurants,
Dine Brands Global announced it would beopening twenty five more I Hop restaurants
that they also own. Applebee's hasmore than fifteen hundred locations across eleven countries,
including fifty five right here in NewJersey. I've been the one I
hop once. I went to anI Hop. I remember as a kid,
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remember because it looked like it waslike it was like a chalet in
like Switzerland. It's like pants,and now it's just the like it's just
in a mall parking lot. Iwasn't really impressed with their pants. It
wasn't like like I've been to.The new I Hop was more successful than
Apple bee I've been a nice likenice spots. When they do a nice
breakfast, it's like a big stackof pancakes for everything on top. That's
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not I Hop man. No,no no, And once again, more
of a Chili's guy than a dude. I'll tell you what I miss Fridays,
TG. I was a Friday's guy, and uh Fridays and Bennegans,
those are the two man Chili's has. They have night, they have good
margarita's and there are a dollar areand it got and it got chips and
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It's fifty eight outside right now,one hundred point seven Rock station, the
rock Station XL Morning Shot. Ithought I might have to learn sign language
man, and I can. I'mthinking what I would I do it?
Do I care enough about my kidto go out there and have to actually
learn silentage? Do I have itin me to put the effort in to
learn if I actually had to doit, I'm very good with silence.
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Yeah, we'll give me one.Yeah. Is that when when I pass
by you, I'm I'm riding yourass in the black horse bike. That's
a sign you give me that.I might know that one too. The
rock horns rock horns still get that. So I'm dealing with a deaf kid
like like like like like cool dude. It's so no, not not like
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leopard come on man, death likelike yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo, that's death. So kidman, he has he has terrible ears,
he has to keep getting tubes inhis ears. Now we're about three
weeks away. He's got to goand put you know, get the surgery
tubes. Right, man, hekeeps having him to keep popping out.
I don't I don't know what's goingon with his He might even have partial
loss like of hearing. Like that'skind of scary. Yeah, I thought
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my kid was not listening and thenhe had to get tubes and his ears
are fine after that. But that'san awful and I hated watching my son
go through. Yeah, and I'mtrying to like like I'm it's so it's
like you really are dealing with adeaf kid, and I'm getting frustrated with
him, and I have to rememberthat he can't hear, and we realize
down I guess we realized like recentlythat they are really filling out with fluid
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and he can't hear. But he'swalking by you when I have to say
something, now, hey man,it would be what was it yesterday?
Go put your pajamas on, brushyour teeth, And he just walks by
me like like he's ignoring me.Now, just is ignoring There's a part
of me that feels like he knowsit I'm talking, but he thinks he
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can get away with it. Now, Yeah, because it is annoying.
It's almost like you're watching a kidjust be disrespectful to his parents. And
I've watched it happen with kids thatcan hear perfectly with parents that they don't
respect, and I'm like, man, that kid would get his ass whooped.
That was my kid. But thenit turns into put your but jabas
like like I'm yelling at an oldwoman or an old man because I'm trying
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to blast this information into their headand they're not taking it. I do
that move, I uh, becauseI can't hear worth anything anymore, right.
I think a lot of has todo with twenty five years of wearing
headphones. Oh yeah, so Ican't. I can't hear anything. Well,
I've left playing music at night likeclubs and stuff where my ears ringed
for a day or two, andI know that's not good. Uh.
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So I'll tell people that I can'thear them because I'm deaf, and I
go, no, no, I'msorry, I can't hear out of this
ear, and I'll make them comein closer because I and I really can't
though, I'm not. I don'tthink I'm really deaf, like legally deaf,
but like I'll tell them, yeah, I can't hear out of this
here. Yeah, and that'll makeup a story. Like you know I
was shot as a kid. Ibet if you and I took a hearing
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test, we probably would we probablywouldn't do very well. Yeah, and
phones is not Uh, it's becauselike even right now, right now,
me and you were wearing headphones andit's blasting in my ears. You me,
it's blasting in my ears. Thecool awesome rock music we play is
blasting in my ears. Now Ihave your voice blasting in my ear.
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Yes, I made you death becauseI think about that too, Like I
like there's times where I don't understandwhat people are saying and I have to.
I'm looking at their lips. I'mtrying to really take the little bit
and look at their mouth move andthen I'm trying to get it. So
maybe, yeah, maybe I amlocal hearing. How weird is this?
So I can't hear when someone's rightin front of me and I need to
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like kind of put my head into hear. But I can hear a
conversation like say, at a restauranttwo or three tables away. So you're
long hearing, isn't that weird?Yeah, Like I can hear their conversation
clear as day. But a guywho's right up in front of me,
I can't hear anything at all.Yeah. Now I'm watching my kid walk
by me not listening. I'm like, hmm, if he was really deaf,
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I might have to actually go andI would I actually go and do
the sign language thing and concumulate withwith my kid. But I'm hoping just
the I think I might just hatepeople and I just don't want to hear
what you have to say. Well, yeah, it's like, hey man,
you can play some video games.He hears that perfect hear you know
you want some candy? Yeah,all day long, he'll come heah,
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of course. And now the TV, like like we hang out and watch
TV, like in when I'm fallingasleep, Now the TV until he gets
this thing, this issue addressed.Now the TV's up to like twenty four
twenty six volume. It's blasting.I can hear it all frough the entire
house. I remember my dad,Man, he would fall asleep on the
chair and the TV would be blaringthey would be a rerun of Dallas just
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knots Landing or something. It wouldjust be blaring, and I'm like,
I like, I can hear itup in my bedroom. Do you need
it that loud? But now onthat age and I'm like, I do
need it that loud? Yep.My wife always yells me, She's like,
why is the TV so loud?Because I can't hear? Because you
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married an old man. Look weget back. We'll not got some rock
news. Hello, and Scott As, here's some rock news for you.
Dand Gilmore. All right, ifI put a gun in your head,
don't tell me I can't. IfI put a gun to your head,
Jojo jojo. You know rock music. You have your finger on the pulse
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of rock music. If I puta gun to your head, what band
is David Gilmore from? I amgoing to guess I should know this.
You should one hundred percent. It'sa band we play all the time.
Alison chains Pink Foyd David Gilmore hisfirst US show in eight years, following
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his new solo album Luck and Strange. The constantly take place in Los Angeles
and New York. He'll play theHollywood Bowl October twenty ninth and thirtieth and
Madison Square Garden November fourth and fifth. The Pink Floyd guitarist and singer recently
announced shows that he's gonna do inEurope. He's the guitar player. Gilmore's
fifth album will be his first ofsolo material since the release of Rattle That
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Look back in twenty fifteen. Okay, I'll ask you again, jame On,
Let's do it. This one's gonnabe hard. I know you're not
gonna get this. If I tellyou, Alex Lipson, what band does
he play for? Alex Lifson,Alex Leifson, and I'll actually throw in
Geddy Lee. You have a dirtbagfriend that loves this band Rush. Yes,
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I google it. I was stallingRush Alex Lifson. He said that
he's working on new music and talkingabout touring with Geddy Lee at some point
in the future. He said,so many people are getting back together and
they ask if we're going to finda new drummer continue Rush, And honestly,
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I'm proud of the fact that wehaven't. It's been over ten years.
We toured for forty one before that, and when Neil Perk died,
I was done. He couldn't playlike he did ten years earlier. Oh
well, because he's dead and itwas difficult. He did not want to
play even one percentage less than perfect. That was understandable, and it was
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sad when it was over when hedied. Talking about Neil Perk, he
also said, so many people rememberus, and there's sadness amongst our fans
that it ended, and they wantmore. But you can't go back.
We just can't go and get anotherdrummer. You can't go out and play
concerts and make your material. Itjust would not be the same. It
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would just be a money ploy ifwe took concerts kind of guess the dirt
ball friend. I have a lotof them who likes rush. Give me
the initials. A guy that didlaundry at your house? Oh yeah,
yeah, bad hand. Yeah,okay, let's play this game again.
We'll go now, you're you're,you're so far, you're one for two.
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Eric, take my phone. I'mnot gonna guess. Billy Corgan what
band is he froshing pumpkins? Thereyou go. The robot in Small Wonder,
No, he was the kid,not the robot. Robot was a
girl kid. The first trailer forBilly Corgan's upcoming reality TV show, Billy
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Corgan's Adventures in Carneland, has beenreleased. I don't know if you know
this, but Billy Corgan is abig wrestling fan and he bought a wrestling
promotion and the CW is that thelittle thing has done a reality show with
Billy about starting this wrestling promotion.He bought the old nw A. Did
you make money off of that?Nob There's no money to be made.
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So the old NWA, which waslike Rick Flair Wright Sting Ice ice Cube,
that yes, easy. Yeah.So nw A was like old school
Southern wrestling. He bought the wrestlingpromotion and now they have a reality show.
You can get it on the cW. It's available online via their
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app like Hulu and YouTube tv.Uh so, uh so yeah so,
Billy Corgan said, the CW hasmade a big commitment to sports and they
have an incredible top tier streaming platform. Uh He also said, uh every
day I questioned my sanity when itcomes to buying a wrestling promotion because I
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really have a good day job.But this is something on the side.
Talking about him owning the NWA andwhat you really do there. I guess
he's the president. He really lovesLook, I gotta give the guy a
lot of credit. He loves wrestling. Do Mike work? Is he in
the ring? Like? Is helike the Vince McMahon. You got some
money, right, he's got smashingPumpkins money. I don't know if that's
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a ton of money, but it'sa good amount of money. And so
he bought what he wanted to buy, right, And so he bought a
wrestling promotion. You know who's inNWA. I'm almost positive you watch Fox
News, right? Yeah? Theguy Titus who goes on the Greg Guttfeld
show. Yeah, who doesn't looklike anything that should be. He's like
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one of their champions. I'm belaveyeah for him. Yeah, there you
go. Some rock news for Jersey'srock station z XL morning show Rock the
Bank, nine am this morning.Be listening for that keyword. You're shot
at one thousand, thousand dollars thousand. We got famous people down here right
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now, Cape May County. Wegot famous people who well, Taylor Swift
is rumored to have a house inStone Arms, so it is Oprah.
I don't know if you know that. Okay, right, Yeah, but
if you head on down the KateMay. I don't know if you know
this. Cape May is the mostsouthern point of New Jersey. You head
on down to Cape May. TimothyChallamant, who's a big star. I
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don't know who he is, andhe's in the Dune movies. I've never
seen him in a movie, buthe's a big star. Does he have
a house down here? For real? He's doing a movie. They're filming
a movie in Cape May right now. You can go down there and meet
I mean sure, I'll say it. You can go meet him, go
up and high five him and gettackled by security. Timothy Challomant is playing
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Bob Dylan in a Bob Dylan biopic. I guess then they're filming in Cape
May, though I don't think Dylanhas any any history in Yeah, but
uh yeah, so I guess they'reusing Kate May as a backdrop. I
think to a festival that they did, because there's no other backdrop at all
in the world like Kate May ora Bob Dylan movie. Yeah. So
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there's a Bob Dylan movie being maderight literally as we speak, right now
in Kate May. And Timothy Shallamantis uh. I think he was dating
one of the Kardashians. I don't, I think, I don't know.
I've just made that up. Yeah, so he's down there in Kate May
so you can go hit up theUgly mug or there's a good breakfast spot.
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It's uh, it's Oh what's itcalled? Is that that? Uncle?
Uh? What's it? Uncle Ben'spancake cass? No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no no no, it's
it's it's it's a goofle on,like an Alison Wonderland thing. It's one
thing. I know what you're talkingabout. I went there. Yeah,
it's like somebody's house. It's agood spot. It's a good spot.
So I look I like the MadBatter, the mad bad spot that I
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Actually I'm gonna start this rumor.I heard Timothy schallomage he closed the bar
the other night at the Mad Batter. I don't know, man, it's
it's not a big enough star ora big enough movie for me to go
through the aggravation, and I'm gonnahave to go through cam. It's kind
of cool, like I'm looking atwhat roads are you closing down? They
converted like a whole block of inCape May to look like the sixties.
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Like it's kind of cool, allsixties cars that the storefronts look all you
know, retro. That's kind ofcool, and like it's a legit like
movie production. I'm looking like theyhave a crane with a camera like it's
it's not it's not like your buddywho has a handicam and is filming a
horror movie. It's like, thisis like a legit thing in Cape May.
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Right now, Timothy Shallow May thatis down in Cape May filming a
movie. Someone please, uh,if you happen to be walking by this
gentleman dude, hit us up onthat talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app and
let's get some Let's get him there, let's get him on the air.
I know right now, Tim Tim, I'm gonna call you. Tim.
Tim is probably waking up right,and he hit his alarm clock which has
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a radio on it and it probablyhas us on it, right, I'm
gonna believe it does. Hit usup, Tim iHeartRadio app. Hit the
little red microphone button and Timmy,Hey, Timmy shallow May send us a
message, right. We're curious toknow who you are and what you've worked
on Dune. He's in the Dune. I know he's in the Dune movie.
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Let's talk some Dune talk. Solet's yeah, yeah, and you
play Bob Dylan, so I meanand and talk about an easy portrayal,
because all you got to do islike man, yeah, man, but
I'm man like rolling like you justhad the mumble. It's not a lot
of acting, but it's going rightnow. In Kate May, you can
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meet a legit film star, Timothyshallow May in Cape May. He's down
there filming this Bob Dylan movie.Yeah yeah, so, uh, I
know where me and you're gonna bethis afternoon. So I'm gonna send a
picture. I like to see apicture of this guy. Are gonna be
chasing Timothy. I have a feelingit's one of those things where they don't
know what's going on. They seesome camera crews, roads are blocked off,
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and I don't know this guy thatthey're they're filming. Nobody knows who
he is or anything about this BobDylan movie. The only camera crew that
I've ever had in my life isa guy who is in a kitchen and
he says, sit over there,Yeah, you might have a bunch,
you might have a bunch of carriagesjust calling the cops. We have a
friend that happened to uh, lookwe can and if that guy was in
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Kate May, I'm going we getback with that brown bag lunch. The
carry headlines. But right now,I got a pair of Maury's Peer tickets
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We'll do some headlines. One hundredpoint sevens THEXL South Jersey's rock stations,
the XL Show. I got aclipment. I was thinking about you.
Oh yeah, well this is theThomas Jefferson University, so they have their
graduation. Yeah, I saw thisvideo. This is this is this is
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this is tough. I feel herpain. I dread names like that's the
worst part. Like when I whenI play a friend's wedding, I want
to make sure I get the namesright. We've done things. We did
a thing. I think it wasfor the police, and he wanted us
to announce the names and the guyswould come up and take their reward.
And I dread the names because I'malways messing up. We do a lot
of we get asked to do alot of announcing, like and I have
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to do this every year. II help out the Atlantic City Marathon or
whatever it's. You're just mumbling throughnames there, and especially in the early
part, like these guys are fromlike Africa and they're running with no shoes
on, and like I can't Ican't pronounce these names. Uh So,
like we're like all right, Sowe get asked to do a lot of
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these events, and so I feltthis woman's pain, But I also have
to say, it's a college andpeople are paying a lot of money,
So maybe get somebody who's a littlebetter at public speaking than this woman.
And here's what they did. Soshe's she tries to spell out the names
phonetically, but and somebody went backand he looked into the names and he
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put him under some type of it'slike she mispronounced Elizabeth. Yeah, but
they put him under an Ai.And AI came back with these awful phonetic
spellings. Of the names. Thisis why AI doesn't work. But you're
right, one of the names shemesses up and they yell at her.
They're like, it's Thomas Aliah Beeth, like, it's it's Elizabeth sire see
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you none who Lee Bross? Okay, I think that was Elizabeth Malena Zambeth,
Tom that was that was Molly,Molly Elizabeth. Yeah. And this
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is the problem is you're just you'reyou're you're just being very dry and reading
what's in front of you instead ofjust saying that's Elizabeth. You should I
know that's Elizabeth, but you're readingwhat's being put out on the monitor because
you put it through an i uhAI machine. Tom move May Thomas,
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that's Thomas. No, it's Tommy. It's Tommy. What Thomas Thomas.
Yeah. They had to apologize andthat what disaster. That was like that's
I mean, you're talking like,Okay, at the bare Middum, that's
twenty thousand a year, right,I think it's like an online college.
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Yeah, it's twenty grand a year. You gotta get the names. And
that's the little like like I'm payingyour stupid school that the kid will never
ever use the degree that he graduatedfrom this online school. But you at
least get the name right if I'mpaying you one hundred grand. Oh listen,
if you find a name, youdo your research ahead of time.
If you look at a name,like, let me spell this one out
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phonetically, but you should know it'sThomas. Told me Thomas Thomas. Wow.
Yeah, college, y'all. College. My kids will never see a
college. Yeah. Yeah, youknow, you know you don't mist pronounced
ten co text. I'll tell youman. I was talking to a guy
the other day and he said hisson is like sixteen, and his son
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is apprenticing to do like fabricating forlike sheet metal or something. Yeah,
good friend him. And I waslike, that's the smartest move. And
and he's like, yay, he'sgot his you know, his buddies are
like, you know, playing Minecraftin the parents' basement, and his kid
is actually building a career, andyou know his kid's going to not say
a tom oh miss tom mold mayWell. My wife and I were talking
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were like, you think about fouryears of college, so you're already behind
the ball, right, Like,if you're going to college, yeah,
at the best, your other friendsare already working four years of college is
going to be one hundred grand.There were the kids that are working right
while the other kids are going tocollege. There are already four years up
because they have four years of salary. Then think about the debt you're gonna
have when you're coming out. It'slike you really put these kids unless you're
graduating with something new. I hearthat one more time. This is a
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college graduate. You'll tell you TomTom, Tom will mess Tom mold Mayas.
It's Thomass. Someone had a whisper. It's Thomas. No, No,
let's wave a Palestinian flag and let'sprotest. It's Thomas. Come on,
I hate people. Look we weget back. We'll do a thing
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called trash, alright, Sircott.See why it's Joe Joe Cotty. Why
imagine imagine getting our names rong.It's a Jo Joe Jojo Jo Jo Jo
Jo COTTI Scott saw Scott, sScott Scott, why Scott? Why imagine
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that? Look we get back,we'll do some trash. Oh, I
love trackh anything thirty on dotty,anything, racket rock or rocky love trash.
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Some trash for you, King Charles, he's not Prince No more.
He's the king. Uh, he'sdealing with cancer, and I think he's
got the bad cancer you don't bounceback from. Apparently, due to some
of the treatment that they're giving himfor the cancer that he has, he's
lost his taste of smell. Ah, sucks, man, He's lost his
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taste smell, and his taste likelike the smell, like you lost smell
and he lost tastes and that's weird. Man. Like during COVID, I
had remember my mom was making aroast of peppers and I put my head
in the entire oven and I couldn'tsmell. And I'm like, this sucks.
Yeah, and you passed out.Yeah, Chris Pratt, he's celebrated
Mother's Day. This is a weirdthing. You got it? Like wall
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Right, he's divorced, right,he was. He was married to Anna
Faris, who's from the Scary Moviefranchise him. I guess he posted about
Mother's Day, right, But he'smarried to Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter. Yeah,
but who's mom, that's the gig. Who's Mom's the mom? Right?
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Yeah? So he posted like aMother's Day and tag, I guess Katherine
Schwartzenegger. But didn't post or tagAnna Faris. So she's step mom,
I mean not married anymore. Sowhat's Katherine Schwartzenegger. Dude? Okay,
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what would your wife do if youended up posting something on Facebook and tagging
an ex girlfriend. Yeah, it'dbe weird. It'd be weird, right,
But I guess the vagina is theI mean that takes precedent over everything,
right, that came out of her. I mean it came out of
Anna Faris mom. Yeah, I'mjust stepdad and she's making lunches, you
know. So he's getting so starLord is getting some some pushback because he
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didn't tag Anna Faris in his mother'sday. But I get it because Katherine
Schwartzenaker is not the mother of thekid. Well, it's like him tagging
the green girl from uh, Guardiansof the Galaxy Good. That's what you
do. You tag goodmore and thenno one can say anything. A group
of male celebrities will show some skinthe raise awareness for a cancer in the
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Real full Mont Except premiere on Foxthis fall. The show aims the rare
the raise awareness for prostate, testicularand cole erect the cole cancer and that
one uh It's gonna feature a striptease choreographed by Mandy Moore, the Great
Artist Mandy Moore. Celebrities include AnthonyAnderson from Blackish, Tate Diggs, Tyler
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Posey, James Van Derbeek from Dawson'sCreek, and Chris Jones. Mandy Moore
is gonna dance on stage and takeher clothes off. She's gonna be the
one telling the guys one, Oh, I don't know. Taylor Swift is
filed trademark for Female Rage the musicalafter shouting out the phrase during her Paris
Era's tour. It covers uses fromrecordings to merch and unauthorized products have already
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emerged. The pop star has beenrevamping her European tour with a new intro,
costume changes and adding seven songs toher recording. Is our record breaking
album TTPD? Is that the nameof the album? TTPD s To keep
the show fresh, she said,let's see here. Do you know?
(33:27):
Do you do? Ryan Reynolds,Yeah, he was on Today's show and
he was quizzed by the host abouthis fourth kid. I guess his wife,
Blake Lively is pregnant. Savannah Guthrietook a shot saying Reynolds saying to
Reynolds that Taylor Swift keeps inserting itinto her lyrics, then just asking is
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the fourth child's name anywhere on thenew record, Reynolds straight face replied,
we always wait for Taylor to tellus the child's name and what it will
be, and we'll say this,we're still waiting. Taylor happens to be
very close to Blake Lively Reynolds andthe three kids they already have. Uh
so there's an outside chance the fourthbaby will be named by Taylor Swift.
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Well, yeah, so his wife, she was an actress. I don't
think she's acted in forever. Uhshe she's best friends with Taylor Swift.
Gotcha, dude. Ryan Reynolds hasthe life guy. The guy. Not
only is he a huge success,but then he gets to hang out with
his wife who's best friends with TaylorSwift. He's a good looking guy.
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I think he's one of the coolestsuper book character, was really really cool
character. And he owns a cellularservice company. Yeah he does that.
I think a whiskey or a vodkaor something whatever. Ryan Reynolds, God,
he's the male version of Taylor Swift. He started on a show called
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two Guys a Girl in a PizzaPlace. That's where he started in nineteen
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Rides and water park passes. Icouldn't even tell you how much that that
costs anymore. One hundred dollars?Is that what it is? It's one
hundred dollars. It's an all dayThe park pass or the ride pass at
the water park is one hundred dollars. I'm an awful filer. I stopped
taking my kids years ago, andit's weird. It's weird because my kids
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are in college, So be weirdif I took him to the water park
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park. It's pretty fantastic. Yeahit really is. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, we we we love,we love, we love the wild Woods
and they have the outdoor games.Yeah. I'm the dad that watches my
wife put all the kids on therides, since she she goes along with
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them if they have to. I'mjust want to just sit there and just
watch it. That's me. I'mthat dad and one of the one of
the funniest things. And my wife'snot going to think it's funny at all,
is uh. We went on therides with the little guy and my
wife got on the roller coaster,right, and it's one of those things
where like the thing comes down andlike straps you in, and the thing
strapped her in and I'm watching becauseI don't go on roller coasters because I
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don't want to die, and so, uh so I'm watching her and she's
having a panic attack. And dude, right before it took off, she
had to call the guy over andsay, get me out of them.
Oh she got off. Yeah,well yeah, like she had a legit
panic attack because she said, likethe thing came down, like it was
just too much, like stuck inthere. Yeah, she was like it
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was just too much. And sopoor guy's gotta go by himself. Mom
just got off the death trap andnow little guy's stuck on it. Dude,
I remember. So I'm freshly divorced, and you know now so now
I'm three, I got two kidsand me and I gotta take my kids
on vacation, right, so wego like, no, that was a
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long time long. Now I gota beautiful bride. Now my wife is
a beautiful person. We have togo to Hershey Park, right. I
would take the kids to the HersheyPark, but I'm newly divorced. So
there's three of us. You knowwhat doesn't go good with three people?
Roller coasters? Roller coaster? Yeah, and I'm next to a goth kid.
Yeah. Right, So it's mytwo kids in one car and I'm
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next to a goth kid. Dude, I feel so bad for this kid.
I must have I traumatized them.We get done, I have nail
like, like, my nails areembedded in this kid's forearm. Like,
I'm so terrified because I hate rollercoasters, but I needed to go on
because my kids were on there andthis poor kid, dude, I know
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this kid still thinks about what awhacko I was. And I wished out
his nose ring and his I ring. I just looked at him with his
crazy god his goth face and chainwallet. I said, hey, Marilyn
Manson, I'm sorry, dude.I apologize, and and I went on
my way. Hey what's your name? And everything? It wasn't even it
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was that like sad emo. Look, it wasn't even a moment. He
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I got a question for you,Jojo. All right, I'm gonna I'm
gonna ask you if is this theright thing or wrong thing? Am I
in the wrong or is the bartenderin the wrong. Okay, So me
and my wife, we are responsibleparents, and my little guy had a
school dance on Friday night. That'sright, right, talk about it,
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right, he has a school dance. And now the parents, they were
invited to stay and learn more becausehe's going to go to a new school.
He's going to go to a middleschool. We could stay and learn
about the school and meet the teachers. Me and my wife opted to go
to a bar. Okay, okay, so you just dropped them off at
the school and just bounced. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fine.
(40:58):
He's with other kids. Watch theywatch each other. Yeah, and so,
uh so now we're at the bar, right, I have a beer,
she has a drink. Nothing crazy. I uh. We ended up
ordering some food and I do thething and I'm I'm when it comes to
like waitresses and waiters, I'm verycosman of cleaning up right, So I'll
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like stack the plates and everything soit's like easy for them to take it.
So I'm doing that. But indoing that, I ended up knocking
over my wife's drink and it wasabout half filled. It was a Voka
tonic. It was like it wasin a pint glass and it was about
half film. This is a bad, bad week for your wife. She
lost a salad to the bug thatwe talked about yesterday and now, and
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then in her drink got spilled.So I ended up spilling her drink.
And now we're but we're like closingup shop, like we're getting ready to
leave, and she's like, yougotta buy me another drink, right,
And I was like, whoa bitch? Whoa right? Like she's only a
half drink in. I'm like,I was like, I was like,
calm it down here, and sheI was like, all right, I'll
buy you know what, big spender, Scottie, I'll buy you Durana,
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which comes out of your both accounts. So yeah, she's paying for Yeah,
every time I buy my wife something, it usually comes out of her
account. Oh so now here's thedeal. So this is where I'm asking
you a question. So I'm like, I said, I already put all
the plates and stuff together so it'seasy for the bartender waitress to take it
away. I clean up like itwas like ice and stuff, and once
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again, it wasn't like a drunkenspill like I spilled it by accident.
So like, I'm just cleaning itup. So I got a quick question.
Yeah, my wife rips on meabout this. When I put my
plate, I'll also take the linennapkin and put it on top of the
plate. She says, don't dothat. Why I don't know, because
I'm getting the napkin dirty. Butto me, they're not going to use
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it. Sure, Mario in theback or Lopez whoever he is, is
going to take that and put itin a different bin and he's going to
wash the plates. So yeah,I'm one hundred percent on your side on
that one. Yeah, I don'tknow why she says that. So drink
spilled. I go and I cleanit up. Now, I take the
ice that's spilled and I put itback in the glass, okay, And
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my wife's like, don't do that. And I was like why, Like,
I'm just putting into the ice backin the class. I'm trying to
clean up the spill. It wasmy fault, one hundred right, Like,
So I'm cleaning it up, andso I order her another drink.
Now, this is the question Iask you, is the bartender in the
right or the wrong? I tellthe bartender, I said, I spilled
my wife's drink. I'm so sorry. I cleaned it up. I said,
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can she get another drink? Sheuses the same glass with the ice
that's spilled to give her her newdrink. No, no, rights.
My wife was like, I can'teven drink this. No, it was
the stuff that spilled on the bar. You put it back in the glass,
and now she just filled up thatglass again. And I was like
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yeah. I was like, you'reright, Like that's that's not that's not
kosher, Like that's bad. Peoplewhen I go for a refill, I'll
hand them my glasses and saying,hey, listen, you can use this
glass if you want. They alwaysgive me a new glass. Yeah,
you're nice the spots to give youa new glass. Yeah, that's just
I was like. I was like, I was like right, Like,
I was like, you're just beingI think a lazy bartender water. If
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you're just filling up water or somethingquick off that little car, then maybe,
but no, because you got ascoop. I well, she saw
ice in there like I, andI told her too, I saw I
spilled this drink and like I justput it all And she just gave her
the same glass with the dirty iceand just filled it back up with vacant
Yeah. Wow, I would Isend that back and get again. Well,
my wife was kind of mad atme that I didn't, but I
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was like, we're getting out ofhere anywhere like here in like like ten
minutes. So she still didn't shedidn't drink it. Then she didn't.
Man, My wife is real particularwhen it comes to that. So like
me, I'm a dirpaw. I'dbe like, no, I don't blame
your wife, but like the factthat you didn't go and get a new
glass of of whatever my bad.Right, Yeah, I probably gotta,
but once again, then I'm afraidthat the bartender's gonna spit in it,
(45:05):
right, like I'm complaining. Yeah, I think, yeah, No,
I think you took the side ofthe bartender. I think I go get
my wife that new drink. I'mwith her. Yeah, yeah, I
don't know. Man, I wasI was. I was mozzarella stick drunk.
So that's why. Oh I wasn'treally thinking straight, you know,
you know when you take six mozzarellasticks to the head even come back with
that dirty and you told her it'sdirty ice in here, dirty glass.
(45:29):
Yeah, and she just filled itup with the new drink. That's it.
That's a little bit lazy. Ithink it was a late and and
I think she was kind of newand she didn't really know what she was
doing because she was like super slowtoo, and not like not slow,
mentally like slow like she likes thezoo or she's speed. So speed.
Yeah, was a little slow.But yeah, I gotta I gotta,
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you know what, I gotta takethe l on that one. I think
my wife was in the right andshe's like, she's like, I can't
drink this. This is the oldglass. It's a Friday night. Your
wife only had half a drink inher Yeah, she's paid for two.
I know. Yeah. And thenthe best is we pick our little guy
up right. We ended up talkingto some friends and we picked the little
guy from the dance, and weget home and we start watching a show.
(46:13):
We're not fifteen minutes into the showand I fall asleep. We were
a mozzarella stick drunk. So yeah, oh they were good mozzarella sticks.
Though you know what, I mayhave knocked over a drink, I didn't
knock over those mozzerrelois. It wasspinning around. Let's say that happened with
your mozzarella sticks. Yeah, allright, you're going back and get more
Mozzarelli sticks, aren't. You're notleaving that place paying for two monzrel sticks
(46:34):
and eating half of order. I'llbe honest, No, I'll be honest.
Yeah, if the monzarel stick fallin a trash can, I'd pick
it up and eat it. Ithought about taking it off of somebody else's
plate once. I'm not kidding.It looks untouched, don't it unless it's
bitten into man, that Mozzarelli stickis just fresh. There was nothing more
frustrating that I was with you.We were in Nashville together and your buddy
(46:54):
left an entire bowl of wings thatweren't touched at all. We're getting on
a plane and we're and yeah,we all had to go to the airports
and uh and so he left themthere and he's like, yeah, we
don't want them, and I waslike so angry, and I was like,
how can you how can you leavethem? They're they're They're like,
it would be like leaving a soldierand you're in a war. I've been
(47:16):
talking to him since, but it'snot my friend. We get back what
do I think of if you havethe man, you think you've got it
bad. I don't think we haveit bad. Uh okay, help me
out here. Milana Work, Muloa, Mullowa, Melloric, Melo Work and
(47:40):
Bumler, a twenty six year oldwoman from Ethiopia, claims to have gone
the last sixteen years of her lifewithout eating or drinking. That's impossible.
Humans can go a good while withoutfood, but they need water. But
am Ball insists that she shunned foodforever one day and when she was only
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ten years old, after her appetitevanished for no reason. The woman has
undergone several medical tests in Ethiopia,which I can't imagine what that's like,
but none could confirm if she spoketruth, although doctors in the hospital did
confirm that there was no evidence ofany food in her intestines at the time
of the examination, which I canonly imagine is them shaking a snake or
something. Despite her diet, Amballseems to be in good health and has
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enough energy to get through her day. It's funny. If there was an
Ethiopian morning show and I w wasI was part of the story, would
they have trouble sounding out Joe.Well, okay, like how you had
trouble sounding out Malika Joe Joe Joey. Dude, Remember I told you that
Walmart does a morning show. Yeah, they Walmart has like a morning radio
(48:52):
show, Joe. We might beheadedthere next. They also have an afternoon
show, the drive time. Dude. I would stare the other day and
it was the Afternoon got but itwas Walmart Radio. Please be a traffic
back up and al three with theradscals. That's what it is. People
call in and they're like and youknow it's it's like, you know it's
fake, and it's like, Hey, I'm Walmart three six four nine.
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I'm just saying how much I loveyour candles. It's fantastic. Apparently it
runs in the family. A Britishwoman followed in her father's footsteps and broke
god Guinness World record by cleaning threeoffice windows in sixteen seconds. How do
we do it? Alicia Burrows cleanthe three forty five inch by forty five
(49:37):
inch windows while competing in the ManchesterCleaning Show and ended up breaking the old
record by fifteenth No, no,by a second and a half. I
would watch it if that was acontest and they were competing on who could
vacuum faster. I think I wouldwatch it. I can't get every time
I clean a window or a mirror, I get streets. I new fa
(50:00):
dude, I can't. I can'tnot get streaks. I'm not a good
window clear Growing up, my buddy'smom would be wiping it down on a
newspaper. I'm like, what's goingon. It's like it doesn't streak.
Like your mom's a genius. Herfather, Terry Turbo Burrows, is a
professional cleaner who holds the male versionof the record Turbo at nine point one
four seconds. Childhood obesity has hadphysicians worried for years, but now a
(50:22):
new study suggests that it's not justkids that but almost all of us who
need to pay better attention though,are heart health. Nearly ninety percent of
adults over the age of twenty inthe United States are at risk for developing
heart disease. While the unexpectedly highnumber doesn't mean that the majority of adults
in the US have full blown heartdisease, that does indicate that many are
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at risk for developing the condition,even in younger people. For the new
study, researchers analyzed almost a decade'sworth of data for more than ten thousand
people, and we're shocked the numbersare so high, especially concerning the finding
that almost fifty percent of participants atmoderate risk because they had either high blood
sugar, hypertension, high cholesterol,or chronic kidney disease. Eric scrubbed this
(51:07):
part from the podcast, so ourwives don't hear it so well. You
said that the doctor. You saidyou had to go to the doctor,
and the doctor said to you youhad to lose what twenty pounds a pounds
a week, and that was threemonths ago. Yeah, and where are
you at? I'm plus two,so yeah, so you might be on
this list. My doctor's also thatdoctor who bikes and boats and does his
(51:30):
all, and he's he looks likehe doesn't look healthy. He's too skinny.
I'm like, you're too skinny.You don't want to hear me some
of your skinny. He also saidmy blood was like Manny's running through my
bas I love that guy. Thereyou go. Those people they have at
bet you not someone heart Radios RockChair one hundred point seven ZXL, South
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Jersey's rock station ZXLO to show youknow the you know, I'll apologize in
advance. You know, there's noway we're getting into this building tomorrow morning.
They are putting a sophisticated door lockingmechanism on the doors there, and
listen. You know who's not sophisticated, Yeah, our building. Yeah,
I look, I think there waswomen here that needed other women to help
(52:14):
them send emails. And we're talkinglove. This is like within the last
year, downtown West Atlantic City,and that's where we're located. It's a
beautiful, beautiful place. If youever want to vacasion, you want to
come to West Atlantic City. Now, the sun coming up over the Crack
Hotel is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Right, But you're right. We
work in a non tech savvy office. To the point where you're right,
(52:37):
there was a woman who worked herewho couldn't send emails and she had to
have other people send her emails.Now you unlock the door every morning.
Now the lock is kind of busted, so it's hard for you to get
in. You got a finagel thiswhole thing. So in our save with
our safety again, it's in mines. It's it's an actual key. You
feel comfortable with a key it's atail his oldest time. It's a key
(52:58):
and a keyhole, and I justto turn it and I get it.
Listen, with everyone's safety of mind. They're gonna put a coat on the
front door where you have a littleYeah. Here's I don't even think it's
a card. Here's what I got. This is the only information I have
so far. First of all,they're running wires through the building, so
this thing is gonna lock everything down. You have to download the app.
I already don't trust it. Fromwhat I got from the app is you
have to pull out your phone,look at the lock, and then shake
(53:21):
the app side to side in orderto get in. Here there is you
and I are going to be standingoutside tomorrow morning. There's nothing better than
me at four am texting you sayingI can't get in. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I don't knowwhat we're gonna do the show from
the hallway. And guess what,I don't even know who to call if
we can't get in because they're notgonna get in either. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, this is uh, it'sit's interesting. It's it's so I
(53:44):
guess the guys were in yesterday givenlike a like they were scouting. Yeah
and yeah, and I guess it'sgonna be locked down today and the key
goes away, which is nice becauseI forgot the key. Anyway, I
hope that you're in the building beforeI get here. But uh, listen,
we'll we'll, we'll see. ButI will apologie eyes when we start
headlines at seven forty five tomorrow morning, when people finally start coming in,
(54:04):
it will be uh, it willbe interesting. Yeah. Yeah, Sometimes
there's just too much technology. Sometimessometimes it's just too much. Like I
hope I have to do that thing, like it's total recall. I have
to like put my eyeball skin yourtoa lens and like that's what gets us
into the building. Said more,give me like a hand pad or something.
You're talking about a phone? Ohmy god, Like it's iHeartRadio.
We love iHeart but I like,I hope, like Ryan Seacrest has to
(54:28):
give me like a rhyme and Ihave to, like I have to solve
it, like you know, it'ssome weird thing I gotta do. Like,
yeah, it's like playing the gamesimon tomorrow. We'll see, let's
see what it's all about. Uhyeah, did you doubt you didn't download
it app did you? I havenot? Yeah? No, because I
what, like everything in this building. I don't believe it's gonna happen.
By tomorrow, we'll see. Ibelieve this is gonna be something that's gonna
(54:49):
be like three months out. Yep, you and to be at a craps
table six thirty tomorrow. Everybody,thanks your calls, and I always welcome
on the show, Glam. We'reall a part of it. I don't
want to be negative. You knowwhat it's it's gonna work. It's gonna
work tomorrow. We're gonna kick theshow. But we do it. I'm
just gonna shatter the glass door.You're gonna be calling me on my way
in and I'm not gonna pick up. Uh. Stay right there. We
kick off that rock flock for you. It's one hundred point seven z XL,
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South Jersey's rock station z x LMorning Show. When you're smiling,
when you're smiling, smiling, I'mat the smiles with you. And when
you're loving, oh you love,the sun comes shining through. When you're
crying, you bring on their end. Right, I'll stop, you'll shut
(55:36):
and stop this side. We'll yoube happy. To where you smiling.
Let's just smiling. Keep on smiling. I'm smile rocking it out. I
know you guys are awesome. Ilove me guys on my way to work.
Yeah, warming up ship and I'mlike, I'm about there. We're
rocking. Hey, thank you youshot to the best. How you doing
(56:00):
yeah? Keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great. Good morning
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Like, if you're on it,I would listened to it. Man,
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