WEDNESDAY 5-15-24

Episode Transcript

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Wake up. Wake up? Yeah, oh, wake up? Thats like
wake up in a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time of
regulations and rules, under the scrutinyof bosses and management. One show breaks

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all the rules to deliver entertaining,compelling and educated radio and stand about all
the rest. And this show,isn't it? A man? What's happening?
I just don't get people that justwalk down the street in the middle

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of the night with reckless abandonment.Just there was two guys just walking down
the side of the black Horse Pike, major road, and not a care
in the world. They're on thedrugs. Drug but they're dressed in all
black like it was all dark colorsand they're just walking. They're walking down
the street. No reflect, there'snothing, nothing just And what are you

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up to? It's raining and it'sfour thirty in the morning. What are
you up to? Umbrella? Nope, that's why leave an umbrella? Man,
it's right there on your at shocker. The guys walking down the black
Horse Pike at four am weren't prepared. You know what it is? I
think we see it now now thesun's coming up. I think we see
all this craziness that was going onaround us that we couldn't see because it

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was so dark. We probably passedby thirty people on the side of the
road. We might see six orseven of them. It broke my heart.
The other day, I'm pulling outof here and uh, you know,
to for downtown West Atlantic City.It really is becoming one of the
number one tourism spots in South Jersey. There's crack motels. Yeah, and
I saw a dad with a mohawk, but he was with his little kid.

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They must live at the one ofthe crack motels and they were waiting
for the school bus. Ah.It breaks my heart, and I'm like,
I just want to take that kidand be like, let's get you
somewhere safer, because I have afeeling that's probably not headed to work,
probably hit slippers on, and youhope when you get home they sit down
in a crackhead hotel and they sitdown to do some homework together. You

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know, I don't think any ofthat happened. Now, just breaks your
Heart's why I never see him throwinga ball around with their kid either that
parking lot there he's there, rollsonto a four lane highway, everybody,
It's Wednesday. We're gonna dive intothat. We're gonna find that CXL Workforce
Employee of the Day today. Ticketsfor Mary's Pierre. We got rides and
water park tickets. Will hook youup. Coming up just a little bit.

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Seven CXL South Jersey's rock stations,The EXL Morning Show. Good morning
everybody. Five. I can goalrite it and we'll do it. Lot
and things sucks. I'm Scotty,good morning. Here's some news or use.
A group of prominent TikTok users suedthe federal government yesterday over a new

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law that would force the sale ofthe widely popular video sharing app or lead
to its ban in the United States. The eight users, who together have
millions of followers on TikTok, arguedthat the law signed by President Biden last
month violates their First Amendment rights bythreatening the shut down a communication medium that's
become a prevalent part of American life. Yeah, you make money off of

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TikTok, right, It's like youcan when you get enough followers. I
guess if you're an influencer, youknow whatever that is. A former Postal
supervisor has pleaded guilty to charging morethan fifty grand in personal expenses to a
government issued credit card. Wait,do we know this guy? Because we
do know a postal supervisor. Iknow couple. I don't think this is

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him. Austin Mahon of kpe MayCourthouse pleaded guilty to misappropriation of postal funds
in Camden Federal Court yesterday. Mahan, who worked as a supervisor at the
Summer's Point in Sea Isle postal offices, was charged with the federal crime back
in May of twenty twenty three.During a six month period in twenty twenty
two and twenty twenty three, hemade about fifty four thousand dollars on authorized

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purchases on those cards. Red Lobsterabruptly closed more than eighty restaurants on Monday.
I saw this yet last night Iwas reading about it four here in
New Jersey. Workers reportedly received nonotice of closures. The decision to suddenly
close locations just comes a little overa month after news broke the company was
considering filing Chapter eleven bankruptcy. NoApplebee's, no Red Lobsters. So it

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looks like the we got i hobsin plays. Come on, man,
it looks like we got four restaurantsin Jersey that shut down. None here
in South Jersey. It looks likeall Central and North Ledgwood, Lawrenceville,
East Brunswick, and Bridgewater all gotshut down if you wanted some cheesy biscuits.
Thank god, Chris my anniversary.I have reservations at the one here.

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I think he had only been theRed Lobster once in my life.
Yes see. Now, this usedto be a big deal for my wife
because she grew up in such asmall town that when they had birthday celebrate
machine restaurant where it was Red Lobster. Baby, that's news. What about
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tonight's six forty start. Listen tothe game right here at the Xcel.
We are your official Philadelpha affilies atRatio station and ESPN yesterday announced it officially,
Jason Kelsey signed a multi year agreementto appear on the Monday Night football's
pregame show, Monday Night Countdown,So we'll get to see Jason once a
week during football. So he's notcoming back. That's it. He's not

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coming back. This was now.You know, it's been rumored for the
last couple of weeks, but hemade it official yesterday. There you go.
That's news that sports brought to youby copiers Plus. Go to copiers
plus dot com. Hey rained today. High to the sixty one chance to
rain tonight. Open at No.Fifty seven tomorrow for your Thursday chance rain
again. I have to sixty threefifty eight outside right now one hundred point

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seven ZXL, South Jersey's Rock stationZXL Morning Show. One hundred point seven
ZXL, South Jersey's Rock station ZXLMorning Show. I don't know if guys
do this anymore. Growing up,man, my dad always did it.
I thought about doing it because it'sgotten so expensive to do and it seems
like on a car or a truck, like the truck that I have,

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I could probably pull this off.I got to get my oil changed today.
Have you go on to gotten youroil change? And how expensive it
is to get change from mine?Was like you know it was I got
sedan, it was like thirty fiveto now it's in the fifties. Yeah,
I think I'm near one hundred dollarshere's the thing. It's it's almost
like when you go to a doctor. I don't even know how much it

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costs. Every time I go there, it's it's it's more, or it's
it never gets left. It's alwaysmore than it was before. And I
get with the price of oil andstuff going up. Now, I remember
back in the day, now thisis years ago, I could get an
oil filter for a round. Ithink it was eight dollars and you get
a quart of oil. I thinkit was like three or four. So
you're looking like, but this seemslike it's uh, yeah, this is

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one of those things. Have youpriced out a tune up? You're you're
looking at like three four hundred dollars. Here's here's the problem. And listen,
I'm shocked. I got my truckfrom this place. I love this
place. They got awesome cookies too, man, it's pretty it's pretty awesome
when you're waiting in a waiting roomyou've got these amazing chocolate chip cookies.
But yeah, I haven't. Ihaven't. I haven't gone through there where
you're where they're upselling me yet andI'm waiting for that to happen. Yeah,

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I and I hear about it.Man, I hear the other people
that are waiting to come out andsay, yeah, you're your car's done.
But and they start going through thewhole checklist, and I know I'm
pretty close to that checklist now.Whether it's gonna be back breaks, it's
front breakes, it's gonna be atune up. I think they tried to
sell me on rotating the tires.I'm like, I don't know new belts,
like all four tires hit the roadthe same point, like why do

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we rotating the tires? Well,like I'm so stubborn, Like my my
wife's car has had a slow leakin her tire, uh for I don't
know, a year, And it'sjust easier for me every three weeks to
make sure that it's it's filled upto the right you know, air pressure
instead of dropping because it's now likeeven tires, Like I'm dropping two hundred

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dollars on a tire problem. I'mdreading that too, man, because I'm
looking at the tires and the treadyou know, I guess, yeah,
tread's going down. Why I don'tremember remember when I mean I was gonna
say, kid, but I thinkthis was a couple of years ago,
I would ride on tires where youwould see like the it looked like string.
Yeah, like like I the treadwas all gone. Yeah, you
should change them out before that.Like I'm like to the point where if

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it was rainy out they just spin. Yeah. I mean, listen,
I'm fifty years old. It's nicethat I'm in a position where I don't
have to wait that time anymore,because growing up I did. Yeah.
But uh but I pretty much Iwill grind my brakes down pretty hard,
like it goes past the squealing sound, the embarrassing squeel. But I've also
run into that where that I've ruinedthe rotors. Oh sure, you gotta

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get them turned. Yeah, soI've I've I've done that to a point
of no return for sure. Yeah, and I know I'm I'm about four
thousand miles over my old change whichand by the way, growing up,
man Dad was always be sure youchange oil three thousand miles. I assume
those days are gone, and whateversynthetic oil they make now can can go
a little bit longer than that,I think, right, But I'm a

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four thousand miles over. Yeah,I'm a little over too. I actually
I am glad you reminded me.I think of this weekend. I gotta
drop because here's the other thing too, Like I can't rely on anybody in
my house to help me out,so I have to drop my car off
and then I ride my bike backhome. Yeah, like you gotta do.
I don't want to sit there andwait. That's the worst, So
I don't want to do that.So I'll throw my bike in my trunk

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and then drop the car off andride my bike back home. You're the
guy we talk about driving down theBlack Horse Pike but no reflectors on.
Everybody thinks that I have a duo, but I'm like, no, no,
just well getting an oil change,that's all. Yeah. And then
before I take it in, Itake that sticker that you put on a
windshield that clearly reminds you, youknow, fifty thousand miles you got to
get done. And then I havefifty four thousand miles, but I take

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it off so they can't see it. Well. The other this is another
thing that I'm lazy on because Idon't think it's important, but it is
really important. Like my wife complainedthat her, uh, her windshield wipers
need to be replaced. I'm like, you do need those to see now?
Yeah, But I'm like, dothey still like they work? Right?
Well, she's not very good,but they still were rubber parts.

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Was it beaten off of it?It doesn't. It doesn't rain a ton,
you know, that's It's just it'sso funny what we're lazy about.
Rain in today. Actually, soshe has to drive in the work rain
and I sixty one today. Andthe other thing is I went way too
long and it wasn't until the pollenreally hit. I went way too long
with my windshield wiper fluid on empty. Yeah yeah, and it finally was

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so much pollen. I'm like,I gotta I gotta replace it. Yeah,
hard to see out any of yourwindshields. And that's it. And
that's just like, you know howeasy it is to replace whinshield, weibber,
floods pan in the ass. Yougotta lift the hood, you gotta
pour it in that goes the hood. You gotta undo a latch. Ship
look, we can. I don'tthink I could open a latch of my
truck. I think I've tried itonce. I'm reaching my hand underneath it.

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We aren't real men, No,it used to be like a lever,
used to come out, used tobe able to pull it like I
don't think I can. I don'tthink I could do that. Uh.
We we get back, do somerock news, rock newss Hey, here's
some rock news for you. Share. We all look share a rock and

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roller. She's going into the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame. Uh.
And she said that she is goingto accept the honor, and she has
some things she said. She said, I'm gonna have some words to say.
I'm gonna accept it in my shareway as me is. She gonna
be an assolet chaps on the uhon the aircraft carrier. I's gonna do
like the video boy showed your age. I think you know it's all that's

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going on. Almost forty years old, that video turn back time, right,
Yeah, I think I was likeeighty eight, eighty two hot.
Yeah, let's see here, Iguess. She was on the Kelly Clarkson
Show back in December and she saidthat she wasn't too impressed about getting into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. She said, you know what,
I wouldn't be in it now ifthey gave me a million dollars. I'm

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not kidding you. I was justto say, I'm not essing you.
I'm never gonna change my mind.They can just go to you know where
she's talking about the people that runthe Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I don't know what her thing is. I don't know. I feel like
she's just saying stuff to say stuff. I don't know what her like why

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she has a beef with the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame. Look,
there are many bands that should havea beef with the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame, bands that aren't inthere. But what's share gonna go?
I mean, okay, the factthat did it even put you on the
induction is shouldn't you just be happy? I can give it to It's not
We're not a rock and roll star. Her plastic surgeon much better than Madonnas

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like hers actually looks good. Shestill doesn't look terrible. That was She's
gotta be closing in on eighties.She's been around since the late sixties.
Disney has announced Road Diary Bruce Springsteenand the East Street Band, a new
documentary chronicling the group's preparation for thetwenty twenty three to twenty twenty four World
tour. A press release announcing theproject said it's the most in depth look

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ever at the creation of Springsteen's concerts. The documentary also promises to open up
a new door the Springsteen's creative processfor fans around the world, sharing Fly
on the Wall footage and ban rehearsalsand special moments backstage, as well as
hearing from Bruce Springsteen himself. Uhah, this is sad. You know.

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I'm a big fan of Jefferson's Starship, not Starship, Jefferson Starship.
You know what, I'll take someStarship. Also take Jefferson Starship. Not
a big fan of Jefferson Airplane,but I'm a big fan of Jefferson Starship.
How many space crafts follow? Ohthey're drummer. He was the drummer
for the band Jefferson Starship in theseventies has died, John Barbada. He

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was seventy nine years old. Theband paid tribute to him on the Facebook
page, saying we are sadden tohear the passing of the great John bar
Beda, Jefferson Starship's original drummer.Our thoughts go out to his family,
friends and fans. Rock in peace, Johnny. Is that we built the
city on rock and roll. Thatis starship. This is Jeffersons starship before

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they before they went back to justbeing starship. Jefferson Starship is Jane is
a great song. Miracles another greatsong. Now what about George Jefferson?
Now who is he? Ooks Jefferson? He was the neighbor on all in

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the family, Okay, and thenhe and uh he moved on up and
then he moved and he opened theHe was a dry cleaner. Is that
how he made this? Is thathow he moved on up? You got
the house in this guy did drycleaner? Huh. Yeah. You remember
the wife's name, Wheezy Wheezy Wheezy. Yeah, yeah, you did give
it to me. She was Sheended up being the mom from two two

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sevenven? Yes, what was hername? I don't see like seven degrees
of Kevin Bacon. Okay, I'llthrow this at you. The name of
the mom in Good Times, Ah, Mabel Florida, Florida, Florida,
Mabel was Mabel was? What's happening? What's happening? What segment of the
show We in black comedies. It'sblack sick Common, It's the black sitcom

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corner. I loved me some what'sHappening good times? Never was a huge
Jeffersons fan though, No, NowI like the Jefferson Look we uh yeah,
what is that? Okay, there'ssome somebody. Yeah, boy,
we went way off. Here's somerock news for you my art radios Rock
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South Jersey's rock station. Who uswe are the ZXL Morning show Man.
This inflation it's no joke, dude, it's a crippling man. I'll tell
you what. Man. So lastnight, I want to do something easy
for dinner. Right, I rolledinto to my local Acome Acime and uh,
they usually do like their their delisection has hogies that they make.

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They're not bad. They're like sixseven bucks, right, So it's like
I'll just grab some of that.They were all out of those, so
it's like, you know what,I'm just gonna grab some bread, some
pickles, and I'm gonna grab somelunch meat. Right, We'll do some
some deli sandwiches for dinner. Right, sounds pretty good made there. You
go like you're a little deli there, right, Yeah, dude, half
a pound of turkey. How muchdo you think it is? Well,

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they thank you. No, thehomage people trick me a half a pound
of turkey pound, okay, sevendollars, thirteen dollars for the half pound,
half pound, half pound of provloonecheese fourteen dollars. It used to
be cheat man, dude, Ithought this was going to be a cheap,
easy dinner right ended after the breadand pickles and mayonnaise and all that,

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it's like thirty dollars dinner. Seemy kid now does he'll do school
lunches a couple of times. It'slike a tree for him. You know,
it's whatever, But I think it'slike two dollars and fifty cents or
something. It really it's actually worthit for him to do that, rather
than us to buy stuff and makeit and serve school with them teen dollars
for turkey. I see the amagewhat the Amish people do, And I'm

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one of your tricks, you funnylittle hat people. Is they put down
there they have like the turkey breast, right, but it says six ninety
nine. You think it's a pound, it's not a pound. It's a
half a pound, half a poundpound. A pound of turkey is a
lot of turny. Yeah, it'sa lot, Yes, dude, I
couldn't do roast beef, so Ithought I would splurge maybe and get it.
Get a little roast beef action too, right, dude, Fifteen dollars

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for a half pound of roast beefused to be my go to buddies come
over for football. I would takeroast beef, put in a crock pot
with like that roast beef gravy,and they make little sandwiches. Dude,
not anymore. I might as welljust take one hundred dollars bills and throw
in a crock pot. I wouldmake like I would make stuff for my
boys. You could come over forfootball. It's one hundred dollars day.
Man. It is no it iseapnuts. So what lunch meat is now?

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And I just don't know why itis an inflation? Is it COVID
because you make lunch meat from gasoline? Is? Why is there? Or
is there a shortage of turkey?Right? Like? Are there just just
a lack of turkeys running around?I don't know, saying out listen,
I don't know how it works,but to me, yes, the truck
it costs more for the truck thatdelivered. I don't know if right,

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it costs more for the truck thatdeliver it. But gas really only went
up a dollar fifty a gallons,So it wasn't that the fact that everything
is doubled or triple price. Crazy. It's nuts. Half pound of turkey
used to be able to pick upfor nothing, and at thirteen dollars thirteen
dollars, that's insane. My wifewill come back, man, and five
six bags of groceries. I'm like, I know this, I don't even

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ask. Yeah, this is threehundred dollars worth of grocery. Crazy,
man, it's crazy. We getthat thing where they deliver it to your
front porch. Oh and yeah,I let my wife deal with that.
I'm like, I couldn't. Icouldn't even tell you the only thing and
I got to give you know,I'm a Walmart guy. I love my
Walmart. But like, if I'mgetting like real food, I'll go to
it my Acme. And it's nicebecause the Acme and the Walmart are like

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in the same shopping center. IfI'm looking for a kid's bathing suit,
I go to Target. But yeah, other than that, I'm Walmart,
which is weird because you I'm lookingfor a kid's bathing suit, but I
don't have a kid. I gotthe ones that tuck in the front.
So I so Acme, man,And you know what, I don't want
to give it to me. Acmeis a little rich for my blood to
be. I'll tell you, I'llbe honest. I don't want to give
it away, right. I'm afraidif I say it, then everyone's gonna

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rush there and pick them up,and then and then it won't be any
left from me. Can can sale? Dude? You can get like a
twelve pack of toilet paper and likean like an eight pack of paper towels
if you get the Acme brand fivebucks each. You got to play the
game. Man, you don't havethe time to do it, but if
you really want to play, thisis I don't know, it's it's the

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best deal that Acme has. It'sthe eight pack of paper towels and the
twelve pack of toilet paper for fivebucks. Yeah, I do Walmart to
me, A step up from Walmartis act no shop right and then step
up from shop right now? Theygot a good deli or not bringing a
fly kite. They got a goodseafood section. I see him. They
bring the boat in. They justdrop the crabs right there in the park

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lot there, fresh the The captaincomes in with that with that yellow jacket,
with the with the rein slicker on. Wet you. He's gotta pipe
in his mouth. Uh. It'slike, hey, long John, he's
the'se He's dumping the fresh shrimp onthe ice. Uh. Look, I
got a pair of tickets for Mory'sPier right down in the wild Woods.
Do you want to go to Mary'sPier? I got rides and water park

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passes six zero nine six seven sevenone hundred seven six zero nine six seven
seven one hundred and seven rides waterpark passes from Mary's Pier six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred and seven. That's not cheap either. This is
a very very good gift. Man, Dude, it's even that went up.
Yeah, yeah, man, itis freeware everywhere. Six zero nine
six seven seven one hundred and seven. You know why, because it's so

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the water's more expensive for the waterpark. That's why their their water bill
went up six zero nine six sevenseven one hundred and seven. We get
back back out some. This reportis sponsored by All State Everything just the
one before well lunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning.

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How far away are we from Father'sDay? How emotion go for eight weeks
or so? Ten weeks? Well? The rolling so so okay, So
that we were doing a Father's Daypromotion and if you go to our the
iHeartRadio app and you search WZXL,there's a little microphone button send us some

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great advice. Your your dad gaveyou right and your chance to winning Rolling
Stones tickets. Now here's the problem. Rolling Stone show is like early June,
and I think Father's Day is likelate June. Oh, so that's
what we gotta get. So wegotta get it in before the because you
your chance to win Rolling Stones tickets, Philly's tickets and a La Bat Blue
cooler. Okay, So that's whywe basically spit on mothers and kicked them

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to the side and said, youknow, we're not doing anything for Mother's
Day. We're gonna do Dad's Day. We went hard in the paint a
week before Mother's Day with Father's Datepromotion. Yeah, we got some good
talkbacks to again just throw the adviceout there. Your dad gave you super
easy. iHeartRadio app search WZXL andthere's a little microphone button. Send us
a message some some good advice oreven bad advice that dad gave you.

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It's so easy. Our wives doit. That is true, daddy.
Okay, let's get the song.I'm not gonna play this. This was
actually, uh, this was sentin. It was about it was a
mother and the mother wasn't doing verywell. She wanted her mom to go
to Rolling Stones. Maybe we'll dothat at different time, but we're not
gonna get to her. These aredads, all right. Let's see first

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one. Yeah, this is Markfrom Hamilton. Best advice my father gave
me was one day after we workedin the yard, said, son,
life is tough. So with onehand, grab your nuts. With the
other, grab a beer and don'ttake it from anybody. I like that.
I like it. I'm gonna usethat one. Yeah, I have
that tattooed on my arm. Here'sanother. Hey, guys, two things

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my dad left me with were touse your stress and anxiety as a motivator.
And then the second thing was tofake it till you make it.
I've heard that fake it till youmake it thing. I get that.
And also debt, what was it? Debt? Oh yeah, the dead
thing? Debt debt. Yeah,this is it's tough with stuff. When

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your parents leaves you and then youyou have to pay all their bills.
Yeah yeah, I might be inthat situation. You, on the other
hand, will not be in asituation. Yeah. Yeah. I was
lucky my parents were able to,uh yeah, to kind of keep it
together. Yeah yeah, not mine, not mine. The other side,
my wife's family, you know,they'll be all right, you know,
not my side. No, Igot I got a a woman dealing with

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dementia. But she has a beachhouse. Yeah, that's why. That's
why I take care of her.She's gonna be around for a long time
now, let's hope not. Yeah. See, how to get my mom
a Mother's Day gift? I putmoney aside for her funeral I'm to pay
for do you know? Not evenkidding man, Because you know my mom's
dealing with the dementia thing. Meand my brother had to we prepaid her
funeral. That's smart, smart todo is it's the cost only keeps going

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up, so we have locked inrate. Oh you get to lock it
in. Here's the one. Backin the early eighties when I was first
getting into heavy metal thrash metal.My mom had five and they were all
religious, so they were harping onher about me listening to satanic music.

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So the only advice my dad gaveme was, I don't care what you
listened to, as long as you'renot sacrificing anything in the backyard. Advice
don't killing. Don't kill any animals, especially if for the love of music.
Here's the last one. Hey,Jojo, Hey, Scottie, Guys
rock keep me smiling the other morning. You're wondering if my dad was Mickey

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from Rocky. I think of himwere as Superman. He felt got paralyzed
building our house back in seventy eight, and he's done more from a wheelchair
than most men on their feet.I love you, Pop. Oh,
that's nice. That's feel good.I mean, it's not great that his
dad was paralyzed, but that's that'spretty fantastic. Did you say his dad

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was Mickey from Rocky? When youcalled them? I say a lot it.
My wife will call me out onthings and she's like, I can't
believe he said that, And Igo. You gotta remind me. I
say a lot of dumb things.Sometimes you'll play the show back the next
day. I'm like, wow,I missed that. My wife also thinks
we're not very prepared. I waslike, well we're not. We go
in not knowing what each other's talkingabout. I think that's the thrill of

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what we do. It's like,you know, you just go with it.
I'm like, yeah, I haveno idea what he's going to say.
He just comes on and it's like, I don't know. Now here
we go and like my wife willcorrect me about like a story, especially
if it's about her, and I'mlike, yeah, I talk a lot.
Yeah, you know, and sometimesI got to make it a little
more exciting than it actually was.Yeah, I went home, I took
Alexa, I smashed her and getsa loss. And now stop listening.

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You can't listen to the show.Hey, I just tell them to talkbacks.
Man, it's a cool father staything that we're doing. Just tell
us, like, good advice yourdad gave you growing up. A couple
easy steps. You just go tothe iHeartRadio app. You search WZXL,
little red microphone button, hit it. Give us us some advice that your
dad gave you good or bad?Your chance for rolling Stones tickets. We

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get back man, We'll do sometrash. Oh love trash anything thirty ong
or nothing, anything racket rock orroughing. Yes, love frash, here's

(27:26):
some trash for you. Christina Applegate, she's talking openly about having an eating
disorder. She has a podcast calledMessy with Jamie Lynn Segwa. They both
disorder too. Jamie Lynn Sigler isa what was her name? Meadow right.
She has a podcast with Christina Applegate. They both are suffering from MS.

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The Married with Children star reveals startedwhen she was a child, this
eating disorder and intensified when she becamea sex symbol. During the Married with
Children days, she said she recoveredover timed and actually gained about forty five
pounds. So his to her disorderwas not eating. So she just didn't

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eat. Okay, that's opposite it. So yeah, she said, I
wanted my poems to be sticking out. God man y U. Dan Schneider,
that's a name that's been coming upa lot. He's a guy who
created all the a lot of theseshows on Nickelodeon. He was the Fat
Kid from the show Head of theClass. Yeah, that documentary documentary came
out and a lot of these kidsare saying that he was inappropriate with them

(28:37):
and now a young girl's eating bananasand stuff that. Yeah, yeah,
weird man. It was not agood doc documentary did not paint him in
a very positive light. The showall that they had a girl on there
named Lorie Beth Denberg. I guessshe's accusing Dan Schneider of showing her porn

(28:57):
when she was just a teenager onthe show Let's see here. Tom Brady
was on a podcast and he saidhe had a lot of fun during the
Tom Brady Roast, but he saidhe did have to apologize to his ex
wife just all bunching, and hesaid the hardest part was the way it

(29:18):
affected his kids, you know,because his kids are old enough. I
guess they can read and they canwatch, and they they you know,
there's a lot of shots. Idon't think no one took shots at Giselle.
It was more shots at Tom.But it was about how she was
she was banging her jiu jitsu show. I felt like to look after they
got through, like after the initialcut, you know, when he when

(29:41):
he went after him. It's likeafter that it was his fair game.
You know, everybody was going takingthe same shots. Really, Al Roker
is urging people to lay off KellyClarkson and others who take weight loss drugs.
Clarkson revealed on The Kelly Clarkson Showthat she's on one of the medications,
like what's the what's the tempost?He got three files? Who wants
it? He said, there's toomuch judgment going on. He said,

(30:06):
losing weight's not easy. If thishelps them, then go for it.
Roker did also remind people that hehad gastric bypass surgery to lose over one
hundred pounds. Did you know NoahCyrus? I guess that's Miley's sister or
brother. No either a girl ora boy. I guess there has been

(30:32):
a beef between Noah Cyrus and themom, Tish Cyrus about what now these
are? But these two are nowapparently, after a very public falling out,
got back together on Mother's Day,and they know nobody cares about neither
one of them. I care moreabout Billy Red than I do about either
of these two. No one caresabout your beef. We don't hear a

(30:56):
lot about Billy Ray Cyrus anymore.He's hanging out. What it's Billy Ray
up to? Living an amazing life? I mean, is he more famous
for achy Breaky Heart or being thedad of Miley? Yes, Snaky break
Your Heart was a smash. Thatwas a smash. Yeah, that was
a That was a banger back inthe day. There you go, some
trash for it art Radios Rocke Bank. Is your chance to win one thousand

(31:18):
dollars Cat, I'm Jeremiah and Idid one one on a bunch of boy
sets the Excel South Jersey's Rock Stageof the XL Morning Show and our Workforce
Employee of the Day for the MorisePeer tickets. Good morning, what's showing
on? Hey? What's your name? Nick? Nick? Can you swim?
Yeah? Okay, I can swim. And I'm not fining dollar toilet

(31:40):
paper at an at. I'm notgoing I'm using the scott Now, how
much you take for Scotts? Becausewe were talking about inflation earlier on the
show about you gotta be call soyou got to be paying like twelve or
thirteen dollars for like a twelve pack. Listen, certain things I'm gonna splurge
on toilet papers one of them.I'll be honest with you. When I
go to somebody's house and they havegood toilet paper, it is it's it
was like a tree. It's we'reliving in hard times. Yeah, and

(32:05):
so yeah, I'm going acme brand. I'm not I'm not into that cottony
stuff. I don't know, man, maybe I just like it rough.
I don't know. I've used thepaper towel before because people refuse to uh
to put the toilet paper roll backin the bathroom instead of going upstairs,
I'll just grab a toilet, I'llgrab the paper towel right from the kitchen.
Well, I'm gonna do that thingthat bars used to do where you'll
have like a towel that's attached tothe wall. Do you do you remember

(32:30):
that? And it would just rolland you would just it was just there,
do you dude? It was sodisgusting. It would be like this
tarry cloth towel that would be hangingfrom like a paper towel holder, and
it was like and that and everyonewould just wipe their hands on me.
Yeah. No thing it was likea conveyor belt, like you're supposed to
pull the cleaner part and wipe herhands, and it was just person yeah,
horribly disgusted. Yeah yeah, blusheverything right down. It's on you.

(32:52):
That's a great look. I'm justletting you know, act me for
like five ninety five. You getthat, you get the eight pack of
paper towels, you get a twelvepack of toilet paper Slammedum, hey,
Nick, since we're talking about yourass? Are you a are you a
a one of the the baby wipe? Are you a baby white guy?

(33:13):
Oh? I can't blush him,though I love the Yeah, I flush
him down my toilet. I don'tcarry I love a baby white man.
I know some people swear by him. I don't know. I just ye,
they're not thinking of or something.I don't know, dude, you
know what I kind of that babywipe was like the side of the paper
cowl. Well, here's the thing, man, is your ass? Nick?

(33:37):
You got a big ass? Isthis lise on the line? Uh?
The thing? It's it's kind ofghetto. But now people are getting
the attachment on the toilets to makeit a bidet. But it's kind of
ghetto. Look, I don't Ican't imagine shooting war I don't want to.
I don't want anything to do withyea. Yeah, all right,
well Nick, good conversation, buddy. You got passes the Mory's Peer I

(34:00):
you got water park and ride passes. All right, okay, all right,
you stay on hold. Nick.You have a clean ass when you
leave there. Nick, there's alot of water. All right, stay
on hold. What you do for? What's your job? I work at
I worked at Atlantic Care working inthe security. Okay, okay, all
right, Nick, the security guy. You're growing to uh Mary's Pier.

(34:22):
You got ride passes and water parkpasses. Good till Labor day. You
stay on hold, all right?Okay, Yeah. We haven't bought baby
wipes in a while. Man,that's the one thing that went away with
a baby. I missed those things. Dude. The best when you have
a baby and they get older,when they stop doing diapers, it's fantastic
diapers. The day you can getrid of diapers and the day you get

(34:43):
rid of the car seat are liketwo of the best days as a parent.
I was plugged up the toilets withthe diapers too. You you flushed
diapers? Now, I'm just playing, but I thought about it. It
was like, Wow, I stickmy foot in there and try and jam
it down there. Oh, let'ssee the thing about baby, like you
can't flush. I'm like, Idon't know. It sounds clearly on the

(35:04):
back I do not down there.Yeah, And I'll tell you what,
man, I've become like, uh, I guess you just get older and
more, you know, you justdon't care as much. But like,
if the toilet's clogged, dude,I'm just going to my hand. Oh
yeah, and just and just andand and just and just take care of
the issue, because it's like,what am I gonna do? Go grab
a plunger, Like, no,let's let's let's look at in there.

(35:25):
We're all adults. I'm diving indeep. I think I might have done
that once and I was at somebody'shouse and clogged. And that's that's embarrassing.
Like I have to really really beembarrassed to go in Yeah. Yeah,
they're wondering what's taking so long?He's been in there for an hour?
It comes out blue. Every daywe get bad, you get that

(35:54):
website, you're shout of a thousanddollars. Happens all day to day.
I shake my head. I don'tunderstand the Facebook algorithm. You know,
for a while it was special needskids doing cooking shows. Yeah, that
kept popping up for some odd reasons. You get any recipes off of that?
For real, they're good cooks,man, whatever. The the stuff

(36:15):
they make looks fantastic. I'm noteven kidding. It just kept coming up
on my Facebook page. There's alot of mac and cheese. Then it
was hoof cleaning of cattle, wherelike there's machines that you put the cattle,
like the calf or the cow legin and then people clean the hooks.
It gets infected, they dig itout. Yeah. Yeah, so

(36:37):
that was a big thing a coupleof weeks ago. Right, this algorithm,
for some reason, it just keptpopping up. Now it's bathroom renovations.
Why is that now part of myFacebook algorithm? I will guess because
I know, like a few weeksago, we were talking about Kid Rock
and his golden bathroom. Maybe thekid Rock wanted a golden toilet. Hear

(37:00):
that? I mean, look,I get it. It does you know.
It's as goofy as it sounds.It does listen to you because when
me and you will talk about somethingand the next thing you know all the
advertisements are what we just talked about. Yeah, but for some reason,
the last week has been nothing butbathroom renovations. Yeah, and I didn't
search this at all, but onewas like dogs being neglected and it was

(37:22):
sad and I couldn't wait for thatthing to go away. Why would you
do that? I don't know,man? And the other one to me,
you googling and I showed you thelatest one and it finally went away
because it wasn't the same baby.It was like babies with It was a
baby with no arm and no legsrolling and it was so weird to see.
And I'm like, I don't again, I like, why why is

(37:43):
on my Facebook algorithm? I don'tknow what AI picked up that I was
talking about. I don't know,dude. And the other one, so
if it's not bathroom renovations, forsome reason, I get these videos of
people piloting boat but through very choppywater, Okay, to kind of get

(38:04):
from like it's it's probably like,uh, it's it's uh the inlet where
the ocean meets the bay. Whywhy I'm staring at one right now?
It's just it's it's it's videos ofpeople going through very choppy water, and
then people yelling at people who areon the bow or the boat when they
should be in the back of theboat and uh and with a life preserver

(38:28):
on instead. They're they're they're they'renot being careful. Now this is the
latest one. This is all myTikTok. It's I think it's in China.
It's a girl on the side ofthe sidelines. I don't know if
she's a cheerleader or every time theteam scores, they must go into this
dance. Look, it's go overand over again. Now she's in different

(38:49):
clothes at different games and she justgoes into every time they score. How
about that. That's Japanese baseball andthey have cheerleaders. That's okay, it's
Japanese baseball. Make perfect sense.Don't know why same girl keeps popping up
different games. What did you google? I don't know. I don't know.
I got a lot of pro Trumpstuff. I know why that's on
there. It's very weird. Andthen I also get like these updates about

(39:12):
Jason Kelcey buying a house in SeaIsle, Like I'm not kidding, Like
every third post is about Jason Kelseyand his two million dollar home in Seattle.
Now, when I like something,I like it. It's cool that
it just keeps popping up over andover again. A lot of we never
landed on the moon. I'm startingto go, Okay, but that makes
sense because we do. We doConspiracy Corner here on Monday, So I

(39:32):
get that a little bit. Ifyou think your phones aren't listening to you
people, you yeah, fooling yourself. I don't know. Apparently I want
a bathroom renovation. Yeah, well, I mean, have you seen anything
cool things? You know? Honestly, it shocks me what they can do
in a small bathroom. Yeah.I look at like before and after pictures
and I'm like, wow, I'mactually impressed. Is there a chance that

(39:53):
they are special need adults that arerenovating bathrooms? It wouldn't be full circle,
wouldn't it. Yeah? The specialneeds cooking shows got me for a
while. I don't know why theyjust kept popping up on my Facebook.
What about the six hundred pound life? Do you get that? Because you
do Google that and send the picturesto me. Has that come up like
large people just eating pizzas off theirbellies? No? No, I do

(40:15):
that search on my own enough.Oh yeah, where I'll search out my
six hundred pound life up to see. You don't need to force that on
you. No, no, Thatis one of my favorite parts of the
weekend is when I'll send it toseven am. I'll send you a picture
of a seven hundred pound woman showeringand she has like a towel on a
broomstick so she can do her back. I am eating my mom louck.

(40:38):
We get back to do a thingcalled you think you have a bad You
think you've got it bad. Idon't think we have it bad. It's
tradition, but it's tradition. It'scausing severe injury to kids as young as

(40:59):
five. In China, Chinese folkdancing goes back centuries and is still a
vital part of a Chinese culture,so many kids start learning the art even
as toddlers. There's one problem,the back bend. The backbend is considered
a crucial move in Chinese folk dancing, but it is also the main cause
of severe spine cord injuries and children. Is that like the bridge we used
to do, where you bend backon the ground, your feet are on

(41:21):
the ground. Apparently it's left thousandsof Chinese children paralyzed. Well, they're
a hardcore when it comes to thisdancing. Yeah, maybe we just leave
that out of the dance. Dataanalyzed by the Chinese Orthopedic Association showed that
the percentage of spinal cord injuries causedby the backbend exploded from just four percent
between ninety two and two thousand andtwo to wapping thirty three percent of all

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pediatric spinal injuries between twenty fifteen andtwenty nineteen. Other reports show that since
two thousand and five, over onethousand children have been left paralyzed after doing
back bends in dance classes. Thebattle between rich and poor has taken to
the sea now, and the poorhave allies in killer whales. An unknown
number of orcas sunk a sailing yachtin the Moroccan waters over the Straight of

(42:06):
Good Gibraltar over the weekend. It'snot the first time. Orcas are typically
peaceful, it's the latest string ofattacks that have hit the region in the
past four years. Reportedly, aforty nine foot long vessel named the Alborian
Koonak carried two people and entered theway entered around where the whales were swimming
on Sundawn. Their house. We'rein their house where we are. That's

(42:27):
their head, that's where they live. Good for them for fighting back.
The passengers reported sudden blows to thehull and rudder before water started seeping in
the ship. A nearby oil tankerrescued the two people on board, and
the yacht sank into the ocean becausethe whales sunk outs for the whales,
I'm on team Whale. It's likea real moby deck. All we do
is just destroy the water. Uhever, come in at two am drunk

(42:49):
as hell? Jojoe? Uh here, No, not yet, Yes,
you come in two am. Yougotta be at work at six right,
forget those struggles. Science is comingto the rescue. Arcs have developed the
protein gel that neutry neutralizes alcohol beforeit enters the bloodstream and essentially makes it
harmless. Scientist at the etch Zerichcreated a gel, when given to mice,

(43:13):
reduced blood alcohol levels by up tofifty percent protected their bodies from the
damage. More studies are needed beforethe gail will be ready to test in
humans, but scientists who publish theirfindings on Monday hope their work could eventually
help prevent the three million debts thatoccur each year worldwide to excessive alcohol consumption,
and perhaps make it easier to bea responsible working adult after a late

(43:34):
night out drinking. Yeah, butwe drink. We don't want to be
responsible. Yeah, so why evendrink? Yeah right, you're giving a
drink just to drink a gel soyou don't be drunk. No, then
it doesn't sound fun at all.I have to get drunk. There you
go. Those people they have abet you that the one one hundred point
seven ZXL. So sure as theseroxidation ZXL show. I got to check

(43:55):
up on my neighbor when I gethome. Now he's been known to my
parties. Oh no, a littleintoxic kid. You should never ever drink
or drive. You'rresponsible. You canhurt somebody. He's your neighbor. Can
he walk? Uh? Well,he's shown up to my parties after coming
from other parties. Oh, he'salso the guy gets away. He's he's
out a lot with his boys,and you're not always his wife, like

(44:16):
on the weekends, Like he says, I'm going out with my boys.
I'm like, can his wife probablydo with them? She's probably like,
I don't I don't want to beavearound this nonsense. So I wake up
to a text threat this morning withthe neighbors. So what was that?
I don't know. Sounds like anaccident, and then my neighbor chimes in,
I guess he hit a park car. It's a tough one to talking,

(44:40):
talking like you're talking like in themiddle of the night. Yeah,
yeah, this is this is,this is late last night. Now I'm
sleeping the whole thing. But theyhurt the accident, so apparently he hit
a park car. Now, youdon't give him the benefit of his down.
It's tough to hit a park carbecause it's parked. Yeah. Yeah,
and you can't talk your way outof that. You should see it
coming. You are one hundred andten percent in the wrong. Would you

(45:00):
hit a parked car? Yeah,at no time did the park car do
anything wrong? Now, I liketo say either he was tired, he
was distracted. Yeah, I wouldassume he wasn't intoxic. It's a Tuesday
night. What's he doing on aTuesday night? This guy don't care.
Man, he's playing bumper cars inyour neighborhood. I had a buddy living
with him, man, he hewas tired, he wasn't even drinking.

(45:21):
He was just so tired. Iremember he showed up. He was living
at my townhouse. He shows upto my townhouse. He swiped four or
five park cars. Yeah, man, I hit hit all the way down
the road. I had a buddywho's girlfriend in high school. Dude,
it's just she just couldn't drive.She passed her test, but she just
shouldn't have had a license. Andshe would side swipe cars constantly. He

(45:43):
parked cars. You would just hearthat like that, that grating sound of
metal on metal. Yeah, Iwanted to take a while. I'll take
a look when I get home andsee what car. Now here's the problem.
He also doesn't really get along witha lot of his neighbors. So
it depends on how close he wasto his house that he might. And
I think I know what neighbor itis too, because he goes right by
the house. And see, that'stough, man, because that's a neighbor

(46:04):
thing, and that can cause somereal disruption for the neighborhood. Like I
remember, Uh, there was akid, he was a teenager, and
he backed into my mom's car,Like their house is across the street.
He was backing up being a kidnot paying attention. He hit my mom's
car, don't you know. Hetold his parents that my mom hit him.
Oh, she was driving the carsideways, and so the woman's like,

(46:29):
yeah, hey, Lynn, youknow I feel bad that you hit
Craig's car. And she's like,no, no, no, no,
no, no, no no,no, Craig hit my car. And
then it becomes that weird like hesaid, she said thing. But it
was a drug I think it wasa drug house a few houses down from
mine, and these kids would goover there and do drugs and party.
I guess when the parents are going. I don't know. I'm assuming that
sounds fun. I was over therefor a couple of parties and I wanted

(46:49):
to tell the kids, listen,I don't care. I don't care what
you're doing over there. I don'tcare. Stop parking behind my driveway because
when I get out in the morning, yeah, I don't know, four
o'clock in the morning, I'm notreally pay attention. You're parked directly by.
But I think they're hiding their car, dude, from the parent.
My parents left me alone a lotwhen I was a kid, especially a
teenager, so I threw a lotof parties, and I would go up

(47:10):
to each neighbor and I knock onthe door and say, you know,
man, sir, i'm having peopleover. If you have any problems,
can you please just call me firstbefore calling my parents or the authorities or
anyone. Just come to me andI will handle the situation. And most
of the neighbors were very cool withthat, and they they they kept it

(47:31):
Mum, you know, Mum's theword to my parents. Until the one
neighbor's like, you know, Scottywhen he has the girls sleepover, they're
so nice. The next morning whenthey're leaving. My mom didn't like hearing
that at all. Hey, everybody, thanks for calls today. I always
welcome from the show. They haven'ta held part of us. Stay there,
let's cick off that rock block foryou. It's one hundred point seven
ZXL, South Jersey's rock station,z x L Morning Show on your smiling

(47:58):
over smiles you and when you're loving, oh you love man, the sun
comes shining through where you're crying.Let's fine. You bring on the rin
right, I'll stop, you'll shoutand stop this side well to be happy
to this where you smiling. Let'sjust smiling. Keep on smiling on SI,

(48:22):
I'm smile rocking out, man,I know you guys are all my
love. Looking at you guys onmy way working rings. She's like,
oh yeah, warming up, Chipand I'm like, I'm about you here.
We're rocking. Hey, thank you, you shot you the best?
How do yeah? Keep me laughing? Man, you guys are great.
Good morning guys. Hilariot it ohgod, is it my radio or are

(48:47):
you only broadcasting? And mana thisis the rain in DJ, like if
you're on it, I listened tothis man getting up in the mornings and
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