THURSDAY 5-16-24

JAY LENO JOINS THE SHOW!

Episode Transcript

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Wake up. Wake up? Yeah, oh, wake up now, wake
up. In a world of jobmediocre radio, in a time of regulations
and rules, under the scrutiny ofbosses and management, one show breaks all

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the rules to deliver entertaining, compellingand educated radio and stand above the rest.
And this show isn't it? Heyman, what's happening? It's up,

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Homy, this is crazy. Now. He took a year, you
know, he retired, then tooksome time off, but he signed a
deal with the NFL on Fox.And that's Tom Brady. Oh yeah,
right, that big deal, likethree hundred million dollars now in doing so,
so he's gonna go. You know, we don't know how he's gonna

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be. I mean, you know, well look look at the uh that
roasty yet he's he's very good behinda microphone. But you know, we
we don't know how he's gonna be. This guy, Greg Olsen has been
on the number one UH team,the number one Fox NFL broadcasting team.
Right, yeah, there's an oldtight end for the Carolina Panthers. Yeah,

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he thought he's gonna be the numberone team. Yeah, they're good
and he's good, he's fine.But now he gets demoted to the B
team because Tom Brady's coming in.With being demoted, he has to take
a seven million dollar pay cut.Wow. Wow, Yeah, we don't
know if tom Brady's gonna be goodyet. Yeah, there's there's an audition
when you're sitting there but you're notlive, but who knows, man,

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when you're actually live and next Hamragoes on, that's that's intimidating. We'll
see how he does and Greg goLike A said, Greg Olsen's not bad.
People seem to like him over thereon Fox. But uh but yeah,
a seven million dollar pay cut justso Tom Brady can come in,
yea. I'll be honest, man. The announcers don't mean so much to
me. No, I don't likejust watching the game. I like Jim
Nance, I like Romo. Yesabout it? Uh uh uh? Who's

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the guy who did Monday night Footballfor years? Oh wow? You think
about a al Michael al Michaels.I like al Michael. I don't mind
Chris collins Worth the other man.Everyone just stopped at Chris Collins. He
sounds fine Phi Philly and the hatredthey have for Chris Collins why he was
a wide receiver for the Bengals.What did he do to you? Remember
the coach trash all the time.I remember Al Michaels, Frank Gifford,

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and Dan Diodorf the old Monday Nightfootball team that was my team growing up.
Man. My two favorites were whenDennis Miller did Monday Night Football that
was a disaster. And then NFLon Fox brought in Rush Limball. Yeah.
I like to Rush football. Notso much about football, but I
think his politics kind of Oh hehad he had some choice things that he

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said about Donovan McNabb. Yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah. I think
I was watching that. I waslike, wow, is that flying?
Now? Now look, I'm gonnaI'm gonna be team Rush here. I
believe he was on about a thousandpills a day. Yeah, he had
a he had a bit of anaddiction. I missed that guy. That's
why he's on my coffee map.Everybody, Thursday, we're gonna dive the

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net. It's a comedy. Thursday, We're still gonna find out ZXL workforce
employee of the day to day.Yeah. Not only were we gonna talk
to the great Jay Leno later thismorning, but we'll hook you up with
a pair of tickets to go seeJay Leno. So we'll get into that
just a little bit. So onepoint seven CXL, South Jersey's rock station
ZXL Morning Show. Good morning,everybody doing line. I can go alrite

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it and we'll do it line andthanks sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning.
Here's some news. Fox U's andAtlanta County man has been charged after
authorities found unregistered machine guns, includingtwo Uzzi's, two shotguns, and an
assault rifle at his home. I'mnot an expert on a second amendment,

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but I think even if you registerthem still not okay. I haven't heard
the term Uzzi in forever. Itwas my favorite gun growing up. Yeah,
of course. It was in everygreat movie, was in every Trick
Norris movie. It was. Itwas at Rambo, it was always Uzy
couldn't defend from Manuzi. Michael JohnJames of Summer's Point was charged with one
count of possessing unregistered machine guns andother firearms. He appeared in federal court

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yesterday. In February, US Customsand Border Patrol intercepted two suspicious packages that
authorities believed contained controlled substances that wasaddressed to the man's residence. Officials organized
a controlled delivery of the packages tothe residents. When authorities observed a man
take the packages into his home,they executed a searge warrant, and that's
when they found the firearms and ballisticitems. It's gun to my head.

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I couldn't find a place to buyan uzi. Oh, I don't know
how you get an uzzi. Idid this story for you, Jojo,
because I know this is gonna makeyou sad. Winslow Township Fire Department announced
that it's closing three, yeah,three of its volunteer fire station. I

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was ladder. Let me get thisright, latter two five, three,
I think, Well, the remainingvolunteer firefighters are going. Uh I guess
the three that they're closing is Tansborough, Albiyond and Elm Okay, okay,
Cedarbrook is still alive. Okay,Well here's the thing. So they're gonna

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consolidate in the one superstation on CedarbrookRoad. Okay, that's probably mine.
So I know that you. Youare a proud volunteer firefighter for the Winslow
Township. Now, I'm sure theguys that were volunteers are probably dead because
they were all big and and justunhealthy. People say a lot of them
smoked a lot too, for beingfirefighter. The fire chiefs said, Man,
to be honest with you, it'ssaid, it's a struggle today.

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People don't want to volunteer. Yeah, exactly right. And he said,
and then we get the people whowant to volunteer, but things are so
expensive now. They're working multiple jobsand so they can't find the time the
volunteer. Yeah, I was.I was a junior firefighter. I had
the little pager man that thing wentoff. I ran to the main road.
I never trusted like the guy's gotthe blue lights and they're allowed to

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fly down the road. I don'ttrust that. President Biden and former President
Donald Trump will go head to headinto presidential debates June twenty seventh and September
tenth. One's gonna be on CNN, the other is gonna be on ABC.
I guess Joe Biden had put outa like a like a f you,
Donald, I'll take you on anytime. And then Donald respotted and

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said, yeah, crooked Joe,I'll take on you any time. Yeah.
They got to boost them up here, man, some power drinks.
I don't know they're shooting in theBiden. I don't know what they kind
of they gotta do that stuff.They gave the ivan dragou. That's news.
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the Eagles their regular season schedule cameout yesterday. Doug Peterson's gonna make a

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return to Philadelphia. They take onthe Jaguars. They're gonna head the Brazil,
which we knew they're gonna do that. But their bye week is in
the fifth week. A's early,man, Yeah, like you're you're not
even tired yet, Like I getwe get a week off. You went
to that in week ten. It'llbe interesting to see how the Brazil game
goes. That's a lot of travel. Yeah, that's a Friday night game.

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It's a Friday night game. Andthen I think they have to I
think they turn around and they're onMonday night the next week. I'm ready
for Tuesday and Wednesday night football.Give it to me every night of the
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one outside right now. One hundredpoint seven ZXL Souters. He's rock Station
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more show. I was embarrassed lastnight. Let me give it to the
fifth grade band that I had togo sit through the performance. Now we're
talking like a rock band in arage, or are we talking like,
you know, saxophone and trombone andtrumpet. We're talking about the middle school

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band. My kid plays trumpet,but like they don't have any recitals or
anything. Okay, So he's inthe band, but they don't have a
you know, it's it's probably forthe best. Let me play it,
yeah, because you know, shocker, fifth graders aren't very good. And
shout out to the teacher too,because I mean, it's got to be
frustrating. She probably has an ideain her head of what you want to

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do, Like, that's exactly whatit was, Like I go last night,
I know exactly what it is.I guess they did a like a
Christmas one and I'm like, well, it's not very good, but it's
especially that's weird because it's almost summer. Well, no, they did it
one back at Christmas and I'm like, this isn't very good. I don't
want to imagine that the Spring onewould be a little bit more finely tuned

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because he doesn't like one. Sodo they? So what do they perform
so Christmas? You know it's Christmassongs, Honka songs? I get that.
What do they do for the Spring? Okay, I can't tell you
what song it is? Here here'show funny it is. So she says
listen, you can record if youwant, but please don't post it for
copyright infringements. There is no waythis song's supposed to be playing these songs

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listen if you hear it online.Even AI couldn't understand what freaking song this
was, and like I get it, like like I don't. It's not
even like a basic song, likeI don't know if you're doing twinkle twk
a little Star. I get itright, but it's it's okay, are
you okay? It was? Itwas? It was It was an actual
like I don't know, like uh, like it was by by Bach.

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I think it was like dragons Windor something like they're not ready for freaking
they're ready for dragons Wind. SoI sit down me and I'm listening to
him playing everything else, and mymy kid's the drummer, so he has
to they have to switch with theother kids. So at one point he's
playing the snare drum, which iscool. Oh he's got the big the
big sticks with the with the tennisballs. Okay, he's got that.
He's doing a snare drum. Thenhe's got the base one and then somehow

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he ends up on the xylophone.Is that what it is? The one
that goes dingers? I hate thosetwo. But anyway, yeah, it's
not that you get be buried inthe saxophone section of the trumpone where I
don't know, you mess up,and I heard it, tell of it
like they'd be playing here. I'mlike, okay, that that didn't belong
there. But you can tell theguy's doing it. The kid, he's
just laughing, So I get it. They're just having fun. I get

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it. But you can't hide whenyou're one of the drummers and you're the
only snare drum up there. Sothey do boats and hoes. They didn't
do boats, So watch have broughtthe house down. I can hear the
xylophone clear as day, like youcan't. You can't hide it. It's
ding ding through the whole performance.I'm watching this kid, my kid,

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he clearly isn't ready for this performance. He hasn't prepared. I've never heard
him that once practice at home.You don't have a xylophone at home.
No, yeah, we used tohave one and then we got rid of
it. I've never heard him practiceanything. And it shows up there and
I pulled him aside. They listen, man, I you know you had
fun. He's like, yeah,man, he was excited to do it.
It's cool. I was like,but you know, you gotta you
gotta put a little bit of practicein because I can clearly hear you're not

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ready. Papers dropping. Then hegoes over to the snare drum. That's
not much better. The only onehe could hide from was the bass drum
because he hear the boom and he'sin the back, and I'm like,
even that's not really So for awhile, my little guy was taking home
his trumpet and he would start toplay it, and I said, you
got to take that down the basement. It's practice. You're supposed to do
practice. And I was like,you got to take that somewhere where that
cause it is. It was ayeah, and it's like, I got

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I don't. I don't need thatin my life, especially at that age.
I mean, they're they're not readyfor it, but least it was
nice. That builds are confidence.Everybody applauded, and I guess they thought
it was kind of cool. Butmy kid, I'm like, Scotty,
gotta practice a little bit. Man, you're kind of the heart beat of
the whole. You can clearly hearyou're not prepared to do this. Man.
You're lucky man, because you don'thave girls. I had to sit
through danc recitles. M okay,you know, boring a bunch of six

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and seven year olds dancing. There'ssome hip hop songs on it, I
can imagine. And then they woulddo that thing where they would they they
would shame you into staying all fourhours, like I couldn't just leave and
when your kid was done. That'swhat my wife's like. Yeah, the
fifth grade parents are leaving and thesixth graders were coming up. I'm like,
you could just get up. I'mnot just gonna leave. Like the

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the woman who ran the dancer title, she would shame the parent. I
don't blame her. Yeah, andthey're like, you cannot leave, you
cannot leave until the very final danceis done. I'm like, dad,
this is awful. This is anall day thing. I don't have a
lot of hope for the sixth graderseither, because they weren't much better.
How many years I got of this. The jazz band they had a jazz

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band was pretty cool, Like,you need to get the jazz band,
buddy. They all like beat Nicks, just smoking pot playing jazz. You
know, I had little sunglasses on. They actually actually sounded okay. I'm
like, now we're talking. Uh, let's see. Yeah, we get
back. We'll knock out some rocknews. Joe, Joe and Scottie rock

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news. There's some rock news foryou. A new documentary about led zeppelin'll
becoming the theater soon. Col Becomingled Zeppelin has been picked up for a
theatrical release by Sony Classic Pictures Movies. I guess been bouncing around Hollywood now
for a couple of years. Wascompleted way back in twenty twenty one,
but because of COVID had some stuffwith the band, they had to sign

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off on it. It took alittle bit of time. Becoming led Zeppelin
premiered and a rough cut at theVenice Film Festival back in twenty twenty one,
but since then the film has slippedout of you with no word on
whether anyone outside of the festival wouldever see it until they made the announcement
yesterday. They said it's now completedand it'll be out in theaters. What's
some dirt I might get them,led Zeppelin? I guess the biggest story

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with led Zeppelin is the fish story, where there's I guess a very famous
hotel. I want to say inSan Francisco, or maybe it was over
in London and you could fish outthe window of the hotel okay, and
they would catch fish and then thefish would then have sex with women.

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Wow. Yeah, yeah, thatwas a big thing that It was always
a that was the big story aboutled Zeppelin, the fish story. That's
cool with the Nazi snort nants.There's a lot of rumors about Jimmy Page
and Black Magic, and of courserumor died man, so so yeah,

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it's it's interesting. Robert Plant losta child when I believe the kid was
only probably like six or seven yearsold, and some people think that that
was because Jimmy Page, his bandmate, was messing around with Black Manager.
Fish have sex. They don't havelens the watch. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I don't know who knowsif they'll bring it up or not.

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I think Robert Plant has confirmed thatstory. By the way, this is
funny. So Gavin Rosdale from Bushgood looking guy, right, he was
married to Gwen Stefani, good lookinggirl. So he did that thing.
Man, he didn't know that youriPad is hooked up to your phone,

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So like when you send a text, if you're hooked up to that iPad,
your text is going to go throughto that iPad. My kid can
see my text in his iPad.Yeah, and he was boning the maid
and Gwen had the iPad and he'stexting away to the may and so.
So they've been broken up for along time now. I think she might
be remarried at this point. Shemarried some custom country star. Right.

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He's got a new girlfriend. Andshe looks just like Gwen Stefani, of
course, because that's the look you'regoing for. And now people are tweeting
up a storm a couple of tweets. Are you freaking kidding me? It's
one of them. Gavin Rossdale shortdoes have a type. Boy, she
looks familiar, Gavin Rosdale. It'sa new girlfriend. This is really creepy,

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Like, as my wife leaves me, I have to go to Nicaragua
and to find a half Nicaragua woman. It looks just like my wife,
he said. I'm not saying thatGavin's new girlfriend looks like Gwen Stefani just
because she is blonde hair. I'msaying she looks like when Stefani because she
looks like Gwen Stefani. He's sooh the Internet, Gavin Rosdale is getting
not bashed because his new girlfriend,which by though right she is. She

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looks like a young Gwen Stefani.Her name is ex honax to X.
She's an Albanian singer. Hey,good for Gavin. Everybody's gonna say her
name is like Wendy Stefano. It'sGwenn's sister. Marilyn. Manson appears to
have signed a record deal with NuclearBlast Records. So I feel like you

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like could sign that deal nuclear Blast. I haven't heard of them, yeah,
but their up and coming Scott.Yeah. So he's apparently completed work
on a new album and he hasa partnership with this Nuclear Blast. Now,
if you don't know, you haven'tbeen paying attention. Manson got fired.
He got me too completely. Sexualassault charges like real legit like has
to go in front of a judgetype thing. Yeah, like beaten women

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and tortured, torturing them, lockingthem up, R Kelly stuff. And
so his his agency dropped them,his record label dropped them. So this
is maybe him starting to come,you know, make a comeback. A
lot of the cases have been eithersettled out of court or been thrown out
of court, so maybe this isthe start of a comeback. He is
doing a short tour, but itseems like every time he uh, he

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gets something going, another one ofthese stories come out and it just knocks
him back down. You're saying he'sin a lab with a pen in the
pad trying to get this damn labeloff. Yeah, and that label is
nuclear blasts. He's fifty five man. So real name is Brian Warner.
There you go some rock news forit. My Heart Radio's Rocky Bank.

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It's your chance to win one thousanddollars cast. I'm Jeremiah and I did
one one one hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station US where the
early am morning show. I gottagive my wife a lot of credit for
putting up with me. Right,I'm not the easiest person. I think.
I think majority of the time I'mpretty easy. But like yesterday,

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I think she she got confused,Oh boy, this isn't helpful or but
no know, like I said,this is you know, it's one hundred
percent my fault. She goes andyou know it's it's always it's always good.
I just get I get a hugebox delivered into my garage. Right,
at least it was raining the guywas nice enough to leave it in
my garage. I text my wife, I go, what is this thing?

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Dude? It was like four byit was like four foot by four
foot a bed frame. So it'slike, what is this huge box?
She's like, oh, I gota I got a picture to hang up
over our bed. I was like, what, okay, all right.
So so she's she's like, yeah, well when I get home tonight,
can you hang it up for me. I said, yeah, of course,
it's fine. So she takes itout. I go, I put

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the nails in. I go tohang it up, and she had placed
it on our on our on ourheadboard. So when I was, uh,
when I when I went to moveit, it fell behind the headboard.
Okay, I know what you're talkingabout. Yeah, like that area,
it flipped behind the headboard. Anddude, wouldn't you know, like
there's a little crack in the bottomof it. Now, like there's a

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little like cracked the wood. Youknow, my OCD won't allow me to
hang that picture up, okay,So I said, I said, I
can do it. So so dude, so like you most likely or anyone,
I got mad, and I thinkshe thought I was mad at her,
but I was trying to tell her, I'm not mad at you,
I'm mad at myself, like Idid that. And I was like,

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and so, yes, I'm pissedoff, not pissed to you. I'm
not mady. You did nothing wrong. She was. She thought I was
mad at her for making me hanga picture and I was like, no,
that's hanging a picture is easy,peasy. I'm I'm a little peethed
because she got it like on whata special or something. And she's not
sure if she get another one,because I said, look, can you
just tell him it was delivered damagethat guy is? It was an Amazon?

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Yeah, they'll do it. Well, here's the thing. She doesn't
know there was only like three,so she's not sure she can get another
one. And You're right, dude, I'm up to when I say it
is maybe a half an inch ofa little crack in the wood. Still
can the wood frame? Uh,it's all. It's all I would ever
look at Yep, that's exactly it. It's all I would ever look at

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it. So what's a picture ofDo you and your wife do you have
a conversation on what pictures you hangup? Because I had to get into
that with my wife. In ourworld, she shts up pictures I hate.
It's a picture of me and herand the whole family in Denim on
the beach. Perfect. I havethat picture. No, it's God,
now you reminded me of that picture. I don't think it's hanging up anymore.
It's one of these uh it's it'snot even a scenery like it's I

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don't know what I like it.How about that? I like it's like
one of these weird art pieces thatlooks good over our bed. It's a
beat. It's a bit like Isaid, it's four foot by four foot.
It's really big, and it's nice. But I I I broke it.
You know, I'm the I'm thereceiver that dropped the ball and has
to point at my chest and gomy bad. Now she should be pissed
because you're the one that broke thepicture. She was getting frustrated with me

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because now I'm still hanging it,and I'm just like, you know,
I'm pretty much yelling at the wall. It's going up. They're regardless,
it's going up. So and thenof course she's like, well it could
be a little more centered. I'mlike not today. We'll move the bed.
I'll move the bed if I haveto. She's got a hard hat
on. She's got a level,dude. I gotta give her a lot
of credit. Man. She shegot a new shelf for her shoes.

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Because I don't know if you knowthis, my wife has a closet just
for handbags and shoes. Yeah.So she got a new shelf and she
didn't tell me. She gets itdelivered, right, dude. She popped
it open one night and built theshelf herself. Yeah, because and I
just want you to know about thatshelf. Who knows how much it costs.
But I gotta be honest, man. You know a year ago,

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two years ago, three years ago, dude, that would have been,
Hey, can you build this forme? No. Man, she jumped
right in with tools and everything andput together that shell herself. Yeah.
My wife be hiding stuff from me, man, because we always when we
do it, like a porch pickupfor Facebook, we always give the address
in case we get murdered, weknow where to start investigation and I'll get

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that. Hey, by the way, I'm gonna be at this address.
I'm like, whoa, whoa,why are you at this address, what
what are you picking up? Whatdo you buy? Or I'll go and
like unload stuff in her car,like groceries. I'm like, wow,
there's a shelf, there's an oldmirror. I'm like, wow, we
just we just stopped caaring, didn'twe. Yeah, we just Yeah,
there's a lot. Yeah, there'sa lot. Yeah. I watch a
lot of boxes end up on ourfront porch and then I get my balls

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broken yesterday because there's a piece ofequipment that I needed and it cost sixty
I was like, oh, Isee your order a lot of stuff from
Amazon. I'm like, do youreally want to go through all the supplements
and the vitamins and the lavender andeverything else that you've been ordering on Amazon?
Due? And we talked about ityesterday. I know on Saturday morning,
I gotta get an oil change,and I know she's gonna she's gonna
be like, well, do youreally need one? Yeah? That you

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do? Yeah, I do.I need to go get this. I
get it's sixty dollars, but itneeds to happen, especially cause I'm like,
I don't know. A lot overcost me one hundred dollars yesterday from
my old change. Yeah. Yeah, and I was like, these are
just things like those are things thatneed we need to spend money on.
Yeah, but yeah, dude,it's that thing where you get so pissed
at yourself because it was my fault. I moved it, it slipped,

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it fell behind the bed frame andjust a little crack on the bottom.
Now I would hang a picture overthat bottom crack on the picture. Dude.
There was a part of me thatactually was going to match up the
paint of the wooden frame. Yea, and see if I could just peep
over the little crack, you mightmake that worse. I'll just get a
piece of duct tape. Look,I got a pay of tickets go see

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Jay Leno over at Caesars on Juneseventh, and we're gonna be talking with
mister Lenno coming up in just alittle bit. So if you want tickets
to see the very funny Jay Leno, dial up right now. Six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred andseven six zero nine six seven seven one
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back, could do some headlines.It's comedy Thursday, one unch point seven

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ZXL, South Jersey's rock station andthe z XL Morning show. This is
cool. Ye, don't don't leavethis man hanging on the phone line very
early in Jali. Yeah, yeah, this man is calling from a mansion
in California. Let's get let's let'sget let's get him on the air.
Oh hi, you guys, justChase, just call a little early,
of course. Is you like Irecognize the voice? Are you man?

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Talk about a recognizable voice? Thereyou go? Can you can you hear
I'm calling on a landline? Canyou hear me? Okay? Yeah,
they still make landlines, Yeah theydo. I for got one in Hilario.
Yeah. Uh, mister Leno,Uh coming back to Atlantic City.
Talk about now, do I havethe stat right? You were never not
number one while doing the Tonight Show, right, No, that's not true

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when I started, uh, whenled him In started, I was number
one when I started, and thenlet him and beat us for about I
think fourteen months or something like that, and then we slowly gained ground and
then we were number one for thewhole run of the show. After that

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happened, No, no, therethey went to CBS and that was a
huge story and all that, youknow, well, and I know,
you know, the You and Davestuff. But was there anybody else that
came along, because they were alla lot that, especially in the nineties,
that you were like, Okay,maybe this guy could get some org
gal could get some traction and reallybe a competitor. You'd be like chevy

(26:25):
Chase the Chevy Chase Show, youknow, not chevy Chack. You know.
I remember talking to Chevy Chase onceI just started the show and I
heard he was getting this. Ispoke to him. I said, why
are you doing this? He goes, well, you know, I got
kids and I live in LA AndI thought, this way, I could
go sailing in the morning and dostuff with the kids, and I come

(26:47):
in the after and do the show. And I go, what planet do
you want? I mean, it'san eighteen hour day job or at least,
you know, And I thought,And it didn't last really six weeks,
but I thought, everybody else isa very able competitor. Dennis Miller
or cine of a Hall certainly,Yeah, yeah, I thought, yeah,

(27:10):
yeah, I'll tell you funny yoursenior Hall start. You know,
we were always good. We've beentouring together lately now doing shows, but
back in the day. We werefriends, and when the show started it
became o de pitting one against theother of you know. So I remember
watching our senios first show and hecomes on and he said I think he

(27:30):
had Brookshields and you know, somehip music group, and he goes,
this show is going to be aboutthe music, about the funk. You
won't see Barry Manimal's ass on thisshow and the audiences okay. Fine.
So then about four or five monthsgo by, it gets near Christmas time,
and I always watched competitors to makesure we don't do the same jokes.

(27:51):
You know, you don't want tosay, oh my gosh, you
know, let them in did thatjoke three days ago or whatever? You
know. So I see our senorgoes next week on the show, Barrin
Manelo, you know, and Igo, oh, Barren mental okay.
So I call over his office andI say, because you know, he's
just Jay Leno, he don't wantto speak to you. This is very
important. He needs to speak tome. No, no, he doesn't
want to speak So I see it. PI goes, what do you want?

(28:12):
What do you want? Man?And I go, oh, next
week Barry Manilow and he fell offthe chair, and from that point on
we became real good friends again.And then, you know, and the
media makes it like we I justwent to thinking about I had a thing
on YouTube stars and hate Jay Leno. Well yeah, they did thirty years

(28:33):
ago. But assuming that I havebeen friends for a long time and we
toured together well and then and thenhe ended up going on the Tonight Show
right post Arsenial Hall show. Yeah, and I went on his show.
Yeah. So look, I thinka lot of that stuff. You know,
I don't know the behind the scenesof the you and Dave stuff,
but I mean like you and Davewere buddies, right, like you came

(28:56):
up together, you know in lan. Here's the thing. It's like I
always say, who do you tacklewhen you're playing football? The guy with
the ball? And the Night Showwas the ball and you can't take it
personally. Look, I admired Dave. I still admired Day. They you

(29:17):
know, it was interest. Daywas a great words as he could put
phrases together in a unique way thatwas really funny. But he was more
nervous performer. I was, Ithink a good performer, but not as
sophisticated as Days and so we complimentedeach other. You know. When we
started he let Him say to me, how could you just go on stage

(29:40):
and start talking right away? AndI go, well, how do you
phrase? Put those phrases together?You know? A technique I used when
I was doing let Him in theeighties. There was a couple of sandwich
shops right near a lot him inthe studio. So I would go down
and I'd get like a huge meatballsandwich on and I'd stand in front of
makeup because a new Dave came down. You're like fifteen minutes sarily going to
make and I would They walked atokay, trying to stand. She goes,

(30:03):
how can you eat? We're goingon in five minutes the day she
was really good, and I wouldjust have meat ball over and he would
just get so flustered that I was, how do you eat before you go
on? You know? And itwould really it really made me, you
know. The greatest days in mycareer, in my life, whatever you
want to call it, was doingThe Letterman Show because I would be on
it every six weeks or so andit would be totally I see. That

(30:27):
was the first show I could reallybe me when I was on with Johnny
when you go up in the EastCoast. When I went to I go,
thank you, mister Carson. Heyit's Johnny. Well, I couldn't
call him judge if when you cometo California, Oh Jay, this is
my These are my parents, Boband Agnes. Why will you missed mister
Manelli, nice to meet you.I can't call your parents Bob and Agnes.

(30:48):
It's too California, you know.And so with Letterman, it was
the first time you got actually hateDave nice tide and tear the place up,
which would not be appropriate for thenight show. You know, I
do you collect cars? Man?I gotta ask you, what was the
first car you got? I mean, as a kid, the first car
got I was fourteen. It wasa thirty four to Ford pickup truck Wow

(31:08):
parked behind a gas station. Andthe idea was my dad and I would
drink, drag it back to thehouse and I would have two years to
fix it up and get it running. And that's pretty much what I did.
Now do you still have that No, not that one. I don't
that one. I it sold andquickly moved to a series. You know,

(31:30):
how are you feeling. I know, you know it must have been
what a couple of years. Nowyou got no one accident and people you
know, that's so hilarious. Imean, nurses, policeman teaches, these
people get injured every day. Youknow, Please it could be a whiny
celebrity. Can I go back tothe cars and stuff? How do you

(31:52):
get hooked in with Carson? Andthen this is the power that he wielded
And it's so funny. I don'tthink any late night show did this after
him. He would take Fridays offright, Oh I guess yeah he did.
Yeah, I mean he I thinkhe took fifteen weeks a year,
sixteen weeks year and then and thenyou and then you became the permanent guest

(32:14):
host. How did how did?How do you get hooked into that?
How do you get hooked them again? Permit? I'll tell you a story.
Okay, there were six or sevencomedians that rotated at guest host and
they were all handled by the samemanaged company. And the management company called

(32:35):
me and said, listen, nowwe're going to go to Johnny and get
twenty five thousand a show. Atthe time when he gets sold, he
got five hundred and twelve dollars.That was that was scale, okay,
And they got twenty five thousands,and we said, we want you to
join our team and everything else.You know, guys, I'm going to
keep working five hundred and twelve dollars. Well that's stupid, because well I

(32:59):
don't think so. But I appreciatethanks for the offer. You know,
I'm flattery that you want to manageme. But you know, I'm just
going to keep doing a five hundredtwelve dollars. Well, I knew Johnny's
company owned the show, and weall did about the same numbers. And
at the end of the month,let's see, that cost us foh hundred

(33:20):
fifty thousand dollars. With Leno,it cost us thirty four hundred dollars.
Smart, why don't we go withLeno? And you know, I always
played a long game. I neverasked how much a job paid. Whatever.
That was fine, whatever you paid. If I'm any good, you
can pay me a little more thannext time. And that worked out fine.
I never asked for a raise onthe Tonight Show. It just came

(33:42):
because they thought, oh you didokay. You know, I earned money
outside the Tonight Show and it workedout. It worked out fine, It
worked out fe You know, it'sstill a financial business and you have to
you have to be profitable. Youhave to make money for everybody else before
you get any money yourself. Andthat always worked for me. Now,
what about this is how I wasintroduced to you. So I was a

(34:06):
kid of the eighties. I knewabout you. I didn't really watch the
Tonight show. It was a littlekid the Doritos ads. Dorito has to
send you just lifetime shipments, right, Well you can only I mean,
I think if you're nine, that'sa dream made you get three Dorito's for

(34:28):
life. Man, that's unbelievable.So not really, I mean that turned
out to be pretty good. Thatwas a fun thing to do. You
know, I enjoyed it. Youturned me on the cool ranch. Oh
there you go, bunch, allyou want, We'll make more. Hey,
Jay, last question for me?What's your day look like today?
What does Jay Leno do today?Well, I go to my garage and

(34:50):
I work with RNs. That's whatI'm doing today. Okay. You know,
when you work with your hands,it makes you appreciate how easy it
is to make money talking. Youknow, I always tell this story.
I've probably gold with you, butI had a huge star. I'm not
going to say it was. I'mthe Tonight Show on and during the break
that mechell, you know cars,right, I go, yeah, I
love cars, goes, I wantto get sports car. It's the good
sports got to get. I said, well, this new Ferrari has just

(35:13):
come out with unbelievable and then hesays to me, yeah, but you
know everybody has a Ferrari. Isaid, okay, hold it right there,
Okay, everybody does not have aYeah. And if you say that
publicly, you'll be taken out inthe street and you'll be beaten to death.
Okay, most people have never evenseen a frou I mean, you
live in Hollywood. You have thisridiculous idea of what the world is like.

(35:34):
It's not true at all. Imean, it's it's why you know,
the science felt all makes a bigdeal of the fact that I never
touched a dime on my TV money. I always lived on what I made
as a comedian, you know,because that was real money. TV's a
job that maybe the last twenty twoyears, but most of the end in
thirteen weeks, and you can't dependon that. You know you and comedy

(35:58):
is all you have to do itevery week. It's like a muscle.
It begins the atrophy and you're you'rejust screwed. So I enjoy doing it.
It's funds do it and it keepsit real because because that's real money
in my hand. You know,it's like shopping with a credit card and
shopping with cash. You're always muchmore brugal. When you shop with Casher
goes. It's leaving your hand,you know, a credit card just we

(36:22):
and they get this huge bill atthe end of the month. Oh my
yeah. Well look Jay, misterLeno, yeah it is where you are
coming back to Atlantic City. We'reso excited. But one last week,
can you want to say one thing? You know, this is I'm so
sick of Trump and Biden and politics. This is a you know, my

(36:45):
favorite guy was Rodney. I knewRodney dangeviel for forty five years. I
have no idea if he was aRepublican or a Democrat. Well, as
we got together, we just didjoke and that's the show is. It's
just a fun show with a lotof jokes. I'm not giving my stupid
opinion, not telling people how theyshould vote. I just want to do
jokes and be funny. And that'sthat's pretty much where it is. And

(37:05):
you know something, since I startedthat attitude, ticket sales are up like
twenty five and look, people justwant to get away from that. And
Jay. One last question and ithas to do with that, with with
Rodney's you you have seen so manydifferent stages of comedy since you started.
Who was the guy? Was itRodney? Was it Richard Richard Pryor was

(37:27):
it was it Sam Kennison? Wasit Dice? Who was the guy that
you saw? And you go,is the game changer? Oh? You
know, Sam Kennerson was an hardcharacter, truly an original, you know,
bringing that preacher thing where he's justscreaming if the artist used to knock
me out, I mean Rodney.I'll tell you a funny story about Rodney.

(37:49):
I had Rodney on the side shokeand he was in his eighties.
This is like September of two thousandand four, and he was a little
office game you know that terrible yebut I remember all he's doing the stand
up. I said to the Devonproducer, said, call the paramedics.
Rodney's having a stroke. He goesreally like, oh yeah, he's a
little loss. Came you. SoRodney sits down and he talks. He

(38:12):
goes, yay, I tell youhow you're doing over there, you know,
And but he's he's sweated really profusely. Okay. Meanwhile he gets through
it and it's fine. So hedoes the segment. Okay, the show
ends. Now the show is over. In the paramedics show up and I
go and knock and ride. SoI said, Rodney, can the paramedics
take a look at you. Ithink you're having a stroke. I'm okay,
I'm okay. Well he did havea stroke, and they took him

(38:35):
away in a stretcher, and acouple of weeks later, his wife Joan
called me and goes, Jay,Rodney's gonna called me. You got to
come out to the hospital. Okay. So down to the hospital and Rodney's
lying there with his eyes open,and Jones says to me. The doctor
says he can hear us can't respond. So I'm telling him how much we
love him and how great he wasletting us work Danger Fels night club and
giving us free food or whatever,you know, does all the things he

(38:58):
did me you know, so Jonesays me, Jake, take your finger.
Put it in Rodney's hand, saysRodney. If you know it's Jay,
Ryan squeezed his fingers. So Iput my finger in Rodney's hand and
I went, h I felt justa slight, slight minischool squeeze, and
I went, Rodney, that's notmy finger, okay, And Rodney twitched

(39:23):
he moved and I went, Igotta laugh, Joe, I gotta laugh
from it. And we both startedscreaming and laughing. And you know,
he passed away right after that.And people might think that's a mean story,
but it's not. It's a lovestory. You know. Just getting
a laugh from Rodney it was madeit all worth. Did you ever I

(39:43):
do hear about the Rodney bathrobe stuff? Did you ever experience where he didn't
close his bathrobe and was wearing nothingunder it? Yes, that that was
Rodney. Hilarious. Stop stop wait, stop, just stop this. Look
that was Rodney. You know hewas your crazy uncle on Thanksgiving. You

(40:06):
know that's fun, Jay Leno,It's it's a pleasure. We can't wait
to see you back in Atlantic City. Like you said, it's just gonna
be a fun night of comedy.Hey, thanks a lot, all right,
Jay, thanks so much for gettingup early. Appreciate it. Okay,
dude, you got to keep thisguy a lot of credit. It's
it's it is five something where heis, yeah, and he's gotta go

(40:29):
work on cars. That's the restof his day, right, Like I
think it might be even in likethe four Like it's it's like forces a
three hour difference. He's out inl a twenty out there. Yeah,
guy gets up to go do thisdumb interview. We'll have more tickets comedy
Thursday next week for Jay Leno.Gonna be hitting up Caesars on June seventh.
We get back, knock out sometrash, oh love track anything thirty

(40:59):
one nothing anything racket rock or roughinglo frash. Well, she's rich now,
so I guess she can do whatevershe wants. Kevin Costner's ex wife,
Christine Baumgardner, this is this isone of those hippy things. Man.

(41:21):
Apparently she's starting the date. Butit's a guy that I guess Kevin
is kind of friends with. That'snot okay, that's not okay like that
at all. She's dating a guynamed Josh Connor, a mutual friend to
both of them. Now Kevin hasmoved on. He's dating Jewel. I
mean unless the guy says it's okay. But it's still not okay. Yeah.
Probably If you say it's not okay, then you sound like a bitch.

(41:42):
But if you say it's okay,then I don't know, you're still
kind of a bitch too. Butyou let a guy just went on your
girl. They were married for eighteenyears. I think she got a big
payday off of Kevin. I mean, but what's cool. Kevin's banging Jewel
and she's banging a guy named JoshConnor. Kevin Costler Winner The Winner,
right, and he's on yellow stuffgot great movies. Sophie Turner she was
the redheaded girl from Game of Thronesand she married a Jonas brother. She

(42:07):
has praised Taylor Swift for helping herafter she got a divorce from Joe Jonas.
In an interview with British Vogue,she said that Taylor is her absolute
hero for the support. Swift andTurner were seen spending time together frequently after
the announcement of the divorce with JoeJones. And that's because Jeoffrey died.

(42:30):
Yes, right, that was herhusband and the show, right, Yeah,
yeah, and he was awesome bythe way. Remember he was shooting
crossbows. Yeah yeah, he waslike the yeah, and that it didn't
wasn't this so annoying that they justkilled him? He was bad dude,
man, he was one of thoseI actually ford I went forward in the
series because I wanted to see theepisode where he dies. You hated this

(42:50):
kid so bad, like he was. He was so annoying that they,
like, I think his family killedthem. Yeah, yeah, some poison
them. Paris Hilton Warri prosthetic babybump while a Sarah get carried her baby.
In her new book, it says, yeah, she wanted to feel
pregnant even though she wasn't pregnant.That's so weird to me, man,

(43:10):
I don't know that's the connection youhave with that child. It's it's it's
your body. Man. Angie Harmonnow Angie Harmon an actress, a very
tractive actress. I believe she wasmarried to uh or is still married to
Jason Seahorn, who played for theNew York Giants. Yeah. You know,
he's the last white cornerback to everstart an NFL game. Well,

(43:36):
their dog was a guy was Wedid this story a couple of weeks ago.
A guy was like doing instacart orwhat's the other one? Like,
you know when they drop they droppedfood off the grubhub right, grub Hub.
Yeah, he was dropping I guessan order off at their house and
their dog came after him and heshot and killed their dog. I don't
know. Here's the thing. Who'sin the right, who's in the wrong.

(44:00):
She has now hired a lawyer andis looking to sue this guy.
Criminal charges were not charged on thedriver, claiming self defense. Yeah,
because even my dog, like mydogs, I don't know, it's big
and fluffy and dumb, and he'llcome running at you. But I would
hope somebody would wait and see before. I mean, if the dog's attacking
you and locked on, I'd liketo know what kind of dog, right,
Yeah, I think that would helpme out. Yeah. Look,

(44:23):
there go some trash for it YardRadios. Rocky Bank, it's your chance
to win one thousand dollars. Jeremiahand I didnt sevens the Excel, South
Jersey's rock station comedy Thursday, Apair of jay leto tickets for a workforce
employer the day. Good morning,How were you a bud good? You

(44:43):
call for the jay Leno tickets?Yeah? Man, give us your best
jay Leno. It's really easy todo. Everybody does it, jay Leno,
Go ahead, give it to me. Come on a little bit.
What's your name? Carmen? Iam Kari later on a Room five roon

(45:07):
five because he has a musical guest. That's that's right, that's today.
I gotta being Ed McMahon. Wereyou a Leno or were you a letterman
guy? Usually have to be oneof the other. It's like Star Wars
or Star Trek? What were you? You were alone? You know what?
It was, California guy. Iwas a letterman guy. But I
was also a very big coning guy. I love coning. Uh. Johnny

(45:30):
Carson guy, actually Carson, dude, you know what. I'll go back
and watch those because it was atwo hour broadcast back in the day.
Uh. And I'll go back andwatch those Johnny Carson episodes and they're man,
they're a throwback. He's got theashtray, he's chain smoking, everyone's
drinking. It's fantastic. He dida two hour show. Yeah, it

(45:52):
was from eleven to one. Wow. Yeah, yeah, I think yeah,
eleven, yeah, yeah, Iknow. Maybe it was ninety minutes,
but no, I'm almost positives twohours. Well, you're gonna love
it. Man. If you're aLeno guy, you got the Leno tickets?
All right, all right, buddy, you stay on hold. I'm
gonna get all your info. Okay, okay, look what what's your job?

(46:13):
What do you do? I'm andeploring visit dam the floor. Okay,
all right, Carl, that's there. You stay on all that's it.
That's the best inmorstation I could do. We had Leno one about a
half hour ago. I thought Lenowas doing a Leno impression. He did
a really good one. He doesa really good jail Jane. Leno does
a real good jay Leno. It'sthe wine. Wait are you doing it?

(46:34):
Yeah? We get we get back. Well, we'll knock up the
headline. It's like he's in thestudio. Then then we've got an Edie
Brookell in the New Bohemia Yours today. It starts at nine a m.
It's rock the bank right here onone hundred point seven WSX. I'll be
listening for that keyword. That ishow you're gonna win I don't know what
to do here. So tomorrow,my my oldest right turns twenty four.

(47:00):
What what do you do for atwenty four year old because you're not experienced
to twenty one? Yeah, becauseyou're not had that fun and you're also
not a kid anymore. Right,So it's not like, you know,
I'm not going to shower you withgifts You're twenty four, right, no
gifts that you want. I guesscash ulways, right? Are we are?
We at the point where it's justa dinner and experience an event like

(47:22):
out with the family. I thinkit's a hey, you know what,
maybe I'll buy you a drink atthe bar. Birthday, yeah, because
I'm trying to think when my parentsstopped really doing anything. I remember my
parents they took me out for mytwenty first birthday for what was quote unquote
my first legal drink. Yeah,I know. Now you go back to

(47:45):
the bar where you've been using afake ID. I'd probably been drinking seven
years before that. It's the legalone, but I'm big on that was
the last time I remember my parentscelebrating a birthday with me Because to me,
especially like at the age of liketwenty four, like, you want
to go hang out with your friends, not your parents, right, And

(48:06):
I have a feeling that my oldestis kind of like hinting around, like,
hey, you know, maybe youknow you could take me out to
dinner to celebrate, So she wantsyou to do something. I'm like,
yeah, I mean, okay,well, I mean have we looked at
inflation? It's maybe we'll celebrate twentyfour next year. I don't know,
man, My my parents never didanything like well, dude, special occasions.

(48:30):
Shocking still to me. Your daddidn't even go to your high school
graduation. Oh yeah, yeah,we Yeah, my dad never took me
to the bar for my first legaldrink. I forget what it was.
But I don't know, man,Even at twenty one, it's a fun
age because now you're legal, yougo out there, you're experience like you
do with your son. You wentout there, you saw him have his
first drink. At twenty four,they stopped the matter. It's not a
big deal anymore. Birthdays. Yeah, it's it's it's and it's your twenty

(48:52):
four like, and it's such aan odd age because there's not any milestones,
like you're not twenty one you're notthirty yet, right, You're just
twenty four at this point. Nowyou're counting the thirties, forties, fifty.
Those are the ones are gonna matter. Twenty four just doesn't matter anymore.
There's nothing you can't do it here. I got another question, twenty
four do you do a birthday cake? I don't think so, man.

(49:14):
I think those days are old,and I think it's and it is and
it is sad, and I dofeel bad for her because those are like,
those are the things that you kindof still have that kid mentality in
the back of your head. Yeah, and you're like, yeah, oh,
how come people aren't giving me cupcakesand a birthday care? Where's the
balloons at? Yeah? Where where'sthe big deal? And it's like,
well, it's because you're you're old, and you know this is it is

(49:37):
what it is. You're twenty four. Yeah, even at uh yeah,
I mean unless I would want it, I guess I don't know what age
does the birthday cake even go.I mean, she's not blowing out candles.
That's a that's a kid party,you would think, right, But
then again, my wife still likesto blow at the candle, you know.
But it's usually on something we're eatingfor dinner, like it might just
be mashed potatoes. We don't actuallydo the birthday cake. It's like here,

(49:58):
you know, I don't know,I got some for you to blow.
It's not a candle, so andthen like, do you go do
I put twenty four candles in thecake or do I just get a two
and a four? Now I justpicture her. She's wearing a hat.
You have one of those noisemakers.There's a camp, there's a cake,
there's a gift, unless there's aspecial gift she want. But here's the
thing. The gifts aren't The giftsaren't child gifts, of course, but

(50:20):
no, I mean you're pay doI like pay an insurance bill for her?
It would have to be something coollike yeah, like and it's still
like it's like an Apple watch,Like an Apple watch would be a gift
or like something big, whatever itis, it would have cost you money.
It's expensive, dude. Yes,Yeah, let's backtrack a little bit
here. Yeah, she's not gonnabe like, oh my god, this

(50:40):
is the shirt that I wanted forforever twenty one. Yeah, she still
lives at home, so let's let'slet's pump the brakes a little bit.
Maybe that's your gift. My giftis I give it the roof. That's
I think the gift every day.I think it's a I think it's dinner.
I think I think that's that's thegame plan is at least dinner,
some drinks or something. I stilldon't know what she wants to do.

(51:02):
She hasn't said it. I did. I did feel bad for her because
my wife wife, and her andher brother is in town from Miami,
and her other brother lives close,and they made plans to do something on
her birthday. I think they forgotit was her birthday. What do you
mean, like my wife? Oh, they made other plans that didn't include

(51:28):
the twenty four year old on herbirthday. And I think she was a
little hurt. She's like, she'slike, you guys know that's my birthday,
right, So happy birthday, Josephine. And I will yeah, I'll
figure something out. A nice dinner. You're you're in dinner maybe maybe maybe
you know, maybe give her acrisp ten dollars bill and say don't spend
it all in one place. Aboutthat? Look cool? Huah wah gift

(51:51):
card. We get back, dude, I love a wahwah gift Carday,
she's just she's got jay Leto ticketsfor her birthday. Oh, she likes
to show. We gift back.We will do it. They called,
you think you have this? Youthink you've got in bed. I don't
think we have a bed. What'sworse than not being accepted to the school
of your choice? Ah? Allright, you're talking about college. How

(52:14):
about this being accepted then being told? Yeah about that? Don't bother coming
in on moving day. About athousand applicants received a welcome email from Georgia
State University for the twenty twenty fourto twenty five school year, before discovering
their new status was the result ofan error by the admissions office. They
weren't accepted to the school. Nope. School officials say the email to the

(52:35):
prospective students wasn't an official acceptance letter. It was one of several communications sent
to accepted students after they're admitted.The group of about fifteen hundred had incomplete
applications. Andrea Jones, vice presidentof public relations for the school, said
we sent them follow up communication explainingthe eraror and encouraging them to complete their
applications so they could be considered foradmission. The school also says they will

(52:59):
now be triple to make sure thisdoesn't happen again. Yeah, just yeah
once again. College. Yeah,but now you missed down on the community
college you could have went, soyou got accepted there. That sucks,
du because that's exciting. Man,you like give you make a big deal
out of it. Mom and dadare proud, and then you get that
second email and it's like, yeah, yo, no, we screwed up.

(53:19):
Yo yo yo. That was likemy daughter. Man, Like,
we we paid everything for the schoolyear, right, they gave us the
number at the beginning of the schoolyear. We paid it. And then
I just get a phone call,Hey, yeah about that, about that
number we gave you. It's gonnabe like fifteen hundred more dollars and you
already have the sweatshirt, you alreadyhave the hat and the flag hanging up.

(53:39):
You got it, dude. Ohthey got me because it was nine
months into our school year. Yeah. Right, so it's uh so then
I I still the woman go whatwhy you gave me a price? Why
is it fifteen hundred dollars more?Sometimes that happens, was her answer.
I'm not even kidding that was heranswer. It's sometimes that just happens.

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Like if you told me that mydaughter lit a dorm on fire and I
gotta pay fifteen hundred dollars worth ofdamage. You get it now, I
get it. Yeah. But foryou just to go eh, it's because
we decided to charge a fifteen hundredmore doctors. Have they ever called you
and said the price went down fifteenhundred dollars? You ain't gonna believe this?
No, No, they haven't saidthat yet. We haven't sent out

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we've overcharged you, ye last night? You know, guys, you know
what half off? Where do Isend this check? An Australian doctor was
given a death sentence last year,diagnosed with incurable stage four brain cancer,
and the doctor was told not toget his hopes up. At best,
he had about a year left,but cancer had no idea who it was
dealing with. Richard Scholer went towork. He is a professor and a

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cancer doctor, so him and anotherdoctor they were fighting this deadly disease.
The bottom line is the man andhis people decided on a combination of immunotherapy
which would be delivered before and afterthe man surgery to remove the tumor,
along with some other types of therapy. Uh and he was given a vaccine

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tailored specifically for this tumor that hehad. It would help boost the cancer
detecting powers of the drugs. Allthis with the clock ticking. The good
news is, for now the dudecured himself a cancer. That's pretty that's
pretty honest. But once again,it helps that he's a cancer doctor.

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Listen, someone just give us thecure for cancer. It's out there somewhere
somebody. I've heard that. Therumors are the Cuba has a cure for
lung cancer, and the problem is, we just make too much money here
in the United States on cancer treatments. They just roll it in a cigar.

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I mean, it's it's that thatrumor has been around for the last
fifteen years. The Cuba has,you know, has been sitting on the
cure for lung cancer. So hesaid, look, it's not that my
brain cancer's cure, but it's niceto know that it hasn't come back yet.
So he's still got some more timeto enjoy his life. We've all
been stuck in traffic, but tofight boredom. We have the radio cell

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phone so we can talk to otherpeople. At no point should you ever
get bored enough that you turn toa quick round of masturbating, especially if
you're an Uber driver and you havea passenger. It's in the car and
it's a woman. The woman recountedholding back tears and fearing that she would

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be raped on what was supposed tobe a quick and quiet journey home during
rush hour terrible. Without going tomuch detail, she said she was taking
a twenty minute Uber ride and theygot caught in traffic and the man started
pleasuring himself. I don't know whywe don't understand that ubers are incredibly dangerous,
specially if you're a single woman.She did complain, and the man

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has been banned from driving for Uber. How many stars did she give him?
Yeah, that's a sof point.Man. You look over and you're
like, oh, okay, okay, what's going on there? Hey there,
Louis c K he's driving. Thereyou go. Those people they have
a bet you not so much.One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's
rock station ZXL. When I'll beshocked when we leave here. If there

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aren't three dead people on the blackHorse Pike. Did you see coming in
this morning? The guys trying tochange their tire on the black Horse Plan.
I got here a little bit earlierthan you, and they were trying
to fix a tire. Now,guy, happens. It's early morning.
I think it was about little afterfour am when I passed them. It
was dark outside them. Yeah,it's pitch black, and they blew out

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a tire and it looked like anothercar stopped to help them, but the
guy behind so the car that actually, if you're heading down the black Horse
Pike that you would see first didn'thave its flashers on. The car in
front did so. If you aren'tpaying attention, man, you could have
sideswiped these guys and took them allout like bowling picks. Come. I
got the car in front of me. I'm in the right hand lane.

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I see them kind of swerve tothe left. Now we're by the crack
hotels. Mostly usually that's like sometype of prostitute or there's a crackhead or
something. I get it. Youdon't want to hit the person. I
understand. They just serve out ofthe way. I see the car.
I see three kids, three kidsthat look like they have no idea.
They do lose tire irony trying tochange a flat tire, and they're in
the but they're in the middle ofthe roadroad. Their bodies are in the

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road where your car travels through.It's that stupid thing when you're young and
you think you're invincible and you justhave no fear. But here's my thing.
So like I passed them an hourbefore you did. What's taking them
so long to get this tire off? They're dumb kids, And you know
what, you know what we didaway with. We did away with auto
shop in high school because these guysused to learn how to change oils too

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well. At least, I meanthere's a shoulder to the road, at
least push the car onto the shoulder. I wouldn't be shocked that they didn't
even jack up the car. Thatthey are trying to loosen these lug nuts
and they're going to try and pullthe tire off the car without it being
jacked up. Two of the guysare trying to lift the car up.
These three kids had no idea whatthey're doing other than being incredibly dangerous by
standing in the middle of the road, dude, it happens, man,
when you're driving at three point thirtyfour am, you see some weird things.

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Man, Because you know who's theI think it was Jim Harball said,
nothing good happens after midnight, rightright, Like nothing good. If
there's people just wandering down the BlackHorse Pike and it's four am, nothing
good's happening there. That person didnot just leave a business meeting. He's
not going to he's not going tohis job's not doing anything good. Everybody,

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thanks to your calls that they alwayswelcomed on the show. Glad when
you're all a part of it,stay there. We'll kick off that rock
block for you. It's one hundredpoint seven ZXLS Outh Jersey's rock station US
with the ZXL Morning Show. Whenyou're smiling twenty when you're smiling, smile
over smiles, and when you're eleveneleven, when the sun comes shining through,

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when you're crying, you're very longthe we gonna stop you shout stop
this side well to be happy tothis where just smiling, Let's just smiling,
keep on smiling. I'm smile droppingout, man. I know you
guys are awesome. I love lookingat you guys on my way of working.

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H I got yeah, warming upChip and I'm like, I'm a
doown you here. We're rocking.Hey, thank you? You shot you
the best? How you doing Yeah? Keep me laughing, man, you
guys are great. Good morning guys, HILARI let me think, oh God,
is it my radio or it's areyou only broadcasting in Manah? This

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is the read that's in DJL.Like, if you're on it, I
haven't listened to it. Thanks.Man, getting up in the mornings doesn't
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