TUESDAY 5-21-24

WAYS TO DIFFUSE A FIGHT

Episode Transcript

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Wake Up, Wake Up, Oh, wake up, Wake Up. In
a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time of regulations and rules,

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under the scrutiny of bosses and management, one show breaks all the rules
to deliver entertaining, compelling and educatedradio and stand above all the rest.
And this show, isn't it?Hey man? What's happening? I think

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we've entered a very interesting phase inmy house. Okay, And if you
have boys, I think you knowwhat I'm talking about. And I have
to deal with it with my oldestson. It's the we take really long
showers. We locked the bedroom door. Whoops? Why is that locked?

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Oh? I don't know. We'venow entered that phase. I don't know
if I'm naive or not. Idon't know if my guy's into it yet.
I haven't noticed a lot of showersyou don't like to take them.
Actually, yeah, now the doorgets locked when I go in. There
is usually watching something on YouTube.He's not supposed to like you watch it.
I think it was called Busty Cops. The other day, Like,
what's this? I was like,and I looked at it. I was

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like, oh, I know whatthis is? Oh? Oh, son,
Now he has a box of tissueson next to his bed, but
that he does have allergies. SoI don't know. Maybe I'm the naive
parent and I don't know what's happening. I know I have an allergy and
it's getting an erection. So yeah, we've entered I think we've entered that
world. And I broke it tomy what I knew it was she would

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be heartbroken because that's her little that'sher last little guy. And uh,
and so I broke it to heryesterday, said I said, I think
we're at that world right now.Now, I'm like the sex talk.
You don't have a talk with this. He just kind of figures it out
right, like like I just madeit. But between your buddies at school,
yeah, you know, and theworld like you just you know,

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and like all of a sudden,you know it, you know, like
look what pops up? Yeah?Yeah, And you don't want to embarrass
me. You don't want to shamethem, like you don't want to go
on the radio and talk about it. Yeah, But you also don't want
that water build to get out ofcontrol either. Well that's a thing too.
Yeah, Hey, son, Igotta sit down with him and go
hey, you know what, don'tyou don't have to run the water.

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Yeah yeah, so uh yeah,that's uh. You look, every guy
goes through it, you know.It's that like like eleven to like eighty
seven. It keeps very busy.Yeah, Dad's no. But you know,
moms don't want to know, norshould they know. You don't even
know what's going on there. Yeah, yeah, he's fine. Moms no,

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they don't like to think about it, but they know. Moms,
no, it keeps me from beingan animal and just jumping on my wife
every time she gets home. Soyou know she should thank the fact that
it's that that actually exists. Yeah, I'm trying to think. Go back.
You remember Nia Beebles. No,she was Mario van Biebels's sister if

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you look her up, if yougoogle her. I think she was on
like that MTV dance show, rememberthe Downtown Julie Brown shows. Yeah yeah,
oh dude, I know what you'retalking about. Yeah, and uh
and I think that was the firsttime ever. Now your first pop huh
yeah yeah yeah. And Nea Peebles, I know who mine was. To

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think about that, she was agood looking braun. I remember going to
Godfather too. In the scene whereshe drops a dress and that's Godfather one
yes where he's in Italy. Ohokay, okay, so yeah, and
it's she drops the dress and thenthe spoiler alert she blows up in a
car. I remember thinking, man, Italian brought us that weird looking boobs.

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It's a weird boob. You seeyour boobs, it's seventies boobs.
Yeah, really weird. Old on. Let me see here, I'm gonna
give him a show. You kneeat peeblesh you remember her? Let me
see? Oh sure do well man? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
know what. I'm gonna save thispicture for later. You should pass it

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down everybody else. Tuesday, we'regonna dive into that. We're gonna find
out XL workforce employees. The dayfor that, we have uh def Leppard,
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one. Good morning, everybody,do it live. I can go all

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write it and we'll do it litand things sucks. I'm Scotty, good
morning. He's some news foe useon a Tues Tuesday Tuesday. I know
it ended in a why this iscoming from our buddies at all End in
a while, But that's the joke. This is coming from our buddies at

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breakingac dot com. Atlantic City's Boardof Education should remove the district's superintendent in
the light of criminal charges alleging sheassaulted her teenage daughter. That's coming from
Ventnor Cities and school board leadership ina letter sent this week. The quote
is we gave Atlantic City every opportunityto do the right thing, said the
Vtnor mayor. After the letter sentto the Atlantic City Board of Education,

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President Chase Steele expressed concern at thepanel's failure to act when you're Atlantic City
and then Ventnor City has to chimein and say, yeah, Atlantic City,
you're not doing the right thing here. Yeah, because kids Vetnor go
to Atlantic City High School and they'relike, not only is the high school
a mess, the principal she's introuble, right, so she's on leave
and they're not even sure if she'son non paid or paid leave. They're

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no one can figure it out.Yeah, So I want to thank hit
upbreakingac dot com. It's one ofthe best sites out there to get news
around South Jersey. Former Boston RedSox pitcher Austin Maddox was arrested in Florida
as part of an underage sex sting. Maddox was one of twenty seven people
arrested as part of a multi agencyoperation last month in Jacksonville, Florida.

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They're accused of soliciting sex over theinternet from people who they believe were children.
Why can't we just go out andfind women our own age and go
buy them a drink and sit downand talk to them at the bar and
maybe take them on a couple ofdates. This former Red Sox pitcher,
who's thirty three, began communicating withan undercover agent pretending to be an underage
girl. He expressed his intent tohave sex with the girl, even after

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she told him that she was onlyfourteen years old. Target said yesterday it
plans the slash the price of bread, coffee, diapers, and thousands of
other everyday items this summer, joiningother retailers looking to kickstar business by catering
to inflation weary consumers. Target iscutting its prices because consumers are feeling pressured
to make the most of their budget, said their executive vice president, Target

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said had already lowered the price ofroughly fifteen hundred items, and the remaining
cuts will take effect in the comingweeks. It's because you know what,
dude, it's getting so bad outthere with inflation. Target customers they went
over to Walmart. Yeah, Idid. I haven't been in the Target
in a long time. They wentthe Dollar tenroal. They went to Walmart.
It's too fancy at Target, right, Like, you're not spending Target

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prices, You're not spending whole foodprices. You know, that's just it
ain't happening no more. That's news. What about sports? It is brought
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Scottie Scheffler he's the guy that gotarrested on Friday as he was headed
to the PGA Championship. He's theI think the number one golfer in the
world. His arraignment on multiple chargesstemming from the incident prior to the second
round of the PGA Championship has beendelayed to June third. Yeah, I
think they're gonna find out it's amisunderstanding. That's what he said. It

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seems like a pretty nice guy,seems like a top notch guy. His
press conference, he thanks, hethanked the cops and said, look,
I didn't think I'd be doing mystretches in a jail cell. But it
was a very chaotic scene. Andhe goes, it was just a big
misunderstanding right on a check for likefifty grand. You know, Sorry,
here's a nice little contribution to theTake a couple of the cops out on

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the course. He hit some ballswith him. This guy didn't even play
with the Eagles, and he's retiringPhiladelphia Eagles W receiver at Devonte Parker.
He retired Monday after nine seasons inthe NFL. I guess he was traded
to the Eagles this offseason. Andhe's like, yeah, oh yeah,
okay, I'm gonna I guess heplayed with the Dolphins and the Patriots and
he got traded to the to theEagles after nine seasons and he's like,

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yeah, you know what, You'regonna wrap this bad boy up. And
so he's I don't even think he'sever put on an Eagle's uniform. Now,
there's a lot of talent when itcomes to wide receivers. That's what
it is too. I might noteven get would have been low man on
that totem pole. There you go. That's news that sports brought to you
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I have to sixty eight clowns tonight. Open a little fifty five tomorrow

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for your Wednesday sunny warming up alittle bit, hig up to seventy.
It's a fifty six outside right now. After his rock station's DXL Morning show.
I thought this was a little Sowe have a guy comes out.
It's a mosquito Joe, which ispretty cool. It comes to his little
backpack man just blows his chemical overthe yard. You can't have it,

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Yeah, you can't have kids andpets out there because I think they'll just
fall over and die from this smokethat's coming out. Yeah, because back
in the day was deep that wasthe big one they would spray. But
I don't think they're allowed to dothat anymore. Well, I like that
round up, I know it givesyou cancer, but damn man, it
does take those weeds out from yoursidewall. Crack. Yeah, I used
bleach, and I can't imagine that'sgood for soaking into the soil. I
remember we were doing some work.We were taking the varnish off of furniture

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once and I remember we used sometype of acid and I saw a burn
marsh on my skin. But wedid it in the driveway and then I
just took the hose and just washit down. My godfather lived across the
street from us growing up. Hewould take he would change his own oil,
right because they were real men backin the seven so I wish,
yeah, I know. So hewould change his own oil, and then
he would take the oil that hedrained out and he'd pour it around the

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fence post in his yard to makesure that the weeds didn't grow around the
fence post. Okay, smart,I get that. I can't imagine once
again, that's good for the whateverleaking into the soil. But sure,
so i'd imagine. You know,you don't want to be belittle by especially
me or my wife. Yeah,and ticks are back out. I got
one call I was able to catchit before it bit me. But I

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got one on my leg the otherday, said a pretty good man.
Whenever they spray around, which,by the way, my wife has her
a little guard and I'm like,are you concerned? He's like a little
bit, but I don't know.There's no mosquitoes in our yard and we
back up against woods. So thisguy shows up the spray, so my
wife says, hey, can youmake sure he does the whole yard?
I said, honey, I'm notgonna go and ask this guy and make

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sure that he does the whole yard. I mean, aren't you paying him
to do the whole yard? You'repaying this guy. The guy knows what
his job, older guy. Youwanted to hear from me, certainly wing
to hear for my wife. AndI guess it's a contractor or a plumber
or electrician whatever, you probably dealwith this. This would make her say
that did he get accused of notdoing the whole yard last night? Not
that I know of. No,She said, can you just make sure
he does in the back of theyard. I said, we hire this

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guy to do the entire yard.I'm not gonna go and approach this grown
man and tell him how to dohis job. He's not here to do
half the yard. We don't payhim to do half the yard. It's
like paying someone to paint the houseand be like, hey, can you
get all the walls right? Exactly? It's like, no, I'm not
gonna go and question it now.If you want now we're both standing there
now, if you want to goapproach this gentleman, that's a very Karen

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move. You can't. I thoughtso too. I said, I'm not.
This guy's gonna shake his head.He's gonna say, well, st
use me, sir, can youthe whole yard? I saw last time
he only did three quarters. That'swhat it sounds. It sounds like my
wife, And that's not when itbecame like a seventy year old woman.
I know your wife, and that'snot that's not her, No, not
at all, but it sounded itwould have sounded like that, and this

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guy would be like, well,it would make him not want to do
the whole yard. If i'm him, I think I am. I think
I'm gonna cut out in the backof the yard. I'm like, you
know what, I'm not gonna doall the yard? Why because you wanted
me to do the whole yard.Of course, I'm gonna do the whole
yard. Think I'm not gonna gotalk to this guy. It's a grown
man. He knows what his jobis. That's like I was coming in
here, Hey, can you guysdo the whole show? Sure, it's

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our job. Yeah, we couldpay the due. Sure, this guy's
gonna do what half of the yard. I was like, you go tell
him. I know what she didn'tdo. She didn't go tell them.
Yeah. Yeah, that's a that'sa Yeah, that's a weird thing that
that's a that's a like it justit would be like getting gas pumped and
be like, make sure that youcould do the whole tank. Well,

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yeah, you said fill it up, man, I'm gonna do the whole
tank. The guy comes over tomow my lawn, can you make sure
you mow all the grass? Yeah? I know. I was sir,
I'm running a little late, soI was gonna leave a quarter of it
undone. Yeah, it's gonna bea he's gonna leave. There's gonna be
a strip of grass in the middle. I thought it was an odd thing
to do, but sometimes I feellike our wives just say things to say

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things that's what it is. Ithink she wanted to be included somehow in
the project the event that was gonnago down, which was this guy chemical
that he's just spraying this magic chemicalthat kills things. That's it, that's
it. Maybe we peek concerned aboutthat. We have thirty pound cucumbers.
Ask me this guy spray in there. Look we get back, we'll knock

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out some rock news. I'm Scottie. Here's some rock news for you.
Eddie Vedder. He took a swipethat. I guess this Kansas City chiefs
kicker. Oh, by the way, this Kansas City chief kicker right like
Harrison, What a great name.But Kerr. Yeah. He went and

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talked to a Catholic college and saidCatholic things, right, and everyone's attacking
him for talking at a Catholic collegeand just saying very Catholic things. Do
you think he was gonna say thatthe Catholic religion believes in Uh? Like
it, don't like it. Ifyou don't like it, you don't have
to do He's not forcing you.You didn't put a gun to your head.

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You don't have to be Catholic.You don't have to be You can
go and do whatever you want.You know what he said? It was
interesting and he made a good point. He said, listen, women,
be excited for what your future iswith your job, but also be a
excited to be a mom and ahe was and like and like not not
cooking clean, but just raise afamily. And what woman doesn't want to
do that? He My wife's excitedto raise a family and work and so

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it is that that was his wholething is is, hey, look,
have a great career, but alsodon't forget the family values and and having
a family and what that can bringyou. Okay, if you don't like
it, you don't got to doit. Man Eddie Vedder, he was
on stage and I guess brought upthis guy and called him a pussy Why

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because he's would probably he'd probably beEddie Vedder's ask that they percent. Uh
So, I guess Eddie Vedder hasa band opening up for Pearl Jam called
deep Sea Diver, who includes twowomen. Uh So. He he was
talking about how great the band wasand uh he said he wants to thank
these uh these women for going outthere and doing it. And don't believe

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what that guy said. The kickerfor the Chiefs because I guess he he
used a line called diabolical lie.Right, that's the Chiefs kicker. He
said that in his commencement speech.Don't believe the diabolical lie that you know
is being told to you from outsidesources, outside the outside world, if

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you're not Kathlin or if you're Katholicand h and Eddie Vedder took. I
guess he was offended by the quotediabolical lie. So he said, uh,
I get that could be for somepeople. And there should be pride
in homemaking, whether you're a manor a woman, and maybe one of

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the hardest jobs. You should definitelytake pride in it. But you should
not follow a dream because you thinkthat there's more that you're going to benefit
from giving up your dreams to havea family. I don't think that's what
the guy was saying that. Ithink the guy was saying, go out
and live your dreams, but alsoremember to have a family. And once
again, I still don't know what'swrong with it. Was a he was

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at a Catholic college doing a commencementspeech, and he's Catholic, so it's
like it would be like me goingto a radio. You know, a
radio conference and I'm speaking and Istart speaking about TVs. It makes no
sense, right, Like it's ifI'm at a radio conference. What am

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I gonna talk about? Joking about? You talk about radio exactly. Randy
Bachman. Uh, he hopes thatrecent legal actions that him and some other
people are doing with the Guests Whocould help other bands that are dealing with
this. And this is interesting man. Uh you know, we all love
the Guests Who these that's the onedu dun dun dund American woman right ahead.

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Uh so uh he he he wasin He was a founding member of
the Guests Who, and then wenton to find Bachman Turner Overdrive. And
I get what he's saying here.He's he's split with anything guess Who since
the late eighties, and I guessthere was a guy who was in the
original band and he kind of hebought the ownership from the guys and said,

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I'm gonna take the band out andgo up floor? Is that cool?
They were like fine, And thatguy died. So now there's no
original members of the Guests Who,but they're still going out as the Guests
Who. And so Randy Backman's like, get guys, you can't Like,
no, you can't go out there'snot an original member, you can't Leonard
Skinnard's dealing with this. There's nooriginal members and Leonard Skynyrd anymore, you
know. But at least the familiesare okay with that. Randy Bachman's like,

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hey, man, no, theguess who was me and a bunch
of other guys, now you know, we're not part of it, and
the guy who was is dead,so you can't go out there. On
top of he claims that they're usinghis likeness in the posters to promote the
show. We can't do any ofthat, can't do any of that.
They legally owned the names, theright to the songs and the name.
Not only is he suing the currentlineup of the guests who, but man,

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he dropped a bomb on them andsaid, uh, yeah, I'm
terminating the rights agreement. You can'tsing any guess whose songs that I was
a part of and he was apart of all the bands. Well,
that's gonna be a terrible show.Then if you go to see the new
guests. So they've had to cancelall the guests who shows, And he
said like, I hope this thishelps other bands because there are man as
these guys start to die off,you're gonna see these like tribute bands go

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out as the original band and they'rejust tribute bands. And coming from a
guy who steals music and plays itat other people so I can make money.
His number on the edge. Yeah, I feel kind of bad.
I mean that person somebody wrote thatsong. I'll tell you what, These
Eyes is a great song. Soit doesn't translate into clubs very well.
But you know what you don't youdon't have a hot remix of these Eyes.

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I willed about ten minutes looking upon YouTube. Kid Rock He's always
good for something. Apparently he wasbeing interviewed by Rolling Stone magazine. Uh,
he dropped the N bomb a coupleof times and then waved the gun.
Oh wow, So I don't knowwhat he's doing. Uh. It
was at his home in Nashville andRolling Stones or the source, so he

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was he was being interviewed by RollingStone magazine. He brought the people there
to his house. I guess hewas showing off his guns and then uh,
and then he said, uh,well one he has a white butler
who he calls uncle Tom, whichis very raised. That's very rasist.
You can't do that. Uh.He tried to call Donald Trump on the
phone during the interview and I gotin and they didn't he didn't pick up.

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Uh. But then he started talkingabout the guys he worked with in
Detroit, like all the producers heworked with, like trick trick. Uh.
And he kept dropping the N bombwhen talking about him. Yeah,
and it looks like a hard R, not even an A. So that's
you know, it's kid rock.Uh. There you go, some rock
news for you. Rock your bankis your chance to win one thousand dollars

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cash. Jeremiah and I slam theXL Morning Show on one hundred point seven
is the EXL, South Jersey's rockstation. I think you would have thought
this was a ball or move andit stopped her in her tracks for a
split second at least. So mywife and I are arguing last night,

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right and it's getting kind of heated, and so it's like we're arguing,
we're arguing, and I'm looking aroundat a house that I've cleaned, dinner
I've made. Did you spit onyour own rug? So she's she has
a plate and she's eating the dinnerthat I put out for the family.

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I took the plate away from heras she was in mid bite. I
took it away and I said,you don't deserve this. Wow, that
is a baller move. And Iput it on the other side of the
kitchen and I said, you don'tAnd it's it was that it was.
It was like a Buster Douglas punchto Mike Tyson, like he wasn't expecting
it. Yeah, the Russians justgot cut right. So the look of

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like, well, okay, likewhat just happened, and I go,
yeah, you don't. You don'tdeserve this. Yeah, it's this is
this is the Yeah, this isnot this is something that I did for
the family, and now you cannotpartake it in it anymore. It's a
mind f because what she wants andwhat they want wives do is they want
a reaction back and forth. Idon't give my wife a reaction anymore.

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I am. So when we getinto an argument, we don't get listen,
we don't argue a ton what wedo. I just I don't buy
into it. I'm like, hey, you know what, I'm just gonna
go downstairs or I'm just gonna walkaway from the situation or I'm overly kind.
I'm like, no, that's that'snot what I meant at all.
I think you misunderstood what I wastalking about. So I slowed down like
I'm talking to a third grade Andthat's how you stopped the conversation because they

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wanted the argument crazy. I see, I've gotten that, and I know
I'm not acting crazy. No,I'm not acting crazy at all. I'm
being calm and collected and I'm takingthis plate away from you because you don't
get to enjoy the food that Ilaid out for you. So where does
it go from there? You've takenthe plate away? Does she go and
get the plate again? Does shestop eating? At that point, I

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took myself out of this. Iwalked out of the room, okay,
And I did come back to her. She went and found the plate and
then with continued eating. Do youtake the apron off and throw it on
the ground as you're storming out ofthe kitchen. I'm out of here,
So yeah, I I thought thatwas a move where it came out of

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nowhere, and it's a move I'venever used before. That's a great movie.
Yeah, and shut everything down forat least a split second. Yeah.
Usually if we argue, then wethe dinner time would just be quiet,
like we don't. We don't causeI like to eat, so I
can't argue and yell and eat atthe same time. Well, but that's
a great move to take something away. So my wife likes the so she

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she'll storm upstairs to her bedroom.But then she likes to continue the fight.
That's a lot of a lot ofour fight is her continuing the fight
when there shouldn't be a fight anymore. Oh, it's not in text message,
is it? Because I've we've donethat before, and I think that's
silly. Does she text you?Because my wife will text, she'll text
me from upstairs. Yeah. Yeah, and I and I even say to
her, I go while I'm inthe house and this the argument's over,

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like it's done. So she getsmad if I don't follow her up to
continue the argument upstairs, because alot of times I just let her go
go upstairs, right, shut thedoor, go upstairs, go hang out.
That's fine. I'm done. Iam done with argument. And then
she'll get extra mad because I haven'tfollowed her to continue arguing. Yeah,

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just know what I do. I'llask my wife, do you just need
a hug? Do you just wantto talk about you? Just want to
talk about where your day was today, Because if you're gonna come at me
with some nonsense, let's just wecan talk. We don't have to fight.
Just tell me about your day.Is that you want me to talk
to you again? I'm I'm I'min third grade mode. Hey guys,
look, I think I found away to beat the final boss. Is
uh, you coach? Just takethe plate away from them God, while

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they're eating. That's such a defeatingmove, is it? Definitely? It
disarmed her for like I said,for at least a minute or two where
she just didn't understand what just happened. Yeah, even me, I'm shocked.
Yeah, Mike truck Man, LookI got a parent tickets Journey Deaf
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show before we get to some talkbackshere for our Father's Day promotion. It's
really easy. Get to just giveus some advice that your your dad gave
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about this? So my uh,maybe I'm not a good dad. Apparently
I'm not. I'm not in mykid's life enough. So my seven year
old is uh, my seven yearold he's doing legos, right, He
puts legos and stuff and all thattogether. So he builds like this little
we we clear off the lego table. He's building like this whole lego city.
He's all into him, like,all right, man, keep it
up, dude, before you getinto the you know, real stuff.

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Yeah, I enjoy it. Bea kid, you're seven years old.
So he starts doing. He putsthis little playset thing together and it's it's
mom. And now mom's in thegarden right, there's a whole scenery here.
The mom's in the garden. Thesetup he does for the Lego Yeah,
little green legos there, I gota little little girl Lego figure.
And she's out there's got a littlethings. She's watering the Lego plants.
And the mom's in the garden right, she's doing her garden stuff. That's

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what mom does. So where's dadin the whole thing? Oh? Can
you put legos of you? Watchingentage? He couldn't build a Lego craps
table, I guess, so Iam. Now Mom's in the garden.
Still the thing. I'm in acar and I'm driving in the car and

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my wife says, well, whereis he driving to? He's driving to
work because all daddy does is work. Now, Daddy works hard. Okay,
listen to me. I've got avery favorable schedule. There are men
out there. I take my hatoff to you. You're working ten twelve
hours a day. It's hard tosit down with your kids at dinner.
I feel for you. Man,I love it. It's good. I
wish it was different for us.We have a very favorable schedule. I

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mean, I'm getting the kid offthe bus, so I don't work all
the time. But what they seeis on the weekends. Now we go
down to brig a team for thesummer. Now I'm over playing music over
Laskola on Friday and Saturday. Soall they remember about the beach is that
Dad works too much. I'm like, come on, you gotta okay,
you gotta get over that. No, Daddy just wants to see the hot

(28:15):
girls dance. Well, I thoughtabout that too. I was like,
I can hang out with you guysand mom and do things around the house,
right, and go out there,drink some vodka limes, you know,
and just rip it up. Well, of course, what's daddy gonna
chose. Daddy's gonna choose that,of course. Yeah. I mean,
you kids, you lose out.But when you get old enough to come
to the club, then you andDaddy can hang out. And I told
my wife, I said, I'mgonna take some nights off so we can

(28:37):
do the short thing and go getice cream and do all those things.
I'll be in their life a littlebit. These kids want they want nice
things. Daddy's gotta work, sothey give you Like, yeah, that's
right. So what's what it's about. Understand son, we can't afford two
houses. This is why we rentthe thing out, and this is why
daddy has to work all the time. Well that's what my wife will drop
this on me. She's like theopposite kind of She's like, I just

(29:00):
feel like I don't get any time, meaning like she doesn't get time with
me. But she's like our littleguy. She's like, he gets the
best of you. He gets allthe time with you. Oh yeah,
because I am. I'm just I'maround a lot. I'm you know,
like you said, we have avery favorable schedule and so so yeah,
I'm there to get him off thebus and I'm there making them dinner and
stuff like that. So I'm theyou know, the guy he talks to

(29:22):
when he gets home from school abouthow school was and everything like that.
And uh and then I go,I'm like, you know, look,
you're allowed to hang out with him, like he's not. It's not my
property. Yeah. I think mywife's a little jealous of that, but
yeah, listen, she gets tosee him in the morning. But again,
she's getting them dressed, she's doingall the you know, the actual
work and getting them breakfast and everythingelse. But but yeah, so I

(29:44):
said, listen, I'll take acouple, maybe a couple of Friday nights
off and hang out with the family. Let's get these talkbacks here. You
wouldn't win the Father's Day no promotionwe're doing. You're still if you're listening
to the promo about the Father's Daything. My kid is on there.
He came into the studio. Yeah, and he talks about what a bad
dad you are, talks about mydaddy's the best because he yells at me

(30:04):
all day. Maybe that's why daddydoesn't want to be home. I told
you that. I was driving theother night. I'm driving through the pine
barrens. It's raining, it's dark, I don't know where I am,
and my little kuy is in theback seat, and all he wants to
do. He's a chatty kathy aboutbaseball status. Oh yeah, And it's

(30:26):
one of those things where like Iwant to tell him to be quiet,
but I know this is a moment. But also I'm about to drive off
the road, so I got toreally focus on what I'm doing. And
he's grilling me about baseball. Gonnabe honest, man, After the story
I just told and Mike and themechanics is playing, I'm starting to feel
a little guilty tearing up. Yeah, guilty inside. Here a couple of

(30:48):
talkbacks. So for your Father's Daycontest. Here the best advice my father
gave me was never tell a personhow much money you make or who you
voted for. I agree with that. Two things you want to keep to
yourself keep u Yeah, you keeppolitics and religion out of any conversation.
Yeah, when did that change?We basically we just everyone yells and screams

(31:14):
all of that. If you justjust just leave it alone. Yeah,
Dad always told me to stay awayfrom the married women. That's great advice.
That is that is great advice.Ye, Dad must have had a
problem. That's funny. I gota buddy man who's who's messing around with
a married woman, but she dealswith he's he's dealing with all the aggravation

(31:37):
in the drama. And me andanother friend are like, well, you're
you don't. That's not why youget with a married woman. You're supposed
to be with a married woman.Sitter is not the drama. You can
marry the woman to deal with thedrama. Yeah, you might as well
just be with her then. Yeah, I don't know. Just don't mess
with a married woman too. Yeah. Hi, my name is Taylor,
And the best advice my dad evergave me was to say it wasn't me.

(31:59):
In fact, I also have atattooed on me in his handwriting it
wasn't me. It wasn't me.Great words of the uh shaggy right,
yeah, it was great shaggy.Yeah, that's what I That was advice
that we got. I don't knowif my dad gave it to me.
But you you go down with theship, okay, right, like you

(32:19):
don't. You don't you don't senduh yeah, like you you're not a
rat. Yeah, you go downwith you and your buddies are getting in
trouble. You don't rat somebody out. You go down with the ship.
Well, you know what snitches get. I heard stitches, stitches and bitches.
I think No, I don't thinkmy dad used to say that.
I said, snitches get bitches andstitches they do. Okay, dad,
bags, Look we we get back. Here's the thing. If you want

(32:44):
to be part of this context.iHeartRadio app search w z XL. You
hit the microphone button, send usa message, some advice good or bad.
Dad gave you like stitches, bitchesand snitches. Yeah, and if
and if we like it, yourchance at Rolling Stones Tickets, Philly's Tickets,
a La Bat Blue Cooler. We'regonna hook you up for Father's Day.

(33:06):
We get back, we'll do sometrash. Oh love trash anything thirty
orty anything, racket rough or roughlyyes, love frash. Aquaman has a

(33:30):
new girlfriend, Jason Momoa. Hewas married to a girl from The Cosby
Lisa Bonet. You could do betterthan Lisa, but I canna imagine.
She's probably sixty right, she's older, but he's older too, but she's
definitely older than him. I'm abig fan of Lisa Bonet. Always was
a big dude. I used to. That was the reason I fell in

(33:52):
love with the show called a DifferentWorld. She grew up, Yeah,
but she was only in one seasonand then she did a movie with Mickey
Rourke where she got naked and BillCosby fired her because he said that the
because Bill Cosby said that she didn'tshow respect of a Cosby show, a
dad something, a dad sumped andI think winner Lisa Bonet. So yeah,

(34:15):
so they've been divorced now for likea year. So it's some actress
named Adria r Jonah. So congrats. She scored Aquaman. I guess they
made an Instagram official the other day. Do you know who Jojo Siwah is?
No? I see this girl popup everywhere. Now she have pop

(34:35):
singer. I guess she was oneof these horrific children like Honey Boo Boo
that was on a show called DanceMoms. And somehow she's become like an
Instagram TikTok star. So she celebratedher twenty first birthday, right, so
this is news somehow. So JojoSewah she celebrated her twenty first birthday and

(34:57):
she got drunk. She did thatall around the world at Epcot Center.
Okay, everybody does that. Yeah, that's how she celebrated her twenty first
Bertha, what a shame and herlife was ruined as a child. But
yet we don't even know who sheis at least honey Booboo. We know
Honey Boobo. I know Honey boobbut she kind of looks like honey boo
boo. I guess her mom wasone of these awful dance moms and they
had a reality show about it.Yeah, they're Uh, they're like a

(35:19):
dude group. Oh dude, mydaughter did dance for years. They are
nasty. Yeah, that's a realthing. Like they're just weird, weird
people. It's you know what itis. The moms are trying to live
through the daughter. Yeah, Isee that too. Yeah I did.
Uh, I don't care. Iwatch my son. I'm like, I
hope you lose a couple. Yousee that too, his sports where dads
are trying to relive the glory daysthrough their kids. Uh. Courtney Cox,

(35:43):
she said that in her dreams,Matthew Perry still visits her seven months
after his death. It seems likethose guys from friends really legit state friends.
Yeah, yeah, which is whatI mean that was. But yeah,
you know, dude, I youknow, I just I've read some
parts of his book that he putout before he died. Dude. For

(36:07):
a guy who was such a funny, like goofy guy on the show,
he lived a dark life. LikeRobert Williams man. He was always fun
you thought he was. He hadthe happiest guy ever, and then when
he kills himself, just a justdark man, like just just between the
booze and drugs and just where we'reall the friends. When he needed he
had seven close ones, right,you know, I'll be there for you,

(36:29):
right hostually not if you go shamelessplug time. If you go to
Facebook dot com, forward, slash, Jojo and Scotti, I put up.
It's a video, and this iswhen the internet's fun, right,
It's not hurting anybody. This isa fun video. Someone took the friends
theme. You know, I'll bethere for you, but put it to

(36:51):
the Sopranos clips from the Sopranos Showand it's like, well, it's like
the Goofy beginning, you know,the intro song, but it's like here's
Tony and here's sil It's fantastic.Go to Facebook, dot com, forward,
slash, Jojo and Scotti. Iget this because I'm at the point
now all my life where I haveto ask my kids about things. Tom

(37:14):
Hanks had to ask his son Chetabout what's going on between Drake and Kendrick
Lamar. I guess that's a bigthing right now. In mute in the
Hollywood Music world, there's a Drakeand Kendrick Lamar beef. So Tom Hanks
was like, yeah, I haveno idea, So he asked his son
and then he shared the text onInstagram. Uh, Tory spelling. She

(37:37):
celebrated Mother's Day by getting multiple stomachpiercings. Is that the how many?
How many can you get on yourstomach? I thought it was just a
pelly pudge, right, but we'regoing all the way up like a zipper.
That's Tory spelling from Beverly Hills nineo two and oh the way,
I'm not a nipple ring fan,by the way, No, no,
never w Yeah, who is theyou? The governor Mario Kwan? Right?

(38:00):
It was that the dad. Thatwas the dad he named the bridge
after him. It was the Cuomo, one of the cuomos, Chris And
remember the governor who ended up sexuallyassaulting some women that had to step down.
He did a press conference and youcould see his nipple rings through his
shirt. Weird on Guys, DollyParton, Lily Tomlin. They paid tribute

(38:23):
yesterday on social media's to Dadney Coleman, who was the boss in nine to
five. I was a little bummedout. Yeah, I'll be honest about
Dadney Coleman dying because he was justin everything growing up. He was solemn,
he was in everything, and hewas so good in Boardwalk Empire and
he had a nice little arc inYellowstone. I think I was ninety two

(38:45):
years old, so it was agood run. But he was just in
every movie growing up. Every movieI watched on prison, Damney Coleman was
in. By the way, thisguy came up yesterday. I was talking
about the movie Summer Rental and itwas the guy he races. You love
this. It's a very obscure JohnCandy because movie. But I have the
jersey he wore on the beach andI wore to a barbecue and I want

(39:06):
to do He's like people knew whowas John Candy had just left SCTV.
It was like one of his firstmovies that he did. What who's the
guy you Richard Renna? That guy? Oh yeah, he's in Rambo.
It's over Johnny, He's in everything. Yeah, he's that guy. He's
another character actor. Uh. Thereyou go. Some trash for you,

(39:29):
my heart. Radios Rock Bank isyour chance to win one? One time
went up in the XL South Jersey'srock station in our z XL workforce and
the day today is you good morning? Good morning? Women? Love this
concert? They really does? Wedo? Yes, we do. Who
you more excited to see the deaththe Steve or the journey Steve Miller?

(39:52):
Yeah, it is a good showman. All hits, all hits,
all the time. Well, I'venever I don't think I've seen him.
I've seen the others. You're missingout. That was a band I would
go for about six or seven summersstraight. I would see Steve Miller every
summer and the Allman Brothers. Thosewere the two go to every summer.
We'd have a big party and goto those bands. Dude, it is

(40:15):
Steve's still doing that. He's gotto be in his mid seventies at this
point, but he sounds great.One of the greatest, one of the
greatest greatest hits CDs ever is theSteve Miller band. Yeah. Now,
do you pull out some of theold school clothes from the old concerts used
to go to. You got aconcert Churt jean jacket one of those things.
Yeah, you do it up.Yeah, you're a jean jacket with

(40:37):
patches. I don't know. Idon't have one of those. So,
so, I mean what we so? So what do we think? I
mean, we got to pick theoutfit out for you know, the impressed
Steve Miller. What do we whatdo we do it? I have no
idea. I have to go tothe atticant. I mean we go.
I mean we go rip jeans.Right, yeah, at some point be
on your husband's shoulders those times.Okay, you still and I can get

(41:00):
on your shoulder shape with a lighternice else his back is his back.
Okay, you cann't handle it.I mean this is like thirty years ago,
this might have been different. No, no, no, I'm a
tiny little girl. Yeah. Whatwhat is your name? My name is
Wendy James. All right, Wendy, And where do you work? I
work for Jersey Cape Diagnostics Training andOpportunity Center. It's a lot. That's

(41:24):
a lot that can you just abbreviateit and say you were for Shield well,
Jersey probably Jersey Cape, but theywould like to training an opportunity center
because it's where people with disabilities andhandicapsco. I'm add stick there and look
at this ya doing something good withher life? All right, Wendy We're
gonna hook you. Deaf Leopard JourneySteve Miller band up at Citizens Bank Park.

(41:46):
Okay, oh my god, thankyou so much. I say that
because I tried playing flag football afew years ago, like I did when
I was younger, and I couldn'tdo it. And I'm spreading an ankle,
twisted a knee. If this guytries to put her onto your shoulders,
yeah, something you did thirty yearsago, your back may not be
able to handle it good. Acouple of years ago, you tried to
kick a field goal off astro turf, worst thing ever, and you almost

(42:08):
had to have your leg amputated.I hit the ground and you know what
doesn't give like real dirt and asturf and the concrete. Now you feel
for everyone that ever had to playat the Meadowlands or Veteran stadium. I
fell a shock go through my bodyand my spine because my leg hits the
bottom of the ground before it hitsthe ball. Yeah, yeah, that

(42:30):
was yeah. Yeah. They thenthen they were gonna take the leg off
from the hit. Day. Ithought it. I thought it was just
dangling there. Look we we getback out. I got some headlines South
Jersey's Rock station one hundred point sevenw ZXL one zero zero point seven w
ZXL South Jerseys Rock station and theZXL AM show. That's our frequency.

(42:54):
That is our frequency. Uh Sowhen you're on your ham radio, I
can't say the last time I actuallytuned into a radio. It's all online,
man, That's why the iHeart app. That's that I can't if you
mean like a well, you knowwhat, I still have the dials in
my car so it'll flip through thechannels. But remember how long has it

(43:19):
been since you've had the radio whereit had the little orange line and you
would have to turn it and youwould have to get the perfect you would
have to get the perfect setting tomake sure that you got the radio station
you wanted to listen to the oldstereos in your living room. That big
old dial was like spinning the bigwheel on prices. Right. Oh,
and good luck finding it. Rememberyou know, I remember saving up money
I got that ah wah boombox rightand uh and it had that stupid antenna

(43:45):
that was just like a piece ofwire. He taped it to the wall.
You had a table to the wall. I put it, if I
put it in like a soda canto get better reception. No one of
those. The other day, Ijust tossed it. I will never ever.
I hope I never have to goback to that. I mean,
I guess it's cool to have outlike in a garage or something, you
can toss the radio on. Butyeah, I mean, I don't know
why people would still have an oldahla because you could, dude, Dude,

(44:09):
I remember, you could break thespeakers off, and they could so
now you had this, the middlepart would stand alone, and then the
speakers came Dude, I remember thatblew my mind. It went on your
bookshelves. And my brother got itright like it was like eighty seven,
and the speakers came off, andhe could put his speakers around his room.
As long as he had enough wire, he could put the speakers around

(44:30):
his room. Mind collects old boomboxesand he has like thirty of them,
and I dude, I'd love tofrom like the fifties and sixties. They're
cool. I love to take oneto the beach and just fire that thing
up, maybe pop a gazette inthere. You gotta get some d batteries,
that's what you gotta get Uh,dude, you know what, I
went back and watched and I bashedit the other day. Uh, and

(44:51):
I gotta take it back. Igotta I'm now going to apologize. My
little guy and I Saturday night,we went out. We had a fun
time. We we we went tosome some American Legion wrestling. Yeah,
and on the way home, he'slike, he's like, hey, can
you know it was just me andhim for the night. My wife was
down the shore with her parents andshe and he's like, hey, can

(45:14):
we watch a movie when we gethome. I said, absolutely, dude.
So uh so we end up hewanted to see the New Planet of
the Apes, but I'm like,it's only in theaters, man, I
said, but you know what,let's watch the original. And he's like,
I've seen it, and I gono, no, no, no,
no, I'm not talking about theone with James Franco. I'm talking
about the original Planet of the Apes. Let's go back Charlton Heston. Oh

(45:37):
it's all gray Planet of the Apes, right, special effects are awful.
Yeah, it's been dude. I'mI'm not even kidding. It's been thirty
five years since I've watched the originalPlant of the Apes. So we put
it on. It's a good movie. It's a good I goofed on it
last week talking about Charlton Heston andjust you know him over and he does.

(46:00):
That's always how Charlton Heston acted.But dude, at the end of
the day, it's a fine damnfilm. Now, my little guy lasted
fifteen minutes and passed out, ofcourse, So I finished it up yesterday,
and it's a good movie if youget a chance. Now, I'm
not talking about the sequels that cameout after the original Planet of the Apes.

(46:21):
It's streaming, I believe on Hulu. Charlton Heston, dude, it's
it's good. It's good. Itstands the test the time, stands the
test the time, even the monkeys, it stands. The Doctor zayas Doctor
zaias Doctor zaias, it stands thetest of time. I don't think I've
ever seen the original. Dude.It's really good and I'm watching it and

(46:42):
I was wrong. I made funof Charlton Heston saying they had a big
beer belly. Yeah, so itwas. Guy was in great shape,
especially because he was probably like hehad to be like fifty, right,
he was probably in his early fifties. Now, you know, once again,
I think there's things that you know, maybe in a me too envirol
it now probably you know, wouldn'thappen like they they flew from uh from

(47:05):
you know, Earth, right ina spaceship and it was three guys and
one woman, and the one womanwas gonna be used to just to just
recreate Earth, right, right,that's all she was there. It's just
and then she ends up dying veryearly in the film. I won't ruin
it how she dies, but sheends up dying very early. But then
you know what, Charlton Heston,being the suave man he is, he

(47:28):
finds a cave girl and uh,and he makes her his girlfriend. I'll
bring this up. I think Itold you off the air. So I
caught the I caught the First Rockymovie. Yeah, listen, the movies
are good, right, they're good. I get it. But right,
the First Rocky is a real movie. Yeah, it's not the it's not
Rocky three four five. It's areal it's more of the struggle of this

(47:50):
guy who's trying to get his life. It's like it won the Academy Award.
It you know that that was ayou know, it's it's a real
good film. Then they got goofy. The second one was kind of goofy,
but still kind of a real film. But then by the third one,
dude, not only First of all, if you go to the third
Rocky and look at the first Rockysolvester Stallone doesn't even look like himself.

(48:14):
Yeah, he's pretty jacked up.He's jacked and had a ton of plastic
surgery. And now all of asudden he could read. Now what movie?
Yeah, all of a sudden,he's a scholar. I'm watching the
original Rocky. Now, this isn'tthe one where he runs with the kids
through the city and he goes upthe art museum step. This is the
first time he runs up the artmuseum steps. He makes it, he
gets all the way up. ThenI'm watching him up there, and it's
before he's a dude. I'm watchingthis guy. He doesn't look he could

(48:37):
box anybody. He was chubby,he's out in the first Rocky, he's
out of shape. The reason thathe was such a loser. He's not
even swinging the right way. LikeI'm like, this is like if you
or I would walk up he wasan awful trainer. You know, I'm
like, how did this guy everbeat Apollo Cree just because he got his
head beat? The only guy hecould beat was Spider Rico if you believe

(48:57):
that he was a boxer and Rockyone when he runs up the art museum
steps that he's pretending to box aroundlike this guy. He has no skills
at all when it comes to boxing. That's the only reason that he loves
the zoo only. The only reasonthat Apollo took the fight with him was
because he thought he was a schluband it would be an easy fight.
He's just I think Rocky so he'snot a good fighter. He's just too
dumb to go down. Dude,He's he's he's a fence post. He

(49:20):
just gets hit over and over againuntil the CTE finally kicks in and he
just he did. He honestly tiresApollo out to the point where Apollo can't
hit him anymore because he's hit himso much. I think he had bring
damage back. Then two movies later, dude, the guy's on top of
the world riding around in the limo. He's got a rope. I man,

(49:43):
that's it. Uh yeah, thatthat the first Rocky when you go
like, I remember, I watchedall the Rocky movies with my little guy,
and the first one is the toughestto get through because when you're a
little kid, you want to watchRocky. You watch the boxing so and
watching the original Rocky, you're watchinga seventy's masterpiece. And he pretty much
forces himself on Adrian in an awfulapartment where she can't escape because he's got

(50:06):
his hand on the door. Myfavorite is when her brother throws the chicken
or turkey out there. I thinkthat was turkey. I think that was
Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas dinner. He'slike, you want the bird, go
get the birds. I like,what if you put glasses on her,
she's special needs, But if youtake the glasses off, she's not special
fads. Yeah, you're right.It's like Clark Kat Superman. What a

(50:28):
transformation. Yeah, look, wewe kept back. We'll do a think.
What do you think you have Youthink you've got it bad. I
don't think we have it bad.It's not a bad day when you accidentally
stumble into a lottery jackpot worth overseven hundred thousand dollars. Cynthia Harris of

(50:52):
North Carolina thought she was playing atwo dollars Bison Bonanza digital instant game in
demo mode. Right, it wason a mobile app for the lottery,
it wasn't a demo mode. Sheended up hitting the top level epic Jackpot,
where the odds of winning the Progressivejackpot were one in fifteen million.

(51:13):
That two dollar wager ended up gettingher seven hundred and thirty six thousand bucks,
which is the largest digital win sincethe North Carolina Lottery started offering digital
games last November. Yeah, Itried that with my bookie. I was
like, man, I thought Ilaid that bet with the Knicks. I
thought I was in a demo demode. He said, no, I'll tell
you what I bet. This womanwouldn't have been so aggressive in her betting

(51:35):
if she thought it was real hundredpercent. She was in demo mode,
so she probably just was like hit. Yeah, it put it all on
black. Go Like when I'm atthe casinos when I put my money in,
I'm like, I'm shaking when Iput my five out of the bet
down. But if I'm up twohundred dollars, I'm big baller. Man,
Dude, I could see this AdelaKahib has a thing for cheese,
so much so she reportedly spent tenthousand dollars on a two week rehab program

(52:01):
after being addicted the cheese. Iput it on everything, and my wife,
she screams at me, like cohabseggs have cheese on Everything has cheese
on it. Cohab says she'd eatfive and a half blocks of cheese each
week and then sometimes have palm crispson the side. She says it's the
only thing that would make her feelsomewhat whole, and somehow convinced herself that

(52:23):
buying blocks of cheese was cheaper optionsthan eating salad. As a result,
her cheese habit caused her to puton a lot of weight and came with
several other health side effects. Eventually, the woman's only resource was a two
week wellness retreat in South Carolina atthe cost of five eight hundred dollars a
week. Thanks to the program,a diet change, and ozempic, the

(52:45):
woman was able to lose fifty poundsand cut out cheese from her diet.
Yeah, I know your wife doesn'tdo dairy, and I talked to her
and I tried the non dairy stuff. Man, it just isn't. So
it's the other day I made this. It was so good. I mean
cheeseburgers but without the buns, andI put them on Portobello mushrooms. Perfect,
dude. It was beautiful. Right. So my wife's like, well,

(53:07):
can you use my cheese, whichis like tofoo cheese. Dude,
it doesn't even melt. Yeah,it's hard, and I'm like everything like
it all looks so good, right, like all the burgers I made with
real cheese and then hers just itit never changes. It looked like that
faked cheese like you get when you'rea kid in your kitchen place at Yeah.
Like, yeah, the plastic doesn'tit melt, it does and it

(53:28):
doesn't look real. God. Itake I'll take a perfectly good, healthy
bowl of cuca or on our cucumbersup broccoli, and I put cheese over
top. I take Brussels sprouts.I put bacon and cheese on my Brussels
sprout. Why makes everything? Justmakes it better? Popcorn? Well,
cheesy pop picture melts over the topof While getting some yardwork done in Pennsylvania,

(53:50):
a man found something unexpected buried inhis yard. This is in swartera
Township, Pennsylvania. Uh the mancontacted Uh oh. The police were contacted
after the man dug up what hebelieved to be some suspicious items. After
they found out what the items were, it turned out to be a significant
amount of what jojo a human bonescocaine. It was packaged for sale.

(54:16):
The cocaine has now been placed inevidence, A case has been open,
and it's not known how long it'sbeen buried in the man's backyard. Dude,
you're that guy. Shut up?Yeah, what are you doing calling
the cop? Find your shadiest friendthat used to push cocaine back in college
and say can you move this forme and half the price. There's two
things that could happen there. Youcan either have a lot of money or

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you could go on a serious bender, like you get the pick. Maybe
half and half. There you go. Those people they have it bad,
you not so much. One hundredpoint seven zxls after as these rock stations
ZXL. So this goes down lastnight. If you're a parent and you
let your kids sleep in your bed, I don't know how you get any

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rest. I know my cousin andhis wife did it. Yeah, their
kid was like I don't know,five, six, seven years old.
They're sleeping in bed. My littleguy Will will try and sneak in.
Yeah, with my wife and dude. We have a queen size bed.
And he looks he's eleven years old. Right, too many bodies in the

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bed, Yeah, doesn't it doesn'twork. Doesn't work. Yeah, And
you're right, like they tell youthat. His parents like stop that,
nip that in the butt, likemy eleven year old. I think he
has what I have. Like ifI wake up in the middle of the
night, like sometimes I wake up, I'm wide awake or I can't go
to sleep if I have something goingon or something like my mind is racing,
like I'm thinking about something. Yeah. So last night, man,
I'm in bed. I'm sleeping,dozing off. I was watching some of

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that WNBA that. Uh yeah,so I'm watching that, which, by
the way, is just ridiculous.But anyway, so I'm not off.
Now he comes in. He can'tgo to sleep, so now he jumps
in the bed. So now I'mup. He's there and he's kind of
fidgeting around little bit. My wife. So we're all laying in bed together.
Right, I was dozing off.I was ready to go to sleep.
Everybody's up. Now it's my wife. She goes to sleep. Ten

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minutes later, he's sleeping. Nownow who can't go to sleep? Me?
You're watching the end of that wA WF A game. I'm hearing
my my, my wife. Andthen he goes, what's the thing is
mine? I'm like, I canhear him in sync, like it's almost
like a choir of people sleep andthe snoring in the bed. My little
guy, he'll make like noise,not snore, but make noises like groaning

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and all that, like he grindshis teeth and all that kind of stuff.
And it's like it's like if youreally like sleep next to him and
hear it, You're like, itdoes keep you up. You're like,
I can't sleep with this ill lookover and everybody's nestled in bed there.
I am just laying I'm laying onmy d at the ceiling. Is your
kid a good sleeper? Because mine? If he lays in our bed,
dude, he'll end up sideways likehe he it's it is just it's it's

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a mess. Okay. So mylittle one, by the way, he's
he's perfect. Man. He goesasleep. Even my my eleven year old
gets frustrated because the seven year oldhe's out in like two seconds. Like
he's just living life here, dude, he is just he's perfect. But
uh but yeah, like my yeah, what did you ask if I,
Oh, they're good sleepers. Yeah, because my little guy, Dude,

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he'll start sleeping in a normal positionand by the end of the night,
dude, he's his head's at thebottom of the bed, his legs are
across the bed. Well, aseven year old, Like I don't know,
he hasn't slept in bed in awhile. But he is the guy
who will like he'll he'll he'll situp and then slam either his head or
something down. You possessed. Yougot to protect yourself with the pillow,
man, because yeah, he will, he'll come down hard. He's all

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over the place. Yeah, he'sdangerous, man, he was dangerous when
he was sleeping. Why my wifetook one to the nose one time.
I was like, you might havepost on Facebook real quick about how this
happened last night that I didn't hityou, because you're probably gonna have a
black eye when all this is done. Yeah, man, it's funny when
you're growing up. Like I rememberthis clear as day. When I was
a kid, I would sleep andmy arm would fall asleep and I would

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turn but so violently that my deadarm would fly across and dude, I'd
hit like the stuff off the nightstand, the wall. It would would,
I would knock stuff over to thepoint we would wake myself up. Yeah,
that and I get up, I'llget I'll get calf cramps. Oh,
it's the worst the entire world.Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's

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no good. Yeah, we needmore water and potassium. Yeah, not
a lot, makes me say al, but that's such an awkward thing that
you do anything you can to makesure that goes because you're in the you're
you think you're dreaming and then allof a sudden, no, it's real.
Yeah yeah, damn Yeah. Heyeverybody, thanks for your calls today.
I was welcome on the show Glen. When you're all a part of
it, stay there with kick offa rock block for you. It's one
hundred point seven EXL, South Jersey'srock station ZXL Morning Show. When you're

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smiling, you're smiling, smiles andeleven the sun comes shining through where your
crime. Let's fine, you bringon the rim, right, I'll stop

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your shot. Stop this side.We'll just be happy to where the smiling.
Let's just smile and keep on smiling. I'm smiling, dropping out,
man, I know you guys areall my love, poking at you guys
on my way of working ring shotat yeah, warming up ship and I'm
like, I'm a down here.We're rocking. Hey, thank you you

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shot to the fact. Yeah,keep me laughing. Man, you guys
are great. Good morning guys arehilario. Let's oh god, is it
my radio or are you only broadcastingin Manah? This is the ratings DJ
like, if you're on it,I would listen to this. Man getting

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